ER, Season 12, Episode 9 is titled 'I Do.'Bend It Like Beckham's army boyfriend is back! And he spends the majority of the episode pressuring Beckham into marriage, even though Beckham says 'no' at least 100 times. He follows her around the hospital and wears her down until she finally agrees and they get married in the basement of the hospital once it has been decorated like a shit nightclub. Clemente and Practical Magic stop bickering and make peace (sort of) in what is a very unclear storyline. There is a lot of full on commentary about vaccines and immunisation when a mother brings her very sick child into the hospital but won't let him take medication, be x-rayed or be tested for any kind of virus. This pisses Johnny Legz off and he goes on a very unprofessional rant about how crap she is. Liar Liar and Practical Magic continue to have sex. Practical Magic continues to do absolutely no work, spending the entire episode flirting with Liar Liar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Mish and Zach chat about 'ER', season 12, episode 8. In this episode, a plane crashes right in the middle of Chicago. The episode cuts between the ER and the crash site. Velma is the most senior nurse in this episode. Bend It Like Beckham does a ride along with Jesse from 'Full House' in his ambulance for some unknown reason. Liar Liar and Practical Magic come into the ER after a night of sex, despite the face that neither of them are rostered on. Legz is trying to set up triage out the front despite the fact that Practical Magic is making it really difficult. 3rd Rock From The Sun is proud of Velma for making good decisions. At the crash site, 8 Mile and Bend It Like Beckham help out. Beckham runs into a burning building to save a kid even though there are heaps of firefighters around.Serena Williams is in this episode. No jokes. She plays a distraught mother. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'ER' episode 7, season 12 titled "The human Shield" opens with a man holding a young girl in his arms as he shoots wildly at policemen who (in return) shoot wildly at him. The man and the young girl get shot in the shower of bullets and the paramedics are called. Uncle Jesse from Full House enters dressed as a paramedic. Our favourite doctor Victor Clemente (Johnny Legz) asserts his power in the hospital by holding stern meetings with all of the staff. He loves a stern meeting. He fucks up a little bit and doesn't give a patient enough fluids. this patient dies. This pisses off Practical Magic because he knew that the patient needed more fluids. Practical Magic gets over this fairly quickly because Liar Liar has a breakdown and he makes kisses with her. Shane West is in a lot of trouble because the father of a Kat Dennings finds out he had sex with his daughter and bashes him in a carpark. TW: This episode of 'ER' tackles some seriously heavy stuff including kidnapping, pedophilia and sexual abuse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Dream House" is the sixth episode of the twelfth season of "ER".Dr Clemente reveals himself to be a bit more open to breaking the rules. He secretly smuggles a baby monkey into the hospital because they have similar DNA to humans. Meanwhile, the lady from "3rd Rock From The Sun" gives Velma from "Scooby Doo" a promotion. Her first task in her new position is to fire someone. The girl from "Bend It Like Beckham" finds out that the girl from "2Broke Girls" who has been sleeping with the guy from "A Walk To Remember" is actually only 14 years old which is really messed up, but it's played for laughs which is strange. Lastly, the guy from "8 Mile" tries to connect with his estranged father who is played by the guy from "Rush Hour". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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On the 16th of November 2020, John Leguizamo zoomed in and did Conan O'Brien's podcast "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend". They chat about how long they have known each other, bullying and John's upbringing in Queens. John plays himself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Playing with Fire" is a 2019 family comedy directed by Andy Fickman of "Mall Cop 2" fame. It follows the story of John Cena and his arm veins as they fight fire and work their way into our horny little hearts. Jake Carson (Cena) is the superintendent of a group of Smoke Jumpers in California. When three kids come into his life unexpectedly, we are met with some very funny scenarios and a very unrealistic adoption. Leguizamo plays Rodrigo Torres, one of the Smoke Jumpers that works along side John Cena's muscles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you think about when you think about the "Ice Age" franchise? We think about comedian extraordinaire Ben Russell!"Ice Age: Continental Drift" is the fourth film in the Ice Age series. Released in 2012 (10 years after the first movie) this film continues the crazy adventures of the ever growing ensemble cast as they go on a wacky adventure that is loosely based on plate tectonics. When Scrat (that way too famous squirrel dude) goes to the centre of the earth to retrieve a yummy acorn, he accidentally sets in motion the continental drift mentioned in the title. Our loveable ensemble gets separated and will stop at nothing to find each other again. They even commandeer an iceberg that is also pirate ship run by a gorilla.John Leguizamo is Sid. Again. Wow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mish and Zach love getting tagged in fun Johnny Legz clips on social media! They thought they had seen everything... until this clip popped up on Twitter! In a 20(ish) second clip, we see Leguizamo in a cool jacket and cap, attending the Rodeo Drive Planet Hollywood opening with actress Julianna Margulies. Everyone is having a great time UNTIL a reporter dares to ask John Leguizamo who he is... as if Johnny Legz isn't the greatest character actor of all time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Righteous Kill" is a 2008 thriller directed by John Avnet who also directed "Fried Green Tomatoes", a severely underrated Kathy Bates movies."Righteous Kill" is a movie about righteous kills. Turk and Rooser (Pacino and De Niro) are two cops on the hunt for a serial killer who leaves little notes around their victims. The killer is a little bit too close to home though.... ooo aaahhh...John Leguizamo plays Simon Perez, a detective who suspects Dr Niro is involved in the murders. This leads to much butch push-and-shove. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Encanto is the 60th animated feature film of the Walt Disney Studios. It tells the story of the Madrigals, an extraordinary family who live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called The Encanto. The magic of the Encanto has blessed every child in the family with a unique gift... every child except for Mirabel. When things start to go awry with their magical house, Mirabel takes it upon herself to figure out what is going on. Leguizamo plays Bruno, a dark and mysterious figure shunned by his family because they don't understand his strange powers. He is shunned so deeply that his family doesn't speak about him... they just sing about him in a hit song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zach loves two things: John Leguizamo and Disneyland. Enjoy this delightful mini episode as Mish quizzes Zach on all things Leguizneyland! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's mini episode time! These are cute little episodes that happen when Mish and Zach need a break from dissecting John Leguizamo's entire filmography. This week, Zach quizzes Mish on how well she knows "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." He also asks a couple of Leguizamo questions to keep it on brand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a breakdown so intense... that it requires two parts! Please enjoy your mates Mish and Zach going absolutely batshit insane as they try and decipher John Leguizamo's career in the 90s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 90s was a special time. We had Westlife, Alicia Silverstone, butterfly clips, the planet Pluto, Bill Clinton, TV Hits magazine... but did we have Sexy Luigi?Take a journey with Mish and Zach as they dissect John Leguizamo's acting career during the 90s. Sort of. They basically just have a couple of breakdowns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some would say that Steven Segal's number 1 fan is Dave Warneke, so naturally, we had to chat about "Out For Justice" with him. Opening with a quote from Arthur Miller, "Out For Justice" tells of the story of the thin, blue line that separates the police from organised crime in a particularly rough neighbourhood in Brooklyn... but it's also just about Steven Segal kicking ass. When Segal's partner is assassinated by a drug addicted psychopath, Segal goes on a bloody rampage to bring justice to the baddies. Segal's character is named Gino Felino. Very funny. Johnny Legz is pretty much a featured extra. He does some stuff in a montage and then gets shot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Nothing Like The Holidays" is a drama/Christmas film released in 2008 and directed by Alfredo De Villa.It follows all of the members of the Rodriguez family as they gather together at Alfred Molina's house to celebrate Christmas. This year, however, the Christmas prediod is laced with so many dramas - potential divorce, murder, dancing. Everything works out in the end though. It's a bloody Christmas movie!John Leguizamo plays Mauricio. He is a workaholic that is married to Debra Messing who doesn't approve of his parents looming divorce. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of legendary Comedian/Broadcaster Kyran Wheatley's favourite movies is 'Romeo and Juliet' starring John Leguizamo... so naturally, Mish and Zach made him watch a small, arty, low budget horror/sci-fi/drama from 1991 called Poison, directed by Todd Hayes - a film made up of 3 small films.The first story is titled 'Hero' - a documentary style story about a young boy accused of shooting his dad and then flying away. Literally flying. Like at tthe end of the movie Birdman but with less Emma Stone and more early 90s hairstyles. The second story is titled ‘Horror’. A scientist accidentally drinks a liquid, horny sex elixir while checking out a female scientist’s arse. It gives him a bit of a rash, makes him incredibly stern and has him dressing like Johnny Cash. The third story is titled ‘Homo’, a story set in prison that follows a violent, passionate and sexual relationship between two of the male inmates. This Todd Hates movie was said to be a real trailblazer in the queer film movement of the early 90s. It is as much a study of genres than anything else, featuring noir, melodrama and voxpop.John Leguizamo features in the story Homo, playing the role of Chanchi - one of the inmates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In fair Verona is where we set our scene... with the legend that is Comedian Zoe Coombs Marr!"Romeo and Juliet" is a really old story about really young love, written by William Shakespeare (ALLEGEDLY!)The movie we watched is a 1996 action/romance directed by Baz Luhrmann.The Montagues and the Capulets hate each other. They fight lots like the gangs in "West Side Story" except without the songs and the dancing and the white washing... although there is a bit of white washing in this film. When Romeo (a Montague) and Juliet (a Capulet) fall in love with each other. Together they have sex and tell each other how they feel a lot. Their romance hits a bit of a roadblock when their mates start killing each other. John Leguizamo plays Tybalt, Juliet's cousin. He hates Romeo so much. He wears low cut pants and a cool vest. He's vindictive and hot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Freak" is a 1998 film directed by Spike Lee. The film is a live performance of John Leguizamo's 1998 one-man-show of the same name. Leguizamo's show was autobiographical as he often talks about many aspects of his own life and upbringing. He chats heaps about his family. He plays them as well. John Leguizamo plays the part of John Leguizamo. Himself. That's him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcaster/Internet Celebrity/Tram Driver Nick Mason (The Weekly Planet) watches and reviews films regularly, so Mish and Zach took his expertise... and made him watch "Spawn."a superhero/action/fantasy released in 1997, "Spawn" (directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé) is the story of Al Simmonds, a US Marine Colonel that really wants to retire, but his boss, Martin Sheen, won't let him quit... which is totally illegal. Al agrees to perform one more mission for Martin Sheen. Poor Al is killed on this mission because Martin Sheen organises someone to murder him. Al ends up in hell, which is essentially a really scummy rave warehouse. al agrees to be a eternal servant, but only if he can go back to earth a hang out with his fiancé Wanda. Once he returns to earth, he becomes SPAWN.This movie is cooked beyond belief. John Leguizamo plays Violator, an evil clown that is kind of like the funny sidekick, but he's totally evil and fat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"All That" is essentially a sketch comedy show like "Saturday Night Live"... except it's for kids, and instead of beautiful people that went to Second City, it has a strange combo of teenagers that look like The Jonas Brothers and a bunch of shrill children. They're similar in that the sketches are really long.John Leguizamo stars in a sketch that is a parody of "Star Trek." In it, he plays a silly alien that is very annoying. He copies what people say and sticks his tongue out a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Frogs For Snakes" is an indie comedy/thriller written and directed by Amos Poe who likes to make weird films. This film is from 1998 but has serious 1993 vibes. "Frogs for Snakes" follows Eva, an out of work actress that also does a bit of debt collection for her ex husband, Al, a famous and violent producer. She hangs out with a lot of her actor friends at a diner where many of them break off into random monologues from various plays and films. John Leguizamo plays Zip, Eva's new boyfriend. Like Eva, he is also a struggling actor who is very good at sex and being sexy. He is in one scene before he is shot and killed by another struggling actor who wants to prove is worth to Al so that he'll cast him in his new show. Insane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joined by the absolutely hilarious comedian and podcaster Honor Wolff (Hot Department), Mish and Zach tackle this very expensive movie about dinosaur love. "Walking with Dinosaurs - The Movie" is a 2013 3D, CGI, live action family film based on the 1999 BBC mini series of the same name. The film is largely set 70,000,000 years ago. It tells the story of Patchi (voiced by Drew Barrymore's ex boyfriend) a dinosaur that has various little adventures during the annual migration of his dinosaur family. John Leguizamo voices Alex, a bird with the ability to quantum leap into the mind of any of his ancestors. He serves as both a character within the film as well as the narrator. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Leguizamo's first ever gig! Such a momentous occasion calls for a momentous guest - the hilarious Gen Fricker!Madonna’s song “Borderline” tells the story of young love. The female protagonist appeals to her male counterpart to either end their relationship or “finish what he started” and commit fully to their burning passion. She grows increasingly frustrated, claiming that her love interest is simply making a fool of her, playing with her heart and keeping her a prisoner, while she continues to give everything she has to what seems like a love that is not reciprocated, yet also not truly one sided.The music video to this song is about a group of young breakdancers on the street. A photographer approaches them and starts a chat with Madonna, but her boyfriend doesn’t like this! So he takes her to a rooftop so they can make out in their double denim. But then he is super rude to her and ditches her to play pool with the boys.John Leguizamo is in this music video. We are not certain where. We thought maybe he was one of the breakdancers at the start, but when we googled it, apparently he is the skinny dude in the red shirt outside the pool hall. It’s hard to tell. I probably could have done a little bit more research into this, but there was an earthquake in Melbourne the other day.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The Greatest Freak Out Ever" is a YouTube video that was posted in 2009 by wafflePWn. It shows a young guy - preteen age -  secretly filming his brother as he freaks out about his "World of Warcraft" game being canceled or some other gamer shit like that. In the video, he screams, paces, removes his clothing and tries to shove a remote up his asshole. It was later revealed that this videos was fake and totally set up but these two boys LOL.In the 2010 video posted by the same channel, John recreates the freak out in a parody of the original video. I can't believe we've made an entire podcast episode about this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Repo Men" is a 2010 action film which is kind of set in the present day but also kind of set in the future. It tells the story of a future where nothing is different to 2010 except you can now get expensive robots on payment plans. It follows a Repo Man for robot hearts who goes on the run once he himself has to have a robot heart.John Leguizamo plays Aspery, a black marker organ donor who does the regular Leguizamo character journey - 2 scenes and a death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The Night Clerk" is a 2020 drama/thriller directed by Michael Cristofer (from "Original Sin" fame - a movie where Antonio Banderas spits in Angelina Jolie mouth.)This film follows Bart, a young night clerk with Asperger's Syndrome who witnesses a murder in one of the hotel rooms as he has set up the hotel room with hidden cameras. It's kind of a whodunnit murder mystery, except not really because it only has a cast of seven actors so figuring out who the murderer was isn't very difficult. Johnny Legz plays Detective Espada, the only detective on a brutal murder case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Ride Along" is a 2014 American buddy-cop action/comedy starring Kevin Hart and Ice Cube (writer of FUCK THE POLICE).It tells the story of Ben (Hart) who must prove to his girlfriend's brother (Cube) that he is worthy of marrying his sister. Cube is a cop who takes Hart of a ride along to see if he is able to handle the pressure. John Leguizamo plays a cop who is also a bad man. He has a cool fight scene with Ice Cube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Leguizamo TOLD US to watch this movie. When Johnny Legz tells us to do something, we bloody do it!"Casualties of War" is a 1989 American war drama starring all these famous people when they weren't famous yet and when they were all very slim. People like Sean Penn and John C Reilly and our best friend, John Leguizamo (full Baby Legz). This film is based on the events of the 1966 incident on hill 192 during the Vietnam War. John Leguizamo plays Private First Class Antonio Diaz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Johnny Legz arrives at a bar. He asks his friend Tito to buy him a beer. Tito ignores him and offers to buy a Bud Light for a pretty young woman at the same bar. This upsets Johnny, but he has a plan! He comes back to the bar dressed in full drag. Now Tito will buy him a Bud Light! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Sanjay and Craig" is an animated kids show from Nickelodeon - an American pay television channel that bought us such bangers as "SpongeBob SquarePants", "The Rugrats" and a couple of public scandals. It tells the story of a little boy named Sanjay and his talking snake-friend, Craig. In season 3, episode 9, Sanjay and Craig and their mate in a blonde wig are watching an adventure movie. They then go to a convention called Tuffconbased around the movie they were watching earlier. While there, they meet some of their heroes from the motion pictures. Shit goes crazy when they are mistaken for their famous movie star baes. John Leguizamo plays Carlos Bandana, the villain from the adventure movie... and also the villain in the real life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You just can't watch a "John Wick" film without inviting Wick's number one fan (comedian/writer/performer Michelle Brasier) along for the ride!"John Wick 2" is a