Uncle Si's wife, Christine, knows exactly how to push his buttons. Si and Phil share lots of family traits, but probably not for the reasons you’d think! Martin received a pic of Phil that he can’t help but make fun of, and Si has come up with an accurate and descriptive nickname for Phil’s grotesque feet. John-David accidentally started a smackdown between his boys when he let them watch “Nacho Libre.” Stone relives his glory days tormenting those around him with bottle rockets and roman candles, plus he finally sheds some light on the wreck Phil and Kay were involved in. The boys hear back from a fan that they advised to body slam his woman to win her heart, but did it actually work?! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si had an eventful evening that led to a surprise encounter with the State Police and so did Phil! John-David and his family were entertained and disgusted by some zoo animals during their latest visit, and Phillip is a fountain of information about the names of animal groupings. Martin is very disappointed in John-David over a missed opportunity for a prank at Jep’s daughter’s wedding reception. The mailbag has the boys give some marriage advice to a couple looking to tie the knot after a brief dating period and have a good laugh over a couple who got a surprise pedicure together. A fan writes in with a story about someone you’d never want to suffer the “yips” – a nurse! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si explores some of his life’s greatest regrets, including how he treated Phil during his wild days and his behavior in Vietnam. Al Robertson gives the boys the lowdown on the weird and wacky journey from West Monroe to the K-Love Awards in Nashville. The event itself was packed with hilarious moments, from Jase nominating himself to give a speech to Phil getting lost on the way to the stage. Martin and Si decide they’re gonna have a go at winning that award for the “Duck Call Room” next year! The boys choose the songs they’d perform at the Super Bowl, with Godwin going religious and John-David going with a country classic. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can’t wait to check out the pics of Jase’s latest impressive beachfront catch! Martin shows off his extra crispy feet from his weekend excursion and John David issues a PSA about dangerous dares in the middle of the sea. Jay tells the boys about Phil’s complicated relationship with Alexa and how he determined that she’s an atheist. A question from the mailbox leads Si to give some stern advice about avoiding your civic duty. Plus, Si relates a hilarious story about what happened the last time he drew jury duty himself! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys get into the nitty gritty about their wives’ annoying habits and how their boats help them cope. Martin recently had some truck trouble at the worst moment possible. John-David’s faith in the next generation is restored after some entrepreneurial kids found an interesting way to fund their fishing habit. If Si ever gets hold of a time machine, he’s got his plan already figured out! Martin requests the prayers of fans and friends alike for a member of the old “Duck Dynasty” production crew who’s battling cancer. Godwin gives some hilarious (if not very useful) advice to a fan whose girlfriend whose idea of date night is a little…aggressive! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets a Si-choanalysis from Phillip about an embarrassing performance issue he’s been having! But it takes Martin and John-David all of 30 seconds to diagnose Si with the dreaded "yips,” even though you’re not supposed to talk about them out loud! The boys reveal their own experiences with the yips and how they were able to break free. John-David shows some wholesome photos from a recent family fishing adventure. The boys congratulate a father and daughter on their commitment to Christ, and they give advice to a young man who feels that his girlfriend is spiritually out of his league.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & John-David are eager to show off their matching mullets! Which inspires Si to relive the terrible haircuts of his childhood and military career. Martin and Willie discuss the importance of projects like Willie’s latest endeavor “His Story: The Musical” since going door-to-door, even to share the Gospel, can be dangerous these days. Willie spent the morning welcoming his 6th grandchild into the world, a fact that deeply impresses Martin! Si uses his hard-earned bragging rights to taunt Willie about the recent poker game where Si went home with pockets full of Willie’s money. Plus, what about that time Korie saved Willie from a potentially dangerous encounter with a stalker?? Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has some choice words to say to the shoplifter of John-David's business. Si and Martin reminisce about their own good, bad and ugly customer service moments, with the best one coming from Phil's days as the Duck Commander owner. John-David's devoted Facebook followers help him track down a thief. Uncle Si has discovered a dangerous new sport that makes Martin shiver, in more ways than one. Jay nearly got his butt whooped by Burly on the jiu jitsu mat, but he's decided to be a good sport about it. The boys answer some interesting listener questions about redneck engineering, a blind but successful hunter, and the NICU. Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back from Texas where he tried the brisket that John-David and Willie had been raving about ... but he declares it "edible" and won't give John-David the satisfaction he wants. The boys are surprised when they find out that Si and Christine love going to Olive Garden and Martin talks about how hard it is to get into any new restaurant in West Monroe. Godwin and John-David are excited for an adorable fan's Buc-ee's themed birthday party. Si challenges us all to get "united" back in the United States! John-David shows some interesting taxidermy and Si shocks the room with a story of his favorite dog memory which immediately takes a left turn and the boys try to lighten the mood with their favorite dog stories instead. And did Si and Phil's childhood dog ACTUALLY know how to talk? Because that's what Si's mama claimed. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've never seen all the boys so gleefully excited about their special guest in today's show — but will Uncle Si actually let him speak? Burly — a true Renaissance Man as John-David says — has been rolling with Phil since the 1970s, he's featured in a lot of the early "Duckmen" videos, and has been a key part of all that Phil does all year-round. The boys ALL have stories that include Burly and their memories are fired up today! Burly talks about Phil's dog, Blue, and how he was a great retriever but had terrible manners ... and how Jase should never own dogs of his own. Burly and Jay laugh at how Phil has a habit of running people either out of the state, into ministry, or both. Jay is excited to take Burly to jiu-jitsu and Martin explains his diet when he was at his heaviest and what he did to change his lifestyle when a fan emails in how she lost 223 lbs. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phillip found the COOLEST gift for Si's domino games and this artifact from 1876 has some pretty interesting history behind it. Si is going to Longview, Texas where John-David GUARANTEES he'll have the best brisket of his life that had Willie and even former President George W. Bush hooked. Martin remembers a time Si shocked him on the basketball court, which then has Si ranting about Shaq. John-David shows Martin and Phillip food creations that they've never seen before, but gets them super hungry. Martin explains his mouth-watering chicken brake pads recipe and a fan sends in some quick math to tell everyone how many total minutes they've recorded in the Duck Call Room.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is once again spitting facts left and right from his vast PBS knowledge: whether it's about the moon or how fast the Earth moves compared to the moon and vice-versa. Martin is upset with Si for declining a ride of a lifetime with the Blue Angels. The boys are freaked out by Godwin's desire to go skydiving and Si says he'd only join him on ONE condition. John-David goes full nerd mode when he talks about some of the cool videos he's watched by Mark Rober and Si shocks the room when he reveals he LOVES watching those videos. Godwin spills his secret fish fry recipe and the boys give advice for a fan asking for side hustle advice to help make ends meet.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May the fourth be with you as Jay and Uncle Si have their minds blown when they learn that Star Wars has a day! Jay is in trouble with his wife due to some things that were said on the podcast and Si learns that Miss Kay hides her fried pies from him. Martin makes fun of Godwin's accent and surprises everyone when they learn Godwin has a Cameo account — but why does Mountain Man have a better rating? Martin shows Si a picture of Brittany's new slithery scarf while she was in New Orleans which freaks him out. The boys give their best advice for those who get stage fright when using a public bathroom for a number 2 and then they share their thoughts about the "rules" for baptizing someone very close to you. And finally, how should husbands best help when their wives are having a bad pregnancy?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin can't believe it when Phillip talks about his days of running from the police and the boys listen to a recent clip from "The Joe Rogan Experience" of a man that used to hunt with Uncle Si and Phil. Dan Flores is a well-known writer and historian and went to high school with Si and Phil too and he has some stories! John-David has a special announcement that may or may not have something to do with the much anticipated movie "The Blind" which is the origin story of the Robertson family. The fans ask for some clarification on if they're still a "yankee", if any of the boys have ever accidentally broken equipment before it got to live its full life, and how to best spread the truth about Jesus to someone who is older than you.  The Joe Rogan Experience | Spotify | April 25, 2023  Check out episode #1975 of The Joe Rogan Experience here — https://open.spotify.com/episode/2iDH4bqLQkW9XAYwxbmC9A?si=84c3910c7a17418c Check out TheBlindMovie.com for updates for the upcoming movie "The Blind." -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bunch of Si's favorite people have gathered to wish him a happy 75th birthday and eat some of Anna Stone's special cake. Miss Kay, Martin, Stone, Phillip, Godwin and John-David are sharing their favorite memories with Si, plus encouraging him with what he means to them and how he continues to inspire them. Then some new fishing friends — Jacob Wheeler and Dustin Connell — hear some of Si's best yarns for the first time. And don't miss a special appearance by Si's favorite hunting and fishing buddy, BK (Bullfrog)!  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie Robertson & his bandana are back in the duck call room! Uncle Si and Willie try to decide if they're "normal" or "weird." Martin explains why he IS weird and doesn't even hide it half the time. John-David surprises Willie when he tells him where his turtles are ACTUALLY going. Korie is NOT happy about Willie's bandana being back, but Willie admits he loves watching how much she hates it. The boys all make fun of Willie's old flame boots which gets him talking about why he bought them in the first place. Plus, what's the new musical Willie and Korie have been busy producing? John-David asks Willie what his favorite part about being a grandpa "Dubs" is and the boys give advice to someone wanting to start a small business.  - https://hisstorythemusical.com/ — Get your tickets to the new musical Willie & Korie are producing!  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si LOVES him some karaoke — did you know he sang with Billy Ray Cyrus at the Grand Ole Opry? We have video! Martin and John-David are in disbelief that Si was deemed the best-dressed man in all of Nashville, and Stone talks about his new turtle relocation job for Willie, which basically means putting all the turtles in John-David's pond instead. Stone and Martin have a great idea for a good prank to pull on Jase — a little payback for all the "poaching" Jase has done in Willie's pond over the years. Si thought he saw John-David's dad, "Big Dave," on the side of the road, but John-David has a few issues with Si's sighting. Martin and Si disagree on what to tell a fan about staying at his current job or going for a better one where he can see a girl he likes. And the boys all weigh in on what "being a man" means — even if you're not a "a big, angry lumberjack fueled with diesel testosterone."  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are joined by a "Duck Dynasty" legend and one of their most requested guests — a man who's about to leave Louisiana for good. Si talks about his favorite memory of "Duck Dynasty" with this special guest and tells us how a squirrel can change your life forever. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are in awe at the remodel of the duck call room. They get into how John-David almost ruined Easter and Willie's unconventional way of cooking meat! Si and Martin tease Godwin about the muddy mess he found himself in last week — and thank goodness Jay Stone was there to capture it on video! Martin and John-David nerd out about driving tanks and try to convince Si to take one out for a spin for his 75th birthday party. Godwin and Si have a great time making fun of all the taxidermy that you guys have sent in from shoulder mounts to crazy-eyed creations. Plus, the boys share their takes on the best trucks.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys crash Sadie Robertson Huff's set to talk about all things breakfast and snacks because, let's face it, who doesn't love breakfast food for dinner? Phillip tells everyone about his most recent adventure to London where he visited his son who's stationed there, and of course, he has some complaints about the food. Si and Martin still can't believe Europeans don't understand what "more ice" means. John-David has his "Oh that reminds me..." moment and tells everyone about the Si look-alike he met the other day. Martin is excited for his kids to bring in all the critters and scare Brittany with them, and later gets excited to give advice on how to correctly raise box turtles. And finally, the boys have advice for any man who makes less money than his wife. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si doesn't wash his tea mug and lid enough — or at least that's what it looks like, but Si has a different story. Martin is excited that his kids are growing up, but Si and Stone explain the horrors of puberty to him and to not get his hopes up too much just yet. Some fans from Detroit drop in and ask Si about "Duck Dynasty" days like what his favorite episode to record was. And does Mountain Man REALLY take his time with everything like he did in the show? This prompts some hilarious impressions and even leads to a call with the man himself! The boys encourage a fan who recently lost his brother. And finally, they give advice to a husband who claims to be selfish and asks for help in how to be better. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si invites Miss Kay and, yes, they still argue and act like siblings, but this time it's in front of a live audience as the episode is recorded in a new place that ANYONE can see at Duck Commander. Miss Kay has a brand-new arm injury courtesy of dear Bobo, and the boys have a great idea for what she should do about future pets. Si and Miss Kay dive into their old outlaw days where Si would steal produce and Miss Kay would be the getaway driver. Martin takes this opportunity to embarrass Kay any way he can and spills the ways Willie loves to try and embarrass his mom. John-David finds the old reed machine Si worked on for so many years — and now understands why Si needed a nap break every day! Plus, why is a hog decoy in the tour room? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys have a redneck FREAK OUT when Godwin gets a surprise phone call from Bill Dance. Martin gets a special delivery of his favorite snacks which he shares with everyone — except Godwin — and even tries pairing one with a bottle of W Sauce on a dare. Si discovers a new favorite dessert snack. Godwin is shocked at how many people come up to him who talk about the podcast and not "Duck Dynasty." John-David encourages an audience member who wrote in asking if it's the Christian thing to do to ask for a raise at work. Plus, another viewer wonders why the Christian community is often their own worst enemy?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si calls Jep and Jessica Robertson into the duck call room so he can personally ask them what happened in that limo. Martin hypes up Jep about his son playing flag football and even says he could go pro! Jep talks about how hard his old food truck business was and how the TV crew of "Duck Family Treasure" refused to drive him home from Houston because he was sick. Jep bemoans the sad state of toilet paper quality in hotels across the country. Jep and Jessica talk about their adoption journey with their son, Gus, and share encouragement for anyone considering this step for their family. Martin asks Jep and Jessica fan questions like if they would dye their hair matching colors — and which Robertson man dyes his beard! Plus, who are their celebrity crushes? Jep's answer shocked the room.  Learn more about All God's Children International and become a Cycle Breaker today! https://allgodschildren.org/cyclebreaker/ -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has a BIG scoop on which Robertson wife broke wind TWICE during a car ride in NYC. Plus, why is Phillip taking advice from a bathroom attendant in Miami? Martin and John-David want to create brackets for the best snacks, and they rate the best bathrooms from all over the world. The boys are shocked into silence when John-David declares the "best" snack out there. Phillip tries to get the boys to agree that marshmallow Easter candies are delicious. The boys discuss troublesome dumps, and Si has a hard-and-fast rule for hunters: Don't take a crap in a man's deer stand or duck blind! Si marvels at God's sense of humor. John-David gives great advice to a fan planning a worship event. And Martin and Si share encouragement for anyone going through a difficult time in their marriage.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out what Uncle Si and Jay Stone were excited to talk about from their time being on the "Unashamed" podcast with Phil, Jase, & Al Robertson. John-David tells everyone how his kids had never heard of "Duck Dynasty" before their recent vacation. Plus, what does he know about Phil's new movie "The Blind?" Si admires Phil for putting a dark chapter of his life on the big-screen for the whole world to see. Martin explains what north Louisiana dressing is to fans from Wisconsin and the boys discuss bad taxidermy even if it's supposed to look like a black panther. Plus, they want to see the worst taxidermy YOU'VE ever seen — send in your photos!  "The Blind" hits theaters this fall. Get updates, trailers, behind-the-scenes moments, and special opportunities here: https://theblindmovie.com -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin learns about Si's way of doing colonoscopies, and this makes him VERY uncomfortable. Martin spirals into a full-blown panic when he severs his internet cables in an unfortunate lawn-mowing incident. Si boasts about "robo-killing" unknown callers to his home phone, and that has the boys wondering how many great things Si missed out on because he hung up too fast. Godwin forgot the essentials for his last event. Si asks everyone what God looks like to them and reveals his "Star Trek" take. Martin and John-David talk about their favorite food to eat cold. And Martin and John-David give advice to a father who isn't taking care of essential responsibilities around the house. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si shocks the room into silence when he recalls what he had to do for his latest colonoscopy procedure, but everyone agrees it's an important step to take care of your health. Martin and Jay share their funniest game warden stories, and John-David tells everyone about Jase's hacked Twitter account. Si has a new "fact" about Koh-RE-a to share with the boys. John-David is back from his trip to NASA, and Jay is absolutely stunned to hear Si's conspiracy theories about the moon landing ... and other events. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's truthsayer and wife — and the only woman his mother ever liked — Miss Christine, is back to shed more light on the many Si stories we've heard. For example, why did Si actually quit college the seventh time? She's also here to correct the record: She and Si have had difficult times in their marriage too, but there's no one in the world she'd rather be with — they're best friends and each other's person. Phillip remembers when he spent three days in the hospital watching out for Christine because Si can't handle hospitals. Si and Martin recall the maddest they've ever seen Phil during Si and Jase’s most famous fight. Si and Christine share encouragement for military families to be sure that the time you're together is quality time! Plus, why did Phil nickname Si "perch mouth?" And is anyone TRULY surprised that Si was a mama's boy?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't believe it when John-David updates him about the Daylight Savings Time rumors. The boys get into a debate about what you can and can't do inside of pools: Does everyone pee in swimming pools? Or is that just rednecks? Martin confesses he hates lazy rivers. Si remembers jumping into Willie's pond while filming "Duck Dynasty" — microphone & all! — and how he retrieved his glasses that went flying into the water. Godwin tells everyone about his battle against pizza and how he substitutes it. Si shares with the room that he has a mystery stew, but he can't remember the type of pasta he uses. John-David shares a picture with Si of a kid riding a giraffe, fans send in their own pedicure stories, and finally the guys find a distributor for their favorite snack!  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson claims Si STINKS, but Si says that's not possible with his deodorant strategy. Si congratulates Stone on his new jiu-jitsu blue belt, and John-David convinces his 8-year-old son to do the old bowling-ball-tied-to-the-tooth trick. Si has a theory on where all his leg hair went. Martin razzes Si for how he "cherry picks" and "skims" certain foods off the top of gumbo and other dishes, and then Si has a complaint about what he's been smelling in hotels and Ubers. The boys can't wait to tell Stone about their pedicures, with Si insisting he has the "sexiest, prettiest feet anywhere!" A proud army mom shares the story of her pedicure with her sons, a fan asks Si if his military boots rubbed the hair off his legs, and the boys give advice on how to start duck hunting. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembers the time he was locked in a public bathroom and couldn't find his way out. Phillip confesses where he got his deer mount from after lying to everyone for so long, and Martin and John-David talk about the weirdest packages and pictures that have ever been sent to them. Martin recalls the scariest plane ride he was ever on during "Duck Dynasty," which somehow ended with Larry the Cable Guy. Plus, did you know that "Duck Dynasty" had an ironclad rule about traveling? John-David and Si chime in with their own horror stories of travel. Si talks about all the times Willie has pranked him in bathrooms and that one time Willie wouldn't let anyone leave the plane until the hand of poker was complete. John-David shows Si some snakeskin boots to rate, and Martin gives advice on how to take a kid fishing for the first time. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been confirmed by professionals: Si has very pretty feet! Godwin started it, y'all asked for it, and we delivered: The boys finally got PEDICURES! Si and Godwin enjoy their relaxing morning while Martin and John-David struggle to keep straight faces during the tickling and pain. The boys all agree John-David's feet are WEIRD and can't get over how murky their foot bath water became. Si wonders how long the polish on his newly-painted toenails will last — and what Christine will think about his scrubbed and polished feet. Back in the duck call room, John-David poses some questions sent in by fans, including "Why is dating harder now than it was in the past?" and "What are good apology gifts?" --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & Korie Robertson almost had a "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" moment at their house after a big ball of grease clogged up the septic tank. Uncle Si claims he'd only need one thing to survive on a desert island ... but it has one big drawback. Stone gets the boys talking about how they deal with an upset wife. Si recalls a batch of ice cream that made him sick. John-David and Martin compare the candy at their grandparents' houses. Stone remembers a time his Army training came in handy when he needed to relieve himself in the middle of a lake, and then the boys discuss their strategies for not having any pieces re-emerge. Stone says he wants to get his first Dickies jumpsuit, and the boys all want to help him find the one he should buy, plus the accessories to complete "the look." The boys are shocked to hear Si's unpopular opinion about Shaq-style basketball. The boys laugh at their favorite "Joe Dirt" lines. Martin and Stone give advice for what a new girlfriend should cook for her boyfriend's family. And who has the better cornbread: Lisa or Missy? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath of a hawk killing a small, weak mallard drake. John-David shows Si what it would be like for snakes to fall on top of him from the ceiling, and Martin gives advice for anyone nervous to get married and talks about how to keep Jesus in the center of your relationship.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re hearing ALL about how the boys met and continue to romance their wives, such as pizza-or-makeout and squirrel hunting! Si reveals WHY he started talking so much. Martin, Godwin & John-David all wonder where their empty cups go so quick. Paula admits she has a compulsion issue. Godwin doesn’t understand why Paula doesn’t like the way he deals with his dirty laundry. John-David's wife, Alyson, has one simple request for Valentine's Day. Everyone takes turns guessing what the other wants for a Valentine's Day meal and John-David tells everyone his favorite gift which still makes Godwin uncomfortable. Plus, what do Paula and Alyson REALLY think of their husbands' beards? And is there such a thing as the "right time" or the "right age" to get married?  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the cameras were off that had everyone running away as fast as they could. Stone is fixin' to be in TROUBLE when BK calls wondering why he isn't at her school to take her home. Si and Stone give marriage advice to a military wife and her husband. And Martin tries on Si's glasses to see if they really do tint everything green ... or chartreuse.  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John-David crack down on why it's exhausting to frown. Jay complains his bed is full of too many decorative pillows, and the guys all agree that their wives are to blame. Si talks about how his truck's self-steering scared him and predicts the future of how Judgment Day will play out which sounds oddly similar to a popular 80s movie. Martin picks on Si for his love of Western movies and how many hours a day he spends watching them. The room is in awe when a fan sends a testimonial of Si's advice working for him. And John-David shows everyone the new "Duck Call Room" fan who has a very familiar name. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give great advice on what to do if your girlfriend moves far away for college.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, brings the twin boys in for a visit and to meet Uncle Si — and she and Martin give the boys an update on how things are going. Martin confesses he and Brittany love playing Mario Kart but maybe get a little too competitive while racing. John-David talks about how he got his boys an Xbox for Christmas and wants nothing more than to throw it into the pond, and Si gives his Super Bowl predictions and favorite Super Bowl meals. John-David asks everyone what their dream job was growing up, and Martin and Si both have ridiculous answers that will leave you rolling with laughter. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards through them (allegedly)? Then Martin answers what it means to hunt with other hunting legends who are technically the competition — like Jim Ronquest — and when you work with a family member, how do you quit the job without seeming rude?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's new sunglasses are in ... and they're something all right! Martin and Jay make fun of Si's deer-hunting abilities, and John-David is offended by how bowling alleys keep scores. Martin forgot to make the baby bottles before leaving for a hunting trip, and John-David suggests two phrases Martin can use to help the situation. Jay points out those two phrases have never been uttered by a Robertson, and Uncle Si doesn't disagree. John-David and Stone talk to Madison, the new producer, about how often wives call their husbands. Jay recounts the last fight he ever had with his brother — and it was a doozy. That has Martin remembering his last fight with his older brother. The email has been flooded with a weird looking black cat from Missouri, and the guys debate whether it's a black panther or not. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Si and Phil actually make small talk over the phone? Let's see! John-David has more fan questions for the boys, one of them being: Who would they trade places with for a day? Martin wants to trade with Christine for a hilarious reason. The boys reveal their dream guests for the podcast, and Snoop Dogg is in the running. Plus, are yetis real? What's the best movie of all time? And they all weigh in on what their dream job would be — other than hosting your favorite podcast!   ---  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't stop laughing at the unlikely way he made Christine scream late at night. Meanwhile, he cannot wait to get his new sunglasses — which are guaranteed to be the "ultimate bad weather glasses." But will they arrive in time for his hunting trip? Phillip wants Si to interpret his recurring dream, and the room erupts with stories of everyone's wildest dreams. John-David is proud of his wordplay when he calls it "Si-chiatry" (get it?) and asks if the boys believe God speaks to us through dreams. Godwin is surprised to learn Si is a sleepwalker and wants to know why we can't run — or run fast enough — in dreams. A fan asks for advice on if he should DM a girl on Instagram that he hasn't met yet, so naturally, Si wants to share his own strategy on how he used to approach girls he wanted to meet. Plus, the boys give wedding planning advice for a 21-year-old and open a "Christmas" present from their biggest fan.  Buy your copy of Chad Robichaux's book, "Saving Aziz" => https://amzn.to/3CPSBfN -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are excited about the big news out of Ruston, Louisiana: Buc-ee's is on its way! (But why does Ruston seemingly get EVERYTHING?) Si and Martin explain what the wood carving on the table illustrates. John-David talks about his new diet of smoothies for lunch, and he can't wait till more people quit their healthy eating kick so the smoothie line isn't so long. Godwin and John-David devour some jerky sent in by a fan from Oregon. John-David tries to calculate how many cups of coffee Godwin drinks in a day. Martin is confused about how Si walked into Duck Commander late at night and started preaching to people. Plus, the boys talk about what cartoons they let their kids watch, and they all share encouragement with a heartbroken widow as she goes through the process of grief and loss.  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stone shares an update on Phil Robertson — he has ANOTHER back injury! Plus, Stone's daughter, BK, played the ultimate prank on the entire Robertson family. Uncle Si spills the details of his latest dream, which included traveling at the speed of light. Martin's latest duck hunt involved the camp catching fire. Si and Martin remember a time Phil Robertson was pulled over for speeding ... and how he got out of it. John-David gives his advice on getting closer with older sisters. And the boys encourage a fan to be a light to nonbelievers in his high school. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys discuss the horrific moments on the football field after Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest — and Si marvels at how many people lifted Hamlin and his family in prayer. A fan sends in some AI-generated art of Si riding a giraffe. Or was it hand-drawn? Martin asks everyone about their New Year's resolutions, and John-David tells the story of what happened when he tried to trick his son into watching the 2022 ball drop so they could go to bed before midnight. Si realizes that people in the gym and government workers have a lot in common. Martin pokes fun at Phil Robertson for begrudgingly making a change and then realizing it's for the better. And Phillip and Si give great advice to a fan who's currently going through struggle after struggle in her life. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin was away from Paula for too long and it shows. After his constant misfortune on a recent hunting trip, he's excited to be back home in Paula's arms — as seen in this episode. Paula makes fun of Godwin's ability to put up Christmas lights and the time they took their dog to see lights. Martin is upset at Godwin's friends for eating snacks in front of him, and Paula hides her cheeky grin since she ate snacks while he was out of town. The fans reopen the air fryer debate for Godwin and ask for career advice while still in college.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices