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Two guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
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Who's Zooming Who?

Who's Zooming Who?

This episode is terrible. As we still try to figure out the best technology to bring you new episodes, you'll see this isn't it. Scotty, Andrew and Danielle all join up on a Zoom call to try another listener supplied LIDL cereal, along with a Kashi By Kids and a new variety of Annie's.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:1613/04/2020
Cereal Graveyard!

Cereal Graveyard!

Well…Scotty went and did it. The quality of the last episode with Andrew on the phone was unsatisfactory. So with Scotty the only one in the studio, he gives you an all-dead cereal episode! No trying anything here! To Andrew’s delight, all old commercials for cereals that no longer exist. Cool, huh? If you were a child of the 80s…this one’s for you!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:0410/04/2020
A.P. Phone Home

A.P. Phone Home

Well, here’s the first train wreck episode as we figure out how best to record while in different locations. Andrew “phones it in” (as usual) and we check out some new Cascadian Farm squares, an unimpressive blueberry thing from Nature’s Path, and some listener supplied Nestle cereal from UAE, that implies it wants us to exercise.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:1406/04/2020
Honey Mooners

Honey Mooners

In this final “normal” episode recorded in-studio, Mom will comfort us with her Crispy Cinnamon Rice, and we’ll head back to Poland for some nasty Cini Minis. Then we’ll try some really generic cereals from LIDL…one of them is really good!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:3803/04/2020
Polish Nesquik Overload

Polish Nesquik Overload

Like we said, at this point…all we can try is whatever we have left in the Cereal Sack! So, in this episode we’ll get a really good cereal from Malt-O-Meal, another Quaker Simply Granola (with crispy raisins??) and 2 Polish Nesquik Cereals will jump into the ring, courtesy of our great listeners.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:1630/03/2020
No Name..Not So much

No Name..Not So much

With the exception of that keto crap, this is the first episode without any major brands represented in our 3 boxes of cereal. All listener supplied, we’ll try some no name cookie cereal…a nasty box of Ezekiel…and kosher cereal that reminds Scotty of King Vitaman, which means we’ll hear an old commercial!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:0627/03/2020
Maybe Mom Can Help

Maybe Mom Can Help

While everyone is doing their best to stay away from each other, we continue to eat cereal! Of course, this is pre-recorded, so, we are not actually together.  In this episode, we'll try yet another Great Grains from Post and Mom will save the day with her Safari Cocoa Crunch.  Then a listener submission that we think is called Corn Pleasure. Huh?  Exactly.  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:1023/03/2020
Leapin’ Lemurs!

Leapin’ Lemurs!

Here to be your stupid cereal escape for 22 minutes.  In this episode we will check out yet another Cheerios variety…Banana Nut!  While Scotty is generally not a fan of banana flavor, he takes this one surprisingly well!  Then, we’ll head to Madagascar and try to catch some Leapin’ Lemurs.  Did you know they taste like chocolate peanut butter?? Plus, Passover is on the way, so we’ll visit Magic Max.  Oh…you’ll see!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:5320/03/2020
Japanese Finale

Japanese Finale

We’ve reached the 5th and final cereal from Andrew’s journey to Japan. Our translation expert Lydia Malcolm stops by to help us figure out the name of this cereal. We’ll also have a quick visit from Danielle to try some French Toast cereal from Kashi, and a classic Great Grains from Post.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:0116/03/2020
Berry Funny Scotty!

Berry Funny Scotty!

Andrew is not a fan of berry filled things, and Scotty knows it. So, in this episode, there will be 2 to try! Yay! Then then #4 out of 5 Japanese Cereals that Andrew brought back from his trip, and we really don’t know what the name of it is.  Plus, since this is episode 91, and Andrew was born in 1991, Scotty will try to stump him with lots of music from that year.  What do you think will happen?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:2213/03/2020
TimBits Bonus!

TimBits Bonus!

We’ve been seeing this cereal on social media for a few months, but it is only available in Canada. Our Awesome listener Jana and her husband Tony took a ride up north of the border and sent us a box of Chocolate Glazed and Andrew’s favorite, Birthday Cake! Gandhi happened to be passing through the studio, so you will hear her take as well. Then it gets a bit nuts as she and Andrew rip on Scotty.  Good times.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
14:5811/03/2020
Strawberry Bread

Strawberry Bread

We never realized how many strawberry cereals there were until we started doing this podcast!  Danielle will join us to explore 2 more, both from Post, and the Shredded Wheat courtesy of our listener, Ramiro. Then, it’s back to Japan with another bag of something we can’t read! Is it cereal? Bread? Croutons? Who knows.  But one of us spits it across the room!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:4209/03/2020
Listener Request

Listener Request

When we came back from vacation, we returned to a studio full of boxes of cereal from you…our listeners!  We’ll bang out 3 of them in this episode, including the return of Peeps Cereal from Kellogg’s, just in time for Easter!  Plus, Andrew is allowed to break out one more cereal he brought back from Japan.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:3106/03/2020
Turning Japanese

Turning Japanese

Andrew tries to break out all 5 cereals he brought back from Japan, but Scotty is not having it! Danielle tries to keep the peace, and is happy to try new Magic Fruity Pebbles from Post. Then Scotty’s granola vacation cereal stolen from the cruise ship buffet, plus, just one of Andrew’s smuggled Japanese cereals…Donut Mart.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:2502/03/2020
The Return Of Sir Charms

The Return Of Sir Charms

Andrew isn’t very impressed, but Lucky just rode into town on his rainbow with a limited edition box of Lucky Charms for St. Patrick’s Day! Then, some delightful Frosted Mini Spooners from Malt-O-Meal. You may know that Ezekiel is bread found in the freezer section, but did you know it’s cereal as well?  We’ll try the cinnamon raisin variety while reading some bible quotes.  Why?  You’ll see…Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:2128/02/2020
Kraving Chocolate CHiPs

Kraving Chocolate CHiPs

We love when Danielle stops by because Andrew looks like a deer in the headlights when Scotty tries to stump him with old songs and TV themes.  Once again…success!  We’ll try some more old school Shredded Wheat, a new Strawberry Shortcake Cap’n Crunch and some disappointing Kellogg’s Krave from across the pond.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:1724/02/2020
Extra Large!

Extra Large!

How about some GIANT Crunch Berries?  Why?  Well, why not?  We’ll try those, plus another Quaker Simply Granola, and we’ll head to Poland again for a Nestle Cereal that Andrew hates. Oh…and we’ll hear some interesting things about Scotty’s grandparents.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:4420/02/2020
You Take The Good, You Take The Bad

You Take The Good, You Take The Bad

Life is good…the strawberry one, anyway.  We’ll try that, plus – some bird nest courtesy of Fiber One, and Tootie stops by! (well, in cereal form) Remember Dolly Madison ice cream?  Well guess what…Andrew doesn’t.  Shocker.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:5017/02/2020
No Fun Froot Loops

No Fun Froot Loops

Not sure if it’s a good thing or not, but Greg T briefly joins us to try some of Barbara’s Morning Oat Crunch. It’s always interesting when he shows up. Then we kick him out and get on to trying the delicious Cinnamon Frosted Flakes and a “healthy” Froot Loops wannabe from Freedom Foods.  Oh…and listen carefully for when Andrew thinks that Regis is still hosting “LIVE”.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:2314/02/2020
Cereal SURVIVOR

Cereal SURVIVOR

Well, since Andrew will never be on SURVIVOR, we’ll bring Season 32 (Kaôh Rōng) winner, Michele Fitzgerald, to Cereal Killers! She’ll help us check out a new (highly rated) Malt-O-Meal variety, some Mueslix that she can bring to the island, and a hoppin’ cereal from Poland.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
26:2610/02/2020
Jackie The Lion

Jackie The Lion

Andrew’s sister Jackie joins us as we head to Poland to try some listener provided, candy bar themed cereal! Plus, we’ll try some plain old bran flakes and the new Frosted Honey Bunches Of Oats. Then, Scotty breaks out some Alt Rock to try to stump the older Millennial.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:5007/02/2020
Magically Vomicious…With A Bump!

