Doomslayers
Arts
Comedy
Annie Queeries, Donna Fella & Laylah Beattie
Welcome to Doomslayers, the podcast where Annie Queeries, Donna Fella and Laylah Beattie share their radical knowledge to those who’ve yet to see the light.   Together, these three hydroponic honeys are here to guide you through the doom and gloom of the nihilistic new age with a homily of holistic and nugatory advice that is really happening in a far-out way so you too can ascend beyond the modern malaise.Hosted By:Laylah BeattieDonna FellaAnnie QueeriesProduced By:Niall DugganArtwork by:Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo)Photography:Babs Daly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Total 27 episodes
1
What You Wanna Do Is Not Necessarily What You’re Gonna Do
What You Wanna Do Is Not Necessarily What You’re Gonna Do
You look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE?In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna divulges her dramaturgical fornications as a strumpet!We also hear from listeners who’ve been addled by NFT TikTokers, built their own girlfriends and booted bad influences!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
59:2904/11/2024
Live, Laugh, LIVE! - Season 2 Premiere @ The Workman’s Club, Dublin
Live, Laugh, LIVE! - Season 2 Premiere @ The Workman’s Club, Dublin
✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear listeners in ascending beyond the modern malaise, we are also now strictly obeying the teachings of a charismatic leader who reckons he's the new Messiah!Blessed be! ✨🙏✨WE WANT YOUR DOOM! Send us your existential quandaries and we will solve them swiftly and unequivocally!If listening on Spotify: Click here Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:17:0128/10/2024
My Husband F****D A Martian Part III
My Husband F****D A Martian Part III
In the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY!The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How will it all end? Listen to find out!In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!Simply Whatsapp or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17:0007/10/2024
My Husband F****D A Martian Part II
My Husband F****D A Martian Part II
In Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way.After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find out! In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!Simply Whatsapp or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14:4204/10/2024
My Husband F****D A Martian Part I
My Husband F****D A Martian Part I
GADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED!The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America!In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING shock-umentary investigating an intergalactic indiscretion of cosmic proportions!In episode 1, we meet our three protagonists; the distraught wife, the defensive husband and the oddly seductive Martian...WHILE WE HAVE YOU, Season Two is almost upon us. Submit your Doom now!!!!Simply Whatsapp or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15:3502/10/2024
Dial D for Doom: The Best of Season 1
Dial D for Doom: The Best of Season 1
We see you’re trying to reach us!We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise.We’ll be back soon.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
59:5714/08/2024
Catching Up On Correspondences II - Fiscal Rear End
Catching Up On Correspondences II - Fiscal Rear End
Time to say goodbye! We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples! Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay bars.  **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57:4101/07/2024
Doomslayers LIVE! @ Mayo Pride 2024
Doomslayers LIVE! @ Mayo Pride 2024
This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride!Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical numbers that we definitely do not own the rights to!Special thanks to all who attended and agreed to be probed, to the Creel for hosting us and providing titillating nibble & luscious libations, to Mayo Pride for allowing us to take over the town, and to DJ Succulent for recording this historical debut!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
55:4324/06/2024
Fame! I’m Gonna Live Forever
Fame! I’m Gonna Live Forever
Are you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenner!We also hear from listeners who’ve encountered a gay Taoiseach, a conspiracy theorist who leaves you breathless and a brooding actor who’s not into scat!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
41:4617/06/2024
There’s Something They’re Not Telling Us!
There’s Something They’re Not Telling Us!
What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!! Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more. We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry. **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46:1010/06/2024
The Perfect Date II: Second Base
The Perfect Date II: Second Base
Girls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again?Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discusses having a threesome on 9/11 and Annie talks about her weekend kiss.Then there are letters from a woman who's too masc, a friend who's sick of being used for sex and a man who wants his woman to pay once in a while.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit t your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
42:1503/06/2024
The Perfect Date? I'd Have To Say April 25th
The Perfect Date? I'd Have To Say April 25th
Does he wash up? He never wash up!Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet.There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44:2727/05/2024
Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much!
Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much!
I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger!This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries.Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!!We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the most chaotic polyamorous relationship ever.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
42:1920/05/2024
Jealous Of What? Your Ugly Leather Pants?
Jealous Of What? Your Ugly Leather Pants?
Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians.This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau.There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unfortunate ex-wife and lots more.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
42:1513/05/2024
Been Around the World and Why Why Why?
Been Around the World and Why Why Why?
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords???We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:1629/04/2024
Argh! I'm Like the Crypt Keeper!
Argh! I'm Like the Crypt Keeper!
Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small?Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?'Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapid, what does that make Donna...? The answer is also vapid.**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
55:0922/04/2024
I’m Starting To Feel Just A Little Abused Like A Coffee Machine In An Office
I’m Starting To Feel Just A Little Abused Like A Coffee Machine In An Office
Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon!Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK.We assist some dear listeners with a post-pizza-party professional faux pas, a love that dare not fax its name and advise on a sex-doll based escape plan from clingy-coworker!**YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!**Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084Alternatively:If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!Or, submit via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:2015/04/2024
Catching Up On Correspondences I
Catching Up On Correspondences I
We’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones.We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts, submit via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53:4508/04/2024
Fly, You Fools!
Fly, You Fools!
Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day!On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters!We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others result in every child's dream: the school burning down!OH MY GOD THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HAIRLol April fool'sIf listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
51:4001/04/2024
I Believe The Children Are Our Future
I Believe The Children Are Our Future
Children! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people. Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son  feuds and toddlers immune from punishment. If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:2425/03/2024
You're Nothing But A Boozy, Flaccid Clown
You're Nothing But A Boozy, Flaccid Clown
Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink!If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING.Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do you think this was and why was it Laylah?).  Our dear listeners receive stunning advice on booze-induced superpowers, tackling those 'friends' who like to dox the drunk and the struggles of wrestling the demon drink when the drink is an undefeated champion.Don’t worry angels, the Doomslayers, a filthy takeaway and a nostalgic movie will have you right as rain in no time!PS everyone saw what you did last night and they’re all laughing at you xIf listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:4818/03/2024
Let's Talk About The Husband
Let's Talk About The Husband
Is it the look in your eyes?Or is it this dancing juice?Who cares, baby, we think we wanna discuss MARRIAGE with you!(Please don't sue us Bruno Mars)Do you vow to join us, the Doomslayers, for our heartfelt analysis of nuptials? We promise to feature doomed proposals with ice cream bars, a wife policing her husband's hand-shandies and a long-lost lesbian ladywife who got hitched in Cali then hit the bricks forever. Till doom do us part!Now where did we put that pre-nup...If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
43:3811/03/2024
I Had an Overwhelming Sense of Ickiness
I Had an Overwhelming Sense of Ickiness
Ewwwww!This week, we ruminate on the complex phenomenon of The Ick. That sudden and undeniable wave of revulsion emanating from the viscera which can strike at any moment, in any situation(ship)! We bravely recount our crippling cringe at revolting road rage, bothersome barbershop bo-mos and approaching a softie not-so-softly-softly. We tackle some HIGHLY controversial listener quandaries, including a fretful father who thinks stretch marks are a stretch too far and a blind date turned blind drunk!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
50:5204/03/2024
My Boyfriend, George Glass!
My Boyfriend, George Glass!
Got a black spot on your tongue from telling fibs?Does you compulsion for untruths disrupt your connection to loved ones?In this week's episode, we delve into what makes us fudge the truth and how dishonesty impacts our lives. There are tales of false fires, lying ladies of leisure and a witchy school chum. Suspend your disbelief and strap in for this one!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
50:4326/02/2024
Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Do you believe in life after LIFE?In this week’s episode, we three witches of Beastwick attempt to pray the gay away and wonder about that ol' zephyr in the sky, as we discuss SPIRITUALITY. Join us as we summon spectres and discuss all things (sac)religious & paranormal! There are tales of pesterous poltergeists, froggy fever dreams, the murderous Sacred Heart of Jesus, pseudo-psychics, paella and fried goldfish! Together, we navigate our spiritual scantity, debunk divinity and even make contact with Laylah’s fallen member, Horaldo! Dust off your ouija board and pull up a chair for this sexy séance.If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46:4919/02/2024
Is There an Anal Option?
Is There an Anal Option?
Is there a doctor in the house?!This week, we invite you to gently lie down in the recovery position as we discuss all things HEALTH. We chat about matriarchal dishwasher disasters, synchronised episodes of acute bowel disease and a positively psychedelic school fainting spell. We also advise three cherished listeners (patients?) on the perils of combining entomology with gym membership, what to do with a dickie tummy when you have the consumption and a shocking case of hysterical hemophobia (that’s hemo!).If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49:0812/02/2024
Let’s Start at the Very Beginning
Let’s Start at the Very Beginning
Ding ding ding with the trolley! Hands inside the vessel old chums, we are pulling out of the dock and setting sail on our maiden voyage!Join us for our societal debut as we discuss the theme of ‘New Beginnings’, taking us on a journey through our own cursed firsts, certified hair ‘don’ts’ and our 2024 innies and outies. We’ll also advise you, our dear listeners, on best practices for burgeoning romance (from three chronically single ladies, perf!), how (not) to make new friends in the workplace and opening inner sanctums (sancti?). Onward, ye slayers of doom!If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslayers!If listening on Apple Podcasts: anonymously submit your quizzical quandaries via the link in our Instagram bio @doomslayerspod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:4705/02/2024