very good sequel! It tells the story of John Wick who reluctantly has to kill a person, but then he kind of gets into it and kills a lot of people. Then he gets a bit too excited and kills a particular person in the wrong place. John Leguizamo plays Aurelio - the super slick car guy from the first movie. He's not in this movie very much, but he's such a cool guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mish and Zach are joined this week by the ridiculously talented actor/singer/drag queen sensation Tilly Capulet. Together they reflect on their time together as university mates, their personal relationships with Baz Luhrmann... and they occasionally chat about the 2009 arthouse film "Rage"."Rage" is about all of the different characters you will find in and around a New York fashion house. It stars heaps of really famous Hollywood actors that all wish they could sustain a lavish lifestyle by acing in theatre... but they can't... so they all do movies like "Casino Royale" and "Star Wars" and "Cats".This movie is about a young guy named Michael Angelo who films behind-the-scenes interviews on his cell phone. Whilst he is conducting these interviews, gunshots are heard and the chat-to-camera film quickly turns into a murder mystery. John Leguizamo plays Jed, the security guard of Eddie Izzard. What a delightful pairing! They are never seen together in the film though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have another sexy thriller, people!"Revenge" is a 1990 romantic thriller (according to wikipedia - 'romantic' isn't the word we'd use, hey?) starring the guy from "Waterworld", the lady from "12 Monkeys", the guy who played Zorba in "Zorba the Greek", one of the bad guys from Robocop and John Leguizamo from this podcast.The very visually appealing film tells the story of Jay Cochran, a sexy all-American fighter pilot that starts an affair with a rich drug lord's wife. After 45 horny minutes, the drug lord finds out about the affair and his response is super full on. The rest of the film is very violent and choc-full of blood and mean words about women. John Leguizamo plays a SEXY Mexican dude that helps Jay get his revenge on the rich drug lord. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Joe The King" is a semi-autobiographical drama film from 1999.Joe is a disadvantaged preteen who lives with Val Kilmer (his alcoholic father), his super stressed out mother and his older brother who like girls and sleeping. Joe works at a really shit diner run by a total madman who is rude to everyone. To save some money to buy his stressed mother some new records, Joe steals money from the diner and everyone gets really mad at him. This movie is very depressing and has no lightness. It's a lot of very angry people being very angry at everyone, especially little Joe. Even his teacher is an angry asshole.John plays George, a guy who works at the diner and is literally the only slightly nice person in the film... and even he slaps Joe in the face at one point. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"El Paseo 2" is a Colombian family comedy that is entirely in Spanish. Everyone in it speaks Spanish the entire time and the only version of the film that Zach and Mish could find had no subtitles.Lucho Calvo and his family want to have an awesome holiday together at a beautiful resort, but in his desperation to provide a perfect vacation for his family, all of his fun-filled plans are met with many funny roadblocks!... presumably. It was in Spanish and Zach and Mish don't speak Spanish so they're not 100% sure what was going on.John Leguizamo plays Lucho Calvo. He is a dad that speak Spanish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to revisit "Super Mario Brothers" and Mish and Zach invited Podcaster/Comedian/Filmmaker Alexei Toliopoulos along for the ride! But this time, it's the Morton Jankel cut! Which is the exact same movie with a whole bunch of unnecessary stuff.This a 2021 fan cut of the 1993 action movie "Super Mario Bros". It's everything you love about the original movie, plus 20 minutes of unseen footage like Mario eating pasta sauce with his girlfriend and a rap song in a nightclub (which is painful to watch.)John Leguizamo plays Luigi, a very sexy plumber who likes mushrooms and following his instincts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Writer/Producer/Comedian Luke McGregor joins the Leguizamarama family this week! He chats with Mish and Zach about M. Night Shyamalan's very odd thriller "The Happening" (which Shyamalan claims to be a spoof, but he only claimed that after it was a flop and it's totally not spoofy enough to be a spoof film, you know what I mean?)In New York City Central Park, people start to die by mass suicide initially believed to be caused by a bio-terrorist attack using an airborne neurotoxin. This behaviour starts to spread across the east coast of the United States.The film called "The Happening" stars a miscast Mark Wahlberg as a Philadelphia science teacher and his love interest (a miscast Zooey Deschanel) as they run away from a toxic wind released by some angry plants that makes people want to kill themselves.John Leguizamo plays a maths teacher. He is also miscast but does the best job at it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mish and Zach recorded a Q&A a while back. This is that Q&A.It's about John Leguizamo, but it's also about haircare and doggos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the first official LeguizARIAS! An award show created to celebrate the first 50 episodes of Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama!Who is going to win?! Will it be Baby Legz? Dadguizamo? Rosie Perez?Hosted by Mish and Zach. Invented by Mish and Zach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian, Twitch streamer, producer and writer Lena Moon was lucky enough to join Zach and Mish to discuss a two minute sketch called "Big Balls" which is about balls of all different sizes."Big Balls" is a Funny Or Die sketch released in 2010. It is directed written and created by multiple men. It starts with two guys in an office having an argument, with one of them demanding a raise. The other says "where do you get the balls?" and in swoops Fast Eddie Tobrick who runs a company that sells balls. What follows is a commercial (in the style of a used car dealership ad) promoting Fast Eddie's business that sells cheap and reliable testicles. We are then met with a series of photos gonads.John Leguizamo plays Fast Tobrick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2005's "The Honeymooners" follows the lives of Ralph, his wife Alice and Ed Norton (his goofy neighbour, not the actor) as the get involved in various schemes in their day to day living. Ralph makes many poor choices in absurd dilemmas. Regina Hall is in this movie too.John Leguizamo plays Dodge, a dodgy greyhound trainer that's in the film quite a bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Love In The Time Of Cholera" is a 2007 movie based on a book from the 80s. It tells the story of Florentino (played by Javier Bardem and also a younger guy that looks absolutely nothing like Javier Bardem.) Florentino loves a beautiful woman named Fermina. He tells her he loves her and she tells him she also loves him. A few years after confessing their love, Florentino tells Fermina that he loves her again, but she has changed her mind. She now loves Benjamin Bratt. This upsets Florentino so much that he spends the rest of his life obsessing over her and having sex with lots of women. It's a movie full of boobies and obsession and poetry and boobies.John Leguizamo plays Fermina's dad. He is controlling and loves rich men. He wears fitted suits and little hats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Collateral Damage" is a 2002 action film that tells the story of Gordon Brewster (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger), an all-American, LA firefighter with a thick Austrian accent who witnesses the death of his wife and child in a terrorist incident. After he realises that the liberal snowflakes up in DC ain't going to do nothing about it, he heads to Colombia himself to kill the terrorists responsible.John Leguizamo plays Felix, the manager of a cocaine distribution facility. He is very sexy in it, then he dies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Genius comedian Annie Louey took time out of her day to watch "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" and then took even more time out of her day to chat about it with Mish and Zach. "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" is a 2001 American comedy film from the director of D2: The Mighty Ducks. It tells the story of a robber (played by Martin Lawrence) who tried to steal from a crooked billionaire (played by Danny Devito) but then Danny Devito stole Martin Lawrence's ring. John Leguizamo plays Martin Lawrence's second in command robber. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Xavier Michelides joins Mish and Zach this week! What a SUENO!"Sueno" is a sweet, low budget film from 2005. It tells the story of a young MexicanAmerican man (played by Johnny Legz) as he chases his dream of one day making a CD.We follow him as he puts together a band to compete in a radio station sponsored music contest. Meanwhile, he finds himself caught in a love triangle between a beautiful young nurse and a more age appropriate divorcee.John Leguizamo plays Antonio, the most 2005 looking guy you will ever see in your life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Professional comedian and podcaster Dave Warneke joins these two idiots to chat about the 1996 action film Executive Decision.This film is about a whole bunch of different men who, at different points in the film, make executive decisions. Some of them are good decisions and some of them are bad. Halle Berry makes an executive decision at one point too, sort of. When terrorists take over a plane with a massive bomb in it, Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell and a bunch of other guys decide to save the day by entering the plane while it is flying. It's a movie full of action, drama and the result of some very poor security screening at airports.John Leguizamo plays Rat, a stealthy military man. 100% of everything he says in this film is a witty quip. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.