THE GREEN ACRES EDITION!Sound Bites"I just hate parties.""I want to go higher!""Netflix sucks.""There is no code.""I just shit.""Here, this is gross.""Oh, gross!""Did it smell?""That's nasty!""Get a vasectomy." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I always wanted to disappear.""I love you and you hate me.""It's creative destruction, right?""Damn it, did you all know that?""How the fuck did I not know that?""You are excellent, buddy.""What the fuck?""That's a long question.""You do not have permission.""That's a friend.""That's it.""You'd like, that's, you know.""That got dark.""That's a positive way to end.""Maybe she did goat yoga.""Just lean into that for sure.""He's just a creep for sure.""Avoid your father-in-law." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"The second take is always worse than the first.""I had too many notes, that never works for me.""I had a panic attack because I thought I was fucked up.""Ketamine instantly blocked suicidal ideations.""Do you find the death pool appalling?""Wrestling is horrible at this level.""Hilary Duff's baby is gonna be born soon.""That's a fucking huge payout.""It's a dark game. I'm very uncomfortable with it.""We'll do it live!""You're like Icarus, Bert.""There's gonna be a Netflix documentary on Iron Maiden.""I fucked a cousin.""He does look like a cousin fucker.""If 23andMe revealed..." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday.""It was terrifying.""We were one of the last areas to get power.""How could we survive?""Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers.""It was not pleasant.""Nobody goes to the used record store""I saved a life this weekend""Three days, right?""Mom jokes will always be funny.""Let's talk about dead people.""I'd like to bury my balls in your pocket.""I just wouldn't want like some uptight parent calling.""I definitely didn't want my kids to be like the kids who go to college and never fucking drank.""I would worry that I would be getting in trouble.""Who hasn't dropped a load on somebody's photo?""Maybe she's got a big face.""Is that what we're doing?" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"You seem grouchy.""My mom fell getting off of her cruise.""He's doing his best at lowering expectations.""You think because you like ice skating, means you have low T?""I'm never going to amusement park again.""I had a whole plan.""I became very afraid that we were about to crash.""Let's do it again!""It was so traumatic, he had to go." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"That looks like my mom.""We think everyone else looks old.""Do we look like that?""I think wives can be stolen.""Are you allowed to take life insurance out on somebody?""We could all kick in 100 bucks and submit five names.""That's love, man, right there.""I can't wait to hear all about it.""No one likes the AI voices." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"It's just in time, man.""I see robots all the time now.""I was in England where it rained.""That's probably why I only did it for about six months.""I bet you're in fucking great shape.""This is how I imagine it in my head.""I regret that day.""You probably, so you would go back.""Don't be a dick about it." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit. I want to brag a little, so I'll wait.""I went grocery shopping today and as I'm putting my stuff out of the cart onto the belt for the cashier to ring it up, a woman pulls in behind me on her cart and she's probably, you know, late 30s, early 40s. She starts giggling. I look up, she goes, my God, I'm sorry, but you are so cute.""We went to a new weed doctor. Oh, did you?""But he likes to lick it off Michelle's ass crack.""MDMA, it's fun. You can't do too much though.""I have a drug scale and MC capsules.""Let's talk about some labor issues, motherfucker.""Let's get Burt going on unions and his opinion of unions.""Cat gate""Yeah, that's funny. I was watching a little porn today and this young girl had a pretty hairy bush and she was using it to like adjust it. She'd grab that fistful of hair and pull it up and to the side and use it as a tool. I liked it. Good for her.""Maybe it's like Chatbot AI trying to get smarter and this is how it learns about relationships. What to do with, like somebody must have typed into Chatbot, my balls stink. And they're like, you know what? We got nothing. Let's write back council. Let's leave back council voicemail.""Maybe leave a note on his door. Dear sir, your kind is smelly.""You know what I would do if I was this chick? I would start talking about one of our friends that he thinks is hot might like him or might be asking about him and see if there's a change in his grooming behavior. So he thinks, hey, maybe if I get laid, I'll start washing my shit. Her cooter.""So no cleaning crews, right? Nobody cleaned that place for four days. They couldn't find a dead body at a desk.""He was innocent. Poor our Bud Dwyer.""I was only doing baby ketamine, Katie, not the 40 milligrams of ketamine.""On the nights we share tab, I spend almost twice as much as I normally do.""Well, you know, I'll help this guy because I feel it's our obligation to help this guy." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"Kids home.""It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home.""The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesus the whole time.""Did you get the drugs?""You're all invited to the boat party""Are you excited that this guy Joe wants to come?""Weed sperm.""Yeah, she used to stick up the whole condo making can of butter.""He gets worried when I say a nice, sincere thing.""I apologize, goose. I apologize.""I would feel, that would just feel kind of creepy.""OMG, I know your mom.""Halle Berry's gotta be 55, 58. That's pretty old, man. Holy shit.""Elizabeth Shue wasn't, she got more attractive as she got older, I think.""Joan Rivers made a joke once about women getting plastic surgery and every time their mouths getting bigger and bigger until finally they look like something you should be trying to toss a beanbag into.""Jillian Anderson is 56, right? And she's hot as fucking hell.""Oh my god, I'm looking at a picture of Elizabeth Hurley in a fucking bathing suit at age 55. She is fucking gorgeous.""Nicole Kidman." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted.""Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?""He's a check down machine.""My new passion is watching strangers listen to Rush for the first time""For some reason, seeing these people discovering this band that I've loved all my life and really appreciating them, because that's part of the fun is that they really respect their musicianship and they're surprised""There's nobody he's passionate about""I really don't want to discuss it with him because it's Yuck.""Does everybody else hear that? Weirdness.""Yeah, I'll ask her.""Motherfuckers. Fuck that guy.""She's insane, right? It's not like I'm cheating on her.""How about like s... Bitch.""Pole dancing, Katie watches it and shows me, it is far more athletic than break dancing.""What other fun activities are going to be Olympic sports?""Survival shows maybe drop off Olympic survivalists in a different town and they have to find their way back." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I love that feeling""I voice record what I'm thinking""Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues""Mmm, nice slow ghost.""How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?""He actually has my secondary range finder.""Now it's dead. Yeah.""A rope around its neck.""Oh, yeah, at least it wasn't in a pot.""Trying to poke her, buddy. That's it. That's the only hole you need to poke.""Yeah, smart people are very good at convincing themselves of bullshit.""People need to believe in something that is bigger than themselves.""I don't think I've ever seen any of my brothers naked, like fully naked, you know, ever, you know?""I mean, look, if you gotta take an emergency shit, like, you gotta take an emergency shit. Like, all bets are off at that point, you know what I mean?""I peed in the pool too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Don't judge me. Don't fucking judge me.""You're stanky.""Oh, I can't imagine being on the other side of that, though.""Wash the day away from your vege." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets.""How many residents did you have to get this notice to?""I'm gonna burn the whole day""It was all couples.""Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?""I'm going to see limp biscuit.""You stop laughing. You stop laughing.""Whatever it is. Whatever. I love you, though, man. I do love you. You're mostly funny. Mostly funny.""No""All the movies in the 70s and 80s had lots of nudity.""Yeah, you're a dick, dude. You're - Oh, you're dick, too, Bert.""Well, yeah, but okay, so I'm talking about when when when if you get a waiter or way if you get wait staff as a lousy demeanor, right?""I love watching track and field""I used to run track and cross country""He smells like Fritos" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love""So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good.""Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a flawed person.""I cannot fucking believe it. Like after watching him like roll a fucking car and then being upside down, I'm sure that fucking kid's gonna be sore as hell today or yesterday.""Upside down you turn me""Oh my God.""That guy's a fucking genius.""Your parallel parking. Ooh, that's a tough one.""It's well to watch and you realize there's such an enclosed space, right?""Alright. Well, you guys ready to start the show? Have I been recording this? Oh, okay.""Bug the house. Absolutely.""You know, nowadays, can feel like everyone's life's gonna be on camera and filmed in social media and you'll be able to go back and, you know, find some evidence of things.""Even if you get her pregnant, don't do it.""Sometimes sex happens.""Whip Cream on Your Privates" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man.""Oh, they're gonna start carrying man.""Yeah, I shake till I cum.""Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of Greg's songs from Winston the musical stuck in my It's the underpants song gets really in my head, what would they say about my underpants?""Oh, no, no mushroom soup like I like maybe mushrooms on a salad, but mushroom""Yeah, I think my angel food would be I like pizza. That's a good one in french fries.""Perogies. You never have perogies. Why not? That's so sad.""Yeah, takes it up the ass.""The first thing you do is you figure out all the sex positions that you can come up with.""She had this like really long kind of corkscrew hair coming out of one of her nipples""Do your friends influence your dating choices?""Take your shots and find your rightful spot in the hierarchy of looks.""Dump them and keep looking for someone better." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate""Yeah, there's a lot of celebrity deaths. Yeah, fourth. And you know what? Somebody you didn't even suspect, somebody young relatively speaking. Yeah.""Oh yeah. Well I liked her and she had a little bit part in Annie Hall too that I liked. She played a kind of a vacuous model that Woody Allen was dating and I thought she was good in""Yeah, she's like, yeah, right the wolf Yeah""Those girls know that they're addicted to something, you know. They know they're getting shot up with heroin or whatever. You know, they're not getting heroin slipped into their diet Pepsi's and that's why they're acting so crazy.""Some of the happiest memories of my life were when I had little prescriptions of Vicodin.""Best Thanksgiving of my life. I was alone. I just had my meniscus surgery and I had this little prescription of Vicodin.""I just hide them in the back of the shelf so they can't see them.""It's not the thrill of stealing it, but I want that towel.""Sure man, yeah, fine, fine, if you want that, fine.""There's victory then there's the appearance of victory""The fact that you have to now worry about the feelings of your wife, it kind of sucks all the joy out of playing a game""The objective is to get your dick wet" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"The Indians saved their ass so many times""The Native Americans saved them""The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam""Replace truth for fiction for truth.""I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future""We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together""Seriously though, I have two friends that I've been friends with since the ninth grade. We're so close that a lot of our friends refer to us as Moe, Larry, and Curly.""Oh my god""Let's change this around. Why don't we change it around? Greg, you're fucking Michelle, right? And then you're fucking Michelle and then Tim. Send me pictures""There's a certain tendency that definitely exists out there.""That's gonna be a horrible life. Being a horny chick who wants to fuck and then has to cr - and then just feels terrible guilt afterwards.""Yeah, but can they open their mouth and suck dick? That's what we really bad as.""What was that movie where Tom Cruise was a cop that arrested people before they committed the crime? Minority Report.""My God, should we not maybe make them look so indistinguishable from humans that they can infiltrate and kill us? This is just like, you know, Terminator.""Can you guys imagine, I mean, it's probably not unrealistic that in, I don't know, 10 years, 15 years, no, seriously, 10, 15, 20 years, like that these humanoid robots will be available commercially and affordable for most middle class and up families, like to have like servants." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"That is a bad day. That is a bad day.""I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations.""I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to close.""We're gonna bring a bunch of edibles to Pittsburgh Bird, so that'll be fun.""Is it reciprocal? Like if you've got a medical card from Florida, is it?""Jessica Rabbit was hot. I don't care in any way.""You're not winning the over 50 with a GoPro on your head, Greg. You gotta just...""You could. Penis cam.""Yeah, well, I mean, if you're doing downhill shit like that, like if you're racing downhill, that's where the guys can really get hurt.""He could see where one would find me terrifying""You can come in there and piss in the cat thing all you want if that's your kink""Why can't they invent that for people though?""Ahahahahah""Yeah, she hit me so hard my clothes flew off.""I love when you too feud""You know they sell those devices you plug in that supposedly draw the smoke in like wear one of those around like a flavor on a necklace""I love smokers though. Like, you know, my brother's a smoker. He smokes indoors. He seems so shocked about it, you know.""My dad would smoke with the windows rolled up in the car. We were hot boxing, fucking cigarette smoke on trips." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywordslightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole, high-powered rifle, windbreaker, microphone, bike, satchel of drugs, humor, personal relationships, anecdotes, staying at home, documentaries, testing jokes, friendships, news story, stabbing incident, marijuana, dating, humor, drugs, anecdotes, anal sex, lighthearted, anal sex, unconventional methods, religious arguments, personal stories, knowing how or when you will die, departure, speculation, colostomy bag, lubrication, masturbation, colonoscopies, early detection, colon cancerAlternate TitlesHitachi Vibrators and Awkward DiscoveriesWhen Lightning Strikes: Damage and Surprises Reminiscing about High School ExperiencesThe Evolution (or Lack Thereof) of People Over Time Journey to Weight LossThe Thrill of Rock Climbing The Humorous Side of Action FiguresImagining Fun Accessories for Action Figures Dating and the Effects of MarijuanaThe Role of Marijuana in the Incident A Brief Mention of Anal SexHumorous Anecdotes and Drug Stories Personal Stories and Experiences with Anal SexThe Power of Humor in Discussing Sensitive Topics Humor and SpeculationThe Mystery of Tim's Departure ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on.... ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible.""That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?""My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there.""You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter.""I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was...""And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about.""clog the toilet.""What color was it?""That's where that dime went.""Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?""I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know.""We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable.""Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.""Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?""No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball.""We love the show? Wow.""Move on.""Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"Chapters00:00Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease02:16Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)05:37Letting Go of Hoarding14:49Roommate Tales25:50Social Media and Conflict28:23Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past30:26Approaching Social Events with Humor33:04Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks39:31Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations45:27Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions52:30Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods56:41The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone59:24Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism01:02:36Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions01:12:06The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events01:16:12The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations01:19:30Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples01:25:45Disliking Spouse's Friends01:29:07Vindication and Disliked Friends01:32:13Fun and Light-hearted Conversations01:36:27Different Sports Preferences ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols.""The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal preferences and experiences with different forms of nicotine consumption.""I've actually listened to that song a lot lately, and I was like, just the music, I was like, oh man, that's a really good song. I like that song.""I would say I'd like to pick one song. It would be Sheila E. The Glamorous Life. I swear to God that's not fucking great.""So is that something that comes once and just leaves forever or is it?""Bell's Palsy everybody!""I just want to put a cigar on this side when you do that.""The other thing too is the guy oh, yeah, all the guys are totally on fucking Viagra like this guy walks in He's already got a fucking like erection right and it was it was it was weird.""Good girl, naughty girl. What else? Like whore.""Can you provide me with some examples of what you may like?""Maybe they're into finance. You could talk about, oh, our portfolio's up 20 % this year. Some people get turned on by that. Maybe not.""Oh...""Trust me, you know, yeah, that would, that would, me walking into a room with my mother, my sisters and my aunts like that, that would be traumatizing. Oh.""Yes, so I read the article and they were married in the United States, but I guess they went on a vacation to the Dominican Republic and the Dominican Republic at the time or maybe still or is among the few nations in the country where you can divorce your spouse without notifying them.""Yeah, he does. So you have to admire that, Katie, right? I know it's negative. Yeah, it's negative, but restrained. They can coexist."Chapters00:00The Entertainment Industry and Celebrity Influence17:25Musical Favorites and Memories18:43Adventures and Anecdotes30:23Navigating Health Challenges32:48Navigating Health Challenges and Social Interactions43:39Amsterdam Adventures and Observations46:10Humorous Anecdotes and Insights on Human Behavior49:38Adventures in Amsterdam: From Innocence to Debauchery51:16Espionage and the Spy Among Us01:03:49The Art of Dirty Talk: Navigating Communication in Intimacy01:04:46Exploring Sexual Communication and Preferences01:05:14The Impact of Performance-Enhancing Drugs on Sexual Experiences01:06:30Humor and Hypothetical Scenarios in Sexual Discussions01:19:18Exploring Trust and Betrayal in Relationships01:20:52The Impact of Personal Experiences and Anecdotes01:22:51The Role of Humor and Banter in Conversation01:29:13The Impact of Physical Health Issues ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation... ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywordsfamily, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media, coworker, declined lunch, banter, well wishesSound Bites"He's going to get hungry, and then he's going to want to know where your mom's at.""She's been battling this for like a month.""What the fuck?""No. Yeah, that's interesting.""I love Mesh.""If our professional association was the sum total of our association, he would have been a major factor in my life.""It was so fucking delicious.""That was sexy!""Yeah, it works. Timmy T works.""How can I get the truth out of him?""You don't. Because you know the truth. You just want to hear what you want to hear.""This guy could do a lot better.""Can you do it again? Greetings, bad council cast.""Placenta latte.""Corn placenta hash.""You can do it, do it, do it, do it""Diarrhea is pretty gross""The clitoris is actually shaped like a wishbone""Maybe the whole deep fake thing results in a resurgence of analog media""Maybe she's an angry man-hating lesbian""Maybe she felt like you were hitting on her" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birkenstock shoes, popularity, aesthetics, lesbians, preferences, stereotypes, misconceptions, instructional videos, cunnilingus, embarrassing stories, high school crushes, prank calls, failed relationships, voyeurism, exhibitionism, exhibitionism, sociopathy, lack of empathy, right and wrong, manipulation, revenge, sociopathy, traits, lack of empathy, lying, sense of superiority, AI manipulation, deepfake, relationships, dating show, anger, psychopathySound Bites"I give them one more song. If they play one more song that I don't know and then the next song isn't one of my five, we're out of here.""Do you guys like concerts of artists you've seen before and loved, or do you like to see new artists?""Stop Making Sense is widely considered one of the best concert films ever.""Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you mean man. Yeah, yeah.""What was that guy's name, the mayor? Rob Ford, man.""Yeah, cocaine. Just all three of them, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.""They wish we were their parents.""It was the shoes.""She was actually the girl I moved from Ohio without telling.""I'm out.""I must have called her phone, I don't know, in the course of high school a thousand times.""Wow, a thousand times. That's like creepy, creepy stalker.""Yeah, they're exhibitionists.""I a little, a little, I, you know, I, I, I did get money, ⁓ but, ⁓ no, I, I, I just, I mean, my dad, ⁓ I remember one time one of my sisters told another sister and we all got in trouble because we told on our family.""She had this wheelbarrow that she kept near the window, and if I stood in it, on my tiptoes. ⁓""Sense of superiority in being extremely opinionated""Having trouble with the law, authority, or rule following""A marked departure from measured thoughtful reason to increasingly anti-social advice and personal behavior""Everything's gonna become a deep fake. Everything is fucking deepfakeable at this point, right?""They take the person's like boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, and they ⁓ have like, they, they superimpose their face over like someone else's image, having sex or making out with another person.""That's crazy, right? Yeah, like if I got mad at you because I had a bad dream about you and I woke up and I wanted to like stab you."ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywords:gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies, cancer, death, personal experiences, Mad Max, TrainspottingSound Bites"With Tantra and Stamina, we went for at least three hours today.""Are you done yet? Let's go.""Did you ever do edging where you tried to get close and then back off?""Silver spoons, that was it, yeah.""Katie looks more like Janet from 3's Company""Yeah, we're number two. So we try harder.""Don't you get stoned doing the chores? Aren't chores so much better when you're stoned?""We detonated a thousand nuclear bombs in our country""I have an opportunity to fuck her""Can you imagine being on a third or fourth date and you finally, you know, you get to it and you're doing some doggy style and you're looking down and there's some other guy's name right there?""What the hell is Sister Christian even about?""I lost my virginity at the church. I had, I lost my virginity before that. But it's great if she thinks that.""Oh, I was saying back to life, back to reality.""Fritz Peterson, Yankees pitcher who was involved in an unusual quote unquote trade dies at 82.""Jojo, oh no!""Fuck you, cancer.""That karma, oh thank god it missed me.""Even Joe is surprised that he's still alive."ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?""Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife.""You should just get every time she drives, you just completely fucked up in the passenger seat.""She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up.""Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done.""Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter.""Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit.""Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much.""No, no, no."ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487KeywordsInstagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sportsChapters00:00Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring07:03The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown15:46The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking30:10Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse36:34Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past43:36Navigating Contentious Issues53:36Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations01:03:39Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey01:11:23False Claims and Challenging Conversations ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Keywordstattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover contest, Jojoism, Scientology, Mugshawties, attraction, psycho chicks, gold star lesbians, sexual experiences, Pittsburgh Pirates, baseball stadiumsTakeawaysBurt's tattoos and the suggestion of getting a biohazard symbol tattooedThe idea of getting charm bracelet tattoos and Burt getting a tattoo related to his showThe hosts joking about Burt being a spyThe effects of taking happy pillsChildhood memories and Tim imagining Burt as a child involved in illegal activities Childhood experiences can shape our personalities and comfort levels with different age groups.Perceptions of attractiveness can vary, but it's important to appreciate and feel confident in our own appearances.Some dog breeds may require anal gland expression for their health and comfort.Controversial topics can spark lively discussions and differing opinions among friends.Sharing personal anecdotes and experiences can create a fun and engaging conversation. Infidelity can happen even in the most unexpected situations, such as at a party with friends.Communication and honesty are crucial in navigating complex relationship dynamics.Sometimes, misunderstandings and mistaken identities can lead to awkward and humorous situations.Humor can be a coping mechanism in dealing with uncomfortable or embarrassing experiences. Appearance can play a role in attraction and intimacy in a relationship.It's important to find a balance between personal style and keeping up with current fashion trends.Acting requires the ability to transform into different characters and personas.When addressing a partner's outdated fashion choices, it's important to approach the topic with sensitivity and find a compromise.Introducing new styles in a playful and lighthearted way can help encourage a partner to update their wardrobe. The hosts discuss The Cure's setlist from a past concert and reminisce about their love for the band.They talk about artists who are stuck in a certain era and the importance of evolving as an artist.The conversation takes a humorous turn with discussions about dressing up and a fictional makeover contest.They touch on the topics of Jojoism and Scientology, highlighting the eccentricities of certain belief systems.The hosts end the conversation by talking about Mugshawties, an Instagram account featuring mugshots. Attraction can sometimes be inexplicable, even when it goes against one's usual preferences.Labels can limit our experiences and prevent us from exploring new possibilities.It's important to communicate openly and honestly about desires and boundaries in sexual relationships.Baseball stadiums, such as PNC Park in Pittsburgh and Camden Yards, offer beautiful views and unique experiences for fans. Alternate TitlesBurt the SpyThe Effects of Happy Pills Childhood Memories and InterviewsThe Girlfriend from Elementary School Using Humor as a Coping MechanismAwkward and Humorous Mistaken Identity Stories The Role of Appearance in Attraction and IntimacyAddressing Outdated Fashion Choices in a Relationship The Cure and NostalgiaJojoism and Scientology The Charm of Baseball StadiumsExploring New Sexual Experiences ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysUsing TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate to them, is important in a relationship.Conflicting emotions can arise when something you love also causes problems or inconvenience.Having outdoor cats can lead to conflicts with neighbors and unwanted animals in your yard.Experimenting with nicotine can have unexpected side effects, and it's important to be mindful of dosage and potential reactions.Using drugs or alcohol to avoid emotions can be a red flag and may indicate a need for healthier coping mechanisms.Tattoos can be a fun and creative way to express oneself, but it's important to consider the design and location carefully.Engaging in friendly competitions or contests with friends can add excitement and humor to relationships.Researching and discussing celebrity tattoos can be a fun and entertaining activity.Friendships can be strengthened through shared experiences and inside jokes. Family dynamics can be complex and lead to animosity and tension.Insults and jokes can be a form of bonding and humor among friends and family.Sibling relationships can be both supportive and challenging.Embarrassing situations can create humorous and memorable moments.Opinions about oneself and others can vary, but ultimately, it's important to appreciate and support each other.The concept of the multiverse raises questions about alternate realities and the impact of different life decisions.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysAllergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people.Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved.Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have personal meanings and symbolize new beginnings or embracing the unknown.Getting a tattoo can be a unique and sometimes painful experience, but the end result can be rewarding.Involving listeners in choosing tattoos can be a fun and interactive way to engage with the audience.Tattoos can spark conversations and create memorable moments. Suspicions of poisoning in a relationship should be taken seriously and addressed with caution.Investigating the suspicion and gathering evidence can help determine the truth.Motives for poisoning can vary, and it's important to consider the dynamics of the relationship.Extreme measures, such as framing or revenge, may not be the best solutions and can lead to further complications.Questioning someone's sanity should be done with care and consideration.Honest and mean observations can provide valuable feedback, but it's important to balance honesty with kindness and respect. Sovereign citizens are individuals who reject the authority of the government and believe they are not subject to its laws.Calling parents 'mommy' and 'daddy' as adults can be seen as a turn-off for some people.Dealing with these issues in a relationship requires open communication and finding a compromise that both partners are comfortable with.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487Chapters00:00Discussion about rashes and symptoms00:33Sharing personal experiences with allergies01:11Conversation about pets and their health02:23Casual conversation about TV shows and video games03:08Discussion about the pharmaceutical industry03:30Talking about the high cost of medications04:04Preparing for a new job04:28Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status05:27Humorous conversation about gross habits06:41Sharing gross stories from the past08:01Discussion about nose picking and other habits09:24Sharing personal experiences with nose picking11:18Humorous conversation about personal habits12:36Reactions to Bert's Tattoo13:19Interpreting the Tattoo14:03Discussion about the Tattoo Design16:13Getting the Tattoo18:14Guessing the Tattoo Design21:27Meaning of the Tattoo22:07Embracing New Endeavors23:03Possible Tattoo Ideas26:30Involving Listeners in Choosing a Tattoo27:31Humorous Stories about Tattoos28:03Suspected Poisoning29:01Investigating the Suspicion30:03Possible Motives31:07Framing the Husband32:22Revenge and Extreme Measures33:07Questioning the Listener's Sanity34:19Gary's Honest and Mean Observations41:05Tim's Theme Music Critique42:44The Chocolate Mishap43:01Phil Collins Hatred43:17Sharing is Caring43:22Constructive Criticism44:00The Impact of Tim's Voiceovers44:12The Yikes Reaction44:33The Effect of Tim's Dislike for Phil Collins45:03The Ruination of Phil Collins45:2180s Schmaltz and Tim's Hatred45:52The Impact of Tim's Reactions46:11Dealing with Criticism46:24The Shroom Chocolate Incident48:23Apologizing and Moving On49:02Labeling Everything50:13Eating in the Bathroom51:48The Brazil Story52:58Alternative Strategies54:34Using Science and Data55:36Passive Aggressive Labeling56:26Taking an Offensive Approach57:08The State of Public Bathrooms57:12Sovereign Citizens57:53Bizarre Moment with Sovereign Citizen01:03:13Calling Parents 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysFunny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms.Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment.Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments.Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on individual beliefs and values. Masturbating on a flight can be seen as morally acceptable by some, but others find it inappropriate.The disposal of waste on boats and flights varies, with boats often pumping waste into the water and flights storing waste in tanks.Waking up a partner for sex can be a sensitive issue, with some partners being receptive and others preferring not to be disturbed.Non-sexual intimacy in bed, such as cuddling or spooning, can be a way to connect with a partner without engaging in sexual activity. Awkward moments in bed can lead to humorous and uncomfortable situations.Reading mean comments can be entertaining, but it's important to consider the impact on others.Taking revenge on a bully may not always be the best solution and can potentially escalate the situation.Bullying can have long-lasting consequences and it's important to address the issue in a constructive manner. Professional athletes come in various forms, and it's important to respect their achievements regardless of the sport they participate in.The definition of a professional athlete can vary, and it's important to understand the context and level of competition involved.Friendships can change over time, and it's important to communicate openly and honestly about any uncomfortable situations.Bullying can have serious consequences, and it's important to address and prevent it whenever possible. It is important to set and maintain personal boundaries in relationships.Open communication and trust are key in addressing relationship issues.Confronting inappropriate behavior from friends requires assertiveness and clear communication.Testing a partner's loyalty can reveal important insights about the relationship.Consider alternative accommodation options, such as VRBO, if you have had a negative experience with a particular platform.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487Chapters00:00Introduction and Technical Difficulties03:00Funny Stories from the Trip to Pittsburgh06:04Dealing with Migraines08:59Vomiting Mishaps12:02Vomit Appropriate Receptacles14:59Misunderstood Text Message17:19Masturbation on a Flight21:13Bodily Functions on a Plane24:13Disposal of Waste on Boats and Flights27:01Masturbating Next to a Sleeping Partner30:13Waking Up a Partner for Sex32:15Non-Sexual Intimacy in Bed32:28Awkward Moments in Bed33:11Brushing Teeth and Morning Routines33:46Interrupting Spouses Masturbating34:10Pity Fucks35:11Gary's Mean Comments36:13Encouraging Gary to Share Comments37:00Reading Mean Comments38:11Gary's Slow Thinking39:15Mean Tweets from Gary40:12Teasing Gary's Comments41:13Reviewing Bullying Advice43:14Texas Mom's Revenge on Bully46:08Consequences of Bullying47:05Childhood Bullying and Stepfamily Dynamics48:03The Impact of Bullying on Tim's Life49:11The Unsettling Revelations and Family Drama50:41The Inappropriate Disclosure and Its Aftermath51:42The Effects of Bullying on Tim's Siblings53:21The Perception of Sexual Terminology at a Young Age54:16The Curiosity Surrounding Condom Machines56:11The Misadventure with the Condom Vending Machine58:49The Debate over Ping Pong as a Sport01:00:53The Definition of an Athlete and the Judgmental Attitude01:03:11Unusual Professional Athlete01:04:05Roller Derby as a Professional Sport01:05:00Modeling for Restaurant Menus01:05:57Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul01:07:42Bullying and Consequences01:09:00Friend's Unusual Behavior01:15:23Changing Dynamics in Friendships01:16:54Awkward Accommodations01:18:22Uncomfortable Situations01:19:18Dealing with Unwanted Advances01:20:10Personal Space on Airplanes01:21:18Giving Advice on Relationship Issues01:22:16Taking Responsibility in a Relationship01:23:38Confronting a Friend's Inappropriate Behavior01:24:30Testing Your Partner's Loyalty01:25:18Negotiating Favors in a Relationship01:26:08Reflecting on the Conversation01:27:24Testing Your Partner's Loyalty (Continued)01:29:14Understanding Personal Dynamics01:30:27Katy's Airbnb Ban01:31:31Switching to VRBO01:32:09Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysInside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere.Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences.Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges.Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining.Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday experiences.Reflecting on a trip and the memories made can bring joy and laughter. Maintaining a friendship with an ex can be a positive sign if both parties are mature and respectful.It's important to have open and honest communication about sexual experiences and expectations.Personal hygiene and cleanliness are important factors in sexual experiences.Online resources, such as instructional videos, can provide guidance and information on various topics. Toilet etiquette and habits vary greatly, and there are different perspectives on what is considered acceptable.Gathering feces as revenge is an extreme and unhygienic approach to dealing with conflicts.The concept of 'whole nother' is a colloquialism that is commonly used but is not grammatically correct.The design and architecture of toilets can greatly impact the user experience and cleanliness.The use of phones in the bathroom has become a common practice, but it is important to maintain proper hygiene and cleanliness. Reading magazines in the bathroom is a common pastime and can be a way to impress guests.Nostalgia for old magazines like Vice can evoke a sense of coolness and edginess.Feeling dead inside is a common sentiment and can be a result of various factors.Using words accurately