On to Part 2: Mountains and Seas from Tower of Dawn, and there's LOTS to discuss... How do you pronounce anything in this book? ...We still don't know Pirate spiders Thick thoraxes A sweaty Chaol should not be licked Let us know your thoughts in the comments!!

WE'RE BAAAACK! And we're talking all things Chaol and Part 1: The God City from Tower of Dawn by Sarah J. Maas. Some things to look forward to: Neither of us know how to pronounce anything in this book Lots of puns and dad jokes (apparently this is what happens when the MC is a dude) Matt tries to predict what will happen next (Who is secretly a Valg???)

It's happening!!! We're finally talking about THAT ENDING of Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas, including: Does Matt side with Aelin/Lysandra or Aedion concerning the...backup plan? Blood oath, shmood oath Callbacks to Crown of Midnight, Heir of Fire, AND Queen of Shadows (SJM, you genius, you) General sadness and trauma that we've come to expect from the last 100 pages of any SJM book

Just like that, Matt is almost through Empire of Storms! We're talking through Chapters 40-60, with lots of things to look forward to... Manon is in chains and Dorian likes it Lorcan gets a special note from Aelin Fire sex (Hot or Not?!) DORIAN'S PHANTOM HANDS Matt invents a new word: Fickey Elide gets her plot-convenient period Return of an old friend from Assassin's Blade! (plus a redheaded queen)

It's the moment you've all been waiting for...Matt has lost his book virginity!! We're discussing Chapters 25-39 of Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas, and yes, we spend plenty of time discussing Chapter 38. We're talking SEX-y times, sea dragons, and why Lysandra is better than everyone else.

We're diving in to the first 24 chapters of Empire of Storms! It's getting real!!!! We're talking about witches (and when THAT finally happens), Rowan's impending death (according to Matt), and sea dragons (totally just mentioned and never going to appear, right??). For those of you who have finished the series, please appreciate how well I hold it together when Matt gets dangerously close to predicting some BIG things...

The finale of the finale! We're wrapping up Queen of Shadows, and we've got some fun things to discuss: Lysandra's weak stomach Manon vs spines We need someone to explain Valg breeding to us. Actually, please don't. Kaltain. Is. Amazing. Matt is ready for the spice to kick into high gear

We are (almost) wrapping up Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas! Thanks to some technical difficulties, the episode got cut short, about halfway through. So consider this Part 1 of Part 3, with Part 2 coming soon!

A sexy, witchy time! We're talking about chapters 30-61 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas. Some things we discuss: Elide's chains are still there?? Arobynn smells like...cyanide The great underwear debate Handkerchief! Lots of Hot or Not Aedion the 5th wheel Chaol knows exactly how to get lost in this forest Obsessed, not Possessed

Listen as Matt starts his journey through Queen of Shadows! We're talking about the first 29 chapters, so spoiler warning for that and, of course, Assassin's Blade through Heir of Fire. Also, Matt embodies Dorian for a magical little intro song... Some other things to listen for: Jedi wisdom Vampire witches Do babies grow under the belly button? Caninification She's not within the triangle! Rowan's part-time job "I really like knowing what's going on" Washable crayola paint The King is a micro-manager Return of "Hot or Not"

Our last episode on Heir of Fire! Listen for all of our thoughts on the crazy, tearful, and maybe a bit confusing ending. A few highlights... We read basically an entire chapter live because it's too good not to Matt gets validation for some of his predictions We still don't understand the magic triangle, crystals, or Chaol's magic studying habits Matt shares his thoughts on Rowan and Aelin...will they or won't they? Or...should they? Witches gotta witch

We're talking all things Heir of Fire (through chapter 49)! Listening for all of Matt's thoughts, including: - Spider sex? - Abraxos is the cutest - Matt still loves Sorscha the most - We totally understand the triangle magic wave thing - Rowan is old and wise...sometimes - Feral fae sex...is it coming?

We’ve finally made it! Listen as Matt dives into Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas, aka the real start of the Throne of Glass series!! We’re talking witches, wyverns, magic, and…eternally grumpy Chaol. The real question is: will Matt’s love of new character Sorscha replace his forever favorite, Baba Yellowlegs?

"My name is Celaena Sardothien, and I will not be afraid...of this 4 hour episode." That's right, we're spending 4 HOURS discussing anything and everything (and we mean everything) that goes down in The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. A little preview of some of our topics... The return of Adarlan's Batwoman New Girl fans, meet the Mute Master, you've seen him before We play Bang, Marry, Kill with Sam, Dorian and Chaol

We're finally wrapping up Crown of Midnight by Sarah J. Maas! Join us as we discuss everything that goes down in Chapters 43-56. We've got plenty to discuss, including: - Matt's pitch for a Dorian/Chaol fanfic - Fleetfoot proves that dogs are better than people - Celaena is *special* Instagram: myfantasyhusbandpodcast

Join us for Part 2 (of 3) of our discussion of Crown of Midnight! Because soooo much happens in the second half of this book, we decided to break it into two. So in this episode, we are talking about Chapters 30-42. A little preview: Everyone's sad, people die, and we don't know how to say handkerchief.

In this episode, we’re discussing Part 1 (Chapters 1-29) of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas! Listen for Matt’s thoughts on everything from the eye riddle to Baba Yellowlegs to *finally* some sexy times.