Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more. Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you. Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26. Support us at facejampod.com Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it? Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more. Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more. Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power." Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more. Follow us @FaceJamPod Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 , Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are trying the new Whataburger Chili Cheese Burger & Fries while grilling Eric for getting onto Graysie. Little does he know what the future holds for him. Sponsored by DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.  Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM), Uncommon Goods (http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJGROCERY) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges? Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam), Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash  (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by Factor (http://factormeals.com/facejam50 Code facejam50), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food.  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Code 50facejam, Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com, and Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM , and Nuts.com (go to http://nuts.com/facejam to receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod  If you want to help Loyal Jammer Bret, please donate here: http://bit.ly/sacredheartsschool and https://www.shsmaui.org/giving/  Sponsored by Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod  Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGSBTC , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com + Code FaceJam , and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam, ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback. Sponsored by us. You're welcome. Follow us @FaceJamPod on IG and Twitter. Subscribe to the youtube also. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In what was supposed to be a live episode of Face Jam for our regular feed, Our Heroes make a pivot and make this a Spittin Silly exclusive. Have a listen to our live episode from RTX where Our Heroes review Stubbs BBQ, Michael eats pizza, and our Snack Attack attacks back. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50, DoorDash DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGS, and Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much?  Sponsored by http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM, Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com, and http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Paypal http://joinhoney.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers. Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and RTX http://rtxaustin.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Nuts dot com http://nuts.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style. Come to RTX where we'll be reviewing Stubbs BBQ LIVE July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com Sponsored by Katos Coffee go to http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club to get 5% off, and Unstable Games go to https://bit.ly/3HPq0K2 to get Casting Shadows now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out. Come to RTX July 7-9 where we'll be eating and reviewing some Austin food LIVE on stage. Make your own scorecard and let us know what you think of it. www.RTXAustin.com  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy. Are you coming to RTX or what dude, the Rat & Grackle ain't gonna sauce itself. Grab a ticket and info at www.RTXaustin.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&J&M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad. Come to RTX to swing through the Rat & Grackle Pub plus we're doing a live episode. www.rtxaustin.com is the website for info. Sponsored by Nuts http://nuts.com/facejam these are very good nuts that we genuinely enjoy. Are we nuts for them? Maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more. Come crack a cold one with da boys at RTX July 7-9. www.RTXAustin.com for details. Sponsored by HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 DoorDash: Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS Shady Rays: http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did. Come find us at RTX where we're drinking (free?) beer at the Rat & Grackle Pub plus we're doing live shows for almost all our podcasts, including this one. www.RTXAustin.com for deets. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam40 and use code facejam40 and RTX but we already did a thing for that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time. Come to our RTX and drink with us at the Rat & Grackle pub July 7-9. www.rtxaustin.com cheers to us and the monkey Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here?? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more. RTX is July 7-9 and we'll be there. Drop in to the Rat & Grackle pub then see a live episode of Face Jam. www.RTXAustin.com Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more. FACE JAM MAFIA TRACK SUIT on sale 4/20. Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app + code Jammers and Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations. Come out and see us at RTX this July 7-9 where we'll be doing a live episode recording & be hanging at the Rat & Grackle Pub https://www.rtxaustin.com/  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.   Sponsored by Factor meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to Face Jam to support us DIRECTLY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices