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Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz
Murder and the paranormal finally meet! Grab your wine and milkshakes and join us every Sunday for some chilling ghost stories and downright terrifying true crime stories. The world's a scary place. And that's why we drink!
E130 A Creature's Femur and Giovani 3:16
Happy National Ravioli Day! We're talking Brazilian aliens and murderous mommy blogs today. Come take a deep dive with Em into the intricate and, quite frankly, bananas, Varginha UFO incident of Brazil. Christine also brings us an incredibly wild true crime story straight from brunch: the murder of Kirsten Costas. We also learn Em is ready to go back to high school and Christine is decidedly not... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and enter code DRINK #fabfitfunpartnerTry Zip Recruiter for free at this exclusive web address: ziprecruiter.com/DRINKGo to thirdlove.com/DRINK now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first purchase!Get a special offer from Stamps.com that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in DRINK
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02:02:4628/07/2019
E129 A Tipsy Alien and Your Least Favorite Word
It's flap o' clock somewhere in the universe! Join us for Flappy Hour this week as Em and Christine chat Braxy the Flatwoods Monster of West Virginia (not to be mistaken for the western part of Virginia). Then we take a hard left turn into the extremely traumatizing case of the murders of Shari Faye Smith and Debra May Helmick in South Carolina. We've also got some tips for how to be bougie on a budget if you just have to have that 10 foot alien cryptid statue in your town square... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get $65 off your first month of Talkspace when you use the code DRINK at Talkspace.comGet 15% off your Modcloth order of $100 or more! Go to modcloth.com and enter code WHYFor a limited time, get your first month of medication from Cove FREE. Go to WITHCOVE.com/DRINKGet 2 months of Skillshare classes for free when you go to skillshare.com/drink2
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01:12:3321/07/2019
E128 A Lasagna House and Scrapbooks of Destruction
Listen, we know a thing or two about chalk, salt and the date of the Civil War. This week Em's hitting us with knowledge on the most haunted house in Mississippi, the McRaven House. And Christine lays out the unbelievable story of incredibly terrible medical student, Michael Swango. We also learn it's not a good idea to mess with the chrysanthemums of an old Southern garden... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 10% off during your first three months of Ritual! Go to ritual.com/DRINKFor $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/DRINK80 and enter DRINK80 Go to getquip.com/ATWWD now and get your first refill pack for FREE!Get your new favorite flats today! Go to rothys.com/DRINK
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01:53:5314/07/2019
E127 Human Wine and the Postal Service Bark
Happy July! We're celebrating Em and Allison's love... and Alexander's third wheel status throughout the beginnings of their relationship. This week Em brings us a story they've been wanting to cover for a while now and it's a haunted doozy: the Italian Poveglia Island. Meanwhile Christine covers the extremely disturbing case of a Missourian teenage murderess Alyssa Bustamante. We also learn more about human ash as fertilizer than we ever wanted to know... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Try ZipRecruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkFor $20 off a suitcase, visit Awaytravel.com/DRINK20 and enter code DRINK20 at checkout For 20% off your first Native Deodorant purchase, go to nativedeodorant.com/DRINK and enter code DRINK at checkout
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01:27:1707/07/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 30
Happy July! We can't believe birthday month is over but the show must go on... This month we've got some wild true crime listener stories that might be themed Santa Claus or South African cats. We'll let you know when we figure it out. We're also losing our minds over a very unnerving tradition of 4th of July alien encounters... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Join Honey for free when you go to honey.com/drinkGet 15% off your order of $100 or more at Modcloth when you go to modcloth.com and enter code STORIES
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39:4001/07/2019
E126 Summer Camp at the Occult Vault and A Flintstone Motorcade
Welcome to Dr. Junie's Colonoscopy Clinic! Where you're guaranteed to have a qualified feline professional perform your procedure... Strap in because this week we've got some spooky, wild, intriguing stories for you: Em takes us to Scotland for the creepy Edinburgh Vaults and Christine covers the extremely off-putting and confounding case of Bryce Laspisa's disappearance. Em also ripped their underwear and now only has one knickerbocker... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 20% off your first Function of Beauty order when you go to functionofbeauty.com/DRINKFor 25% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter DRINK25Get 15% off your first Third Love order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink - find your perfect fitting bra today!Get a Stamps.com 4-week free trial, free postage and a digital scale! Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter promo code DRINK
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01:46:4930/06/2019
E125 A Neighborhood of Haunted Houses and Codename Vanilla Lunch
We're down to clown aka down to sassy today! Even though we're sadly nearing the end of birthday month. Em's bringing us back to the paranormal world with not just one haunted house but a whole cul-de-sac full of ghosts! Welcome to the story of the Riddle House and Yesteryear Village in West Palm Beach, Florida. Then Christine's got an intriguing mystery (with some current updates) in the case of the Isdal Woman of Norway. We're also graced with the presence of Detective Captain Canada... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Help make sure you and your neighborhood are safe by downloading the free Neighbors apptoday! Go to ring.com/DRINKFor 40% off all Lola subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter DRINK40 when you subscribe!Get two months of Skillshare for free when you go to Skillshare.com/DRINK2Go to fabfitfun.com, and use our code DRINK, to get $10 off your first FabFitFun box!
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01:34:3223/06/2019
E124 A Birdless Penguin and The Wink Face Emoji
Is it still our birthdays? Because we ate an entire ice cream cake in between our stories today! We've got some whoppers for you today - Em closes out their 3-part UFO series with the very creep Tic-Tac Incident and Christine covers the infamous Casey Anthony case. We also have impending colonoscopies and melted frosting clean up sessions... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink to protect your peepers today!Download the free ZipRecruiter Job Search app today — and let the power of technology work for you.Get you new favorite flats at Rothys.com/drink today!Get 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drink
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01:44:5716/06/2019
E123 The Ignoramus of Nevada and a Poisoned Prune Cake
It's birthday week recap time! And don't worry, we baked, smashed, and slumber partied our way into our own personal new years! This week we're bringing you some exciting tales: Em continues their journey into the world of governmental UFO research with a dive into the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (a follow up to their UFO Navy pilot reports story from last week)! Then Christine covers the nightmarish Giggling Granny of Alabama. We're also submitting Christine for Nailed It! based on the Great Cake Incident of 2019TM... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get $20 off your Ava order when you go to avawomen.com and enter code DRINKFor $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh go to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter DRINK80Get 500 high quality, custom business cards from Vista Print for just $9.99 when you go to vistaprint.com and use code DRINKGet 15% off your first ThirdLove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink
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01:27:5409/06/2019
E122 Alien Bumper Cars and MTV Crypts
Welcome to the birthday crypt! We're feeling old but birthday ready this week so it's no wonder MTV Crypts wants to showcase us! This week Em treats us to a current UFO story by covering the recent UFO Navy pilot reports. Meanwhile Christine brings us a semi follow up to the Chicago Tylenol Murders in the case of the murder of Susan Snow. So strap in... it's birthday week, folks!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get an extra 30% off your first ThredUp order when you go to thredup.com/drinkGet $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and enter code DRINKGet a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com, click on the microphone on the top of the homepage and enter promo code DRINKGet 3 Daily Harvest cups free in your first box when you go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code DRINK
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01:18:2502/06/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 29
IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH! And we’re celebrating with haunted twins, handsy ghosts, and black-eyed strangers. Is this week’s theme cheese? Sweden? Demonic intervention? Spoiler alert: we still don’t know. But be sure to stay tuned for next week’s theme, CHEESE AND COWBOYS. Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 20% off your first custom shampoo/conditioner formula at http://functionofbeauty.com/DRINKTry a better way to get birth control with Simple Health by going to http://simplehealth.com/drink or enter DRINK at checkout.
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48:4101/06/2019
E121 The Plumbing Dutchman and a Murderous Glow Down
Hold onto your bellybuttons, because it’s finally here! This week we had the pleasure of sitting down with the lovely gals of Wine & Crime to discuss “glow up” stories… Don’t worry, Christine had to google it too. Em takes “glowing up” quite seriously with their coverage of the Flying Dutchman and his glowing, skeleton-filled ship. Meanwhile, Christine takes somewhat of a left turn and covers the story of serial killer Jake Bird and his murderous hex that left six people dead. It was a glow up for him, but a glow down for the rest of the world. And that’s why we drink! Check out Wine & Crime on your favorite podcasting app, or at http://www.wineandcrimepodcast.com! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Visit http://betabrand.com/drink for 20% off your new favorite dress pant yoga pants! For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, visit http://modcloth.com and enter code WHY at checkout! Get two months of Skillshare for FREE by visiting http://skillshare.com/drink2!Subscribe to The Dark Side Of on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts, or visit http://parcast.com/darkside to listen now.
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01:23:4126/05/2019
E120 Burial Physics and the Troll of Jackass Hill
Please pardon our fuzzy audio as we come to you “long-distance” from our neighboring hotel rooms! This week Em tells the story of Ohio’s Gore Orphanage, full of seance rooms, upside-down graves, and maybe also breakfast cereal… In other words, it's all Fiction + Fact in Em’s Almanac. Meanwhile, Christine covers a long-awaited story about her LEAST favorite body part… the Cleveland Torso Murderer! (PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, don’t send us a crocheted torso…) Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Rothy’s are stylish, comfortable, AND made out of recycled plastic water bottles! Visit Rothys.com/drink today to get your new favorite flats! Visit ritual.com/DRINK to get 10% off your first three months of a healthier lifestyle! Our listeners can try ZipRecruiter for FREE by visiting this exclusive web address: ZipRecruiter.com/drink!
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01:36:1719/05/2019
E119 A Shadow Figure Selfie and Inappropriate Dream Journaling
Hey who hasn't conjured black pigs and flying monkeys to torment their neighbors? Join us for one of our favorite live shows from our friendship's hometown, Boston! Em takes on the ghosts of Salem and Christine brings us the wildly irreverent and murderous case of Jane Toppan. Christine also gets to drink from an extra ATWWD themed wine bottle... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 500 high quality business cards for only $9.99 from Vista Print! Use code DRINK at vistaprint.comFor $80 off your first 4 boxes of Hello Fresh go to hellofresh.com/drink80Order your free home try-ons from Warby Parker today! Go to warbyparker.com/drinkGet 15% off your first Thirdlove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink
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01:16:3512/05/2019
E118 A Demon in the Drain and Pentagrams on the Golf Course
Shalom in the home! Christine's childhood home to be exact! We're recording in the wild this week which is a treat and a curse (sorry in advance for the audio quality, we're testing out new equipment and also recording from Christine's bed). But on the bright side we've got some wild tales about every crack and hole of her graveyard-side house. Em also brings us the ghosts of the Biltmore Estate this week while Christine covers Dana Sue Gray a serial killer and shopaholic to boot...and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com, click on the microphone and enter code DRINKGet 25% off your entire Liquid IV order when you go to liquidiv.com and enter code DRINK at check outTry Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkGet 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you visit ritual.com/drink
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01:19:3705/05/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 28
May we just say, "happy May"?! This month we're reading your stories that include a beach cult, a haunted library, and a pelvis found on a hiking trail. We're also terrified by a very near miss from a Megan... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 20% off your order of dress pant yoga pants when you go to betabrand.com/drink
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37:0301/05/2019
E117 The Buddy System Til Death and Sprinkles of Light in the Chicago Suburbs
What are you doin' tonight, cowboy? Lasso us up! And join us for our Chicago live show! Em brings us a trifecta of food themed spooky stories including "That Steak Joint", The Red Lion Pub, and the Biograph Theater. While Christine dives into the wild and mind-bending tale of the Chicago Tylenol Murders. And that's why we drink!
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01:27:4028/04/2019
E116 The Pancake Witching Hour and the Ghost of Burritos Past
Is the bird the word or the word the bird? Well, either way the word of the day is bird but maybe you just had to be there. Welcome to episode 116, creeps and peeps! We're back in LA long enough to say hello to our studio and tell the stories that the Colorado Bomb Cyclone kept us from telling in Salt Lake City. This week Em brings us the spooky Ben Lomond Hotel in Ogden, Utah. Meanwhile Christine covers the sad and wild tale of the murder of Lori Hacking. Oh we also met the Easter bunny and we were mostly terrified... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get free shipping on your next Rothy's order when you go to Rothys.com and use code DRINKGet 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drinkGet $20 off your purchase of an Away suitcase when you go to awaytravel.com/drink and use promo code DRINK during check outGet your first Quip refill pack for free with a purchase of an electric toothbrush when you go to getquip.com/atwwd
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01:02:3621/04/2019
E115 A Digital Butler and Walls Full of Secrets
We've got a surprise for you this week, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you our Milwaukee and Asbury Park, New Jersey stories retold from the studio! Tune in to hear Em cover the haunted Pfister Hotel and how they surprised Christine on stage by covering the hotel we stayed at. We may also have experienced our own creepy happenings in the grand hotel and at the very least saw some ugly cherubs. Meanwhile, Christine tells the extremely chilling tale of the Watcher House of Westfield New Jersey, a story so mysterious and scary we would NOPE out of there so fast... and that's why we drink!
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01:41:3214/04/2019
E114 A Gnarly Rumor and Hysterical Historians
Sit back, relax and let us tell you where the idea of probing took off! Don't worry, you PROBABLY won't be abducted after listening to this episode. This week Em brings us the story of the Pascagoula Abduction and Christine tells the wild tale of John Christie, a serial killer and a very uppity carpet designer... and that's why we drink! We're nominated for a Webby! Voting is open now thru April 18th, 2019 so please vote for us in the Comedy Podcast category! bit.ly/atwwdvoteGet a free stock when you sign up with Robinhood! Go to drink.robinhood.comGet 40% off all Lola subscriptions when you go to mylola.com and enter code DRINK40Get a 4 week Stamps.com trial plus free postage and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com and enter code DRINK
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01:20:5407/04/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 27
Happy April, ya fools! We may have forgotten to play any pranks but we do have some 90's themed spooky stories for you! This month we hear from listeners who have experienced Beanie Baby and Power Ranger related hauntings. We also rehash birthday girl Linda's epic times at Señor Frog’s... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Try Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drink
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32:1301/04/2019
E113 Millennial Pink and Spanish Moss Red Bug Crayons
Cover those ankles, ladies! Because you just might end up in St. Augustine's Old Jail! This week we're bringing you the haunted happenings of the old timey jail that is now Flagler College and the wild ride that is the story of Diane Downs. We also dive into the nuances of surrogate Austrian weddings... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drinkGet 15% off your purchase of $100 or more go to modcloth.com and enter code WHY at checkout Get $10 off your first Instacart order when you go to instacart.com or download the mobile app and enter code DRINK at checkoutGet $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and use our code DRINK
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01:28:0831/03/2019
E112 The Age of Flurida and a Florida Man Floriscope
We're back from Florida and it might have all been a flu hallucination but we had a blast! We've also got some new spooky jams for you today: Em brings us a classic Canadian ghost story with the Fort Garry Hotel in Manitoba and Christine covers the Florida Black Widow Judy Buenoano, which may or may not be her real last name… it isn't. We've also got some updates on Christine and Lemon's relationship status… and that's why we drink!
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01:05:0724/03/2019
E111 A Ghost Tour by Em and a Mother of Pearl Pie Tin
We’re currently sweating and hiding from gators in Florida, so this week we’re coming to you LIVE in our beanies from Portland, Oregon, home of our first standing ovation! (Trust me, we didn’t believe it either.) Listen up as Em covers the dark and twisted history of the infamous Shanghai Tunnels. Meanwhile, Christine covers a story she’s been waiting to tell since episode one… the mystery of skyjacker DB Cooper! We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week. Check out our tour schedule at andthatswhywedrink.com/live!
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01:38:2517/03/2019
E110 A Pretty Little Monster and a Planetary Enzyme
Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episode 110 Em covers the Goatman(person?) of Maryland. It’s unclear whether he’s a genetic experiment gone wrong, a hairy old introvert, or simply an urban legend. What we do know, however, is that he’s 100% axe. But that’s not all! Em gives us a bonus story this week - the Pope Lick Monster! Or as we like to call him, the Pretty Little Monster.
Meanwhile, Christine covers the story of Ira Einhorn, who considers himself Philadelphia’s very own planetary enzyme. However, we know him as a hypocritical, predatory murderer who did NOT invent Earth Day and also smells like a hoagie with onions. Moral of the story: contrary to popular belief, the world could use a little less hugging. And that’s why we drink!
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01:23:5910/03/2019
E109 A Tornado of Cuddles and an Extra Ab
Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth and goosebumpy sounds! We’re back in a re-styled studio with new mics and we’re feeling great, that includes Lemon. Per usual, we have some wild and spooky journeys to take you on today: Em brings us the brutal creepiness that is the Beast of Gévaudan (a french story that throws Em back to their high-school french class days) and Christine tells the crazy story of Evelyn Dick and the 1946 Torso Murder (so buckle up). Also, be prepared, Lemon makes his audio debut… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Sign up for FabFitFun today with code DRINK to get $10 off your first box! Go to fabfitfun.com and use code DRINKTry Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!Go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink to try your computer glasses today! Get $45 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com and enter promo code DRINK
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01:18:1403/03/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 26
Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t mean your education has to stop? Today we learn that and more from listeners who tell us stories about their Harry Potter loving ghost friends, sibling soul swapping experiences, astral projection and whiskey- infused cemetery night terrors. We also learn about the haunted house of the former Canadian Prime Minister... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola when you go to zola.com/wedrink
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45:4601/03/2019
E108 The Kings of Banter and a Mummified Lemon
If this plane goes down, don’t tell our mothers we were in group 8! We were home from tour long enough to record this week and are already back on the road to the Pacific Northwest and FREAKING CANADA! We also catch up on topics from Valentine's Day to hot sauce to voodoo, so buckle up. We do eventually tell some epic stories from our favorite live shows that didn't initially get recorded including Dear David and the murder of Viola Drath, aka the inspiration for the upcoming "The Worst Marriage in Georgetown"!
We also introduce the newest member of the ATWWD family… a mummified lemon (named Lemon) Christine found under her bed in San Jose… and that’s why we drink! In Citrus and in Health!
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01:33:3424/02/2019
E107 Ghostly Cat Toes and a Box-in-a-Box-in-a-Box
Odds are we’re currently in an airport, on an airplane, or in an airport again. That’s why we’re coming at you live from Phoenix, AZ, this week! Em covers the Jerome Grand Hotel, which is full of bearded ghosts, headless ghosts, and best of all, cat ghosts. The hotel is also inexplicably proud of its ancient elevator, but we’d advise against using it. Next up, Christine picks one of Arizona’s many female murderers, Wendi Andriano, whose terminally ill husband just wasn’t dying fast enough for her liking. TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE for this week’s live shows - visit andthatswhywedrink.com/live for more info!Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to third love.com/drinkFor 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter DRINK40 when you subscribe.Visit ritual.com/DRINK to start your ritual today. For two free months of unlimited Skillshare classes, sign up at Skillshare.com/DRINK2.
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01:06:3717/02/2019
E106 The Worst Toy Story and an Empty Wine Stockpile
Do you see shadow people? Is there a ghost texting you? Does a witch crawl up your face and grab your teeth while you're in bed? Then you just might have sleep paralysis! Buckle up because today Em takes us through some truly horrifying stories of real life sleep paralysis. Meanwhile Christine brings us the extremely fucked up tale of the Postcard Killer, John Frank Hickey. And we reminisce about the past two years on our official podcast birthday! And that's why we drink!
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01:17:1710/02/2019
E105 The Great Non-Binary Owl and Kronk’s Evil Twin
So guess what? This week is a hoot and a half so strap in for a wild ride! Em delves into the Kelly-Hopkinsville alien encounter and Christine takes us through the life and alleged crimes of the infamous Elizabeth Báthory. We also learn the history of medieval Falling Sickness… and that’s why we drink!
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01:30:2003/02/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 25
Happy February, creeps and peeps (thank you, Margaret)! We’re in the month of love and we’ve got some spooky, glitchy, and mothman related stories for you. We’re also terrified of a ghost who drinks Jager and, you guys, we’ve got another 3am George Lopez story and we don’t know what to do about it. We think he might be a sleep demon. Thanks, kind of, we’re terrified… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to zola.com/wedrink
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36:3401/02/2019
E104 The Golden Girls Horror Crossover and a Cousin Cat
White knuckle and buckle, everyone. We’re going beyond vision boarding this week because emergency preparedness is so in right now. Join us as Em shares the ghost stories of Borgvattnet Vicarage and Christine brings us the extremely fucked up story of Leslie Allen Williams, a murderer with a rap sheet 4,502 kilometers long… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get $20 off and free shipping on your Brooklinen sheets when you use promo code DRINK at brooklinen.comStart your ritual today at ritual.com/drink Start your free trial of Squarespace by going to Squarespace.com/drink and when you’re ready to launch use code DRINK to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainGet free shipping on your next Rothy’s purchase at rothys.com and use code DRINK
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01:12:5027/01/2019
E103 Martian Beer Pong and Sweat Glands of the Hand
Guys. Our heads hurt. We’re time traveling again this week for Em’s second part in their series on Project Pegasus and our minds are sufficiently blown. Then things get dark real quick when Christine covers the story of the Bike Path Rapist, Altemio Sanchez. And we might be a little more telepathic than usual this week… and that’s why we drink!
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01:56:4320/01/2019
E102 Quantum Madness and an Abundance of Icicles
Helicopters are swarming the studio for this one, folks, because we're on a huge conspiracy theory kick this week! Em brings us the first in their two part series on time travel and Project Pegasus! Meanwhile Christine covers the incredibly creepy story of the Weepy-Voiced Killer, Paul Michael Stephani. We're also talking unique Christmas gifts and things we probably shouldn't have googled on airplanes... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Visit Ritual.com/drink to start your Ritual subscription today!Get a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale when you go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page and enter code DRINKTry Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkGet $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you visit article.com/drink
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01:42:5913/01/2019
E101 A Ghost in the Nude and a Pasta Peddler
Christine’s immune system rebelled against her this week, so we’re coming at you with our first Philly live show! Em covers the General Wayne Inn, which features some pretty judgmental drunken spirits, and Christine covers the Philly Poison Ring, which is full of spaghetti, witchcraft, and, of course, murder. Philly, thanks for being good to us. Til next time. And that’s why we drink!
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01:15:0706/01/2019
Listener Stories: Vol. 24
Happy 2019, everyone! Or as Christine is singing, "2019... is here". We've got a fresh batch of spooky listener stories for your new year's listening pleasure and they include an FBI/Furby follow up, a real life horror movie intro, a haunted house plant, a reincarnation story, some demonic masks and sleep paralysis to the 90s George Lopez show. We also check off items from our 2018 vision board and receive a new, amazing tag-line from a listener, so now we're "basically Buzzfeed Unsolved but with more wine and screaming"... and that's why we drink!
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54:0301/01/2019
E100 Cryptids for 400 and a Best-Friend-Elope
Something is very wonky in the state of Brussels, but don't worry because THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!! Hold on to your buckets because we've got presents, surprises, new stories and a BIG announcement to celebrate 100 episodes and over 200 stories told! This week Em and Christine swap story ideas which brings us the mysterious tale of the abandoned merchant ship, the Mary Celeste, that was found abandoned and adrift in the Atlantic Ocean with no explanation. On the true crime side, Christine tells the wild tale of Belgium-Hungarian serial killer András Pándy, which, involves the hiring of actors, you'll never guess for what! And Christine humanely saves a piece of confetti from downing in her wine... and that's why we drink, from 10/30/16 to forever!
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01:47:1230/12/2018
E99 Paranormal Swirl and Aura Imprinting
Spirit of Christine, are you there? Scratch us with three claw marks if you want us to leave this kiddie pool of wine by your grave! In the last episode before we hit triple digits, Em covers reportedly the most haunted hotel in Great Britain, the Rams Inn of Gloucestershire. This obviously brings us to the age-old question: is it grave desecration to give spirits brownie batter? Meanwhile, Christine covers the much requested and devastating story of the Yogurt Shop Murders in Austin, Texas. We also just might be opening our own bread and breakfast… and that's why we drink!
