The episode you have all been waiting for... and we have been dreading. 

The girls kick off this week's episode discussing their photo shoot from HELL and what to do when you are dealing with a greedy little bitch boy who asks “Can I get more?” after you send a nude. Knock. It. Off. Also this week, the girls do something a little different as they discuss some pop-culture in way that is most likely going to get them sued! Yay! Last but not least, it's now Alex's turn to spill the deets on her dating life. Let's go

WE ARE BACK. Get ready for a very different episode this week. The girls have decided to do Call Her Daddy a little different this year starting with a HUGE announcement from Sofia and a deeply personal account from Alex. The Fathers have feelings!? Don't worry, they are still just as unwell. This week's episode addresses the topic of 'first impressions' with your significant other's friends and family and how to handle it. The girls roast the women who try too hard to be “one of the guys”, and last but not least, some hot girl-on-girl talk. Cheers to 2020! 

2020 is the year for the Daddy Gang.... 

Happy Holidays Daddy Gang :) WE LOVE YOU

This week's episode kicks off with a mental breakdown from Alex who went snooping at a guys house and saw something she shouldn't have. Risky business! Also, the girls discuss why they (and women everywhere) can't cum during sex and a revolutionary way to take an a** pic. Ladies, this will be the only nude you will want to take from now on, GUARANTEED. Plus, the girls debate if it's ever okay to send a dirty video.…that includes you having sex with someone else. Hot? Or not? 

“How has your dating life been affected since starting this podcast???” It's a question the fathers receive regularly…and they are answering it candidly in this week's episode. They also tackle some tough questions like “What is the best form of birth control?” and “How kinky is too kinky?” Tune in, as the fathers have some MAJOR differing opinions this week!!! Lastly, with the Holidays approaching, Alex and Sofia are telling us exactly what to get our fuck buddies for Christmas. Listen up!

We all know Sofia has gotten into some trouble in her past….well now she is finally ready to tell the full story of her time behind bars! Get ready for some bend over and cough fun because this is a genuinely crazy story (our court system is f*cked!) Also in this weeks episode, the girls have had a complete change of heart and think you should NOT delete pictures of your ex but only under ONE condition: men, if you want to up your dick game, trust us on this one. And last but not least, Sofia gives a personal account of what a man did recently that rocked her world…and it includes a tongue and a vibrator! EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS IN BED. Tune in!

Alex and Sofia get real as they dive into the family drama they have endured since starting this podcast…extended family is the worst! (LOL). Happy Thanksgiving! This week the girls are discussing a brilliant way to make friends (especially in a new city), the biggest dating app no-no that even the smartest men are committing (watch out for this one ladies), and lastly, THE BALL! As in mens' balls. And before you roll your eyes and say ‘this is amateur hour', think again! For some men, how you handle his balls could determine how he forever remembers you. CAUTION: This episode includes the most grotesque story submission ever. Not for children!  

Yes. It is true. Call Her Daddy has been nominated for an award alongside OPRAH WINFREY. For what you may ask? It's not what you would expect! Make sure to tune in, Alex and Sofia are giving us all the details. Also this week, the girls go on a rant resemblant of an exorcism as they express their disdain for all things pertaining to the gym…specifically girls that get dolled up to work out- STOP WEARING YOUR HAIR DOWN. They also discuss the sensitive subject that is fucking your friends ex…should they always be completely off limits? Lastly, Alex is giving us story-time as she recalls a hookup she had recently where the guy did something…weird AF. Lots to cover! 

The girls partied hard this past week and are getting into all the wild details including strip clubs, head injuries, and an NHL team! Wahoo! Also, Alex and Sofia have breaking news regarding TWO major iPhone updates/hacks. If you have ever thought of sending a nude or having FaceTime sex, you better listen up! Lastly, the girls talk about revenge porn AND do a rate and review of a fellow daddygang member's nude... in real time.

Alex has a black eye and is telling us exactly what happened PLUS, she has a confession…she ended up in bed with an ex! Get the full story- it's as crazy as it sounds. Also this week, the girls discuss drunken fuckups and exactly how to recover. Whether you got sloppy in front of a girl you've been trying to bang or texted your crush something super embarrassing, we've got you. If you want any shot at redeeming yourself, there is a method to follow that works and may just surprise you. The girls are also discussing an injection that is not just making sex better for women…but making them squirt. Sofias' mom's friend had the procedure done and is telling us all about it. Lastly, and most importantly, did you know you can teach yourself to squirt? Alex and Sofia are talking about just how to squirt on demand. 

The girls get serious as they tell a chilling story that took place in Elizabeth, New Jersey. One they will never forget involving an abandoned house, law enforcement, and oh yeah, they've got it all on film (check out the CHD Instagram). Also this week, Alex and Sofia discuss a sex tip so scary they've only seen it done in porn... until now. Introducing ‘Scream' and ‘The Joker'- they tried it out for the daddies and are giving you all the details. Also men, you should be having the poop talk with your girl. We are telling you how. 

Covering everything from ‘how to fuck your professor' to ‘moving on from a fuckbuddy', the girls are giving us a good mix of crazy and healthy in this week's episode! They are also getting a little personal this week, as they share their worst date experiences and throw some shade at a shared nemesis of theirs (cough cough you know who you are!). Last but not least, the fathers are providing a solution to your Instagram stalking dilemma. They may have taken away the following page, but the crazy will always prevail! 

In this week's episode, the girls share their personal experiences with bondage…including special guest the HDMI cord! Sofia also shares another embarrassing story from her past…believe it or not it is arguably the most embarrassing thus far. Lastly, Alex and Sofia call out all the girls who are posting pictures HOLDING their ass in place. Enough is enough! Also, a sex/blowjob tip that has to do with only a guys LEFT side…his Achilles Heel. 

Sofia tells us about a traumatizing experience she had while her mom was in town this past week…just say no to drugs kids! Also in the episode, the girls discuss uncircumcised dicks. They can be complicated so listen up. Even if you have never encountered one, you should know how to Gluck it like a daddy. They also talk about fitness girls on instagram, ass injections, and last but not least, eating the puss* from behind. 

The girls discuss past sexual partners, how many is too many, and everything you've ever wondered about body count- including the EXACT number girls should tell their man. Also, they dive into the taboo topic of bad personal hygiene for women… men have been complaining about the taste/smell of their girl's clam (worst nightmare), but don't worry we have a solution! Last but not least, bringing you the social vulture. Everyone has encountered this wretched species. Tune in to find out more!

In this week's episode, Alex and Sofia are giving health and wellness a good ol' fashioned try. You heard that right! The girls discuss the importance of “having your own life” in a relationship and where so many women go wrong- especially WAGS, (wives and girlfriends of professional athletes). They also discuss the most cringe-y thing a guy can post on his dating profile (no thanks), clout chasing, and most importantly WALKS OF SHAME. Otherwise known as a stride of pride for a true daddy. Enjoy! 

This is an episode your therapist would HIGHLY recommend you do not listen to...... The girls discuss the amount of time you wait in between sex with different people…as in, how many is too many in a day? In a week? In an HOUR? And should you feel bad or embrace your inner freak? Everything answered on this week's episode. They also address the multiple personality wheel…aka the swift personality change that occurs when arguing with your partner and how to use it to your advantage. And lastly, the girls go r-o-g-u-e this week as they dissect Bang Energy, KO Watches, and Baby accounts…(baby Alessi update: we've been BLOCKED)

Welcome to College 101 Daddies! Bringing you the ultimate guide for back to school- the College Playbook. Get ready to finesse the fuck out of your college campus and pay close attention, because navigating school is a little different when you are a 5 vs. 10 (apologies in advance)! They also talk about what to do when you're BLOCKED, getting Shadow banned on Instagram, and a sex move that is so simple yet so effective…the Hamburger. It's like a workout for your esophagus. Get that exercise in! Also, if you are ever suffering from cotton mouth- have no fear the daddies are here!!!

Men are out here sucking their own dicks, sticking them in tissue boxes, and comparing them to remote controls…and we are here to address it! Also, we discuss the ultimate strategy to win your Ex back, a hack to take the perfect selfie, and male dick pics. And last but not least, we talk about what to do AFTER he cums and how you SHOULD keep sucking... 

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Girls get more insecure after they get into a relationship. FACTS. This week, the fathers discuss why this is the case and how it leads to women doing bat shit crazy things... including Alex's most brilliant/insane behavior yet. They also get into a new sex position called “Time Out” for all you naughty hoes and how to get verified on Instagram REAL quick. P.S- Alex and Sofia reveal their personal experiences with some serious stalkers

The girls are covering everything from, “Is it okay to stay friends with your ex?” to the 'bonus nude'- a nude that is saving relationships one send at a time...milfhunter didn't even know about it!!! They also discuss dealing with your significant others parents (cue pervy dads), men posting shirtless pics/food on the gram, and the most insane way this girl caught her man cheating. Lastly, there is a consent app celebrities are using and the girls are giving you all the details. A full episode dedicated to the daddy gang. Enjoy!! 

The girls talk about their traumatic last week living in the Lower East Side of NYC (Sofia witnessed a stabbing). They also discuss dressing up in lingerie for your man…with some personal FAILS, everything about open relationships, and some super dirty school girl role-play. Including detailed, nasty, line-for-line things to say to pull it off. P.S. Enough with the b-day reposts, no one cares!!!

This week, the girls address two things men do that are total turn offs- baby talk and getting too drunk. Also, the girls tell a recent personal story of their own drunk escapades in NYC, Alex's husband, throw-up, and a Restoration Hardware couch. They also have a confession…they too have taken pictures of men while they are not looking/sleeping…and explain the reasons why. Lastly, they discuss all things period sex (including oral) with some embarrassing personal stories! Yay! P.S. Baby Alessi is back. Instagram influencer parents must be stopped.      

In this weeks episode, Alex and Sofia recap their staycation experience at an old NY hotel and it is TERRIFYING. They also discuss nonconsensual sex tapes, when to know and accept you're just a fuck, and groupies taking pics of the men they just had sex with….while they are asleep. Last but not least, introducing the PSTR-Post Sex Tape Regret. It's a wild ride :) Also, they surprise the daddy gang with an added iPhone recording. 

Lots to cover on this weeks episode! Sofia and Alex talk about the types of girls men choose to fuck vs. date, and they are getting extremely specific/personal- talking about their exs. They are also discussing the REAL reason females cockblock their girlfriends, instagram bios that are preventing you from getting laid, and two new moves that will make your behind look like you got ass injections! Also, Alex reads a text from her mom that puts everyone's stalking skills to shame.  

Alex and Sofia are talking about running into your ex (accidental or on purpose), how to handle it, and reminisce on their times of being total losers and letting a guy get the best of them. They also discuss escaping the friendzone for girls and an update for men who continue to marinate there. And lastly, TWO new blow job updates- The Gluck Gluck Turbo Edition. P.S- We gotta stop with birthday months...

This week, the Fathers are discussing the highly anticipated porn debate-should your man be allowed to watch it? Uhhhhhh, duh. Strip clubs, massage parlors, boys nights, you name it, the girls are talking about it and get ready for a reality check. Also, presenting two new sex moves that will have men celebrating WAY more than just their independence this 4th of July. Introducing, the Superman and Glory Tit Shot (tits want facials too)! Last but not least, there is something extremely sexy you can be doing on both twitter AND tumbler to spice shit up. Tune in, daddies.

Sofia and Alex PROMISE that after this episode, you will eat the clam and make her O in a way that has not been done before. The. Seven. Wonders. Of. The. Pussy. Eating. World. As an extension of the 'Cooch Gobbler,' there is something for even the most advanced sex gurus to learn. Also, the girls finally discuss hooking up with co-workers, including some personal experiences. And lastly, we are telling you where you can get some cheap Plan B and it is NOT planned parenthood! Let's get after it, daddies! 

The girls discuss their encounter with a #daddygang member at a drug store in NY and let's just say shit got wild! They also introduce some new sex pointers, including a move that Alex said made a man cum in under one minute- cue the ‘Pendulum Pussy'. And lastly, they get into REJECTION. It's happened to all of us, and this is how to deal, like a daddy. P.S. It is with heavy hearts, we include a surefire way to know if your girl is faking it. Protect yourself!

The girls finally get into all things SQUIRTING. What is it, how to do it, how to fake it, are men into it? Give HIM a facial! Squirt or be squirted on. They also discuss some criminal activity they witnessed at the bar by multiple men, a serious Gluck Gluck update, and some new social media drama involving fake influencers. Lastly, listen up daddies, this is how you deal with being ghosted, once and for all. CHD style ;)

The girls are discussing shower sex, panic boners, and Slut Camp. Yes, you heard that right. Welcome to Slut Camp, where you will learn how to conceal the slut and trick your man into thinking you are wifey material. Everyone deserves a slut phase with no repercussions! They also talk poop fetishes and where they originated (army bases?), embarrassing things bitches are doing on instagram, and last but not least, Alex tells a tragic tale involving her a** hole, a penis, and a cheating scandal. 

In this weeks episode, the girls tell a story of an unexpected visitor who showed up to their apartment…and shit got sexual. They also address what signs to look out for if you think your partner is being shady. Cheat or be cheated on! Lastly, they discuss hot, steamy bathroom sex, a serious tip to spice things up with your guy/girl in public group settings, and some hacks that could RUIN LIVES (Do Not Disturb, Reverse Phone Lookup, Uber locator). 

Alex and Sofia are talking datings apps and sliding into the DMs, specifically for girls who are not shooting their shot and absolutely need to be. They are also talking sex ‘sins,' where they cover the basics like foreplay, screaming and scratching but also include some you haven't thought of and are probably committing. You don't deserve to f*** if you are doing these!! Finally, the girls lose their shit while trying to explain the newest most underrated sex position. Not for the easily offended. P.S. girls need to stop crying about getting hit on. Knock. it. off. 

