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Team Fat Kid is a group of self-proclaimed culinary geniuses in the area of nothing. Hang out with Jason, Alex, and Dammit Dooley! Click the button! You know you want to!
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Chef Dave Comes By, Melissa Has A CHallenge  8E42
Chef Dave Comes By, Melissa Has A CHallenge 8E42
Recalls after recalls! BUT Chef Dave is here and brings us up to speed in his adventures throug the culinary world he has worked through.
01:35:4604/11/2024
Ceiling-1- Dooley- 0 Till the Next UFC Bout S8E41
Ceiling-1- Dooley- 0 Till the Next UFC Bout S8E41
After the moving of the fridge came the moving of the hood vent and Dooley went into the drywall, Really didn'y get into much topics just had a fun time talking with good friends!
01:59:1428/10/2024
2024 Partycast like a RockStar!! S8E40
2024 Partycast like a RockStar!! S8E40
We talked about Melissa doing meal preps for her grandfather. Also a PSA about not ordering a quarter pounder from McDonalds in the midwest! We also argued about the definition of a biscuit to dumpling! Pressure realases are sometimes farts or friends and family!!
01:33:2023/10/2024
Dooley Loves Cat Food, Let's Eat 72 Tortillas While Waiting For Food!S8E39
Dooley Loves Cat Food, Let's Eat 72 Tortillas While Waiting For Food!S8E39
What's the difference between a cup with a handle, and a bowl? How many tortillas do you eat waitng for your actual food? Why does Dooley love the chicken spread? PICKLE FLAVORED SLIM JIM'S????!!!
01:24:1221/10/2024
Dooley Is The Free Content, Almost Made Jason 2nd S8E38
Dooley Is The Free Content, Almost Made Jason 2nd S8E38
Jake, Jacob, & Dooley are three hours late so sounds reasonable. Melissa Tried to pit maneuver someone. You ain't gunna out-cunt Melissa. Who on God's green Earth goes to Golden Corral and eats one plate of food, you eat a plate and put a steak &some fried chicken in your knock off Louis-Vuitton bag.
01:28:0314/10/2024
IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! Give Him a PB & Bologna Sandwhich!  S8E37
IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! Give Him a PB & Bologna Sandwhich! S8E37
IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! We have a few random topics, we all gag from the last topic, some meals are just weird. Why does Melissa keep hitting Taco in the face? Melissa makes "Lumpy Grits" that are good.
01:41:1707/10/2024
Eat Your AI Sandwiches, With A TFK Crunchwrap Supreme S8E36
Eat Your AI Sandwiches, With A TFK Crunchwrap Supreme S8E36
Carnitas Taco stale pringles and Poppin' candy Coke Oreos? yeah sure. We look at the AI generated sandwiches for each state of the US! Can we make a tuna taste like BBQ? Thoughts on a TFK Smash Crunchwrap Supreme?
01:53:1230/09/2024
Jason Becomes A Plumber & Taco Thinks Jason Is Stealing S8E35
Jason Becomes A Plumber & Taco Thinks Jason Is Stealing S8E35
Jason does plumbing work for the food truck, only took him one try.... Have a few PSA's, what chu know 'bout them frozen pizzas, or that McChicken Big Mac, or..... a kid staring at you in the food truck?!
01:44:5123/09/2024
Taco Defends The Fossee's, McDonald's Is Better Around The World S8E34
Taco Defends The Fossee's, McDonald's Is Better Around The World S8E34
McDonald's has better options around the world, we are looking at you China & Korea. Funyuns is making Bloomin' Onion rings. Taco sees another cat that is just trying to eat before his commute to work, Trader Joe's is getting people to "de-influence" their product. Loren Listen to the end!
01:43:1316/09/2024
WEAR Something Pink Melissa! Jeez It's Just A Donut! S8E33
WEAR Something Pink Melissa! Jeez It's Just A Donut! S8E33
Multiple recalls on a lot of things going from cantaloupes to apple juice. What would you do for a glazed donut? Salmonella tastes pretty good when you drink apple juice. The Shmitt Sandwhich van finally gets the the cooking appliances!
