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Goblet Of Wine
Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes! The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.
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Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say

Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say

Oioi! Lets break into Gringotts, bitchez. Don't worry, it's totally easy. There's literally no security. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_content=icons_only_var_c&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-to-evacuate-my-family-to-survive-the-war?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabGp50XTYWiSkhcbBuVTZXIbSJH0xWydXefUX3WZwzgohcvyDJ_CU4nR0k_aem_loMhLQCd-Ei9zF3jKAWWqg https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridge-to-life-evacuate-maryams-family-from-gaza?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:14:2121/11/2024
Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil

Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil

Neil didn't curse this episode! Yay! Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_content=icons_only_var_c&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-to-evacuate-my-family-to-survive-the-war?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabGp50XTYWiSkhcbBuVTZXIbSJH0xWydXefUX3WZwzgohcvyDJ_CU4nR0k_aem_loMhLQCd-Ei9zF3jKAWWqg https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridge-to-life-evacuate-maryams-family-from-gaza?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:37:1831/10/2024
Ep 140 - Deathly Hallows 24: Burying Donnie In A Shoebox ft. Neil

Ep 140 - Deathly Hallows 24: Burying Donnie In A Shoebox ft. Neil

SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE, IT'S BEEN SO CURSED, SO MANY ISSUES, ALL OF THEM NEILS FAULT! The bastard. Clearly the universe is saying 'no more Neil!'. I support it. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_content=icons_only_var_c&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-to-evacuate-my-family-to-survive-the-war?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabGp50XTYWiSkhcbBuVTZXIbSJH0xWydXefUX3WZwzgohcvyDJ_CU4nR0k_aem_loMhLQCd-Ei9zF3jKAWWqg https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridge-to-life-evacuate-maryams-family-from-gaza?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:56:3116/10/2024
Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds

Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds

Hello, we're back, and it's finally time for the first installment of the Deathly Hallows films. Now you may be asking yourself 'have they changed the horrible, unfollowable structure they do for film episodes that they whole audience hate and Hannah and Charlie hate too' and they answer is no. Of course we haven't. So join us for discussions on a stupid maroon scarf, a Nick Cave song, and how much Charlie enjoys bullying twelve year-olds. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
02:00:5318/09/2024
Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita

Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita

She's back! We can't get rid of her. Nikita has been patiently waiting under a blanket in my spare room for two weeks, waiting to return to the podcast and be forced to do more shots. She hates us! Please make her leave my flat. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_content=icons_only_var_c&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-to-evacuate-my-family-to-survive-the-war?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabGp50XTYWiSkhcbBuVTZXIbSJH0xWydXefUX3WZwzgohcvyDJ_CU4nR0k_aem_loMhLQCd-Ei9zF3jKAWWqg https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridge-to-life-evacuate-maryams-family-from-gaza?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:21:3428/08/2024
Ep 137 - Deathly Hallows 22: Stop The Goats ft. Nikita

Ep 137 - Deathly Hallows 22: Stop The Goats ft. Nikita

But more importantly, stop Israel. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_content=icons_only_var_c&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-to-evacuate-my-family-to-survive-the-war?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabGp50XTYWiSkhcbBuVTZXIbSJH0xWydXefUX3WZwzgohcvyDJ_CU4nR0k_aem_loMhLQCd-Ei9zF3jKAWWqg https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridge-to-life-evacuate-maryams-family-from-gaza?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:40:5314/08/2024
Ep. 136 - Deathly Hallows 20 & 21: The Invisibility Cloak's Glory Hole

Ep. 136 - Deathly Hallows 20 & 21: The Invisibility Cloak's Glory Hole

Ok but...he is Nigel Thornberry right? HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:27:5026/07/2024
Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake

Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake

VOTE! And then join us talking about the greater good, Harry being horrible to Herrmione, and the incredible lack of gay in these chapters. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:11:0603/07/2024
Ep 134 - Deathly Hallows 17: Snakey Mrs B

Ep 134 - Deathly Hallows 17: Snakey Mrs B

Ello ello. Grab a glass of ‘something you’ve gotten used to’ and join us as we talk about chapter 17, racist statues, Russian dolls and sooty and sweep. It’s a super on-topic episode as normal! HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:24:5213/06/2024
Ep 133 - Deathly Hallows 16: She Whips It Out

Ep 133 - Deathly Hallows 16: She Whips It Out

It's objectifying men time HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:19:3522/05/2024
Ep 132 - Deathly Hallows 15: They're Stinky, They're Smelly

Ep 132 - Deathly Hallows 15: They're Stinky, They're Smelly

They're stinky, they're smelly, and no, they aren't the podcast hosts. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
02:00:2101/05/2024
Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo (JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!!)

Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo (JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!!)

SUP! Join us chatting about chapter 14 of Deathly Hallows, Beetlejuice, Go Ape, Greggs, and how terrifying cows are. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:36:4017/04/2024
Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local

Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local

Ola! We're drinking Lambrini (classy) and chatting about a heist that didn't need to happen, and crying over steak & kidney pie. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:40:3802/04/2024
Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc

Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc

Oh he thicccc. Join us discussing chapter 11 and taking various shots for all the deaths we've missed so far. We chat about ron being gr8, magical patriarchy, warewolf babies and most importantly - whether we're a rat or a frog. This is the guy charlie pictures as Thicknesse: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGey1YGd5/ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:27:2011/03/2024
Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It

Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It

'ello, enjoy a Todd heavy episode. Whilst Todd cruises around us, we discuss Harry having a shit day, Hermione's menstrual products, and teenage bedrooms. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:12:4625/02/2024
Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)

Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)

YYYYYMMCAAAAA! HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:52:0812/02/2024
Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee

Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee

We can't do maths. We realise it's 6. Please don't tweet us. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:52:5529/01/2024
Ep 125 - Deathly Hallows 4 & 5: Ted McDreamy Tonks

Ep 125 - Deathly Hallows 4 & 5: Ted McDreamy Tonks

Happy new yearrrrrr. Join us 220 individual somethings as we discuss nostaglia, love languages, camel toe and cannabalism. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:46:1415/01/2024
Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Charlie Abuses Todd

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Charlie Abuses Todd

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this episode is delightful, and since you've got nothing better to do, assault your ears, assault your ears, assault your ears HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
34:4724/12/2023
Ep 124 - Deathly Hallows 2 & 3: Chicken Wine

Ep 124 - Deathly Hallows 2 & 3: Chicken Wine

Join us for the first two chapter episode in a very long time! We're discussing chapters 2&3 of deathly hallows, aka the epic info dump. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:55:0919/12/2023
Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice

Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice

IT'S THE FINAL SEASONNNNNN...DUH NU NUUUUUH, DU NU NU NUHHHHH. Welcome to a shiny new GoW, we have a sexy new location, sexy new microphones, and sexy...jars full of teeth. We're chatting about memories of the last book, quaker oats, and peacocks. Also, does anyone know who the current prime minister is? Donate to Amy's fundraiser: ⁠https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer⁠ HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
59:0704/12/2023
Ep 122 - Half Blood Prince: Howlers

Ep 122 - Half Blood Prince: Howlers

It's time for the episode where YOU lovely people get to yell at US! But you're all really lovely, turns out. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:25:0015/11/2023
Ep 121 - Half Blood Prince Film: I Laughed So Hard I Queefed

Ep 121 - Half Blood Prince Film: I Laughed So Hard I Queefed

WE'RE BACK! After an unexpectedly long break, we're FINALLY back with the film episode! We're chatting about Argentina being in Europe, awkward laughing, Dumbledore giving Harry busy work, and laughing so hard one of us queefs. Classy. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:24:3131/10/2023
Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral

Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral

Well hello again everyone. After 30 chapters we're finally at the end of Half Blood Prince, and what a journey it's been! In this episode we bash one of our favourite european nations - Germany! First we compliment their alcohol and cruely ruin it all by making jokes about German holiday-makers. We also discuss the Eras tour, how Hogwarts never runs their exams, and how book 6 is great because it isn't book 5 - enjoy! Send us your howler voice notes to [email protected] with the subject line Howler! HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:10:5423/08/2023
Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue

Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue

Ello ello ello. Join us as we drink Taylor Swift themed cocktails (shut up, haters) and chat about chapter 29 of the half blood prince. We discuss Dumbledore's reputation, mansplaining, and how Hogwarts definitely has a morgue. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠ ⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠ ⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠ ⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk  ⁠ ⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠ ⁠Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ⁠ ⁠Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠ ⁠www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en⁠ ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:10:1302/08/2023
Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns

Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns

Hi Swifties! We *aren't* eating rotten shark, but we are eating and drinking many other Icelandic things! So join us as we discuss Neville being observant, the end of childhood, Snake's slutty little ankles, and how easy it is to kill babies. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:02:0618/07/2023
Ep 117 - Half Blood Prince 27: Avoodle Kadoozle

Ep 117 - Half Blood Prince 27: Avoodle Kadoozle

Alright guvna? Today we're drinking every fucking alcohol we own, ew. We're announcing the winners of the house cup, Hogwarts being violated, and of course, Snape Unaliving Dumbledore.  HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:08:3203/07/2023
Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please

Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please

OMG it's WITCH PLEASE?! For some reason Marcelle and Hannah stooped to our level and agreed to come on Goblet of Wine, and somehow, actually lowered the tone?! Who'd have thunk it. Around some slight technical issues, we discuss Voldemort being sticky, BYOB (bring your own boat) and...anal secretions? Witch Please - https://www.ohwitchplease.ca/https://www.ohwitchplease.ca/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:27:0320/06/2023
Ep 115 - Half Blood Prince 25: I’ve Seen Harry Potter’s Ballsack

Ep 115 - Half Blood Prince 25: I’ve Seen Harry Potter’s Ballsack

Ello ello, new episode time! We're chatting about chapter 25 of the half blood prince (eek, we're so close to the end!), about tarot cards, holocaust metaphors, and trust. Plus, Todd and Misu facetime. Awh. Get a free box of wine (and corn), using our Wine52 link! www.wine52.com/GOBLET HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:33:1506/06/2023
Ep 114 - Half Blood Prince 24: Hannah Eats Charlie

Ep 114 - Half Blood Prince 24: Hannah Eats Charlie

Bonjour, welcome back to your favourite podcast run by two fully functional alcoholics. Join us discussing chaper 24 of the half blood prince, aka unforgivable curses, nearly headless nick, and crotons. Charlie also gets stuck in some jeans, and we talk at length about our love of Notion: Sign up to Notion for free: https://affiliate.notion.so/gobletofwine HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:48:4823/05/2023
Ep 113 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 2: If I Piss, You Piss ft. Neil

Ep 113 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 2: If I Piss, You Piss ft. Neil

HOLE IN THE WALL! We're backkkk, and again, Neil is holding us at gun point and forcing us to let him guest, ew. We're talking about prophecies and the 'chosen one', how fantasy should always have a massive worm, love being lame, and how many vegetables you can hold at once (no, this isn't a euphemism).  Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Get a free box of wine (and corn), using our Wine52 link! www.wine52.com/GOBLET Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:24:1509/05/2023
Ep 112 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 1: Charlie Eats Corn ft. Neil (ew)

Ep 112 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 1: Charlie Eats Corn ft. Neil (ew)

Ello ello. We're back...and unfortunately, Neil is back too! He's weaselled his way onto the podcast again. And he forced us to drink Dragon Soop, the bastard. We're chatting about Snugglehorn, how Voldemort should have been minister for magic, how much soul he has, and then eventually Charlie gets distracted by corn and stops contributing to the episode. Get a free box of wine (and corn), using our Wine52 link! www.wine52.com/GOBLET Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:20:4517/04/2023
Ep 111 - Half Blood Prince 22: Draco’s Lost His Tits

Ep 111 - Half Blood Prince 22: Draco’s Lost His Tits

Ooooh shiny new camera! Wooo! Shiny new episode! Wooo! Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:30:5204/04/2023
Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry

Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry

Welcome back to YET ANOTHER VIDEO PODCAST! Yes, we're still really excited about this. We're chatting chapter 21 of Half Blood Prince, about Roonil Waslib, Harry being a nonce that's good at owning slaves, and not fucking your cousin. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
56:1513/03/2023
Ep 109 - Half Blood Prince 20: Hand Puppet Penis

Ep 109 - Half Blood Prince 20: Hand Puppet Penis

Welcome to our MOST EXCITING EPISODE EVER! We're celebrating the biggest, most exciting thing that's ever happened to Goblet Of Wine.  Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:24:5328/02/2023
Ep 108 - Half Blood Prince 19: I Will Go Down With This Ship

Ep 108 - Half Blood Prince 19: I Will Go Down With This Ship

LOOK! IT'S OUR SEXY, SEXY FACES! HOW LUSH! Unless you're not listening to this via Spotify, in which case, why not. Or YouTube. Get with the times! When we aren't gazing lovingly into each others eyes (which you can see for once!!) we're discussing chapter 19 of the half blood prince. Charlie sings a beautiful rendition of Spider In The Bath, and talks about how much she hates minorities (please, no one edit her sarcasm).  Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast
01:06:1314/02/2023
Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person

Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person

WE'RE BACK BABY! In today's episode we are POISONED by a VILE Canadian CUNT called Em, who made us drink a drink sooo vile that we for the first time ever couldn't drink it. Aka a Ceaser. When we aren't gagging, we talk about chapter 18 of Goblet Of Fire, bathroom cabinets, slughorn's singing abilities, bad teaching and Neville's assless chaps. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:43:4130/01/2023
Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas, Fuck John Mayor

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas, Fuck John Mayor

IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! It's time for a 5th Christmas special and this year we're back with writing bad fanfiction using patreon prompts. This year we're drinking hot mulled balsams while making mad stories about the scarf of sexual preference, hot crocs, defiling the sorting hat, and the worst Christmas song you've ever heard in your life, featuring Taylor Swift and Buffy The Vampire Slayer - All Too Bem.  Michael McIntyre juice joke  Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod
45:2524/12/2022
Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan

Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan

Hello hello! In today's episode we're discussing chapter 17 of Half Blood Prince, and Hannah gets herself cancelled by talking about how sexy children are, specifically, orphans. We also drink Balsams gifted to us by a Patreon Alex, and attempt to speak Latvian in his honour.  Orphan guy: www.tiktok.com/@isaach.p Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:20:5119/12/2022
Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair

Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair

Happy December everyone! Today we're drinking some fancy milky liquid and risking the fact Charlie might sh*t herself mid-episode. In this episode we begin to get a bit festive, discuss werewolf representation, how inventing spells actually works, and everyone's favourite fun topic ... war propaganda? Oh and Fred's wonderful buttock.  History & Folkore podcast by Holly Medland - https://open.spotify.com/show/2g4jLkfikZwWNYCZMjh54M?si=827d68fe57314c03 Why Do Maps Show Places That Don't Exist by Map Men - https://youtu.be/DeiATy-FfjI Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:20:1105/12/2022
Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum

Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum

Üdvözöljük! Today's episode is dedicated to the lovely Dorka (and the country of Hungary) who provided us with one of this episodes alcohols, and also very kindly voice noted in for us. In today's episode, as well as offending the entire country of Hungary, we discuss chapter 15 of the half blood prince. We chat about Christmas, Danielle Radcliffe having a second puberty, Harry's sex dreams, Ron being the worst, and Taylor Swift (obviously). Content warnings: Spiking - 3 minutes Drugging: 33 minutes Victim blaming: 1 hour Here's the translation we were reading: CHARLIE Én pedig charlie vagyok, és két húszévesen újraolvassuk kedvenc gyerekkori könyvünket alkohollal és cinizmussal HANNAH Üdvözöljük a borospohárban, egy részeg Harry Potter podcastban Hannah vagyok HANNAH A mai epizódban a Harry Potter és a félvér herceg 15. fejezetét olvassuk CHARLIE szóval vegyél egy pohár kedvenc alkoholos italodból, és csatlakozz hozzánk ezen a részeg visszaemlékező utazáson Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:19:1921/11/2022
Ep 103 - Half Blood Prince 14: Eat The Fucking Canaries ft. Swish & Flick

Ep 103 - Half Blood Prince 14: Eat The Fucking Canaries ft. Swish & Flick

The *longest* awaited collab - we're FINALLY sitting down and chatting with Meg & Kate from Swish & Flick! We're drinking Schofferhofer and chatting about chapter 14 of Half Blood Prince. We're discussing Ron & Hermione's romance, gamp's law again, and male emotions. https://www.swishflickcast.com/ Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:39:0625/10/2022
Ep 102 - Half Blood Prince 13: For Alex

Ep 102 - Half Blood Prince 13: For Alex

This episode is dedicated to Alex, a member of our community who sadly passed away last year. Our fundraiser for Mermaids is linked below.  Content warnings: Suicide & transphobia - 11 minutes to 17:15, and 44:55 to 47 Wretching noises - 19:30 to 24:30 Mermaids Fundraiser for Alex - https://www.gofundme.com/f/2s554-in-memory-of-alex The Gayly Prophet's Guide To Firing JK Rowling - https://hashtagruthless.com/  Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:49:4710/10/2022
Ep 101 - Half Blood Prince 12: Virgin And Buried ft. The Gayly Prophet

