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Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Naming 100 Women
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
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42:2527/05/2024
World Wade Supremacy
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
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37:0824/05/2024
1000 Hour Energy
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
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49:2920/05/2024
It's Over, It's Done
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
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53:2817/05/2024
There Is No Excuse
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
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47:1013/05/2024
Animal Noises
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
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51:0610/05/2024
20 More Questions (At Least)
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
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56:4506/05/2024
At Least 20 Questions
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
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01:01:5303/05/2024
Bad Or Worse
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
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01:19:3629/04/2024
The Cursed Man
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
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01:00:4126/04/2024
Uplifting Children's Stories
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
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59:1522/04/2024
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
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01:04:3219/04/2024
Cake Or AI Too
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
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43:0915/04/2024
Cake or AI?
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
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47:2312/04/2024
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
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54:4508/04/2024
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
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01:05:2705/04/2024
Wrong Answers Only
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
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53:0401/04/2024
No Topic Left Beef
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
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54:2629/03/2024
Old Is Awesome
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
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50:4125/03/2024
Power
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
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55:0422/03/2024
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
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47:0718/03/2024
Pants
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
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49:3615/03/2024
Tear Down These Balls
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
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56:1111/03/2024
We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
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01:09:5408/03/2024
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers.
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26:4606/03/2024
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
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59:1804/03/2024
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn.
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24:0002/03/2024
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
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46:0201/03/2024
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
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01:01:4326/02/2024
We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you.
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24:0024/02/2024
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.
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47:4123/02/2024
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.
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01:12:2719/02/2024
Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
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01:02:1116/02/2024
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
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50:4912/02/2024
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ.
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24:0110/02/2024
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
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56:1009/02/2024
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
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52:4205/02/2024
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio.
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25:0704/02/2024
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
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52:4602/02/2024
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
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01:16:4329/01/2024
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops.
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28:2827/01/2024
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
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46:5826/01/2024
Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
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43:5422/01/2024
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
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01:07:0019/01/2024
Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee.
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24:3317/01/2024
How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
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58:1115/01/2024
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
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51:4212/01/2024
Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses.
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26:0010/01/2024
What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
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01:00:2108/01/2024
We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
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42:3305/01/2024