cheap steak

Do you park at the first parking spot you see or do you circle around endlessly for 60 minutes for an allegedly better spot 20 feet closer?

Also, we found 3 live bugs in our produce from the farmers market

Do you drink with a straw or nah?

We got 1 beer and 2 hours of ballet for $60

Also, my mom is going to teach my wife how to cook Vietnamese food

Plus, we unwittingly tipped $36 on a $44 bill

Their pretzel and beer cheese took me back to the cineplex of yore

And foil wrapped chicken (the Chinese food appetizer) is so much more labor intensive that it's worth

It's the Lennox, chillin' in the pizzark, I gotta break, cuz my mother said be home by dizzark

From TraderJoes.com: "A magical intermingling of rich, aromatic honey and thrilling chili pepper spice, Trader Joe’s Organic Spicy Honey Sauce ($2.69 for 8 oz.) has the transformative power to augment sweet and savory dishes alike, turning magnificent meals into totally transcendent ones."

I also dyed my hair platinum blonde

Our roadside assistance guy showed up with Raiders flags ablazin' and stickers which proclaimed SUBURBAN 

and when do you add a new co-worker to the group text?

We ate their Peking Pork and Teriyaki Chicken

chewy

Actual taste test begins at 43:28

If Flavor Flav was Catholic..

Women be sheddin'

Plus, our cat is annoying the shit out of us by constantly meowing at 2am for food

Back 2 School nite at Lennox's class

Remember when restaurants gave you pagers to let you know when your table was ready??

Also, Project Fatten Up Frankie has begun!

Plus we ate Trader Joe's horrible Cacio e Pepe Gnocchi

Plus we don't want to go to the pool due to Trucker Cap Guy

Lil' Caese: It has 100 slices of pepp. Me: That ain't 100 slices of pepp.

The wide angle lens is our friend

Homeless Jesus has a dent in his van

We also review that awesome TV show Below Deck

Also, nonfiction books versus fiction books and why is the lemon chicken at Chinese restaurants always so bad?

Tammany Hall grift!

Churned butter like in Weird Al's Amish Paradise

The Carolyn Nicholas celebrity meal featuring cold chicken tendies!

It was the best of fries, it was the worst of fries =)

Hungry History, honey..

Remember having to bend over, while on 1 leg, to pick up a rock languishing inside a hopscotch square??

Plus, Panda Express' chow mein has turned into a warm salad with some noodles.

"I'm not hungry but I'll eat."

Sisqo's Disposable Paper Thong Song 

And should it take 2 hours for a dishwasher to wash some dang dishes?

Spray tan pre-requisites and our condo HOA board election

We also ate TJ's Grilled Jerk Chicken Thigh Skewers

The Hazi Rad Effect

Lennox talks about his first airplane flight

We wore name tags

And can you explain Howie Mandel's decades-long success?

Also, we prepare Lennox for his first airplane flight, and what happened to the 90s rom-com?

And would you climb HalfDome in yours 60s?