It's David's birthday and his sister has got him a present which he's a bit disappointed with. Joe texts her to see what she feels about the present. David decides to celebrate his birthday with joy even though he's feeling old. Then they record a new song called 'Screw You Boss Man'. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe has shed envy. He shows David his office which he has moved around to make it more like his freind Josh's shed. Joe tells David about getting in trouble with his wife who spent days re-designing his office for him. David can't see what Joe has done that is any different. Then they have a tidy up and move some more stuff about. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Usual drill. Music producer Steve Baker chooses 3 songs to play to Joe in the 'listening booth' while David observes Joe's enjoyment measured by amount and vigour of head nods. If Joe nods a lot he likes the song and it goes on his play list. If he doesn't like the song... SONGS THIS WEEK:  Fucking Wizadry - Self Esteem Rollercoaster - Bleachers Never There - CAKE PLAYLIST HERE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2SzbBtv4l6baoHRoNxd4Ve?si=0150ea491d724db5 Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe is in the spinny chair. He's finding it rather stressful. When Joe spins round unfortunately the guest can't hear them. After a bit of tech support they settle in for a lovely chat with this national treasure ! Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TV Producer and Writer John LLoyd who's CV reads Black Adder, Not The NineO'Clock News, Spitting Image and Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy comes on the pod. It's a joy for David and Joe but they are nervous and worry they'll come across as thickies. John talks about mid life crisis and doing the right thing. David asks how big the Spitting Image puppets are. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David discuss David's eating plan. David doesn't think he has lost weight but Joe can see it in his face. Then they discuss whether an earlier guest Armando Iannucci liked them and if he would use them in his TV shows. They both agree this is highly unlikely. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul Gorton is back. He has found the Deal Or No Deal Episode he was on. Once they get round some technical issues he shares his screen with David and Joe and they settle in to watch the show. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David has some big news so calls an emergency pod record. Joe is blown away by the news. What can it be ? Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David meet one of their all time heroes the comedy genius Armando Iannucci. They talk about what colours suit him and then pick his big ol' comedy brain about some of the shows he has worked on (while trying not to make idiots of themselves.) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom Wheatley is a runner and personal trainer who also reviews running gear. They talk about Park Run and David making a grand entrance. Tom gives David some motivational tips to help get him out running. Then they talk about the Brighton Half Marathon which Joe has just run. When Tom tells Joe his finish time it takes the wind out of Joe's sails somewhat ! https://theruntesters.com/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Meeting your heroes. Joe talks about Roachford again. David tries to watch the zoom video back of him meeting his hero (former drummer of the Cure) Lol Tolhurst but can't bear it as thinks he's behaving like a pratt. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe shows David where he runs everyday but has to bleep out the road names - that's annoying. It gets chaotic when David lets Patreons in to the zoom call to talk about Spiders. None of them have any stories about spiders. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After they chat a bit more about Roachford, music producer Steve Baker plays the tunes, Joe listens along in the make believe listening booth and David provides a running commentary while guessing if any of the three songs will make Joe's play list. Songs this week: Only You by Steve Monite, Wildfire by SBTRKT & Little Dragon, There She Goes my Beautiful World by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds SONGS HERE https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MZdavYaMRmB03YpUPKwxQ?si=2bdaf57eec784811 Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe's wife has organised a double surprise guest for Joe and David. The guest also surprises them by talking about trains. Joe and David have no idea how this all happened and they still don't. But they have a lovely chat about Hornby Trains. Who can it be ? Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Will MacDonald was the producer of massive TV shows TFI Friday and Don't Forget Your Toothbrush back in the day with Chris Evans. No man on the planet has more bizarre celeb stories than this guy. Joe and David lap it all up. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Legendary R&B singer Andrew Roachford pops up on zoom as a surprise guest for Joe. This blows Joe's mind. Joe gets emoosh as Roachford is his all time hero. They discuss in depth the origins of 'Cuddly Toy' which is Joe's favourite song. He tells Roachford about playing it in the registry office at his wedding. Roachford is currently on tour in support of Independent Music Venues (Joe is all over this) http://roachford.co.uk/ He is also performing with Mike and the Mechanics https://mikeandthemechanics.com/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TV Joe is back to review some of the latest TV highlights and award some Krispies. He talks about about how many ABBA shows he has done and how he has very little else going on in his life. Joe and David don't want him to get bored so they set him a challenge. They also talk about East Grinstead. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Founder member of The Cure Lol Tolhurst has come on the pod as a Surprise Guest for David who is a mega fan. This is the 2nd part of the interview as David didn't want him to leave. https://loltolhurst.com/cured/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David's mind is blown when one of his all time heroes Lol Tolhurst appears on zoom from LA. Laurence ' Lol' is a founding member and former drummer and keyboardist of The Cure. While David fangurls Joe is embarrassed. David seems to know more about Lol than Lol does ! Curious Creatures - Lol & Budgie's Podcast https://curiouscreaturespodcast.com Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David chat to talkSPORTS Andy Goldstein about Snooker for all of about 4 minutes. Andy repeats a story from the first time he came on the pod and begrudgingly tells them his top 5 snooker players. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe reels off the names of the people he plays Badminton with and tells David what he had for dinner. David shows Joe his guitar and chews on the back of a picture frame. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David pop into their local Co Ops to try and listen to themselves on the co op radio. Turn the bloody volume up Co Op a lot of work has gone into this Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Somehow Joe & David have managed to secure a spot on Coop Radio. But now they have to record ten professional links for them. That's clearly never going to happen. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This ep is a mash up of Surprise Guest, House Snoopers and Where's Joe Now ! But where is Joe and who is that behind the door ? Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Eastenders star Natalie Cassidy comes on the pod and talks total bollocks with David and Joe. They absolutely love her. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Documentary film-maker Chris Atkins was given a 5 year prison sentence for tax fraud. He tells David & Joe what is was like being incarcarated, spending time in one of the UK's toughest prisons HMP Wandsworth. This scares Joe and David a lot who's own experiences of prison amount to delivering paint to HMP Lewes. Chris talks about his book and Podcast 'A Bit Of A Stretch' the Diaries of a Prisoner. https://www.waterstones.com/book/a-bit-of-a-stretch/chris-atkins/9781838950170 https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-bit-of-a-stretch-the-podcast/id1532249561 Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David begrudgingly record a Promo for their own podcast. A glimpse behind the curtains of the PR machine at Chatabix HQ. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Regular guest, comedian Rosie Francis is back to tell Joe and David about her gigging adventures so far this year. Sounds like she's been smashing it, winning stand-up comps left right and centre. Rosie plays us some 'live' voice notes recorded after the gigs. Check out Rosie's Insta for gig info: https://www.instagram.com/rosiedotfrancis/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Music Producer Steve Baker picks and plays the tunes, Joe listens along in the listening booth and David guesses from Joe's facial expressions if any of the songs will make Joe's play list ! Songs this week: Dark by Biig Piig, NBPQ (Topless) by Sudan Archives and UK GRIM by Sleaford Mods SONGS HERE https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6d0OJhRcOCI2RNktPWjfIA Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In todays Ep, David is in the spinny chair. When he spins round who will the surprise guest be ? Listen to find out. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Simon Newton is an ex-bodyguard turned actor with a shedload of juicy stories. He tells us how he went from dressing up as Rocky the Bear to doing military service in Afganistan and being a celeb Bodyguard. He also tells us about walking round Top Shop at midnight with Michael Jackson. https://simonnewtonlondon.com/ https://www.instagram.com/simon.newton/ Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and David wittering on, mostly drivel. Some BAFTA chat, being good at sport and picking through Joe's Soccer AM Top Bins performance. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul Gorton comes back on the pod to continue the never ending story of when he was a contestant on Deal or No Deal. He has some very exciting news for David and Joe. He has managed to find the Deal or No Deal Ep and tries to share it with them. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe has travelled somewhere to record a new 'Wheres Joe Now' ep for the pod. David tries to guess where Joe is and comes up with some weird and wonderful guesses. Joe gives David a tour on zoom and they try out some language skills. But where is Joe ? Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices