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Basically a peek behind the hospitality curtain of the restaurant industry. Think of it as a tour of a Pirate Ship. The lies management has to endure, or not. The never-ending battle of FOH vs BOH. Smart people acting stupid. Stupid people trying their best to be smart despite the lack of effort to actually learn something. Some tips on how to be cooler than you are now. Also, how not to be a complete douche. Or be a bigger one. However you want to hear it,. If you work at, visit, own, or stumble past a restaurant ever, you should probably give it a listen. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chefinski/support
That time I was a Pro-Bono Gigolo.
Those who tell me they don’t listen to this, but secretly do..... After this episode I’ll know exactly who you are
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15:1013/05/2020
Facemask Facepalm, Nerd Immunity. Bobs BBQ
Opinions then Facts, followed by more Facts. Then some opinions.
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44:0311/05/2020
My first guest. The most beautiful sounding woman in the galaxy.
Truths that make sense. But not really Try not to get exited I dare you. Just some back and forth between one restaurant employee to another. It will cut off cuz this platform blows donkeys for quarters. And I will be switching.
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19:4710/05/2020
ASS-immilation.
I go back in. Then pull out. There is a virus. Or not. There is a God. Or not. There is no spoon. Or not. Miami loves me. Or not. Killer Hornets. For reals.
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27:1308/05/2020
Brilliant minds of Facebook, kids = drunk adults.
Where the fuck do these people work? How are they still alive, why kids should get cut off and go home sometimes.
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32:1003/05/2020
Back to Restaurant Shit
Chefinski Reads Internet posts about accidents and such in the workplace. I swear to Jesus, Joseph, Judas and all else holy I did not make any of this shit up. I couldn’t if I tried.
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21:5928/04/2020
Miami to the rescue. Thank you. I found my balls again.
Out of all people.. Thank you very much. Miami.
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03:0827/04/2020
If you’ve ever listened, please hear this.
No sponsorship here. I always speak from the heart. This time it’s from all of my organs. This one y’all need to hear even if you don’t agree. If you’re breathing. Spend the 34mins
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34:1727/04/2020
Tangents. Still wearing masks ?? A touch on Quantum Physics.
A few brief monologues about topics not related to restaurants simply out of lack of content. Recording another segment as soon as I post this one. Cuz what I just read I need to release.
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26:0327/04/2020
Fabuloso+Clorox+Cascade Pod= Heineken
What I miss. What you’ve missed. The new Lysol inhalant mist.
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21:0624/04/2020
Stuff you may not have heard yet, WTF Jersey??
Some people don’t care, others care too much. What is Corona Lite ? When will it end? Is this a dress rehearsal for the Apocalypse ? Any one have any input ? Thank you nurses !
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25:5615/04/2020
Quarantined sanity with those that have kids.
Since we are all stuck in Groundhog Day, might as well have a good time with it. Always if you have questions just voice message me on this. Choda where you at ??
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10:2614/04/2020
All Along The Watchtower 86GAS style.
Music and vocals by the guy that invented gluten.
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02:0410/04/2020
OCD or ????
Quick story about a drought. Still Corona-ing. Touch on politics but only cuz Trumps part of a crazy conspiracy theory I heard.
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29:4010/04/2020
NJ Suburbanite Position on COVID. Beef stew and cream puffs.
Beef Boring-NON. The versatile choux. Crossroads and choices. As minuscule as they may seem to you they may mean worlds to someone else. Be nice, show kindness, then... fuckin’ keep it movin.
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14:3101/04/2020
NYC, Quarantime. Mornay, White Butter.
My trip to city today. Lots of fun stuff. Like a video game. Also where your cream goes if you’re not a douche.
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16:3131/03/2020
Quarantips Tricks, and shit chefs already know.
Couple of you’re welcome’s. Hacks from a dude that has messed things up enough to now get it right every time.
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07:2027/03/2020
When it’s cold in wear my Fur Low. Shoutouts. Bow and arrows.
What does one do when trapped in a house by himself and practically forced to do the one thing he loathes. ??? Nothing. ?? Oh an this particular person can’t sit still for 15 seconds at a time. Find out on this episode of FML.
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23:3924/03/2020
More Basic culinary tech.
For once I’m actually not just talking shit and this is for anyone who is not a cook because there’s a cook you should know all this to listen to if they’d like and maybe learn something to make their kitchen lives easier. Or they could just make fun of me because they think I don’t know what I’m talking about. I don’t really care as long as you listen.
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22:0724/03/2020
Family Shpeel. Where the fuck is Steve ?!?
Furlough. Alligator meat. Little Differences. Lots of love. Hourly. Salary.
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22:3121/03/2020
Still looking for the Asshole in the room ..
A story about being me. Also karma. Aaaand the cops
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15:0418/03/2020
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04:3316/03/2020
Coronials & Quatran-Teens since there’s no sports.
My insight on how smart people can be. Some guy almost getting his ass kicked. Bidet and why. Psychology of TP. What’s happening in NY. Who made the Virus. Chuck Norris contracted the COVID-19.... the virus had to spend 14 days in quarantine.
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18:4916/03/2020
Corona call-INS.
Epidemic Phenomenon. Teleportation.
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34:0114/03/2020
https://anchor.fm/chefinski/message
Coincidence ? Nope. Just awesome friends.
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03:0413/03/2020
Allergic to WHAT ?!?
Coup d’état aversion using CIA need to know tactics. (Closing early) I know, allergies are annoying. But it’s Especially annoying when you don’t ACTUALLY have them.
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23:4710/03/2020
Miami Dodging, Strippers on Comic-Con. Karmageddon
When I lived with a stripper. Chill out everyone. Why you got fired ....
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25:4109/03/2020
Sneaky Dish Guys, Captain Batman.
Quick story about yesterday. Bruce the explorer. . Small quickie on finishing strong and how to baste your steak with Flavor. After it rests.
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15:0707/03/2020
As requested: Basic Culinary Techniques
You asked, I humbly oblige. The very fundamentals of cooking. Beginner level. Like the green circle trail on the ski resort. Chefs and cooks need not listen. Cuz if y’all don’t know this your boss/mentor sucks balls and you should probably get a job at a gym. Going over from what I think people at home should know and try instead of getting overpriced food delivered from your local joint, which most likely employs cooks that don’t know or don’t remember these very simple points. Or they know but don’t give a shit cuz it’s an Uber Eats online order.
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21:5106/03/2020
Organization, Pass/Fail. Garnishes.
Opinions on types of organizational skills. The most obnoxious way to cut a scallion. Health Department codes. Being a manager as opposed to a fuckin douche.
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26:1005/03/2020
Official Advisory and Statement
Just making sure no one has a cow about any of this. If you’re vegan let me know I’ll take it down. Also an attempt to get an interview with the Headmaster “Miami” and wonders on why they decline.
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05:1004/03/2020
Be nice to your server
Music, drugs, hurricanes. My FOH days.
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10:2603/03/2020
Mathematics
Add it up
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16:0302/03/2020
All before Dinner
Threats, weeds, avalanches.... but no call outs. Friday lunch.
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09:4329/02/2020
Temporarily Detained
Line cooks, chefs sometimes finding it cool to be a badass. Till the 5-0 flip the cherries in the rear view. Gotta love boderlaise on your shirt, and pants, and shoes, etc.
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32:2319/02/2020
86 Integrity
System D, lead, follow, or get out of the guey.
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07:4312/02/2020
Uppers and Downs, leave your jaw at home
Basically a few stories and advice on uppers in the biz
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15:0711/02/2020
Peaks and Valleys of the industry. Artifacts and pants.
Savage Women, trendy men ???? Crostini On a Meat Grill ???
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18:3010/02/2020
Moronara Sauce, Pre-Call Out, Finish Drinks.
Some knowledge, a story, and Fish Death.
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27:3809/02/2020
Things they don’t want you to know. Also call outs with balls.
How to get free money. Some people have balls and I respect that. But Jeez
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16:2408/02/2020
Tacos
Why working under the influence is sometimes and only sometimes beneficial
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24:1205/02/2020
Quick story bout my boy Jaak
Electricity education ( blade runs better when it’s wet)
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02:4205/02/2020
First Saturday. FML.
To 86 Giving a Shit on a saturday one starts pretty early. A longer preview to a day in the life of a person with power. The power endure intricate lies of subordinates to weasel their way out of work. Think it’s fake ? Work a week in ANY restaurant.
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04:2305/02/2020