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Cereal Killers
Two guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Bowl Chat - Scotty B is Bonkers!
In this episode, we walk down memory lane and talk all things old candy. From Nerds Rope to Bubbalicious (is gum a candy?), to Scotty's favorite - BONKERS - join us on this sweet adventure.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
27:1221/07/2021
Team Andy
One of Andrew’s favorite childhood cereals is back! Well, kind of. We’ll try the new incarnation of Team Cheerios! Then, to celebrate Cheerios’ 80th anniversary, it’s a rip-off from LIDL! Then, onto some listener supplied Buckwheat Flakes.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:4119/07/2021
Bowl Chat - Sassy Scotty B & Sarcastic Andrew
Real talk, Scotty B and Andrew are trying to figure out what their "archetype" is. Are Andrew and Scotty B really that sarcastic? We break it down. Additionally, Scotty breaks down why he can't throw out old jackets in his attic.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
26:3114/07/2021
Worst Ever???
In this episode, we’ll check out the new Marshmallow Clusters Lucky Charms. We heard it was the replacement for Rice Krispies Treats Cereal…is it?? Then on to a soft cereal that we will both vomit from, and a dry, sawdust-like supermarket sample. What a fantastic day!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:4312/07/2021
Bowl Chat - Are We Making a TikTok?
Should Scotty B and Andrew make a TikTok to cash in on the ASMR trend? Andrew sure thinks so. Also, we take a look at the dark side of those weird viral food videos - are they for people with a fetish?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
28:1307/07/2021
Take 2
What a shame that Scotty screwed up the original episode…that one was WAY better! In any event, today we will try the companion cereal to the new Ghostbusters movie out later this year, as well as a listener supplied PB&J cereal (Andrew has a problem with this) and yet another knock-off.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:4005/07/2021
Bowl Chat - Pop in a Sack at the Kum & Go
So uh, yeah, this episode is interesting to say the least. What does the title imply? Listen to find out!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
25:0330/06/2021
Peanut Butter Panda
In this episode we will check out the highly anticipated Special K Chocolatey Dipped Flakes! Ehhh…kind of a letdown. Then on to Peanut Butter Panda Puffs (say that 5 times fast) and a pouch of so-so granola from Sola.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:0028/06/2021
Bowl Chat - Currency, Horses and Listener Questions
Scotty talks about his time going to camp and his love of horses. Yep, Scotty like horses - who knew! Andrew also has questions about currency.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:0823/06/2021
Make Three Wishes
We will give you 3 new cereals today! First off, from big boy General Mills, an all-new Chex! Apple Cinnamon! Then a family owned cereal company, Three Wishes, sent us some grain-free, low sugar cereal. Did Scotty spit it on the window? We’ll see!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
16:5821/06/2021
Bowl Chat - Scotty B... Future Hoarders star?
In this episode of BOWL CHAT we discuss Scotty B's love of... things? Why does he keep as much memorabilia as he does and do you think he is too far out of line? Also, Andy and Scotty plan to go out to eat lunch at an Automat.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
28:1416/06/2021
A Five Bowler!
Been awhile since we had a 5-bowler that we agreed on! Dulce De Leche Toast Crunch is it!!! You’ll hear us fawn over that, as well as a sadly underwhelming Snickerdoodle Cereal from Wegman’s and a pretty decent surprise from Bakery On Main!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
17:2014/06/2021
Eating Cereal With Pride
In this episode, we will check out the new Kellogg’s & Glaad collaboration, Together With Pride cereal. Then, on to a cereal we probably shouldn’t eat and a lackluster granola from Cascadian Farm.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:2407/06/2021
Bowl Chat - Grocery Shopping Rules
Do you scan then bag? Have a specific order of how you bag things at the grocery store? Well, surprise surprise SCOTTY B does!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
24:4702/06/2021
Cinnamon Hot Buns
There is nothing cinnamon-y about this episode…but listen! We have candles! In this episode, we’ll try new Churr-O’s cereal from Malt O Meal. They usually come through for us…we’ll see! Then onto another nasty Catalina Crunch and a delicious store brand PB&J!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:0431/05/2021
Bowl Chat - My Big Fat Greek 23andMe Test Results
Dear Evan Hansen – love it or hate it? Andrew is of the latter opinion and tells you why he hated the play with an intense passion. Plus, Andrew found out he is Greek because of 23andMe. Who knew?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:3927/05/2021
Frosty & Flakey
Big day for us as we unveil our new candle line from Wax Cabin Candle Company! Of course...we’ll eat cereal! A new delicious Cheerios Oat Crunch, Galactic Lucky Charms...and a cereal from — IKEA??Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:3724/05/2021
Bowl Chat - Squishmallows & Mustard
The hottest toy craze is... Squishmallows? Find out why Scotty is frantically checking his phone to get this toy for his daughter. We also chat about old gaming systems, and somehow get to McDonalds burgers - mustard or no mustard?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
25:5119/05/2021
Don’t Trust This Cereal
Our wonderful listeners send us some wonderful cereals! They also sometimes send us sh*t!! This is one of those times. We’ll try 2 flavors of Trust Cereal made with egg whites, then a promotional “cereal” from Carvel.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:4417/05/2021
Bowl Chat - Pineapple Fireworks
Scotty was a bad kid, a very VERY bad kid. Here about what he used to do growing up and then hear Andrew gripe about not being able to roll his R's in Spanish class.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
27:1905/05/2021
Yabba Dabba Delicious!