and expanding vocabulary can enhance communication and understanding.The future of human lifespan is uncertain, but advancements in nutrition and medicine may lead to longer lifespans.Language is a powerful tool for expression and can bring joy and fascination. The use of euphemisms and humor in language can create viral trends and memorable phrases.AI and personal devices have a significant influence on daily life, from personalized recommendations to intrusive listening.Context plays a crucial role in understanding humor and euphemisms, allowing for inference and meaning comprehension.AI can impact decision-making processes and personal preferences, shaping individual experiences and interactions. Sex toys can be acceptable in relationships if introduced gradually and thoughtfully.The presentation of sex toys plays a crucial role in their acceptability.Experience and familiarity with sex toys can provide a competitive advantage in relationships.Conversations about sex toys require nuance and understanding.It is important to navigate conversations with others respectfully and consider their perspectives. Humor and laughter play a significant role in creating an enjoyable conversation.Spontaneity and creativity can lead to entertaining and engaging discussions.Personal experiences and preferences contribute to the unique dynamics of a conversation.Brainstorming and exploring ideas can lead to new and exciting projects or initiatives. Launching a podcast can be challenging, and it's important to be prepared for potential pitfalls.Respectful communication and setting boundaries are crucial in maintaining a healthy podcast team dynamic.Navigating personal topics in podcast conversations requires sensitivity and empathy.Understanding and respecting different perspectives is essential in creating a balanced and inclusive podcast.Self-reflection and growth are important for personal and professional development in podcasting.Addressing relationship challenges and maintaining open communication is vital for the success of a podcast team.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysUnexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas.Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal.Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer.Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity.Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances.Being high can lead to deep thoughts and epiphanies.Observing small details can lead to reflections on the natural world and human impact. Nature has been playing the long game for billions of years, and humans may eventually create their own destroyers.Discussing sexual boundaries with a partner can be awkward, but it's important for a healthy and fulfilling sexual relationship.Experimenting with unusual sexual activities can be exciting, but it's crucial to communicate openly and establish consent.It's important to respect and understand each other's boundaries when exploring new sexual experiences. Boundaries and preferences in intimate acts vary from person to person.Personal grooming choices can impact attraction.Communication and consent are important in any intimate relationship.News stories about unusual band shakeups can be entertaining. Extreme actions taken to win someone's affections can be seen as flattering, but it's important to set boundaries and ensure consent.Manipulating an affair to get a desired job is unethical and can have negative consequences for all parties involved.The hosts share stories and insights about people named Gary and discuss the use of AI to generate show notes.Confronting a spouse who is on OnlyFans requires open communication and setting boundaries.Improving audio quality can enhance the overall listening experience for the audience. Microphones and sound quality are important for podcasting.Tom Petty and the Traveling Wilburys had a significant impact on music.Emotional connections to music can be powerful.Boston has produced many successful bands.Musical collaborations and relationships can be interesting and unexpected.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487Chapters00:00Unexpected Going Away Party00:35Alternative Farewell Ideas04:30The Unconventional Council05:51Naming Gary's RV09:19Never Buying Weed10:07Epiphanies While High12:10Mystery Capsules13:26The Evolution of Pistachios17:10The Long Game of Nature19:04Asking About Sexual Boundaries28:13Exploring Unusual Sexual Activities31:31Pushing Sexual Boundaries32:21The Armpit Licking Boundary36:50Boundaries and Preferences40:21The Eyeball Licking Debate42:20Band Drama: Dosing with Estrogen44:30The Estrogen Protein Powder45:12Flattering Obsession46:19Manipulating the Affair47:27Getting the Job You Want48:24The Garys53:28Questionable Haircuts with Gary58:45Confronting the OnlyFans Situation59:30Promoting the OnlyFans Page01:00:00AI-Generated Show Notes01:00:25Improving Audio Quality01:00:46Discussion about microphones01:01:03Traveling Wilburys and Tom Petty01:01:12Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty01:01:24Roy Orbison and the Traveling Wilburys01:01:39Opinions on Tom Petty01:01:49Emotional connection to Tom Petty's music01:02:05Music videos and Tom Petty's career01:02:11Tom Petty's collaborations and relationships01:02:39Stories and rumors about musicians01:03:09Amy Mann and Michael Penn01:03:14Musical couples and odd pairings01:04:06Pistachios and Dropkick Murphys01:05:09Mickey Ward and the Dropkick Murphys01:05:19Emotional response to music01:06:05Bands from Boston01:06:13Discussion about bands from Boston01:06:37New Edition and other Boston bands01:07:07Michael Penn and Amy Mann01:07:27Music producer Jimmy Iovine01:08:05Michael Penn's song 'No Myth'01:08:27Discussion about music production01:09:16Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani01:09:24Discussion about musical couples01:10:00Discussion about the number of podcast participants01:10:32Discussion about Rick James and Neil Young01:11:19Discussion about the progress of the Florida podcast01:11:36Discussion about microphones and sound quality01:12:05Discussion about the number of podcast participants01:12:30Closing remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TakeawaysMarijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiencesDifferent people have different reactions to marijuanaUsing tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others.Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland.Communication and setting boundaries are important in relationships. Planning revenge can be a fun and creative way to deal with difficult situations.Seeking help from friends or colleagues can provide different perspectives and ideas for revenge.Email mishaps can lead to embarrassing or awkward situations, but they can also be a source of amusement.Dealing with a difficult boss requires finding ways to assert oneself and protect one's interests.Performance reviews can sometimes be unfair or biased, and it's important to advocate for oneself and address any concerns. Using humor in professional settings can be risky and may have unintended consequences.Technology can be used creatively to add humor to everyday tasks.Donating organs can have both positive and negative implications for one's career.Personal appearance, such as eyebrows, can be a source of insecurity and teasing.It's important to reflect on past experiences and consider how they have shaped us. Passing gas during orgasm is a normal occurrence for some people.Possible solutions to avoid passing gas during sex include changing positions, using a fan or music to mask the sound, and taking over-the-counter medications.Communication with your partner is key to addressing any discomfort or embarrassment related to passing gas during sex.Humor can be a helpful tool in navigating sensitive topics and maintaining a lighthearted atmosphere.ParticipateParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487Chapters00:00Introduction and Redneck Cocktails03:01Gregg's High Adventures10:58The Marijuana Mongoose13:57Tongue Twisters and Memory Loss15:51Burt's Experience with Marijuana18:09Rasputin's Dick19:32Phalological Museum in Iceland20:15Unusual Historical Facts21:21Question: Calling Boyfriend Daddy23:10Opinions on Calling Boyfriend Daddy24:36Discussing Boundaries in Relationships26:02Communication in Relationships26:31Planning Revenge30:34Seeking Help for Revenge35:39Personal Revenge Stories38:05Email Mishaps39:56Dealing with a Difficult Boss41:04Performance Reviews41:23Short Shorts and Funny Texts42:15Reviewing Reports in Snoop Dogg Language42:37Endearing or Hastening an Exit43:22Tech Issues and Pirate City44:04Fired After Donating Kidney44:39The Future of the Podcast45:49Eyebrow Banter46:06Donating Organs and Managerial Integrity47:19Leaving While You Still Have Everything48:08Eyebrows of Celebrities49:33Childhood Eyebrow Stories53:14Stephanie Gray and Grudges54:04Negative Associations with Names55:01Stephanie Gilmette and Heartbreak55:20Music Preferences and Summer Flings56:09Slut Shaming and Eighth Grade Relationships57:16Sheltered Life and Lack of Street Smarts01:05:08Email Communication and Spelling Errors01:06:24Discussion about passing gas during orgasm01:07:13Possible solutions to avoid passing gas during sex01:08:45Question on how to fix the issue with partner01:09:12Recollection of a funny moment during a game01:10:05Question on how to fix the issue with partner (continued)01:11:36Personal experiences with passing gas during sex01:13:05Discussion on research and advice01:15:11Humorous suggestions for avoiding passing gas during sex01:16:06Closing remarks and end of the conversation ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous advice on how to handle these situations. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss STIs and infections, sharing personal stories and making jokes. They then transition to a discussion about finding a foreign bride, with each host sharing their thoughts on which countries to focus on or avoid. The hosts discuss their preferences for brides from Moldova and including Latvia, Vietnam, Canada, and the Philippines. They also introduce a segment called 'Great Gary's from History' where they discuss notable people named Gary, starting with musician Gary Moore. The conversation takes a crass turn as they discuss changing the taste of semen and the limitations of AI in providing information. The hosts speculate on the impact of Chinese AI and share their personal experiences and opinions on the topic. The conversation concludes with a humorous discussion about a misinterpreted box and the confusion over the word 'douche.' The hosts share their cringy reactions and make jokes about the topic. The chapter ends with a lighthearted note.TakeawaysBounced checks can lead to awkward conversations and the need for reissuing checks.Condo elections can be contentious and lead to disputes among neighbors.Rising maintenance fees can cause frustration among residents, especially when they don't understand the reasons behind the increase.Childhood reminiscing can be a fun and nostalgic topic of conversation.Self-esteem is important, and it's essential to recognize one's worth and avoid labeling oneself as a loser.Bad Council Weekend is an upcoming event where the hosts plan to gather and have fun together.Personal grooming, including manscaping, can be a humorous and lighthearted topic of conversation. Taking care of small grooming tasks for your significant other can be a sign of love and care.Being considerate of your partner's movie preferences and not falling asleep during their chosen movies is important.Communication and understanding each other's movie preferences can help avoid conflicts.When considering finding a foreign bride, it's important to consider cultural differences and compatibilityReligion and loyalty can be important factors to consider when choosing a partner Misinterpretations can lead to funny and awkward situations.Words with multiple meanings can cause confusion and humor.Humor can be found in unexpected and cringy moments.Ending a conversation on a funny note leaves a positive impression.Chapters00:00 Bounced Checks and Condo Politics03:11 Envelopes and Condo Elections05:10 Rising Maintenance Fees and Complaints09:09 Childhood Reminiscing12:32 Self-Esteem and Loser Mentality15:27 Movie Recommendation: Saltburn16:25 Bad Council Weekend and Manscaping18:33 Chest Hair and Personal Grooming18:46 Ear Hair Plucking20:19 Movie Theater Etiquette25:19 Checking if Someone is Awake32:19 STI Epidemic37:32 Discussion about STIs and infections48:00 Conversation about finding a foreign bride55:06 Discussion about leaving Moldova55:42 Considering Latvia as a new country56:15 Considering Vietnam as a new country56:59 Considering Canada as a new country57:59 Considering the Philippines as a new country58:59 Second choice: Canada01:02:06 Introduction to 'Great Garry's from History'01:02:36 Discussion about Gary Moore01:05:08 Discussion about changing the taste of semen01:06:31 Mike's experience with changing the taste of semen01:08:44 Frustration with AI not providing information01:09:41 Speculation on the impact of Chinese AI01:12:07 Discussion about the taste of semen01:13:08 Offensive nature of the question01:13:38 Misinterpretation of a Box01:14:05 Confusion over Douche01:14:28 Humorous Reactions01:14:42 Ending on a Funny Note ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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SummaryThe conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and embracing the sugar daddy role. The hosts conclude by highlighting the great work they do on the Bad Council podcast. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including closing remarks, teaching a child to stand up for themselves, and attraction to older men. The conversation covers various topics, including dating older partners, preferences for older partners, age and sexual peak, societal acceptance of age gap relationships, unconventional relationships, peeing in the shower, urine Olympics, childhood urination stories, and childhood gross behavior. In this episode, the hosts reminisce about childhood pranks and share a particularly memorable story of peeing on radiators. They also discuss an upcoming absence and the possibility of finding a guest host. The conversation takes a turn as they talk about JoJo's resurgence on Instagram and Jimmy's dilemma of watching the video podcast while on a stakeout. The episode concludes with closing remarks and expressions of gratitude.TakeawaysTechnical difficulties can be frustrating, especially when they involve IT work.Dealing with a YouTube channel shutdown can be a hassle, but persistence and communication can help resolve the issue.Workplace harassment is a serious issue that can cause stress and anxiety.Condo association drama can be challenging to navigate, but it's important to prioritize the well-being of the community.Political parties with unconventional platforms, such as the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, can provide interesting perspectives.Good lighting is essential for video calls and recordings. Closing remarks and farewellTeach children to stand up for themselvesAcceptance of personal preferencesSurround yourself with supportive friends Childhood pranks can create lasting memories and laughter.Peeing on radiators may have seemed funny at the time, but it resulted in a terrible smell.Planning ahead for absences and finding a suitable guest host is important for maintaining a consistent podcast schedule.Social media can bring back old acquaintances and spark new interests.Balancing work and personal interests can sometimes be challenging.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487Chapters00:00 Technical Difficulties and IT Work03:00 YouTube Channel Shutdown06:00 Vacation and Workplace Harassment10:00 Condo Association Drama15:00 Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party16:56 The Concept of Sugar Daddy23:35 Helping the Dad Find a Regular Girlfriend33:47 The Great Work of Bad Council36:28 Teaching a Child to Stand Up for Himself48:27 Attraction to Older Men54:23 Age and Sexual Peak55:09 Societal Acceptance of Age Gap Relationships57:00 Unconventional Relationships58:39 Peeing in the Shower01:03:00 Urine Olympics01:09:31 Childhood Urination Stories01:10:41 Childhood Gross Behavior01:11:09 Childhood Pranks01:11:33 Peeing on Radiators01:12:06 Upcoming Absence01:13:09 Finding a Guest Host01:13:13 JoJo's Resurgence01:14:25 Jimmy's Video Dilemma01:15:17 Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

