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Hosted by Samantha Mollen and Kottie Kreischer, Don't Worry About It is about two charismatic best friends who talk all things life as a woman, from motherhood to feminism. No topic is off-limits for these hilarious besties.
New episodes every Wednesday!
76: Don't Worry About DaBaby
In this week’s episode, Kottie takes a breather from moving into her dream home and reflects on how the chaos of moving can surprisingly help declutter years’ worth of accumulated stuff. As the holidays approach, S+K dive into their Thanksgiving food plans and debate the best types of Christmas trees to deck their halls. Sam also shares a hilarious moment from a Lakers game where she spotted DaBaby—and some entrepreneurial kids trying to sell him full-sized candy bars!
43:3420/11/2024
75: Don't Worry About the Bar Mitzvah
Sam’s son’s Bar Mitzvah has come and gone, and she’s ready to share all the unforgettable moments from this big milestone with Kottie. S+K also unbox a package from Kylie Jenner's Drink Spritz, testing out some refreshing vodka sodas. Kottie opens up about her experience with long COVID, explaining how it can feel even worse than the initial illness. The duo wraps up the episode with a lively discussion on tipping etiquette for food delivery apps—what’s the right amount to tip these days?
54:5113/11/2024
74: Don't Worry About the Bed Bugs
S+K kick off this episode on a "sweet" note, diving into some unforgettable desserts—including the ultra-realistic “Not Fried Chicken” Ice Cream from Gold Belly. Kottie shares her recent bed bug nightmare, S+K discover TikTok trick to detect if those pesky critters are lurking. Meanwhile, Sam’s Bar Mitzvah planning is nearly complete, and the celebration is just around the corner! The duo starts planning their looks: will Sam stick with her classic bubble bath nails, and what dress will Kottie rock? Tune in next episode to find out!
46:5306/11/2024
73: Don't Worry About Abby Arad
In this episode, Abby Arad, a.k.a. Your Stylist Says, joins S+K to share some incredible fashion hacks! Abby introduces her own woven palm leaf hat called, “THE BEST HAT,” and measures S+K heads to get the perfect hat size. She also dives into the “clean girl” aesthetic and suggests hairstyle ideas for Sam’s son’s Bar Mitzvah. Sam and Abby bond over their shared love for Dorsey Lab-Grown Jewelry, even persuading Kottie to pick up a few stunning demi-fine pieces. Abby wraps things up with styling secrets, like pairing big and small pieces, highlighting wrists and heels, and more tips to effortlessly elevate your look.
59:5330/10/2024
72: Don't Worry About Dr. ChatGPT
In this week’s episode, Kottie shares how she used ChatGPT to interpret her lab results—spoiler alert: she’s in perfect health! Kottie also fills Sam in on her latest beauty haul, featuring makeup products recommended by MUA Kelly Howard for her Emmys look. Meanwhile, Sam hops on the haul train, revealing her purchase of the "Loftie" alarm clock—which turned out to be a bust thanks to its poor functionality and even worse customer service.
38:2323/10/2024
71: Don't Worry About Kaylee DeFer
In this episode, S+K are joined by actress Kaylee DeFer! Kaylee talks about her time on Gossip Girl and The Mountain, and how her life has changed since becoming a mom after meeting her musician husband, Fitz (from Fitz and the Tantrums). Sam shares the fun story of how she met Kaylee—and it turns out they have the same birthday! Coincidence or astrology bringing them together? To top it off, the crew gets a dose of cuteness as Kaylee meets Kottie’s adorable new puppy, Bowser.
55:1216/10/2024
70: Don't Worry About Camella Gorman
This week, Camella Gorman joins S+K for their 70th episode! Sam’s ongoing rat saga takes a wild turn as she reveals the rats have chewed through her plastic containers (seriously, how are their teeth that strong?!). Kottie shares how she and Camella bonded at Teddy’s birthday party over their mutual appreciation for having alcohol at kids' parties. Camella bravely opens up about her brain tumor journey, from undergoing a craniotomy to recently conquering the LA Marathon like a true warrior. To wrap things up, the trio has some fun trying out makeup from Brandi Wine!
59:1909/10/2024
69: Don't Worry About the Glitter Freckles
Welcome to our brand-new studio! In this episode, Samantha brings the latest makeup trend—glitter freckles from Fazeit—to glam up Kottie. S+K explore the wildest new trends, from Sober October to the bizarre phenomenon of raw dogging on planes (seriously, why is this a thing?). Kottie dishes on her glam look for the Emmys party, while Sam reveals the latest facial treatments she's trying to get snatched just in time for her son's bat mitzvah. And of course, they wrap things up with some killer show recommendations, including The Penguin on HBO and Nobody Wants This on Netflix.
01:03:0103/10/2024
68: Don't Worry About Amanda Silverman
Sam's sister-in-law, Amanda Silverman, joins S+K for a fun and sisterly episode. Amanda shocks the crew by revealing her recent salmon sperm facial-which makes Sam and Kottie question the origin of this miracle product. Meanwhile, Sam shares how she’s getting targeted by scam emails. Leading into a convo on the world of Bitcoin, NFTs, and crypto currency. Kottie keeps it real with her hot take on tower cakes, admitting they’re more trouble than they’re worth. Spoiler: sheet cakes (especially from Costco) reign supreme.
56:3425/09/2024
67: Don't Worry About Dr. Art Mollen (Part 2)
Sam’s dad, Dr. Mollen, joins S+K for another lively episode of Don't Worry About It. S+K discuss whether their husbands would ever get tattoos of their names. Later Sam dives into her summer cleaning extravaganza and explains that mid-century modern home designers didn’t believe in storage. Meanwhile, Art educates the crew on the mosquito invasion, as Kottie confesses she loves playing in puddles. The episode wraps up with Dr. Mollen breaking down the science behind weight loss drugs. Fascinating…
56:4418/09/2024
66: Don't Worry About Jenna Fischer
In this episode of Don't Worry About It, S+K welcome the one and only Jenna Fischer! Jenna talks about working on The Office and her tight bond with co-star (Office Ladies co-host) Angela Kinsey. The ladies lament over the hilarious monotony of figuring out dinner night after night. Later Jenna and S+ K connect over their Instagram shopping obsession, and the irresistible things they’ve been suckered into buying. To top it off, Kottie and Jenna swap stories about their private school days and the joys (or not) of school uniforms. An episode for the ages.
01:02:5411/09/2024
65: Don't Worry About The Deodorant
Kottie shares a fun haul with Sam, featuring must-haves like child-friendly Sasquatch deodorant, nuclear Flewd bath salts, and drug store French skincare. As they gear up for the new school year, S+K wonder what school supplies their kids truly need these days. Plus, they attempt to decode Amber Rose's bold new forehead tattoo.
35:5504/09/2024
64: Don't Worry About Lisa Jammal (part 2)
In this week's episode of Don't Worry About It, S+K are thrilled to welcome back their dear friend, Lisa Jammal. Kottie kicks things off by asking Lisa about her Disney hat, sparking a hilarious conversation about adults wearing Disney gear. Sam, Kottie, and Lisa dive into the latest Hollywood buzz, dishing on It Ends With Us stars Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. As the episode wraps up, Sam shares a wild story about being followed to her car by someone impersonating a cop—trust us, you won't want to miss this one!
52:0128/08/2024
63: Don't Worry About MomTok
This week, S+K are recording in a new space while their studio is under construction. They dive into the latest social media buzz, chatting about everything from the MomTok drama to the nuances of Mormon culture and the story of Ballerina Farms. Sam shares her recent experience with Sculptra from Dr. Sam, hopeful it will make her look like a child bride. Meanwhile, Kottie introduces Flewd a new Bath treatment, which claim to leave you feeling snatched and relaxed.
58:4921/08/2024
62: Don’t Worry About Scandinavia
In this week’s episode, S+K reunite after two weeks apart. Samantha shares her thrilling adventures in Scandinavia, revealing how the trip sparked some fresh fashion inspiration. Kottie finally gets her hands on the much-anticipated Costco werewolves, which will now join their collection of giant skeletons. Plus, S+K announce they are moving the podcast production to a new location and plan to look like supermodels in their new space.
47:1107/08/2024
61: Don't Worry About Nicole Crawford
Kottie and Sam are joined by their friend Nicole Crawford who has recently joined the amazing journey of motherhood. Sam and Nicole connect over their similar birth experiences, highlighting the need for more attentive healthcare professionals for mothers. As the conversation unfolds the trio discover surprising parallels in their lives, from hiring the same nanny to moving into each other's previous homes.
50:3102/08/2024
60: Don't Worry About the Crab
In this week’s episode, Sam and Kottie join Bert and family for a 10 pound crab extravaganza. Leaving them wondering if they will ever eat crab again…
Sam shares her excitement about the newly launched autonomous driving service Waymo. Meanwhile, as July comes to a close, S+K gear up for Dry August. Unless of course there’s a good reason to party!
Later, Sam prepares for her kids' return from sleepaway camp, sharing newfound advice on camp correspondence. Kottie reflects on a time she was 20 pounds extra and has the pics to match. With Halloween not so around the corner, S+K are feverishly hunting the must have Costco werewolf! Will they find it?!? Tune in to follow their adventures.
41:1824/07/2024
59: Don't Worry About Dom Silverman
In this heartwarming episode of "Don't Worry About It," Sam's son, Dom, will capture your heart with his charming personality and exciting plans. Dom shares his anticipation for a "Yes Day" to celebrate his 7th birthday. Kottie adds to the fun by suggesting Dom might wish for a pet parrot. Kottie asks Sam if she ever wishes for a little girl, but Dom quickly chimes in saying “no”, expressing his love for being the center of attention. His enthusiasm for school is contagious as he talks about his favorite subjects: reading, math, and music. To keep things interesting, Kottie surprises Dom with a pop quiz, where he impresses everyone with his knowledge. But Dom’s sophistication doesn’t end there—this young gourmet loves caviar with truffle chips! If you’re in the caviar business, reach out to us; Dom might be your youngest fan.
45:2417/07/2024
58: Don't Worry About Peggy Mollen...
Join us for an exciting episode of 'Don't Worry About It' as Sam’s mom, Peggy Mollen, returns to Southern California after spending time in Manhattan. Kottie dives deep into Peggy's hippy past and the story of how she met Sam's dad. Sam shares details of Dom’s upcoming surprise party. Then the ladies discuss their fascination with genealogy. As for Peggy, will she ever re-enter the dating scene? Watch until the very end to find out!
53:4710/07/2024
57: Don't Worry About the Russian Manicure
In our post-Father's Day episode, Kottie shares her family's festive celebrations that led to an unexpected hangover. Sam delivers the shocking news that she accidentally killed a squirrel, prompting Kottie to ponder whether wild animals experience depression. The duo also reveals their favorite kitchen gadgets that save time and create delicious meals. With summer in full swing, S+K discuss sending their kids to camp and the surprising joy their children find in it compared to lounging at home. Plus, don't miss the story of Kottie's nail tech, who was keen on proving she didn't "mess up" Kottie's nails.
58:1903/07/2024
56: Don't Worry About Michelle and Danielle...
This week, S+K are joined by the psychic Michelle Fine and her good friend Danielle Welch who also happens to be Kottie’s hair shaman. Michelle and Danielle explain to S+K how they met and Michelle opens up about her journey and how she uses her gifts to help others. And It’s not a psychic episode without some ghosts stories. Michelle shares her experiences with spirits and the paranormal with S+K, from seeing spirits as a child to dealing with haunted houses. Explore the world of the paranormal while Kottie obsessively reconfirms that they don’t know her death date and is surprised to know that she is joined by her late grandmother Mickey!
