Surprise Attack Book Club 3! Rancfour art thou? Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Three by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the first half of book 5! In this episode, Kaycie definitely remembers her own Patreon link, Alex defends her choices to put produce in her pockets, Tim asks if there were leprechauns in the Wizard of Oz, and we all talk about the muppets... again...  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the second half of book 4! In this episode, Kaycie gaslights Alex about duck phones, Alex calls a goddess a big baby idiot loser, Tim famously says “yum, yum, beans”, and we all try to figure out what a metaphor is. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Two by Chris Wooding

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the first half of book 4!  In this episode, Kaycie teaches us about contextualization and then contextualizes for us, Alex becomes the trickster god of things, Tim blames Canada when shit hits the fan, and we are all pleasantly surprised by Jalil.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the second half of book 3!  In this episode, Kaycie is the math bitch, Alex calls Galahad a sexist, Tim reveals his blood type (FINALLY - I know you’ve all been dying to know), and we all agree that April has the best book so far.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

SURPRISE ATTACK BOOK CLUB!  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) to hear when we strike again! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part One by Chris Wooding

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the first half of book 3! In this episode, Kaycie points out the giving tree is training kids to be workful mindslaves for the capitalist machine, Alex introduces us to our new bartender friend, Tim gifts us to a new way to pronounce NASA, and we would all describe this episode as sapphic Sweeney Todd.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the first half of book 2.  In this episode, Kaycie says “Ray RaMOONo”, Alex does some tree foley, aka “foley-age”, Tim can’t get a pun in edgewise, and we're all mad at Christopher.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the first half of book 2.  In this episode, Kaycie throws a temper tantrum, Alex gives advice on how to tell if someone is a ghoul, Tim asks us an SAT question about idols and sandbags, and we are all the Paul Blart's of specific things.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld' - we're reading the second half of book 1.  In this episode, Kaycie whispers “This is just like Bill and Ted!”, Alex posits that humans are just bacteria persevering, Tim argues that Vikings are just pirates from Minnesota, and none of us are very impressed by David’s boat knowledge. #ratcation Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Happy Holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the special bonus episode where we talk about new YA release "The Nightland Express" by J.M. Lee. We are joined by special guests - our favorite Horse Girls, Tim and Jenna!  In this episode, Kaycie cries for help, Alex has a shrike story, Tim has a grift, and Jenna says "BABY BJERRRN"! Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes. Find Jenna on podcasts "Botched" and "Dungeons and Dracon Beams" (with Alex), find Tim on "Late Starters" (with Alex and Kaycie), and find both on "Horse Girls" (with Alex)!   Music: Holiday Gift Packages Version 2 (Drummer Boy Version) by Lilo Sound Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8589-holiday-gift-packages-version-2-drummer-boy-version License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss K.A. Applegate's 'Everworld', in this episode we read the first half of book 1.  Introducing special guest Horse Girl Tim who will be joining us for the Everworld series! In this episode Kaycie thinks making out is gross, Alex is in her poet phase, and Tim tries to figure out the rules of Everworld.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Austin of Dungeons and Dracon Beams takes us through our second Holly and Helena adventure. It's a Holly-day special for the ages! A new-t story back in Sparkling Peaks. Did Austin make Alex like Helmacrons? Find out here! Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous. Austin can be found at @dndbpod or twitch.tv/seezydrop   The following music was used for this media project: Music: Mystical Adventure On Christmas Eve [Original] by German Tretyakov Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9800-mystical-adventure-on-christmas-eve-original License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://vk.com/ganus612germantretyakov   The following music was used for this media project: Music: Christmas Rap by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3505-christmas-rap License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com   The following music was used for this media project: Music: Mega Boss Fight by Alexander Nakarada Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8421-mega-boss-fight License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/   The Gatekeepers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   "musicbox silent night" by bilwiss of Freesound.org "musicbox carol" by acclivity of Freesound.org "Running on grass with we feet" by nathanaelsams of Freesound.org "fast freezing ice" by urupin of Freesound.org "jingle bells" by jarredgibb of Freesound.org "scifi electric hum" by xixishi of Freesound.org "bigsplash" by rasmuspnielsen of Freesound.org "fabric being ripped" by botha9johann of Freesound.org "break something ice glass" by aurelon of Freesound.org "metal crash" by bolkmar of Freesound.org "metal heavy drag gritty long" by kyles of Freesound.org "crowd cheering ambiance and cheering" by gregorquendal of Freesound.org "Chinese new year parade" by Tim Kahn of Freesound.org "upstairs stomp" by sidequesting of Freesound.org "polar wind" by fission9 of Freesound.org "t-rex sound growl and breath" by metrostock99 of Freesound.org

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Katherine Applegate's new release, "Odder"! In this episode, Kaycie pleads for you to stop naming your books that, Alex says you are bad at water, do it better, and we both will bully you until you read this book. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Hey remember that super secret project Kaycie and I hinted at for months but never told you about? Well Meowths out of the bag it's Late Starters! A Pokémon TTRPG podcast coming to podcatchers near you November 11! Follow along on our journey at: https://latestarters.podbean.com or wherever you find podcasts!

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss the Front Lines! In this episode the indomitable Michael Grant was kind enough to sit down and talk to us AGAIN! We walk through the Front Lines series, we get the blueprints of a heist, and we get an incredible peek into Michael Grant's childhood! Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs with Chris Grine! On this mission Chris talks about how he's ready to start doing two Animorphs books a year, how many dolphins he has drawn in comparison to how many wolves he has drawn, and how he was peer pressured by the cast of Horse Girls. Join us on the first and the fifteenth of every month for a new episode of Animorphs Anonymous.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss the Front Lines short story, “Soldier Girls in Action"! In this episode, Kaycie yells 'I don't care about your kids! Just give me the recipe DIANNE!', Alex creepily asks for one small story from Mr.Grant, and we both speculate on what an Andalite kaiju would be.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss the Front Lines short story, “Dead of Night”! In this episode, Kaycie throws spaghetti at the walls of Alex’s mind, Alex affectionately calls Michael Grant a monster, and we both recall our favorite Doctor Who episodes. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 6, for those reading along that is Part 5: THE CAMPS through the end! In this episode, Kaycie points out that they really found love in a hopeless place, Alex demands Kaycie describe part of the book in depth for a singular goof, and we both just talk about Pokémon for a while.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 5, for those reading along that is Part 4: BATTLE OF THE BULGE through Part 5: THE CAMPS. In this episode, Kaycie finds two more Front Lines books, Alex has sagely advice about finding you a man who supports you, and we’re back on our War Horse bullshit. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 4, for those reading along that is Part 3: PARIS through Part 4: BATTLE OF THE BULGE! In this episode Kaycie spoils Legally Blonde for all of us, Alex to no ones surprise loves the part of the book where Rio makes a rule and immediately breaks her rule, and we both decide BAR stands for Big Ass Rifle. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 3,  Chapter 12 through Part 3: PARIS! In this episode Kaycie gets mad at Erek the Chee again, Alex is horrified about milk, and we both fall in love with Bernard.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 2, Chapter 5 through Chapter 12! In this episode Kaycie screams HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, Alex implies war is a cockamamie scheme, and we both are stunned by Frangie.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Purple Hearts"! We are covering Book 3 Part 1, the beginning through chapter 4! In this episode Kaycie yells at a toilet, Alex yells at Strand Braxton, and we both  learn that just because it's not meat, doesn't mean it's not meat. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 6, Chapter 32 through the end of the book! In this episode Kaycie thinks that even if she were friends with John Cena she would feel uncomfortable referring to him as John, Alex claims Elijah Wood sounded the same in Flipper, and we both think Michael Grant wrote the best Moulin Rouge story of our time. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 5, Part 3 through Chapter 31! In this episode Kaycie wants all of them to be OK (they're not okay), Alex didn't like you but didn't want you to die about it, and we both have a plan to fix broadway. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 2, Chapter 18 through Part 3! In this episode Kaycie tells a dolphin they'll be sleepin with da fishes now, Alex ran out of pickles, and we both think Strand Braxton is a little bitch.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 2, Part 2 through Chapter 17! In this episode Kaycie tell is how submarines are like whales, Alex is going to fight Michael Grant, and we both have a stunning revelation about Velveeta.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 2, Chapter 5 through Part 2! In this episode Kaycie's mind is blown by the sheer insanity of knowledge that we acquire about rubber, Alex  claims there's no stairs in the desert, and we both slander our friends terribly. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Silver Stars"! We are covering Book 2 Part 1, Prologue through Chapter 4! In this episode Kaycie declares "You are what you hat!", Alex develops a new accent, and we both find out Sargent Cole is a baby.    Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Join the Quest Master, Jenna and her trusty assistant, Little Alex as they usher a group of chosen ones through a series of quests to test their mettle and try their might!   This game was played on International Women's Day and raised money to benefit LGBTQ+ youth in need through The Trevor Project. If you want to donate you can do so throughout the entire month of March at tiny.cc/badasswomenofdnd   Thanks again to all the guests that joined!    Alex (@quidproroll, Twitter: @quidroll or @alphacomicgames, Instagram: @qprpodcast) Cate (@catieosaurus everywhere) ChelseaBytes (@ChelseaBytes everywhere) Em Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily everywhere) Steph Crugnola (Twitter @crugglez / Twitch @srsbiz_network / Tiktok: @p2mpod)   QuestMaster Jenna (Twitter @JenChil / Insta @JennaChil) from the Botched Podcast QuestMasters Assistant Little Alex (@alexandbirds) of the Dungeons and Dracon Beams podcast   Controlled Chaos by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3547-controlled-chaos License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 6, the final part of book 1! In this episode Kaycie reminds us all we don't get a cookie for doing the bare minimum, Alex assures us she knows how to spell colonel THANK YOU, and we both explore what would happen if Stephanie Meyer had written Front Lines.   Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 4 which is Part 2- Chapter 25  In this episode Kaycie argues that the Von Trapps were just trying to hang out and have a puppet show, Alex says a bunch of words out of order, and we both agree that no one knows what they're doing. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 4 which is Part 2- Chapter 25  In this episode Kaycie yells 'YAY BOATS!", Alex explains we have all been personally victimized by Regina George, and we both were positively shaken by our first real taste of the war.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 3 which is chapters 14- Part 2.  In this episode Kaycie declares, 'we've found the sapphic", Alex tells us about Fluffer McKitty's ancestor Flufftail McKatten, and we both would like to throw most of the men in this book into the trash.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 2 which is Chapter 8 through Chapter 14 In this episode Kaycie proclaims Fluffer McKitty has returned and is immortal! Alex is concerned that a cross section of our audience also likes the Kardashians, and we both stick it to the MANilow. Barry Manilow that is.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Front Lines"! We are covering Book 1 Part 1 which is the Prologue through Chapter 8.  In this episode Kaycie learns that the Manhattan project takes place in Manhattan, Alex is excited about a fast horse, and we both get really mad about Steamboat Willie for some reason.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Happy Holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the special bonus episode where we talk about Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo with special guest Marisa of Alternamorphs fame! In this episode Kaycie huffs a candle, Alex spoiling Orange is the New Black apparently brought about the apocalypse, and Marisa has a smear campaign against a certain eReader but we can all agree Inej is the best!   Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous and find Marisa @marisamidori

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Austin of Dungeons and Dracon Beams takes us through a Holly jolly Christmas adventure! It all goes to Helena in a handbasket! A merry miniature melee massacre of miniscule morphportions.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.   @dndbpod Christmas Rap Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Gatekeepers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ bilwiss__musicbox-silent-night (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 acclivity__musicboxcarol (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 cgeffex__step (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 cgeffex__trex-roar (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 andromadax24__woosh-glitched-02 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 urupin__fast-freezing-ice (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 sophiehall3535__wind-spinning (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 agentdd__birdflap2 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 jagadamba__ambient-space-effect-v9 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 jarredgibb__jingle-bells (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 xixishi__scfi-electric-hum-01 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 daleonfire__laser (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 pointparkcinema__door-open-space-hatch-hydraulic (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 aurelon__break-something-ice-glass (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 pauliperez1999__light-toy-falling-bouncy (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 bolkmar__metal-crash (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 leonseptavaux__sheepfold-rock-dove-cooing-outside (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 kradziej__shark-is-near (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 metrostock99__t-rex-sound-growl-and-breath (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 fission9__polar-wind (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 purchasing102__soccerballkick (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 csaszi__pigeons-fly-away-wing-flaps-csg (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 cloud-10__christmas-melody-1 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 didi0508__toy-blocks (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 nomiqbomi__xylophone-sting-1 (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 lagmusics__space-heavy-metal (freesound.org) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0    

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie promises us King Tobble stickers and we cannot let her forget this, Alex gets upset about Vallino again, and we both agree that Katherine and Michael need to write us more fiction (not fanfiction) in this world.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie yells at you to do whatever the fuck you want, Alex is a rock candy of a person, and we both promise to do our homework and chores if we get more Endling.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie talks about whales and how much we love them, Alex inexplicably talks about ships and ship design having no prior knowledge, and we both talk about how just HOW are Kathrine and Michael going to get out all the details we need in only two more parts. HOW? Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs with Chris Grine! On this mission Chris talks about how he's settling in to the comics now, how he comes up with his brilliant t-shirt ideas, and how he may come around on pineapple on pizza.... maybe. Join us every Tuesday for a new episode of Animorphs Anonymous.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie declares 'I CAN'T TAKE THIS ROCK!", Alex spoils Animorphs, and we both demand a spinoff book of Khara's adventures POST HASTE, KATHERINE!  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie really digs into the Avatar the Last Airbender feels, Alex writes the song 'Infant has fatty deposits', and we both really dissect how much we don't feel anything for Maxyn yet.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Endling"! In this episode Kaycie talks about the classic movie "Tinker Taylor Torture Spy", Alex spontaneously morphs into Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek, and we both agree this is basically an Animorphs book.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.