Ep 101 - Half Blood Prince 12: Virgin And Buried ft. The Gayly Prophet

Hello hello! In today's episode we're *finally* sitting down with Lark and Jessie from The Gayly Prophet to discuss chapter 12 of The Half Blood Prince. We're drinking Orange Blossom's and talking about drunk McGonagall, how inventing spells work, and the invisible curriculum. The Gayly Prophet - https://hashtagruthless.com/  Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:11:5227/09/2022
Ep 100 - Half Blood Prince 11: LIVE FROM LEAKYCON! - Disgusting Creature & Where To Discover Them

Ep 100 - Half Blood Prince 11: LIVE FROM LEAKYCON! - Disgusting Creature & Where To Discover Them

100TH EPISODE! We did this 100 times and NO ONE STOPPED US! Including the Leakycon staff who LET US DO IT LIVE AT LEAKYCON! Join us live as we discuss chapter 11, quidditch tryouts, Harry trampling first years, Hagrid, and time turners. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
59:2112/09/2022
Ep 99 - Half Blood Prince 10: I Don’t Care If They’re Stuck In The Washing Machine, Put Your Penis Away

Ep 99 - Half Blood Prince 10: I Don’t Care If They’re Stuck In The Washing Machine, Put Your Penis Away

Oooh, what's occur gin? HELLO! We're back for our first episode post-Leaky! We're doing our Leakycon recap as well as discussing chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince. We're talking about how incest is bad (shocking I know), Bob's big dick energy, the Pensieve auto-playing, love potions, and how Voldemort is a cranky dude who loves murder. Content Warning: Domestic and sexual violence throughout the episode especially from 1 hour in. All the fabulous people we mentioned from Leakycon: Fanatical Fics - https://www.fanaticalfics.com/ WZRD Radio Podcast - https://wzrdradiopod.com/ Swish & Flick - https://www.swishflickcast.com/ Potterless - https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/ Tonks & The Aurors - https://www.tonksandtheaurors.com/ How Airplanes Fly - https://howairplanesfly.bandcamp.com/ Lauren Fairweather - https://www.laurenfairweather.com/ Hawthorn and Holly - https://hawthornandholly.com/ Chanel Williams - https://www.instagram.com/chanwills/?hl=en Cherry Wallis - https://www.instagram.com/cherrywallis/?hl=en Rhonda - https://twitter.com/KimsMom3 Spreadsheet of what we've drunk - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:38:4530/08/2022
Ep 98 - Half Blood Prince 9: Mr Big Schlong ft. Nikita

Ep 98 - Half Blood Prince 9: Mr Big Schlong ft. Nikita

Welcome welcome to another guest episode! This week we're chatting to our friend Nikita about chapter 9 whilst drinking Pimms in excruciating heat. We discuss body fluids, school timetables and free periods, Ron side-kicking, genetics, and overall poor teaching. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
02:38:1915/08/2022
Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love

Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love

ELLO ELLO! We drank Amortentia and we didn't fall in love! Hurray! In today's episode we're inventing amortentia drinks and chatting about patronuses, non-uniform day, and the ever-changing layout of the great hall. Leakycon Schedule: http://www.leakycon.com/orlando-2022-schedule/ Leakycon Tickets (use code GOBLET for $10 off): https://www.showclix.com/event/leakycon21-orlando/tag/topnav Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
59:1501/08/2022
Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull

Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull

It's been months since we recorded, we are back and we're drinking tubby custard (or amaretto sours as it's also known). In this episode, we talk about chapter 7 of Half Blood Prince, with added eggs, Harry's incredible character growth (sometimes), how hot Blaise Zabini is and how much everyone dunks on Tonks. Leakycon Schedule: http://www.leakycon.com/orlando-2022-schedule/ Leakycon Tickets (use code GOBLET for $10 off): https://www.showclix.com/event/leakycon21-orlando/tag/topnav Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:26:0318/07/2022
Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man

Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man

We're back, and just us! In today's episode we're covering chapter 6 of HBP, and talking about the weird people we fancy, Hermione's parents, how we fall asleep tonight, and LOVE POTIONS! Content Warning: 57 minutes - rape Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en
01:30:3204/07/2022