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Becky Foster, Marc Foster & Ian Loring
Weekly film chat with reviews, discussion of the latest film news and the occasional bickering of a married couple as their friend listens somewhat nervously.
Patreon Unlock: Jesus Fucking Wept Part 1
With the new Hellraiser releasing today, we unchain the first part of our Jesus Fucking Wept series from our Patreon. Let’s get kinky with Uncle Frank with a look at the first two films! If you like this we have shows on every single one of these fuckers over at Patreon.com/filmbasterds !
34:5807/10/2022
Episode 463 - Blonde, Smile, The Munsters
On this week's show, we look at the most controversial film of the year, Blonde, take a crack at the latest horror sensation Smile and assess just what good has come from The Munsters.
01:36:3404/10/2022
Episode 462 - Don't Worry Darling, Do Revenge
On this week's show we worry about Don't Worry Darling and question if we can be arsed to Do Revenge.
02:25:2828/09/2022
Episode 461 - Clerks 3, Confess Fletch
On this week's show we ask if we're supposed to be here today with Clerks 3 and ponder the comedic aspirations of Jon Hamm with Confess, Fletch.
01:55:5821/09/2022
Episode 460 - Pinocchio, Bodies Bodies Bodies, See How They Run
On this week's show, we wonder what Tom Hanks is doing with Pinocchio, let the Bodies Bodies Bodies hit the floor and have some gentle murderous fun with See How They Run.
02:05:3617/09/2022
Episode 359 - 3000 Years of Longing
On this week's show we head into the Autumn movie season with George Miller's follow up to Fury Road, genie drama 3000 Years of Longing.
02:21:3710/09/2022
Episode 458 - Beast, Samaritan
On this week's show we watch a lion have a really quite horrible time in Beast and watch our old buddy Sly at it again with Samaritan
01:35:2203/09/2022
Episode 457 - Orphan First Kill, They/Them, Day Shift
On this week's show we shift our perspective with Orphan First Kill, wonder why Kevin Bacon can't get good signal with They/Them and question the point of Dave Franco in Day Shift.
02:27:5527/08/2022
Episode 456 - Nope, Thirteen Lives, Resurrection
On this week's show we try to say yes to Nope, wonder how the hell they did what they did in Thirteen Lives and get worrying erections with Resurrection.
02:21:1820/08/2022
Episode 455 - Not Okay
On this week's show we get triggered by Not Okay and discuss what the hell happened with Batgirl.
01:33:3809/08/2022
Episode 454 - Prizefighter, Persuasion
On this week's show, we check out the film Russell Crowe randomly decided to turn up in and that's about all we've got... Prizefighter PLUS Dakota Johnson looking directly at the camera and into Ian's soul with Persuasion.Plus, a metric tonne of trailers and some MCU talk, enjoy!
02:43:3431/07/2022
Episode 453 - The Gray Man
On this week's show we take a look at Netflix's most expensive film yet, The Gray Man.
01:58:5623/07/2022
Episode 452 - Thor Love And Thunder, Brian And Charles
On this week's show we take a long hard look at Chris Hemsworth's mighty axe in Thor: Love & Thunder and then take quite the different turn with Welsh valleys set comedy Brian & Charles.
02:15:2818/07/2022
Episode 451 - Cronenberg Special - Shivers, Naked Lunch, Existenz, Crimes of the Future
On this week's show, we get squelchy as we take on some lovely David Cronenberg material. We cover 2 films voted for by our Patrons, Shivers and Existenz, a first time watch of Naked Lunch for Ian and a look at his latest, Crimes of the Future.
01:51:4612/07/2022
Episode 450 - Elvis, Beavis & Butthead Do The Universe, First Blood
On this week's show, we ponder Tom Hanks' accent and get hot under the collar for Elvis, laugh as Beavis & Butthead Do The Universe and hey, don't blame us, they drew First Blood.
01:54:1003/07/2022
Episode 449 - The Black Phone, Spiderhead, Cha Cha Real Smooth
On this week's show we answer The Black Phone, visit the drug happy prison of Spiderhead and dance some Cha Cha Real Smooth.
02:35:2527/06/2022
Episode 448 - Jurassic World Dominion, Hustle
On this week's show we take our glasses off and look in wonder at Jurassic World: Dominion and get scouted the hell up with Netflix basketball drama Hustle.
02:02:0420/06/2022
Episode 447 - Men, Dashcam, RRR
On this week's show, we assess our proclivity for Men, take a look at some new found footage with Dashcam and experience pure joy with RRR.
02:27:2312/06/2022
Episode 446 - Top Gun Maverick
On this week's show we strap in and take flight with the last pre-Covid delayed release as we release all over Top Gun Maverick.
02:08:2904/06/2022
Episode 445 - Chip'N'Dale Rescue Rangers, Firestarter
On this week's show we review the unexpected pop culture mash up Chip'N'Dale and Zefron's unexpected Blumhouse/King collab Firestarter.
02:24:0127/05/2022
Episode 444 - Dr Strange In The Multiverse of Madness, Everything Everywhere All At Once
His Film Her Movie's Jordan Mcgrath joins us on a multiverse double bill as we take a look at the latest Dr Strange and the hottest film of the year so far.
02:09:4620/05/2022
Episode 443 - Downton Abbey A New Era
On this week's show, before the blockbusters begin we invite you to a spring soiree as we review Downton Abbey: A New Era because there was nothing else out.
02:13:1810/05/2022
I’d Buy That For A Basterd - Robocop
As the latest show has been chewed up by Ian's MacBook, we're releasing this one from the Patron feed as a make good! Join us as we discuss one of the best films ever made.
21:2202/05/2022
Episode 441 - The Northman, The Lost City
On this week's show we get wolfy and mess some fools up in The Northman and go on an adventure with Sandy B and Channy T in The Lost City.
01:54:0220/04/2022
Episode 440 - Morbius, The Bubble
On this week's show, we meet Dr Michael Morbius, get stuck in a bubble with Karen Gillan and somehow not have a good time and we discuss the continuing nonsense Ezra Miller seems to be up to.
01:43:4211/04/2022
Episode 439 - Ambulance
Take a trip in a crazy Ambulance as Michael Bay tries to shag drones!
01:57:4005/04/2022
Episode 438 - Fresh, Deep Water, X
On this week's show, we have an interesting meal in Sundance horror Fresh, see some very live flesh in SXSW horror X and watch a complete lack of chemistry in the no festival would ever play it Deep Water.
02:29:1829/03/2022
Episode 437 - Turning Red, Red Rocket, The Adam Project
On this week's show, we embrace our inner panda with Turning Red, our inner scumbag with Red Rocket and our outer younger selves with The Adam Project.
02:23:4522/03/2022
Episode 436 - The Batman
ITS THE BATMAN ITS THE BATMAN ITS THE BATMAN
02:10:0614/03/2022
Episode 435 - Cyrano
On this week's show we talk about a very sexy little man in Cyrano! Plus, Ian talks about Studio 666.
02:10:1508/03/2022
Episode 434 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Indiana Jones Series
On this week's show we rev up our chainsaws once again and take a trip to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and for some random reason we decided to watch ALL the Indiana Jones films and you know what? We had a good time!
02:32:0801/03/2022
Episode 433 - Kimi, Uncharted, Death On The Nile, The Eyes of Tammy Faye
On this week's show we have quite the mixed bag, both in terms of what the films are about and their quality, with reviews of Kimi, Uncharted, Death on the Nile AND The Eyes of Tammy Faye.
02:32:0621/02/2022
Episode 432 - Jackass Forever, Moonfall, Oscar Nominations
On this week's show we go for over an hour on this year's Oscar noms where we go through EVERY (feature length film) category before taking on two films which defy Oscar with reviews of Jackass Forever and Moonfall!
02:39:2915/02/2022
Episode 431 - Nightmare Alley, Becky's Review of 2021
On this week's show, we wander down Guillermo Del Toro's Nightmare Alley and after Becky's absence last week, we get her end of year lists!
