Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week, discussing listening to Hamilton before seeing the show, the famous noise from Law and Order, the sporty merits of cheer leading and more! Plus, some letters in response to Episode 258, In Moto Parentis. Tickets are still available for Judge John Hodgman's East Coast tour! Get 'em while you still can. More info at MaximumFun.org. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear the docket and rule on pizza ordering, when to watch the next season of Game of Thrones, cereal dust, learning to drive as an adult and more. Tickets are on sale now for Judge John Hodgman's East Coast tour! More information at MaximumFun.org. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Mike brings the case against his mom, Maribeth. He says Maribeth knowingly took her daughter-in-law's recipes for a family cookbook and passed them off as her own. Maribeth says that the attribution was implied and there was no wrongdoing. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge John Hodgman rules on overfilling ice cube trays, the best spelling of Elliot for a baby, dog park etiquette, podcast recommendations and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

SPONSORED BONUS EPISODE: Judge John Hodgman, Bailiff Jesse Thorn and Expert Witness and Automotive Enthusiast Rhea Butcher clear an all-automobile-related docket in a bonus episode of Judge John Hodgman sponsored by Chevrolet. They'll weigh in on whether you can avoid being a jerk with a vanity plate, how to decide whose car to drive to the malt shop, new-car advice, and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Abtin brings the case against his girlfriend Kelsey over the decor in their new apartment. Abtin wants to go modern and classy. Kelsey says that would be boring and wants furnishings that are more quirky and unique. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Leigh files suit against her son Duncan. Duncan is ready to take to the open road on a motorcycle. His parents aren't fans of the idea, and want him to wait until he's older and can shoulder the cost and risk on his own. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear out the docket on free refills, open mics (or is it open MIKES?), canoe weekends and what to do if your friend recommends a book he hasn't actually read. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Ty files suit against her partner Zach. Zach is obsessed with earning and using airline points and miles. Ty also likes to travel, but she wants to give up the crazy schemes and choose their vacation destinations and itineraries the "normal" way. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

With expert witness Teresa McElroy of Shmanners! Bob brings the case against his fiancee Alessandra. They have a "no boring stories" policy when they are at home together. Now Alessandra wants an exception for stories about the workplace. Should they change the rules? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

With Special Expert Witness Alton Brown! Stephanie brings the case against her partner Jeff, who works as a chef. Jeff will often leave his smoky and bacon-y aprons and detritus in his car. Stephanie thinks that the car should remain neat and clean; Jeff says the mess is manageable, and comes with the job. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

We premiere a new segment this week, Status Conference, plus a dad goes on trial. Marc brings the case against his wife Polly. They had a beloved dog who passed away several years ago. Marc would like to assemble and prepare a display of the skeleton in memory of their pet. Polly thinks this is weird and gross. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman fills us in on the birthplace of Italian-American pizza, garbage and breezeways, the adventures of Alex Vennenzula, and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Jeanna files suit against her husband Craig. She insists that Craig mishandles books, by dogearing the pages and using them as doorstops around the house.  Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Must a stay-at-home dad be obliged to answer calls and texts? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse rule on toaster ovens, purchasing "singles" in card games and whether a couple should go for the animal trifecta - two puppies and a kitten. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Dan files suit against his girlfriend Jessica. Jessica has a pair of low-grade prescription glasses. She prefers not to wear them, claiming they are not attractive. Dan says she's missing out on life by refusing to wear the glasses. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Should a globe-trotting pal be forced to come home every once in a while? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse address airplane etiquette, the importance of Hamilton, swear words and more! There's no explicit content in this one, but you may not want kids listening to it all the same. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

"Beyond a Reasonable Drought" and "A Portrait of the Artist as a Weird Dad", taped in front of a live audience at SF Sketchfest 2016! Plus, Swift Justice and songs from special guest Thao Nguyen of Thao and the Get Down Stay Down. Look out for Thao's new record and tourdates at the band's site. A MAN ALIVE is out March 4th! Please note that this week's episode includes bleeped swearing. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Jesse brings the case against his dad, Joseph. Joseph insists that his children hire a mime for his funeral (when the time comes). Jesse insists that a funeral is a time for grieving, not miming.  Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Jesse clear the docket on shouting at drive thrus, ski trips, subway turtles and more, and also set the record straight on Sha-Na-Na. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Blair brings the case against her husband Jon. In hot weather, Jon would like to wear one of his few treasured tank tops to cool off and feel the breeze. Blair thinks that tank tops on men look terrible and expose their sweaty arms to the masses.  Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Simone brings the case against her husband, Julian. They're currently living abroad in Portugal, on the island of Madeira. They've enjoyed adapting to the customs of their new home, but Julian can't get used to their special built-in grill. Simone says they should do as the Portuguese do and figure out how to take advantage of this beautiful piece of equipment. Julian thinks they should just buy a hibachi. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Dramatic sneezing, toothpaste storage in the shower, ugly Christmas plates, and British vs. American PCs. Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear out the docket. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

