In which we take bold stance in these uncertain times and discuss our favorite chips, crackers, cookies, and candy. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Eric’s busy week, his upcoming vasectomy, people using weird genitalia terminology with their kids, the election, and Jeremy almost getting hit by a car. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss how Eric spent Halloween in the Emergency Room with his daughter, Halloween when we were kids, homemade vs store-bought costumes, and why Thanksgiving is the worst holiday, but also the best holiday. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Jeremy attempts to explain how Judaism works, how many pages well look at during a Google search, Jeremy has a theory about why we look at pointless shit on the internet, when and why we started drinking/smoking pot, best way to avoid unwanted conversations and dog interactions, nerdiness, and kids who have the same interests as their parents. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we have a highly contentious discussion about how Minnesota became the “State of Hockey”, the states that have the best shapes, Paul’s new house, European toilets, the origins of Pottery Barn, Paul’s first foray into a “coffee shop”, and how sperm works.   [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Jeremy starts with a half-hearted rant about kids cups which leads to a much better discussion about tights, Orit joins us to sort out the difference between tights, pantyhose, and leggings, if every character Tim Gunn plays is gay, and we continue the Irrational Quiz Challenge with a Drivers License Exam. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss famous babies that would be in a baby race, how most famous people were probably assholes, what constitutes an asshole, then Orit joins us to get advice for an apology letter to a day care provided, we begin the Irrational Quiz Challenge with a Spelling Bee, and compare how many keys we have on our key ring. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss phantom poops, transferring poop to other people, pot laws in Amsterdam, what counts as fleeing, Stranger Things and Penny Dreadful, what season we stopped watching the Simpsons, dumb shows our kids like, and sticking your hand up a cows ass. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Jeremy spending the week with his son, Jeremy describes his Fall fantasy, we imagine drinking out of a hamster ball, want Paul to star in a remake of Felicity, the return of Gilmore Girls, come up with a new use for the asterix, decide which government law enforcement branch we’d like to work for, and the boat Paul bought.     [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we talk more about the Olympics and come up with several ways to make them better, including a Modern Pentathlon randomizer, Summer/Winter Olympics mixed decathalon, discussion of sports that are no longer in the Olympics, and other various ideas. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss what constitutes a zombie apocalypse, go in depth on hipsters and what the next personality trend could be, and Eric’s jealousy of Jeremy’s dance skills lead him to say mean things. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Eric’s past as an economist, Jeremy tells the secret origin of how he decided to become an architect, Jeremy recounts several stories where he is much too aggressive during pick-up sports, basically this whole episode is therapy for Jeremy, Eric shares two life hacks he is currently using, and we talk about the Olympics. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Orit joins us and we discuss periods, Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a metaphor for periods, Eric’s fear of prison rape, the number of lakes in Minnesota, Chelsea Clinton’s eventual Presidential run ,how to play Pokemon Go! In prison, and leave you with a Ponderable Thought. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Eric is in Canada, we discuss the definition of multiple, couple, and several, try to figure out why people would stay friends with their ex-coworkers, and the secret lives of ball boys. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which Eric’s new deck is a springboard to a discussion of things that bring us joy, what we need to be happy doing a specific task, new kids being born, and how to make people appreciate the 4th of July more (by sort-of turning it into the Hunger Games). [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss narwhals, we talk about a Country artist Jeremy likes, how to decide how many times you need to stab someone, our shopping strategies, when it’s appropriate to say “Nice to Meet You”, break down the term Sexual Harassment, and discuss different types of arousal.

