School bullies Squeezer (@necrobranson), A.J. Baretta (@intellegint), and Matt Marine (@charlesraustin) share their bullying tips, tricks, and equipment. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Public radio personalities Sal Tonguesly (@necrobranson), Gore Wemsley (@intellegint), and Fulton Lighthouse (@charlesraustin) complain about strip clubs, movie theaters, and the way things are. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46411101

Guitar virtuosos Lezzy Duchamp (@intellegint), Rodney Roger (@necrobranson), Lupo Toscano (@charlesraustin), and Krep Lasagna (@thevillainjoel) swap backstage stories, discuss gear, and show off their chops. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Paranormal enthusiasts Graham Casino (@intellegint), Stu Donut (@necrobranson), and Lawrence Lawhead (@charlesraustin) discuss Merlins, skeleton keys, and a possible demonic possession before taking a call from listener Brian Peebles (@necrobranson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46095982

NBA referees Leslie Action (@necrobranson), Dan Summers (@intellegint), and Rodney Roe (@charlesraustin), along with aspiring ref Darrell Hovis (@tom_on_here), discuss their careers, their interactions with players, and the legendary refs they look up to. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45938460

Game show host Buddy Puddle (@necrobranson) welcomes rollercoaster designer Marshall Lamieux (@intellegint) and music sensation Bryden Brantley (@charlesraustin) for an hour of family-friendly pop culture trivia games. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk holidays and politics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45430087

Pete Sugarbread (@intellegint), Douglas Fir (@necrobranson), and Danny Elfman Jr. (@charlesraustin) share their favorite things about Christmas and trade Christmas tales. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) confesses his sins to a priest (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

YA authors Betsy Lavender (@necrobranson), Quince Drumheller (@intellegint), and C.A. Walker (@charlesraustin) share excerpts of their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44966869

On August 31, 1997, the world changed forever when the famous Princess Diana died in a car crash. This documentary explores new evidence about what really happened that day. (Written by @necrobranson Starring @DanBoeckner @_devojka_ @humidnightblue @RahRahRaina @ByYourLogic @intellegint @charlesraustin) E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint) calls his old friend Boone Corsica (@necrobranson) while driving his Tesla Plymouth Prowler to share a new business idea. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44634969

Amazon FC Ambassadors Bart (@necrobranson), Crib (@intellegint), and Herb (@charlesraustin) share more experiences from the Amazon fulfillment center and discuss what they're wearing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44496611

When Lorne Michaels (@charlesraustin) is diagnosed with funnybone cancer that can only be healed with laughter, he receives treatment from a comedy troupe of doctors including Dr. Calvin Hobbes (@intellegint), Dr. Diet Thunder (@necrobranson), Dr. Tuca Bertie (@lunch_enjoyer), Dr. Conred Murrey (@Braingetter), and Dr. Heathcliff Garfield (@nibiru_TRUTH). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about making chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44221562

All-American dad Bill Blinkerman-Kaminski has the house with the white picket fence and a loving family. But there's one problem. He got laid off from his job at the pollution factory. To win back the respect of his family, Bill joins a dog basketball league whose rulebook does not specify that humans can't play. (Written by @charlesraustin Starring @BronzeHammer @dogboner @RahRahRaina @intellegint @necrobranson)

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) discuss their clothing companies and ask girls some questions about what they would do… Haha but they're just playing. Branson's book, Water, Wasted, is available now: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (@intellegint), Clover Sorkin (@necrobranson), and Miles Davinci (@charlesraustin) discuss their craft and preview their upcoming work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43577387 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Newscasters Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) and their numbers guy Jimmy Integer (@charlesraustin) call live results for the 2020 Terre Haute election and interview Terre Haute County Recorder of Deeds Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Rapper and father-to-be Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) hosts a baby shower and discusses the miracle of life with Mr. Drama (@intellegint), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), and Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen). (Musical guests @ZOLAJESUS and @DanBoeckner) Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) comforts late night listeners with more soothing tales. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42929977

2018 live show featuring poetry and The Farm Report's remembrance of Bill Laimbeer. With @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin (Recorded 2018-12-21).

