Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime has a Tarthgasm (and so do we). Mel shows Jon a new way to take one's pulse. Rhaegar is Westerosi Bono. Mace is ace. Sansa is buying what LF is selling... or is she? Barry come back: we were wrong and we just can't live without you. “Sons of the Harpy” [Please note: all podcast-related hate mail should be directed to @guileandsubterfuge] Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 59

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Littlefinger as stupid as we think he is? Cosplaying prostitutes. Theon’s looking robust. Renly’s gay and Brienne knows it. Cersei: a character study in stupid. Stannis gives the nod of approval to all of Jon’s murder. “High Sparrow” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 58

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love the show now? (No one is more surprised than we are?) Metaphorical dick measuring in Meereen. Stannis gets hate mail. Damn you, potato boy! Dany’s Unsullied Popemobile debuts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The House of Black and White” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 57

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maggy the Frog, more like Maggy the Fox. Tyrion is the Don Draper of Pentos. Mel and Jon ride the creepy elevator of lurrrve, while Brienne carefully polishes Jaime’s sword. We get some of Daario’s backstory and even more of his backside. Everything at the Wall is awesome… until it all goes up in flames. “The Wars to Come” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 56

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Balon Greyjoy ever fall off anything? Will Arya throw Needle and hit a (still) rowing Gendry? Dany’s Star Trek dresses get mixed reviews. Jaime’s chest does not get mixed reviews. Stannis Baratheon: what’s under that fur? All we know is, somebody better golden bitchslap someone. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Season 5 Preview. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 55

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Selections from Close the Door and Come Here Episodes 1-35. Horse metaphor origins. Bronn's effing place. Notebook throwing. Spouse Cast. The birth of Nedbert. And everything in between! Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 54

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tywin’s got a new kind of horse metaphor, and Dany gives us a vault metaphor. Just give us a blue rose, ffs! Marg’s boobs are on fire. Robb got Ned’s stupidity, Cat’s recklessness. Nikolaj hints about Jaime and Brienne’s son Mallard. “Valar Morghulis” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 53

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves moment. Cersei x Stannis’s horse = crackship! Lancel is weaksauce? Take this job and shove it—peace out, Sandor ain’t working here no more. Daddy’s home. “Blackwater” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 52

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion thinks Shae is beeyoootifulll. Jaime’s drunk on sunlight…and Brienne. Was Aegon cut as early as Season 2? Where’s Grandpappy Tywin now? Talisa christens Robb King in da Norf, if you know what we mean. “The Prince of Winterfell” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 51

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come sit on Grandpappy Tywin's lap. Poor Salsa gets her period. Jon's bone gets a workout. Jaime meets a giant lady and he likes it. Plus Season 5 trailer talk!  “A Man Without Honor” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 50

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everybody's losing pieces of themselves. Wildlings know where to put it (bow chicka bow wow). Qhorin Picard. WHERE MY DRAGONS AT?? “The Old Gods and the New” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 49

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Smokey Baratheon wastes Uncle Peaches. Daria, Dorito, Doreah, you say tomato… It must be snowing in Dorne as we defend Emilia, Dany, and even Qarth? And Chicky gets kicked out of fandom in her sports bra.   “The Ghost of Harrenhal” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 48

Game of Thrones 2x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Talisa is no Jeyne. Joffrey reads Renaissance Women Weekly. Renly's a peach. Smokey Vajayjay. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Garden of Bones"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 47

Game of Thrones 2x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "What Is Dead May Never Die"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 46

Game of Thrones 2x02 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If a girl pees in the forest, does LoT think it's the sound of a stream? Goofy Uteri, World's most uncomfortable Risk Table, Clay dildos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Night Lands"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 45

Game of Thrones 2x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Stannis' BBQ on the beach. Medieval pig enthusiasts unite! Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Robb brings the sass.. and the hot. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The North Remembers” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 44

Game of Thrones 1x10 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. King in DA NORF! Sam’s sweet lady scream. LC Mormont could get it. Drogo gets a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Fire and Blood” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 43

