Morgan Murphy (2 Broke Girls, The Carmichael Show, Jimmy Kimmel) and Robin Shorr (The Carmichael Show, The Middle) stop by to talk about their critically acclaimed hyperlocal podcast Los Feliz: The Podcast, living a few houses from each other, Morgan's reluctance to celebrate their friendship anniversary, working in Hollywood, writing for television, spiritual hikes, karaoke, the voices in your head, food, The Hills: A Staged Reading and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen [powerpress] Download the episode from iTunes. You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY SHIRT! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Blue Apron and ABC's American Housewife. Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Special guest Annie Lederman joins us and she didn't leave anything behind FOR ONCE. Daniel and Alison had to take Elliot to the emergency room. David Huntsberger is finally back with a crazy story about hair discrimination and a sweet memory involving onions. Plus iTunes comment of the week good and bad, an update from Jenna and Al, Alison's most embarrassing story, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Annie Oakley.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY SHIRT! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Whistle (use code ALISON at checkout), Icon (use code BFF) and American Housewife.  Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Mike Mitchell (Doughboys, LOVE, Birthday Boys, Parks and Recreation) stops by the show to talk about the ways he's similar to and different from the complicated man-child he plays on Netflix's LOVE, growing up in Quincy, Massachusetts, starting out at UCB, apologizing for everything, getting into trouble and being sent to private school, his relationship with his father, finding out his father was sick, grief, depression, OCD, therapy, his beloved family cat, relationships, auditions, working on the Simpsons, his podcast partner Nick Wiger eating a spoonful of mayonnaise, regrets, eating dog food and so much more. We also took listener questions, did round of Just Me Or Everyone and a round of #SnackChat involving strawberry gummies and double crunch peanuts from Germany. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF Legacy Shirt and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Hubble and American Wife on ABC; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Alison can't remember what Chuck E. Cheese type places are called. Arcades? That doesn't sound right. Daniel's edgy again. Special guest Jason Horton is also edgy but in a different way. Plus he once auditioned for the Sham Wow guy. Renee's collecting looks for her zed card. Plus the pedi ped pod, an update from Jenna and #AL, the merits and trendiness of sleep training, how to get verified on Instagram, a round of #SnackChat involving Super Dickmann's from Germany, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Belle. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY SHIRT! This show is brought to you by Society 6 (enter code ALISONROSEN at checkout), Brooklinen (promo code ALISON) and Proflowers  (use code ALISONROSEN at checkout).Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Larry Miller (Pretty Woman, Best in Show, Seinfeld, Larry Miller Show) stops by to talk about punctuality, marines, empty nest syndrome, getting hit in the face with books, his accident (he hit his head and was put in a medically induced coma), his pettiest pet peeves, show business, Casablanca, The Manchurian Candidate, podcasts, God and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY SHIRT! This show is brought to you by Beachbody On Demand (text ALISON to 303030) Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Daniel's a man of many alter egos. Jordan's adjusting to life now that @midnight has ended. Alison did the new mom equivalent of getting drunk and making a bunch of booty calls. Also Jordan may have been wrong about lizards. Renee and Jeff are on different sides of the shrimp chip divide. Plus the truth about billboards, an update from Jenna and #AL, the Westminster Fart Show, #SnackChat, Itunes Comment of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Monroe. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY SHIRT. This show is brought to you by Noom and RXBar (enter BFF at checkout). Also: Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Rider Strong (Boy Meets World, Cabin Fever) stops by to talk about guest judging the storytelling competition where he and Alison met and their differences of opinion, his decision to focus on working behind the camera, directing episodes of Girl Meets World with his brother Shiloh, the logistics and challenges of directing as a team, directing and producing short films, his school experiences both on set and then at Occidental, Columbia and Bennington, becoming a father, his relationship with fame, his approach to acting and his decision to quit acting, his book-centric podcast Literary Disco, single cam verses multi cam, literary and film theory and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LEGACY TSHIRT. This show is brought to you by Blue Apron.  Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