Happy Birthday Pebbles! We’ll check out a preview box of Birthday Cake Pebbles, and while Andrew hates the name…he loves the cereal! Plus, we’ll get into another LIDL knock-off and a bagged granola from Bakery On Main.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:2103/05/2021
Out Of This World!
In this episode, we’ll try the latest Little Debbie Kellogg’s concoction…Cosmic Brownies! Then on to a so-so knock-off and some more bean junk from Love Grown.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:5826/04/2021
Bowl Chat - Scotty's Weird Donut Eating
Yep, pretty much as the episode suggests, Scotty eats donuts weird and claims he has a reason why. Also hear all about Andrew's phobia of puke and how Scotty scammed everyone in 4th grade!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
13:1121/04/2021
2 Yucks & A Yum
Just from the title, you can see that we hated 2 of the 3. Can you guess which ones? Keto, beans??? Yeah. That. Kashi Go has a new line of crap as they jump on the Keto bandwagon, and they are awful. Then, a store brand peanut butter cereal will turn the episode around.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
14:1419/04/2021
More Great Berry!
Andrew still doesn’t realize its “Grain Berry”, but it’s ok…we like it that way! We will try said Grain Berry – this time frosted shredded wheat! Plus, another way too expensive Lara Bar cereal and a Lidl knock-offl that has a long necked mascot.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:4512/04/2021
Bowl Chat - Beep Beep and Vroom Vroom
What songs play at the dentist office? We discuss our first album purchases and if they have made it to a LiteFm playlist. Also, is Scott a motorcycle person?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:5407/04/2021
Bernie’s Birthday
No…not that Bernie. Bernie the Bunny! We’ll try his Birthday Cake Cereal, that Andrew will get angry at. Plus, we’ll take a look at the latest variety of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran and some surprisingly delicious fruit & yogurt flakes from Kroger!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:4505/04/2021
Fruity Puffer
Ahhhh...Passover. The parade of mostly awful cereals. The grand marshal of this parade is Fruity Puffers, and we're gonna try them! That, along with a yummy new cereal from General Mills and a terrible granola trying to be a cookie. Plus, we'll dance on another grave in the Cereal Graveyard!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:0929/03/2021
Bowl Chat - The Beginning?
Yes, it’s finally here! The first episode of Bowl Chat. Listen to a more subdued Andrew and Scotty B talk about everything from Andrew’s fear of birds to Scotty’s recent home renovation.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
16:3224/03/2021
Fed Up Andy
Will the partnership last past this episode? Only time will tell. But, until that time, we’ll try a new Cinnamon Kashi By Kids, some Strawberry Frosted Shredded Wheat from Kroger, and introducing…Elizabeth. Let’s just say, the word dumper is used.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:2122/03/2021
Highly Rated!
Well, this hasn’t happened in awhile...we loved them all! First, the long awaited Chocolate Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros, then a berrylicious new favorite from Jordans, and a really awesome granola from our friends at Love Crunch!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:1015/03/2021
Cereali Non Buoni
We don’t speak Italian either, but you’ll see why this title was necessary. So...in addition to that, we’ll try the new Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Krave, and a jankity Frosted Flakes rip off featuring an angry yeti.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
17:0808/03/2021
S’mor Brother-Like Bickering
We argue like brothers, and for some reason, you like it. So today, we’ll try the resurrected Smorz cereal from Kellogg’s, some old lady All-Bran and a limited edition Lucky Charms just in time for St. Patrick’s Day!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
20:2501/03/2021
Under My Skin
This episode named by Andrew…can’t imagine why. We’ll try the newest incarnation of Pokemon Cereal from General Mills, then some listener supplied Whole Grain Honey Bunches Of Oats, and one from the home of Secret Squirrel Joel. Hi Scrunchy!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
23:3022/02/2021
Zing!
We love each other so much…and it shows! In this episode, we’ll blow through 3 ok cereals, including the brand new Cinnamon Roll Frosted Mini Wheats from Kellogg’s. Plus, a disappointment from Malt-O-Meal and some Organic Frosty Flakes from Target.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
16:3815/02/2021
Chocolate Porn
While the title may sound exciting, it’s simply because of the font on the mediocre box of chocolate cereal from Lidl. We’ll also check out the brand new Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios, and some espresso granola from our friends at Love Crunch.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:5908/02/2021
Kind of a Letdown
With so many new cereals out now, this episode should have been better, but it is just ok. We tried the new Premier Protein Cereal from Post…ehhh. Then on to some listener supplied Coconut Flakes from Wegman’s, and another underwhelming Greenwise Cereal.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
17:1001/02/2021
Holy Onions!
This could be a record…2 cereals that make us gag! Yay! First a mediocre new cereal From Kellogg’s in partnership with Crayola -- Jazzberry…we’ll leave that there. Then, on to another awful cereal from Andrew’s Aunt Barbara. After that…we’ll take a trip to Korea for perhaps the worst cereal of all time!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:5825/01/2021
All New…All The Time!
This was supposed to be a wonderful episode crammed with all-new cereal, and it is…minus the wonderful part. Andrew’s mic was not engaged until about halfway through, so enjoy this mess of audio boosting until about 10 minutes in. However, we get to try NEW Chocolate Honey-Comb, NEW Special K Blueberry, and NEW Sesame Street C Is For Cinnamon cereals!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:1518/01/2021
So, What’s New? Nothing.
Because of logistics, Andrew could not come into the studio and had to use the cereal sitting around his house. So, in this episode, we’ll try the elusive Frosted Mini Wheats Maple Brown Sugar, then 2 others that must be so awful, we can’t even remember what they were for this description. Something with twigs.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:5711/01/2021
Finally...2021!
Welcome to a new year, but the same old Andrew. Kidding. In this episode, we'll try an interesting new Nature's Path cereal...Purple Açai! Then an underwhelming granola from Brad, and an old favorite...Scooters! This time, Honey Nut.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:4204/01/2021
Chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal?!?
Yes! Chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal!!! It is pretty friggin' good! So many great new cereals this year, and this is the last one. After that, we'll try an interesting concoction from Nature's Path...then a bland throw away from Cascadian Farm.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
18:1028/12/2020
Surprisingly Awful!
For some reason, Scotty thought the peanut butter chocolate chip flavor of the new Larabar Cereal would be delicious! Not so much. Then onto another failure from Greenwise and a pretty solid fruity Malt-O-Meal knock-off.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
17:1521/12/2020
Andy Is Back! (On Zoom)
In this mess of an episode, both Andrew and Danielle will join Scotty via Zoom for some craptastic audio! Danielle only has the new Elf On The Shelf Candy Cane Cookie Cereal, so, we’ll go there first. Then we’ll move on to some knock-off Aldi & Lidl cereals. One great, one…not so much.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:2614/12/2020
Andy Misses Creme Pies
Sadly, Andrew was unable to be a part of this episode, so our friends Nate and Skeery hop on board to help out! Come along as we try the brand new Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal from Kellogg’s! Then we’ll move on to a few HBOO knock-offs…one from Mom’s Best, and another from Lidl.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:5207/12/2020
The Wonderworks Experience
It’s named that because Andy said so. Scotty’s title would have been better. In this episode, we’ll try the yet to be released, brand new Keto cereal from General Mills called Wonderworks. We tried the Chocolate and Peanut Butter. If you like awful cereal or can’t eat good cereal, you’ll like this.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:5730/11/2020
A Visit From Elmo
Danielle joins us this time around to check out the brand new Sesame Street Cereal from General Mills! Then, we’ll move on to some generic Froot Loops from WalMart and another great Love Crunch granola variety!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
22:4223/11/2020
Crunchy Kids
Another brand new, before you can buy it cereal review! In a first for Cheerios, there is actually something other than Os in the box…strawberries! Even Andrew likes them! Then onto another berry granola from Clif, and a Crunchberry knock-off from Millville. We were so busy feeding stale cereal to Andrew, we forgot to rate it…4 Bowls for Andrew, and 3 for Scotty.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
19:2216/11/2020
DunkAroos!!!
Secret Squirrel Joel hooks us up with new DunkAroos Cereal from General Mills before it hits stores! Finally…we are a cereal podcast that can bring you a new cereal before anyone else! It’s pretty friggin’ good, by the way! Danielle is along for the ride as we also try a great Malt-O-Meal knock-off and some incredibly awful coffee granola.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:5409/11/2020
Pair Of Pillows
An episode of all-listener supplied cereals from Whole Foods. Scotty is not thrilled at the beginning, but slowly comes around. The pillow cereals turn out to be pretty ok…the last one, however, not so much.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
21:2802/11/2020