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Marty and Michael
The first podcast of the comedy duo Marty and Michael.
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Michael Wants Julians Mum

Michael Wants Julians Mum

This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:1414/06/2021
Playing Harmonica With Fart

Playing Harmonica With Fart

Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Feine returns with a prank call to see if our Uber driver will take a massive pig to the butchers for me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:3107/06/2021
A Serial Killer Sends Us A Creepy Letter

A Serial Killer Sends Us A Creepy Letter

This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for my son but end up screaming at the babysitter I the prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:06:3431/05/2021
Michael Actually Sh*ts His Pants and Makes Jackson O'Doherty Leave

Michael Actually Sh*ts His Pants and Makes Jackson O'Doherty Leave

What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
57:4724/05/2021
How We Used To Prank Our Parents

How We Used To Prank Our Parents

This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby, and do a pretty unexpected prank call. Enjoy you freaks xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:3217/05/2021
Calling A Therapist Prank Call!

Calling A Therapist Prank Call!

What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us more insight into who he really is, and we prank call a therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:4110/05/2021
Michael Attempts To Poo His Pants

Michael Attempts To Poo His Pants

What an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and get prescription drugs without a prescription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:09:3603/05/2021
Shane Warne Responded To Us!

Shane Warne Responded To Us!

Shane Warne responds to us checking if he can still spin. We also talk about our issues with Tennis Australia, and get in a very abusive prank call. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:5326/04/2021
Fart... Lots of Fart

Fart... Lots of Fart

This week Marty saves his farts, and releases them throughout the podcast while trying to play the flute. It's pretty disgusting so yeah, sorry about that. There's also a lovely prank call and some other strange things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
57:4119/04/2021
Someone Literally Sent Us Cum...

Someone Literally Sent Us Cum...

Yes, you read that correctly, someone sent us cum in the mail, and a ripped off toe nail. Michael also breaks the microphone and Matt Brown admits to sniffing shit. We are disgusting, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
50:4112/04/2021
That Time We Got Bashed... Again

That Time We Got Bashed... Again

This week we discuss the time we got bashed and Michael couldn't eat for 2 months. Plus PO Un-boxing, German segment, and heaps of other things as well too and that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
55:1505/04/2021
Julian Tells A Disgusting Child Hood Story!

Julian Tells A Disgusting Child Hood Story!

Julian tells a horrific child hood story, and we prank call a guy and demand sexual favours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:06:4729/03/2021
Happy To Angry Prank Call!

Happy To Angry Prank Call!

This week Matt accidentally adds one of his diary entries to the on this days, and our followers send in some very concerning crimes they have committed. Plus the prank call this week is delicious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:3222/03/2021
Worst Crimes Our Followers Have Committed!

Worst Crimes Our Followers Have Committed!

This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers have done with some shocking results.Then Arnold Feine makes a return for the prank call. We're so good and funny it's so weird haha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:2515/03/2021
Matt's Birthday Podcast PLUS THE HUNT is SUCCESSFUL!

Matt's Birthday Podcast PLUS THE HUNT is SUCCESSFUL!

It just so happens that today is Matt Brown's birthday, plus, our segment "The Hunt" is successful and we get a video from Andy from Hamish and Andy! German segment and much more wow what an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
53:2808/03/2021
Attempting To Play Recorder With Fart... Yuck

Attempting To Play Recorder With Fart... Yuck

This week we attempt to play the recorder while farting... as well as the good old German sayings segment and a great little prank call. It's full hot hey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:05:0501/03/2021
The German Segment Is Taking Over!

The German Segment Is Taking Over!

This week we update you guys on our progress in proving whether Hamish and Andy are holograms, as well as more of the famed "German Segment." We also try and get a job interview for our prank call and heaps of other funny things ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
55:0622/02/2021
We're BACK! And Sooo Silly!

We're BACK! And Sooo Silly!

We are finally back for season 3! We talk about our time off over the holidays, as well as talk about all the exciting stuff we have planned for 2021. There's also 2 new segments!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
56:1515/02/2021
Season 2 FINAL! Ft. Jackson O'Doherty

Season 2 FINAL! Ft. Jackson O'Doherty

Its our season finale! It's a jam packed episode where we get our good mates Jackson O'Doherty and Lacci on for a chat, as well as eat some of the hottest chilli in the world, then "screaming guy" prank call makes a return! We will be. back with season 3 next year mid-February! Thanks to everyone for listening we fucking love you rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:12:3421/12/2020
Our Day in Court!

Our Day in Court!

We talk about our day in court, as well as a great podcast in general, we push the butcher to the very limits in this weeks prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:3714/12/2020
Screaming Friendly Guy Prank Call

Screaming Friendly Guy Prank Call

This week we answer some hard hitting questions, Michael gets hair under his foreskin, and then we do a really good prank call... like seriously. It's good. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
48:0407/12/2020
That Time We Went To Jake Paul's House

That Time We Went To Jake Paul's House

This week we talk about some pretty messed up stuff... I don't really want to go into it because I feel a bit sick that we spoke about it but yeah, enjoy guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
50:1930/11/2020
Playing With Michael's Chest Clits

Playing With Michael's Chest Clits

This week we have a bit of a whinge about social media, and then we turn into disgusting animals and start fighting and throwing faeces at Matt. We also set that butcher up for a great prank call next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
50:1423/11/2020
Selling Pigs To A Butcher Prank Call

Selling Pigs To A Butcher Prank Call

This week we answer some great questions, talk about old brawls, and finish the episode off with a great prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
54:1516/11/2020
We Say Sentences That No One Has EVER Said Before!

We Say Sentences That No One Has EVER Said Before!

This week we talk about Matt's kidney stones, plus we try a new segment where we say sentences that have never ever been said by another human before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45:5609/11/2020
How To Kick A Goal at the AFL Grand Final in Detail

How To Kick A Goal at the AFL Grand Final in Detail

We go into great detail about the stunt we pulled at the 202 AFL Grand Final Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
39:3402/11/2020
Matt Has Haemorrhoids (AFL Podcast Is Out Next Week)

Matt Has Haemorrhoids (AFL Podcast Is Out Next Week)

Hey guys, a few of you are probably expecting us to mention the AFL pitch invading but we recorded this podcast last Tuesday so the AFL podcast will be out next week and we will talk about all of it. We're a bit grumpy at the start of this podcast, been a stressful time. Matt has haemorrhoids which is nice at least. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
48:1426/10/2020
Facebook Hates Us and We Have a New "Secrets" Segment!

Facebook Hates Us and We Have a New "Secrets" Segment!

Facebook doesn't want us on their platform anymore, and we introduce our new segment "secrets" where you guys send in your secrets and we read them. We're also legends, ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:2319/10/2020
We Super Glued Our Noses Together and We Prank Call Our Editor!

We Super Glued Our Noses Together and We Prank Call Our Editor!

This week we superglue our noses together, and we prank call Julian Telling him the RSPCA is after him. It's pretty awesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49:0212/10/2020
Michael Broke His Rib

Michael Broke His Rib

This week we talk about Michael's broken rib, Julian tries to tell us a story but it ends up being way too fucked up, and we get a cool PO Box present and its just a great day ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
40:2705/10/2020
WE'RE BACK YOU RINGS!

WE'RE BACK YOU RINGS!

We're back you ringworms. We talk about our month off, and wow we have a crazy PO Box opening and the cringiest prank call we've done in a while. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
52:2228/09/2020
PODCAST UPDATE!

PODCAST UPDATE!

Hey guys - unfortunately we are taking a few weeks off of filming and taking a small break. We're very exhausted and its affecting our health. We love you guys though and weekly episodes will continue in 4 weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10:0524/08/2020
Michael Got Bashed As A Kid!

Michael Got Bashed As A Kid!

What a podcast this week you lucky ducks! Michael reveals a story Marty didn't know, and we have one of our best ever prank calls. Its fully actual. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
48:4017/08/2020
Marty Superglues Michael's Hand Together!

Marty Superglues Michael's Hand Together!

This week Matt finds us some incredible "on this day' facts, then I manage to trick Michael into supergluing his hands together. Plus the prank call is gold this week so have a cheeky listen. HA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:3410/08/2020
Michael On P*ssing the Bed, and Thumb Tack High Five!

Michael On P*ssing the Bed, and Thumb Tack High Five!

This week we discuss embarrassing things like pissing the bed, and we have a thumb tack high five as well as a cute little prank call on Dominos. Enjoy Rings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49:0303/08/2020
Why We Hate Our Neighbour!

Why We Hate Our Neighbour!

