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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
131: Reviews of the Gaylord Opryland
If you feel like a gay royal on a pride float, this episode is for you! If you like raisins, this episode is not for you!
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01:28:2302/06/2021
130: Reviews of the Mall of America
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01:19:5726/05/2021
129: Reviews of Obscure Museums
How will I tell my children that these podcasters were not cats?
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01:50:5419/05/2021
128: World's Largest Landmarks
Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead!
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01:25:2412/05/2021
127: Nurseries Plants Garden Centers Seeds? and Seeds Germination Germination! Etsy Etsy Etsy Plant Sellers Plant Sales
Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder.
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01:23:5105/05/2021
126: Diners on Route 66
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01:34:0428/04/2021
Between You And Us: Episode 23
In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT.
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41:1726/04/2021
125: Pasty Shops in Michigan
Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties...
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01:14:2221/04/2021
124: Reviews of Escape Rooms
Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise.
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01:19:4114/04/2021
123: Lil Nas X
This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art!
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01:08:0607/04/2021
122: Reviews of Churches
Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch!
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01:30:3831/03/2021
Between You And Us: Episode 22
We're reading reviews sent in by you! To send your favorite reviews in, write to [email protected] with the subject "Between You and Us"
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57:5129/03/2021
121: Reviews of Fish Fries
If you don't pray to the tabernacle of Betsy or Fish Fry Daddy, then what're you doing with your life? Probably poppin' pillies and listening to Tupac...
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01:25:0224/03/2021
120: Bagel Shops in New York, New York
To anyone who wants to buy the rights to Boris' Yelp account for their dissertation, please get in touch. Oh and FBI, you're welcome for finding the Zodiac Killer. Alex will accept his medal now.
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01:06:0117/03/2021
119: Reviews of Crystal Shops
Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived.
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59:0910/03/2021
118: Reviews of Six Flags
The demonic Foghorn Leghorn rises from his coffin after 30 hours of eating cockroaches. Bert and Ernie quake in fear.
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56:0603/03/2021
117: Valentine's Day Reviews
This episode will have you believing in love and God. We hope it makes you ripple ;)
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38:1724/02/2021
116: Poutineries in Canada
A lot is resting on this wiener.
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55:3817/02/2021
115: Reviews of Girl Scout Cookies
We almost titled this episode "The Girl Scouts Trip to the Slaughterhouse."
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01:09:0810/02/2021
Between You And Us: Episode 21
We're reading reviews sent in by you! Including possibly our least favorite review of all time... #FrozenHaters #IHateFrozen To send your favorite reviews in, write to [email protected] with the subject "Between You and Us"
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40:4208/02/2021
114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs
Warning: atheists and jugglers ahead. Don't say the town crier didn't warn you...
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01:00:5503/02/2021
113: Government Buildings in Hawaii
I would not buy this for my cat. I would not buy this for my hat. I do not like it, Sam I am.
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46:4827/01/2021
112: Reviews of Music Venues
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58:3920/01/2021
Between You And Us: Episode 20
Hello plebs.. plubs? We're ready reviews you found on the internet and sent to us! To send yours in write to [email protected] with the subject "Between You and Us"
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28:0218/01/2021
111: Reviews of Golden Corral
Grab your pizgetlovy and stay close to the bathroom, because we've immune system compromising reviews to read ya!
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01:07:2713/01/2021
110: Ghost Towns in Texas
Wait... what's that noise? Oh god Vicki's coming! Hurry, climb up the rocks. No, the colorful ones! But wait, don't forget to ask first. Oh no it's too late...
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49:0006/01/2021
109: New Year Reviews
*bomb* *cross* *airplane* if you know what we mean :grin:
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59:0230/12/2020
108: Holiday Reviews
Four days and seven scores ago, Tim Allen learned the secrets of Santa Claus from his father. And now we’re here to pass those secrets on to you. Enjoy!
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01:04:5623/12/2020
107: Reviews of Driving Schools
We're just two podcasters trying to make an honest living. So what if we like looking at hotties with honkers?
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51:0316/12/2020
106: MLMs in Utah
If you can get past our weird improv, you'll get to hear all about a great opportunity. Get in on the ground floor of our new oat milk multilevel marketing company! We'll even let you be a CEO! Boss babes only.