01:15:1527/06/2024
55: Don't Worry About Caitlin Murray
Welcome to another episode of "Don't Worry About It" with your hosts, Samantha Mollen and Kottie Kreischer! In this episode, S+K sit down with mom influencer and online comedian Caitlin Murray. S+K share how Caitlin Murray was their top choice for a guest, revealing their excitement and admiration for her work. Caitlin talks about her background, including her childhood on the East Coast, her family life, and her journey to becoming a mom influencer. The discussion turns to the challenges of parenting, where Caitlin shares her experiences raising three kids, dealing with childhood illnesses, and the struggles of balancing work and family life. Caitlin opens up about her son's leukemia diagnosis and the impact it had on their family, including how they managed treatments and daily life during his illness. S+K dive into Caitlin's social media journey, discussing her start on Instagram, her approach to creating relatable and funny content, and how she handles the pressures of being a public figure. The three ladies also touch on the topic of mental health, with Caitlin sharing her experiences with anxiety, therapy, and coping strategies that have helped her along the way. Parenting philosophies are explored as Caitlin talks about her structured approach to parenting and the importance of routines for her children. The conversation wraps up with Caitlin discussing her thoughts on children and technology, specifically her views on when and how kids should be introduced to social media and smartphones.
55:4819/06/2024
54: Don't Worry About LeeAnn Kreischer...Part 2
The ladies are back and survey Leeann about hormones and how to approach menopause proactively. Kottie talks longevity doctors vs. regular GP’s in her attempts to live her most optimal life. Leeann and Kottie giggle about cabby pants while Samantha ponders the rising hem of men’s shorts. Later Kottie expresses her concerns about her newly purchased faux nipple bra, while Sam and Leann want her to keep it for a wholesome game of ring toss.
55:0112/06/2024
52: Don’t Worry About the Amazon Dupes…
This episode Samantha digs deep and discusses the woes of being a room parent. Then we wonder if Kottie will survive her anniversary trip to Cabo?!
K + S take a hard look at their Amazon order history in all its obscurity, all while realizing Amazon is flooded with dupes. (Literally there is probably a knockoff of you) Samantha’s mother and sister completed their mommy and me plastic surgery for Mother’s Day and Sam feels very left out. Later Kottie laments about the hardships of choosing sconces and vows not to order more furniture from Wayfair.
54:4230/05/2024
50: Don’t worry about ‘ole Coyote Eyes
The girls break in the new kid, Ashley. Current trends are reviewed to make sure Sam is up to date including Girthmaster, Himbos, a bee infest kids’ room and the risks of Zicam.
Kottie has a public service announcement to all the moody people out there and Sam shares all her killer vacation looks from Cabo.
Sam discovers that Doron may be numb to her beauty and Kottie is convinced that everyone is attracted to her.
Finally, the ladies are in awe of Kottie’s new color changing contacts which ends up giving her a striking resemblance to a night crawling coyote.
Buckle up, bitches…aah-oooooooh!
54:1515/05/2024
49: Don’t Worry About Jenny Mollen…
The long awaited season premiere featuring Samantha’s overachieving sister. The ladies discuss Jenny’s new podcast “All the Fails” her 2 substacks and her newly acquired second Instagram account. We discuss Jenny’s philanthropic ventures and learn she may now be married to a Muslim man with 3 other wives. Kottie explains why she believes electric Ubers could ensure your safety. Jenny expresses her love for Austria. We talk bar mitzvah craziness and compare it to the likes of weddings. Is kissing on the lips a “Jewish Thing”? Join us on this deep exploration.
51:5108/05/2024
46: Don't Worry About Jason Biggs
Brother-in-law extraordinaire Jason Biggs graces the pod with a visit. Samantha researches the fasted way to Jason’s very own Hollywood Star. Kottie digs at Jason’s recent “risky trip” to Thailand and asks the tough questions. If you haven’t heard of the term “gyat” you’re welcome. Jason shares details about his hosting gig on the upcoming Blue Ribbon Baking show. Kottie wonders if the uncanny similarities between Samantha and her sister Jenny (whom Jason is married) wig him out. This episode is hands down hotter than a “three peckered dog”.
48:3420/03/2024
45: Don’t Worry About The Leap Day
This week Samantha officially rebels against the Garmin and plans on gifting the watch prison to Jacques. To our dismay we discover that some dogs can live well into their 30’s. Samantha is compelled by her sister Jenny’s new gig selling clothes on Instagram live. Kottie remembers that it’s Leap Day and Jacques claims to have met many with this birthday. Later Kottie reveals the results of her long awaited Prenuvo scan. Followed by a discussion on the head scratching docuseries “American nightmare” and our mounting excitement for the second installment of “Dune”. We out here.
42:1513/03/2024
42: Don't Worry About the fallopian tubes
This week Kottie compares some everyday food favorites to fallopian tubes, tit milk and uterine lining. Sam gives us a breaking news update on the French Bulldog kidnapping and the one arrest that was made. S + K debate their budding futures at foot models on only fans, reveal the top five cakes in all of LA, Grammy looks recaps and of course, the never-ending update on Kottie’s heart-rate.
39:0221/02/2024
40: Don’t Worry About Aubrey Rakoski…
Joined by the supremely soothing Aubrey. We get to know her and her beautifully layered life journey thus far. Kottie confesses to eating a gingerbread house and jokes she’s more likely to find the body of Hoffa than Ted’s library books. Samantha explains that “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead” might be the best family movie ever made and expresses her passion for giving the perfect gift. Kottie shares her enthusiasm for her first colonoscopy and her cutting edge vodka and hard boiled egg diet. Later the ladies brainstorm for the most innovative Valentine’s Day offerings classroom edition. Come with US!
01:04:4508/02/2024
39: Don’t Worry About the Activity Watch…
Kottie buys Sam her very own Garmin activity watch to score her every move. On the side Kottie seems to be becoming a sleep specialist. Sam orders high end steak from Australia and thinks you should too. Swing sets forever? The answer is YES. Lola channels Rapunzel and gets hooked on extensions. Samatha calls her sister to discuss mattress bringing storks, vintage clothes, and disappearing dog farms. If Google Lens isn’t changing your life you might not have one.
43:3531/01/2024
37: Don’t Worry About the Pop Tarts…
Kottie reminisces about feeding dolphins fresh sardines with a wicked open bite. Samantha is shocked to learn Snoop Dog still smokes weed. Kottie reflects on her completed Emmy party and showcases her new hair weft. Samantha realizes threesomes don’t work… and Kottie is left wondering if turtles really can swim.
43:2718/01/2024
36: Don’t Worry About flaking on my podcast…
This week S + K discuss the woes of podcast booking. Hip replacements are having a moment with both Kottie’s dad and Sam’s sister-in-law going under the knife. Sam reflects on her extreme wedding hair and wonders if she should have another go with extensions. Kottie gears up for a work party and leans in to 60’s chic. Later we call Doron and see if he’s still annoyed with his morning duties…the answer is yes. Sam’s closet clean out quickly becomes a psychological thriller while Kottie is delighted with her most recent prank. Hi! It’s us!
48:1010/01/2024
35: Don't Worry About Luca Silverman
Starting the New Year off with a bang we are joined by Samantha’s first born Luca Silverman. Luca talks sports card trading, PS5’s, and Reverse Grinches. Samantha expresses her growing anxiety for Bar Mitzvah planning. Kottie prepares to be the next Bear Grylls after being gifting survivalist gear for Christmas. Luca gets rapid fire quizzed and showcases his wide range of knowledge. We wonder if kids are ever actually happy with their lunches, Kottie certainly was after revealing her father labeled her lunches GLW short for “Good Looking Woman”.
Worcestershire Worcestershire Worcestershire…say it with me
01:00:2803/01/2024
34: Don’t Worry About the New Year…
K+S discuss their New Year’s resolutions and reflect on the year. Kottie gets iced from Lisa’s holiday party. Samantha waffles between idealist and existentialist. The ladies express their desire to be more body positive in a world full of unrealistic expectations of youth and beauty. Pass the creamer and send me an audio text.