01:28:4809/09/2024
Dying at Amazon's Last Food Truck Hell, We Are On Reddit.. S8E32
Dying at Amazon's Last Food Truck Hell, We Are On Reddit.. S8E32
Dooley almost passes out from heat exhaustion, the TFK food truck works their last shift (for now) with a line waiting an hour and food running out even quicker. So how much is a family plan at the Country Butcher if you want to piss The Butcher off?
01:31:2902/09/2024
Stadium Tickets On Sale For Avocados Tipping 15%! S8E31
Stadium Tickets On Sale For Avocados Tipping 15%! S8E31
Do you have a hard time eating avocados after they ripen? Which stadium has the most sales for sporting events? Which Frito is the best Frito of all time? Bet it ain't Limon or Limon! WAIT.... I forgot fries for those orders you need Jason.
01:34:0626/08/2024
Ye TabalaBlue Some Del Tacos In Ye Olde Resturants! S8E30
Ye TabalaBlue Some Del Tacos In Ye Olde Resturants! S8E30
How many old resturants are still open and operational? Are celeb chefs sell outs? TACO BELL is bringing back OLD FOOD items, did the capletters bring your attention? Eggs, coffee, and a lot else are bad for you, not really that's just some old myths people thought when they didn't hae reseach or technology.
01:20:5819/08/2024
Hamburger or Hotdog? Who F*&ks With Pickles Harder?! S8E29
Hamburger or Hotdog? Who F*&ks With Pickles Harder?! S8E29
Fluff Coke? Anyone interested? Hamburger or hotdog which is healthier? Would you like some korean flavored spam? Halogen Ovens or an Air Fryer? Which is better and what is cleaner?
01:25:5112/08/2024
Jason Is The New Kid On The Block, Dooley Doesn't Understand S8E28
Jason Is The New Kid On The Block, Dooley Doesn't Understand S8E28
Jason & Melissa go to the New Kids On the Block concert, What do people overcook the most? The Dong that lost the Olympic medal, & check your meat before eating it!
01:42:0105/08/2024
Discontinued Pickled Eggs From The 90s S8E27
Discontinued Pickled Eggs From The 90s S8E27
What foods that were discontinued that you want to see come back, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Old junk foods? Also if you want to keep your turkey warm while cooking everything else for Thanksgiving, why not put it in the dishwasher?
01:05:5629/07/2024
The Fossee's Vacation Ft. Bucee's, Shitty Hotels, & Cracker Barrel S8E26
The Fossee's Vacation Ft. Bucee's, Shitty Hotels, & Cracker Barrel S8E26
Jason & Melissa go down to Georgia & looking for a hotel deal, they come up behind and Melissa cries " Jason I'm done with this room fuck this shit let's run" Then they wake up to the flippin' egg ordeal, Melissa is over and done and s
01:30:2322/07/2024
Jason! Pull Out The Weiners! Which Is Best! S8E25
Jason! Pull Out The Weiners! Which Is Best! S8E25
Which hotdogs are the best? Best snap? Best Flavor? Best texture? What happened to SoBe drinks? Why did Pepsi shut them down? Pinapple Pepsi WITH pizza? Also throw a little tomato paste into your fried eggs!
01:16:5308/07/2024
Sweating Balls & Eating Cotton Candy Cheese Balls S8E24
Sweating Balls & Eating Cotton Candy Cheese Balls S8E24
It's getting hot! Well hotter, everrrybody is on edge, BUT doesn't keep us away from why we went to Raising Cane's, how the butcher shop went, thinking they are the only customers,. Dooley sweats and builds walls cause nobody else should up to do it. Leggo my Eggo! They are absolutely the best waffles. Foods we SHOULD refrigerate but don't. Also, incorrectly cooked foods? Some are ok others are wild!
01:38:3601/07/2024
Dropping it likes it Ot! S8E23
Dropping it likes it Ot! S8E23
We dropping H's like it's the 20'S! Wanna go stay in a potato Otel? Ow bout we go to Ave a nice Wine Ike trough te Trail? Best trails to go to on vacation!
01:16:2324/06/2024
Hola, Can I Get Turkey Ribs, & My Zodiac Chip & Beans? S8 E22
Hola, Can I Get Turkey Ribs, & My Zodiac Chip & Beans? S8 E22
Who had the first best philly? Why oh why are beans loved by the Brits so much? New flavors of the Dew for 4th of July? What's your Zodiac Lay's Chip? Joey Chesnut why!!! You want Mexican food? Don't go where Jason and Melissa went, can't even get a buzz there!
01:34:2617/06/2024
Tuna Salad Baked Potatoes & The Ring of 22 Shrimp W/ Ketchup S8E21
Tuna Salad Baked Potatoes & The Ring of 22 Shrimp W/ Ketchup S8E21
How many shrimp did Jennifer Garner eat in 13 going on 30, also what type of shrimp? 16/20, Colossal, popcorn!! Jimmy John's has a firecracker wrap just like Litttle Debbie has Red White & Blue snacks out only avaiable till July 4th!
01:25:0010/06/2024
Sour Patch Meat Balls? S8E20
Sour Patch Meat Balls? S8E20
What would be your take on sour patch kid oreos? Ragu competing against Rao for new sauce at a better price? Sweet baby ray's has some new sauces coming out, shocker has some garlic in it. Chic-Fil-A coming out with a new sandwich with disgusting bread and butter pickles. Do you know the reason we have bread and butter pickles? Becuase they traded their pickles for bread and butter.... We don't like dem bread and butter pickles gimmie a Gerkin.
01:26:2327/05/2024
Canary! Go Get Some Dolly Parton Doughnuts! S8E19
Canary! Go Get Some Dolly Parton Doughnuts! S8E19
Canary has a mission against the fat kids! Do different pasta types have different taste? A few new items coming from some vendors, Krispy Kreme, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Get a Dr Pepper Pucker now!
01:49:2320/05/2024
Etiquette Rules Mean New Hot Dog Shotgun Shells S8 E18
Etiquette Rules Mean New Hot Dog Shotgun Shells S8 E18
What were some etiquette rules from the 1850s? Oscar Meyer has some new hot dogs flavors, Alex feels it will mess up his hot dog to chili ratio. Siracha has now stated they are going to have another shortage for their product! Guess what Chefs believe is the best fast food burger? In-N-Out.... Shocker..
01:03:5313/05/2024
Don't Brush Your Teeth Until You Pay For The Beer With Ramen! S8E17
Don't Brush Your Teeth Until You Pay For The Beer With Ramen! S8E17
How many licks to get to that center? When do you not brush your teeth? How much muscle memory messes up your modified orders? Would you sell your grandma's recipes, or keep them? Some companies startig to throw out new flavors? guess what they are?
02:05:3106/05/2024
Chic-Fil-Tenders my mom swears by this! S8E16
Chic-Fil-Tenders my mom swears by this! S8E16
Kale & Broccoli is man made, what is some new methods of cooking you started after travelling? Fast food discounts??? What's the worst to best stadiums for MLB??
01:47:4429/04/2024
Dooley Get me A Diet Coke & A Lembas Bread! S8E15
Dooley Get me A Diet Coke & A Lembas Bread! S8E15
Diet Coke or regular? If anything, probably stick with the regular. Dooley has more acronymns for the Zon.Is The Beast acually good? It taste just like Monster, no caffeine add the alcohol. Is faster better, or is quality better? The food truck thinks quality is best.
01:40:1422/04/2024
Gadzooks! Tax Day... Steal Your Pineapples! S8E14
Gadzooks! Tax Day... Steal Your Pineapples! S8E14
What are some old timey curse words? If you stole 7 pineapples how many years are you getting? Some historic resturants still around that George Washington stood in! Unusual foods, shit on a shingle, turtle soup, limburger sandwich, or vinegar pie? Which you want?
01:36:1215/04/2024
It's The Total Eclipse of My Yard! S8 E13
It's The Total Eclipse of My Yard! S8 E13
It's the Solar Eclipse! Do you do the Alton Brown secret way of cooking your steaks? What do Europeans think about American culture? Why do they think we are so nice and friendly? People have controversial cooking methods and some are valid, some are..... not.
01:35:0008/04/2024
Butcher! I Need To Cut The Quinoa, & Bury It In My Backyard!  S8E12
Butcher! I Need To Cut The Quinoa, & Bury It In My Backyard! S8E12
What blades do butchers use that we can use to "hypothetically" cut threw bones. Why is everything more expensive? I can't spend 12 dollars on avocado toast when i can just eat grass instead. Buying Big Bite Hot Dog Water and nobody can stop us! Also forget dunking your grilled cheese into your tomato soup, Campbell's put them both together for you!
01:46:2201/04/2024
DAT'S B-A-N-A-N-A-S ! Meatloaf... No Seriously...   S8E12
DAT'S B-A-N-A-N-A-S ! Meatloaf... No Seriously... S8E12
We made Meatloaf.... with bananas... Also what cooking advice is ignored usually, Oreo has a new Churro flavor coming out, also low effort high reward recipes are a thing to go for? J
01:27:4825/03/2024
Let's ELEVATE to the Recalls of Food & Unqualified Jobs S8E11
Let's ELEVATE to the Recalls of Food & Unqualified Jobs S8E11
Some foods being recalled?! Some food being tasty? Some peeps.... being.... sour... It's ok we read some rated worst to best tacos. also Hamburger Helper is updating recipes... They gone Daft Punk Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.... Probably just Better and Faster..
01:15:4718/03/2024
Dangling Groceries & KFC Trying to Chizza WAWA?! S8E10
Dangling Groceries & KFC Trying to Chizza WAWA?! S8E10
Riddle me this, What used to be a gauge but no longer is? You may need to get it removed.... KFC is bringing the world famous Chizza to the US, how did this just get here? We don't know. Go ahead and go to the store now, Dr. Pepper & Coffee Mate are making a creamer now! It's called "Dirty Soda" . Lastly, we care about your health, learn about your health. Really listen, we care about your alcohol intake and which is the healthiest option for you.
01:12:1711/03/2024
Nice To Meet You Mr. Jason, Alex, & Dammit S8E9
Nice To Meet You Mr. Jason, Alex, & Dammit S8E9
We ranked a lot of diifferent things on a lot of different topics, a lot of kitchen topics, what food can you not stand that other people actually like, do you know how the Guiness World Records was started? Here's a hint... It's Irish an Irish common place. It's Disney bitch!
01:27:2104/03/2024
Damn Jason You A Snack! Snack Attack, It ain't Sushi!  S8E8
Damn Jason You A Snack! Snack Attack, It ain't Sushi! S8E8
This podcast is dedicated to DonateYourSmallTalk.org 400,000 children are in foster care as of now.Just talking about foster care can help a child in need! It's snack month, what is a snack? Potato chips? Cheese puffs? Jason? Dennis? Both of em? Let's talk about it!
01:37:1026/02/2024
Pacific Rim! It's my favorite secret of Cooking of ALL Time! S8E7
Pacific Rim! It's my favorite secret of Cooking of ALL Time! S8E7
What movies are better then Pacific Rim? It is known as the best movie of all time, ever! What goes down the Duck Hole? What steak misteakes make you think about the mistakes you make while making steaks?
01:50:0019/02/2024
Gross Creations & What Won't The Producer Dip In  S8E6
Gross Creations & What Won't The Producer Dip In S8E6
Cream cheese, Avocado Dip, Frito's into Cottage Cheese, Oreo's into Sour cream? Have you collected all 50 states of Heinz Ketchup packets? Bet you won't eat some peanut butter and swiss cheese sandwich! Please smear your chocolate pudding appropriately... took the whole team to spell that.. on your pizza.
01:53:2612/02/2024
Suds & Buds & Duck Tongue.... Chicken Feet? S8E5
Suds & Buds & Duck Tongue.... Chicken Feet? S8E5
Reese's being sued for not having the correct design on their cups. Do some of these foods not taste the same? Whistle Pig, are they making some good not whiskey? Who hates KFC crunch wrap supremes.... crunch chicken wraps..... We try some different type of Lay's chips.
01:53:0105/02/2024
S8E4 Peanut Butter Goes Great With Osso Buco!
S8E4 Peanut Butter Goes Great With Osso Buco!
What weird food collabs do you know of, peanut butter & pickles? Peanut Butter & Shrimp & Grits? The possibilites are endless!
01:38:5522/01/2024
J&K Joins The Pod! Dooley Invasion! S8E3
J&K Joins The Pod! Dooley Invasion! S8E3
Kelvin & Latonya join the podcast and talk about their history and experience through life and becoming the J&K Family. They have a podcast coming up called Marriage Business Ministry. They have the Infamous Waffle Burger! Also they are opening their thrid location. VB locations are College Park & General Park, Norfolk location is coming soon!
01:33:5215/01/2024
Cat Street Boys Go Fine Dining! S8E2
Cat Street Boys Go Fine Dining! S8E2
Dooley got his promotion! What Michelin star workers secrets are there? Stop with these food trends! Why is my gucamole bubbling? why are you serving me a steak on a shovel? The Meow ReMix?
01:47:2408/01/2024
Happy New Year! Why Are We Eating Kipper? S8E1
Happy New Year! Why Are We Eating Kipper? S8E1
How was your new year? We try some Kipper Herring, you would think its bad by some of our reactions. Beer flavored hot sauce? Would you buy this 129.99 dollar pizza make? Best gifts for your home chef, or commerical chef? It's a new year, it may be just the same old Team Fat Kid honestly.... Hot Sauce, Hot Things, Dumb Good Times.
01:25:0801/01/2024
Is There A Domino Effect When Buying Hamburglar Crocs? S7E40
Is There A Domino Effect When Buying Hamburglar Crocs? S7E40
What do you eat from 7/11? Turkey & Cheese? The Italian Job? Maybe a pickle or some hot dogs? Did you know they are selling Crocs with McDonald's characters on them? Did you know Dooley is already looking to buy one or all of them? One had to go, yellow, green and wild card time!
01:13:1118/12/2023
Cheesesteak, Steak & Cheese or Philly ?S7 E39
Cheesesteak, Steak & Cheese or Philly ?S7 E39
What's your favorite new hot sauce? Do you like having a clean table when you go out to eat, or do you want to staple a dollar to the wall while they clean a table for you? Do you almost piss your pants at the front door? Also... who dangles their jingle dingle better the females or the males of party? Cheese Steak, Steak & Cheese, or a Philly?
01:22:5011/12/2023
Producer! Producer! Wake Up.... We Need Pizza! S7E38
Producer! Producer! Wake Up.... We Need Pizza! S7E38
If you live in New York City, look up Thai Food Near Me! Jason wakes The Prducer up thirty minutes before they had to go pick up two slices of pizza while Jason watches his football game on the way there. What was used in kitchens a 100 years ago? Also some real good hole in the wall places in Virginia Beach with good food.
01:35:5027/11/2023
Happy Thanksgiving!! Let's Talk Turkey! S7 E37
Happy Thanksgiving!! Let's Talk Turkey! S7 E37
What is your Thanksgiving tradition? Who cooks? Do you sit at the kid's table? Fried, Smoked, or Roasted? Gunna try KFC's new Cajun Deep Fried Turkey? Why does Ocean Spray have their cranberry sauce cans upside down? Is there a point? Do you dessert? If so, what type, what is the state desserts, potato dishes and also dessert dishes of each state?
01:40:2220/11/2023
We Makin' Grilled Cheese Trees With Pickle Balls! S7E36
We Makin' Grilled Cheese Trees With Pickle Balls! S7E36
Alex wants to make grilled cheese on a stick a thing. Jason gives us some Ghost Chili buttered toast. What makes Dooley's Chili so good? Does Simba secretly watch Jason & Melissa and is planning on plotting anything??
01:24:2813/11/2023
The Golden Girls Eat All the Best Hotdogs In Virginia! S7E35
The Golden Girls Eat All the Best Hotdogs In Virginia! S7E35
Melissa goes to a Golden Girls Drag Show. The Food Truck has some problems on it's week. Where are the best Hot Dog places to eat in Virginia? What is the most overpriced food you can think of? Chicken Wings? Wagyu? Filet Mignon?
02:09:0506/11/2023
Don't Fear The PagPag, It's Trash! S7 E34
Don't Fear The PagPag, It's Trash! S7 E34
Dooley is back! He endured the pain of THE Armageddon Jerky. PagPag, it's just deep fried. What is some unpopular food opinions you agree with? Did you know America has a bunch of Wine Regions? Make sure your Ring has some ALIEN encounters to make you a millionaire!
01:41:4730/10/2023