This week we discuss why we hate our neighbour and why we have to move house, plus stories from our travels, near death experiences, and a really shit prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49:1727/07/2020
Matt Says "THREE" Heaps

Matt Says "THREE" Heaps

This week the "on this day" segment has some crazy information, and we get sent some cool stuff in our PO Box. Then we prank call Dominos and look I'm going to be honest... we were quite rude to them and we apologise. Sorry :( Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
44:4220/07/2020
We Got Sent Even Hotter Chilli Sauce!

We Got Sent Even Hotter Chilli Sauce!

This week, we get sent some of the hottest chilli sauce I've ever tasted, and Michael attempts to taste sound by putting an airhorn into his mouth. The prank call is also pretty good theres a couple in there for you. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
44:0913/07/2020
Marty Does a Poo and We Squeeze Limes Juice in our Eyes.

Marty Does a Poo and We Squeeze Limes Juice in our Eyes.

Hey mate how are you? That's good. I'm well. Anyway, this week Marty accidentally poo's on Michael while trying to make a funny fart, and then we squeeze limes in our eyes. The prank call is pretty awesome too - we just prank some guy pretending to be police and that he's been driving unlicensed. Enjoy rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
40:2406/07/2020
Good Old Dominos Prank Call and Michael Gets Electrocuted!

Good Old Dominos Prank Call and Michael Gets Electrocuted!

This week Matt tries to redeem himself with the "on this day" segment, and Michael electrocutes himself at stunt time! We also do a good old prank call on Dominos which was really good and funny... just listen ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
38:3829/06/2020
We had to SCREAM at Matt Plus an Amazing PO Box!

We had to SCREAM at Matt Plus an Amazing PO Box!

What an awesome episode! Apart from Matt Brown - we fully had to yell at him. One of our favourite PO Boxes yet but we can't legally say what we got sent... it certainly wasn't weed or anything... OK? Really cool prank call too - fully tricked a kid into thinking I knew he was a druggo! Hahaha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
32:2522/06/2020
Bit Too High this Episode... Such a Weird Prank Call Too!

Bit Too High this Episode... Such a Weird Prank Call Too!

We got pretty damn stoned for this episode and sort of lost track of time. It's a bit shorter than usual and we sort of lose control at the beginning. But it's still really funny and our prank call is so weird it's perfect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25:0715/06/2020
Michael Gets Shot By A Marble!

Michael Gets Shot By A Marble!

This week we get a bit side tracked and answer heaps of questions. Then I shoot Michael in the hand with a marble and then we get 4 failed prank calls in a row! Still funny though because we're the best and shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45:1108/06/2020
We're a Bit Sick and We Do a Good Old Dominos Prank Call!

We're a Bit Sick and We Do a Good Old Dominos Prank Call!

We're a bit bloody sick this week so we're a bit flat but it's still an awesome podcast ok? We snort pepper, and do a good old dominos prank call it was great. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31:4902/06/2020
FaceTiming Jackson O'Doherty and Some HOT HOT Sauce!

FaceTiming Jackson O'Doherty and Some HOT HOT Sauce!

Hey rings. This week we FaceTime our mate Jackson O'Doherty and we get sent some of the hottest hot sauce we've ever experienced in our PO Box. There's also a great prank call but I forget what it was haha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
32:1925/05/2020
Worst PO Box Gift EVER!

Worst PO Box Gift EVER!

What an episode... we answer some hard hitting question, then we play Russian roulette with our gel blaster and get sent the most horrific thing ever in the PO Box. The prank call is awesome too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45:0318/05/2020
We Destroy Our Green Screen... very silly

We Destroy Our Green Screen... very silly

We had a few cheeky wines... a few too many I think. We destroyed our green screen and do a ripper prank call. OK? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
38:4311/05/2020
Michael Gets Shot!

Michael Gets Shot!

This week Marty shoots Michael for stunt time, then they prank call some poor guy who can't remember his night out on the town. We are Gods of podcasts and you will kneel as you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
50:5304/05/2020
Crazy Stunt Time!

Crazy Stunt Time!

This week we get something cute in the PO Box, Michael does a crazy stunt time stunt - and of course there's a really cute prank call. We are the fucking best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
51:0327/04/2020
Michael Drinks Urine... Sorry

Michael Drinks Urine... Sorry

Episode 10 this week and we have a very cheeky episode for you. Theres some urine drinking, as well as a beautiful prank call. Other than that there's not much to talk about but it's a ripper hey hahaha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
39:0220/04/2020