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01:00:4709/12/2020
Between You And Us: Episode 19
We're back with Between You And Us and it's amazing, crazing, looking for the mazing! Sorry we haven't been releasing these, we've just been so busy being ourselves since we can't be sharks.
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45:5607/12/2020
105: Reviews of Target
This episode is brought to you by refrigeration and Gucci. Learn more at this year's Downton Abbey expo in Minot, ND.
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01:04:5402/12/2020
104: Black Friday Reviews
This episode is sponsored by corporations that would probably not approve of our content. Just kidding, it's sponsored by the holy trinity of luxury: Gucci, FedEx, and UPS.
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56:4025/11/2020
103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota
While we set the bar merely a millimeter above the ground, you can't deny this is the absolute BEST podcast hosted by siblings with the last name Schiefer!
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58:1018/11/2020
102: Reviews of Private Investigators
Or are they private dicks? Regardless, we're scared of them almost as much as we are of the idea that there won't be a Santa Clause 4 #TimAllenForSC4
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01:05:4211/11/2020
101: Autumnal Reviews
This week we explore our new favorite place to find reviews: QVC. It inspires Alex to start his campaign to become one of their next presenters, and it inspires Christine to start writing her new screenplay Alvin and the Chipmunks: After Dark.
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01:13:0204/11/2020
100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET
We did the unthinkable! We made it to 100 episodes. Take a horrifying stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit the funniest, most cringe-worthy reviews we've read thus far.
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02:31:5028/10/2020
99: Halloween Reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS SEXY STUFF. Which basically just means we talk about Charlie Brown and Spooky Buddies. Please be safe this Halloween season and don't summon Satin and keep your wife away from lovely yellow minions.
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01:04:5321/10/2020
98: Cemeteries in Louisiana
Hey ghostie, bring that thicc smoky body this way ;)
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52:3814/10/2020
97: Apple Orchards in New Hampshire
Welcome to Asparagus: Fully Plucked, where we provide educational agriculture content to all members of Pat's Kingdom. So sit back, roll a rug in a bug, and enjoy!
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53:0207/10/2020
96: Corn Mazes in Iowa
Normally since it's his birthday, we'd say 'All hail Xandy!' but we're over here hailing the corn cob cannon king instead. Maybe next year, Xandy. Maybe.
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01:02:3730/09/2020
95: Daycares in Indiana
Thanks for tuning in to episode 1 of Dilbert + Smash Mouth: A Haunting. We hope you enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of a former Indiana model and his M&M loving sister.
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54:3023/09/2020
94: Airports in North Carolina
You give podcasters a listen, you feed them a meal. Teach podcasters to steal listens, they probably get kicked off their platform. This made slightly more sense with apple sauce...
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53:5316/09/2020
93: Malls in New Jersey
Well this was a weird one, so I'm not sure what to say here. Something something IKEA gnomes and bread bowls. Y'all know.
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01:02:1509/09/2020
92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA
Christine and Alex, the scum of the earth, are back to discuss communism, Kafka, and The Parking Enforcement Agenda (PEA). Christine also throws curses around like they're nothing, so we're sorry in advance if we ruin your life.
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55:1502/09/2020
91: Beaches in Rhode Island
Hey all you naughty gulls, thanks for tuning in to Christine's National Convention. She has only one platform: Eradicate All Ocean Worms. Please don't vote for her.
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01:02:4326/08/2020
90: Small Towns in Ohio
We're going through our lives as a couple of dunk clowns: We think too highly of ourselves and we laugh at our own jokes.
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01:02:3219/08/2020
Between You And Us: Episode 18
Need more of life's sweet substance? We got you covered. We're back with another episode where we read reviews that you found and sent in to us!
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25:5217/08/2020
89: Lighthouses in Maine
After years of perfecting our popsicle stick versions of episode 89, we've finally released the finished product. In this episode, we read reviews of lighthouses worthy of Steven King's editor. So sit down, heat up your beans, and enjoy the episode. But before you listen, heed this warning: sexy stuff.
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59:3412/08/2020
88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri
Welcome to rush week! There's only one option and it's They-ta They-ta They-ta. And everyone is invited to join! The only hazing will be us forcing you to watch Ants With No Pants on DVD. Welcome!
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55:1805/08/2020