SummaryThe hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They also talk about the limits of geekiness, concert experiences, listening to music in the bathroom, and the idea of being a know-it-all. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss polygraph machines and their plans for a group vacation.TakeawaysEmbrace your inner geek and don't be afraid to be a know-it-all.Imaginary friendships with celebrities can be a fun and harmless way to connect with your favorite stars.Consider the boundaries of your interests and hobbies to avoid becoming too obsessed.Plan fun activities and games, like using a polygraph machine, to enhance group vacations and create lasting memories.ParticipateSend us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss teaching kids to cheat and shoplift, sharing personal shoplifting stories, the consequences of shoplifting, the concept of Elf on the Shelf, listener feedback and comments, Burt's bar encounter, and the upcoming couples retreat and games, including the Honesty Box game. In this part of the conversation, the hosts and guests discuss the upcoming TV show and the controversial questions that will be asked. They then proceed to read and answer the questions for each couple, discussing their answers and providing validation. The chapter titles reflect the main topics discussed in each segment. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss gift giving and receiving, stocking stuffers, pretending to like gifts, knowing each other, family traditions, and favorite Christmas movies. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics related to picking up guys, including ordering risqué items and building confidence in approaching. They also share intimate and memorable moments, as well as embarrassing encounters. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reflect on fond memories and comfortable early experiences. They express gratitude for the year and the fun they've had together. The hosts discuss the end of the year and the possibility of a New Year's episode before closing with heartfelt remarks.TakeawaysMichelle and Bert are admired for their adventurous and active lifestyle.Bert celebrates his one-year anniversary on the show.The hosts discuss the weather in different regions and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride.Feeding pets and parenting questions are also discussed. Teaching kids to cheat and shoplift is not advisable and can have serious consequences.Personal stories and experiences can provide insight and entertainment.The Elf on the Shelf is a popular holiday tradition that involves a surveillance-like elf that watches children's behavior.Engaging in games and activities can add fun and excitement to relationships and events. The TV show involves couples answering controversial questions during dinner parties.The couples read and answer questions about their relationships and holiday traditions.Validation and open communication are important in discussing sensitive topics.The hosts and guests have fun and lighthearted interactions throughout the conversation. Gift giving and receiving can be a source of tension and misunderstanding in relationships.Stocking stuffers should be fun and surprising, not practical items.Honesty and open communication are important when discussing preferences and expectations for gifts.Knowing each other's likes and dislikes can strengthen a relationship.Family traditions, such as unique holiday rituals, can create special memories.Favorite Christmas movies can vary among individuals and can be a reflection of personal preferences and traditions. Building confidence is key when it comes to approaching someone you're interested in.Ordering risqué items can be a fun and creative way to express interest.Memorable moments and shared experiences can strengthen relationships.Reflecting on fond memories can bring joy and gratitude.Being comfortable with each other from the beginning can lead to lasting connections.Expressing gratitude and having fun together is important in any relationship.Chapters00:00Impressed by Michelle and Bert01:08Bert's Anniversary03:04Holiday Episode04:05Weather in Different Regions05:33Burt's One Year on the Show06:24Becoming Part of the Crew08:00Naked Bike Ride09:09Feeding Pets10:32Burt's Dog with Bloody Diarrhea11:33Winston's Love for Honey Ham13:56Parenting Question14:02Holiday Drinks29:12Teaching Kids to Cheat and Shoplift30:19Personal Shoplifting Stories31:07Consequences of Shoplifting32:40Elf on the Shelf34:47Discussion on Elf on the Shelf36:04Listener Feedback and Comments40:32Burt's Bar Encounter43:36Couples Retreat and Games44:36The Honesty Box Game45:20Instructions for the Honesty Box Game45:35Introduction and Appreciation46:22Explanation of the TV Show47:00Discussion of Controversial Questions48:15Reading Questions for the First Couple49:01First Couple's Answers50:27Discussion of Answer and Validation51:33Reading Questions for the Second Couple52:18Second Couple's Answers53:13Discussion of Answer and Validation54:08Reading Questions for the Third Couple54:46Third Couple's Answers55:52Discussion of Answer and Validation56:20Reading Questions for the Fourth Couple57:08Fourth Couple's Answers58:36Discussion of Answer and Validation59:49Discussion of Future Episodes and Beach Retreat01:00:11Reading Questions for the Fifth Couple01:00:25Fifth Couple's Answers01:00:53Discussion of Answer and Validation01:01:00Closing Remarks01:04:13Stocking Stuffers01:05:10Pretending to Like Gifts01:07:52Knowing Each Other01:09:34Family Traditions01:12:14Favorite Things01:14:38Favorite Christmas Movie01:29:41Picking Up Guys01:30:04Ordering Risqué Items01:30:25Confidence in Approaching01:31:02Intimate Moments01:31:35Memorable Moments01:32:18Embarrassing Encounters01:33:09Fond Memories01:34:05Comfortable Early on01:35:43Reflection on the Year01:36:18Gratitude and Fun01:37:15End of the Year01:38:17New Year's Episode01:39:03Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer!Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involving her younger brother, and so much more...Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We learn why Burt's memoir will be titled "A Life in 15 Tabs", we help a naughty elf work through his Santa issues, help a listener become more hip with his carnal knowledge, and more fun stuff.Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner.Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Titles Burt wouldn't let us use: Sex Party; The Dungeon, Burt and His Wife Have a Quiet Night at the Neighbor's House, Those Hors D'Oeuvre's   Were Exquisite, Pinch Points are Always a Problem, and Please Pick Up Some Crackers. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help someone learn how to deal with their partners strange social awkwardness, we break down an interesting polyamorous Bro Code Breakdown, discuss "girl math" and "Burt Math", and share advice on how to shut down that bully boss of yours.Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a wife who's been thrown a curve to overcome the latest turn in her marriage without getting bent; We help a couple translate their love language into something hotter; and we play three truths and a lie "Celebrity Edition"Want to be part of the show? Don't be scared. Send us a question:X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 126 is dedicated to Pepper, who was always as cute as a cookie.Want to be part of the show? Send us a question:X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Alternate Titles For This Episode:The Burt EquationThe Wisconsin WaffleThe Soft Hand ClubThe Prickly Pineapple ProblemUnwanted SwingingSeeking some bad counsel of your own?  We'd love to hear from you:Send us a question:X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★