Hoo Boy. Another week. Another two hours of BUHLSHEET. Anyway, topix include: Matt puking his birthday dinner, Shane cycling in his undies, virtual bird rankings, Bouncers, Lemaires bizzare sexual experience at the movies, and more stuff!!!     Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Shane has made a serious choice in terms of how he expresses himself in fashion. Matt took the wrong tincture thinking it was CBD and got stung toward the end of the ep when he tried to explain his 2021 goals.  Either way, we push on into this strange and disconnected reality we now inhabit...forever in darkness.  Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Shane caught the bug and the vitamin D blasted it right out of him. We zoom out of respect for the fallen capitol, pausing our in-person enterprise to remember those of our brave senators and other adult class presidents who became unnerved as the uncles stormed their CSPANN building. Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

The D.A.W.G.Z. are in full effect with O'Conny in the house. Get ready for a good hour and a half of battle bots talk.  Other Topix include: Getting a gun, sunning the b-hole, Shane vs Chris, and Matt's dream about Zuckerberg Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Nik Oldershaw from the Coward Hour joins the cast and talks about getting paid for medical studies, being homeless, and a bunch of other stuff. Fukkin ruled Support the D.a.w.g.z.@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Dude, sh*t yeah man. We just sat down and freaking did this one, riding off this crazy chill vibe that eventually led to us discussing THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF OUR HOMELESS IN THE NAME OF PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE (AKA SCIENCE!!!)  Topix include: Minks crushing rats, winders vs piles, fiber gummies, gay pleasures, Iranian Doctors and so much more of these topics

Shane Lesner out here going winning the Gold Medal with a broken neck aka migraine. That's heart. That's dedication. That's playing for keeps.  SMGDMFH You guys just don't get it, do you? Topix include: Shane's graine, Shane thinking he has covid, but is really just hungover, McCusker=autism, free peasantries, coins and war, greek rites of initiation, Gettysburg voice, and so much more Support the Dawgz @ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

Big Billy joins the squad and the whole damn thing devolves into a big game of gotcha. Just three bros having a goof on each other. We basically just get each other's goats for an hour. 

Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless.  Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.

Lock down...engage.  The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right?  Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security. 

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!! Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop a tee @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother.  Support the D.A.W.G.Z @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Merch@ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

The D.A.W.G.Z. convene on a mild-weathered Tuesday and shoot the breeze. We talkin bout all kinds of fun stuff. Also the Woodman shows up as well. support the dawgz@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Comedian Nate Marshall joins the d.a.w.g.z. for a bit of a sit down. Tales of the Harrisburg/Lancaster comedy scene are told where Nate gets into a questionable fight. Other topix include: Covid, grounding, and general sword talk. LeZ Go!! Listen to the rest of the ep and Support the dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Buy hot tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more.   

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz.

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more.  Support the cast @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing?  Find out.   Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light"  And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey" Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week.

The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed. Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. 

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on. Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action. Don't buy the hype. In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks.    God Bless 

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!!

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.  

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live    

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. 

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other.  God bless. 

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should.  Hail Cannon! 

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. 

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho.  Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg.  Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!! Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod  

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move.  Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither.  Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff.  Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8 Support the D.A.W.G.Z @patreon.com/MSsecretpod

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff.  Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal 

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs. Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!! Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts. Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing. Support the DAWGZ: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!! Watch the Video: https://youtu.be/c_AUvix7fpM Support the D.A.W.G.Z: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod

O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message. Watch the Pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfuPlUTJjs&feature=youtu.be Support the DawgZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation.    Watch the video: https://youtu.be/Sfkxozmg7S8 Support the Dawgz and get extra stuff: patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order

The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us? continuation of ep on patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/35653187  

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business. 

International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Also, support the paytch: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Video: https://youtu.be/lsHLLrTs4ug

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong! Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzFJOrTPys

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ... Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would. The cast is on video too now: https://youtu.be/Ag_JwzD The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ

Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals? Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff

One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth.   Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more.