Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones does or does not cover the news of the Taliban taking Kabul.  Instead of getting into that news, Alex mostly rambles about Covid and shares some interesting thoughts about King Arthur. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan look at a Special Report released by Alex Jones over the weekend. In this installment, Alex tries to do a rerun of a 2009 narrative, swears a little bit, and Dan uncovers the greatest out of context drop of all time.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how things have been going in InfoWars world.  In this installment, the date of Alex Jones' maybe-prediction of martial law being announced comes and goes, Alex has to rationalize Mike Lindell's symposium going poorly, and imaginary meetings with Globalists are discussed. Citations

To celebrate the revelation that Mike Lindell's supposed information regarding election fraud came from a fake whistleblower named Dennis Montgomery, Dan and Jordan decided to repost an episode they did about Montgomery back in 2017.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to get more information about the imminent martial law that is kicking off on Aug. 11.  In this installment, Alex makes one of the more embarrassing oversights of his recent career, says "ejaculate" again, and finds a new song to rant over. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on things from the end of the week on the Alex Jones Show.  In this installment, Alex has a very definite prediction based on amazing source, which actually may not happen, and even if it doesn't happen, he's still right if you think about it.  Also, Alex gets defensive about his financial ties with the MyPillow Guy. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan reunite to discuss Alex Jones' Sunday broadcast.  In this installment, Alex can't keep his conspiracies about scenario-based exercises straight, misreports a couple of stories, and makes a noise that that Jordan was unprepared for. Citations

Jordan is still out of town, so Dan takes the opportunity to sit down and chat with Jared Holt.  The two chat about Alex Jones' youthful bigot friend Nick, and learn about how Twitter fights relate to opposition to voting rights.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at a day from the past. In this installment, Alex defends an abortion clinic bomber, discusses spending time on hate websites, and piques Dan's curiosity.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex Jones is doing.  In this installment, Alex finds the weakest Covid conspiracy he's pulled yet, joins PJW in condemning their past selves, and invites Owen Shroyer to dinner in the worst way possible. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan dip into the past to learn about how little Alex Jones really knows about how the UN works. In this installment, Alex has very dumb predictions about future presidential elections as well as UN leadership, and has a chat with a rock star's mom. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little diversion to discuss a new video that was posted on Alex's website by his new favorite youthful hate monger, and what it could mean for Alex moving forward. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a pretty extreme day in the Infowar.  In this installment, Alex reminds his audience at least ten times that they are about to die, makes up some censorship stories, and has thoughts about "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey." Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan experience Alex Jones getting really angry about a choir, yelling about a satanically number bill in Congress, and considering pursuing a new career in stand up comedy. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan end up so disappointed by Alex Jones' 4th of July video that they decide to check in on the Baby Bigot section of his website to see what kind of content Alex is associating himself with these days. (Content warning: transphobia, homophobia...a bunch of other stuff that may be unpleasant) Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the past.  In this installment, Alex reveals that some of his more sensible-sounding positions are actually dumb, interviews a guy his audience clearly hates, and gets a call from a guy who recently lost a tiger. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things are going when Alex returned from bothering people in McAllen. In this installment, Alex misreports a story on Covid vaccination and pregnancy, creates a strawman version of the indictment against Trump's company, and warns that soon all children will be Peter Pan.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss some of Alex Jones' recent antics. In this installment, Alex makes a bizarre on-air correction, and Dan breaks down what there is to learn from Alex's recent attempted publicity stunt in McAllen, TX.

Today, Dan and Jordan dip back into the past to make their way through a rough patch on Alex Jones' show.  In this installment, Alex talks to two jerks about Bilderberg, and a caller describes how he found George H.W. Bush's secret church outside Sugarland, TX.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see if Alex Jones has developed his John McAfee conspiracies.  In this installment, they learn that he has not, and Alex tries to break his own personal record for Most Times Threatening To Walk Off His Own Show In A Single Episode.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' knee-jerk reaction to the breaking news of John McAfee's death.  Also, the gents discuss some of Alex's other hijinks from the past week.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss an "emergency broadcast" that Alex Jones put out this weekend.  In this installment, Alex rambles about how January 6 was a false flag, and welcomes back to the show a guest who has turned lying to Alex into a sport.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on a recent episode of The Alex Jones Show to see what's up.  In this installment, Alex declares a recent death an obvious professional execution, signs onto "magnet theory," and throws around a lot of stray bigotry.

Today, Dan and Jordan put out a sneaky snake mid-week episode to discuss Alex Jones' much-anticipated review of The Matrix Reloaded.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in and see how Alex Jones was doing at the end of last week. In this installment, Alex implores his audience to prepare for their impending deaths, acts like a total baby, and has a landmark first interview with Pillow Man Mike Lindell.

Today, Dan and Jordan head to the past to continue exploring the question of whether or not Alex Jones thought he was fighting the literal devil in 2003. In this installment, Alex talks to at least two people who think they're fighting the literal devil, commits to possibly seeing the second Matrix movie, and continues to be aggressively anti-Putin.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex's response to the release of the Fauci emails was, and end up quite disappointed. It's mostly just untrue third person stories and fears about new fish.

Today, Dan and Jordan return to look at an episode from the end of last week.  In this installment, Alex discusses "mass telekinesis," getting documents from random bikers, and the horrifying danger that "parentalism" is facing.

Before leaving for vacation, Jordan sat Dan down to tell him about a new space weirdo he’s come across. Are there Nazis in space? Is the pyramid in Giza a “Death Star?” Does the moon ring like a bell? All this and more on the show today. 

Today, Dan and Jordan dig into the past. In this installment, Alex Jones lies about a fascinating terrorism drill, lies about the story of a double-agent in the IRA, and gets dangerously close to seeming like he thought he was fighting the devil in 2003.

Today, Dan and Jordan dig deep into the past to cover something they forgot to cover long ago.  In this installment, Alex Jones has one of the most confusing interviews of his career with Noam Chomsky.

Today, Dan and Jordan tip their toes back into the past to see what was going on in simpler times.  In this installment, Alex scolds a caller who suggests violence, and interviews the DJ's who got suspended for playing Dixie Chicks after they'd been banned from the radio station for opposing the Iraq War.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on some modern day Alex.  In this installment, Dan is a little down in the dumps about yet another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, and Alex solves the mystery of the Colonial Pipeline hack.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discovers another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, a bunch of stunt lawsuits are announced, Alex gives humanity a 10% chance of avoiding the rise of Lord Humungus.

Today, Dan and Jordan look back exactly 18 years in the past to see what Alex Jones was up to. In this installment, Alex and a guest make some bad predictions, and evidence piles up that Dan is a witch.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex stokes religious tensions, interviews someone who probably got tricked by a pyramid scheme, and definitely doesn't talk about Matt Gaetz news.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the early week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets mad at the Oscars, makes stuff up about Covid deaths, and talks to the silliest phone salesman in the game.

Today, Dan and Jordan continue to look deep in the past to try to figure out if Alex Jones thought he was fighting the literal devil for his entire career. In this installment, the left-right paradigm is transcended, microchips are okay for Special Forces, and the Republic of Texas continues to be annoying.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex prepares for and deals with the Chauvin verdict, reveals that maybe Bill Maher has been a good guy all along, and gets caught up in the need to whistle.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week wrapped up on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discusses the Human Resources problems of the Globalists, advocates swimming in sewage, and reveals new developments in his religious narcissism.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is dealing with the recent arrest of one of his cameraman who joined in the capitol storming on Jan. 6.  Also, one of Alex's lawyers has decided to start a new career in confusing, hacky stand-up.

Today, Dan and Jordan get back to work by taking a trip back to 2003 to see what Alex Jones was up to back then. In this installment, the gents learn that the Civil War was a false flag and find a hint that Alex may have believed that he was fighting the literal devil all along. 

Today, Dan and Jordan check in with Alex Jones in the aftermath of him pretending to have saved some children from human smugglers. In this installment, Alex makes escalates the situation even further, and talks to a clearly unhinged Ted Nugent.

Today, Dan and Jordan experience what should have been the April Fools episode of the Alex Jones Show, but wasn't. In this installment, Alex explains Romeo and Juliet, and Dan explores Alex's newest "smoking gun of all smoking guns."

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex laments how women are traitors, and spends a bizarre amount of time defending Matt Gaetz against the recent allegations that have been raised against him.

Today, Dan and Jordan jump deep into the past to check in and see how Alex Jones was doing back in the middle of George W. Bush's presidency. In this installment, the gents explore what it means to be "above the two-party illusion," add new entries to the list of accused communists, and learn if you can still legally play musical chairs.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' return from his secret mission to Connecticut and puzzle over the countless possibilities of what he was doing there. Also, Alex is grossly xenophobic and Dan gets disappointed by Jim Hoft's brother.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a trip back to the past to enjoy a decade-plus old chat between Alex Jones, Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo. Also, Alex defends someone who is definitely not a witch.