With bonus thoughts brought to you by Rose's sister. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Is it really a surprise the fish likes murder mermaids? https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Would you look at those Rose sat down and watched a long af movie that didn't have any magic in it just cause the fish liked it. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

The fish went into depth about their favorite book and Rose read off their notes. (Yes I know the audio sucks shhhhh) https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

The fish dissociates as Rose explains a cozy fantasy with lots of smut and slavery so that's fun I guess. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Despite being a reread Rose was still shookith when the murder mermaids did some murder. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose tricked the fish watch a superhero movie without telling them by just saying it's gay and Charlize Theron is hot. They liked it. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

There's crabs, and enemies to lovers in a small town. Obviously something we would enjoy. And yet... https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Spoiler Alert: it took Rose out of a reading slump and now Stingray wants to read it. Also, there's demonic birds with ice powers. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

I think we can all recognize the most important things to come from this episode is 'Schwarzenegger dick' and 'vagina mirror'. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Are they God, an archangel, or Jesus? We don't know but we have theories. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Listen, this one makes no sense but at least a fish's reaction is really funny. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

There's skin lamps, man dogs, and eating people. Sadly a fish didn't read this one. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose went through it reading this book about people's internal darkness and what makes them do horrible things. It was still easier than the reverse harem goldilocks and the three bears, though (yes I'm still traumatized). https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose loves stressing herself out, and had a feeling a fish would love this book, so here we are talking about mental health, intense grief, and toxic friendships. We're fine. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

We finally talk about we've been planning on since this all began. We have a bi icon, who happens to be a morally grey character, and a conversation on being in the public eye, especially as a non-white queer woman in the 50's. Also it's a book inside a book. Fuck Mick Riva https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

So for some reason something went wrong and they had to record this twice which makes Rose's hatred for this book only slightly stronger. Don't take a shot every time something is touched on briefly and never explained or delved into cause you'll die. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

There may be a theory this book was written by a different person cause honestly, what happened? Most of the book is false and actually characters dreaming, but not done in a good way. Suddenly there's demons and vampires and undead unicorns. Also Rose is peeved there's no dinosaur shifting despite it being blatantly stated as a possibility. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose finds she likes the hero in the beginning but he ignores sexism and blames it on his lover so never mind she doesn't like him anymore. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In a comparatively mid erotica following two bi best friends and one's wife in the journey of attempting to be a throuple just for a weekend, with healthy conversations around sex, sexuality, and safely playing out fantasies with your partner. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

We gush about Sel, Rose gives theories about the next book in the series, and we do it all in under 2 hours. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

It's Rose's birthday so she takes the excuse to talk about her favorite book (and her favorite boi, I love Sel so much). https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Is there plot? No. Is it the weirdest smut Rose has read? Probably not. Do they bang a lot? Absolutely. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In the sequel to a book we read a year ago people take way too long to bang in a book that could easily be 100 pages shorter. In this one we get criminal masterminds, bad cops (ACAB), mental health and PTSD representation, and heart conditions that don't really affect anything (especially when they are constantly banging). Yes, the pussy does heal the depressy. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In an episode that is probably too long (honestly why are you listening to this?) but I swear I cut out an hour, we get to see Lana become the final boss and get the final answer: who was the original killer? https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

This is the one where Rose laughs about a man being filleted. You're welcome. Still a wild ending a month later. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

A year later, we're finally back to continue a reverse harem shifter romance, but also it's the end of the world. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Can you believe it, a short episode where we talk about one of stingray's favorite books including water boys (yes Rose now recognizes the shark boy jokes she could've made), ghosts???, and secret magical gardens. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Lana's back on track and also there are some exposition dumps about possible conspiracies of what happened to make Lana all revenge mommy. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose describes what happens in the second book of a new favorite series and now a month later can tell you this was a great time. Stay tuned for the rest of the series every other week (unless other life things happen) where Rose shocks stingray with the newest information. Sometimes you're stalked by a serial killer and decide to get revenge for other people while taking a break from your own revenge plot. Anyways, the things we know now makes this book both so wild and so tame in comparison. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Guess what, she finally did it. ⁠https://linktr.ee/roselillian⁠ ⁠https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose describes what happens in the first book of a new favorite series and now a month later can tell you this was a great time. Stay tuned for the rest of the series every other week where Rose shocks stingray with the newest information. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose finally gets stingray to read a Courtney Milan and it was a success. Also we both want Maria's shoes please and thank you. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In this one stingray explains what happens in a post-apocalyptic erotica with an angelic being but from Rose's notes cause she's the one who read it. This ones comedy comes from stingray finally understanding why Death is Rose's favorite boi. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In a book with fake dating and great communication and horrible people for side characters, both Rose and stingray try to figure out who Trevor is. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

There's fake dates, science, and awkward PDA in this debut reread that also happens to be Star Wars fanfic so we should all be proud that I, Rose Lillian, didn't spend the whole time making Star Wars references. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

A gay romance with fake dating also has themes of grief, racism, and classism, which is a good time that makes us hunger for mooncakes. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In an episode for the month of romance of course we had to read a book that's whole point is the importance of friendship in a world where romantic relationships are prioritized. Also finding out who you are the stress of change and the most obvious Star Wars reference Rose could make. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In this one stingray explains what happens in a post-apocalyptic erotica with an angelic being but from Rose's notes cause she's the one who read it. This ones comedy comes from stingray being sick and having fever brain while also being into Famine. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In this one stingray explains what happens in a post-apocalyptic erotica with an angelic being but from Rose's notes cause she's the one who read it. It's not as funny as the previous one, it's just annoying most of the time. ⁠https://linktr.ee/roselillian⁠ ⁠https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

In this one stingray explains what happens in a post-apocalyptic erotica with an angelic being but from Rose's notes cause she's the one who read it. It's very funny Rose laughed a lot. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

A duology is done where Rose has just finished the book and stingray has a stinky cat. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose totally does not cry recording this episode and Joseph deserves a KitKat. Also it's our 50th episode. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Apparently both Rose and stingray enjoy dark romances that are actually erotic thrillers. And layers. Like onions. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose briefly thinks she doesn't like ya horror. Stingray wishes there was more to this book. They both think it's just okay. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

welcome to a very heavy Rose episode since stingray's headphones were acting weird. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

Rose describes the rest of the essays as stingray occasionally chimes in. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon

There's macaroni and cheese (a cat) in this episode. https://linktr.ee/roselillian https://linktr.ee/stingrayafflictlon