Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles. NEW RULES: 1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh 2.  If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel sad, they have to put $1 in a jar and after $10 Russ gets Taco Bell, BUT he has to use the shuffle function from the app to get random food 2.  Only five minutes of X-Men discussion per episode (includes our friend Glob Herman) Notes: Magia Scat, The Three Mystic Tokens, The Netflix Anime Ghetto, The Dollhouse that Queers Heterosexuality, James Cameron’s Ageplay Painting, ERP Healing, Goku’s Greatest Fear, Le Boss Bebe, Lesbian Jumpscare,The Problem with Monster Musume, The Real Magia Magenta, Latex Cube Guys, Iris’s Jerma Encounter, Fear of Cartoons, Van Helsing’s Nonstop Action,Todd’s Groyper Apology, Chilly Willy, Precure Color Theory, Isekai Uncle, Unc Draft, Northern Kremisphere, Lovely Loco, The Man Who Invented Boobs, The Secret to Improv, Icees vs Stews, Mori Predictions, Electroswing Drums of Liberation

In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind?Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker

We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling.Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls.Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Conquest of Crazy Bread, The Evil Pig, A Frankenstein is Haunting Europe, Moon Viewing Pies, Evil Shadow, Warsman and Sneagator, Unabomber and Unabombshell

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning. Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode.  Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you really need anybody else????, Power at Casa Bonita, Rules Lawyering vs. Powerscaling, Redditor Pizza Wedding, Kaiki Deishou’s Pizza Boat Party, Commander Mykhal Taelor

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one. Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit, Tom Hanks Notch, The Original John Pork, Shadow’s Ultimate Fearless Biotechnology Class Hot Dog, The Fartiswheel Guy, The Baja Tickler, Conservative Lava Girl, The Anti-Mutant Groyper, Oyster Queen, The Babygirl Messages, Funko Muno, Pei Daiyocha, Russ’s Chappell Roan Confession

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise? Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala??? Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfest Camel Dung, Def Jam 2024, Lara-Su Chronicles, Cap’n OG Readmore, Streamer Teacher Mewing for 4th Graders Correction: Drake did not sample a Shadow the Hedgehog song. He sampled “His World” from Sonic 06 for the song “KMT”. Bolsonaro also used this song in a campaign video in 2019. They are both similar types of guy, to me

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma? Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with Korone, Sonic’s Synergy is Too Good, The Nastiest Time in Prehistory, Dinosaurs Attack Trading Cards, SMTV Bonus Item Rage

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos. Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tinyhome, Jenny Nicholson Neom Video, Nico Yazawa in the Blazing World, Hot Topic Sonic Line, Language of Nukes Subtitles

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property.  Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally Bubba, Baki’s Drug Test, Wakandan Kumon Academy, Rompope, Vilerat Creepypasta, Vtuber Kindergarten Voice, Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Mystical Milfs, Into Night Dream Delights, Challengers Summer 

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...) Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour, De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru To Rise, Professor Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium, Xorn and Fantomex, The Fairness Meter, Fujordan B Peterson, Knuckles UCB Show, Latina Rouge the Bat, Miss Heed, Richard Scarry Apple Cars, What if Kevin Smith knew who Mori was?, Johnny Three Tears

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.  Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Discord RP, My Little Pony: Comrades are Solidarity, Whip Em Out Wednesday, Needy Drinky, Bojack Horseman is my Comfort Character, Rockabilly Movies, SpongeSplaining/SpongeSpreading, DSA DLC Caucus, Leftist SpongeBob Whoppers

The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps. The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese Tsuchinoko, Sonic X IHOP, Return of the Cold Gru and Thing Burger, 20 Minutes of Immortal Hulk gushing that got edited out because it was boring and mostly about Kabbalah  

For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen,  Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku’s dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the CommuneThe Mori image that jumpscared Alanhttps://twitter.com/MASSGRAVE_ART/status/1769507901310419231

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

We saw it twice.Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two Things Humor, Earth Rider vs Bio Lizard, White Woman Social Link

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:1. A fake friend2. A fake fan3. A fake podcast hostNotes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse

Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard. Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idiot, Watto’s Fake Friends, The Parable of the Milking Machine, Munch Box, Toy Budget, Sonic Cookbook, Pokemon Sativa & Indica, DUI Guys

Wow, we're so proud to be the first podcast to perform at the Las Vegas Sphere. I sure hope our simulated experience of getting stepped on by a giant Rouge the Bat doesn't go wrong. Notes: The Sphere, Aura, he/honk, James L. Dolan, Doctor Who’s Trauma, Father Have I Gooned?, The Secret Lore of Warlin Door, The Nosey Clause, FaZe Stocks, Mancow Welfin, μ's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, West Coast Megafauna, Bastard Skrat, The Fall of Zume Pizza, Laser Harp Game Awards, Milo Trapped in the Cube, Goon Cave Story, Professor Pickle’s Sandwich, Joe Jonas’s Bizarre Adventure

It's been 26 years, but it finally happened. Good Burger 2 is here and Alan was hired as the Lore Master for the Good Burger canon. Listen along as you watch the movie and hear just how happy we are to see all our favorite celebs Zoom call into the movie Notes: The VaatiVidya of 90s Nickelodeon, Getting Inside Ed’s Head, Cacogen Mark Cuban, Twisted Devil Mindset, Not-Aqua man 2-wenty fl ozs of Flavor we want MoreMorea of: The Lost Drinkdom: MTN Dew Game Fuel Mystic Punch, The Lost Treasures of Baja Island, Lil Rel Howry as Cipher, James Madison’s Magic Flute, Hellman’s Garlic Aioli, The Wonderful Cameo Segment, AI Takeover, Black Mirror Burger, Monogatari playground, 2 Doordash Dudes, Pitbull Track, Angry Frog, Kenan’s QTE, Uncle Niece Magic, Sauce Bukkake, Kenan’s Ice Nine

It's our first annual Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, in honor of Veteran's Day and the hit blockbuster movie The Marvels. We're saluting at the Golden Corral buffet line and tearing up thinking about the sacrifice that The Boss made for us all. Notes: Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, the two kinds of MCU superpowers, Veteran’s Day Golden Corral, Which Artist is Giving the Best Dome, JVN as the Intrusive Thought in Inside Out 2, Sacred Clowns, The Watto Configuration, HODL Dominos Points, Blue Eyes White Monster, Cracklins, When We Like Singing, Pyjamasques, Magica DeSpell, Sega’s Super Game, Jesus was a Nephew, The Legend of the Boojum, Black Bloc Bratz, the most canceled Nicktoon, Dark Nathan, Dreamworks Ascendant

Sick, we found a dried up Diddy Kong paw on sale. I sure hope we aren't hoisted by our own petard with a series of ironic and spooky wishes. Notes: Diddy Kong’s Paw, Rayman’s Big Features, Foxy FNAF, The Sneak Point, Watto Kreuger, Big Tower, We Like Garbage, The Golden Corral Strain, Big Bob’s Yurt, Lemon Sundrop Dandelion, Duality of Gym Teachers, lizard phylogeny, Luigi Skinamarink, Kraven as Evil Goku, The Pachinko Man, Cringe Collab Predictions, Don’t Call Mancow at 3 AM

The biggest news story of the decade has landed in our laps and you better believe we're talking all about it. That's right, we're taking bets on what will happen in this new Doug sequel series. (This was recorded on October 15th, days before the new Sonic game, new Mario game, new Spider-Man game, and Mori Calliope Metal Gear Solid song dropped. So don't ask why we didn't talk about those.) Notes: FanDoug, Skeeteru Gojo, Alan’s West Coast Fast Food Review Spree, Woke Mario, SOLDIERsWithiPhones dot com, Beholder Beams, Trad Family Burgers, Wattojuice, Blockchain Baby, Ronin of Brands, Pizza Insurance Fraud, Fang the DC Sniper, Nightcrawler appreciation, Emma and Moldi, Children’s Cartoons

We recorded this shortly after the Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice fiasco, which is why the opening bit revolves around a Hitch style service to set up liberal men with deranged conservative women, but I had to go to Canada so this shit got delayed. Just pretend that people besides us are still talking about Boebert getting nasty and vaping in Beetlejuice. Notes: The Pepeloni Button and Sexy Photorealistic Marine, Hitch Tattoo, 2004 Classics, aphrodisiac vape carts, Globo vs Box, Press X to Json, 4th Dimensional Pizza, Shadowbanned by the Demiurge, Not-Aqua man 2-wenty fl ozs of Flavor we want MoreMorea of: The Lost Drinkdom, Where’s the Love?, Fuligin Fanta, Anti-Jizz Information Control, Phylogeny Talk, Yuri Brand, Kissing Turtles

We're on a rescue mission delivering critical supplies (snack food) to the beautiful women in furry tophats stuck at Burning Man. Somehow we got distracted by a bizarre Portnoy clip and a bullshit limited DiGiornos drop though. Notes: White Woman Rescue Mission, Agatha’s Spooky Tales, flying car promises, Kiryu’s Benghazi substory, Legendary Goops, Phantom of the Taco Bell, Libertarian Shinobu Oshino, Dom of the Year, Britain’s Epic Science Mr Beast, DiGiorno’s Hypebeast Pineapple Pickle Pizza, Bubba’s Bad Food Reviews, Blue Velvet Ice Cream, Mind of Kson, BG3 Foreskin Options, Luppyluppy, Johnny Bravo Goes Bollywood, Hey Arnold and the Dial of Destiny, Cheers Fandom

Respeto is back in a big way. Between the release of Blue Beetle and the recently expiration of the MilfHunter copyright, we're in full Hollywood bigwig mode Note: Ezra Nendoroid, Hypothetical Hulkster, WW2 Cinematic Universe, Stinky Weed, Pig Chef, Cybersmith the High Evolutionary, Bloop Beeple, Chapulin Triumphant, Hedgehog’s Fake Friend Dilemma, Wall-E the sex fiend, The Chance Cube of the Toydarian, Cucaracha Preset, Punished “Venom” Catturd2, Costco Onion V-Day, FaZe Totinos, Critical Robot Theory, Tolkien’s Elf Race Science, Fantomas Cinematic Universe, Russ’s Wild Riverdale Draw Correction: The Blazing World was written by Margaret Cavendish, the Duchess of Newcastle. I got him confused with William Blake because of that tyger tyger burning bright bullshit

We're back to cover the one news story dominating the discourse right now: did they make the rat gay? Some conservative freak said he might be. We investigate Notes: Gay Rat Watch 2023, the baby dance, HxH Jared Leto, Mighty Beanz, Jigen Daisuke Shooting a Frozen Pizza, Dirty Soda, I Love Oil, Bloop Beeple, Regular Yeller and Ada Violence, Delta Infinity, Mancow’s Phantom, Colony Dropping Pizza Modules, Shadow: Banned, Year of the Failwoman, Sabrina the Knuckles Fan, Melissa Joan Hart’s Problematic Candy Shop, Give Dexter Jettster a Gun, George Lopez Rubber Bracelet Panic, 

Barbenheimer fever has swept the nation, but we’re here to talk about the real issues: fake friends. Also a genius idea for a robot food restaurant Notes: Never Trust a Podcaster, JNCO Jodhpurs, Tony Soprano worm pit, Severian Minute, Hamm-Gunn Dichotomy, Splitting a Frozen Pie, Dirty Cheese Hose, bloop beeple, Pepsi Jazz, Scat-tronics, The Fold-Over, Jesus Needs A Claw, Pimple Popper Preview Pop-Up, The Ideal Bug-Hybrid, Hideo Kojima Scan Tour

We've got our friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) back on the show and we're drafting teams of purple guys/blobs/food mascots for the ultimate party/basketball game. That's right, it's the First Annual Grimace Memorial DraftNotes:  Mrs Bird, The Grimace Memorial Draft, Beak and Maggot, Flubber swing revival, Vaati’s Pikmin lore, Russ’s Prude Origin, Podcast Pants, The Bell The Boot The Ball and The Bone, Johnny Appleseed vs Johnny English, The War on Pizza Ovens, Libertarian Larry, Dominos Jetpack, the Mori One Piece Collab, World Famous Bushman, Uncle Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, 

