The Fourth Hour Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you’re listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain’t nothing like the first hour.  The Rage of Ed Begley Jr.: Ed was a guest in the first hour and he’s still in the green room for the 9am hour, and everything will be fine as long as Scotty doesn’t give him any liquids! Fripp VS. Beat: Art Spart gives you the traffic rundown and how legendary prog rocker, Robert Fripp’s battle with the members of Beat is causing serious gridlock in Val Verde! Community Calendar: All of the great upcoming events in Val Verde! Do you want to purchase Neil Young’s favorite train set? Or maybe you’re a fan of some of the weirdest sized batteries at Battery Fest! Catch up with all of the TikTok’s you’ve missed at the “Nobody Watched It TikTok-A-Thon” at the Val Verde Vertical Movie Theatre! The Train Train: What is it and why does Whisp fear it?! Sponsored by: Bad Company Fudge Company Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company And… The Hawk Trees are back?! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black) Originally Aired on July 10, 2023 Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper? Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do The Washing! 108.9 The Hawk Thin Lizzy PSA! Tiny Fork! Coderssons Coding Completely! And check out the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Ashley Nicole Black (Bad Monkey, A Black Lady Sketch Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as Harper Lawson! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

That’s right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever! Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr’s, Channel 8’s National Lampoon’s Speed Trap, Taco Tuesday, and a Belly Full of Led! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Sure, Jason and Geoff have written over 700+ commercials on 108.9 The Hawk. But now it’s time for the FANS to choose. That’s right HawkHeads. We asked you for some of your favorite commercials throughout the history of 108.9 The Hawk AND YOU CHOSE some of the absolute best. Not only are you getting newly remastered versions of these commercials, you’re also getting the FULL version of our Pink Floyd Sharney’s Parody, “Uncomfortably Full,” which has never been released BEFORE.  You asked for them. You got them. The hottest classic rock comedy radio commercials in the world. With classics like Peter Gabriel Sharney’s, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Michael’s McDonald’s, Hot Yogurt, Seabirds Burritos, Mr Big and Talls, Pizza Emporium, Shetland Creameries, Metallifuel, Jefferson Starchips and MORE.  40 commercials. 60 minutes.  If you’ve ever wanted to get a taste of what 108.9 The Hawk is all about, or wanted to give your friends a bite to get them into it - Well, here’s an effin’ fork. Dig in, my friend! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner) Originally Aired on September 26, 2022 Boss Ron is trying some new things and this time he's paired Whisp Turlington with the Hawk's latest "star" DJ, Greg Lemonsour. They are joined in-studio by Cindy Ravine (played by Julie Klausner), the world's biggest Frank Zappa fan. Cindy is working to start a Frank Zappa Morning Show and hopes to learn some tips from Whisp and Greg. Also featuring the latest single from "Billy Squier," "NyQuil Chicken!" Zappa's Shoes. Soda Dad by FISTER. Burger Tools and more! Guest Starring: Julie Klausner (Difficult People, Double Threat, Kids In The Hall, Schmigadoon) Julie has relaunched her classic podcast, “How Was Your Week?” Listen here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/how-was-your-week/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

The one and only BOBBY MOYNIHAN stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his upcoming weekend shows at Dingbats! Friends Reunited: Bobby and newly indicted Mayor Lee Roth went to high school together so get ready for one tearful reunion. Ch-Ch-Ch-Churchill Off: The contest of the century! Garlock. Moynihan. Who can do the best Winston Churchill impression?! Radio Days: Whisp and Bobby share stories about the competing stations in New York City they worked on - WMTN “The Mountain” for Whisp and “108 The Dog” for Bobby. Jamie Too Farr?: Oh yeah, they go there. And Alan Alda wasn’t too pleased in the green room, we’ll tell you that much. Plus, the guys talk about how Drugmore already has their Valentines candy out, Art Spart gives you the breakdown on DivorceCon 2024 and how it’s impacting your morning commute, Eric Clapton’s doing commercials for Flappers now, new Sean Connery themed mugs at Juggggs Mug Emporium  - AND stick around for some Saturday Night Live chat in the interview that you do not want to miss! Sponsored by: The Doobie Bros. Present: Black Water Waterpark, Tiny Fork, Nirvana Shirt Warehouse, and The Steak Hole. Guest Starring: Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live, Mr. Mayor, Who Me?, Lego Star Wars: Rebuild The Galaxy, Ducktales) Pick up a copy of “Not All Sheep Are Boring”: https://www.amazon.com/Not-All-Sheep-Are-Boring/dp/0593407032 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Liquid Lunchtime! Originally Aired on January 3, 2022 Get out those lunch sacks and THROW THEM IN THE RIVER! It's time for the 108.9 The Hawk All Request Liquid Lunchtime with your hosts, Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock! Phone lines are open! GLUG GLUG! NO SOLIDS FOR LUNCH, PLEASE! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries, Enuff Z’Nuff Lawyers, Mike & The Mechanics, Gal Gerde and a promo from Big Truck! Special Guests: Danielle Grace, Marshall Stratton, Graham Techler, Emily Gore and Adam Maid Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