Alex and Sofia are getting into how to make your girl and/or guy jealous, especially out at the bar/in social settings. It's unhealthy but it works! They also discuss a little black (manipulative) book a guy left behind that got his d*** sucked, their embarrassing makeup moments- when a guy walks in on the foundation/eyebrow/contour phase, and a PSA from milf hunter on how he likes girls to ride it on top. Lastly, they finally begin to touch on Professional Athletes with a personal testimonial from Alex, a side bitch, and a cum rag. Enjoy. 

The girls discuss some scary things they witnessed at the bar this past weekend and are once again helping men get laid (we are giving you a makeover). They are also talking about how to use whiskey dick to fuck with a fuckboy and a jack-in-the-box nude to make a man cry. Lastly, they get into the scariest snooping hack to date which reveals ALL of your partner's password. And address girls, poop, and the lengths we will go to hide it. P.S. Doggy is out, the Pony Express is in. 

Is it okay for people in relationships to like the opposite sex's pics on instagram? The girls are addressing the topic and introduce a psychotic way to see ALL of your partner's instagram activity. They also discuss an amazing way to dominate dating apps (that has worked for both of the girls), a serious criminal past involving the Fathers, and lastly a sex position that made a guy cry that involves girl-on-top and NO eye contact. PSA: Be careful of this new hack exposing all Facetune users. Its not what you think.

Do you know the 3 ways a guy orgasms? Introducing the Confetti Cumshot, the Warning Shot, and the Follow the Leader Cumshot. Also in the episode- Picking up a girl at the gym is NEVER okay, but if you must, we are telling you how to do it successfully ft. the water fountain aka watering hole. The girls have had it with the modern day catfishing on instagram, it's now gone too far and they are calling celebs out on their bullshit. If you have your tagged photos feature turned off, you're an IMPOSTER. Last but not least, the girls are screwing over airlines again-getting you guys drunk for free and introduce a new mind game to play in the bedroom.. that truly makes girls O harder than they ever have before. 

The girls are discussing some hard truths- men only care about the face, people who only mention eye color are ugly, and their sexual history together. They also talk public sex…high school forced the girls to hook up in some WEIRD places, (church, tractor, Dick Sporting Goods Tent, etc.) Lastly, they analyze a phenomenon that will have girls cringing and men clapping- WHY WOMEN ASK MEN SHIT THEY KNOW WILL HURT THEIR FEELINGS (relayed by the worst offenders). And oh yeah, how to make condoms hot. 

FINALLY, the girls get into sex toys- their favorites, how to use them, and when to introduce them in the bedroom. They also discuss the tricky art of how to not catch feelings…that works every time. They also discuss a new shady trend amongst sugar daddies (beware), couples that have joint instagram accounts, and a new blow job technique that involves TEETH. Bonus: how to catch your girl cheating...and it involves her toilet seat cleanliness

The girls are discussing the harsh reasons your boyfriend or girlfriend have stopped fucking you… always keeping it real on Call Her Daddy! They also explain how to take the perfect nude with detailed descriptions of their personal favorites, how dick pics can be sexy if done correctly, and talk about a new fetish that is as popular as it is disturbing, welcoming Party and Play porn. Lastly, they tell one of their most embarrassing stories together that took place on an airplane.

Alex and Sofia listened to another podcast..and want to apologize to their listeners in this week's episode. They also discuss a sex move they recently encountered that EVERY man should be doing to women- introducing the Mona Lisa. They also address plan B and faking pregnancies. Lastly, they discuss a huge trend in social media that needs to STOP and reveal an old internet hack that is pure gold (Hi Google). 

Attn: This episode is crazier than usual. Alex and Sofia recap Cabo, where they had Kylie Jenner's smoking hot body guard in tow…the one rumored to be Stormi's dad. They get into fingering the crazy out of a crazy girl and awkward sex (farts, pets, and death threats). They also talk missionary sex- which most of you are doing wrong, the New York slasher, and first date DONT'S for men. Lastly, Sofia gives us a personal story of a vengeful STD rumor. Yay! 

Alex and Sofia reminisce on the days when they worked corporate jobs and somehow didn't get fired for their inappropriate behavior. They also break down a new strategy for men on how-to successfully transition from liking a girl's pics on IG to sliding into her (DMs). Lastly, they get into the horrors of drunk sex, Instagram famous frauds, and an amazing iPhone technology hack that will elevate and spice up your sexting game.

The girls discuss their crazy weekend, as Alex traveled to see a man and Sofia headed back to her hometown. They also give men brilliant pointers regarding their Instagram picture game (including some huge instagram DONT'S) and introduce the rotisserie chicken move that all freaks needs to be using in the bedroom. Finally, Sofia tells a horror story of a past relationship as well as her complicated relationship with Kid Cudi.

In typical Call Her Daddy style, the girls unveil how to cheat or catch a cheater in 2019. They also get into high sex, provide a sure fire way to pick up girls at a bar, and expose a celebrity cheater- straight from the source herself.