In which we are joined by many special guests to celebrate a milestone and try to figure out if Will Smith is an asshole, what it’s like to tour a porn studio, the NBA Playoffs, STD’s, and much more. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Eric’s lawn care, the fantasy vs. the reality of camping, a science game show, Disney World, jerking off (or not) on family trips, and Pulp movies. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which Dr. Rob joins us and we discuss the rebranding of Playboy, insults we haven’t heard in a long time, tube based transportation systems, sex-bots, and the next wave of terrorism. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Jeremy’s hatred of glitter, beads, and stickers, anal beads, products designed to go in your butt, TV shows we like and why we don’t like others, food given to us by our neighbors, our kids not really wanting to deal with other kids, kids birthday parties, and Hooters. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which discussion of Jeremy’s performance review at work spurs a long discussion about our jobs and how we don’t really want to be architects, Jeremy’s obsession with lists, Eric’s lawn care and not caring about stuff people stress out about, and revisit our thesis’. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we talk about snack mix for a very long time, Eric giving up coffee, foods we don’t eat anymore, read an article about the naming of a boat, and the death of Prince. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss the art of gift giving, Eric’s hobby of outdoors time, our desire for mindless physical labor, try to figure out what our kids will say about us when they bring their future significant others to meet us, our children learning to talk, our preferred alternative jobs, and Game Boy. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we lose half an episode due to technical difficulties, but present the final four of our Sidekicks bracket, and the entirety of our Feelings Bracket. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Jeremy is upset that not all of March Madness takes place in March, we discuss types of shovels, if one can tell if dogs are having homosexual sex, bone penises, design a grand, LEED Certified, porn set, bringing dogs to work, and Jeremy comes to a self realization. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Jeremy gives his thoughts on Batman vs Superman (before he’s actually seen it), and we present an alternate March Madness Bracket featuring the movies of Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and the Wilson brothers. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Eric explains how soccer leagues work in Europe, more about Harry Potter and how we’d more than likely throw him to the wolves, find a way to make Quidditch work in the real world, boredom and how it relates to food, and Disney movies. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss scheduling things when you have kids, work clothes, thrift stores, the statistics of the people in the world who have given blowjobs, and the modern dating scene in which we take no part in. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we try to figure out if Paul has to pay taxes this year, the difference between uvula, urethra, and vulva, the 11” subway sandwich controversy, creating a restaurant for dogs, minimalism/homelessness, and how people smell. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss having an orgasm while farting, combinations of gas/sneezing/peeing/etc, how magic works in the universe of Harry Potter, how we don’t understand music anymore (especially Paul), the return of Gilmore Girls, David Lynch, Brooklyn 99, and Jeremy learns that he doesn’t like anything. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we try to figure out which, if any, countries have good senses of humor, politics, and why anyone would live in Minnesota when it’s so damn cold. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

  In which we discuss off-kilter instruments, a very technical discussion of bukkake, we try to teach Paul how to have conversations in the work place, and figure out which Jesus is best. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss cereal, Paul’s birthday, and which birthdays people should be allowed to celebrate. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we present a compilation episode and we discuss dicks on stuff, a field of dildos, hotel masturbation, and more. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss a solution to our gun problem, a war of utopias, and Paul’s Christmas spent at a wedding in India, and the fashion choices he made. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss being urinated on for sexual gratification. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we discuss Jeremy being made fun of in High School, how we came out of our shells, the time Eric pants someone, when Eric got in trouble for extortion, our kids getting in trouble and trying to find a to deal with it, and being scared as kids. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which we talk about the German boats that accompanied Columbus, whether Christopher Columbus was really an asshole, our Thanksgiving plans, whether consistency is important when raising a child, runaways, and Paul’s trip to Germany. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/  

In which Jeremy relates another story of food poisoning, how to take a day off from work, discuss the real villain of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and two cute stories staring Jeremy’s son. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we make wild presumptions about people who go by one name, why goats are evil, how the Holy Spirit works, inappropriate songs at children’s events, and Eric’s ill-advised time as a frat president. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss vivid dreams, bring up hotel masturbation again, Halloween, The Leftovers, Revival comic series, how we’d react to our wives coming back from the dead, and Paul tries to pick up goth ladies after his own return from the dead. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss Eric living alone in a frat house, the joys of smoking weed by yourself, Eric’s brother fighting, tell the story of the Red Coat Incident, and how, when the apocalypse comes, we’re not going to try very hard. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we talk about masturbating in hotel rooms, how Jeremy deals with anger while driving, toy aisles at Target, genital and body shaving, the time Jeremy sort of stink-palmed someone, and hang over cures. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss Paul’s trip to Germany, the Syria situation, ex-pats vs. migrants, for Saint Nicolas Day is celebrated in the Netherlands, and Voldemorts’ plan. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss grocery shopping, our dislike of Target, the Zero Waste movement, defining yourself with TV’s, people unnecessarily coming to your defense, emulating fictional characters, and we announce a new podcast.

In which Orit joins us to discuss Daniel Tiger and the lack of pants on cartoon characters, odd work practices, dressing up as women, Eric’s drunken mountain climbing experience, an article about a family suing a hospital for a failed abortion, and the strap fight in Michael Jackson’s “Bad” video.   [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss all-in-one bathing products, wooden shoes, Rick Moranis and how we’d get him to return to acting, and determine the modern day 10 Plagues. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality   http://adventuresinirrationality.com/

In which we discuss burn degrees, stereotypes, Jeremy describes the plot of  “You’ve Got Mail”, the least shitty place in Texas, Jeremy’s attempt at a workout regiment, and some work stuff. [email protected]       @AIIrrationality http://www.facebook.com/AdventuresInIrrationality   http://adventuresinirrationality.com/