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Salman Qureshi
Comedian and Theater Improviser, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid. 
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Brat Diary: October 31, 2024
Brat Diary: October 31, 2024
Salman soliloquizes on the US Elections, Bad Bosses, and his 8th Grade English Teacher. Drop a Message!Support the show
25:1731/10/2024
Brat Diary: October 1, 2024
Brat Diary: October 1, 2024
Salman soliloquizes on his new Fridge, his kid talking, and the 'Yes And' improv philosophy. Drop a Message!Support the show
24:1301/10/2024
Sean Diddy Combs and the Celebrity Pass
Sean Diddy Combs and the Celebrity Pass
Salman soliloquizes on the P Diddy arrest and finding his wife the ultimate fridge.Drop a Message!Support the show
23:5719/09/2024
The Bad Gigs and the Bad Choices
The Bad Gigs and the Bad Choices
Salman soliloquizes on the ABA and Autism Speaks controversies and other Bad Gigs.Drop a Message!Support the show
19:5627/08/2024
Man, Everybody has ADHD - Sure!
Man, Everybody has ADHD - Sure!
Salman soliloquizes on ADHD, Autism, and Lebanon. Drop a Message!Support the show
27:2215/08/2024
A Service Story
A Service Story
Salman soliloquizes on the service industry and shares personal stories and experiences around it. Drop a Message!Support the show
24:3501/08/2024
The Hawk Tuah Heard Around the World
The Hawk Tuah Heard Around the World
Can a brief internet sensation eclipse years of dedicated artistic work? Join me, Salman Qureshi, as I unpack this provocative question by reflecting on the meteoric rise of Haley, an unexpected internet star, and its impact on seasoned artists. I delve into the allure of authenticity and the unpolished moments that captivate audiences, drawing parallels with Justin Bieber's calculated ascent and Steve Martin's distinctive comedic flair. The episode emphasizes the importance of putting your work out there and trusting the audience to find you.Moving on to a more critical note, I share my thoughts on the recently released Eddie Murphy film (Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F), which left me yearning for more creativity and suspense. The lackluster narrative and predictable villain played by Kevin Bacon spark a discussion about the pitfalls of artistic comfort. I also explore what could have been a game-changing move for Eddie Murphy—a return to stand-up comedy—and ponder the fear of failure that holds many artists back. Through a personal anecdote about fan feedback, I underscore the significance of risk-taking in the creative journey. Tune in for a candid and thought-provoking exploration of the highs and lows in the world of entertainment.Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0706/07/2024
Tipping Culture and other Worries
Tipping Culture and other Worries
Salman soliloquizes on the tipping culture, AI audio recordings, and customer satisfaction surveysDrop a Message!Support the show
22:1228/06/2024
To Dallas and Back
To Dallas and Back
Salman soliloquizes on Texas life, Eid Meat, and Dropping Pakistan's Cricket Team from Your Life.Drop a Message!Support the show
23:5618/06/2024
Goodbye Dad - Death is such a Downer
Goodbye Dad - Death is such a Downer
This episode is dedicated to everyone who has lost their dad Drop a Message!Support the show
23:0919/05/2024
Bionic Memories Explored
Bionic Memories Explored
Salman soliloquizes on Bionic 6, new babies, and watching reruns of 'Suits'.On this episode Salman reminisces about the captivating world of 'Bionic 6', a beloved childhood show. Amidst the excitement of his youngest brother's first baby boy, Salman shares heartfelt memories of the heroic adventures and futuristic wonders of the Bionic family. Listen in to rediscover the charm and nostalgia of this classic series through Salman's eyes."Drop a Message!Support the show
25:3225/04/2024
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!
Join Salman on a journey back to the 1980s as he delves into his nostalgic memories of ninja culture. From the thrill of watching ninja movies to mastering ninja moves in the backyard, Salman reminisces about the days when ninjas were the ultimate heroes. Get ready to be transported to a time of ninja turtles, shurikens, and epic battles as Salman shares his heartfelt nostalgia for the golden era of ninjas. So grab your nunchucks, put on your headband, and prepare to relive the magic of the 80s ninja craze with Salman!Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0918/04/2024
Chasing Focus: ADHD  and My Social Media Timeout
Chasing Focus: ADHD and My Social Media Timeout
Join me as I dive into ADHD revelations, sculpt New Year's resolutions, and embrace social media freedomDrop a Message!Support the show
23:2720/01/2024
Scams & Holidays
Scams & Holidays
Talking about modern scams and traditional holidaysDrop a Message!Support the show
21:1820/12/2023
Highs and Lows 2023
Highs and Lows 2023
Talking about the super highs and lows of 2023 and being proud of my bug zapper purchase. Drop a Message!Support the show
21:0211/12/2023
Help, I can't Visualize!
Help, I can't Visualize!
Salman soliloquizes on Aphantasia, Water Problems, and Making a Realization.Join in on this episode as Salman  explores the fascinating world of aphantasia, where some minds lack mental images. Discover the quirks and charms of this unique condition.Drop a Message!Support the show
23:2419/08/2023
Lebanon Consulate Adventures, Ant Drama, and TV Show Raves
Lebanon Consulate Adventures, Ant Drama, and TV Show Raves
Salman soliloquizes on the Lebanon Visa adventure, Fighting against Ants, and TV shows he is watching!On this riotous episode of The Expat Brat podcast, Salman Qureshi takes us on a wild rollercoaster ride through his recent misadventures. First up, brace yourselves for the nerve-wracking journey to the Lebanon Consulate to tackle the frustrating world of visa applications. Salman hilariously recounts his encounters with bureaucratic hurdles, confusing paperwork, and the endless wait that tested even his most patient comedic charm.But wait, there's more! Uninvited guests have invaded Salman's home, and they are not your average visitors. Ants have declared an all-out war on his sanity, and he shares his hilarious battle tactics, from makeshift traps to comedic rants aimed at the six-legged invaders.As if that wasn't enough, Salman can't resist diving into the latest TV show mania. Armed with his trademark wit and brutally honest opinions, he serves up scathing reviews of the hottest TV shows that have taken the world by storm. No spoilers, but be prepared for some epic rants and enthusiastic recommendations.So, buckle up for belly laughs, visa woes, ant wars, and TV show showdowns on this side-splitting episode of The Expat Brat podcast!Drop a Message!Support the show
24:2607/08/2023
The Karak Chai Hero
The Karak Chai Hero
Salman soliloquizes on the battles of making the perfect cup of Karak Chai, being a vampire and missing family.Listen in as Salman tackles the art of making karak chai. Get comfy, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through this wild ride!Drop a Message!Support the show
24:4901/08/2023
Time to Downsize the Digital Content Galaxy
Time to Downsize the Digital Content Galaxy
Salman soliloquizes on getting back into the gym, convincing his kid to swim, and his perfect plan to get rid of some podcasters and content creators. Salman is back in the house, folks, ready to spill the beans on his hilarious journey back into the gym, his epic battle to get his kiddo to embrace the pool, and how he plans to take on the wild world of digital content creators and podcasters. Join in for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, mishaps, and triumphs as Salman tackles life's hurdles, from lifting weights to convincing his little one that water is more fun than video games. Get comfy, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through this wild ride!Drop a Message!Support the show
25:0027/07/2023
From Tweets to Threads
From Tweets to Threads
Salman soliloquizes on the World Getting Hotter, Threads (the new app), and the TV show Silo!Join Salman Qureshi on an enlightening and captivating journey as he reflects on the advent of Threads, the groundbreaking app set to kill off Twitter, shares his musings on the impact of climate change, and contemplates the idea of relocating to colder countries. Dive into Salman's exploration of the intriguing new TV series, "Silo," as he analyzes its themes and storyline. Prepare yourself for a thought-provoking blend of tech trends, climate considerations, and entertainment recommendations that will leave you both informed and entertained.Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0506/07/2023
Summer Shenanigans and TV Obsessions
Summer Shenanigans and TV Obsessions
Salman soliloquizes on Summer Bummers, Parenting a 4 Year Old, and reviews some of the TV Shows he's just finished!Join Salman Qureshi on a hilarious and thought-provoking journey as he dives into the absurdities of summer, sharing his hilarious misadventures at the pool and his failed attempt at taking his 4-year-old autistic son, Zayan, swimming. Tune in as Salman also delves into his recent binge-watching obsession, discussing captivating TV shows like 'Based on a true story,' 'Will Trent,' and 'From.' Get ready for a delightful blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and TV recommendations that will leave you entertained and wanting more.Drop a Message!Support the show
23:1427/06/2023
From Death Row to Tech Glow - My Insights!
From Death Row to Tech Glow - My Insights!
Salman soliloquizes on the Apple Vision Pro, Capital Punishment, and his Exercise Excuses.Join Salman Qureshi as he takes you on a rollercoaster ride exploring two fascinating worlds: capital punishment and Apple's groundbreaking technology. Brace yourself for an eye-opening discussion as Salman unravels the myths and exposes the realities surrounding the controversial practice. But wait, there's more! Prepare to be dazzled by the parallel he draws between advancement and old thinking, connecting the dots between cutting-edge Apple products and the evolution of our society. Get ready for laughs, insights, and mind-bending connections—this episode is not to be missed!Drop a Message!Support the show
23:2908/06/2023
From Dunks to Defeats: NBA Finals, Apple Tech, and Embracing Personal Setbacks
From Dunks to Defeats: NBA Finals, Apple Tech, and Embracing Personal Setbacks
Salman soliloquizes on being an  Apple fanboy, Dancing Attempts and the NBA Finals.In this episode, Salman takes us on a journey through his recent experiences, starting with his unexpected transition from Android to Apple products. His wife's persuasion and a newfound appreciation for the seamless Apple ecosystem have turned him into an avid user.Salman then recounts his comical misadventure in trying dance classes at the age of 30. Expecting a room full of adults, he finds himself surrounded by energetic teenagers. Join him as he navigates the challenges of keeping up with their dance moves while preserving his dignity.And of course, we can't miss discussing the highly anticipated NBA Finals 2023. Salman delves into the thrilling matchup between the Denver Nuggets and the Miami Heat. From buzzer-beating shots to clutch performances, he analyzes the gripping moments that define the series.Tune in for a delightful blend of technology, laughter, and sports, as Salman shares his unique perspective on life's amusing adventures.Drop a Message!Support the show
23:5301/06/2023
Istanbul - Turquoise and Turmoil
Istanbul - Turquoise and Turmoil
In this special episode, join me as I recount my recent escapade to Istanbul, a city steeped in mesmerizing history and captivating allure.Prepare to be enthralled as I share my firsthand experiences of exploring Istanbul's historical sites that exude an aura of enchantment. From the majestic Hagia Sophia to the awe-inspiring Topkapi Palace, I'll paint vivid pictures with my witty anecdotes and lively storytelling, bringing to life the rich tapestry of Byzantine and Ottoman influences.But hey, it's not all postcard-perfect sights and Instagram-worthy moments. In this episode, I fearlessly uncover the underbelly of Istanbul, revealing the city's notorious scams, encounters with less-than-friendly individuals, and the unexpected challenges that travelers like myself face. Don't worry, though—I've got you covered with valuable travel tips to help you navigate Istanbul's vibrant streets while staying one step ahead of the tricksters.So, buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, cultural exploration, and cautionary tales. Istanbul has so much to offer, and I'm here to unravel its true essence—both its historical majesty and the not-so-glamorous side. Join me, Salman Qureshi, on 'Expat Brat,' and let's embark on this unforgettable journey together!"Drop a Message!Support the show
24:5024/05/2023
Imposter Syndrome - The Struggle is Fake
Imposter Syndrome - The Struggle is Fake
Hey there, it's  Salman Qureshi back with another episode of The Expat Brat! Today, we're going to talk about something that affects a lot of people, including myself - imposter syndrome. It's that pesky feeling that you're not really good enough and that you're going to be found out as a fraud any minute now.In this episode, I'm going to share some of my personal experiences with imposter syndrome and how it's affected me as a comedian and content creator. But don't worry, it's not going to be a downer - I promise to sprinkle in some jokes and laughs along the way.We'll dive into what imposter syndrome is all about and what the consequences can be if you let it control your life. But fear not, my dear listeners, because we'll also talk about some strategies for overcoming imposter syndrome. We'll cover the role of a growth mindset and how it can help you overcome that nagging feeling of self-doubt.So join me on this journey of self-discovery and let's banish imposter syndrome once and for all. Trust me, it'll be a lot more fun than wallowing in self-doubt!Drop a Message!Support the show
23:4808/05/2023
The Great Divide - Get Me a Visa and Stop Discriminating
The Great Divide - Get Me a Visa and Stop Discriminating
Hey folks! Today we're talking about why we should all be able to move around the world freely, without having to deal with visas and all that bureaucratic nonsense.You know what's not cool? Visa inequality. Some people can just waltz into any country they want, while others have to jump through hoops and pay all sorts of fees just to get a chance to visit. It's not fair, and it's something we should all be talking about.But it's not just a matter of fairness - there are actually a ton of benefits to letting people move around more easily. More tourism, more trade, more cultural exchange...the list goes on.Of course, there are always going to be some people who try to argue against freedom of movement. They'll say things like "but what about security?" or "what about jobs?" - but we all know those arguments don't hold water.So let's get real and talk about visa inequality. It affects people from different countries in different ways, and it's just not right. We need to find ways to make the visa process more fair and equal for everyone.There are plenty of potential solutions out there, like making it easier for people to get visas, or finding alternatives to visas altogether. It's not going to be easy, but it's something we can all work towards.So let's get out there and make some noise about freedom of movement. It's time to break down those barriers and let people move around this big old world of ours!Drop a Message!Support the show
23:1629/04/2023
The Struggle is Real: A Comedian's Battle with Content Creation
The Struggle is Real: A Comedian's Battle with Content Creation
Salman soliloquizes on Meditation, Life Coaching, and Struggling with Digital Content Creation.Join the 40+ year old comedian as Salman candidly discuss the struggles of content creation in the digital age. From battling imposter syndrome and the constant need to stay relevant, to the pressure of building a personal brand and dealing with negative feedback - this episode covers it all. Along the way, Salman touches on the stupidity of life coaching, the importance of free time, and how meditation is helping him stay sane in a world obsessed with productivity. Don't miss this honest and humorous take on the reality of online content creation.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:0308/04/2023
Keith Johnstone is Dead - Keith Who?
Keith Johnstone is Dead - Keith Who?
Salman soliloquizes on Keith Johnstone & Improv, Chris Rock's Special, and The Hunters Show.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:3413/03/2023
Dubai Ain't Got Great Shawarma
Dubai Ain't Got Great Shawarma
Salman soliloquizes on Stand Up Gigs, Shawarmas in Dubai, and the new Disney show 'Fleishman in Trouble'.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:4427/02/2023
Valentines vs Galentines Day
Valentines vs Galentines Day
Salman soliloquizes on Valentines Day, Hugging Cows, and Single People.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:4814/02/2023
Lebron and the Score
Lebron and the Score
Salman soliloquizes on Lebron James and the Scoring Record, Jim Carrey, and ChatGPT and AI.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0708/02/2023
Michael Jackson Movie? Sure
Michael Jackson Movie? Sure
Salman soliloquizes on making a movie on Michael Jackson, Death, and missing movie screenings.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0531/01/2023
Why aren't we visiting Algeria?
Why aren't we visiting Algeria?
Salman soliloquizes on visiting Algeria, doing badly at gigs, and watching Jack Ryan.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:3928/01/2023
Don't Make Me Buy Clothes
Don't Make Me Buy Clothes
Salman soliloquizes on shopping for clothes, acting like a jerk, and the Chicago Bulls mysterious season.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0917/01/2023
With Great Power ... Wait, What!?
With Great Power ... Wait, What!?
Salman soliloquizes on First Aid Training, Being a Hero, and Losing Loved Ones.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
22:4414/01/2023
Throwing Away Stuff
Throwing Away Stuff
Salman soliloquizes on the coming year, decluttering, and everything else making him feel great!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:0611/01/2023
It's in the Numbers
It's in the Numbers
Salman soliloquizes on his relationship with math, looks back at 2022, and his Nanny going on holiday!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:0525/12/2022
I Need Goals
I Need Goals
Salman soliloquizes on the end of the year, goals, and success.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:3503/12/2022
Dictator for Hire
Dictator for Hire
Salman soliloquizes on protests around the world, young people, and how to run a successful dictatorship.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:1229/11/2022
Messi and other Messy Celebrity Encounters
Messi and other Messy Celebrity Encounters
Salman soliloquizes on sharing a hotel with Messi and the Argentina team, messing up his encounter with Seth Myers, and with David Llyod.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
20:5218/11/2022
Twitter Dee Twitter Dum
Twitter Dee Twitter Dum
Salman soliloquizes on Twitter, Red Tape, and Criticizing Athletes.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
22:5315/11/2022
Food for Love
Food for Love
Salman soliloquizes on traveling home, airport check ups, and showing love through food in brown culture.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
23:2207/11/2022
Go Figure Action Figures
Go Figure Action Figures
Salman soliloquizes on gruesome movies, action figures and his love for the alpha.Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:4617/10/2022
All Men are Cheaters
All Men are Cheaters
Salman soliloquizes on the all important question - Who cheats more in relationships? Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
24:3110/10/2022
Do You Remember ALF?
Do You Remember ALF?
Salman soliloquizes on his 80s memories of the TV Show ALF, Handling Success for Celebs, and Ramping it up for the Last Quarter of 2022!Catch Salman at live shows by following him on instagram to see all upcoming dates - @salmanzq Drop a Message!Support the show
25:0105/10/2022
Help, My Kid is Autistic
Help, My Kid is Autistic
Salman soliloquizes on Life Changing Moments, Breast Cancer Awareness, and on Parenting a Neurodivergent ChildDrop a Message!Support the show
25:1201/10/2022
Mansplaining the Women's Dress Issue
Mansplaining the Women's Dress Issue
Salman soliloquizes on the recent Iran protests over women's rights, the need for control, and on watching the show Industry and Wrexham. Drop a Message!Support the show
23:3526/09/2022
Jeddah Rising and Salman Wisening
Jeddah Rising and Salman Wisening
Salman soliloquizes on the changes happening in Jeddah and his own life, progress, and barking dogsDrop a Message!Support the show
24:2123/09/2022
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian
Salman soliloquizes on the people queueing outside for the iphone14 and for the Queen, the reason for his love for Egyptians, what the song 'walk like and Egyptian meant to him', and how Egyptians and Pakistanis are similar in so many waysDrop a Message!Support the show
23:1618/09/2022
Saudis and the Muttawa Life
Saudis and the Muttawa Life
Salman soliloquizes on his life in Saudi and the influence of the Muttawas (Religious Police) during the 80s and 90s.Follow the show on Instagram: @expatbratpodcastDrop a Message!Support the show
24:4713/09/2022