The Kelly Slusher Show
Arts
Comedy
Kelly Slusher
Kelly Slusher engages audiences with her quirky personality, and her commentary on everyday life, people, and society, being a lifelong musician touring in bands, and growing up in a dysfunctional oddball family.
Total 38 episodes
1
Coffee Size Sighs
Conversations getting made fun of for ordering a small coffee, American chocolate chips are strange, Little House on level land, the blinker non-thinkers, and a ridiculous sketch I made
21:3004/11/2024
Strange Muffins
Conversations about 3 things that only happen in movies, cinna-mental muffins, enthusiastic grocery store parking spot guy, cat lotion, business shirt in a mosh pit, and some skits!
27:0224/09/2024
Master Of the Cream Puffs
Conversations about no surf and turf please, Costco people, kerfuffles, living in my purse, the one cupcake cafe, blender in a mug, and some other stuff I say
26:5922/08/2024
Nude Beans
Conversations about weird airplane sounds, chip cereal, tsa tmi, visiting Phoenix in July, scary neighbor mountain lion, sugar lens eyeglasses
29:2831/07/2024
Uncle Ant
Conversations about 10 signs you're dating a frog, serious nonbusiness, hey man did you shave my cat?, a mini-mall under a big mansion, and boobies and buns house music
19:0905/06/2024
Chicken Lips
Conversations about pretend bank robber, muffins, chocolate lump on a cone, coffee resistance, and Brenda Rogers skit, and Sew Sorry skit and lots of stories and silly talk.
25:5722/05/2024
Sauce Pan Flute
Conversations about funny sympathy cards, an annoying singing technique, strange facts, the alphabet diet, service dogs are now trendy, low self-esteem commercials, and many skits!
34:0608/05/2024
Human Fly Swatter
Conversations about being a human fly swatter, turducken, my sadness time, croissant sketch, business lamb
29:1609/04/2024
Fake Candle Fight
Conversations about growing nachos in my garden, a guy doing his taxes at a rock show, getting my first speeding ticket, auto incorrect, horse pieces in a chess game and some silly skits
32:2127/03/2024
Humming Beards
Conversations about fancy nuts, dog on a string, nodding neighbors, a fake ad for fake auto part store slash hair salon, cat lotion
29:5806/03/2024
King Baby Of The Middle Children
Conversations about my cute loveseat toe stub, young dude trying to fight a 90-year-old man, me limping around like a dork, Who’s Ralph?, strange phone message, going on a lame date with an ex-prisoner, I’m UMprofessional, impractical pillow trend and Urine Pal fake ad skit
33:3830/01/2024
Rad Butler Dude
Conversations about an imaginary butler dude, chain-smoking baby, skunk podcast, being a shy entertainer, fast food meditation skit, and more stuff-n-stuff
27:5617/01/2024
Milk Made Magic
Conversations about my New Year's Eve regret, my relocation, wacky new friends, I was pretending to be happy, winey sayings, and a very silly guy who thinks he can melt your face off with his guitar shreds
34:4710/01/2024
Fruitcake Chicken Vacuum
Conversations about bad vibe chickens, fist fighting with a vacuum, playing my show, hanging with funny friends and being obnoxious customers, my Meeka Napkins sketch, Nintendo 64 freak out, and silly fake Christmas commercials
28:0920/12/2023
Space Age Applesauce
Agoraphobic dad, reading from hillbilly book, fake commercial for fake company called Sew Sorry, playing air guitar, bad marketing for upcycled oat protein.
28:4812/12/2023
Gingerbeard Paper Jam
Conversations about the weird origins of the Gingerbread man, me at the airport flying on the busiest day, people on the bus talking to themselves, smorgasbords, the out-of-touch realty lady with an outdated current hair-do, and many more stories you don’t want to miss!!
28:1206/12/2023
Kody’s Beeping Fly Box
My very first guest, my brother Kody Slusher, joins me for a hilarious interview. He shares stories of his beeping fly box job, his car breaking down and having to walk 2 1/2 hours, going through the drive-thru with the loudest car, accidentally breaking up a band just by joining, and many more funny stories from my brother Kody.
38:2129/11/2023
Thanksgiving Not-So-Special Special
Conversations about dumb luggage, accidental naughty baked goods, visible invisible tape, not-so-tasty 1980's holiday spreads, eating your house
32:5821/11/2023
Nacho Purse Sauce
Conversations about my moms free candy shenigans, my dad's humilation, worst hold music ever, I was bald baby named Balivore
26:2513/11/2023
Johnny Bean Boats
Conversations about Dog Butt Bullet Poo, Rocker Lady Judy Control Skit, Adult Onesies, Junebug Jubilee, living in the sticks in Oregon, a man reading his book at a rock concert,
26:2001/11/2023
Tropical Cardboard
Conversations about caesar salad cheese burger deniers, sparkle water jokes, punk the open mics, ridiculous Debbie Nancy skits
24:3718/10/2023
Cream of Pencil Soup
Conversations about pumpkin spies, my public humiliation, my cool weird grandma, my new band Slushees, and much more!!!
30:2710/10/2023
Bow Tie Mustache
Shaking Chihuahuas, pantless dentists, bean boats, nacho cheese in a box, stupid nail art, please no headless guitars in my life
24:4302/10/2023
Shortwave Rodeo
I'm chatting about being fresh meat on the roller rink, Elmo almost ran me over, hollering at absolutely nobody, backward talking podcast, water is see-through, and my pump and dump fake ad sketch.
28:3712/09/2023
Knee Pad Note Pad
Conversations about the great chicken panic, returning after hiatus, boredom standing in lines, frumptown coffee, famous relatives I'm sandwiched in between and some funny sketches you don't want to miss
27:5305/09/2023
Turtleneck Knockers
Talking about bad jokes great laughs, creepy classic children's songs, oat milk bullcrap, refrigerator side doors, frustrated 1980's mom
26:5901/06/2023
Plastic Animals
Side of ranch skit, animal car face, why can't you use you're freakin' turn signal, high-class croissant talkers, and 2nd best is never the best
22:5624/05/2023
Cheese Pineapple Boats
Cheese Pineapple Boat skit, extreme minimalism, a cat and a scratch and a rash, Oh Johnny skit, the best B.S. granola cereal, gross me outlet, enchilada recipe thief
25:1117/05/2023
I Don’t Want Clipper Fluff
Transformative lotion skit, wearing Crocs of shame, abominable 70's cuisine, 32-year-old baby bird, theater or theatre
25:0809/05/2023
Anti-Gravity Lawn Chair
Struggles of being an artist in New York, business lamb skit, too much coffee again, a guy called me a robot, free cruise - sort of, ridiculous reasons people call out of work
26:5302/05/2023
Cash Shoe Chicken
Debbie Nancy's HOA-VIP sketch, horse pieces in a chess game, wanna-be world traveler, co-worker break dancing, hilarious future predictions
25:0925/04/2023
Frog Beards Bird Shows
Mr. Shelf Stain Remover skit, annoying landlord lady, attention-deprived mother, kids bragging about their new toilet seat, and many more skits
34:2218/04/2023
Paper Computer
My self-check sketch, party in the window, jesters getting shot out of cannons, my ice cream man dad, my crazy life and several great sketches:)
26:2813/04/2023
Coffee Yoga
In this episode, I share my coffee yoga skit, stories of cheesy customers, a smoke-filled drive-thru, and a few ridiculous Meeka Napkins songs
29:5507/04/2023
Cassette Tape Calypso
I'm talking about my 3rd-grade freakout, a fake bandmate ad, a sad dad artist type, and insecurity guards. I also have some rad comedy skits.
32:4103/04/2023
Wrist Watch Hair Talk
Conversations about dump meals, a squirrel thief stealing cat food, how not to talk valley girl, wristwatch wall clock, and many great skits.
30:0431/03/2023
Zipline Pie Face
The irresponsibility of being a big little kid, conquering the battlefield of Trader Joe's, the pie face game
31:3629/03/2023
Baby Muffins Muggers
Kelly's talks about her song on a Netflix series, her past as a child bully, and using a broom to fight off muggers
25:5927/03/2023