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

College party guys Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) celebrate Hashman's birthday and help achieve his dream of being the first man to die of a weed overdose, but not before they gift him their favorite strains and read his eulogies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42257007 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Coffee shop owner Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin) and his baristas Jerome Durepois (@intellegint) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson) discuss their good fortune over the past six months and read some new poems. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Fairytale aficionados Bill E. Whippit (@necrobranson), Jensen Cedarwood (@intellegint), Tesco Coppermug (@charlesraustin), and Squeano (@tupacdurex) share some of their favorite fables. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Philosophers Jacques Van Bordeaux (@intellegint) and Ted "Theodeseus" Whip (@charlesraustin) join Dandy (@necrobranson) and his twin brother Randy (@necrobranson) to ponder life's biggest and deepest questions. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about famous writers' writing advice and the drawbacks of an industry that venerates MFAs. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Nightclub owners Nos (@necrobranson), Cousin Mickey (@intellegint), and Barry Hovis (@ByYourLogic) discuss the nightclub lifestyle, how to make your nightclub cool, and how to dress for a night out. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41393254 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Investigative TV journalists Chip Carwood (@charlesraustin), Hal Reason (@intellegint), and Garth Oldwell (@necrobranson)—along with the ever-opinionated Dooney Sink (@necrobranson)—file a report on change, sit down with internet sensation Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and discuss a worrisome teen trend with Dr. Rudy VonPoker (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about the writing process, their embarrassing earliest attempts at writing, and whether writing a book is easy. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) takes a break from his "East to West" program to comfort late night listeners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40820946

Professor Wiebe Eden-Good (@necrobranson) is dismayed to find that Thom Weir (@intellegint) and Gus Agusta (@charlesraustin) show up to the first session of his Rural Sociology 1104 class. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A guided meditation exercise helps listeners center themselves by considering the life and times of Regis Philbin—a force of unrelenting joy. (With @necrobranson and @humidnightblue edited by @thevillainjoel) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40556738 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Pussy Wallace (@necrobranson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (@intellegint) reminisce about their adventures in drinking and discuss their favorite bars. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A discussion of nice candles with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Joel (@thevillainjoel). While we're being self-indulgent, why not mention that Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40175472

Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) delivers his second State of the Union Address at the Terre Haute Hooters, addressesing corruption allegations and announcing his candidacy for Terre Haute mayor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39939610

Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (@intellegint) sits down with up-and-coming NBA players Tick Montana (@necrobranson), Grigori Basketballovski (@thevillainjoel), and Dallas Uecker (@tom_on_here) to talk about the return of basketball and their time at Disney World.

In a fantasy world that ran out of monsters, Hammer Swinger spends his days bashing peasants instead. But when he turns his back on the Adventurer's Guild, he must face the wrath of King Bastard. (With @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @thevillainjoel & friends)

Fishing pro Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson) enjoys an afternoon of fishing with old timers Pancake (@intellegint), Clarence Clearwater (@charlesraustin), and Keester (@thevillainjoel), trading fishing stories and listening to Bryden Brantley’s song “Fishin’ Line (On My Big Toe).”

Radio personality Wes Argus (@necrobranson) hosts a rollicking NPR roundtable with humorists Brooks Mertle (@intellegint) and Bryon Roseward (@charlesraustin).

Officers Pud Stunk (@necrobranson), Connor O’Grady McKinley (@intellegint), and Joey Prozboziak (@ByYourLogic) discuss anti-cop sentiment and imagine a world that’s safe for cops. Donate to these bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

Advice columnists Ansel Manchester (@necrobranson), Henderson Ross (@intellegint), and Chat Dibbins (@charlesraustin) dispense wisdom in response to listeners’ questions. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38888261

Recent high school graduates Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) make preparations for their end-of-summer Bastards Day party while their boy Steez films all the antics.

Creepy pasta aficionados Theo Bobo (@necrobranson), Garrett a.k.a. Laughter Beneath (@intellegint), and Thaddeus Rowling (@BetrayedMan1990) share some of their favorite creepy pastas.

Financial experts Belmont Laroux (@necrobranson), Lucas Vogel (@intellegint), and Michael Chestnut (@neonwario) share tax advice, stock tips, and their favorite ways to pinch pennies.

Me Weekly dot Com’s Casey Camoda (@intellegint) welcomes pop-culture superfan Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) to talk reality TV, politics, and the last movies Walt saw in theaters.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles remember all the good times they’ve had before Branson ships off to Iraq.