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A Squishy Measure

A Squishy Measure

Hour 2 of A&G includes Portland's vortex of Misery, a study on lifespan, the new CDC vaccine guidelines and a question--is your workplace toxic.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3325/10/2022
While Making Sweet Love

While Making Sweet Love

Hour 1 of the Tuesday edition of Armstrong & Getty features Jack's shoe-shopping experience, Mailbag, gubernatorial candidates going after one another and the chaos that ensued when Ted Cruz appeared on The View.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2725/10/2022
Triggered on Broadway

Triggered on Broadway

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: The futile attempts to go "viral" as an influencer, and the dark side to the fame. A North Carolina pastor with some pointed remarks on the future of our children. Broadway with trigger warnings for their shows, and Biden's deteriorating mental state? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3124/10/2022
Cheaters Vs. Jerks

Cheaters Vs. Jerks

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G: It's almost time for the World Series, whose in? Scott Gotlieb graced our airwaves again this weekend. An update on the ever changing battle in Ukraine. The Pandemic affected the brains of our kids, and Littlefeather's little lie.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3124/10/2022
Consequences have Consequences

Consequences have Consequences

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: Xi's power grab in China was displayed on television. A cautionary tale, or tail if you will, of rat hunting in paradise. We fact check the President, and irritating San Francisco.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3324/10/2022
Rat Farms & Duck Tounges

Rat Farms & Duck Tounges

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: Trying to avoid the worst news is getting harder and harder, so we try to focus on the good things; like the fact that doordash exists. Election Day is coming soon, why is policy brushed under the rug? What is "Hell-mo", and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3024/10/2022
Junk Reportage

Junk Reportage

Hour 4 of A&G includes a bunch of snide do nothings, some wishful thinking, Clips of the Week, Halloween costumes and Final Thoughts.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3421/10/2022
Losing the Biscuit

Losing the Biscuit

Hour 3 of A&G includes how the nuclear codes have been poorly monitored, Halloweenies, Steve Bannons's comments following his sentencing and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2521/10/2022
Quit With the Sodomy

Quit With the Sodomy

 Hour 2 of A&G features the latest in the Hunter Biden saga, a very angry neighbor speaks out, a very angry TV talk show host goes racist and Halloween mean at a daycare! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3121/10/2022
More Coke!

More Coke!

The Friday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show provides you with all of the vitamins and minerals you need!  Clips of the Week, Mailbag, a little snark and lot and lots of Coke.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3021/10/2022
Depression and Dread

Depression and Dread

Hour 4 of Thursday's A&G: Immigration, Rahm Emmanuel's brother, Locked up toothpaste, and ugly racism on NBC.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3120/10/2022
It's A Little Salty

It's A Little Salty

Hour 3 of Thursday's A&G: An update on Ukraine. Car Registration is a total rip off. Stacey Abrams and the Dems keep pushing abortion, and who are electric chopsticks for? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3420/10/2022
Diabetic Diet Jabbin'

Diabetic Diet Jabbin'

Hour 2 of Thursday's A&G: Covid stock trading, Liz Truss is out in Great Britain. A new segment, Crime: Coast to Coast. TikTok Influencers, Housing Market crashes, and Diabetic Weight Loss Drugs? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2320/10/2022
Surprise Truss Fall

Surprise Truss Fall

Hour 1 of Thursday's A&G: What are plague taxis? Is that what got Jack sick? A perfectly beautiful mailbag, marred by DipS***s. A 1.7 Million dollar toilet in San Francisco. Why DO we pay car registration? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3320/10/2022
Off to the Cheese Mine

Off to the Cheese Mine

Hour 4 of Wednesday's A&G: Ying Ma joins the show to discuss her PAC's attempts to defeat the racial equity agenda. Politicians had some REALLY great timing when it came time to sell stocks before the covid pandemic. The US sells tech to China, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3119/10/2022
Poke and Sniff

Poke and Sniff

Hour 3 of Wednesday's A&G: A look into personality traits and victim-hood. Jack's male privilege was checked at a nice restaurant. What is poke and sniff, and why was it banned? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3219/10/2022
Satanic Song of Eggs

Satanic Song of Eggs

Hour 2 of Wednesday's A&G: What's the most popular institution in the United States? If I said the police, would you believe me? Jack is working with a cold, and wonders if the changing world could make a common cold impossible to tough out at work. An update on Ukraine, and California Ballot Harvesting.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2619/10/2022
A Sprawling Epic

A Sprawling Epic

Hour 1 of Wednesday's A&G: What is the wokest thing we've read all week? Tune in and find out. Alcoholic Eggos? Well not quite. Mailbag, FLQOTD, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3319/10/2022
Smells Like Winner

Smells Like Winner

Hour 4 of Tuesday's A&G: Deion Sanders, one of the best American athletes of all time, and someone to look up to? Crab fishing hits a stop. What is "The Right To Sex", and what did the poor man's pizza do to be crushed? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3018/10/2022
The Babe and The Beef

The Babe and The Beef

Hour 3 of Tuesday's A&G: There's more to the LA City Council debacle than we actually know. Wanna get elected in New York? Have you tried making a porno? You can now buy hearing aids over the counter. This could end up being a game changer for elderly Americans. What was an average dinner for Babe Ruth? The Home Runs were just an added bonus. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3518/10/2022
No Free Relief

No Free Relief

Hour 2 of Tuesday's A&G: What is the real cost to our country when it comes to military spending? We talk often about the political industrial complex, and Elliot Ackerman's book lays it out as well as it could be said. College loans wont actually bail you out, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2318/10/2022
The Axis of A-Holes

The Axis of A-Holes

Hour 1 of Tuesday's A&G: What are the 3 things an elder statesman of our healthcare industry doesn't want you to do? The terrible drone attacks continue in Ukraine. Oklahoma men have been dismembered amid some scandalous behavior, and the logistics of swearing.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3218/10/2022
Mongolian Throat Techno

Mongolian Throat Techno

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: Russian drone strikes in Ukraine, the REAL Chinese food, affording kids, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3017/10/2022
Miniature Hagrid

Miniature Hagrid

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G: Why are more young American's sympathetic to socialism. The Halloween movies are finally over, we think? Jack is trying to teach his son how to memorize a speech. The actor who played Hagrid passed away. Why is the January 6th committee disingenuous? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3317/10/2022
Hold My Cerveza

Hold My Cerveza

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: The grim future for Russia and Iran. Croc-Tober? What is Sleep Divorce? And Pablo Escobar's HipposStupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2817/10/2022
Boneless Duck Feet

Boneless Duck Feet

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: Deion Sanders says he doesn't use cologne, he smells like voctory. Is Virtual Reality turning into a gimmick, rather than the future? Jack's interesting Chinese meal, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3317/10/2022
Alexa, Flush The Toilet

Alexa, Flush The Toilet

Hour 4 of Friday's A&G: Lanhee Chen joins the show to talk economy, politics, and more. The Amazon House is the thing of nightmares. How to ruin an political campaign in 6 seconds, and one more helping of C.O.W, clips of the week. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2714/10/2022
Get Out Of My House!

Get Out Of My House!

Hour 3 of Friday's A&G: A new way to deal with protesters, leave 'em there. The Steele Dossier may have duped the FBI. TikTok Dominance, Ballot Harvesting, and more.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3214/10/2022
Torn Sock Winners

Torn Sock Winners

Hour 2 of Friday's A&G: Is Chairman Xi trying to market himself as the average man? Why Amazon's "House of the Future" is a surveillance nightmare. Why is merit based eligibility looked upon so poorly? All this, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3314/10/2022
Blissful Stupidity

Blissful Stupidity

Hour 1 of Friday's A&G: Medical Advice from A&G* (Don't actually take ANY medical advice from this show.) The final January 6th Committee presentation was yesterday. Our takeaway? How do you poo on command? Drinking stats for America, and our COW, Clips of the Week.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3314/10/2022
Don't Use That Finger

Don't Use That Finger

Hour 4 of Thursday's A&G: A burgeoning Biden Scandal?? Alex Jones shows how awful he was in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook tragedy. A plethora of stories that annoy Joe. Kanye is a confusing man to dissect, after his Tucker Carlson interview. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2913/10/2022
Computer Senator

Computer Senator

Hour 3 of Thursday's A&G: LA City Council fallout, Alex Jones is an a-hole, Politicians trading stocks, and John Fetterman, half computer? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2913/10/2022
Angry Little Weasel

Angry Little Weasel

Hour 2 of Thursday's A&G: What has lead to the death of the family dinner? Remember the Border Patrol "Whipping" story? Yea, it was a nothing burger all along. A definitive ranking of America's Governors, and try to avoid a wood chipper today.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3313/10/2022
Misinterpreted Thumbs

Misinterpreted Thumbs

Hour 1 of Thursday's A&G: More coffee based rage! Why even have a coffee machine if it doesn't work! Inflation numbers are way up, and welcome back to the 1970s. Why is Gen-Z afraid of the "Thumbs Up" emoji? It's as ridiculous as you think.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3313/10/2022
Dumb Asteroid

Dumb Asteroid

Hour 4 of Wednesday's A&G: Biden will be 80 soon. Geez. NASA successfully moved an asteroid! Jack's Coffee Rage, John Fetterman, and more.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3212/10/2022
Stop Crying!

Stop Crying!

Hour 3 of Wednesday's A&G: Was the Hunter Biden laptop story along the line of Russian Disinformation? More on the ugly LA City Council meeting. Problems with Apple products, and the cheating Astros. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3212/10/2022
Eat  A S*** Sandwich

Eat A S*** Sandwich

Hour 2 of Wednesday's A&G: Ukraine, Biden on Tapper's Show, Apple Store Shortages, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2912/10/2022
One For The Road

One For The Road

Hour 1 of Wednesday's A&G: The Harvey Weinstein trial has begun on the west coast. Joe has a reptilian analogy for the former movie exec. The LA City Council got feisty, as Angelinos call for the resignation of the counsel's president. Jack's sons got into a massive fight. Alex says he knows exactly what happened, with no context. All this, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2512/10/2022
Emoji Security Concerns

Emoji Security Concerns

Hour 4 of Tuesday's A&G: Two major publications with articles about Biden's history of falsifying stories. A lawsuit over Texas Pete hot sauce. Dreaming of being a Youtuber? Have you tried Minecraft? The world's worst travel day, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3411/10/2022
No Señor!

No Señor!

Hour 3 of Tuesday's A&G: John Fetterman's a phony, and Jack's tired of terrible candidates. A fantastic expression of grief from a Spanish announcer during football on Sunday. LA City Council has a group of racists, and...Remember Covid?Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3311/10/2022
Lugubrious Pandering

Lugubrious Pandering

Hour 2 of Tuesday's A&G: Tulsi Gabbard has left the Democrat Party. A new A&G segment, Campus Madness. Mike Lyons joins the show to discuss the latest in Russia/Ukraine happenings. What was your "wake up call"?Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3411/10/2022
Why Do You Lie?

Why Do You Lie?

Hour 1 of Tuesday's A&G: Jack forgot his coffee creamer and he is in a rough mood. An LA City Council Member has resigned after terrible comments of theirs were released. Commie Cars, Biden's far fetched stories and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3111/10/2022
Frank Financial Talk

Frank Financial Talk

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: Paypal attacks free speech and awkwardly walks it back. Financial miscalculations on short term loans have one woman regretting a puppy purchase. Meta has failed in their VR dreams. All this, and more.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3010/10/2022
Will You Snap?

Will You Snap?

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G:Chris Wallace and Bill Maher have a conversation about media bias. More on the 80 plus missiles that rained down upon Ukraine over the weekend. LA City Council racists and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3410/10/2022
Ear Rubs

Ear Rubs

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: Political discussion of the Senate races, Supreme Court coverage, and more. An interesting moment in last night's MLB Wild Card game. The California High Speed Rail has been an abject failure, and The New York Times has a great article exposing it. Jack loves the new Apple tech, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3210/10/2022
Def-Con Crazy

Def-Con Crazy

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: Biden with another gaffe. It's less an English gaffe, and more a math gaffe. Russia launches a massive missile attack this morning against Ukraine after a key bridge was destroyed over the weekend. Kanye West has been banned on social media for Anti-Semitic tweets. What is your state's favorite restaurant?Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3310/10/2022
Ho You Fat

Ho You Fat

Hour 4 of Friday's A&G: Why CCR should be ranked higher in the world's best band conversation. Who has the funniest jersey in sports? Clips of the Week, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2607/10/2022
Nice Peach!

Nice Peach!

Hour 3 of Friday's A&G: More on the President's "Armageddon" comments. We need to stop the Hunter Biden leaks, for the betterment of our security. What are the secret dating codes of grocery stores? The weirdest lawsuit you'll ever hear, and more. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2907/10/2022
Who Likes Short Shorts?

Who Likes Short Shorts?

Hour 2 of Friday's A&G: Biden's strong use of the word "Armageddon" is startling in a small fundraising dinner. A heartbreaking letter from a grieving dad. Ben Sasse is resigning from the Senate. Young People do not want to work. Marines don't want new shorts.Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:3207/10/2022
Marathon of Misery

Marathon of Misery

Hour 1 of Friday's A&G: Hunter Biden may be charged with a crime. Take that with a grain of salt. Jack learned the hard way not to joke about drugs with a bank. Mailbag, Freedom Loving Quote of the Day, Clips of the Week, and more! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37:2807/10/2022