02:08:3207/02/2022
Episode 430 - 2021 Year In Review
Its our year end round up show with lists aplenty plus bonus talk about... films being released on the blockchain???
02:50:2031/01/2022
Episode 429 - Scream, The Tragedy of Macbeth
On this week's show we venture back to Woodsboro with Scream and watch Macbeth again with The Tragedy of Macbeth.
02:50:3825/01/2022
Episode 428 - Licorice Pizza, The Lost Daughter
On this week's show, we enter our 10th year with a look at the director of our first ever main review's latest PTA's Licorice Pizza as well as Netflix's slow burning Oscar botherer, the great Maggie Gyllenhaal's directorial debut The Lost Daughter.
02:05:1408/01/2022
Episode 427 - The Matrix Resurrections, Don't Look Up, The King's Man
On our first show of 2022, we go back to the source with a look at the divisive The Matrix Resurrections, insist on looking up in the INSANELY divisive Don't Look Up and have some stupid fun with the very little seen The King's Man.
03:42:3005/01/2022
Episode 426 - Spider-Man No Way Home, West Side Story, Wrath of Man
Merry Christmas! On this week's absolute unit of a show, we take a swing through the multiverse with Spider-Man: No Way Home, click our fingers at each other with a surprisingly spicy review of West Side Story and indulge ourselves with a bit of Stath with Wrath of Man.
02:55:4825/12/2021
Episode 425 - Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City, The Power of the Dog
Oops... sorry this is so late... On the first show this week, we get itchy tasty with Resident Evil and welcome Benedict's Cumberbatch as we look at hotly awards buzzed western The Power of the Dog.
01:54:1321/12/2021
Episode 424 - House of Gucci, Rocky 4: Rocky v Drago
On this week's show we Gucc up our lives with the King Ridley's latest House of Gucci and we go back to the 80's with Stallone's new vision for Rocky 4.
02:09:1506/12/2021
Episode 423 - Ghostbusters Afterlife, Tick Tick Boom
On this week's show, Ian monologues about Ghostbusters Afterlife and the whole team muse about not living your creative dreams with a look at Tick Tick Boom!
02:12:2830/11/2021
Episode 422 - Spencer, Red Notice
On this week's show, we take a look at Kristen Stewart's awards buzzing turn in Spencer and the emphatically not awards buzzing Red Notice.
02:10:2523/11/2021
Episode 421 - Eternals, The Card Counter, Finch
On this week's show, we put another stamp in our MCU cards with Eternals, go play some slots with Oscar Isaac with The Card Counter and get sad with Finch.
02:36:4515/11/2021
Episode 420 - Last Night In Soho, Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin
On this week's show, we go downtown and have disagreements about Last Night In Soho and go to a really damn cold looking place in potential franchise restarter which already barely exists, Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin.
02:10:3809/11/2021
Episode 419 - Dune, The French Dispatch, Titane, Pete's Dragon (Patron's Choice), The Haunting (Retro Review)
A beast for this week as we travel to Arrakis with Dune, the French town of Ennui in The French Dispatch, the psychosexual plains of Titane, the American mid-west with Pete's Dragon... and a really boring mansion in The Haunting.
02:49:5302/11/2021
Patreon Unlock: Basterds Get Sparkly Part 1
If you like the sound of this, why not head on over to Patreon.com/filmbasterds and get a hell of a lot more!
27:3026/10/2021
Episode 418 - Venom 2, Halloween Kills
Coming up on this week's show, we debate whether Venom would be better if there was more Eddie & Venom and discuss the second installment in the new Halloween series, Halloween Kills.
02:27:3124/10/2021
London Film Festival 2021 Special
On this tour through a few days of London Film Festival, Ian talks about a personal film of the year contender among what was a very solid line up. This was originally released for Patrons but is available to all as the overall amount of coverage was reduced due a family Covid issue (everyone's fine). Normal service resumes next week!
46:3619/10/2021
Episode 417 - No Time To Die, The Red Shoes (Patron Review)
On this week's show, we finally see if there's time to die in No Time To Die and we get Becky's pick for the Patron's Choice as we discuss the classic drama The Red Shoes.
01:57:4811/10/2021