Just in time for Christmas, it’s Merry Madness as Brian & Cargill pit against each other the Obscene Sixteen of cinema’s best/worst killer Santas!Will Killer Kringle underdog have a Cinderella story? Or will a festive favorite run the proverbial table?Ho Ho Hold on to your hats!

What in the hell is this? A Bedazzled new episode! Brian and Cargill grant all your podcast wishes...with diabolical consequences, as they discuss one of the best comedies of the year 2000! Download and subscribe. Mucho gusto!

Grab your picks, it’s time for Junkfood Cinema! This week, Brian & Cargill go behind the gridiron to the fiery world of NFL head offices with Ivan Reitman’s Draft Day!They discuss real football, fictional football, and fantasy football. Also, the first ever JFC stadium food draft!Don’t be Mr Irrelevant, subscribe and listen now!

Things get reel as Scott Weinberg returns to the show to discuss, what else, a wildly underrated 80s horror flick: Fade to Black!We like movies, but Eric Binford…well he loves them to death.Listen and subscribe before the credits roll for the last time.

Happy Snack Friday!If you’re not too full from yesterday, gorge yourself on the yummy 90s thriller goodness that is Breakdown!Oh, and be safe driving home.

It’s a real killer thriller this week as Brian and Cargill investigate Copycat!Why were the 90s the perfect decade for serial killer thrillers? How did Sigourney Weaver relieve stress after shooting? What’s with all the pocket burgers?

Per a Patron request, Brian and Cargill keep the spooky season alive as they celebrate Halloween III: Season of the Witch!Get ready to rock out with your Silver Shamrock out!

Happy HalloWarren, Junkions!Jump in the Winnebago with Brian & Cargill as they Race with the Devil to the end of Oatestober!This episode is a real (satanic) panic!

An extra special treat just in time for Halloween!Brian and Cargill are joined by Shudder GM Craig Engler to discuss the best the streaming service currently has to offer, the challenges of horror curation, and Craig jumps into the Halloween Hotseat!Listen and share. There’s so much great stuff in this episode…it’s scary!

It’s time to find which is the toughest Warren Oates in all of Oatestober! Brian is joined by film editor/programmer/friend-of-the-show Greg MacLennan to find out if they’re tough enough for…Tough Enough!Redneck Rocky? Hillbilly Bloodsport? Over the Top…with Rhinestones?Put up your dukes, it’s fight night!

As Oatestober continues, Brian is joined by actor/writer/director/certified Oatestologist Noah Segan (Looper, Mohawk) to discuss the movie that gave him his moniker: Kid Blue.As a special side dish, the guys also do some crowing about the Oates/Corman joint Cockfighter. Yes, that’s the actual title.

Heads Up! Oatestober kicks off as Brian is joined by film editor and festival programmer Luke Mullen to discuss arguably Peckinpah’s grittiest film: Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.

Brian welcomes his brother Blake to the main feed and the siblings discuss the Jackie Chan movie that kicked and punched its way into their teenage hearts: Who Am I? They also get very upset at the Nintendo Virtual Boy for some reason. Don’t forget to download, listen, and share!

Recorded over two years ago, and thought glitched beyond repair, Brian is joined by Brad Henderson of Vinegar Syndrome to discuss one of cinema’s most insane sequels: The Class of 1999. Brad chats about his unique relationship with the film, cast, and filmmakers while Brian learns shocking familial trivia about some of his favorite cult actors. Ring the bell, school’s in session!

It’s a Class 4 Podcast Emergency: A Broken Arrow…episode!Brian and Cargill take flight and square off against John Travolta…’s agent…as they discuss what is arguably John Woo’s most underrated flick!Listen and share before things go boom!

Do not attempt to adjust your TV sets. We control the vertical, we control the horizontal. We control…the commercials?Tune in as Brian and Cargill explain how this underseen 90s comedy deserves better reception.

Brian and Cargill tease up their hair, hike up their leather pants, and see if they can live that Rock Star life! So much hair metal in this patron requested flick…and even more in this episode! We all die young, so listen and share now!

Brian and Cargill put aside their differences and go into the trenches with Enemy Mine.Whose enemy? Mine enemy? The enemy mine? Anemone?Drac or Human, give it a listen now!

Brian & Cargill enjoy the best in life, and the artiest of pulp, with John Milius’ Conan The Barbarian!This is the…pumpkin spice…of junkfood movies?

Josh Griffey from The Film Alchemist podcast rides along with Brian through the amazing insanity of Drive (1997). You will never look at Planet Hollywood, or Deliverance, the same way again.

Good day, eh? This week Brian is joined by artist/actor/cartoonist John Gholson to discuss the most beer-bellied, donutty Canadian comedy of all time: Strange Brew. This episode is cooler than a new bottle of Molsons.

Gabba Gabba Hey, Junkions!Brian and Cargill invite you to grab your hall pass and get your ass to class at Rock ‘n’ Roll High School!Don’t bring any wheat germ or riboflavin…unless you have enough for the whole class.

