Well that was certainly the welcome we expected coming into a place called Deathbower. Now we just need to face down the gauntlet of Mictena's home before we can finally face her once and for all and get the hell out of this purgatory. Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

We thought we were done. We thought we had made it. We held out the faintest glimmer of hope that we were going to escape the Dead Roads without having to confront Mictena, but that hope was dashed. Now we've steeled ourselves for the fight for our lives as we head into Death Bower for a showdown. Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

This fight is going about as to be expected after making our way through this nightmare-filled scriptorium. Mind tricks, misdirection, and miscues mar our efforts to clean out this place, but maybe not all is lost as one of us gets a boost from their past, rather than just being haunted by it. Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

The finish of this nightmare-filled scriptorium is getting close, we can smell it! Or maybe that's just Thelais sniffing out evil. There was no skipping rooms in this dungeon, and we are paying the price with bits and pieces of our sanity as we finally start our climb up the tower of this haunted place. As a reminder, you have until June 18th to turn in your art contest submissions to us if you want a shot at your very own Inspired Incompetence t-shirt as well as the brag-worthy title: King of Art! Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

After pushing ourselves to the limit going through this nightmare of a dungeon, it's time for us to barricade ourselves into a nice, quiet, haunted room and take a well-deserved break from the day-to-day monotony of facing our greatest fears.  As a reminder, you have until June 18th to turn in your art contest submissions to us if you want a shot at your very own Inspired Incompetence t-shirt as well as the brag-worthy title: King of Art! Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Vertigo, nightmares, flashbacks, and all manner of creepy crawlies have turned the most boring of the waystations into a giant receptacle of our greatest fears. This time around we might just manage to catch a slight break before being thrown back into the stuff of nightmares. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

The most boring waystation. That's what everyone told us this place would be. We never believed them for a second, our luck is not that good. Now we're making our way through this nightmare-filled scriptorium as our deepest fears and regrets come back to haunt us, sometimes literally. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

We made it through the night, despite some rather strong efforts to the contrary. Now we need to try and figure out why we nearly didn't make it through. We don't recall causing this particular group to have reason to want us dead, so what happened? Also, because of the amazing efforts of you, dear listeners, we have achieved our goal of $250 per month on Patreon! This means you folks have unlocked a new set of tiers for Patreon rewards. Alex explains all of them in the introduction for this week, but you can also head on over to Patreon.com/inspiredincompetence to check them out for yourself! We cannot express how humbled and grateful we are that you all care enough about our little show to support us the way that you do. Hopefully these new tiers can show some fraction of our gratitude. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

There's nothing like meeting strangers on the road, swapping stories, sharing a meal, all that fun stuff. Though when the strangers you meet are toting a corpse and you meet them on the Dead Roads, things get weird pretty quick. Let's see if we can't make it through the night sharing an in with these creepy strangers. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

So it seems that when you rescue a guy from the clutches of someone who imprisoned him in a pocket dimension, he tends to be rather generous. He even offers to give us a glimpse of what's to come amidst his actual gifts.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

We may just have bitten off more than we can chew with this guy. This is quite possibly the most dangerous foe we've faced since waking up in that tomb what seems like ages ago. With most of the party confused (more than normal) and this guy being able to fly whenever he wants, hopefully we can disarm this thing before he gets us all to kill each other. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

An animated painting, pesky puzzles, an infested manor, and an imprisoned owner. Let's see if we can't speed this process along a bit and get ourselves home a bit quicker. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

What a welcome we've had to the Nine Eaves manor. Exploding abominations and demonic mosquitos rolled out the red carpet, and now there's a talking painting? Why can't we just walk into one of these waystations, get our stamps, and just be on our merry way? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

We've fought our way to the top of the Palace of Teeth with our bargaining chip. Now let's see how valuable it really is. Did we make the right choice siding with this unknown benefactor, or are we about to find out we made a huge mistake? Only one way to find out I suppose. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Well that was certainly one way to negotiate. Now let's see if we can't use this guy to get us what we need out of this dreadful teeth-covered palace. The sooner we can leave this place behind, the better, if you ask me. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

I suppose that's one way to conduct a negotiation. Will Vipera's crude tactics pay off for us in the long run, or are we just begging to lose some more teeth? Only one way to find out! As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Well the Palace of Teeth is certainly an aptly named structure. We're taking bets on how far we can manage to go through this place with our winning smiles intact. Who are we kidding? We'll look like veteran hockey players in no time flat. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

With our most difficult task to date completed, it is time to begin our long journey home. There are always things intent on getting in our way, however. Nothing can ever be made simple or easy for us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Life and death are truly unfair. We've finally reconnected with those who were lost, only to discover they truly are lost. Now the task becomes convincing them of that fact while reconciling our own good fortune with whatever terrible event befell our friends.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

We made it out of the tomb! Go us! Our situation hasn't improved much, even with that supposedly positive development. What are we supposed to do in an endless graveyard? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

The outside world just might be in sight. There's just the small detail of a large bug-like creature standing in our way (and who knows what else), but the sweet smell of fresh air is so close we can almost taste it. Are there any more hurdles to get over before we can taste our freedom once more? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

The more creatures we come across, the closer we come to escaping from this dark, dank tomb. That's the hope, anyway. Will we be able to survive long enough to see the sun again? Will it even matter? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Nothing wakes you up faster than having to fight for your life against some creepy crawlies inside a tomb you don't remember going into. Now this unlikely group continues to look for a way out of this tomb and can only hope there's fewer things in their way on the way out. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

So this group of misfits has found themselves in coffins in an unknown tomb with absolutely no memory of how they got there. Not only that, but the tomb is filled with monsters. Now the group needs to not only figure out where they are and how to get out, but they also need to figure out a way to survive in the meantime. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Here it is! After a slight delay, we are thrilled to bring you, dear listeners, into the fun, whimsical world of undead and ancient tombs. Come join us for our inaugural episode of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough and enjoy these characters while they last. We're sure someone will die before too long. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Welcome back to the Inspired Incompetence Podcast as we bring you part 2 of our We Be Goblins playthrough. Come join the gang as they take the role of some very friendly and well-meaning goblins as we gear up to begin our main story next week: the Tyrant's Grasp adventure path. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at [email protected] if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Hello everyone and welcome to the inaugural voyage of the Inspired Incompetence podcast! I know most of you were expecting us to be starting our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough this week, and believe us, we wanted nothing more than to bring it to you, but alas, 2020 had one more gut punch to throw at us before departing. This gut punch came in the form of our favorite pandemic, COVID-19, and specifically its assault on one of our own.  This delayed our Tyrant's Grasp opening by a couple weeks, but our commitment to bringing you, dear listeners, quality content each and every week remains intact. To that end, this week we are kicking off our rebranded podcast with part 1 of a special two part episode in which the gang plays through the We Be Goblins module from Paizo.  Now, even though we have changed our name, everything else about us remains intact. You can still find us on Facebook and Twitter under our new name (Inspired Incompetence). You can check out our redesigned website at Inspiredincompetence.com. You can find and chat with us on our Discord server from the link on our website. You can send us an email if you'd prefer that at [email protected]. Lastly, and most importantly for us, if you'd like to support the show, you can find us under our new name on Patreon as well. Sign up there to get early access to our episodes every week as well as getting access to Inspired Incompetence merch every once in a while!

This is it, folks. The gang rides the waves for the last time in our piratical finale as we draw a close to our Skull & Shackles adventure. It's been over two and a half years following this band of misfits all over the ocean, but the time has finally come to say goodbye.  Don't think for one second this means we're done, however. Though this is our last episode on the high seas, and even our last episode as Swiss Army Scorpion, we are not yet done. We have plenty of exciting projects coming down the pipe, including a brand new AP coming to you very shortly. Stay tuned for more information, but for now, simply enjoy our big send off.    Thank you one and all for the support you've shown us along the way. None of this would have been possible without your support. Everyone reading this: you are the real stars here. 

It seems things are going well outside, so now we rejoin the gang as they plunge into the sea caves beneath the Hurricane King's fortress where he is bravely hiding out. The big question remains, though: how much of a gauntlet remains for the gang to rush through before they find him? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

As the gang continues their infiltration of the Hurricane King's fortress there just happens to be a massive naval battle going on in the lagoon outside. This week, we're going to take a step back from the infiltration to see how that battle is progressing. We're even getting a bit of help as the gang is joined by James Schwarz of the Dimension Door Podcast! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

The gang is in the midst of their final push towards the big ending they've been striving for for so long. The end is in sight, but that doesn't mean they don't have time to take a step back and prepare for what's ahead. Let's see what gets uncovered in this infestigation. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Join us, dear listeners, in what will be our final iteration of our Sweet Side Action sub series under the name of Swiss Army Scorpion. Join the gang one more time as they plumb the depths of an enormous mountain dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder's 2nd Edition. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

It has finally come to this. After all the social climbing and a veritable mountain of corpses, the time has come for the gang to re-form the hierarchy in the Shackles one axe swing, one slaw swipe, one fireball, and one booking at a time. The foe is ready and waiting, but will it matter? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Where did this guy come from? And when did he learn how to talk? The gang's new(?) crew member has quite a lot of explaining to do as the gang deals with their own turmoil while simultaneously preparing for the fight of their lives. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

There are some big things happening in the Shackles these days. Invasions and incompetence and just rank corruption all the way down. Who would have thought such things possible from a nation run by pirates? Somebody should do something about it, but who? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

With the invasion still in full swing, the gang has finally come face-to-face with the lay in charge. Will they be able to carve the heart out of this armada before it overwhelms whatever is left of their allies? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

The invasion is here! The gang and their allies seem woefully outnumbered and outgunned facing the massive fleet that emerged from a massive hurricane. Can the gang cut the head off this behemoth before it rampages through their home? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!    

An invasion is bearing down on the Shackles, and the powers that be have decided it's probably no big deal. Now it appears to be up to the gang and their allies to step up and be the big damn heroes once again.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

This week we take one more break from the gang's adventures on the high seas to follow their plunge into the depths of a massive dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

It's time for another Pirate Meeting y'all! This time, there appears to be urgent business coming, and the gang needs to rally the Pirate Council to action if they're going to rise to the occasion. How easy do you think it will be to get a bunch of pirates to work together to accomplish a common goal, do you think? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Now what? With seemingly the last obstacle removed from the gang's path to happiness in their new station, of course something new had to arise to make them race off to fix the Shackles' problems again.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

With the finale of Book 5 in the...books, we once again take a break from our regularly scheduled piratical adventures to bring you the continued adventures of the gang as they explore not only the depths of this immense dungeon but also the rules of Pathfinder's Second Edition. We'll be sure to get a few things wrong along the way, so come find out and then join our Discord to yell at us later! As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

With all sorts of nasties filling this dread fort, the gang seems to be closing in on their oldest, most hated foe. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Who's running this fortress, anyway? And where did they get all these weird creatures to guard the place? What new sorts of beasties await the gang as they continue their assault on the fort of an old foe? Let's find out, shall we? As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

This is going just like the gang planned. Stealth has never been their strongest aspect, and they are proving that yet again as they continue their assault on the fort of an old enemy. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Payback is a bitch. If you want to mount an assault on the gang's island, you'd best be prepared for the consequences should you fail. I guess this week we should call the gang "consequences". As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

The assault is on! In quite possibly the largest threat the gang has ever faced, their oldest foe is yet to make an appearance despite promises to the contrary. That hasn't stopped a former prisoner from seeking his revenge on an old friend, though he's in for a rude surprise. As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

It seems the time has come. The gang prepares for an assault on their home from their oldest enemy in what could be their biggest challenge yet.  As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!