Andrew, Branson, and Charles read from their CW drama Teen Creek: Gun Summer. The Farm Report’s Dunstin Checksin and Bradford Hockendock team up with conspiracy theorist The Archivist on a Monsanto-sponsored search for Reid Gimball. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28832266

FaZe Polanski, Mr. Drama, Caden2Milli, and SSN Paper Chaser welcome public intellectuals Terrence Hardonne and Gavin Vandersloot for a discussion of ideas big and small. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @ByYourLogic @willmenaker @cushbomb)

Starfleet Captain Pavlok commands the USS Entrepreneur with his officers Databyte, Foodie LaGeorge, and Worfer as they embark on a diplomatic mission to Orc Prime to negotiate with the orcs who have been stealing copper from Starfleet.

Bobo Caruso, the CEO of Caruso Web Securities LLC, welcomes hackers Psycho Amazing, Mr. Hankey, and Child Vagina talk about their hacking exploits. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @dangerousneil @DinkMagic)

Actors Hatchet Landis, Church St. Martin, and Gore Hampton discuss their biggest roles, share acting tips, and read scripts. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @ByYourLogic) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28137473

Submarine Captain Rich Kisser leads Ensign Cosmo Nutmeg, Ensign River Phoenix, and Ensign Rudy F. Fuckboy on a top-secret operation in the Marianas Trench.

A plane crash leaves Andrew, Branson, and Charles stranded on a remote beach.

A cool new D&D campaign begins...

Terre Haute Air pilots Timmy Pumpkin and Casper Wolcott plan to fly through the St. Louis arch on a flight to Brooklyn.

A police detail lays out the ground rules for the evening's show. Successful and enterprising dudes share positive creative visions for their fellow dudes. The cast of E1 presents the E1 Awards.

Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys

FaZe Polanski and Mr. Drama welcome Caden2milli and 285-50-2845 Paper Chaser on the hottest show in music. The crew mourns the untimely death of rising hip-hop star Rich Philbin.

Dr. Buzz Gimball and Dr. Aloysius Honeybuckle explore the collections of Terre Haute’s Smithsonian 2 museum.

The Homie Country Recorder of Deeds delivers his first State of the Union address live at the Terre Haute Hooters. Full episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/26878169

Movie reviewers and pop culture aficionados Smiley Kong, Millennium Duncan, Spencer the Movie Orb, and Lord Laser Nacho review the latest films and discuss their favorite superhero movies.

Harvard alumni Jonathan Haircut, Luscious Grapes, and Elad Heinrich discuss their families, classmates, secret societies, and collegiate antics.

Game of Thrones buff Michael Jackson speaks once again with GoT creator Alex Branson about the most famous television series of all time. Full episode available on Patreon.

Dr. Richard Dude ("Harbinger") and Ken Centennial ("Mr. Artifact") and their pupils Gaz Buttchug and Robbie Rawls discuss the principles of SVXMI: Systemic Understanding 10 (Steps) Mental Inquiry.

Sargent Jim Shorts of the Dudes Alliance commands a ragtag band of teenage mech pilots including Admiral Grinchblade Meriwether, First Lieutenant Apollo Ratte, Lieutenant Michael Griefer, and Commodore Balthazar Eros in the battle against The Fan Collective.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles use Dr. Yinz Llubjana’s Dream Machine to make an accessible, popular, revenue-generating new podcast.

Dr. Yinz Llubjana and his assistant Rocky work with half-orc Chief Scientist Pardner to conduct research for Project Use Your Illusion 3 at an orcish research station outside Shangri-La.

Branson and CJ leave voicemails for Ben.

Country aficionado and oilman Philabuster G. Tycoon, record producer Mud Phillips, and rising star Kid Simpson discuss the rich traditions of country music past and present.

Makeup bloggers Pip Fogle, Emilio, Pebbles Acosta, and Salami dish on the latest makeup tips and trends, talk about their makeup routines, and try some new beauty products.

Performance artists Glans Penis, Salvador Landis, and Matthew Coriander Bausman Hollister discuss their greatest works, their biggest paydays, and the meaning of art.

Officer Percy Kielbasa fields late-night 911 calls at the Terre Haute police station.

Survivalists Otto Coldbeer and Bug West explore Chris Dorner National Park, sharing survival tips along the way.

G4 personalities Johnny Aimbot, Abe Funkso, and Nate Misty talk about what games they’ve been playing, their charity work, cheat codes, and the hottest video game girls of all time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25000882

Andrew, Branson, Charles, and Tom do a table read of two DBZ episodes and part of a Riverdale episode.

Virgil Texas, author and cohost of Chapo Trap House, hosts the Chapo/NPR/Vice/Ninja debate for Homie County Recorder of Deeds between candidates Gilroy Monsanto, Chalmers Pinochet Harding, Kobo Walker, Mike Fjeurtminor. The B.R.A.N. 5000 tabulates the outcome of the election. (from 2018-12-17)

Noisey’s Jeremy Tunamelt interviews Brandon Brantley, Pierre LePierre, Marty Kozlowski-Wojciechowski, and Dick Denim about their acclaimed indie rock band The Brooklyn Eventuallys.

Will B. Dinner, Cheeseburger, and I.B. Goodfood compete on a Food Network game show where the winner is eaten by social-media celeb Kiki Champagne.

Kryztov the Cleaner, Lollipop Benny, Sammy the Sperm, and Palmolive talk about their criminal enterprises.

Television writers Turkey Turner, Chris Rickshaw, Pete Romano, and Max Viacom discuss their past shows, their satirical TBS series “The Trumps,” and an SNL spec script.

Swamp Orcs Gub and Chief Beanbowl address a human ambassador with the demands of the Swamp Orcs of Slimetoe Swamp, sharing their gripes about humans and elves.

Aliens Pigdus and Shrimp report back to Research Bureau 214 with their observations of human life on Earth.

Johnny Gamefaqs, The_Demented_Taco, Mr. Bobo, and Clinton Bush discuss the benefits and the hardships of moderating online communities.

Andrew, Branson, Charles, and Felix talk about hypothetical situations. Thomas Kinkade Jr. hosts a telethon featuring '50s superstars Gary Tasteman, Dave Dudley, and Marv Mossad. (recorded 2018-12-22)

Mall ghosts Kurt, Dustin Stuckey, Preston Carter-Pope, and Bo discuss the mall they haunt and the things keeping them stuck on earth.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles do an episode about chips.

Debate moderator Bolton Husk hosts a forum featuring Homie County Recorder of Deeds candidates Gilroy Monsanto, Chalmers Pinochet Harding, and Mike Feurtmijnor.

Demons Noctus Asarius Nintendo Hamarazi Hircine and Jellybean talk about their past work, reflect on who they’ve tormented, and describe the levels of Hell.

NASA officers Dr. Duffy Windsor, Dr. Gilmore Woost, and social media coordinator Dinny Spundy discuss their deep-space mission.

A brotherhood of Wicca spiritualists—Staff Sargent Anubius PanLightflare, Kai the Lunar Slug, and Zephyr McDouble—discuss their spiritual beliefs.

Blair Gregoiyevich Pepsi, Cassandra Bologna, and Dana Boyardee Duchovny reunite to talk about their lives, who can get it, and what guys and girls like.

Kid Paradise and “Scratch” (Reid Gimball) report the day’s news in the post-apocalyptic Terre Haute of 2039.

Homer Derby and Foster Paloma welcome guests Petri Huggins and Crispin Torque for a morning show that’s all about dudes’ self-empowerment and positive masculinity.

Tim Towers and Willy Soap sit down with celebrity zookeeper Dwight Bronco a.k.a. Rudy Ridge a.k.a. Tudley. And don’t forget our band leader, the irrepressible Dave Dudley!