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Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
The Election Episode
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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54:2918/11/2024
Wade Is Sopping
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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46:2315/11/2024
Get Mad Libs
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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46:4111/11/2024
Edutainment!
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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01:02:5508/11/2024
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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01:01:3104/11/2024
Definitely Real Things
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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52:5501/11/2024
Never Hug Your Teacher
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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01:05:2428/10/2024
Movie Villain Awards
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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01:01:3625/10/2024
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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54:5021/10/2024
QUITTER!
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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01:01:5418/10/2024
Parlor Games
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out.
NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
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51:2014/10/2024
Get More Stupider (Part 2)
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
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56:3411/10/2024
Try New Things
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
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01:05:5607/10/2024
What Song Do You See?
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
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01:02:0304/10/2024
The Most Cursed Moments
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
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01:07:3630/09/2024
All Nighters
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
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01:04:5127/09/2024
The Episode You Can Taste
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
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01:07:1323/09/2024
Nah, I'd Win
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
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55:2120/09/2024
WikiHow About Now?
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
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59:3616/09/2024
Talent
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
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52:3713/09/2024
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
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45:0909/09/2024
Bob's Secret Words
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
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46:3006/09/2024
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
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52:5002/09/2024
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
(WARNING: NSFW)
Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
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51:4830/08/2024
Mark's Secret Words
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
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01:04:0426/08/2024
The Dumb Of Introverts
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
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01:04:4823/08/2024
On Success
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
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01:06:3519/08/2024
Get More Stupider
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
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59:4816/08/2024
Big or Small (Part 2)
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
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01:01:4312/08/2024
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
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57:1609/08/2024
The Last Great Debate
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
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01:00:3805/08/2024
Worm Love
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
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56:3702/08/2024
Tongue Twisters
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
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54:4829/07/2024
Theater Of The Mind
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
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50:5326/07/2024
Glauber Salt
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
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51:0422/07/2024
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
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01:14:5519/07/2024
Red 40, Set Hut!
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
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58:0215/07/2024
Sorry For My Singing
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
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01:02:3212/07/2024
The Dumb of Humanity
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
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58:1008/07/2024
Saving You Money!
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
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54:4405/07/2024
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
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01:08:2301/07/2024
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
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01:09:0028/06/2024
20 Easy Questions
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
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01:01:5724/06/2024
We Might Have Started The Fire
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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01:15:2021/06/2024
The Room Where It Happened
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
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55:0917/06/2024
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
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53:0814/06/2024
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
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56:4810/06/2024
Shotgun Roulette
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
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51:5407/06/2024
Two Truths And A Lie
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
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59:1803/06/2024
My Body Betrayed Me
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
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55:5631/05/2024