It’s the annual 108.9 The Hawk Halloweeeeeen episode! Jill Jurgens (played by Kristen Bartlett) from “Moms For Freedom” stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk Halloween candy safety and she definitely knows exactly what contraband Val Verdians will be sticking in their candy this year. Edgar Winter?: Yep, he’s here, but he’s refusing to play “Frankenstein.” Trad Wife, Trad Life: Not only is Jill Jergens a “Mom For Freedom,” she’s also a “Trad Wife” and Geoff and Jill have to explain to Whisp just what this is. The Raccoons Are Back: And they’re causing one hell of a Butterfinger related traffic jam. Art Spart will get ya where you need to go. Jill’s Kids: Are they real and do two of them share the same name? Plus, is AC/DC’s  “Back In Black” a Halloween song? And Jugggg’s Mug Emporium has ALL the Halloween mugs you could want. We run them down for you! Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) Sponsored by: Shelley’s Jellies! Thin and Loose Clothing Warehouse! Tom Kiefer’s Ghost Blowing Leafers! And a Halloween message from Sharney’s. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Fright Night in Val Verde? Not so fast! Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein) joins Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV to address the rumors of the "Verde Stabber" and assure the community that Halloween fun is still on!  Plus spooky movie recommendations, a killer haunted house attraction, and a hauntingly delicious pizza deal! Episode Highlights: Interview with Val Verde Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein): Get the latest updates on the "Verde Stabber" case and Chief Pitzola's safety tips for a frightfully fun Halloween! Halloween Movie Recommendations: Channel 8 brings the chills with "Slaughter In Massacre Woods" and "The Seventh Judas Principle!" Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood's Haunted Memorial Mental Hospital House: Prepare to be scared at this epic Halloween attraction! Pizza Emporium Deal: Fuel your Halloween adventures with a delicious pizza deal from Pizza Emporium! Guest Starring: Dan Klein (A.P. Bio. Great News, Wet Hot American Summer, Comedy Bang! Bang!) Check out Dan’s podcast, Bible Brothers: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bible-brothers/id1507819011 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world’s only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?! Guitar God Unleashed: Dr. Sheila Hands, the world's leading guitar surgeon, reveals the secrets behind transforming ordinary guitarists into shredding legends. Classic Rock Trivia Battle: Test your knowledge, Val Verde, and win BIG in our new trivia game! Val Verde's Sandworm Crisis: Experience the panic and chaos as the town faces a terrifying invasion of sandworms. How will Reba McEntire save the day?! Bones All Around: Find out who got a bone from Canadian “Life Is A Highway” rocker, Tom Cochrane! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries; Flenderson’s Horse Bags; Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde; Rock Dolls Guest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Dropout, Grand Crew, Digman, Vulture Comedian You Should Know 2024) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Hair House with Mikki Mackmack Originally Aired on Dec 27, 2021 Get out your Aqua Net cause it's time for HAIR HOUSE with MIKKI MACKMACK on 108.9 The Hawk! Brought to you by DENISE'S TAKE & BAKE WAREHOUSE! TOM KIEFER'S BLOWIN' LEAFERS! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! And ROCK DOLLS!  Special Guests: Kristen Bartlett as Leslie Branscomb Emily Gore as Michelle Sally Dabs Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Buckle up for a wild ride! Jason Gore returns to 108.9 The Hawk, sparking questions about his motives and reception. Plus, find out the NEW name of Poseidon Radio's rebranded 108.9 The Hawk, relive the glory of hair metal with Mikki Mackmack’s return, and dive into the bizarre world of the "French Doctor Who" starring Whisp Turlington! Jason Gore Returns: The OG host makes a surprise comeback, leaving listeners wondering about the future of the show. Station Rebrand Alert: Find out what Poseidon Radio is calling their new incarnation of 108.9 The Hawk! Hair Metal Throwback: Mikki Mackmack joins the crew, bringing back a blast from the past. French Doctor Who? Discover the truth about Whisp Turlington's mysterious 70s TV role. New Eric Clapton Single (Again!) The boys share their thoughts on Clapton's latest musical offering. Plus: Geoff and Whisp discuss their favorite Carl Weathers movie, "Ticonderoga Two." Learn about the Mandela Effect mug craze sweeping Val Verde East! Sponsored by: Bruce Springsteen’s Brilliant Disguises, Channel 8’s “The Queef Patrol,” Bob Seger’s Like A Rock Climbing Gym, Pizza Emporium! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.co

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Every Last Drop (with Gil Ozeri) Originally Aired on June 26, 2023 WARNING: The FCC has fined 108.9 The Hawk for this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," but we are leaving it up so it can remain part of the historical record.In this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," the self-proclaimed "biggest slut in rock and roll history," Sunset, has come on the show to promote his new tell all book, "Every Last Drop." Whisp immediately orders Scotty to turn on the four hour delay. This, my friends, is a hot and steamy one. Proceed with caution. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Jeff "Skunk" Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! A Belly Full of Led! Pizza Emporium! And the latest edition of the 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, #blackAF, Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Sunset! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Calling all aspiring TikTok stars! Get ready to learn from the best as former wrestler and current TikTok influencer, DJ Buttafuoco (played by Sean O'Connor), joins the Geoff and Whisp Show for a masterclass on conquering the platform! Raising Cane's Review Extravaganza: Dive into DJ Buttafuoco's hilarious obsession with the fast-food chain Raising Cane's, and his quest to review every location! His Son’s TikTok Account: Buttafuoco explains how he gained control of his son’s TikTok account and his motivations for taking it! Dead & Co. Ticket Giveaway: Win tickets to see Dead & Co. at Val Verde's iconic Big Ball venue (think Las Vegas Sphere, but bigger!) Sir Chompington's Foodie Adventures: Meet DJ Buttafuoco's nephew, Sir Chompington, another rising TikTok star reviewing all the Sharney's locations in Val Verde (prepare to be charmed by his voice!) Plus, discuss the state of the entertainment industry with a satirical review of Eric Clapton's latest remake, "No Heaven ’27.” Geoff and Whisp get it all out with a new segment, “I’m Fucking Sick Of It!” And wait until you hear Whisp’s “Ben Gibbard” impression! Sponsored by: Spurtz, Shetland Creameries, Betbones, Channel 8's "Spatterfucks" Guest: Sean O'Connor (Solar Opposites, Close Enough, The Late Late Show with James Corden) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Willy Crystal Show (with Anthony Atamanuik) Originally Aired on February 28, 2022 Jason and Geoff try to wrap up a PERFECT edition of the New 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show when they are interrupted by ValleyNewsRadio8888 host, Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik), who arrives early for his fill in shift for Big Truck. Big Truck broadcasts live from the grand opening of the 8th Sharney's in Val Verde! Art Spart finally gives us the traffic. The episode is brought to you by Sharney's. No one eats for free at Sharney's. Guest: Anthony Atamanuik (Don’t Panic, Coffee With Tony, The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows) Check out Don’t Panic with Anthony Atamanuik: https://wondery.com/shows/dont-panic/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Legendary radio DJ, Don Valley (played by James Adomian) has to extend his usual overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk, due to a misfire in the 5am hour by our sister station, 8888 ValleyNewsRadio. And since he’s up at 6am, he might as well hang out with Geoff and Whisp and talk all things radio! Radio Tragedy: Don Valley recounts tragic events at previous stations, including a fire and a near-death experience. Don Valley's Unique Eating Habits: Don Valley shares his unusual eating schedule due to his late-night work. New Program Director: The station has a new Program Director, Randall Zimmern. Art Spart Traffic Report: Lasagna Junction has collapsed again, causing traffic delays. Hawk Too-ah For Tuesday: The show features a special segment dedicated to songs chosen by the "Hawk Too-ah Girl." This episode is sponsored by: Dave Matthews Pest Control Channel 8’s “Soft Focus” Val Verde Memorial Hospital Tom Kiefer’s Halloween Leafers Sharney’s Guest Starring: James Adomian (Harley Quinn, Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, Close Enough, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) Check out James’ latest comedy special - “Path of Most Resistance” here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/path Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Whisp Turlington Show Originally Aired on December 6, 2021 The first time Geoff and Whisp meet!!! Jason Gore has an emergency and asks radio legend and host of the Vinyl Winery, WHISP TURLINGTON, to fill in. Whisp shares stories with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock about his truly amazing career, including a clip from 1988 of his previously syndicated show, RockNights. Boss Ron's son, Ronny Dalton promotes his new black metal show, Hell Hole. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Dan Luis Obispo (played by Aaron Burdette) stops by the “Rock & Roll RV” to talk to Geoff and Whisp about his ongoing fights with his neighbors and Val Verde City Council, regarding the giant Gundam he built in his front yard.  His Gundam Has A Name: Dan Luis Obispo, the Gundam enthusiast and former Val Verde Police officer, names his front yard creation, Clarita. RV Park Enemies: Dan calls all of his Val Verde Springs neighbors out, from Jamison Speckles to Mark Flattbottom! Rock Legend Ray Stevens: Find out how the songwriter behind “Mississippi Squirrel Revival” was behind hits from Steely Dan and Scorpions! Plus, learn more about Whisp’s visit to Mojitostownship Resort, created by the late lite island rocker, Jimmy OneMeal of “Chicken Sandwich In Hell” fame.  This episode is sponsored by: Tom Kiefer’s Blowing Leafers Big Open Pit Sauce King Sebastian’s Playground Guest Starring: Aaron Burdette (Star Trek: Lower Decks, Close Enough, Inside Jon, Man Seeking Woman) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Bassist (with Rekha Shankar) Originally Aired on January 9, 2023 Good Morning, Val Verde! It's The Whisp Turlington Show and today we're celebrating Geoff "The Angry Man's" birthday by bringing in one of his favorite TV composers, SUSAN SLUMP (REKHA SHANKAR), the composer of all of the slap bass songs on "Seinfeld." It's also a Commercial Free Morning on the show, but we still slip some commercials for some quick cash for Seabirds Burritos, Flappers and more! Sponsored by Seabirds Burritos and Flappers Guest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Vulture’s Comedians 2024 List, Grand Crew, Digman, Animaniacs, CollegeHumor's Hardly Working) Also, get ready - Rekha will be on an all-new episode of 108.9 The Hawk in just a few weeks! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Wait. We thought “Morrissey” was banned from Val Verde. Is the thirteen year ban really up? That must be the case, because “Morrissey” (ALEXIS PEREIRA) joins Geoff and Whisp in the Rock & Roll RV during this hour of The Geoff & Whisp Show! The 13 Year Ban: Why was "Morrissey" kicked out of Val Verde? We reveal all! Behind The Song: "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" is NOT what you think! Hear Morrissey's (hilarious) take on the classic tune. Manchester to Long Island: Is Morrissey secretly England's Billy Joel? Waffle Iron Gridlock: Art Spart has the traffic tips you NEED to avoid the morning's waffle-y mess! Mr. Bean for King: "Morrissey" argues Mr. Bean should be the next ruler! Hotel California Debate: Buckle up for a deep dive into this Eagles classic, led by its biggest fan ("Morrissey"). Plus: Commercials! Don't miss out on the latest deals from Michael's McDonald's, Channel 8's "Recipe For Pain," Weird Airport Burritos, and That Smell Carbon Detection Agency. Mug Mania! Geoff and Whisp unveil the hottest new mugs from Jugggg’s Mug Emporium. Guest Starring: Alexis Pereira (Hamster & Gretel, The President Show, Broad City, IFC) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: JACK WHITE WON’T LEAVE (with Jon Daly) Originally Aired on April 3, 2023. He arrived in the six o'clock hour. He stayed through the seven, eight and nine o'clock hours. Now Whisp and Geoff are hanging out with Jack White (JON DALY) during the midday shift. Will Jack White ever leave? Sponsored by Mr. Big's and Tall! Billy Idol's Bounce Weddings! Doug Tubb’s Hot Tubs For Dogs! Chestnuts! Fitness 17.5! Guest starring Jon Daly (Big Mouth, Kroll Show, Ding Dong Delicious) as Jack White! Check out Jon’s podcast “Two Jons Don’t Make A Right” https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-jons-dont-make-a-right/id1605823704 Doug Tubb’s written and performed by Emily Gore Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Comedian Mary Houlihan joins The Geoff and Whisp Show for a hilarious episode packed with celebrity impressions (think Jack Nicholson, Dr. Evil, and more!), her signature "Houliheads" catchphrases, and a discussion about the ultimate Val Verde prize: a lifetime pass to Glockenspiel Pond! Plus, discover how Rush bassist Geddy Lee spent his time in the quirky town and how the infamous Tumbletwins are involved. Don't miss this scorcher of an episode! This episode is sponsored by: Risky Jake's S-Hole Glockenspiel Pond Kool Aid Flavor Aid Stevie Lablom Reality John Paul Loans Guest Starring: Mary Houlihan (Mary Houlihan’s Painting Party, Broad City, Difficult People, Joe Pera Talks With You) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Subscribe to the podcast and spread the word! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Get episodes one week early + bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Join Geoff and Whisp as they broadcast live from the wildest Labor Day fair you’ve ever heard at the Val Verde Unemployment Office! This episode is packed with: Celebrity Sightings: From Jean-Claude Van Damme and a skeleton impersonating Mick Mars all the way to Jeff Foxworthy holding job interviews in a Graviton. The stars are out in VAL VERDE! Hope you like the song, “Live Wire!” Labor Day Countdown: Get ready to sing along to the most iconic Labor Day anthems, from classic rock hits to modern-day work songs like “Work Is Pain” by Loverboy! A "Skeet Ulrich Resume Builder" Booth: Build a killer resume with the legendary actor who played a killer in “Scream!” Plus: Learn about the Bon Jovi coke mirror that talks to you! Hear from the head of the Val Verde Unemployment Office, FLIRT SKIRTLER. News about The Chicken Man, now that he’s moved to Val Verde. Whisp released a soundtrack song in the 90’s?? And a brand new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about text etiquette!  This episode is sponsored by: The Law Cousins Steve The Comic Guy Pizza Emporium Love 108.9 The Hawk? Subscribe to the podcast and spread the word! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Support the show: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com Keywords: 108.9 The Hawk, Season 5, Podcast, Classic Rock, Val Verde, Geoff Garlock, Whisp Turlington, Jason Gore, Labor Day, 80s Rock Music, The Geoff and Whisp Show, Val Verde, unemployment, unemployment office, celebrity sightings, Bon Jovi, Loverboy, Styx, Bryan Adams, Classic Rock Podcast, Dog Cop, Batman Returns, Skeet Ulrich, Classic Rock Radio

Calling all 80s rock fans! This week on The Geoff & Whisp Show, Joey Weatherman (Will Hines) from Outfield tribute band "Long Flyball" joins the guys to discuss:​Outfield Tribute Bands: Dive deep into the world of Outfield cover bands and the joy of celebrating classic rock.​Nicolas Cage Mania: Explore the extensive filmography of Nicolas Cage (a topic near and dear to Joey's heart).​Flappers Cantina Feud: Joey reveals his surprising beef with the local hangout, Flappers Cantina.​"Your Love" and the Upcoming Election: A hilarious (and possibly nonsensical) exploration of whether "Josie" from the song "Your Love" would even vote in the upcoming election.Plus:​Geoff & Whisp dissect Channel 8's brand new "Running Man"-inspired game show "Take The Money and Run!" hosted by rocker Steve Miller.​Big Truck delivers the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar, keeping you up-to-date on all the hottest local shows.This episode is sponsored by:​Shetland Creameries​Pepper Portal​Over It Yoga​DrugmoreGuest Starring: Will Hines (Comedy Bang Bang: The World’s Greatest Improv School) as Joey WeathermanCheck out Will’s amazing podcasts!​Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Comics​Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About The BeatlesLove 108.9 The Hawk?​Subscribe to the podcast and spread the word!​Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts​Support the show: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk​Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads​Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Val Verde's #1 Classic Rock Station 108.9 The Hawk is back for Season 5! Join Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Whisp Turlington in the Rock & Roll RV as they gear up for Extreme Heat Days, Val Verde's favorite outdoor festival that takes place in a mall parking lot.This episode features:​Local meteorologist Greg Fresca (DAVE HOLMES) discussing the perils and thrills of Extreme Heat Days.​Burning questions answered: Will Disturbed perform? Will the Val Verde Tumbletweens shine? Why is Rupert Grint banned? Can Art Spart defeat MUNGO JERRY?​New Eric Clapton song news!Plus: A hilarious PSA from Geoff on podcast speeds and commercials from Val Verde Christian Fellowship, Our House by Graham Nash, and “Back To School Savings” at Drugmore!Guest Starring: Dave Holmes (MTV, Waiting For Impact, Who Killed The Video Star) as Greg Fresca!Check out Dave’s amazing podcasts!​Waiting For Impact: https://www.exactlyrightmedia.com/waiting-for-impact​Who Killed The Video Star: https://www.audacy.com/podcast/who-killed-the-video-star-the-story-of-mtv-8568eLove 108.9 The Hawk?​Subscribe to the podcast and tell your friends!​Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts​Support the show: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk​Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads​Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

From Mudcrutch to The Heartbreakers to Solo, Jason and Geoff cover ALL THINGS TOM PETTY in this episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! 108.9 The Hawk Season Five begins next week with special guest, DAVE HOLMES! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Special Edition! In these episodes, we take a look back at some our favorites and fan favorites and give a little insight into the recording of the episode - what we were thinking if we were thinking at all? Did it all come together like we thought it would? Etc. And then we all get to relive the 108.9 The Hawk episode together. If you’re listening for the first time, WELCOME! If you’re a longtime Hawk fan - HELLO! In this Special Edition we look back at -  ULF WITH KRISTEN BARTLETT!!! Originally released on 9/12/22! Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are visited by Felicity Plaster Caster (Kristen Bartlett) who gives them a preview of all of the casts of genitalia she will be showing off at Val Verde's RECORD-CON 2022.  Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Dead Dads Club) as Felicity Plaster Caster! Kristen is a five-time Emmy-nominated writer and performer. Most recently, she was a Supervising Producer for HOW TO DIE ALONE from Onyx Collective, coming to Hulu in 2024. Previously, she was an Executive Producer and Head Writer for Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, where her work was honored with two WGA Awards and an EMA Award. She also wrote for Saturday Night Live, where she received WGA and Peabody Awards. Other credits include half hour pilots for ABC and CBS. Her writing has been featured in the New York Times, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, The Guardian, Vulture, and many others.  108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 THE HAWK RETURNS ON MONDAY, AUGUST 19TH WITH SPECIAL GUEST DAVE HOLMES! NEXT WEEK - HAWK ROCK TALK - TOM PETTY!

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Special Edition! In these episodes, we take a look back at some our favorites and fan favorites and give a little insight into the recording of the episode - what we were thinking if we were thinking at all? Did it all come together like we thought it would? Etc. And then we all get to relive the 108.9 The Hawk episode together. If you’re listening for the first time, WELCOME! If you’re a longtime Hawk fan - HELLO! In this Special Edition we look back at -  THE HAWK TREES with Griffin Newman! Originally released on 11/13/22! The Whisp Turlington Show goes on the road for a special grand re-opening of the VAL VERDE VALLEY MALL and the placement of 108.9 The Hawk's Annual "Hawk Trees!" Whisp and Geoff broadcast from the mall's entrance while Mikki Mackmack keeps us posted on the Hawk Tree setup inside. Comedic actor and voiceover artist, GRIFFIN NEWMAN, stops by the mall to promote his new movie, "Disenchanted" on Disney+!  Guest Starring: Griffin Newman as GRIFFIN NEWMAN (Disenchanted, Blank Check, Masters of the Universe: Revelation, The George Lucas Talk Show) 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 THE HAWK RETURNS IN AUGUST 2024!

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Special Edition! In these episodes, we take a look back at some our favorites and fan favorites and give a little insight into the recording of the episode - what we were thinking if we were thinking at all? Did it all come together like we thought it would? Etc. And then we all get to relive the 108.9 The Hawk episode together. If you’re listening for the first time, WELCOME! If you’re a longtime Hawk fan - HELLO! In this Special Edition we look back at -  THE CONTEST WINNER with Tom Scharpling! Originally released on 7/25/22 Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are joined in the Hawknest by contest winner and Dire Straits fan, BIG SCOTTY (Tom Scharpling). Big Scotty thinks he's there for Val Verde County Fair tickets, but to his surprise he's told he's won the 108.9 THE HAWK ALL SUMMER PASS! Guest Starring: Tom Scharpling (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling, Double Threat, It Never Ends!) as contest winner, Big Scotty! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 THE HAWK RETURNS IN AUGUST 2024!

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Special Edition! In these episodes, we take a look back at some our favorites and fan favorites and give a little insight into the recording of the episode - what we were thinking if we were thinking at all? Did it all come together like we thought it would? Etc. And then we all get to relive the 108.9 The Hawk episode together. If you’re listening for the first time, WELCOME! If you’re a longtime Hawk fan - HELLO! In this Special Edition we look back at -  BRITANICK TICKET GIVEAWAY WITH BRITANICK (Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney) Originally released on 8/1/22 BriTANick (Nick Kocher & Brian McElhaney) stops by the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show to promote their upcoming show at the Val Verde comedy club, Dingbats, before they take it to Edinburgh Fringe. Coneheads. Long Island Iced Tea Towers. The Scottish National Anthem. It's all here! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 THE HAWK RETURNS IN AUGUST 2024!

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Special Edition! In these episodes, we take a look back at some our favorites and fan favorites and give a little insight into the recording of the episode - what we were thinking if we were thinking at all? Did it all come together like we thought it would? Etc. And then we all get to relive the 108.9 The Hawk episode together. If you’re listening for the first time, WELCOME! If you’re a longtime Hawk fan - HELLO! In this Special Edition we look back at -  800K Tons Of Nothing But Guns! Originally released on 1/17/22 In this episode, Jason and Geoff broadcast from the launch of a heavy metal cruise featuring a ton of Guns N’ Roses or LA Guns affiliated bands, but not those bands. But, you do get a ton of Val Verde rock bands that have become Hawk favorites.  108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 THE HAWK RETURNS IN AUGUST 2024!

Just what the title says! Through hard work and determination, 108.9 The Hawk is the NUMBER ONE RADIO STATION IN VAL VERDE. The Greater Verde Valley cannot get enough of 108.9 The Hawk and The Geoff and Whisp Show. So how do the Overlords at Poseidon Radio celebrate this feat? You’ll have to listen to this Season Four Finale to find out!!! Sponsored by: TIM ALLEN’S ARRRRT! NO SUGAR TONIGHT DINER! NIGHTY NIGHT MATTRESS STORE! JOHN BARGAIN, DDS! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk 108.9 The Hawk Season Five starts in August 2024! Until then, we will release weekly Special Editions of some of our favorite Hawk episodes with commentary! And you can continue to get bonus content on The Hawk Patreon!

Apparently Val Verde relies on local business, Muskberg Industries, for 70% of its economy. So naturally, you can understand that Geoff and Whisp have to speak with Elaine Muskberg (KATE WILLETT) after she announces that Muskberg Industries will be leaving Val Verde... For the Moon? Mayor Lee Roth also gets involved with this conversation to SAVE VAL VERDE! Art Spart traffic and you get an all new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! Sponsored by: SHETLAND CREAMERIES! 108.9 THE HAWK CONCERT CALENDAR! CHANNEL 8’S SHOPPING HOME NETWORK! Guest Starring: Kate Willett as Elaine Muskberg! Kate is a comedian, actress and writer who has appeared on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Netflix’s Comedy Lineup. Her latest special, Loopholes, can be seen on Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube and other platforms. She’s the author of the Audible Original “Dirtbag Anthropology.” She’s the co-host of the political comedy podcast Reply Guys and has written jokes for your favorite boys, Beavis and Butthead. 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk Join us next week for the Season Four Finale - “WE’RE NUMBER ONE!”

The next volume in the 108.9 The Hawk Commercials collection is here! "I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT HAWK COMMERCIALS VOLUME FOUR!" Over 44 recent Hawk classics such as "Hot Yogurt," "Michael's McDonald's II," "One Ticket To Paradise," "Pearl Jam Butter," "Ball Pit Warehouse" and more!  Sit back and relax while 108.9 The Hawk takes a commercial break to pay some bills.  108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with "WHERE THE DRONES ARE MADE with KATE WILLETT!"

108.9 The Hawk isn’t usually the station you listen to for current news, but thanks to a haunting by the ghost of late-19th century Postal Inspector, ANTHONY COMSTOCK (MOLLY GAEBE), that’s all about to change. Comstock regales Geoff and Whisp about his very real law that is in front of the Supreme Court right now. Yes, real. Yes, NOW. This is an episode you don’t want to miss - especially if you’re a fan of pro-life ghosts! Sponsored by: Pearl Jam Butter Balloon-A-Palooza Fletchies And Eliminator Motors Guest Starring: Molly Gaebe as Anthony Comstock! Molly Gaebe is a comedian and writer with Abortion Access Front. She's bringing 19th-century religious fanatic and epic prude Anthony Comstock back to life to make the circuit promoting his 1873 Comstock Law to ban abortion nationwide. Find out more about Abortion Access Front here:  https://www.aafront.org/ 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT 108.9 THE HAWK COMMERCIALS, VOLUME FOUR!

The signals have CROSSED and somehow everyone listening to 108.9 The Hawk are also listening to 108.8 The Flow, Val Verde’s Best In Smooth Jazz! Engineer Tharp is working on it… But until it’s fixed, Geoff and Whisp are going to have to co-host The Geoff And Whisp Show with The Flow’s morning host, PAUL BEAUCAMP (BRIAN WECHT)! Plus the announcement of an all-new Verde Valley Rock Jam Fest, despite the horrific things that happened at last year’s festival! Sponsored by: JUGGGGS MUG EMPORIUM ROCK AND ROLL ESCAPE ROOM COOPERSMITH COFFINS CHANNEL 8’S “OUTER PASSIONS” and PIZZA EMPORIUM Guest Starring: Brian Wecht as Paul Beauchamp! Brian Wecht is a musician, comedian, and theoretical physicist best known for his work as "Ninja Brian" in comedy bands Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb. Brian's other projects include kids' comedy band Go Banana Go! (with Jim Roach), the podcast Leighton Night With Brian Wecht (with Leighton Gray), and his smooth jazz alter ego Trey Magnifique, whose debut album "Mature Situations" was released in November 2023. Additionally, Brian is the co-founder of the science storytelling podcast and live show The Story Collider, and is a former theoretical physics professor and researcher in string theory and particle physics. https://www.treymagnifique.com/ https://linktr.ee/leightonnight 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with "Anthony Comstock's Ghost with Molly Gaebe!"

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees have been announced. Geoff and Whisp invite Rock Hall expert, BOB PANACHOWSKI (JOE KWACZALA) to discuss the inductions, his objections and what he’d really like to do to the Rock Hall.  Sponsored by: HOT YOGURT! SEABIRDS BURRITOS! SHARNEY’S AND CHANNEL 8’S “CAN’T STOP LOVE FROM BEEPIN’” Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała as Bob Panachowski! Joe Kwaczala is an LA-based standup who has two half-hours that you can watch for free on YouTube (from Comedy Central and Helium.) He also has an album called "Funny Songs & Sketches" as well as a bunch of sketches you can watch either on TikTok/Instagram at @joekwa or on Twitter at @joekjoek. He also hosts a podcast about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame called "Who Cares About the Rock Hall?" Check out “Who Cares About The Rock Hall?” Here: https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/rockhall 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “108.8 The Flow with Brian Wecht!”

Actor, Comedian and Comic Book Creator JAMES III (Junior, Astronomy Club) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his very real comic book, “Junior.” Whisp shares his experiences with Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. A superhero edition of GOOFS, SPOOFS OR TROOFS is played! Art Spart gives you the traffic update to get you safely to Val Verde Comic-Con and Fan Festivo! A PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! That's all on the World's Greatest Comedy Podcast About A Fictional Classic Rock Station, 108.9 The Hawk! Sponsored by: Chestnuts: The Jungle Book 3! Crotchies All Body Spray! And Rick Sleet Wants To Buy Your House! Check out Rule Of III: https://www.ruleof3inc.com Support “Junior” here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ruleof3comics/junior-2-5-daddy-issues/ 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “We Shall Build The Val Verde Rock Hall with Joe Kwaczala!”

Our second part of our Hawk Rock Talk deep dive in to Van Halen concludes with, VAN HAGAR! Jason and Geoff talk all things Sammy, Alex, Eddie and Michael. Will Geoff actually like any of this stuff? Do they prefer THIS Van Halen?!?! Listen and find out! 108.9 THE HAWK returns next week with "Val Verde Comic-Con with James III!"

BRANDON GARDNER, co-creator of the stop motion comedy, “In The Know” on Peacock, stops by The Geoff & Whisp Show to talk about the show and to celebrate NEW MUSIC MONDAY with the boys. That’s right, it’s NEW MUSIC MONDAY! We can’t play new rock on 108.9 The Hawk, unless the artists are from Val Verde!!! Hear new tracks from Fister, The Gunt Brothers, Merkin’s Wand and Darren Could (formerly of the band, Actor). Art Spart talks “WHINE A THON 2024” and more! Sponsored by: Rock Dolls! One Ticket To Paradise! Channel 8’s “Ski Lodge Paradise!” And a PSA from Jon Bon Jovi! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “Val Verde Comic Con and Fan Festivo with James III!”

Sometimes you wonder - can this episode of The Geoff And Whisp Show get ANY bigger?! The answer. Yes. It can. We highlight another local business in Val Verde, CORKPLUGZ, recently opened by the delightful LINDA LABZ (NATASHA VAYNBLAT - WE’RE ALL DADS HERE, THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON)! Linda walks Geoff and Whisp through the process of opening a new earplug business on Hog Street! Geoff gives you a PSA on how to prep for the next eclipse! We attempt to give away tickets to see The Rolling Stones at the Val Verde Enormodome! Art Spart with a traffic report perfect for fans of The Firm and The Firm! And we check in with Big Truck as he Hawkcasts live from the Val Verde Motor Truck Speedway! All this and more on this episode of The World’s Greatest Comedy Podcast About A Fictional Classic Rock Radio Station - 108.9 The Hawk! Sponsored by: Sharney’s! Shetland Creameries! and Shoe Barn! Guest Starring: Natasha Vaynblat as Linda Labz! Natasha Vaynblat is a writer/performer/ improvisor. She’s written and appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and A Little Late with Lilly Singh. She’s performed on Comedy Central’s Up Next and her standup album “We’re All Dads Here” was featured in Paste’s Best Albums of 2023. Before immigrating to the US, Natasha spent her childhood in Russia. 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “New Music Monday with Brandon Gardner!”

CHRIS SLUSARENKO (EYELIDS, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE, GUIDED BY VOICES) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show when the guys were not expecting a guest. Farmer Dan stops by to talk about Shetland Creameries. They talk about Chris’ podcast, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE and Farmer Dan's exploding podcasting career. Art Spart also covers weather as the greater Verde Valley is under a "Tormato Warning!" Will Chris make it through the entire show or will Producer Scotty just keep slipping him Benadryl pills to swallow? Will we ever figure out why kids are going nuts for Rich Little impressions on TikTok right now?! That’s all on this episode of 108.9 The Hawk - The World’s Greatest Podcast About A Fictional Classic Rock Radio Station! Sponsored by: Weird Airport Burritos Juggggs Mug Emporium Sharney’s And ChatBot Therapy Chris Slusarenko is a musician with such bands as Eyelids & Guided By Voices and was the owner of Clinton Street Video, an independent rental store for over 22 years in Portland, Oregon.  He is also the host of Revolutions Per Movie, a podcast where he is joined by actors, musicians, comedians, writers & directors who each week pick out their favorite music documentary, musical, music-themed fiction film, or music videos to discuss. Fun, weird, and insightful, Revolutions Per Movie is a deep dive into our life-long obsessions where music and film collide. Check the show out here: https://shows.acast.com/revolutionspermovie 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “How To Open A Business On Hog Street with Natasha Vaynblat!”

A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY grand return, correct? And how does Jack Russell from Great White have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Sorry to be so cryptic - ya gotta listen to this one to find out! Sponsored by: Val Verde Tourist Tees! A Dire Straits PSA from 108.9 The Hawk! That Smell Carbon Detection Agency And Channel 8’s “Bad Medicine!” 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “Revolutions Per Farmer Dan with Chris Slusarenko!”

Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are live from the quad on the campus of Val Verde University for “QUAD JAM 24!” They speak with HANDSOME “GARY” TORNADO (DC PIERSON - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER, THE BOY WHO COULDN’T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO, DERRICK) about all of the one-man bands he has booked this year. Jason Gore gives you the latest in GOOD ROCK NEWS! Also, is there always another Marshall Tucker locked and loaded to shoot out of the stage if something happens to the original Marshall Tucker? You’re just going to have to listen to see!  SPONSORED BY: Creed! Live from the Val Verde Hog Pond! Hawkle! Flappers and Channel 8! Guest Starring: DC Pierson as Handsome “Gary” Tornado Check out DC’s newsletter here: https://dcpierson.wpcomstaging.com/newsletter/ 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with “Grand Returns!” You don’t want to miss this episode.

Vanessa Lust from The Val Verde Rag has reviewed The Geoff and Whisp Show. Whisp has some bones to pick with her and with local seafood chain restaurant, Blue Tuna. Whisp and Geoff speak with CRYSTAL PARKER (CAISSIE ST. ONGE - BUSY PHILIPPS IS DOING HER BEST, BUSY TONIGHT, BEST WEEK EVER), Val Verde High School Cheer Coach, in a new segment called Local Celebrity Spotlight! Will the Val Verde Hard Lessons Cheer Squad get a reality show? WE SHALL SEE! Sponsored by: Blue Tuna Sebastian’s Playground Promo Hut Billy Idol Bounce Weddings Listen to Caissie on “Busy Philipps Is Doing Her Best” here:  https://www.bpdoingherbest.com Busy This Week launches on QVC+ on 5/8! https://www.qvc.com/content/featured/busy-this-week.html 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with the return of DC Pierson!

Nighty Night Mattress Store heir, CHET NIGHTY (JORDAN MORRIS - JORDAN JESSE GO, YOUTH GROUP) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his father and his plans for the store now. Squirrels are causing a traffic nightmare in Val Verde and Art Spart has the latest traffic update. What’s this about a mattress used by rocker Steve Miller? Sponsored by: Why Can’t This Be Cakes Metallifuel Val Verde International Airport Channel 8’s Horndoggin’ and Blue Tuna  Guest Starring Jordan Morris as Chet Nighty! Pre-order Jordan’s new graphic novel, “Youth Group” here: https://bit.ly/youthgroupbook 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with Caissie St. Onge!

We’re getting close to the NCAA Tournament and the buzz around town is that the Val Verde University Assholes could make it this year. For more on this, Geoff and Whisp welcome the host of “The Asshole Line,” the basketball post-show on 108.9 The Hawk, FRANKIE GIAMBATISTA (CHRIS GETHARD - THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW, BEAUTIFUL/ANONYMOUS, NEW JERSEY IS THE WORLD) to give us his predictions for the Assholes and the lowdown on his former board operator, Franklin. Listeners call in for their chance to win a chance to purchase Pearl Jam tickets! Art Spart has some beef with a streaming providers concert calendar. Sponsored by: Michael’s McDonald’s Workday Break with Wings Channel 8’s “Slipknot In This House” and Chestnuts Check out Gethard’s new ebook/audiobook, “Dad At Peace,” here: https://try.everand.com/gethard/ 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with Jordan Morris!!!

It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show’s “SALUTE TO VAL VERDE SPACE HEROES!” Episode! And when you’re referencing Val Verde space heroes, you know CHARLEY “CLUNK” BOTTOMS (JOHN HODGMAN - JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN, DICKTOWN, THE DAILY SHOW) is at the top of that list! Clunk tells the boys the secrets of space travel while promoting his new tell all book, “Moonman From Maine.” Art Spart explains why it’s raining so hard and why CCR is to blame for the rain and traffic! Shartlesburg has a new mayor! And get a preview of the NEW ROCK 108.9 The Hawk will begin to play this week. Sponsored by: FARNSWORTH CHOCOLATE TURD VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL And CHANNEL 8’S “WORM MASTER”  Listen to Judge John Hodgman here: https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/judge-john-hodgman 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! Bonus episodes! Hawk episodes one week early! So much more! Learn more about 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts   FOLLOW US ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk https://www.tiktok.com/@1089thehawk https://bsky.app/profile/1089thehawk.bsky.social https://www.threads.net/@1089thehawk The Hawk will be back next week with CHRIS GETHARD!!!