When Hector wants to get a hold of his friend Molly, he'll send her repeated texts or emails, with just the word "hi" or an emoji. Molly says his digital poking has become a stressor in her life. Can Judge Hodgman help these pals resolve their dispute? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman's coda to the "A Hot Dog is Not a Sandwich" debate, plus rulings on wedding photography, urinating in public showers, pillow borrowing, and how to credit others' work on the internet. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Laura has refused to play Mortal Kombat with her boyfriend Austin since he began doing extensive research and practice outside of their video game sessions. Should Austin come back down to her level so they can play a beloved game together? CAN he even do so? Guest Bailiffed by David Rees! Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear out the docket, taking on the right way to share a suitcase, how to order at restaurants without infuriating your server, and "The Game". Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Guest Bailiff David Rees joins us to talk about whether or not a married couple should hire a housecleaner. GOING DEEP with David Rees returns for its second season tonight on the Esquire Network! Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Libby brings the case against her husband Aaron. Aaron is a minister by occupation, and thinks he should always be upfront about his job when meeting new people. Libby says he should play it cool till he gets to know them a bit better. Who's right? Who's wrong? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Guest Bailiff Elliott Kalan of the Flop House clear out the docket, ruling on how to talk to a robot, the rights and privileges of toys, the appropriate way to introduce your kids to team sports, and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear out the docket, addressing issues of late-night hot tubbing, cuddling in theaters, rug placement and taking photos with Wayne Gretzky. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Reed's dad Bruce has suffered some hearing loss - must he try hearing aids? How about an ear trumpet? Find out when Judge John Hodgman rules! Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Switcheroo week! One Bad Mother hosts Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn are guest hosting Judge John Hodgman this week. You'll find John Hodgman over at the RISK! podcast. Judge Biz and Bailiff Theresa decide: should a couple with a baby seek out other young parents? Or are their old (non-parent) friends sufficient? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Guest Bailiff Paul F. Tompkins clear out the docket! Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Featuring Guest Bailiff Paul F. Tompkins! Siblings Rolland and Nyssa want to reboot the family Christmas. How should they go about it?  Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Ted brings the case against his good friend Chris. They will make plans, but Chris will suddenly become unreachable when it comes time to meet up. Ted's calls and texts go unanswered. Ted says Chris needs to step up and let him know when his plans have changed. Chris says the plans weren't firm, so he's not entirely in the wrong. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman and Guest Bailiff Jean Grae take on the proper way to do the YMCA dance, marriage proposals, and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Two friends co-host a literary reading series as a labor of love. Should they begin to seek donations? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Is fresh best? How often should pet-soiled sheets be washed? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Listen in as Judge John rules on metal meat utensils, 40 year olds listening to EDM, Vlad the Impaler-based religions, and the proper order to listen to podcasts. This week with Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

What's "public" and what's "private" space? A woman agrees to refrain from wearing a certain pair of shoes in public, but finds the terms unclear. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

  Caroline brings the case against her husband Steve. They cannot agree -- how many TVs is TOO many? Caroline thinks it's best to minimize TV watching, and that a single TV is most appropriate. Steve says it can't hurt to have a few extra screens as long as you don't go overboard. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Judge Hodgman is assisted by Summertime Bailiff Monte Belmonte, taking on questions of broccoli-chomping, accidental raccoonslaughter, game night disputes, and the best construction of jokes. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

Should Adrian be allowed to purchase an artisanal axe, flouting house rules about weapons? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

When someone posts something offensive or wrong on social media, should you call them out? Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.

That's my verdict, that's my ruling! Judge John Hodgman rules on dressing cats in shirts, obnoxious behavior at Mexican restaurants, and more. Judge John Hodgman: Road Court is happening NOW! Get your tickets at maximumfun.org/events.