Folks, it’s been a long time coming, but we’ve got friend/nemesis and shadowbanner of Russ, @TsukihimeDemake (aka The Oomfie aka Piss aka Andrew) to discuss NB Superhero Icon Ezra Miller, the plight of white women, and hyperlocal NC restaurant updates. (Also apologies the audio is a bit weird on this one. We lost the local copies and had to use the Discord call recording.)Notes: The Most Shadowbanned Man in the Multiverse, Feminine Chaos of Mori Calliope, Zod TERF Bangs, Quartz Energy, Kojima’s Big Date,  Source Engine Kevin Smith, 3000 Years of Longing (for the chicken bacon carbonara), Pey Wet Ramen, Gaijin Goombah Update, Fomenkoist Fandom, RKX Kennedy Jr, Nonbinary Riddler, The Egg Cream Nationalist, Spanish Mr Bean, Pizza for Animals, Oomf Lube, The Hogcast to Trans Lesbian European Pipeline,  Doug’s Final Movie, MHA Bullshit Update, Kiji Brother is for Children,  No Such Thing as Unskilled Maid Cafe Labor

It's time for summer blockbusters baby. You know what that means: get a big bucket of popcorn, recline your seat, and break your fucking tooth off on a 1950s candy bar Notes:  Noovie Fandom, Street Sharks: Street Overlord, Smiling Bob, Tak and the Power of Juju: Enter the Jujuverse, Cousin Grugg, Octopus Jimmy Neutron, Lowkey Crush on Goo, Big Hunk, We Need to Talk About Joker, Anton Ego Moments, Death of a Robot Pizza Chain, Mole Children Food Delivery, The Gunna of Sega, The Most Beautiful Woman You Know is a Cartoon Bat, Chola Wednesday Addams, Real Life Mello Bee, Space Angels

It's finally here, the gaming event of the decade. That's right, our good friend Scott (@FKASocks) is back to give birth to the sequel to Balan Wonderworld after eating a USB drive last year. World peace is coming Notes: A Real Manger Situation, the placental joint, orca terrorism, Newman’s Own DNA, gateway wine coolers, sauce suicide, Gordan Ramsay disguises, pey wet pizza, Wimpy War - Into the Burgerverse, Sun Tzu’s Prima Strategy Guide, the MILF Potion, Hateno Village Lincoln Project, The Shaman of Song, Jay Leno’s Zonai devices, fractional apesCheck out Scott's work on Gamesline.net  

Our good friend James Gunn has become our first sponsor and he wants us to review some energy drinks. I just hope they don't make us have a realistic panic attack... Notes: The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction Leveled down from SHAZAM: Fury of Gods, but then leveled gradually towards Aquaman 2 PAUSED GOTG Volume 3 Liters… of tears. Racoon Trauma tears, The Minutehand Joint, The Raccoon’s Dilemma, 90s Wizard’s Magazine Brain, Dessert Pies, Viva Rx?, Hotboxing Incense, Iguana Bounties, Delta 8 Brain Ironing, Hate Hedge, Goopy Corn, Mr Skull, Modern Relics, Greezy Money, Oshi no Mongoose, Z Fighters Council of Dads

In this one we keep talking about media balkanization and rakugo. It's a real weird one folksNote: Errol Musk’s Man Cave, Sex in a Helicopter in a Plane, Greys vs Greens, animatronic rakugo,  Adult Chips, Nosey Joe Dwegon, crying about the beauty of science, Whitehat Clowns vs Shadow Clowns, hose smoke, media balkanization, Soultouch NFT, Dadley, crazy tokusatsu toys, Street Scientist Chumlee, Gala the Hound, Terrigen Mist Me With That Shit

Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. A full commentary track for the dogfucker anime, My Life as Inukai-san's Dog, recorded with @dauragon. Close the blinds, put on your headphones, and get those toes out

Notes: transactional Catholicism, The 24 Hour Bug, Yo Yoshi Rap, scanning hands, silencing bodybuilders, Sarah Plain Balls, Bthrm, Little Kaiser, Abba Zabba, Miami Mike’s Flavor Subs, Shrek’s Condoms, The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, $500 Rouge the Bat, Endless Sakuga, Please God Let Me Respec

Notes: DilbEats, Lil Drake, Gooner Dolphins, I Went to the Dilbert UPN Party and Nobody Knew You, 40 Days and 40 Bites, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction LEVELED UP BY SHAZAM! BATTLE OF GODS, Chad Bugeaters, Ranch Ramekin, Nissan GTR addiction, Satu’li Cafe, Dr Loony, Mike’s Way to Death, Buggin, The Space Cowboy

Notes: Shrinking Movies, Tiny Johnny Cash, Stephen King Hose Water, Cop Magic, Jerseyland, AI Watto, Wizard Strafing, Hot Pocket Engineering, Austin Powers genre, Jimmy Kimmel Show Lore, Rat Hands, Gendered Sanrio Characters, Wario Fitspo, Thang Family, Shaman of Song midwife