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01:43:3723/12/2018
E98 Exorcism Colonics and a Hot Sauce Love Potion
So sorry, everyone, we have to reschedule. We have a demonic assault penciled in for 3pm today. But in the meantime, Em brings us a movie report of the Vatican exorcist, Father Amorth, and how the director of the Exorcist (the film) witnessed his first real-life demonic possession. On the true crime side, Christine, hot off her jaguar-filled honeymoon, tells the tragic story of the death of Tina Watson, who died under suspicious circumstances while scuba diving in Australia on her own 2003 honeymoon. And lastly, get ready, because we're quitting the podcast game to become full-time bubble wrap salespeople… and that's why we drink!
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02:03:4816/12/2018
E97 A Rogue Cork and the Millennium Special
Alright, call the priest, Em's future child is causing poltergeist activity again with their baking soda volcano. This week Em brings us the rollicking, spooky tale of Popper (aka Pooper) the Poltergeist, which leads us to contemplate the holy water evaporation cycle and teen girl angst. Meanwhile, Christine shares the traumatizingly dark story of Katy Harris and Krystal Surles. Christine prescribes many King of the Hill episodes post listening to this story. We also announce our spin-off show, "Poor and Spicy in Missouri"… and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!For a total of $60 off - that's $20 off your first 3 Hello Fresh boxes - go to hellofresh.com/drink60 and enter promo code DRINK60Get 20% off your first order of Bombas Socks when you go to bombas.com/drink and enter promo code DRINKSign up for Firstleaf with our personal link to get your first 3 bottles of wine for just $15 plus free shipping! Then get an extra $10 off your next box when you rate those wines. Go to tryfirstleaf.com/drinkSign up for stamps.com to get up to $55 free postage, a free scale and a 4 week trial! Go to stamps.com and click on the radio mic at the top of the homepage to enter promo code DRINK
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01:19:3209/12/2018
E96 A Garden in the Rear and a Rejection from ISIS
This week, #ChristineGetsBelized so we've decided to release a live episode. In our first stop on our East Coast tour, Em covers DC's Octagon House and Christine covers Virginia's Selfie Killer. And that's why we drink! Please support the companies that support us! Visit prettylitter.com and use promo code DRINK for 20% off your first order. To get your FREE 11x14 Canvas People canvas text WWD to 484848. Go to fabfitfun.com and use promo code DRINK for $10 off your first box.
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01:22:0202/12/2018
Listener Stories: Vol. 23
Christmastime is here and Christine finally gets to sing about it. This month we've got festive listener stories that include secrets revealed at a mysterious holiday party, ghostly Christmas lights, the nefarious purposes of Furbies finally revealed and a kitten who spotted either an attic ghost or Santa. We're also confronted with some hard questions about everything we've ever known about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: could this favorite tale be a cover for Christmas Eve alien abductions?! ...and that's why we drink!
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34:0201/12/2018
E95 A Wendigo Named Megan and a Winnebago in the Woods
Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everyone! Let's all pray to Gio's butt curtain that Christine doesn't get eaten by a flesh-eating monster on her honeymoon because this week Em covers the folklore of the creepy cannibal, the Wendigo. Meanwhile Christine brings us the heartbreaking story of the murders of Hannah Graham and Morgan Harrington, a case that intersects with Em's alma mater. We also may have coerced Blaise into starting a band called, "Blaise and the Jaguars"... and that's why we drink!
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01:01:4325/11/2018
E94 Cocoa Pebbles County and the Cannibal Cafe
Buckle up, everyone! We've got an extra dark episode for you this week. Em covers the horrific events that happened during the operation of the Byberry Mental Hospital in Philadelphia and the paranormal occurrences it's created, while Christine serves up (it's a pun, you'll see) the story of German cannibal (too much?) Armin Meiwes. We also recap our East Coast tour and describe Christine's childhood home at length - don't worry there are a lot of graves involved... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Try Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkGet an exclusive intro offer from First Leaf that includes 3 bottles of wine for only $15, plus free shipping! Go to tryfirstleaf.com/drinkGet $20 off your first Simple Contacts order when you go to simplecontacts.com/drink20 or enter DRINK20 at check out Try a free trial membership of Beach Body On Demand when you text DRINK to 303030
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01:32:0318/11/2018
E93 The Broad of Broadcast and a Love Rhombus
Welcome back to the ghost story and murder situation show! It's Friendiversary time, folks! And this year Em got Christine a new fly fishing rod from Dicks! Just kidding but celebrations did ensue and we've got that Instagram-worthy story here. Em also brings the creeps with the tale of Rose Hall Manor in Montego Bay, Jamaica and Christine covers the gruesome murder of law student Lauren Giddings. We also venture back into the dangerous world of high school geometry... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 20% off your first order of Bombas socks when you go to bombas.com/drink and enter promo code DRINKTo get 36 bottles of Hint Water for $36, visit hint.com/drink and enter promo code drink! For a total of $60 off, that's $20 off your first 3 Hello Fresh boxes, go to hellofresh.com/drink60Get up to $55 in postage, a digital scale and a 4 week trial of stamps.com by going to stamps.com, clicking the radio microphone and using our code DRINK
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01:51:3211/11/2018
E92 Twin Theybies and a Phone Call to the Mayor
Merry Christmas and a Happy Halloween! Spooky season continues with Halloween 2.0 featuring Em as Marty McFly and Christine as... still in her cat onesie! This week Em takes on the origins of the wailing woman, La Llorona and Christine continues Em's theme from last week by bringing us her mom Renate's paranormal and true crime stories! And find our what Patreon level gets you a live stream of Em sleeping... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 2 months of unlimited access to Skillshare for only $.99Get 40% off all Lola subscriptions when you go to mylola.com/drink40Get $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and use our promo code DRINKStream the brand new second season of Gimlet's highly acclaimed podcast, Crimetown, free on Spotify!
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01:17:4104/11/2018
Listener Stories: Vol. 22
It may be the day after Halloween but we're spooky year round! Today we read your listener stories featuring the Brazilian version of Bloody Mary, a v haunted British church, a cult condo and a freaky deer for your post-Halloween come-down. And speaking of deer, did you know Em trapped a deer in a ski resort bathroom once? You'll have to listen to find out... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Sign up for a VIP Just Fab membership and get your first style for as low as $10 when you go to justfab.com/drinkGet 50% off your first month with Scent Bird when you go to scentbird.com/drink and use code DRINK
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38:1001/11/2018
E91 Mad Lib Disease and an Everlasting Faint
We're back in real time! Christine has redirected her wedding planning energy into Halloween surprises! And don't worry, it's only part one of our Halloween celebrations because you know us, we can't do anything just once, especially during spooky season. Today Em and Christine bring you extra special creepy compilations - Em relays the scariest moments from their mom Linda's life and Christine brings us the many genres of Ouija board murder. And here's the thing, we're not planning on making a homemade Ouija board out of hotel wine glasses during our upcoming tour - but if it happens, it happens, OK? And that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off your first order with Thirdlove when you go to thirdlove.com/drinkGet 2 months of unlimited Skillshare classes for just $.99 at skillshare.com/drinkGet your first Quip refill pack for free at getquip.com/atwwdGet your first 3 bottles of wine from First Leaf for just $15, with free shipping, and if you rate those wines you'll get an extra $10 off your next box! Go to tryfirstleaf.com/drink
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01:40:1828/10/2018
E90 High Quality Demonic Excitement and a Serial Killer Crossover
Shout out to all our suspiciously beautiful listeners out there because you just might be a witch! This pre-Halloween spooky season Em brings us the history of Bloody Mary and answers the burning, eternal question, "Do little girls conjure demons?" and, spoiler alert, the answer is a resounding "yes". Meanwhile, Christine digs into the story of the dollar store Jack the Ripper, Joel Rifkin, aka Joel the Ripper. And we make plans for our upcoming live show in King Tut's Tomb, promo code: EGYPT... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get a free trial membership of Beach Body On Demand when you text DRINK to 303030Try a 2-month VIP membership with Grove, plus a bonus gift, when you go to grove.co/drinkTry ZipRecruiter, the smarter way to hire, for free at ziprecruiter.com/drinkAttention cat owners! Get 20% off your first order at PrettyLitter.com promo code DRINK.
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01:10:3621/10/2018