A popular new t-shirt and the way Daniel's "baggadicks" pins are selling out is causing Alison to question her branding. Should she be the female Joe Rogan? Demi's not sure about his overly fraternal shrink. Renee went to work with a spoon in her pocket. Plus embarrassing auditions, an update from Jenna and #AL, that golf cart lyfe, Val Kilmer, iTunes comments of the week good and bad, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Boris. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Unbound (use BFF at checkout) RXBar (enter code BFF at checkout) and Whistle (use code ALISON at checkout) Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

 Dog trainer and Animal Planet star Laura London (Rescue Dog to Super Dog) stops by to answer your dog questions and talk about how she was selected to cohost Rescue Dog to Super Dog. We also discuss working with shelters, letting dogs sleep in your bed, asking her father for his blessing when she switched careers, reading dog energy and whether that translates to being able to read human energy, preventing dog fights, what tail wagging really means, whether Alison's dog's spazziness is Alison's fault and so much more.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Audible and Whistle (use code ALISON at checkout).

Alison had a biohazard situation in the bathtub. Wendy Molyneux is back with a genius idea for a company. John Henson has returned from an epic working summer. Both Wendy and John share embarrassing stories of young performances. Alison has questions about real estate. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Gatsby. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Casper  (use promo code BFF) and Lovepop.  Also: Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Esther Povitsky (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Last Comic Standing, Difficult People) stops by to talk about her upcoming show Alone Together, the reality of having your own show versus the fantasy, working on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, her new podcast Glowing Up, becoming recently obsessed with "girly things," the phase of her childhood where she told people she was a dog named Jacob, relationships, meeting hangovers, Alison's problematic bra and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Alison and Daniel are frustrated, Jordan's hands are cramping from video games, Jeff loved his ergonomic chair, Renee GOT A DOG, Jordan explains some of the weirder corners of the internet, Al and Jenna have snakes and an unusual birthday song, Alison and Daniel put in a backup offer on a house, Alison's still trying to appear normal in her voiceover class, Jordan's fed up with NYC transplants and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Inca.    Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Proflowers (use code ALISON ROSEN) and Society 6. Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Dustin Marshall, founder of Feral Audio (My Favorite Murder, Doughboys, Duncan Trussell Family Hour) stops by the show to talk about the future of podcasting, growing his network from the ground up to become one of the biggest networks in the world, how podcast listeners are ruining "the podcast revolution," being an anarcho-socialist, depression, talking openly about mental illness and his experience being bipolar and having borderline personality disorder, his social media presence, relationships, the "skinny, happy, horny pill" and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Hubble and Beachbody On Demand (text ALISON to 303030) Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

You know when you worry you've offended someone but you probably haven't and then you overcompensate which only makes you seem intense and weird? We discuss and recount and relive on this episode. Recent Monday guest Demi Adejuyigbe is here and by the time you listen he will have had his first therapy appointment. We find out more about Renee's crazy backstory and talk about golf, Law & Order: SVU, dentists, being social, making yourself throw up, Appletinis, eating disorders and body image and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone, got an update from Jenna and #AL and and talked about an adoptable dog named Bryn. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Blue Apron. Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Chris Franjola (Chelsea Lately) stops by to talk about his former life as an electrician, reality TV, hot tub parties with agents, eating in public, bartending, Gal Gadot, junkets, writing for TV, comedy and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Alison feels weird and off-kilter. David's getting ready to head to Scotland and needs a montage. Special guest Wendy Molyneux is still upset with Alison over something that happened in college. Plus Japanese game shows, updates from Jenna and Al, anxiety, crabs, Alison's needle-scratch moment in voiceover class, soup, the fart machine, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Honey. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Rover (use promo code BFF during checkout) and Honest Tea. Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade) return to talk about recently moving their podcast from the Maximum Fun network to Earwolf, the juicy behind-the-scenes story of their tour doc (it was shot by Erin's ex-husband), spa etiquette, the Brawny guy, lumbersexuals, active vacations and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Some confusion about energy and electricity leads to David Huntsberger's lightbulb revelation. Plus everyone's dating styles, a possibly insulting metaphor involving dogs and coyotes, Renee Colvert's screen grab embarrassment, talk of hair shafts, Daniel's blueberry enthusiasm, the Quantz Method, the bugs in Alison's dryer, messages from Jenna and #AL and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Beau.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by  Thumbtack. Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Demi Adejuyigbe (The Good Place, Gilmore Guys, The New Yorker) stops by the show to talk about having achieved so much at such a young age, his new secret job, anxiety, otherness, whether Gilmore Guys played a role in the Gilmore Girls returning, his fun first name, meeting his girlfriend on Twitter, going viral and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison had a long protracted meltdown and Daniel got REAL and Renee and David and Jeff were their usual hilarious lovable selves. Also hustling, messages from Jenna and Al, Renee's spot-on fruit metaphors, cherry season, searching for validation, David's old-timey Instagram story voice, a round of Just Me Or Everyone, an adoptable dog named Lois and so much more. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen [powerpress]   This show is brought to you by Hubble, Beachbody on Demand (text ALISON to 303030) and Proflowers (use code ALISON ROSEN at checkout). Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Badass media boss Jennifer Romolini (Chief Content Officer of Shondaland.com, former HelloGiggles editor-in-chief/VP of Content, former Yahoo EIC/Editorial Director) stops by the show to talk about Weird in a World That's Not: A Career Guide for Misfits, F*ckups & Failures, rising up the ranks at Yahoo, working with Alison at Time Out New York as the Chill Out editor (but being "the least chill person you could meet,") effective and ineffective strategies to get more money, why jealously is a good thing, her greatest career regret, whether millennials are better suited than Gen X to dealing with harassment, her teenage hippie parents, motherhood, ambition, licking envelopes, bullet journals, taking time off to write the book and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Buy Jennifer's book here: Weird in a World That's Not: A Career Guide for Misfits, F*ckups & Failures Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

What's the different between an understudy and a standby? Alison went to Book of Mormon ALONE and wants to know. Also, her therapist paid her a huge compliment that Daniel points out isn't really a compliment and she had a weird encounter at the grocery store. Plus crafts versus art, turtle food, Hobby Lobby, some sad words at the top, messages from Jenna and #AL, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Lexi.  Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Blue Apron. 

Harley Morenstein (Epic Meal Time) stops by the show to talk about creating the number one online cooking show, having over seven millions subscribers, feeling conspicuous,  clickbait, "YouTube voice," his childhood in Dollard-des-Ormeaux, his initial forays online, Alison's terrible first screen name, whether Amir has changed, his relationship with former Epic Meal Timers, Epic Meal Empire, Muscles Glasses, BTS and his Jimin bias, dogs, gross things he's eaten, production values, money and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison isn't the high fiving kind, Renee dabbles in puppetry, David tried to time a fart and it went horribly, Jeff got the dogs barking, Daniel has secrets, David doesn't like to be surprised by musicals, Renee doesn't like to be surprised by churros, Alison might still be trapped in her new therapist's courtyard building and so much more. Plus an audio message from Jenna and #AL, horses and candy, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Stevia.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Honest Tea.   

Comedy writer Caissie St. Onge stops by to talk about working with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, writing for Joan Rivers, getting her start as David Letterman's assistant, working with Rosie O'Donnell, Best Week Ever, celebs who've flipped out, going "soft viral," the advice she gives to people wanting to become comedy writers, balancing work and family, Oprah, sensory deprivation tanks, permanent makeup, her young adult novel and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

You guys, this is Jenna and Al's last show before they move to Atlanta! Also, David Huntsberger is back and has some harsh words for Pocatello, Idaho. Plus Alison realizes she has a bad attitude, Daniel has to give someone the finger, river otters, a Korean chest, iTunes comments, tears, some surprises for Jenna and Al from friends of the show, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Burt.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Omaha Steaks (type ROSEN in the search bar), Wag! (text ROSEN to 25324) and Thumbtack. 

Greg is back to talk about whether he should have told his wife about his history with a woman they ran into, writing on Crashing and his living situation in New York, the launch date for Loinfruit, being an "alpha" and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison visited a very Los Angeles Urgent Care, Renee's running til the numbness sets in, Jenna and Al are still intending to move, Alison may have some postpartum depression and more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Sam.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by  Storyworth, Beachbody On Demand (text ALISON to 303030) and Harry's. Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Laurie Kilmartin (Conan, The Jackie and Laurie Show) stops by the show to talk about her just-released comedy album 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, the Seeso special it was taken from, her competitive swimming past and why her former coach is now in jail, bulimia, writing for late night, her relationship with her parents, the book she wrote, standup, street art and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison's been having dark intrusive thoughts and giving into compulsive googling. Greg is back and he once drank his own pee. Also he has a fashion jacket. Jenna and Al had a successful yard sale. Alison's afraid of hills. Daniel dislikes everyone at open houses. Plus some talk about a fog machine, iTunes comment of the week and a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Omaha Steaks (type ROSEN in the search bar) and Harry's.  Also: Try Audible and get two free audiobooks; Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Bob's Burgers writers Wendy and Lizzie Molyneux stop by to talk about working with siblings, their path to Bob's Burgers, Wendy having gone to college with Alison, the experience of writing for an animated show and what story lines challenge animators, messy career trajectories, Wendy's improv background, turkey legs, Pomona College's improv troupe, the Bob's Burgers characters they most identify with, growing up in Indiana, general meetings, parenthood, anxiety and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Blue Apron and ProFlowers (enter code ALISON ROSEN at checkout). 

Al and Jenna have big news about their upcoming whereabouts. John Henson is back and just filmed a bunch of episodes of a game show created by Judge Judy! Alison is still indecisive. Maybe. Daniel's wearing a lemon shirt. Plus SnackChat with snacks from Sweden, iTunes comment of the week featuring good AND BAD comments, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Ralph. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Omaha Steaks (type ROSEN in the search bar) and Wag! (download the app from the app store or Google Play) 

Monique Powell stops by to talk about performing again as Save Ferris, the unfortunate battle with her former bandmates for the name, receiving an upsetting diagnosis and being told she had to choose between walking again or singing again, losing her father, doing karaoke in his honor, meeting her husband online, the new EP Checkered Past, clowns and chickens, social anxiety, feeling at home on tour and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison won't shut up about a house that just came back into her life. Special guest Renee Colvert from Can I Pet Your Dog? has a life changing tip that's currently in her wallet. Also she's a former magician's assistant! Jenna had a dream about Alison and Alison had a dream about Daniel and his hot new British love interest. Plus red velvet and chocolate mint macaroons, Broadway talk, an adoptable dog named Sheryl and a round of Just Me Or Everyone! Get next week's Snackchat item and snack along with the gang! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!

Matt Mira (Nerdist, The Goldbergs) and his wife Doree Shafrir (Buzzfeed) stop by to talk about the choice to document their IVF journey on Matt And Doree's Eggcellent Adventure, the many podcasts Matt hosts and produces, Doree's new book Startup: A Novel, dog bites, dog balls, impostor syndrome, shed envy and more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LAPEL pin! and the HGFY ringtone!

Where's the line career-wise between healthy ambition and wanting more just for the sake of more? Plus Jenna's baby's gender reveal, Jordan's mummy summer, Jersey doctors, Daniel's rope tricks, "going country," Jenna's round offs and cartwheels, zoo smells, which ARIYNBF character are you and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Kiara. Plus next week's Snackchat items.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen  

Andy Kindler is back to talk about dropping acid, being judgmental, therapy and anti-depressants, OCD, "checking," why he goes after certain public targets, new atheists, the recent release of his very first State of the Industry address, silverfish and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Is it bad to be referred to as "eager" and if not, why does it feel somewhat mortifying? David Huntsberger reveals his voiceover voice. Alison and Daniel had a busy and social weekend which is so unlike them. Alison thinks "orthodontistry" is a word. Daniel's been using his toes to maximum effect. Plus pinworms and Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Blue Apron and Beachbody on Demand (Text ALISON to 303030).

Podcaster, writer and mother Elizabeth Laime (Totally Married) is back to talk about writing a network pilot, not taking it personally when a very personal pilot doesn't go, the podcast about pubic hair she should probably host, being sunny with a side of goth, postpartum anxiety, hopes for her kids, her husband Andy Rosen's use of language, tuxedo balloons, dongles and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison's not a morning person but she's determined to become one. #AL is very literal and once peed in the garage. David Huntsberger is helping to measure outrage. Also why have we all signed off on certain sounds being scary or ominous and where's the petty bullshit department when you need them? Plus Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Eddie,    Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Away (use promo code BFF) and Lola (enter BFF at checkout).

Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Don't Be Yourself (produced by Amy Schumer), touring with Amy Schumer as her longtime opener, growing up in New Orleans, cheating on his girlfriend of 12 years, wet pubes, drinking, being an introvert, stealing from private jets and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Watch Mark's special on May 12 on Comedy Central! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen     You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Al's tired of being a slave to his electric toothbrush. David's shoed horses and a lot more. Daniel was secretly filmed singing a very sweet lullaby to Elliot. Alison went crazy the first time she took the baby to a restaurant, imagining all the scenarios in which he could get hurt. Also Alison and Daniel left the house without the baby for the first time (and cheated on him with Samantha). Plus more pillow talk, the best Disney movie, the science march, doomsday prepping and a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Storyworth.

Guy Branum stops by the show to talk about Talk Show the Game Show, prune festivals, coming out, Feud, Berkeley, his favorite cracker, gay men being obsessed with the structure of social interactions, small talk, leaving Chelsea Lately, his relationship with Chelsea and behind-the-scenes stories, his conflict with Joe Rogan, why dating apps aren't in rom coms, G4 and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LAPEL pin! and the HGFY ringtone!  

Alison's feeling guilty and conflicted about appreciating time away from the baby. John Henson's having hotel sex. Jenna and #AL are loving Atlanta. Jeff's fixing tractor tires, handling guns and eating peanut chews in Bucks County, PA. Plus cavalries, pillow menus, marital scorekeeping, first dates, grits, red moons, iTunes Comment of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone, #SnackChat with aforementioned peanut treats and an adoptable dog named Lundi.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Audible and Hubble.

Greg Fitzsimmons is back to talk about how to get special treatment, the new podcast he and Alison will be starting and how listeners can be involved, writing on Crashing, Greg's physique, Alison's diet, sex with larger women, Andy Dick and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen     You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin!  

Alison had an anxiety-provoking encounter at a baby-wearing meetup, Daniel's feeling edgy, Al's describing movies, Jenna's making videos and David Hunstsberger knows everything about Elliott Smith. Plus the reason crocodiles hang out with their mouths open, Funfetti, microwaving, internships at the flower shop, the return of iTunes Comment of the Week, advice to a listener, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Ed. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen     You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you by Casper (use promo code BFF) and Blue Apron and Beachbody on Demand (Text ALISON to 303030).

Josh Wolf returns to talk about the meaning of the word "elite," how we got into this political mess, the Poddy Awards, education, his new podcast with Freddie Prinze Jr., authenticity, mushrooms, mole people and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! ) 

Alison might be over carboloading the intro. John Henson got into it on Twitter. Daniel hates your certainty. Jenna and Al need you to go down for a nap. Alison's song is creeping everyone out. Also, multitasking while parenting is impossible. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Cookie. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen     You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF LOGO pin! This show is brought to you by Amazon (Clicking through the Amazon banner helps support the show. Thank you in advance for your support! Clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!) Boll and Branch (use promo code ALISON) and Proflowers (enter code ALISON ROSEN at checkout)