In which we discuss how our voices sound on the podcast, our preferred type of aliens, why we don’t like doors and how we’d fix them, redesigning bathrooms, closets, and home entries,  Eric and Brock getting lost on a hike, the amount of chaos we’d like in our lives, interacting with other humans during COVID, how Jeremy doesn’t miss going places, our kids having money, what a bootstrap is, and politics. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Daniel Day Lewis movies, adding Jeremy’s balls into famous paintings, dating apps, equal representation in movies and TV, root beer floats, crappy cars we had, fireworks, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss promising not to cheat in college, learning and not learning about other religions, learning and not learning about history, Manifest Destiny, QAnon, ASMR, moving up the ladder at work, people wearing and not wearing masks, better names for Good Friday, and science stuff. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Pete Davidson movies, taking the bible literally, Star Wars Expanded Universe novels, when Eric was a jeweler, Eric getting a pool, homes that stick in your memory, the goo and wiggle of the world, Manifest Destiny, forgetting history, and the upcoming presidential election. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Jeremy’s son playing annoying music over and over, napping and working out during quarantine, Eric’s desire for a garden shed, podcasts we like, The Matrix, requiring girls to learn martial arts in school, racism, camping, thought bubbles, shitty things other presidents did, old timey medicine and diseases, and people who buy boats. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss our kids teeth falling out, Eric’s dislike of curtains, if every moment is infinite, old Hanna Barbara cartoons we half-remember, Jeremy and Brock explain some Bible stories, the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Age of Apocalypse, and Death of Superman comic book events, nostalgia, geography, defunding the police, local sports, and movie sequels that are exactly the same as the original movies. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss racism in Minnesota and Massachusetts, the protests and riots, a bit more about dog owners who don’t leash their dogs, thoughts on work and not doing it, the documentary Alone in the Woods, Elon Musk, mice in our homes, releasing predatory cats into society, and missing rites of passage in society. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss turning our podcast into a college course, Portland Maine and Portland Oregon, Jeremy’s grandparents and Fort Kent, some quarantine stuff, Target vs Wal-Mart, if Eric is a hippie, and scary experiences on the subway. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss to idea of no longer working, if the quarantine is a hoax (it isn’t), the political parties of animals, the wedding Jeremy’s son threw for his stuffed animals, the joy of doing things the longest way possible, vampire fruit, why Eric wants a hype man, and Jeremy is tired. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss playlists we shared with each other, what we would discuss with twelve year old girls, opening things back up after quarantine, the number of pillows Eric has in his house, gross habits, hoarders, working, working smarter, overthinking, euthanizing farm animals, and the how we’ll fare in the coming revolution. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss how Eric is doing quarantine right, Jeremy isn’t, the maximum number of people we could defend our home against, Jeremy’s dislike of dogs and dog owners, Sex Headaches and feeling like you’re going to die, making komucha, psychedelics, and feelings of social pressure. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss why Eric is annoyed by Helen Hunt, Eric trying to find which Dave Chappelle special he didn’t like, household gender roles in the time of the coronavirus, Eric is in great shape and feels sort of ashamed, why we don’t like the prospect of going back to the office, our prefered work wardrobe, why Eric likes Adidas, clothes that change the way we feel about ourselves, if we believe in good death or bad death, nightmares, and the new recession. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss old dude letting their dicks hang out at the Y, the proper order to get dressed, fear of death, psychedelics, lack of boredom, the return of roadtrips, what we’re looking forward to after the pandemic, issues with taking pills, and what we would do if we were bored. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss learning other languages, finding pornography, what religion we’d choose to be if we were forced too, what we’re hoping to do an not do after the pandemic is over, Brock’s guns, and defending our homes. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Passover, toy lines we liked as kids, how we’re doing with lockdown, Eric losing it for a bit, Outlander and TV show anxiety, feelings of excitement about the pandemic,  uncertainty about the future, and how our poops have been going. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Brock is back and we discuss what we’ve been watching, how prostitutes are faring, our religious upbringing, what we’re going to do when it gets warm again, quarantine pants, the Presidential Race, how we picture Australia in our minds, and we discover just how White we are. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Brock joins us again and we discuss, obtaining provisions, Eric’s misunderstanding of how bounty hunters work, what to do with flour, social distancing, boredom, home schooling, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss the coronavirus, preparation for quarantine, how we’re faring staying inside, working from home, childcare at home, come up with a better design for a bidet/toilet, and the possible good things that could come out of all this. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss how much we used to drink, how we never really had drunken hookups, how Eric first hooked up with his wife, Jeremy not wanting or being ready for hookups in college/grad school, how Jeremy met his wife, times when we tried really hard, and failed,  to attract women, and The Strangest Secret in the World. Contact us at: adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss the poor design of testicles, the wonderful design of breasts, talking to old dudes, old people in homes, what’s going to happen to us when we’re old, things about our lives that our children are going to think are weird when they’re older, and Hintergedanken. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we mention our 11th Anniversary, Jeremy had a day of cultural extremes, board games we liked as kids, Jeremy’s got a lot to do at work, therapy, Eric’s dog pooping everywhere, and Eric’s dining experience. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss which Engineering jobs we’d want in lieu of being architects, Eric is cranky but had a good day, Eric thinks everyone’s priorities are out of whack, and how we’re already tired of hearing about the upcoming election.   Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Jeremy’s son being sick, Eric’s daughter being a liar, whether it’s weird for both parents to go to a playdate with one kid, Jeremy’s delusions of being a fighter, the troubling amount of dicks one sees in the men’s locker room at the Y, and thoughts about growing up with organized religion. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we are briefly joined by Orit to discuss the weather, Eric’s birthday, and our semester abroad in Florence, including Jeremy’s night with a terrible lady, walking, eating, drinking, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss our holidays, including a kids crafting event, an emergency sangria delivery, and more, Jeremy’s time doing Catholic service trips in High School, and Eric’s meet-up with Bowers. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss politics, presidents becoming private detectives, Russian agency, Captain America comics from the early 90’s, and share things that we’ve realized we love during the year. ADVENTURES IN IRRATIONALITY : Episode 376 - "BUNNY AND TURTLE” is now available. Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!   Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]

In which our Announcer presents a brand new Holiday Spectacular, featuring songs, skits, stories, and more. Music by U.S. Army Blues, Dee Yan-Key,  Tusk Lord, Wooden Shjips licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Hallmark movies, Nailed It and other competition reality shows, young kids acting shitty to each other, our histories going to strip clubs, what we’re getting people for Christmas and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss how Eric’s way of smoking pot is a thing of the past, our Thanksgivings, the zoo, Frozen 2, Eric feeling uncomfortable in Texas, Eric Forest Bathing, Jeremy doing a Float Tank, and Jeremy going to therapy, and the His Dark Materials books. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss times we’ve drunkenly peed on things, and our middle school experiences, including dances, parties, our love lives, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we present a compilation of our thoughts on and memories of Thanksgiving. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Brock joins us and we discuss Forest Bathing, Bigfoot porn novels, Black Holes, the Universe, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we present a compilation of our best Dadcentric advice and complaints. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss our Halloweens, Halloween parties, comic book movies, Disney movies, a movie that Jeremy’s son wrote, Jeremy’s comic book collection, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss tire swings breaking, Jeremy’s experiences with weirdos, Jeremy’s eventful Saturday including a fender bender, getting conned by a crackhead, and seeing a Rachel Bloom show, the tooth fairy, some Halloween stuff and the Descendants show. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Eric’s trip to New Orleans for his anniversary, missing “Thanks Obama”, why old people seem to be exactly the same as they were when we were young, some work stuff, and bad sausages. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss bird shit, Jeremy is having poop problems, various other shit talk, incels, ghosts and who and where they will and will not haunt, college porn, and Eric reads a poem. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Eric can’t remember the name of the TV he’s currently watching, Jeremy is working on the Spookums script, Eric likes watching bats, Nymphomaniac, and Jeremy ran a very difficult Spartan Race. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss our college roommate situations, Dr Doom, Eric sent Jeremy a care package, our kids going back to school, our kids talking non-stop, upcoming holidays, Jeremy’s son’s birthday party, and Jeremy is getting ready for a Spartan Race next week. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Jeremy has been depressed for a week and isn’t sure what to do about it, Eric is doing great, our parents and in-laws visiting, Eric is getting into yoga, candles, and tea, Forest Bathing, toy lines from the 80’s, movie ideas we’ve come up with on the podcast, the Haunting of Hill House, Broadchurch, and the Tao.   Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we present a compilation of idea for movies we've had throughout the years. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss man grooming, stories about dogs expelling things from their bodies, our children being afraid of insects, Jeremy’s fear of both success and failure, Jeremy ran another Spartan Race, Jeremy went to school with a very tall man, freeballin’, what makes for a beautiful penis, and Eric explains Taoism. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss trying to put thoughts into words, dreams, books we’re reading, podcasts we listen too, swearing at work, schizophrenia, mental illness, legal weed, and more.   Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which Eric’s house is broken, Jeremy ran a Savage Race, Eric hurt his knee while axe throwing, Eric hates doctors, we wonder when in history society was at its best, Eric also hates medication, and we take the controversial stance that people should be more educated. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss Steve Buscemi, interesting facts about Eric, Jeremy making things up to send to his college magazine, getting rich and doing weird science shit, a quasi-James Bond villain, find out 4 interesting facts about Eric, and come up with a new Rom-Com about Chip the rebound guy. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we can’t drink much anymore, Jeremy ran a Tough Mudder, Jeremy’s son interrupts marital  lovemaking, Eric’s camping trip, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we are silent.  Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.

In which we discuss a very specific serial killer, Eric tells us about Stoic, Cynics, and other philosophical groups and how’d they’d treat the zombie apocalypse, free will vs. destiny, the Boston Pride Parade, and an imagined fight with many teenagers. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com [email protected]   Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license.