Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! We contrast the Kendrick v Drake Rap Beef with the Tom Brady GOAT roast, but are too chicken to bring home the bacon. Anthony Edwards came out the gate throwing haymakers against the defending champs in Game 1. Will the Wolves keep it up and take the series? Was the 'What a Pro Wants' commercial intended to be terrible? Do the Pacers and Cavaliers deserve more respect in the second round? Patreon Exclusive: Michael Wilbon called out LeBron for his lack of accountability in the blaming of Darvin Ham for the Lakers foibles, and Mat Ishbia's offseason quotes reek of delusion. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack. The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice. Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying. Patreon Exclusive: Beep Count was a stand in on Observe and Report. Movie Summaries Trivia from last night's monthly event. Which pasta shape is the best? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Tyrese Maxey ripped the guts out of New York City in Game 6, so why didn't Philly extend him last summer? The Celtics NEED to close out the Heat tonight, so they can turn their attention to the 2006 level basketball being played in the Cavs/Magic series. Will James Harden carry over the momentum from his excellent end to Game 4? Will the Pacers continue to delay Doc Rivers inevitable vacation? Nuggets vs. Timberwolves promises to be such a definitional series, Zach and Wos BOTH wish they had been even BOLDER with their takes. Oh, and don't forget folks, Trae Young just wants to win. Patreon Exclusive: What's next for LeBron? Re-upping with the Lakers? Taking his talents elsewhere? Retirement? Raising his children? Klutch Trustee Wosny Lambre breaks it all down. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Are LeBron and the Lakers facing a gentleman's sweep tonight in Denver? We get swept up in the concept of LeBron heading to San Antonio with Chris Paul to finally provide Wemby with some passing. Bronny can come too. Do the Heat have a chance to execute more Spoelstra superiority, or are the Celtics stumbles simply a sign of things to come? The Suns got broomed out of the Playoffs and Tom is trying to find the right trade for Kevin Durant. Patreon Exclusive: John Jervay joins the show to explain why the Sixers are winning game 5 and explain the Knick fan infiltration of the Wells Fargo Center Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes We reflect on Wos' Wednesday performance and his apology for defending Joe Mazzulla, who refuses to adjust. Would you rather have a busy job or a non busy job? Why isn't booking streamlined for doctor's and dentists and why are we still paying rent by check? Mo nominates Eden for a very prestigious and important sociocultural role. We review the Shogun finale and reflect on some of our favorite parts of the season Patreon Exclusive: Eden recounts her good friend's experience with psychedelics, why do men have nipples and would you name your kid after something in your hometown. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Daryl Morey and LeBron James are finally on the same team!! United in grievance against the association for Monday night's classic games. Do the Heat have a fighting chance to steal a game without Jimmy Butler? Would Zion push the Pelicans past the Thunder? Which team down 0-2 has the best chance to equalize the series? And what the hell is Joe Mazzulla talking about? Patreon Exclusive: The Big Problematic himself brings a couple controversial tweets to the table that aren't safe to put in front of the paywall. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Athletic released their anonymous player poll, revealing some interesting opinions throughout the association. Rudy Gobert joins the show to explain why players had him outside the top 5 best defenders in the league and as the most overrated player by a wide margin. Who thinks Keldon Johnson is overrated? Who doesn't want to fight Thanasis Antetokounmpo? Is LeBron gaining momentum in the GOAT discourse? Patreon Exclusive: Playoffs roundtable, injury impact, Mavs defensive woes and more. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Eden has returned from 5 days in Vegas and she's podcasting hurt, while Emily regales us with tales of Toronto. What were everyone's first screen names or email addresses? What was a movie you remember seeing in theaters as a kid? Zach has been cursed with friendship, making acquaintances left and right despite his best efforts to remain aloof, and everyone is perplexed. What is your favorite chore to do around the house? Talk show host rankings. Patreon Exclusive: What would you change about yourself? How do we feel about Botox Mayes wonders how often people are actually going back into their photo archives and wonders if we're all digital hoarders. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Jontay Porter is banned from the NBA, with Adam Silver using him to send a message. But more importantly, what does his brother Curious Mike think about the whole situation? Will the Heat take Culture to the brink of elimination like last year, or will they topple hobbled Joel Embiid and the 76ers? Also the Hawks play the Bulls or some shit idk... Did the Lakers get lucky that Zion left the game in the 4th quarter? Or are they unlucky because they have a date with a broom in Denver? Is Wos paying any attention, or is he fully enveloped in the Man City / Real Madrid shootout taking place during our recording? Patreon Exclusive: The Kings beamed the Warriors right into a messy offseason. Was that the last time we'll see Klay in a Warriors uniform? Nick Wright took time to dip into Warriors Twitter Spaces to calmly discuss what went wrong with a notoriously fair and balanced fanbase. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom has completed his inaugural season with the Portland Trailblazers, and it's given him a newfound respect for the prep work required to commentate NBA games. They Playoffs have arrived! The seeding is set! Which first round matchups are the most intriguing and which one is headed straight to NBA TV? Our Third Eye is pulsating as the Lakers and Grizzlies were given extra time, and apparently no one noticed until after the game. What's the story there? We connect the dots. Patreon Exclusive: Play In Tournament preview: Which all time great will survive out West, and is the Hawks/Bulls matchup a Play In our Played Out? Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Eden wants to watch a Cinephobe recording for Science and Mayes think it's a bad idea. The gang goes 'back in my day' and gets Remy Niscent about the cheap, disgusting booze they used to partake in. When has someone literally gone too far over the line with parking spots? Love Question about screaming matches with your significant other COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. The crew offers a brief recap of the Toronto live show activities, including Wos' provocative comments and Jerv's insistence on not being washed. The Timberwolves and Nuggets clash tonight in a matchup with serious implications for the 1 seed, but Nikola Jokic is nonplussed. The Bucks and Celtics made history last night, and Doc Rivers continues to deliver amazing quote after amazing quote. Patreon Exclusive: Torrey Craig and Andre Drummond united to deliver the goofiest play of the NBA season. An etymological discussion about Isaiah Hartenstein's self proclaimed skin tone. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! From the McDonalds All American Game to the SoHo House in Toronto, Tray has been traveling almost non stop and takes us behind the scenes of the planning that went into handing fries to Jalil Bethea during the dunk contest, as well as John Jervay haggling with weed dispensaries north of the border. As the NBA Playoffs loom, the Dallas Mavericks are ascending and Tom tells us why the Milwaukee Bucks are no longer serious threats at the title. Why is the men's NCAA title game so late for east coasters, especially on a Monday night? John Calipari is taking his talents to Fayetteville, Arkansas. Is Dan Hurley about to pull off the back to back and parlay that into a huge deal at the University of Kentucky? Finally Bronny James has announced that he will enter the NBA Draft AND the Transfer portal simultaneously. Where will Bronny be playing next year? Patreon Exclusive: Tray explains the J-Cole situation to Tom, who hasn't bought a rap album since 2003. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Beep Count The saga of the worst corner store on the face of the earth has come to a close, so Mayes opens up the archives to share a news report and music video chronicling some highlights. Could you date a smoker? Do you stop on road trips? What is your go to comfort food? Are there any movie genres that you don't enjoy? Patreon Exclusive: The state of movie theaters and Beep Count shares a personal anecdote and a theory about tv shows. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre is out with a DNP so it's Zamin ElHarper coming to you on this fine Wembsday. Lavar Ball is Big Baller Back and we missed him so damn much. Was the world a better place when Lavar was constantly on the airwaves? We've got major ownership turmoil in the association, as Marc Lore and A-Rod forgot to include a No Take Backsies clause in their contract with Glen Taylor. Meanwhile, two mortgage brokers turned owners that attended Michigan State have mad beef as their teams clash in the desert tonight. My third eye tells me someone already discussed this over a year ago... Patreon Exclusive: Joel Embiid is back! What does that mean for the 76ers prospects? Doc Rivers is questioning the Milwaukee Bucks 'road professionalism', and we break down his comments in incredibly descriptive detail. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Zach has taken his relationship with Meta AI's chimp art generation to the next level What's your favorite brand of seltzer and flavor? How is Jon Taffer taking over the seltzer space? What outfit would you wear if when you passed away, you were stuck wearing that fit for eternity? What Sitcom would you like to live in and which character would you be? When did Smokey the Bear go through his glow up? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Did Diddy do it or didn't he? Wos guides us through the latest turbulence with Sean 'Puffy' Combs and we discuss Young Thug's incarceration, Meek Mill protesting too much and 50 Cent's sheer delight at the downfall of his enemies. The Jontay Porter situation has called into question the league's relationship with gambling and how the cost benefit analysis only favors minimum players. The Los Angeles basketball teams are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and had some interesting postgame quotes this week. D'Angelo Russel called the Lakers "unpredictable" while coach Ty Lue declared that the Clippers' identity is "soft". Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Warriors are in danger of falling out of the play-in due to the surging Rockets, and the freshly extended Steve Kerr is on the hot seat for not playing Stephen Curry enough. Also, Chris Paul was ejected last week for calling Tony Brothers a Tik Toker. We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Sam Brock made an appearance on the Today show and is desperately in need of the services of the Law Offices of Amin Elhassan. Patreon Exclusive: March Mildness? Why this year's chalky tournament and watching games during the day isn't quite as cool as it used to be. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie & Mayes with Anton Ham & Clay Manges Zach is still obsessed with having AI render chimpanzee art. Eden's flight rant: Why aren't there more direct flights from New York to Vegas?? Would you eat a bad meal your significant other made? Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Why are men so concerned about Gray Hair? Patreon Exclusive: Zach's second encounter with Sexy Johnny. Will there be a third? Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. We're halfway through the week, but still not even close to done talking about Amin's follow through and subsequent Spin Alley campaign of excuses. JJ Redick and LeBron James have teamed up to provide the nerdy X's and O's analysis sorely lacking from the podcast space. When did LeBron change his public feelings about Steph Curry? Why is Draymond so salty about being left out of this venture? How does Lamar Odom enter the conversation? We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the week. D'Angelo Russel is now the Lakers Franchise Record holder for three pointers in a season and coach Darvin Ham has given him a green room. Patreon Exclusive Segment: Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore had a hiccup in their purchase of the Minnesota Timberwolves, according to Glen Taylor. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Coach Tray's competitive fire has been awakened as he describes his team's thrilling game that came down to the wire in the Nike Homecourt Classic. Wilson Chandler calls the experience 'The Closest Thing to NBA Basketball'. Kyrie Irving and Bam Adebayo delivered clutch Game WInners on Sunday. Do you work on that shot? After weeks of denials, the NBA officially announced that there have been "officiating focuses" outlined by the League that impacted a decreased in league scoring. If you missed this update, it's because Woj tried to sneaked it out in a Friday Night News Dump that minimized the severity and failed to credit Tom's referenced statistics. Patreon Exclusive: Amin Elhassan floats in to break down his filmed jump shot and follow through that created such a stir on social media, only someone of his tremendous character and personality could have taken it in stride. Produced by Anthony Mayes Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Anton Ham We have found Eden's new career: Redesigning podcaster backgrounds to make them more aesthetically pleasing. Zach hasn't RSVP'd to Mo's wedding, which launches a thorough wedding discussion Mayes had a Stefon level experience last weekend. San Francisco's Hottest Club is Bar Part Time. What do you forget to pack when traveling? What celebrity would have the best restaurant? Zach and Mo gives us the down low on their barber, who may or may not believe in Lizard People. Patreon Exclusive: The Love is Blind Reunion served to further embarrass some members of the Season 6 cast. Would you rather live in a house with actual ghosts haunting it, or cockroaches? If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Aaron Rodgers is on RFK Jr's short list to be his running mate, followed by Connor Roy, Jesse Ventura and the rest of the Predator call sheet. Well known charming asshole Isiah Thomas went on Draymond Green's podcast and spun such an incredibly impressive web of Iies, we try to parse the most believable statement. Michael Finley shared an anecdote from Mavericks Practice that leads to our new segment: Spin Alley! Wos spins the story for Grant Williams, while Amin rebuts in favor of Luka Doncic Anthony Edwards torched the Clippers for 37 points once Kawhi left the game, exploiting mismatches and declaring it a statement game. Patreon Exclusive: Glen Big Baby Davis has explored some interesting new career options, and he doesn't care what his fans think. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Rudy Gobert, 4 years after serving as the canary in the coal mine of coronavirus, continues his costly crusade against NBA referees. He's directly responsible for a T-Wolves loss to the Cavaliers and a $100k fine from the league for his truth telling. The banged up Knicks and 76ers produced a throwback, 90s era final score as Phildelphia triumphed 79 - 73. Rick Pitino reveals he was privy to a Basketball Illuminati meeting where the decision to boost scoring through free throws was made. Why did Dominique Wilkins and Deion Sanders both leave Atlanta in early 1994? It might be because of questionable business partners at Club 21. Did Charlie Villanueva invent sports twitter? Tray disagrees with Richard Jefferson. What are the politics on ejecting fans from an arena? Patreon Exclusive: Jeannie Buss and Linda Rambis cozy up to LeBron on International Women's Day. The Kobe statue includes a full box score from his 81 point game littered with typos. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Zach wants to program a movie channel and we read some Amin texts live from the Bayou. When is it too early to eat lunch food? What should be the cutoff for breakfast? Paul Boehl has a question that's really a veiled attempt to talk shit about American bacon. Zach has a potentially shocking admission. If your pet could talk, what would their voice sound like? The best Curb Your Enthusiasm episode of the season so far. If you died in a movie, what would your last line be right before your death? 30 Rock is an extremely underrated show. Patreon Exclusive: Love is Blind, the politics of watching a show with a partner, Real Housewives Reunion and Dune 2 If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos aka Big Tex aka The Haitian Howdy has returned from his wedding weekend in Austin, TX to describe his experience at the honky tonk. What to make of Jayson Tatum's struggles in the clutch and it's implications for a make or break Celtics season. Alperen Şengün dropped 45 points on Wemby and called out his lack of strength. Ben Simmons agent is taking accountability for not finding the right non-surgical options to get his career back on track. Wos gives Bronny some advice. Patreon Exclusive: Zion is holding the dunk contest hostage. What would be the ideal dunking quartet? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Courtside Tray continues his residency at The Mecca with two visits last week. 39 year old LeBron declares that he has nothing to say to 18 year old LeBron and that everyone wanted to see that kid fail. Draymond and the Warriors implemented an interesting strategy to let Jaylen Brown fire at will en route to a 50 point Celtics blowout at the TD Garden. Are we celebrating Caitlin Clark's accomplishments, or are we part of the 'well actually' contingent pointing out the Pete Maravich context? Patreon Exclusive: Kevin Durant is facing more consistent double teams and it's putting pressure on his Phoenix teammates, especially with Devin Booker out the next couple weeks. Are double teams taking the fun out of the game? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Realtor Marketing, Creating a Murder House and Love is Blind You can only choose one:  Potatoes 🥔 or Tomatoes 🍅? How long into dating someone does breaking up with someone over the phone become unacceptable? Katie gives us the origin of the phrase 'Basket Case' Patreon Exclusive: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Breakdown Things you can't do no matter how hard you try. Trader Joes Cultural Appropriation. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Zach introduces the guys to Love Is Blind, the sensation sweeping the Netflix Nation, and we mourn the loss of the great Richard Lewis. Monty Williams took aim at the league, the officials and the New York media in a fiery press conference. Was he justified? Dame is bored in Milwaukee, looking up fight videos and missing his family. Amin has recently learned about the financially exploitative world of AAU basketball firsthand and imparts lessons from the outspoken basketball parents. Patreon Exclusive: Draymond talked to Taylor Rooks about how the Poole Punch video was a calculated attack against his sterling character. Rudy Gobert explains how Victor Wembanyama reminds himself of... himself. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! It's been a testy time in the NBA, and we run through all the fights and fracases that broke out in the last week: Charlotte took exception to the Warriors taking a layup and Draymond gives Grant Williams some advice Dennis Schroder shoved Mike Conley after a late 3 pointer Scuffles broke out after Kevin Love wrapped up Zion with a hard foul Wake Forest stormed the court with Kyle Filipowski caught in the mix Cam Newton kept his hat on throughout a brawl at a public event We also learn about Tray's junior college coach, Ed Madec and break down his Sports Science clip. Patreon Exclusive: Amin joins Tom to discuss the Clippers rebrand with new nautical themed design elements. Then we react to the breaking news about Phoenix snagging the 2027 All Star game. Is the Amin Plan in full effect? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mayes, Katie & Anton Ham The etiquette of getting coffee for your office and why you shouldn't do it anywhere near Zach. Prime Follow Up: What is Amazon suggesting Mayes should buy? It's Reverse Lent! What are you binging for 40 days? What are the ideal proteins for Burritos, Tacos & Quesadillas? Patreon Exclusive: How many episodes should a TV series or season be? Eden thinks all shows should tell a complete story. Do you break up or get broken up with? If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Zosny pod is super sized after the All Star Break! Zach Harper & Wosny Lambre are joined by Amin Elhassan & Tom Haberstroh to run down some of the most fraudulent moments in recent NBA past: Lebron didn’t know about the potential Warriors trade until we did The Doc Rivers bundle, including that he told the Bucks ‘I don’t understand why you’re [firing Adrian Griffin]' Giannis claiming that he doesn’t watch tape or basketball Draymond's reenactment of Adam Silver convincing him not to retire Adam Silver congratulating the team with the most points at ASG Jayson Tatum saying he’s the best player in the NBA Karl Towns putting up 50 in the All Star Game and losing by 20+ Patreon Exclusive: Wos & Amin's Indianapolis experience behind the scenes, battling the elements, meeting AJ from the Backstreet Boys, JuJu Gotti's savvy and the 'White American Hooper' draft. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Mayes recounts a memorable people watching experience at a comedy show last night. Eden seeks council about how to deal with friends who are plan-extenders and how to properly excuse yourself from a social setting. Zach has a new best friend named Sexy Johnny that he met during the Superb Owl. Curb Your Enthusiasm delivered a classic episode last week. Patreon Exclusive: Could you date someone with your pet's name? How far into a relationship do you cancel your Netflix? Is Valentine's Day an overrated commercialized holiday? And then in the process of convincing Mayes to get Amazon Prime, Neon Signs take over the rest of the podcast. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper turns to noted Jets aficionado Wosny Lambre for guidance on how to be a depressed football fan following a crushing Super Bowl Loss. The Warriors tried to trade for LeBron James before the Trade Deadline?? And don't forget about Daryl 'D-Mo' Morey's history of bold trade inquiries. What is Kyle Kuzma trying to build with the Wizards? Better fit: OG Anunoby on the Knicks or Gordon Hayward saddling up to the Thunder? And we decode Spencer Dinwiddie's parental analogy for why he chose the Lakers. Patreon Exclusive: Draymond Green eviscerates 'little guy' Jusuf Nurkic on his podcast. Plus Wos gives his thoughts on this week's Cinephobe, 'Blue Chips' Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are Coming Home! Mayes is depressed about the 49ers losing another Super Bowl. Everyone has been comparing Patrick Mahomes to Michael Jordan, but what NBA player has an identical resume? We discuss the Usher halftime show and Swizz Beats being cucked in front of the largest audience since the moon landing. Despite the Trade Dudline, there were still NBA teams that improved, like the Mavs, Knicks and Suns. Why did the Hawks, Lakers and Warriors stand pat? Patreon Exclusive Segment: LeBron keeps lying and Courtside Tray details his trip to Madison Square Garden featuring appearances by Tracy Morgan, Spencer Dinwiddie and Mark Cuban. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Missing laundry items and Zach's flooded apartment. A sudden development at Karma, and no we're not talking about the brunch menu. Teslas see ghosts in cemetaries and Eden's review of the Apple Vision Pro. Sandwich talk! Including the Sandwich Alignment Chart. Love Question about Valentine's Day Patreon Exclusive: All Fantasy Everything live show in Phoenix If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre celebrate their birthdays and talk about the debut of Curb Your Enthusiasm's final season. Should the NBA restrict the trade window to a set period like they do in soccer? Or would that force ESPN to actually have to discuss basketball instead of rumors and cap machinations, and cause a ceasefire to the possibility of a Woj-Bomb at any given moment. We discuss the brand spankin new LED court that will debut for All Star Weekend, check in on the Ben Simmons hype train and Kyrie's comments after returning to Brooklyn. Patreon Exclusive Segment: 50 Cent has removed the Ja Rule Curse from the Minnesota Timberwolves and Zach has made a conscious decision to believe in the Clippers. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are Coming Home! Tracy Chapman joining Luke Combs for a Grammy's performance of Fast Car prompts an interesting discussion about the second life songs can get these days and how music is an emotional time machine. With the Trade Deadline looming, should the Warriors trade for Lauri 'Bird' Markkanen? Should the OKC Thunder cash in their chips for win now type player? New York City is buzzing about the Knicks and Jalen Brunson as an MVP candidate. Are they the NBA's version of what happened with the Detroit Lions this season? Patreon Exclusive Segment: Dr. Brian Sutterer weighs in on the unclear language surrounding the media coverage of Joel Embiid's injury diagnosis. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mayes, Emily, Mo, Katie & Dammond Johnson Mayes unveils his group project theory for all interpersonal social dynamics. What is your go to snack under the influence? First crushes and the silly things we did to get their attention. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre stayed up late to catch LeBron's late night emoji tweet ⌛️, and are here to interpret just exactly whose time is up. You've heard that Joel Embiid and Tyrese Haliburton are in danger of missing out on awards, but was the responsibility on the Player's Union to prevent us from getting here? A spicy Detroit Diss Track will never see the light of day, Amin Elhassan may have blasphemed with his latest costume, and is a Steph Curry / Sabrina Ionescu shootout necessary? Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards welcome Amin Elhassan to Mondays, even though he's not a capricorn, hasn't come home and might be headed to Turkey. In the wake of the scoring eruptions from Luka, Embiid, Booker and KAT, is defense gone? Is that a good thing? Tray sees both sides of the issue. Joel Embiid hasn't played in Denver since 2019 and is in danger of being ruled ineligible for his second MVP, but there's another player's money that Amin is more concerned about. Tom has a scorching hot take in light of the NFC Championship game. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes The crew shares their experiences with road rage, frustration with people zippering, and Eden's troubled past on the road. Except for Zach, who despite rage in his everyday life, is chill on the road. Favorite slang words or phrases in other languages? Behaviors you found out what was weird later in life. Grocery store habits and curiosities. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and other 90s trash television. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are together once again on the Wednesday show with 'floater' Amin Elhassan. The Bucks fired Adrian Griffin despite being 2nd in the East. Could you have seen this coming if you were paying attention? Can Doc Rivers prescribe a cure and make the Bucks championship contenders? Why and how did CNN get the scoop ahead of Woj and Shams? The Miami Heat acquired the scariest, terriest guard in the NBA. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony Mayes brings in Jason Madison to discuss the best of television in the last year. Why did we wait til January 2024? Because The Curse and Fargo hadn't wrapped up yet. Honorable Mentions at 6:02 I Think You Should Leave, How To With John Wilson, Beef, Slow Horses, Reservation Dogs Dear Mama 16:09 #10 Dave 25:15 #9 The Last of Us 33:02 #8 Righteous Gemstones 44:37 #7 Poker Face 48:23 #6 The Curse 53:32 #5 Abbott Elementary 1:10:02 #4 Fargo 1:13:21 #3 Barry 1:16:11 #2 The Bear 1:24:27  #1 Succession 1:31:46 Hijack, The Bad Batch & Winning Time 1:38:12 The Black Shows that got Axed in 2023 1:47:23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards unite for the inaugural Monday edition of the OG Podcast. Kevin Durant wants to be included in the GOAT conversation. What is holding him back from reaching that level? Then Ben Aronson joins the program to discuss the collapse of Sports Illustrated and the greater media landscape. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes with Enrico Guizzardi joining us from Rwanda What bizarre request would you make for your funeral? Katie's been preparing for this question for a while. Saltburn review! We had the whole panel watch the movie so we can discuss Barry Keoghan's squinty eyes. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew assembles to debate ordering movie theater popcorn via postmates. How much are you willing to pay for Flavacol? What are you getting too old for? What do you refuse to spend money on? Can anyone beat Post Malone at beer pong? Bubble tea has evolved, and while The Rehearsal is over, the House of the Dragon has just begun. Zach Harper, Eden Liu, Jerry, Emily Sargo, Mohammad Shirdel and Mayes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mailbag crew has returned for another thriller. Zach Harper, Eden Liu, Emily Sargo, Dammond Johnson and Anthony Mayes are here to tackle the most pressing issues in podcasting. Zach is concerned about Russia, primarily the alternate Russia from the tv show 'For All Mankind', but also the remote town of Tiksi and October Revolution Island. Then everyone assembles their heist crew from a particular set of restrictions, and when they attempt to establish three laws in their own countries, things quickly fall apart. Also, why are we wasting resources reanimating dead spiders? Don't we have better things to do? Finally Walter 'Papa' Mayes joins the show for a spoiler filled discussion of the Jordan Peele film Nope after about the 1:40:00 mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices