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Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
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58:2701/01/2024
We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
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57:5229/12/2023
Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
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47:3025/12/2023
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
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01:01:2722/12/2023
Evil League of Evil
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
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47:2618/12/2023
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
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43:2715/12/2023
Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now.
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24:5413/12/2023
Live, Laugh, Lose
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
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48:5411/12/2023
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
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01:01:3508/12/2023
PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals.
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01:23:1707/12/2023
Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
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56:4304/12/2023
Actually Nothing
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
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43:2501/12/2023
Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
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50:4527/11/2023
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
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48:4624/11/2023
PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]
Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob.
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53:3522/11/2023
Boy, I Miss That
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
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01:04:1620/11/2023
Voice Me, Dammit!
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
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01:03:4917/11/2023
PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]
Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator.
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51:0015/11/2023
Bullsh*t
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.
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57:2013/11/2023
News Everyone!
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
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55:5910/11/2023
Curious Conspiracy Corner
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
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54:0406/11/2023
No Thank You
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
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51:0103/11/2023
The Pre Of Life
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
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57:0930/10/2023
King Of Horror Hill
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
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01:13:4727/10/2023
Tricks or Tropes?
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
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56:5823/10/2023
Boo?!
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
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01:08:2820/10/2023
Worth It
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
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01:14:3416/10/2023
I Don't Know What I Expected
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
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45:2313/10/2023
These Are Gaffes?
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
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01:00:4609/10/2023
Illegal Advice
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
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01:11:3506/10/2023
Wade, Bob, and Friend
Bob and Wade punish Mark.
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50:1902/10/2023
Distractible Riddle Realm
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.
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01:16:1929/09/2023
Front Page News
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
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01:00:0325/09/2023
Bob's Confusing Words
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
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01:01:2422/09/2023
Mark Hates The Moon
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
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01:07:2018/09/2023
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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56:4615/09/2023
Distractible Escape Room
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
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01:05:1011/09/2023
Wade's Food Questions
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
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01:04:4808/09/2023
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
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01:22:1404/09/2023
Markiplier and Friends
Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.
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01:00:4401/09/2023
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List
The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
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01:16:3328/08/2023
Philoso-NO
An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?
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01:11:0825/08/2023
Doing It Wrong
Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.
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01:17:5421/08/2023
Why Animal There?
Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.
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51:4118/08/2023
Feels Like Home
There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?
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52:3214/08/2023
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.
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01:00:2311/08/2023
Dicebreakers!
The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.
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01:03:4807/08/2023
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...
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52:2804/08/2023
Distractible Tier List
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!
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01:11:5231/07/2023
Reading
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.
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01:11:4528/07/2023