We Hate Movies’ Eric Szyszka returns to the show as he and Brian try and top their own high score on The Last Starfighter!Enjoy this…weird walk through the woods?

Here it is, the grand finale of both #JunkBond and the Daniel Craig era. Brian and Cargill sit down to spend some quality time with No Time to Die.What have we learned? Where do we go from here? Was Whitney Houston actually part of the X-Men? We hope you have enjoyed this miniseries. The remaining few Bond films will all be covered in Patron bonus content. Seems like there's never enough time.

Brian and Cargill set their sights the film that ushered in the modern Bond era: Goldeneye.There’s also a great deal of discussion about the game that ushered in the modern era of FPS: Goldeneye.

Brian is joined by Richard Whittaker of The Austin Chronicle to discuss the gold standard of Bond films. Download and listen so we may pour some golden words in your ear! I promise that’s less creepy than it sounds.

Brian and Cargill are here to share The Living Daylights with you!The guys discuss Cold War confusion, unused theme songs, and how Cannon Films ensured Dalton played Bond.Hold on right now!

As Junk Bond continues, Brian is joined by JFC favorite Scott Weinberg to discuss the debut Roger Moore outing (with the notably horror-sounding name): Live and Let Die!The guys discuss the highs, the lows, and the elements that no longer seem to fit the ever-changing world in which we live in.

Released from the top secret Patron vault, this Spy Who Loved Me episode from 2017 has been re-edited and enhanced with a brand new opening segment. Oh, and did we mentioned Windy Bowlsby was our guest?! Sink your Jaws into this!

Brian and Cargill travel to The Himalayas to cure the world of its allergy to George Lazenby as Bond. That’s right, they are officially On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

A ki-ki-killer bonus! What better day to dig up this terrifying corpse from the archives?!Happy Friday, Campers!

Arm yourselves because Brian and Cargill won’t save you from losing your shirt (and your mind) at Casino Royale!

Brian and Cargill wrap their tentacles around one of Cargill's favorite Bond films.Enjoy!

Brian is joined by the chaotic pixie of pod and rink, Windy Bowlsby, to swim with sharks and set Coke dealers on fire.They also discuss Licence to Kill.Enjoy!

For this sparkling installment of Junk Bond, Brian is joined by First Wrestling ring announcer John Maddening to discuss Diamonds Are Forever.Howard Hughes, fake moon landings, and a lifelong feud between Bond girls all mined for this episode.

For your ears only: Brian & Cargill undertake the epic mission of covering every single James Bond film between Patreon and the main feed.We hope this first episode, on the first Bond flick, will leave you both shaken and stirred.

Brian and Cargill bring you an episode on April Fool’s Day…but they didn’t bring it on April Fool’s Day. So you can rest assured, there will be no pranks or shenanigans. None whatsoever.

Brian and Cargill (unwisely) go Behind the Mask to fulfill a Patron request. Will they make it out alive? Listen to find out!

Brian and Cargill are joined by director Danishka Esterhazy to discuss the Slumber Party Massacre franchise and how her fantastic new entry fits into it!There is also a fair amount of discussion of 70s kid shows, getting “iced,” and sad penis. So, ya know, a typical episode.Buy or rent Danishka’s Slumber Party Massacre (2021) right now on your favorite streaming service!

Brian and Cargill are joined once again by the fantastic Joe Lynch as they fulfill a Patron request and experience the ultimate Glow-up with The Last Dragon.Can you expect insane stories? Sho’nuff! Will there be plenty of sidebars? Sho’nuff! Was this episode, as with all Joe Lynch appearances, almost lost to technical difficulties? Sho. Nuff.

Brian and Cargill wrap up Love Snacktually with definitely possibly probably the sweetest, cutest, most Ryan Reynolds-y film they’ve ever covered.By the way, this episode is not actually sponsored by Aviation Gin. No one asked us to say that, but it still feels like something we’d be legally obligated to state.

In honor of the late, great Ivan Reitman, Brian and Cargill end the Love Snacktually administration by hailing to the Dave!

As #LoveSnacktually continues, a Patron request reunites Brian & Cargill with Grosse Pointe Blank!

Brian and Cargill kick off their Love Snack-ually series with a movie that asks the important question: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?Be a loverdoll, listen and subscribe now!

Brian and Cargill have dunnit again!Find out who else dunnit as they try and escape Deathtrap.

For the first patron request episode of “The New Batch,” Brian & Cargill contract a bad case of Midnight Madness!Bonus! They also take you to…Junior High School?

Brian and Cargill honor the late Peter Bogdanovich as they take aim at his first film (and Boris Karloff’s last): Targets.The movie that lent its structure to a very recent Tarantino film? Maybe. Also yes definitely. Listen and subscribe to Bogdano this Vich with us!

In the first episode of 2022, Brian & Cargill return to their post-apocalyptic roots as they look for water (and trouble) with the Exterminators of the Year 3000!They also pitch Asylum movies and argue about robots so…you know…the usual. Listen and subscribe now before the world ends!