Magically Vomicious…With A Bump!

We try it…so you don’t have to! Danielle joins us to blow through 4 boxes of listener supplied Magic Spoon Keto-Friendly Cereal. Surprisingly, she *kinda* likes some of it. Her taste buds must have been burned off in a horrible accident. Then Nate pops in to introduce us to his favorite childhood cereal…Peanut Butter Bumpers!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:0203/02/2020
Tigre Toño

Tigre Toño

Post has really been spot on with their Great Grains cereals…and here’s another.  Plus, the classic Quaker Oatmeal Squares and we’ll head south of the border to try some Zucaritas from El Kellogg’s!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
25:4431/01/2020
Just Peachy

Just Peachy

Hilarious…Andrew doesn’t know what a Cling Peach is!  Oh, you don’t either? Scotty will clue you in when we try Peach Cheerios. Plus a new Special K and a giant brick of shredded wheat.  Diamond and Andrew will bother Scotty the whole time. Good times!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:2829/01/2020
Friday On A Monday

Friday On A Monday

This description will only make sense on release date, but oh well.  Scotty was sick and screwed everything up. In any event, in this episode, we’ll check out another Kellogg’s Raisin Bran…this one with a scoop of raisins and a scoop of cranberries.  Then more Kellogg’s loops as they introduce a new cereal that should have been out years ago.  Then a non-descript box of knock-off Cinnamon Toast Crunch found at Lidl.  Plus, you’ll hear Andrew struggle throughout for the name of a 90’s toy that his millennial brain cannot remember.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
25:1027/01/2020
Queen Of Medleys

Queen Of Medleys

We’ll try 2 different medley cereals…one from Quaker and one from General Mills. Then, in marches the Queen. The Quinoa Queen! She needs to be dethroned immediately.  We’ll get a visit from Max The Schnauzer, and will Garrett finally get to try something???Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:2120/01/2020
Ice Cream With Elvis

Ice Cream With Elvis

So excited that Elvis actually requested to do an episode with us! He’s here to try some ice cream themed cereals including Drumstick Mint Chocolate and Neapolitan Puffs Cereal from Trader Joe’s. Plus some underwhelming Special K and we’ll head across the pond for some weird, giant Rice Krispies as Scotty gets to play the Cereal Killers International Jingle!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
14:1217/01/2020
More Loops???

More Loops???

Danielle just can’t stay away.  Who can blame her? She helps Scotty & Andrew evaluate another here today, gone tomorrow, Kellogg’s Cereal.  Then to a cardboard Kashi Cereal and a special bonus box from our listener, Marc.  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:2513/01/2020
Jolly Andrew

Jolly Andrew

Not only is Andrew finally back, but we get a visit from Danielle Monaro! At this point, she’s our part time co-host. Anyway, another candy themed cereal from General Mills makes an appearance, as well as a kinda classic Raisin Bran, some giant Reese’s Puffs, and we’ll head across the pond and hang with Coco The Monkey, as we go international!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
27:1710/01/2020
Absent Andy

Absent Andy

Another example of Andrew not caring about this podcast, he is missing and we needed a new episode.  So, since Scotty cares about you, he reviews 3 cereals with his daughter Ashley.  12 year olds can’t quite argue as well as a millennial, so this episode is fairly short.  We’ll try (and Andrew will miss) the all-new General Mills mash-up of Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, then the classic Banana Nut Crunch and a Trader Joe’s bonus box. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
10:3306/01/2020
Speak Through Your Sweatshirt

Speak Through Your Sweatshirt

Welcome to the first episode of 2020!  Enter our stinky studio as we try a relatively new berry Cheerios variety, as well as another Honey Bunches Of Oats flavor.  Then we travel to Japan through the magic of Matcha Green Tea cereal.  Not sure if that was the best idea.  Bonsai!  Ummm…that means planted in a container.  Possibly where this cereal will end up.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:1603/01/2020
The Spoonys!