44:3628/12/2023
33: Don't Worry About Lisa Jammal...
Longtime bestie Lisa Jammal joins K+S. We giggle about Lisa’s constant desire for a drink and the comedy of her never actually drinking it. We touch on Lisa’s barcode tattoo and suggest turning it into a QR code. Lisa reflects on her humble beginnings in PR before social media. The ladies agree that cameras are going too HD and now make you look worse than IRL. Lisa shares her IVF journey and her plans to have another set of twins. Later we learn Lola may be apart of a Russian espionage ploy. Getting slammed with December events? sending holiday cards? We got you!
56:1620/12/2023
32: Don't Worry About the Flocking
Samantha goes tree shopping and is seduced by the drama of a flocked tree. Later she questions if tinsel is cool again? Kottie brings select picks from the wine advent calendar for a blind tasting, except she forgets to cover the labels. The Hollywood sign turns 100 and Sam stresses its importance as an LA landmark. Kottie plans her visit to Dr. Sam for a beauty renovation. S reflects on her Thanksgiving and quips her mother closed the night with a whiskey infused espresso. We out here.
53:2213/12/2023
31: Don’t Worry About Dr. Sam…
Joined by renowned dermatologist Dr. Nancy Samolitis, owner of Dermatology Boutique FACILE. Samantha asks a battery of burning questions. We discuss microneedling, Botox/filler, laser treatments, neck rejuvenation and much much more…Dr. Sam weighs in on it all. Kottie’s proclaims that she’ll never go makeup free because she’s been vexed by rosacea. We review a bounty of beautifully branded Facile skin products and learn how to best use them. You’ll want to hear this.
01:33:1806/12/2023
30: Don’t Worry About Cameron Brady Cunningham…
On this special installment we are joined by designing woman and all around chic babe Brady Cunningham. We talk all things from face tape to fascia blasters. Kottie try’s to lure Brady into designing our podcast studio and is hoping she’ll foot the bill. We discuss frequently frightening childhood folklore figures and the effort it takes to keep the backstories alive. Either way we want to make your baby teeth into a charm bracelet. Come hang out!
01:15:2429/11/2023
29: Don’t Worry About who’s getting the wine…
K + S discuss the meaning of Thanksgiving and are reminded by Samantha’s sons that it’s not just a day of glutton. We question Target’s lenient shoplifting policy and wonder if they are intentionally welcoming theft. Subsequently Kottie confesses Lola loves a five finger discount. Are they smarter than 6th graders? The jury’s out as Sam calls Luca for a lifeline. Lastly, Kottie becomes increasingly concerned with who will be procuring the Thanksgiving wine for Sam’s mostly sober family.
51:1622/11/2023
28: Don't Worry About the Cameltoe
On this week of revelations Kottie finally embraces Sam’s beloved workout. The ladies anatomize the serotonin gut connection and how meds can play a part. Later they question the lengths they would go to save an older animal and if pet insurance is friend or foe. Kottie is gifted the wine advent calendar and rocks it’s like a little baby. Samantha explains the need for labia securing underwear, and to her delight discovers there are many products already on the market. Prolon rears it ugly little head again as Kottie reminds everyone to eat your spearmint tea.
41:1915/11/2023
27: Don’t Worry About the Elixir…
This week needs no intro as we jump face first into the powder keg that is Sam’s flaming health tonic. Kottie has lingering effects of Ozempic’s sweet revenge. Cobain and Hawk tie the knot while Brittney spears has reminiscent thoughts. Are body scans all the rage or just a way to make you cray? Either way, Kottie and Samantha obsess about advent calendars and discover there is more than just chocolate to be had. Come with us.
