Posting early to give you something to alleviate Election Day Jitters! Vote Blue so we can flush the orange turd down once and for all *Episode Description and inspiration below**We offer you a new kind of show with a title based on a time where Adam and Justin played with action figures as adults...and they made all the characters do dumb shit, have dumb voices, and complete dumb tasks. This was right around the time "The Expendables" was becoming a huge hit, and so Adam and Justin decided to call their ragtag team of militants, "The Affordables." Now here we are in late 2024 releasing a blend of 80s-inspired retro bullshit with some modern bullshit with a flexible cast of characters. In this series, we are delighted to welcome back one of the original Rollplayers, David! He reprises his role as Luke "Chimichanga" Smith who needs to make some merc money after Sierra went down. We also see Justin make his appearance as Jack Lazer, an 80s action hero who was thawed out in the year 2024. Both of these men have responded to a Craigslist ad from Blake Dancer, a 19 year old game streamer who wants to prevent monsters from overtaking his favorite vacation spots. Today, the Affordables will face an enemy of fluffy proportions. Our site

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While investigating a string of murders, the gang meets someone from Stoop's past before heading to a seedy bar looking for leads! Will they get any closer to finding out who is out there melting people's heads?!

There's a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue going on in Savage City and our heroes are on the case! That is of course once they stop fighting and going in the wrong direction!

Snow and Stoop wrap up ruining a train in the desert and forget about their supposedly dead friend Evan who returns after a week of recuperation to find Snow has trashed his apartment. Then Stoop gets some bad news!

Scheduling is a bit fucky at the moment, so enjoy a wonderful episode of timejail featuring our friend, Danny Guarantee! Meet Dr. Turtle, Uhhh Darius, and the familiar wooden face of Slappy Pete. 

Evan recovers from his near death experience among some scaley dudes while Snow and Stop stoop a train... wait.If you like the song at the end, find more of Adam's music here: https://open.spotify.com/album/0n0fNVRX1uwxPorfykGteL?si=bvynGcAhS1OVA2KCg8C2Uw

A call from some of Snow's past associates leads our trio back to the wasteland outside the city to heist a train but this train fights back and bad things happen! Listen! PLEASE! Check out Adam's new fitness training progam: https://www.fiverr.com/s/1q0wjW9

We're back in Savage city and today Evan gets help from Stoop and Snowspear in his continued search for clues as to the whereabouts of his missing sister. This endeavor leads them to some cybernetic superhuman bullshit! Come on and listen!

It's here...The bittersweet and very weird Finale of the original carnation of The Phony Express. Today, we see the final act, produced by Vanta Black, herself. Will the gang play their parts and put an end to Vanta's weird scheme? Let's find out, shall we! (oh, and welcome back to Kimmie for returning as Bella!)Thanks for everything, gang. We're excited for more fun coming down the pipeline, but I feel like our original Phony Express story needed a fair chance to rest. We love that you enjoyed these characters and their really odd story. I know it went from kinda grounded to supernatural, but it was fun every step of the way. We love you guys. Say Hi to us!

Howdy, friends! Today, Ryn finds that she is conflicted in her feelings to reunite with Cutter and Maverick. Mom and Dad says they're dangerous, but her counterpart's memories and feelings say otherwise. Also, the boys reunite in Dulltown (with Ryn eventually) to have their first conversation with Vanta Black. Ultimately, they will encountered actors who are roleplaying important moments of their lives to discover that Vanta knows more about them they ever realized. Support the Show!    Check out our site!

Today, we find out what Ryn was up to while the boys were navigating the scenery of Vanta Black's "sets." Ryn goes on a "Trip" of sorts after helping out in the medical center. During her "ride" she meets Stephano the giant skeleton (or skelektion because Adrian had a typo) and Rim Dundrig, an "Aussie" Dwarf land pirate from Sinner's Canyon mine. We jump back and forth between the eyes of Ryn and her hallucinations (to escape reality) and what Rim sees. It was also honestly just fun to have a really out-of-the-box episode of Phony Express. Enjoy!Say hi to us!       Review us

Heya Gang! Today, Cutter awakens to some weird scenes and settings (literally) and Maverick makes a shocking discovery about the people of Freedom Hallow. When they reunite, tensions are high as the line between reality and fiction continue to be blurry. We love you, Cass!Say hi to us!

Today, Cutter experiences a strange Haunted House with Sam and Dean, while Maverick slays some entertainers in Freedom Hallow. Finn becomes and Ryn and now wants Bowls Bowls Bowls and a vacation. Some weird stuff is going down and the boys are suspicious of the people in town. Also, how you doing everybody? You taking care of yourself? You better be!Say hi

eeeeey Bella has divided the group and has plans to restore her baby to a more formidable form. Cutter encounters some weird brothers, Maverick attempts to free his best friend, and Finn grows up. Say hi

Today, we've got a special guest (Kimmie) playing the role of someone special to little Finn. The gang must decide if this mysterious person is trustworthy as she relays information that the hostages have been strewn across northern Montana. Say hi to us

Life's been crazy with technical issues abound, so we are presenting you with an episode of Timejail to keep you entertained while we sort life out! Today, you'll meet a pilot sleuth, an awkward initiate, a summoned trickster, and a carbon copy of Mr. Bean! Enjoy the calamity that ensues when Cass and Justin play off our new guests: Will and Dusk! Click this if you love us!   Rate the show wherever you listen, Pl0x!

Hey hey! Tiny Finn and her silly gun-loving boy "Brave" seek out Cutter and Maverick to save Dr Punkenstein! Does Cutter care about anyone other than Bathy? *shrugs* Does Maverick want Justice? yeah dawg. Oh, also there's a dogVisit our site!

Today, we discover the aftermath of our bionic friend's sacrifice. We meet a new little girl named... Finn? And the fellas "lay siege" to Cruelty Alley after discovering the loss of their comrade. Send us a letter!

The Phony Express seeks to track down Tommy Felix and his gang when they find out they rode in to town with "Ryn" to capture their friends. Cutter makes his return to Cruelty Alley, Maverick is determined to exact Justice, and Ryn makes an unexpected move to save her friends. Check out our site and say nice things! Also, early release, cuz I wanna!

I don’t think my body can make any more tears… at least not my own. I stay occupied by workin on my gunslinging with the farm boys by day, and getting more snakes than a mongoose by night. I sent scouts out from Dulltown to survey the area surrounding sorebellow where the robbery took place. My informant tossed some coin around and found some loose-lipped ne’er-do-wells there that referenced a small man covered in scales, and a jittery fellow who came riding in on a stagecoach.   As luck would have it, a half a day later, one my boys caught sight of a firefight at a place called “Lameduck pond, where the scaly one met his demise. My informant tracked the jittery one and a clunky friend of his back to a small town called Doodad. When I heard the news that we found the bastards, I knew it was time to do my part... Or should I say, “Play My Part?” I spent much of my childhood learning Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” and it’s time for a new character to make her debut: Doodad, prepare to meet, Lady Danes.Our Site

Today, The Phony Express tries to free the people of Sinner's Canyon Mine, while catastrophe ensues back in Doodad. Did they activate a certain someone's trap card?Our Site

Today we present: The Stagecoach incident that ultimately changed everyone's lives. Osrom leads Cutter to Tommy Felix's gang to make some extra cash with the biggest score the gang has ever seen: Robbing a stagecoach transporting rare and expensive medicine. Our site

200 posts of Rollplayers. Absolutely bonkers. I wanted to give a backstory on how we got here, the struggles we faced, and where things are going. I also wanted to post a little clip from Season 3's Phony Express Villain, "Vanta Black."Atom's Music  ------------------ Atom's Monster BookOur Ko-Fi   --------------------  Our Site

Your favorite cow-folk are back to investigate the explosion at Sinner's Canyon Mine! Throughout their excursion, they discover mysterious handkerchiefs, coated in crimson, and an unsettling visual of their forest compatriots. Our Site!

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Today, Our new friend, Trever (Mr. Void) runs a test of his revamped game of Veil of the Void: Reforged!! Meet a reflective monk, a healing plant lady, a man with space in his face, and another plant person who loves technology! We investigate a mysterious distress signal beyond the void from a space craft that disappeared a half a millennium ago! Trever's Linktree for Veil of the Void: ReforgedFuninstallers Linktree

This is it: the team's well calculated uprising against the EVIL archbishop finally culminates and they receive some help from an unexpected place. The archbishop's secrets aren't the only thing they will reveal! It's his butt, they also reveal his butt. You can find all our junk here (fun things and ways to support us): https://linktr.ee/funinstallers. And special thanks to our guest Sean from Gestalheim Productions! You can find their stuff here: https://linktr.ee/gestalheimproductions. Thanks for listening!

The heist is one! Or the scam is on! Whatever it's called, the gang is the house of the nefarious archbishop where they hope to panic the bad boy into exposing himself... I mean exposing that he's not who he portrays himself to be! But what happens when you corner a wild archbishop? Let's find out! You can now find all of our links in one convenient place, enjoy them here: https://linktr.ee/funinstallers. Thanks for listening!

We've got something a bit different today. Cass was sick so we enlisted our pal Kimmy to play a role in todays episode. We rewind a bit to the night in Bureaucules' office. It turns out Boom had messed around with the Staff of Eurythmices and sent everyone into a shared dream. What will they learn about themselves and each other and will they remember when they awake? Let's find out! You can now find all our links in one easy location: https://linktr.ee/funinstallers. Go there to find our site with playlists or our ko-fi if you want to support us! Thanks for listening!

Damn holiday ruined our recording schedule, but never fear! We've got another show that Atom works on (alongside some familiar voices) where we answer questions from the internet (as if anyone asked us in the first place). We hope you enjoy this special recording along with our friend Nexu (TentaclesarePpl)Our linktree

In todays episode: Tulip fishes, Protects makes moves in the real estate market, and Boom gathers them up to enact their daring heist. Thanks for listening! Check out our site: www.funninstallersnetwork.com, check out our ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/funinstallers and remember to rate us if you hate us! BYE!

Our heroes thwart a cult's dark efforts and return home and spend the night in their bosses office to celebrate. Check out funinstallersnetwork.com for playlists and more and consider supporting us on ko-fi.com/funinstallers. Don't forget to rate it if you hate it!

In this episode Protects and Tulip finally vanquish their greatest enemy: a door! Also, Boom finally decides to stop frogging around and helps out. Thanks for listening! Check out funinstallersnetwork.com for playlists and more and consider supporting us and others you've heard on our show at ko-fi.com/funinstallers and remember: rate it if you hate it!

The trio goes to the swamps today to investigate a mysterious doorway. Tulip and Protects share a single brain cell trying to figure the place out while Boom parties with the locals. Check out our website: funinstallersnetwork.com for playlists, merch, and more and support us at ko-fi.com/funinstallers if you can! Thanks a bunch! Rate it if you hate it!

Our trio sets in motion their half-baked plans to swindle the church out of its undeserved donations and to save Father Amesley from whatever terrible fate might be in store for him. Check out our site for playlists of our various campaigns along with other cool stuff: funinstallersnetwork.com and check out ko-fi.com/funinstallers to support us and those we work with!

Today our three heroes are tasked with recovering a kidnapped priest. Listen and find out if they manage to royally screw things up! Check out our site: funinstallersnetwork.com for a bunch of stuff and curated playlists and check our kofi to show your support: https://ko-fi.com/funinstallers. Thanks big time!

Welcome to the 8th episode of Dungeon Dive Inc! The trio gets back from their latest excursion and this is what happens:  Boom Pahpa tries to talk to a higher power, our goblin weirdo, Protects Gaul, challenges an empty arena to a fight, and Tulip Corpsepod forgets to follow the plot thread for almost the entire episode. Check us out at Funinstallersnetwork.com and kofi.com/funinstallers (for support!) and don't forget to rate it if you hate it!

In the aftermath of their battle with Sloth, The Phony Express discover a strange ripple effect throughout Doodad. Also, they still need to do that job with Nitroglycerin... Say Hi

The Phony Express face off against Abaddon/Sloth! And they Still haven't done the damn delivery job yet! Our Site   support our Ko-fi!

Today, Maverick and Cutter have an epic stunt fight in a bar while Ryn gets some presents from Punky and Chefy!Our site!   support our Kofi

Ryn loses her cool, Cutter plays undead blackjack, and Maverick discovers a very useful loophole on the Doom Train. Our Site     Kofi   

The Slowomotive is barreling towards Doodad and The Phony Express are in tow! Maverick and Cutter chase down undead Ne'er-do-wells while Ryn tries to get Maverick's body to a doctor! Say hi

Cutter attempts to teach a fellow cowboy how to read, Ryn flashes people with her new upgrade, and Maverick may have some form of Benjamin Button's disease!

Our Golden friend is injured and The Phony Express must journey to find aloe to heal her grievous wounds! They meet a strange character and encounter the Red Moon. Our Ko-fiOur Site

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Apparently Maverick is a tasty snack to supernatural creatures such as phantoms and demons. The Phony Express hit the streets for Bowls Bowls Bowls and information!

Welcome back to Doodad! The Phony Express are sent to investigate ghosts in... you guessed it, Ghost Alley! Also, Doodad has a fun little flea market so that's neat! Watch out for The shop of interesting things!Ko-fiOur Site