Notes: The Lovers of Love, smell torrents, Effective Love Altruism, CBT spells, Spider’s Love Balloon, Live2D Little Caesar, shocktubers, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction, Netero Prison Workout, nasty clam pizza,  a boostless future, Bishoujo Spock, Hater Inferno, Weezer Greed Island, 2nd Person WW Movie, Harold and the Purple Crayon Cinematic Universe

Well, we lost Jair at the Universal Studios Minion Cafe, but surely we won’t get burned by our NEW Brazilian friend George. Notes: Jair got Glooped, Brazilian cryptids, AIs that love slurs, tradcath stooge routine, MILF Hunters v Witch Hunters, Mesmer invented reiki, sexing The Scream, Free Thinker’s Figure Corner, Stinky Not Racist: Origins, Infrared Dome, Starry Talk, Vaccine Nen Types, Hottest Biblical Figures, Fighting Vipers Jay and Silent Bob, Cut Big the Cat Content, Creative Monkey Murder, Rough & Tumble the Skunks, Dueling Peter Griffin Cameos, White Rasta Prophets, Conservative New Sincerity, Rick Reckoning, Homestuck Proper Nouns, American Isekai

Sorry for the late episode. We're stuck babysitting our friend Jair and he keeps getting in various Mr Magoo style shenanigans.   Notes: Encino Jair, The Journey of Allen Strange, pastafarian gang symbols, The Senku Piece, Spider Minute: Way of Watto, Guy Fieri’s TGIF Plantains, Spy vs Spy x Family, The Gum Swallower, British Jeff Dunham, Peter Englert Behavior, Sick McDonalds Toys, Fungible Soakies, Nite the Owl, Charmy XCX, PerPlex Alan, Dogpilled anime, the Ur-Stewie, The Soul of the Clown in the Egg

Every time a bell rings, a Billy Joel gets to play with Munch's Make Believe Band.Feliz Yaoidad everybody Notes: You’re Only Human (Second Wind),  The Broom Factory, Intelligence agency Harry Potter houses, The Tulkun Rider,  big Nepo Baby vibes,  The Way of Watto, Return of the Pizza Cupcake, snake church, Drew Barrymore’s Brutal Legend erasure, Ancient Roman Scran, Trad Cathy,  WaCaesar,  The White Carnival Squirrels, Shinzo Abe Patriots AI, Free Yuji Naka (again), Korone marries Sonic, Jimmy Whale, Carmela Soprano exoskeleton,  Feliz Yaoidad, McElwee Idea Hammock

Happy to announce that we've made our own Sight and Sound best movie list and it only contains one youtube video and two video games. Notes:  The Scary Hypno Man, Kevin Spacey Hopper, Peg Pete, fuckable aliens, A24 Orson Welles, 08 Watto, Godus Profits, Caesar Loyalty Missions, Amleth Cinematic Universe, Pilled Pasqually, Joe Camel’s Subliminal Penis, Me-Fisto, CE3, Russ gets turned Maoist, The Famous Pizza Bagel Lady, Cement Noodles, The Spider Troop, Overwatch’s Diversity Points, CGI Twitter Zeppelins, Talokan Respeto

A new Sonic the Hedgehog game has been released and naturally we waste 80 minutes talking about...lizard deals and Gurgi? You all knew what you were getting into with this one Notes: our dedication, Italian Hobbit Costco, monitor lizard deals,  Red Wave the Swallow, Coupon Freaks, CyberCath, Toydarian Puzzle Box, Fash v Ren Faire Divide, Gurgi’s Monkey Paw Wish, Prayers Up for Jay, Fourth Brother, Big Slurp Monkey Mountain, Premeditated Taco Bell, Sonic Frontiers Early Impressions, Free Yuji Naka, Scrapniks, Extra Dick Nutrients  Corrections: Monitor lizards do not use buccal pumping (breathing by expanding cheeks). The right term is gular pumping (breathing by expanding throat). Amphibians use buccal pumping  Check out our episode of America’s Next Top Podcast Co-Host https://mobile.twitter.com/ANTPCHpod/status/1587131339362410497 And hit up that Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/antpch/posts