47:1708/11/2023
26: Don’t Worry About The Salt…
This week we question the validity of the salt supplement craze and wonder if iodine is our friend. Kottie is perpetually surprised by the processed food offerings at Ralph’s. Samantha thinks her sister Jenny is a badass #unfollowme. Kottie suspects Ted may be an intellectual prodigy after he successfully identifies his letters. Samantha runs into her friends mom at the medi-spa where they are both in the queue for Morpheus. Kottie reiterates her love for a before and after transformation but admits her portfolio consists solely of before’s. Enjoy
47:3101/11/2023
25: Don’t Worry About Megan Senior…
Kottie adds her friend and mega publicist Megan Senior to the mix. Starbucks seasonal fall offerings are sampled and Samantha throws out that pumpkin has no flavor. We learn Megan believes she’s a natural blonde despite her using bleach to maintain. Kottie jokes she would be a horrible online dater as Megan reveals her path to Mr. Right. Just when you didn’t think there could be anything better than spray paint for your grass, enter concrete coverup. Samantha reveals she’s obsessed with knowing the price of everything and prays she’s not offensive in her pursuit. Let’s all get Oura rings and not worry about it.
01:03:2225/10/2023
24: Don't Worry About Like...
Samantha stresses about her excessive use of the word “like” and expresses her desire for reform. Kottie informs us she refilled her Ozempic prescription for one last dance with the devil. “Jacques the Genie” shows up with drinks. Samantha confesses she has the skin of a salamander, and explains she is laughably easy to offend. Shortly followed by Kottie’s counter claim that she has no tear ducts. Teddy is outraged by the existence of commercials and Dom questions Samantha’s martial arts abilities. We really wouldn’t worry about it if we were you.
48:2718/10/2023
23: Don't Worry About LEK Fit...
This week we are joined by fitness empress Lauren Kleban. We discuss Lauren’s trampoline method LEKFIT and how it came to be. Kottie worries she wasn’t anatomically designed for the rebounder. Lauren reveals she wishes she had a hotel home birth. Although seemingly provocatively we consider the beauty of having separate spousal quarters. Collectively the ladies converse about their attempts to safeguard their children from social media. Samantha overuses the word “like” while Kottie’s realizes that Turkeys are actually a bird. Not to be missed.
01:04:2011/10/2023
22: Don't Worry About The Staycation…
This week Kottie tells us all about her zen weekend Malibu retreat. Samantha introduces herself to The Kid LAROI and hope he thinks she’s a MILF. Kottie breakdowns her Sephora haul and shares the gems she’s discovered. Codependent? Or just a perfect child? The ladies discuss their difference in opinions on how often is too often to talk to your parents
44:5704/10/2023
21: Don’t worry about LeeAnn Kreischer…
On this fresh installment the ladies are joined by the oh so soothing LeeAnn Kreischer. Samantha drills LeeAnn about what it means to be a member of “Private Suite” at LAX and wonders if they include a swaddle and a pacifier upon induction. To Samantha’s horror we learn that Kottie likes to Disneyland with adults. We cover the gamut of topics including wasting away in Margaritaville, lucky knives and dies, and hardcore Halloweening. We gauge interest in the Golden Bachelor and question the age parameters on dating. LeeAnn shares the joyous memory of her first encounter with a tan accelerated Kottie. Lastly K reiterates the importance of a good tan proclaiming “a day at the beach is better than a week in the gym”.
01:13:3627/09/2023
20: Don’t Worry About The Skeletons in Home Depot’s Closet…
This week the Ladies make a mad dash for the last remaining Halloween fan favorite 12 ft HD skeleton. Kottie shares about her newly acquired IUD and confesses she may not know all that much about her alleged hypertension. Samantha elaborates on her plans to sue DWP and quips about not strictly adhering to all expiration dates. Lastly S confronts K about her facial hair and insists it must be removed. Come at us.
44:0220/09/2023
19: Don't Worry About The Browsing…
The ladies talk eyebrow application and disagree on what quantifies a high arch. Samantha reflects on summers with her Grandma Betty and the copious amounts of junk food she supplied. K+S discuss Thanksgivings fixings and the flesh eating waters of Florida. All while they get accidentally jacked on caffeine from canned cold brew.
42:0713/09/2023