The Spoonys!

Welcome to our year-end special! Awards going to the best and worst cereals of the year, plus a very heartwarming Spoony awarded in honor of our friend Wilford Brimley.  In between awards, Andrew gets stumped (shocker) by more 80s TV themes, and we try some Secret Squirrel provided new cereals…Special K Banana and the highly anticipated and slightly disappointing Trix Tolls World Cereal. So squeeze into your tux and hit the red carpet…the star-studded Spoony Awards starts now!!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:2530/12/2019
Coconut Chaos

Coconut Chaos

Trying out the new Cheerios Oat Crunch variety…plus, the classic Grape Nuts Flakes.  Then we get to some coconut.  Andrew thinks he’s sucking down Coppertone, while Scotty is kinda into it.  Plus, fights and make ups, as usual.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:3827/12/2019
Kisses!

Kisses!

So excited that Danielle joins us again in this episode to try the all new Hershey’s Kisses cereal, courtesy of our Secret Squirrel! Then some OG Special K and another Pop Tarts Cereal variety.  Plus, we’ll sprinkle in some 80s TV theme songs to make Andrew cock his head like a confused puppy.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:0323/12/2019
L’eggo My Blueberry!

L’eggo My Blueberry!

Somehow, this one’s a 4-boxer! We’ll try another slew of blueberry cereals…who knew there were so many?? The all-new Eggo Blueberry Waffle Cereal makes an appearance, plus another Kellogg’s blueberry cereal, in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats.  Then we’ll take on a Kashi clusters cereal and the bonus, back from the dead, Blueberry Muffin Toasters from Malt-O-Meal!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
26:1520/12/2019
Tough Tumeric!

Tough Tumeric!

Andrew thought he would contribute a cereal for review…bad idea.  I’m guessing someone likes Tumeric in their cereal…but Scotty and special guest Danielle, do not!  Mom gets another shot with some marshmallows and some OG Special K, from all the way back in 19 Double Nickel! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:2516/12/2019
Alternative Andy

Alternative Andy

Welcome back Eggo Cereal! While excitedly trying the homestyle version along with some old Red, White & Blue Cap’n Crunch and some organic cacao stuff, for whatever reason, Scotty was triggered by old 90’s alternative song titles that Andrew didn’t even realize he was saying.  The clueless fun ensues.  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:4513/12/2019
The Christmas Episode!

The Christmas Episode!

So excited that Danielle joins us for the Christmas episode!  Sadly, most of these cereals are pretty awful.  We’ll take a look at the new Elf On The Shelf Cereal, along with Holiday Rice Krispies and Gingerbread Life.  Does Andy like it?  We’ll see!  Then our savior comes along…French Toast Crunch!  Thanks General Mills! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
25:1609/12/2019
Go Back To Seattle!

Go Back To Seattle!

In this episode, our old pals Carla Marie & Anthony stop by to try some cereals, that apparently will all make Carla have gas and diarrhea. So let’s go!  We’ll dive into some Honey Bunches Of Oats with PeCANS (or PeCONS if you’re silly), then some good for your gut Happy Inside from Kellogg’s, and the newest of the Pop-Tarts Cereal…Cookies & Crème!  Get ready for Scotty to get mad as everyone talks over each other.  Enjoy!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:2906/12/2019
Friggin’ Ryan

Friggin’ Ryan

Well, I guess we have to.  That YouTube kid Ryan…has a cereal. Sure…let’s make him richer. Oh…and it’s just another Kellogg’s “loop”.  Then some real cereal, a fruity one with Fred & Barney that I can’t believe we haven’t rated yet.  Also, another Toast Crunch family member…Apple Cinnamon. Is Andrew allergic? Listen and find out!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:5402/12/2019
More Oreos!

