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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Pixar's Sodas Q&A [Patreon Preview]
Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575
05:1802/10/2023
301 - The Dopeness At The Movies Presents Pixar’s Sodas
Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:00:3428/09/2023
300 - Pixar's Sodas
When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down.
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus
Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Nate Ruess, Alex Press, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Julian Feeld, Alex Nichols, Branson Reese, Dan Boeckner, Titas Antanas Vilkaitis, Michael Hudson, Sweet Palma, John Semley, Alana Branson, Tom, Hesse, Derek, Wererat (Joel, TJ, and Elliott), and a text-to-speech thing
Written by Alex Branson, Charles Austin, Andrew Hudson, and Felix Biederman
Song by Charles Austin, Nate Ruess, and Raina Douris
Artwork by Branson Reese
Edited by Charles Austin
01:49:3321/09/2023
299 - The New Tarzan
Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:00:3214/09/2023
The Gods of Podcasting 18 - The E1 Job Interview [Patreon Preview]
Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793
03:5111/09/2023
298 - Under the Hood [Patreon Preview]
Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883
04:0107/09/2023
E2 #50 - There's Something in the Woods… [Patreon Preview]
Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353
03:5204/09/2023
297 - Who's Got the Juice
Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America to find out who's got the juice and who's got to vamoose. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:06:3631/08/2023
296 - Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:03:4424/08/2023
E2 #49 - The Terre Haute 1000 [Patreon Preview]
Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a hot summer day. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88045270
07:3221/08/2023
295 - Our Friends, Electric
In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of friendship.
Guest starring Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:16:3217/08/2023
294 - Home on the Range
Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss their faith, sing cowboy songs, and keep watch for rustlers.
Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he
https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms
01:01:5810/08/2023
E2 #48 - The Lie 2: Another Lie [Patreon Preview]
When Branson, Andrew, and Charles ruin Steven Soderbergh's pair of Bruce Springsteen's jeans, they must concoct another lie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87346499
Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he
04:4807/08/2023
293 - The Tailgate [Patreon Preview]
Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor (@charlesraustin) and Greg Beerski (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87136672
04:0903/08/2023
292 - The Pearly Gates
St. Peter (@charlesraustin) hangs out at the Pearly Gates, determining who should and shouldn't get into Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:3027/07/2023
E2 #47 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting [Patreon Preview]
HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and the revelation that Branson may have stolen the idea for his Hawaiian house party. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86595569
04:0424/07/2023
291 - Hashman’s Hovel
Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain.
Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:02:3020/07/2023
290 - Scientists
Scientists Prof. Scoop Dresser (@intellegint), Dr. Dollop Salv (@necrobranson), and Dr. Benjamin Watts-Updog (@charlesraustin) share the latest research in their respective fields. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
59:4513/07/2023
289 - Casks & Cravats: A Song to Tangier
Some of the most premiere gentlemen within the world—Mr. Swipps (@intellegint), Mr. Dundas (@necrobranson), Mr. Pontchartrain (@charlesraustin), and Mr. Óveður (@neonwario)—partake in a conversation rich with wine, wit, and good cheer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:00:0906/07/2023
Pop That Corn 18 - Small Soldiers (ft. Will Menaker & @tupacdurex) [Patreon Preview]
Will Menaker (@willmenaker) and Taylor (@tupacdurex) join Andrew to discuss the 1998 Joe Dante film Small Soldiers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85531510
04:3303/07/2023
Call of Cthulhu: 1001 Funny Jokes [Patreon Preview]
Terre Haute, Indiana, 1929. Three independently wealthy gentlemen converge at the Cordial Center for Dignified Living when strange occurrences begin to disrupt everyday life… Full series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-jokes-85432454
24:4301/07/2023
288 - From the Files of CIA: The War on Christmas Island
CIA agents Scyther (@charlesraustin), Keaton (@intellegint), and Kegger (@necrobranson) discuss notable previous operations and plot a coup on Christmas Island. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:4529/06/2023
287 - Surfers
Surfers Goby Jones (@intellegint), Jon Condom (@necrobranson), and Rider Vega (@charlesraustin) discuss surf culture and the legendary 100 ft. wave making its way to Breakfast Beach. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
59:5022/06/2023
E2 #46 - The DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational Sponsored by MyFreeLawyer.com [Patreon Preview]
Shoutcasters Reclxner (@necrobranson), SynaptiKle (@intellegint), and f.GUMP (@charlesraustin) provide commentary at the annual DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational featuring the Chocobos on Crack vs. the MyFood.Gov Mudkips vs. the FaZe Clan's Brazilian team. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84823132
05:0319/06/2023
286 - Wizards
Wizards Sop the Smartest (@necrobranson), Solabaster the Silver (@intellegint), and Dewey the Wizard King (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite spells and reagents. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:1215/06/2023
285 - Toy Tales
Toymakers Dish Whistle (@intellegint), Eddie Seawave (@charlesraustin), and Doc Sprocket (@necrobranson) discuss their inventions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:2208/06/2023
The Gods of Podcasting 13 - Locker Room Talk [Patreon Preview]
Branson takes a quiz to find out if he's good at sucking dick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84109420
04:2105/06/2023
284 - Red Hot Chili Peppers [Patreon Preview]
Spicy pepper breeders Monte Anjou (@necrobranson) and “Spicy” Joe Renegade (@charlesraustin) discuss their peppers, their hot sauces, and the annual spicy pepper convention HotCon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83906027
05:0901/06/2023
E2 #45 - AAA Ball: Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping vs. Terre Haute Gunblades [Patreon Preview]
The Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping take on the Terre Haute Gunblades with commentary from Salty Pepper (@necrobranson), Kohl Nordstrom (@charlesraustin), and Rock Goblin (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83735866
05:4229/05/2023
283 - Jedi’s
Jedi's Darth Hundo (@charlesraustin), Dape Dode (@intellegint), and Tannin Sperm (@necrobranson) gather at the Star Wars cantina to talk about the life of Jedi's. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:3425/05/2023
282 - Good Morning Three Pumpkins!
Dirty eating guru True Goodwin (@necrobranson) explains his groundbreaking fad diet to morning show hosts Bobo Tabasco (@charlesraustin) and Leto Caprese (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:03:5418/05/2023
E2 #44 - The 2nd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]
Branson, Andrew, Charles, Joel, Tom, and Nick draft fantasy basketball teams consisting of any players or characters they want. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83047347
07:2315/05/2023
281 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale
T.K. Frisbee (@charlesraustin) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (@necrobranson @intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:04:4611/05/2023
Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 [Patreon Preview]
A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to 50 horses. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82607425
18:5706/05/2023
280 - Landlords [Patreon Preview]
Landlords Chip Howdy (@necrobranson), Ridley Bins (@intellegint), and Russell Galactica (@charlesraustin) discuss their properties and the struggles of dealing with tenants. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82514172
04:0304/05/2023
Pop That Corn 16 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves [Patreon Preview]
Andrew and Branson talk about the D&D movie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82349942
08:2701/05/2023
279 - Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes
Presidential candidate Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) consults with trusted advisors Kentucky Red (@cushbomb), Harvey Cleese (@intellegint), and Noel Articuno (@charlesraustin) about his forthcoming campaign. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:00:4227/04/2023
278 - Put Another Pot of Coffee On: Homicide Stories
Homicide detectives Marvin Mundy (@necrobranson), Lesley Mariner (@intellegint), and Feta Stockwell (@charlesraustin) discuss their investigative techniques and most notable cases. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:00:5020/04/2023
277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence
Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical garden before the Festival of the Flowerbaby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:0413/04/2023
E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 [Patreon Preview]
Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason Beandip (@intellegint) to compete for the title of Mr. Ohio. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81368188
04:3211/04/2023
276 - GooGo the Pod-Goose’s Pod-Off Podcast [Patreon Preview]
Nostalgia abounds as former GooGo the Goose cast members Otis (@necrobranson), DJ (@intellegint), and Cad (@charlesraustin) reminisce about their time on the legendary children's show. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81138051
06:2806/04/2023
E2 #42 - The Dopeness [Patreon Preview]
Caden 2 Milli (@necrobranson), Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) discuss their taxes and the time that Caden 2 Milli died. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81047253
05:2904/04/2023
275 - Unearthing the Temple of the Dodo Bird
Archeologists Weevil Sinclair (@intellegint), Missouri Payne (@necrobranson), and Prof. Edgar Llewellyn Porch (@charlesraustin) discuss their latest archeological dig in Mauritius. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:01:5830/03/2023
274 - The Summit
Life coach Rice Comstock (@intellegint) tries to help Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) improve his life and reach his potential. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
59:0323/03/2023
273 - The Silly Guys Go Hollywood
Andrew, Branson, and Charles go to Hollywood and get involved in a plot to dump their uncle's ashes on the Dalai Lama. (ft. @egolvin and @exMalwa). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:03:4916/03/2023
Pop That Corn 14 - Coherence (ft. Johnny Dunn & Mike F) [Patreon Preview]
Annapurna Creative Director Johnny Dunn (@USSRdad) and friend of E1 Mike F. (@DeputyWarlock) join Andrew to discuss the 2013 James Ward Byrkit film Coherence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80021643
07:0714/03/2023
Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz [Patreon Preview]
From now on we're doing D&D (or Call of Cthulhu) twice a month at a $10 tier. Full first episode of the new campaign is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-79971743
21:0613/03/2023
272 - The Eulogy for the Entire 1972 Miami Dolphins Offensive Line
Friends and family of the '72 Dolphins O-Line—Erlando Bloon (@BozoMode), Slevin Garnett (@Senn_Spud), Melvin Macaroni (@necrobranson), and Eddie Anasarca (@intellegint)—eulogize their teammates in a service led by Saint Hickory Davis Delight (@charlesraustin). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:03:0709/03/2023
271 - The Drafts Folder [Patreon Preview]
Andrew, Branson, and Charles share some episodes that never left the drafts folder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79462841
08:0202/03/2023
270 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting
Newly hired HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) explains HR protocol and mediates workplace grievances between Andrew, Branson, and Charles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
01:04:3523/02/2023