Game of Thrones 1x09 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s “nameday”, bro. Mirri Mazda’s Blair Witch Tent of Horrors (zoom zoom). LC Mormont gives Jon the sword (not like that!). Ned gets Iced. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Baelor” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 42

Game of Thrones 1x08 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Robb’s hot. Drogo’s hotter. Mago/Mogo/Mowgli dies Mortal Kombat style. (FATALITY!) Lannister names are weird. Addam Marbrand, wherefore art thou? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Pointy End” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 41

Game of Thrones 1x07 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. TYWIN, TYWIN, TYWIN! The gaze of a billion males. Be careful what (full frontal) you wish for… Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “You Win or You Die” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 40

The World of Ice and Fire discussion…kind of… Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could there be any more Targs in here? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 39

Game of Thrones 1x06 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hair, makeup, wardrobe Battle Royale. Bea Arthur. The logistics of Moon Doors. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “A Golden Crown” Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 38

Game of Thrones 1x05 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The end of Nedbert. Nipplegate. Cock? Jory cops an eyeful.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Wolf and the Lion."  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 37

Game of Thrones 1x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon

Game of Thrones 1x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon & Tyrion brOTP. Everybody loves Jaime. Stark stupidity. Not a Queen, A Khaleesi.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Lord Snow" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 35

Game of Thrones 1x02 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Triple bitchslap. Catelyn Stark PI. Direwolf danger. Nedbert!  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Kingsroad" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 34

Jaime x Brienne. DRUNKCAST NOV 1, 2014. Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 33

Game of Thrones 1x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bad wigs. Mild Dany enjoyment. Listen to your mother. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Winter Is Coming" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 32

SpouseCast. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give our Significant Others the mics (and live to regret it). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 31

A Dance with Dragons, Jaime I. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime ogles teats, makes some peace, and scrambles to his feet. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 30

A Feast for Crows, Jaime VII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Resolving Riverrun. Joanna’s ghost. Burning letters. A Song of Ice and Fire.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 29

A Feast for Crows, Brienne VIII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Fever dreams. Kingslayer's whore. Sword or noose‏. A Song of Ice and Fire.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 28‏‏

A Feast for Crows, Brienne VII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some hangings, a proposal, and excessive cannibalism. A Song of Ice and Fire.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 27

A Feast for Crows, Jaime V & Jaime VI. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Daven, Aunt Genna, the Blackfish, and a trebuchet. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 26

A Feast for Crows, Brienne VI & Jaime IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel’s penance. Quiet Isle. Brienne’s confession. A Song of Ice and Fire.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 25

A Feast for Crows, Brienne V & Jaime III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Broken Men. Baelor Butthole. Golden Bitchslap.  A Song of Ice and Fire.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 24

A Feast for Crows, Jaime II & Brienne IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Wine Throwing. Magic Swords. Nimble Dick.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 23

A Feast for Crows, Brienne II and III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. More roadtrip. More bath. Hyle Hunt. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 22

A Feast for Crows, Brienne I and Jaime I. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Roadtrip. Vigil. Unbidden. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 21

Jaime x Brienne. DRUNKCAST 2014. Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire.    Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 20

A Storm of Swords, Jaime IX. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. He gives her his sword. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 19

A Storm of Swords, Jaime VII & Jaime VIII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Wedding deaths. Sept sex. Kingsguard overload. A Song of Ice and Fire.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 18 

A Storm of Swords, Jaime VI. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A real woman, a dream, a bear pit. A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 17

A Storm of Swords, Jaime V. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  Bathhouse.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 16

A Storm of Swords, Jaime IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  Jaime Lannister is no longer drunk on sunlight.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 15

A Storm of Swords, Jaime III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth swordf***ing.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 14‏

A Storm of Swords, Jaime I & Jaime II. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  Jaime Lannister is drunk on sunlight.  Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 13

ASoIaF overview discussion of Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth in A Game of Thrones and A Clash of Kings. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.

Game of Thrones 4x10 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Children"   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 11