More Oreos!

Post coming through again with even more Stuf in Oreo O’s Mega Stuf!  Then some brown sugar Quaker stuff, but the plus side is, we get to hear from old, angry Wilford Brimley!  Then, is it possible Scotty invented Fluffer Nutter cereal?? Cereal companies take note!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
17:4929/11/2019
A Holiday Visit From The Cap’n

A Holiday Visit From The Cap’n

Andrew & Scotty try another one of the endless Special K varieties…but there’s chocolate, so it’s awesome! Then another listener request for some Coooooooookie Crisp (in a bag), and the wacky Cap’n is back with his Christmas Crunch.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:0425/11/2019
V Is For Vegan…And Vomit

V Is For Vegan…And Vomit

In this episode, Andrew drags his vegan friend Casey in for a visit, much to Scott’s dismay.  We try 2 bean based cereals, and one from Annie’s that wasn’t half bad.  Good luck trying to get Scotty to drink vegan milk!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:4322/11/2019
Twinkies Cereal!!!

Twinkies Cereal!!!

It’s a major prize inside bonus episode!!! Thanks to our friends at Post, we were able to get a preview box of new Hostess Twinkies Cereal before it is available in stores!  Scotty is super excited, and millennial Andrew is just, meh. He sucks.  Might as well also take a trip to the Cereal Graveyard with Dunkin’ Donuts Cereal.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
13:3020/11/2019
The Crossover

The Crossover

Much like when Arnold showed up on an episode of The Facts Of Life (we can hear Andrew saying, “Who on the what?”) this epic crossover welcomes the Life In Spanglish girls into the cereal bowl to try Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats, an awesome new limited edition Toast Crunch variety for the holidays, and we’ll go south of the border to hang with Melvin. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
27:1418/11/2019
Poop Like A Champion!

Poop Like A Champion!

Yes…that is actually a cereal, and one of our listeners is making us eat it.  We’ll try another one of the original Chex varieties and the holidays are coming…and so are the holiday cereals!  We’ll check out a new cinnamon vanilla cereal courtesy of Sir Charms!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:1415/11/2019
Tropical Bonus

Tropical Bonus

This mid-week bonus episode features the new Toasted Coconut Cheerios cereal from General Mills…and can’t do just one, so we’ll throw in some Fruity Cheerios as well.  Plus, a trip to the Cereal Graveyard to hang with the late King Ayumayuma.  Who?  Exactly. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
15:0513/11/2019
May The Force Be With You

May The Force Be With You

Can you believe that Scotty has never seen ANY Star Wars movie??? But he has tried the cereal…in this episode! Plus Andrew declares Crispix the poor man’s Chex, and we’ll hang with the Paw Patrol Pups with another variety of Kix from General Mills.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:1011/11/2019
Double Nickel

Double Nickel

According to Andrew, you don’t know what Double Nickel means.  He likes to insult your intelligence.  In any event, Diamond graces us with her presence and actually tries some Chex!  There’s not much she can eat, so this is a huge accomplishment.  She then leaves so we can try a new Krave from Kellogg’s and an obscure corn cereal from Quaker.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:0708/11/2019
I Hate You Rosemary

I Hate You Rosemary

In this episode, we’ll check out a Fiber One cereal with fruit that Andrew is “allergic” to.  Next, we’ll hang with the Quaker and some more cinnamon.  Then…there’s rosemary. Why would you put rosemary in cereal? Well, actually, granola.  We’ll investigate a Bear Naked variety. Oh, and Andrew is on his phone throughout the whole episode.  Millennial. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:4204/11/2019