On our honeymoon, by the way, this guy, his name was Enrique or something.And he trained us how to scuba dive.So us four jump into the water and he's like, OK, now we're going to go down.
And pulls this string on the back of my vest and a bunch of bubbles start coming out.And I look at Kinsey and he pulls her thing.Her bubbles start coming out of her.And she's like, uh oh.We both start sinking really fast.
And at this point, we're 45 feet under the water.And Kinsey was told not to look up.So she's not looking up at all. We're standing on the ocean floor at this point, in the sand.No.Don't tell me you both are just standing on the ocean floor.
Yes, alone.Can't see the boat, and we're way out in the middle of the ocean.I'm like, oh yeah, this is how we die.What's up, guys?Welcome back to another episode.We're going to start off with a sentence game.You guys ready?Mal, go.
I was a big, fat person.And I couldn't really stop to help Myself.It was really big.Ice cream.What?What?
What?You just messed it up?You don't know how this game goes?I feel like Cash messed it up, actually.
He kind of did with big.It was a really big mountain.It was a really big ice cream.
How does that go with the sentence before?
It didn't go with the sentence before.Oh, fine.Restart.
Wait.Also, can we talk about Harper's mic?Y'all hear that?Yeah, this thing needs to be oiled up.Oh.Oh my gosh. Dude, that like is our set.Our set is so, everything is just bad and not put together.There's hair in this crack.And it's not ours.
All right, Matt, restart the thing.Okay.Harper.Is.
Were you not paying attention?What?We're playing the game. Okay, ready?
What the?What?Bro just left our planet for a minute and came back.
I'm glad you're back on Earth now.What are you talking about?
All right, go Mal.Did someone turn you off?You were just like, powering down.Wally.Okay, Kate.Go.Is.A. Super.
Huh?Amazing.It was a comma.See?Amazing.It made sense.Oh my gosh.It made sense.Super fantastic, big, amazing.Watch me and Mav do it.
Ready?No, restart the one about me.
Yeah, us three can do it fine.I like the one about me.Okay, Harper.Pinkadge is out of the game.Harper.No. Oh, wait, okay, go.Harper is a big loser and I can't wait to let Anne.What?Oh, man, just put a conjunction in.Oh my goodness.
Wow.Are you stupid?Are you dumb?Are Maverick and Harper the only ones that can do it?
No, me, I can do it.No, you two can do it.We pile us out.We start with everyone, but everyone just, no, be good.We're done, we're moving on.
No, I think we can make one good sentence.It smells like gasoline.
We just gotta stop with the and I big.No big.Okay.Okay.Yeah, Mav just wants to call someone fat.No.He's trying to get that out there.Listen, just things that come to your mind, you gotta spit them out quick.You don't have time.
Cash is a really dumb, cute person.And he once told me that I wanted to Hurt.A. Bear.Ow.
That's what the bear said.
That's not how the bear POV all of a sudden.
Why did she sound like she was in pain when she said it too?She was like, to hurt a bear.
Ow.It's not like physical pain, mental pain.Like, ow.Oh, you say owl?Owled.Yep, that's what I said.
Why did he start flapping his wings?There goes Owl.
Because, okay, you obviously haven't, she doesn't know, she's too young.
I think she, I don't know if she was like.
It was like 2013, what year were you born?
Oh yeah.Yeah, see?It's the fox.What does the fox say?
Okay, that's enough, that's enough, I can't do that.
I remember in preschool.I wouldn't want to get copyrighted because we sing it too good.
I did kind of sound exactly like the guy.
Yeah, annoying? We should make a song like that just completely no no we should we should drop it on the podcast channel Rockaway we wrote well actually maverick wrote Rockaway in about eight minutes eight minutes And then we shot
And if you guys haven't seen Rockaway, just type in Rockaway official music video lol podcast.That's how many views is that?It's a pretty banger song.
Yeah, and it took like maybe 15 minutes to put together completely with everything we did.
Music video, songwriting, producing, everything.It was not very thought out.Some might say we're musical geniuses.
Oh my gosh, should we perform Rockaway like live?Yeah. Wait, we need to add on.I don't know.
Oh my gosh, it doesn't.That's kind of sad.Rockaway official music video, part two.Guys, what are we doing at the live show?Because after this, we've done the live show.
Oh, the live show.I hope it was fun.Oh, it was definitely fun.Because we had the craziest stuff planned.This live show is going to be bigger and better than any live show production you've ever seen.Now the live show already happened.
Yeah, it was really cool.
Wait, but tell me what's going to happen step by step.Like Harper Zillmer crowd surfing. Yes.I've always dreamed of that.
No, no, no.Little kids.10-year-old kids.My cash.Zip-lining across the audience.Well, I don't know about that.I know.With a flamethrower.In the splits.No, shh.In the splits.I like that.I like one zip-line on my left foot and one zip-line on this foot.
Oh, yeah.I'll be in the splits with a flamethrower flying through the air.
Bro, I will so get that set up for you if you want to.
And I will literally be like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No, that's like, that would be like people being hospitalized.
Yo, but tell me now, that would be the craziest turn and twist of the show.I did a split zip line.Through the venue.Yeah.
Hopefully the live show is fun.And if you missed it.
Hopefully, dog, the stuff that me and Cash have came up with to happen at this live show is literally, like, I genuinely don't know how we came up with these ideas.Literally?I literally don't.
Wait, can you all tell me?
No, we can't give them away. Harper you already know it the show already happened.
The live show already happened, so tell me Like what if something happens in this episode gets bumped to before the live show that's good.
So yeah, we probably shouldn't say anything Oh wait, this episode is getting bumped Yes, it is getting bumped.This is why we don't talk about it.The live show has not happened.
But unfortunately, guys, the live show is already sold out.So you can't get your tickets.But don't worry, we're going to be planning more shows and a lot more stuff in the future.
OK, or that.But we're going to be planning a lot of other stuff.
Tell us what city you want us to come to, and maybe Cash will zip line in.
Maybe if your city gets the most likes on its comment, maybe we'll come to it.Actually, we made a poll.The link is in the description if you want to go vote on what city we should come to.So whatever cities get the most votes, we'll probably come to.
But you can only vote once.But the link is in the description.
of this video yeah because like what if someone in like london idaho voted 600 times no it's it's set where you can only vote once that's what i said it was only once oh okay is there options for them to choose from or they can type in just type in their city oh my gosh no no no it's it's options oh so if you live in a small town yeah if your option is not on there i'm sorry pick the closest option to you if your option's not on there we ain't coming wait what's the song called again rockaway rockaway you don't even know the name of your own song what the
It's not mine.You have a solo.I'm just a small bee.
Matt, do you have the remixed version?Can we play that?Or is it copyrighted?It's not copyrighted.I have all the rights to it.But that's not the final take.We have another guy that's making the track for us.The track's gonna be even better.
Oh, yeah.We're thinking about remaking Rockaway into an actual song.
Well, if we do, we actually do need to give Kenzie some lines.Yes.
Yeah.But I mean, it's still in the thought process and everything.We'll see if anything happens.Me and Cash don't have any lines.We're just group singers.And that's fine.Let me just play the drums.
Let's keep it that way.Not kidding.All right.Harper, stop picking at your skin.I'm just itching my skin.
Harper looks like the bear that goes, ow, got her.
Guys, uh, guess what?What?Today, I told my mom that I got sprayed by a fart spray today at school.Wait, did you actually?Yeah, my mom read it.My mom read it as, Mom, I just sprayed a fart everywhere.I need to get picked up.
so she came and picked me up so she came and picked me up and said honey why is it in your hair why are you smelling your hair mom somebody fart sprayed me yeah where's the farts oh somebody fart sprayed you yeah somebody hit you with a fart so does she think you somebody sprayed me everywhere with fart spray that's that's hilarious did the school get shut down i mean that stuff's definitely it was
Disgusting.Wait, did she think that you pooped your pants?Yes.And my mom thought- Has that happened before?
Yes.Oh no.Sounds like you've been picked up for that before.
So my mom, she's used to that happening.So she usually just comes straight to the school.But this time she was a little late because she had to tell my sister about it.And my sister was sick, running a fever.
So Reese was also having the Hershey squirts while I was at school.
That's a funny name for it.
I'm not even going to count.That is pretty funny.
Why are you putting your sister on blast?Your sister loves you so much, I bet.
I've never heard that.I bet she just loves you.
That is such a good name.I wish you wouldn't have said that, because now Cash is going to be walking around saying that.
Hey, but it's OK, because I relate to you, because that happens to me at the gym.Sometimes you got to bring extra pairs of pants.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe he pooped his pants at the gym.
Yeah?Wait, if you're dead lifting as much weight as I am, you might would too.
Wait, did that happen today?
It happens every day.Oh, today.I thought you were talking about cash.Yeah, that happened today.I literally texted my mom.I have the text.I'll send a screenshot.
That's hilarious.Listen, I had something.
I had something crazy happen today, too.Look, look.I'm telepathic, I found out.What are you doing?
No, wait, guys, listen to the text.Listen to the text.I need you to come get me.
Are you OK?Why did you?You know, like, you just everyone saw you.You could have just walked off.The crawl did not do anything.
I just didn't want to block the camera.
He was going to act like he was worth something.
What?I didn't want to block y'all's camera.I didn't feel like the camera could see me.So I moved it.I don't think he did.
Listen to the text.I said, I need you to come get me, then bring me right back.I just got a fart spray everywhere, and I stink.
OK, I could see how she would misinterpret that.
And I forgot my cheer color shirt.My mom said, oh gosh, with two X's on my shirt. Okay, I'll head up there and call the office.She calls the office and said that I had the bathroom problem.
You walk out in the office, you're like, it's stank in there.That is horrible.Smell my hair.It's bad.It's literally in my hair.
I was wondering why the office lady was looking at me like this.She was like, have a good one.
I was like, hi.If anybody ever says I have a bathroom problem, that's just like, what?Can you imagine? we got a bathroom problem.She was like, do you need extra clothes?You're like, no, I'm fine.
No, oh my gosh, why did you?I mean, I know that's exactly what happened was there was farts sprayed everywhere.But she just took it completely wrong.
In the text I said, farts sprayed everywhere and now I stink.And so my mom came straight to the school and said, yeah, Miss Mary, Harper, she had a restroom problem, so we're gonna have to pick her up.It was so embarrassing.No.It was terrible.
That's better at least.Yeah.
Her mom said she didn't say bathroom problem, she said girl problem.I bet she interpreted it as bathroom problem.
She probably thinks that I can't hold my pants.
No.Oh wait, that's not right.When someone says girl problem, you don't think they pooped their pants, because that's not just for girls, as we know.Yeah.
oh can we move on uh yeah yeah but that was a funny segment i had something crazy happen today no you didn't i did no i did i was taking credit for kinsey's story yeah this is all me i was the irresponsible one so it happened to me i want to know what happened okay so i had approximately 40 minutes to get back and maverick said don't be late i don't care what you do don't be late i wasn't late just so you know but
I go to Bath and Body Works, I'm quick with it too, in and out, five minutes, okay?I went in, picked my seat, and got right back out of there.And I look down at my phone, and I only have 2% left on my phone.
And I'm driving the dumb Tesla, I like the Tesla, but the dumb Tesla does not open unless your phone is turned on.
And I didn't have the key card, so I was sprinting through the mall, and I was sprinting through the parking lot, about to knock over some old people, and I get to the car door, and I open it, and I was like, okay, I just gotta put it in drive, because once your phone dies, I was done-zo.
and my phone died and i was done so and i was like nobody worry there is a charger i plugged it in the charging cord is broken from sitting in the heat in the car so my phone was dead so i'm just sitting there and so i put it on that little thing that's supposed to charge your phone like the whatever that thing is called it does not charge i'm sitting there for 20 minutes
Oh my gosh, I did not know that part.I didn't know that either.Wait, I said you finish the rest of the story because this is when you come out.Okay, okay.
So, we're sitting here and I'm like, all those guys are sitting up here and we have all the cameras set up and we're like, okay, where is Kenzie?Like, Kenzie should have been here by now.
So, I look at her location and it says like 10 minutes ago and I'm like, 10 minutes ago?That means her phone is probably dead.So, I call her, her phone doesn't come on and I'm like,
Okay, her phone is definitely dead, which is not good, because she took the Tesla.
So I get on the Tesla app, and I unlock the car and start it.And then I see the car go into reverse and start backing up.I thought it was gone.I was like, wow!
I was like, I guess I'll start it because she might be stuck and it's like car driving Yeah, oh yeah her phone charging she called she said you want any food Didn't have it.She's like.Hey.Do you want any food, and I'm like were you stuck?Oh?
What's going on?She said, how'd you know?She said, I thought I was gone.
It was crazy.It just started going.I was like, oh, OK.That wasn't cool.
I don't know why it took so long for my phone to turn on on the charger, either.
It is a very unfortunate thing, though.It's like, if you have a Tesla, you start it with your phone.But if your phone's dead, now you're stranded, and you don't have a phone.
Well, that's why you're supposed to low-key always carry a key card.
Yeah, but nobody does that.It's like carrying a regular key.What do you mean?What?
You have a key, but it doesn't go.
Everybody else carries keys for their phone.That's like saying, or you can carry an Apple Watch, and you can have it on there.That's like saying carry cash instead of a credit card.Nobody does that.
No, but like, cash? I'm exposing him.Cash does not believe in wallets.Every single credit card, driver's license, everything is in the back of his phone case.
Wow, thanks for putting that on blast.So if anyone ever sees my phone laying around, they have all my information.Yeah, she's welcome.
Well, I'm trying to encourage him to not do that.But you will never have that problem, because you have a key card in the back of your phone.I will never have that problem, because I carry a key card with me everywhere I go.
Yeah, Matt and Kenzie do, because they're horrible at leaving credit cards, and IDs, and passports, and just everything.That's crazy coming from you.
Cash has never forgotten.
What does that mean?You're literally the only person here that's ever missed a flight.No.
That has nothing to do with it.
That is not even true.You've missed a flight.I may have.The only time I missed a flight was when I was asleep at the terminal, OK?I was there.That's all that matters.I was at the flight way early.
Were you asleep too?No, I wasn't with him.
No, but I got to the terminal like four hours early.I was like, OK, I'm going to take a nap.Then I woke up and the plane's gone.That's not my fault.
No, that's kind of crazy.How do you like? Like, did you just expect yourself to wake up?
I don't know.It was four hours, so I would think so.
You should have set an alarm.Maybe that would be the smart thing to do.
Well, that's stupid.What a stupid person would do.
But Maverick, he's missed multiple flights just because he's like, oh, I only need to get there 10 minutes before the plane leaves.Hey, I'm sitting on the flight one time, and I'm like, The door's closed, and I'm like, well, Matt's not making it.
I did not think that happened.Yes, remember, I took a picture of the seat next to me, and I drew a stick figure, and I said, look, you're here.Yes, and that's the one that you got rerouted in the air.No.Yes, that was that one.
No, no, no, that's a different one, because this one was with Pape and Chase, and we took a stick figure picture, and we painted you onto the plane.Did you?Yeah, the other one that I got rerouted in the air, that one was great.
That may be the one you fell asleep.
I think that was the one you fell asleep.Oh.I don't know.But the one I got rerouted in the air, I'm supposed to land in Dallas.I'm flying from LA to Dallas.You really shouldn't sleep around planes.This is not safe for you.And I'm asleep on the plane.
And then we land, and they're like, welcome to Houston.I'm like, OK, hold on.This is not what I got on.
I was the real victim in that story, though.
Cash had been telling me for weeks, I'm coming to Dallas.I'm going to be there on this day, blah, blah, blah, blah.My flight lands at like 10 PM.I'm going to drive straight to your house and come see you.
We weren't dating yet, so he's going to sneak into my house and come see me.Sorry, Mom and Dad.What the?So anyways, I'm up.10 PM rolls around.I'm like, hey. Where you at doesn't answer.It's like midnight.I'm like fighting sleep.
I'm like he stood me up And I'm like distraught because he hasn't texted me and he's like hey, I'm in Houston.I'm like Houston What if I did that my mom would shoot me?
You flew a guy in and he just like snuck him in
Oh, yeah, I mean don't do it.I shouldn't have.
Well, I didn't sneak in.I was in Houston.
Yeah, you didn't make it that night.
But I wake up in Houston and I was like, hey, excuse me, I'm supposed to be in Dallas.I'm not supposed to be here.
They were like, yeah, there was- Wait, what'd they say? They were like, there is a storm in Dallas.And I was like, oh, OK, well, when can we go to Dallas?And they're like, oh, we don't know.And it's like 1 AM at this point.
They're like, everybody, we're just going to unboard the plane.Everybody's going to go in the terminal.And just wait.And we're like, OK.
okay so we all go to the terminal and we're just sitting there and it's been like two and a half hours in the terminal it's like 3 30 a.m at this point and finally they come over the announcement no one the whole airport's like closed like no one's there the lights were off they turned the lights off in this one section for us how old were you like 16 and
They finally come up, and somebody gets a little intercom at the terminal, and they're like, hey, so we got some good news.We're going to get you guys to Dallas.Wait, and you flew alone?Stop getting ideas.
I can see it.She's like, you were 16, huh?And you flew alone?
Well, this is why you don't fly alone at 16.
He was also a guy, which does make a difference.
no yes it does i'm more of a guy than a girl no you're not and they were like we got good news we're gonna get you guys to dallas it's 3 30 a.m we got two buses on the way buses yeah and they were like we're gonna bus y'all off to dallas everyone was like
Bah!No!We're not getting on a bus.We wait for an airplane.And then they were like, well, in our agreement, when you buy your ticket, we can also put you on a bus.And we're like, what?
Somehow you can buy an airplane ticket, and they can bus you there, and that's the same.And I was like, well, what if I don't want to take the bus?Because it's 3.30 AM, and the bus rides like six hours or whatever.
And they were like, well, then you're just denying the transportation, and you'll have to buy a new flight. Yeah.And I was like, no way.But luckily I had a friend that lived in Houston, so I went to go stay with him.
And I got a new flight in the morning.Which you had to pay for.Which I had to pay for.
Yeah.It's crazy.But you know what?
That still didn't make me as mad as- I think it was American, not Spirit.No, that was Spirit.Was it?Yeah, it was August.But you know what didn't make me as mad as that? Oh, the other day.I'm sorry.I kid you not.Cash never gets mad at anywhere we go.
Bad things happen and me and Cash are always like, eh, it's okay.We just move on with life.I'm telling you, I never get mad at customer service people or anything like that.
And actually, I normally laugh at the people that are up there yelling at them. And this time, I've always been like, how are you going to get caught in 4K on a TikTok video yelling at the American Airlines employees?I almost did.
Because I go up to the counter.My flight leaves in an hour.An hour.And fun fact, it got delayed.So it doesn't leave for like an hour and a half or two hours.And I'm like, OK, here for my flight. I'd like to check in.
They said, oh, unfortunately, you can't check in.I was like, why can I not check in?They said, because it's like 45 minutes till the flight leaves, and you have to check in within an hour before.So yeah, we resold your seat.I was like, what?
You sold my seat that I paid for?And they said, yeah.Harper's out.She's up.She's up.She's awake.She's good.
Yeah, we resold the seat because you didn't check in within an hour.I said, but the plane's delayed.The plane doesn't leave for like almost another hour and a half. And I'm here on the line for security.
And I'm still here an hour and a half, or an hour early.Yeah, and I'm like, the line for security's not long, and my plane's back there.I'm here 55 minutes before my plane takes off.
And they were like, yeah, unfortunately, I mean, we gave up your seat, so you can't come.And they wouldn't refund it.And I was like, well, since you sold my seat twice, can I get a refund?No.
That time, I was like, there's no way.I bought a seat.You sold it again and won't give me my money back.And I'm here in time for the plane.Frontier Airlines sucks. You weren't even there.
No, but I experienced the summiness.And I'll be honest, I'm not even sure it was Frontier.
It was Frontier because it got us again the next week, Maverick.
They got you again.My ears are ringing.
It got us twice.How?In two weeks.How?
Because Cash booked a Frontier flight, and they sell his ticket because he showed up an hour before the flight, and that's not enough time, and Frontier Airlines sighs.Twice this happened to Cash?Yes.This happened almost again, OK?
No.Almost again?No, no, no.I'm very confused, Katie.
Listen.What if Frontier Airlines gave you a million dollars right now to not talk bad about them?
Then I would take that instantly.Frontier is the best airline in the entire world.
And then they saw this. No, listen, after Cash, so they don't make their Frontier flights, they have to re-book it.
Yes, yes, we established that.How did this happen a second time?
Well, so then, about a week and a half later, Cash and I are flying somewhere, and he books us on Frontier Airlines, and we're like, oh.
I was like, OK.Yeah, because I'm going to take the cheapest flight everywhere.
I don't really care.Yeah, they did mess me up one time, but now I know the rules.
so no you didn't though it's like you won't give up this did not happen again anyway so then we booked the flight and i'm like okay well we're not gonna let that happen again so i check into our flight the night before now cash and i have tsa pre-check which is like the fancy pre-check thing i don't even know we don't like you get through security like way faster
I know what she's going to say now.
So we get to the airport, and Cash's mobile ticket has TSA pre-check on it.But mine, it didn't activate, so I'd have to go through normal security.
I know I entered both of our pre-check numbers.Yeah.But on the thing, it did not give her a pre-check.
Yeah.And so we were like, OK, we'll just go to the counter when we get to the airport and have them print me out an actual boarding pass with my pre-check on it so I can just go through pre-check and not normal security.And so we get there.
I feel like that would low-key take longer.
No, because you just walk up to the little kiosk, type in your name, and they give you a boarding ticket.OK.So we get there, and then they're like, oh, too late to check in for your flight, because it's the hour rule.
So then I'm like, OK, fine.We'll just wait in normal security.Now we're cutting it kind of close, because the security line's kind of long.So Cash is like, I don't know if we're going to make it.
OK, I'm going to speed this up.So I go to the TSA one, since I have that and she doesn't.And I take the bags to the TSA one.
She just went through normally I get to the thing and I'm like hey So they're boarding the plane now, and they're about to close it like you're gonna have to cut everyone in the line, so I'm Freaking out because I I don't want to be that person listen like I like don't want to make people mad I don't want confrontation so when I have to ask to cut the entire What's up?
Oh that you're on your phone?Oh?
Never mind when I asked to cut the entire security line to make my flight.I'm like shaking.I'm like oh Excuse me.I'm about to miss my flight.Can I go?Everyone's like super friendly.
I'm like, I'm missing my flight, excuse me.And I kind of just start shoving past people, because I got to do what I got to do.And this old man, it's an old man.I said, excuse me, I'm about to miss my flight.I got to get through.
And everyone's like, OK, whatever.Some people have annoyed looks.This man goes, huh? What'd you say?Stops me in my tracks.Does not let me keep walking.He said, what'd you say?I was like, my flight's boarding and I'm going to miss it.
Turn your hearing aid up.And he's like, what?
He's like, well it sounds like there's some poor planning on your part.No way.I was like. Yes, thank you.I was like, okay, great.So then Cash is like blowing my phone up, like, you better run, you better run.So I finally get through security.
You better run, you better run.
Wait, did you actually step behind him?He wouldn't let you pass?No, I shot past him.I had to.
Oh my gosh, I can see you being so mad, being like.Dude, like I saw the EMS pulling up afterwards, like trying to take care of him.But I get through security and Cash is like, you gotta sprint.Cause of course we're on the other end of the turnbuckle.
So I'm running, I got like three books and my Bible in my backpack.Like I'm going through it.Like my backpack's heavy.Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I don't feel good.I'm running.
Is it the Hershey's course?
No, I'm running.I got the Hershey's course.There's like this crazy packed gate, like hundreds of people.And I'm like, I don't feel good.Like, I stop.And of course, the closest trash can is the one where there's like hundreds of people right there.
Trash can.Do you need a fart?Or do you need a toot?
She just sat on that trash can.
I gag into this trash can and make this horrendous noise.Are you so serious?I'm so serious.
That was going to sound me right after that.
I know.I did.I'm like sobbing.I'm like crying in the air for all these people just watched me freaking gag in a trash can. And I'm like, and I keep running and I don't make eye contact with anybody.Did anything come out?
No, I was like dry heaving in the trash can.No, not dry heaving.
It was so, because we hadn't eaten, but I'm like so nauseous.
I literally.And I'm waiting at the terminal.Everyone's voted the plane.It's just me and like the check-in person.And I'm like, she'll be here any minute now.
It's like five minutes into the close boarding, and Kate comes, I see her running, and I'm like, oh, there she is.And I turn to the attendant to start talking to him again, and I turn around and Kate's gone.I was like, what?
She ran past me all the way to the corner.So I run, I was like, I'll be right back.I run, and I go, Kate, Kate!And she's like, ah!And she yells, and I'm like, I'm sorry.Sarcastic spells on you. And I was like, I ain't even gonna say anything.
And she's just like, I don't like you.
I don't like you.I'm stressed.And I was like, what?What happened?And she's like, well, it just really stressed me out having to cut everyone.
And dry heaving in front of everyone.Like, that was like, what are you doing?
Yeah, why did you do that?Because you do that a lot.
Because it's like, I'm about to throw up.
But in front of everybody, that's so bad.
It looks pretty dramatic.It does.She always goes, ugh, ugh.But that's exactly how I did.Nothing happens.She just goes, ugh.
Do you stick your tongue out when you throw up?
Ugh.Yeah, obviously.What do you do?I don't stick it out.Yeah, you go, ugh.Yeah, you go like, ugh. Yeah, see?That was a good elf face.
Or like... I don't know, I'm like... No, you smiled.Kate goes, I go... No, do it like how you actually do.
Like imagine you're about to throw up.
No, no.Kate can't do anything very good.No, just gag yourself like this.Watch.
No, no, no, no, don't do it.I don't want you to throw up now.Don't ever gag yourself.Watch.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Anyways.Maddie, throw up.
Thank you, Kenzie, for laughing.I can't watch you throw up.
It's like that kind, right?
I go like this.I go like.
Yeah, I do the same thing.Yeah.My shoulders come up.It's like.See, all of your tongues are in, though.
I like to sit.I'm like. No, I'm more turtle.Yeah, I would say, I go.
Wow, that's, anyways, moral of the story, Frontier Airlines is the reason I had freaking mental issues that day.Dude, and then she snapped me right after.
She said, I just threw up in a traffic.
I was like, bleh.Wait, is that going on y'all's cruise?Yes.Matt and I had some issues, too.But ours is at, like, 4 o'clock in the morning.
Wait, we did have issues?
Yeah, when we got there, we had to do, because we were going out of the country, we didn't realize we had a flight that's four.
Oh, yeah, we almost missed our flight.
No, no, no, we didn't miss our flight.We almost missed being able to put our bags on the flight.
Yeah, we almost missed checking our bags.We had to fill out some e-immigration form thing.
Bruh, that thing took us so long to fill out because it was like all in Spanish.
We literally had like 30 seconds to spare.We put our bags on the thing.He's like, lost bags.And we're like, OK.
Oh, here's a story I never told you guys about the Hershey squirts.
Kash.There's a reason you didn't tell us.It's not that bad.It's not that bad.
It's not.I mean, it's not.
You started it with that.
If you ever want to fray your fringes, then you can just do this.Burn them off?No, just.Oh, yeah, I guess that's called fringing, but. You can just do this if you want.
I got you.OK.What are you doing?
Cash, what are you doing?Why do you have a lighter?No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Hold on, Cash, Cash, Cash, Cash.
You have to cut it, Cash, so it's small.And then you burn it.You can't.That's going to catch on fire.Cash, her mom doesn't want you doing that.No, she does.
It doesn't really work. Okay, but I got in the story about the airport, okay, well mine's about the airport, okay Is it about the Hershey squirts in the airport mine's about a robot at the airport, okay, we'll vote mine's about
That's what I thought, she didn't have a source.
Okay, so... Mine's really quick.Okay, fine.
Oh wait, mine's about throwing up food and I can do that.But like, I can keep it in my mouth.
No, you can't.No, no, no.Like, on command.
No, like, I won't, no, no.If I have food in my mouth, I can swallow it.
and then i can like hold it in my in my throat and then i can like and then put it back up and oh what are you talking about that's really good let me show you that's really cool all the acid coming back up i really want to show y'all no it's okay okay a skittle right now yeah stop okay
No, you have to chew up a Skittle.
No, don't swallow the Skittle whole.
Why are we doing like actual gross things?
She wanted to do it.This is safe, right?This is okay?
Those are like, those are gummy.They could get stuck in her throat.
How often do you actually do this?
I do this all the time, ready?
So, hi.Um, I'm not gonna smack him.What are you doing?
No, no.What the? Is that why you smack all the time?
I've seen comments, you know.
I feel like we're watching a magic trick, man.This is pretty cool.You know when David Blaine like swallows the goldfish and- Wait, stop eating, honey.
Okay, it's gone.It's gone.
Oh, it's like stuck in your throat.
Okay, I can still talk though.
There's no way it comes back I Swims right up I know I know what you're talking about try it.I think I'm my goodness.
There's no way you literally like mama bird feed catch Throw up actually I can't I actually have to cuz I can't eat this remember Okay, I can actually eat it.
We're ready and she ate it.Let's see your mouth.
She just ate it Okay, okay.
Did it come back?Yeah!What is wrong with y'all?
Wait, how are y'all doing it?You see it?Yeah, I see it.
Your tongue is just a... I didn't know.
Here we go.How did you figure this out?Were you like, man, I wish I could eat that again?
No.In third grade, I had a really bad problem with swallowing my food.
Oh, and it's carried over to 10 years later?
Yes.And I remember I was about to start reading in Ms.Doss's class, and then I had to swallow my goldfish, but I couldn't swallow it, and it was stuck in my throat.So I just stood there, and I forgot how to swallow.OK, here we go.
Okay, this is actually gross.
I don't know why I did that.
Let's see it.Okay.Ew.Why do I feel like I can smell his breath from here?
I think he just swallowed it.
Why is he concentrating so hard?
Bro looks like he got the Hershey's parts.
I think he needs a new one.
Oh, it's gone.It's not going back, is it?Yeah, it's not going back.
Actually can you do that?
It's gonna like get clogged.Your nose is gonna be stuffed.Guys, we should, we should like, um, suck water up our nose and then try to spit it out of our mouths.
Alright, here we go.If we see it, if we know it, if we believe it's there.Okay.Okay.
Now it's gonna go through my nose.
Man, this is disgusting.This bullface.Did y'all hear him snorting?I need to focus.OK, here we go.
He's like hunched over too.He's like doing it like this.Shut up.Stop making me laugh.Stop it.
You do look like the pig from like the Lion King doing it.
All right, ready?Suck it up your nose, then get out of your breath.That's what I'm trying here.
He's the warthog.Dude, his posture is insane trying to do this.
Oh, it's just so disturbing.He looks like those people who sleep with their eyes open.
Gross, stop.It's gross.It's done.You're done.You're done. We're taking his mic away so y'all don't have to hear that.Look how red he's turning.He looks like he's trying to go to the bathroom.
He looks like possessed.This has been going on for a minute.
Y'all won't believe me but it's midway through.I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.Get a tissue at least.I'm gonna throw up.
No, that rejected my mouth.I'm going to learn that trick, and soon, she and I will be here.Wait, can we do that?Can we do that?I'm going to walk downstairs.She's going to be practicing.
OK, moving on.Let's do how many Swedish fish you can fit in your mouth.
No, wait, there's no more time.There's no more time.
OK, well, while Cash tries.
Maybe if you lay upside down.
He saw it breathing for a minute.What is happening?Breathing in really hard.
This is so. I thought for sure he was gagging.
Yeah, okay, we can move on.Did you throw up in your mouth a little?I mean, I can taste the throw up, yeah.
Why do you do gross things?Okay, so I don't even remember.Oh, yeah, my story.
You said that 30 minutes ago.
I had to use the bathroom very bad in the airport.And I went to like two or three bathrooms closed closed closed. and now it's bad.And then I find a bathroom.And I'm not even capping.No, there's one stall and it's locked from the inside.
You have to have like a little like key card or something to get into a stall.Like I'm in the bathroom, but to get into the stall, you have to have a key card.And at the bottom of the stall, it's like this big of a gap.
Yes, it was like this big of a gap.And it was coming out of my butt.And I was like, I gotta do it.And I get on the floor like this.
Okay, okay.This did not happen.Yes, it did.
No, it did not.No, I promise you.You've never told me about this.I don't know why.I forgot.It was sometime I was traveling by myself, too.And I mean, that's the end of the story.I used the bathroom and that was it.Wait, what happened? Did you listen?
I did.But I didn't look at you.
But yeah, I mean, I told you it was a quick story.Well, our story is pretty quick.We're running late.Well, we're actually not running late.We're in the, like, we have a layover in Florida, in Miami.
And we're like, OK, guess we'll go get some food and stuff.And we keep seeing these people go by on these wheelchairs.We're like, where are these?What is going on?And these wheelchairs make noises.
You know when an elevator hits the floor and it's like ding?
That's what these wheelchairs are doing.
It's like a calm ding.And they keep making it and it sounds like a little alarm going off.And these wheelchairs keep passing us.And they just go ding.It's like elevator music.
And then all of a sudden we see these wheelchairs while we're eating we see them coming back by us.But this time there's nobody in there. They're just driving, going ding, ding, ding, all the way back to TSA.It's a Tesla wheelchair?
It's a Tesla wheelchair.It's an autopilot wheelchair.
Yeah, and they just get in.
No, think of it.You're an old person.You can't read.You can't even find your terminal.They put you in the chair.They go, terminal E, gate E15.And it just takes you all the way to your gate.You get out, and then the chair just leaps you and goes away.
That's crazy.That is crazy.And I jumped in front of them, and the chair would be like, And then it'd start trying to navigate around.It'd like beep at you and then it'd start trying to go around.I was like, that is crazy.Autopilot wheelchairs.
Wait, we also saw the food thing.
Oh, it was like a, like a, I don't know what you call that.It's like a food robot that just drives around with food on it.
And you can take the food off and pay for it.
Olicart?That is not what Olicart means.
Is that what you're thinking of?
All a cart.That's what it is.No.Yes.It's when they go around with the carts and you order food.
All a cart's like on a menu, hun.
No.All a cart.All on the cart.Maybe that's what it stands for.
Me?What are you doing touching your nose?My nose, it has skin coming off of it.
But we saw that on the way back from our honeymoon.Our honeymoon, by the way.You guys may not know this.Kate's been dying for me to tell her.
we when you got honeymoon drama oh honeymoon drama yeah this guy his name was enrique or something i don't know what his name was he i can't even remember his what was his name et he told us to call him et he was cool okay and he trained us how to scuba dive right oh he was et oh yeah tell me what happened about the scuba so he trains us to scuba dive and we're like okay this is fine and i had been before once before but it's years ago and so
he like makes you take your goggles off underwater and put them back on and like teaches you how to get the water out and we'd go through the whole little class and the next day we show up to the beach.
Wait, wait, you forgot a main part.
There's these little buttons on your vest that like inflate and deflate so you like sink and rise in the water and he specifically said do not touch these buttons.Oh yeah.Whatever you do, never touch them.
Do not touch these two buttons which are right on my chest. I'm like, okay.So the next day, we go and we see this other guy who's actually gonna take us scuba diving.And this guy was not very nice.
I showed up, I don't know, I was just at an all-inclusive resort.I kinda thought my bag would be ready for me on the boat.He's like, okay, here's your bag, walk.We had to walk all the way down this beach carrying all of our gear and get on the boat.
That's just you being bougie, my friend.Maybe a little bit of me being bougie.
Yeah, that was a crazy statement.
That was, like, so privileged.
I was expecting to have a backhandler.
And that was not a backhandler.
I had a backhandler.I paid a lot of money.I paid a lot of money.
All these people in these countries that are serving me, waiting in the sun, serving me hand and foot.
And my bag wasn't on the boat.
No, that is not what I said.Ridiculous.It's like a hundred pound thing.I was just like, okay.Anyways, we get on the boat and this guy, you know, he's, he's all right, but he is not very helpful.And we're like, okay.And he's like, okay, we're here.
We jump now.And we're like, okay, we jump now. And where he had his jump, I kid you not, there's no seaweed in the whole ocean.He parks the boat in the only spot of seaweed.
That is true.I forgot about that.
And he's like this thick of seaweed where he parks the boat.
No, I don't know if I could.
He's like, OK, now jump.And I'm like, into the red lava looking stuff?He's like, no.
and so the girls jump first and then i jump wait you're missing another part so i thought that they were gonna be like 20 30 people on this boat that are going on this excursion but it is literally me maverick and another girl who doesn't speak english on a big boat it's supposed to have more people but no one has booked yeah huge huge boat just four of us one of them's an instructor okay anyways continue so us four jump into the water we swim to the front of the boat and he's like okay now we're gonna go down
And actually, no, he doesn't say we're gonna go down, okay?He doesn't say that at all.He just goes and pulls this string on the back of my vest.I'm like sitting there, and he pulls it, and a bunch of bubbles start coming out, and I'm like, uh-oh.
I start sinking and I look at Kenzie and he pulls her thing and her bubbles start coming out of her and she's like, uh-oh.We both start sinking really fast, which is not what you're supposed to do in scuba diving.
Because you'll like bust a lung or an eardrum.Oh my gosh.Because the air pressure, water pressure.So you have to like slowly go down deep and we're just sinking and I'm like, I don't know much about scuba diving.Dude, I would have just been singing.
My lungs gonna explode And so we're sinking down, and I'm like, this isn't good.
That's because if you vape too much, like the vape juice, a girl had too much vape juice.
That's what I heard.Her lung just, poof.
Yeah, don't vape, kids.Don't vape.
Don't vape, or your lungs explode.
So we're sinking to the bottom of the ocean, and the instructor, at this point, we're like three feet underwater.We're just sinking.And I'm like, uh-oh.And I look at the instructor, and he's not coming with us. And I'm like, well, well, well.
Did you not see that girl freaking out?
Yeah, because right as he pulls us to sink us, the other chick that's with us starts freaking out.I'm freaking out too.They attach some weights to my head.
She's like, you just suck both of them.Don't touch me.Don't touch me.
Imagine you don't speak English.They strap weights to you in a vest that has air in it.And they pop your vest.And you start sinking.And you don't speak the language.No, you watch the other two people sink.That's what I'm saying. She was freaking out.
So then we're like, okay, I guess they're not coming with us.
So me and Kinsey are sinking to the bottom and at this point we're 45 feet under the water and Kinsey was told not to look up.So she's not looking up at all. We're standing on the ocean floor at this point, in the sand.No.
Yes, we're touching the ground.
We're standing on the ocean floor, in between these two reefs that are huge.We're standing on the sand.
And I kid you not, we're standing there, and I'm kind of looking around, and she's just... Can't see the boat and we're way out the middle of the ocean.I'm like, oh yeah, this is how we die.I'm telling you that is a country roads moment.
Like little objects in a fish tank.
So I'm like, okay, well, I don't know what to do.So I look at her vest and my vest and I go, well, they told us not to press that button, but I want to press it.So I press it.So I start flipping out.She's like, don't touch my button!
Don't touch my button!I'm like, come here!You mean she's like this?Yeah!
I know the fear you felt, because I felt that many times before.
So I grab her butt and I'm like, and her vest starts to inflate.And I'm like, that was good.Maybe I'll do mine now, because hers looks OK.Yeah, you can do mine first.So I press my button, and we start floating back up.
And then we get to the top, and we pop our heads out the water.And he's like, almost swam back over to us after taking the girl to the boat.He's like, she decided she didn't want to come.
Yeah, you just left us on the ocean floor.What?What?And so he's like, we go down now.And I'm like, oh.He pulls the thing.Yeah.And he pulls it again.We're like, what?
But seriously, we almost died.
That is, like, terrifying.Talk about lost at sea, under the sea.Like, under the sea.
We're going to take on the ocean floor.Wait, guys, look.No!
If it comes to your nose, I'll give you $5.
That's not even enough for a Starbucks drink.
Well, I did feel bad though for the people that took care of us that week.I'm not gonna lie.This one dude, we, the hotel, like, knew who we were, so they gave us, like, a cabana.Matt, hold on.It came out of her nose!
Oh my goodness, it just came out of her nose!She did it!She shoved it up her nose, though.Oh, yeah, she did, yeah.Because I'm not stupid, Harper.
That's what I was doing!I believed you!Dang it.
That's what I was doing, touching my nose.You're like, I did not want her to think that I was like picking my nose, because I kept seeing her side of the hand.
I thought we were trying to shove something up her nose without thinking she's picking her nose.She's like.Anyways.But yeah, when we were there, they gave us like a cabana, which is just like a tent, like lounge thing.
And they're like, hey, you guys can have this from like 10 a.m.or 9 a.m.I think it was 9 a.m.to like 5 p.m.Like, okay. We didn't know like we had to get there at 9 a.m.
The servers are so we wait till like one o'clock to go to our little tent thing and there's a guy Yeah, it's like a it's not a little umbrella.It's like two floors.
Yeah, it was like a little wood like a little treehouse hut thing and we're like, okay Harper stop picking so we get there and We're it's one o'clock So we were supposed to get there like five hours ago or something and this guy is standing there sweating just in the Sun and he's just like
You're late.He said, where have you been, my friends?I've been here since 9 AM.Where have you been?Oh, my God.
We got there at like 1.30 or 2 o'clock.Oh, my God.
Yeah.He was literally just sitting there in the sun, like not sitting.They're not allowed to sit.So he was just standing there waiting for us for hours.Standing?Yes.
In the sun.That is so sad.For like four hours.Yes, with like his little thing holding the drinks and the thing.And we show up, and he's just standing there.And I'm like. I feel real bad right now.I've been expecting you.And then it gets worse.
So we sit there and we go up to like this little top deck thing that we have and we're just hanging out and about two o'clock comes around.This is not fair.He's like, what would you like for lunch?And we're like, oh, okay.So we order food.
He brings the food and we're sitting there and he goes, would you like to eat up there or down here?And Kinsey looks at this man who just offered us that. offers to let us eat upstairs or downstairs of our little cabana thing.
And she says, I'd like to eat in the shade.He goes, okay.And he sets the food down, picks up, we have our whole table set up with like our table stuff on it and everything.
He takes it off, lifts up the table, carries it over to the shade, puts it down, puts our chairs there and everything, and Kizzy comes down.
Elsa, I thought he said, do you want to sit upstairs or downstairs in the shade?I said, oh, the shade is good.
and he proceeds to like look around like cautiously like oh no and he sets the tray down okay and this table is not just sitting on top of the sand it's like buried in the sand so nobody can take it and so he's like pulling it out of the sand and like he's already been sitting in the hot sun for three hours and he pulls it and he sets it in the shade and he puts our food all he's like here you go.
Did you give him a good tip?
Yeah, but it's still not worthy.I mean And what's even worse is the whole time we're sitting there just reading books and sipping on our drinks and things He's just standing about 20 feet behind us.
He just stands there waiting on us He just stands there looking at us Yeah until we're like
okay we did not snap we did not snap at him no no but we could have and he would have probably listened no that's so wrong to even like have someone standing there just waiting it was so like boozy but i was like i mean we weren't paying for it they gave it to us for free but i was like this is crazy
The hotel just gave it to us.
Yeah And we had a butler we had like our own personal butler.
Oh my gosh I was looking through your snap stories and everything in Mavericks and it was very fun.It was very fun Yeah, butler.Yeah.Yeah, his name was Alfredo.
Hey Alfredo.I am your personal private butler for the whole week He's texting me like every morning.Like is there anything I can do for you?We had a butler on our honeymoon
Oh, we just didn't use them?
Yeah, it's like, what do you use a butler for in your honeymoon?Yeah, I didn't know what to do.It's like, hi. I'll take a pina colada.I did like him because he got things done.Okay, that man got stuff done.I call room service.
I'm like, can I get a pina colada?They're like, no.I text him.I'm like, I kind of want some pina coladas.He's like, I'll make sure you get some.And then he has room service.Bring me a pina colada.
Was it all free?All the people?All inclusive.Like when you go to an all inclusive resort, you don't.
I've probably had like 50 virgin pina coladas all week.I'm not going to lie.
You got diabetes on your honeymoon, but I did not wake up at like 6 a.m.
Never.10.He was on his honeymoon.
We were out of bed at like 11, 10, 11.
That's crazy.We got up at 10.That's why when y'all said y'all got out of the boat at 8, I was like, oh.We left our room at 10.The only morning we got out of bed before 10 was the morning we went and saw the sunrise.And that was like 6.30.Yeah.
That's crazy.We went to bed early, too.I'm not going to lie.So your honeymoon? On a scale from 1 to 10, how good was it?Zero!We almost died.No, it was great!Literally, I kid you not.Worst honeymoon ever, and you almost died.
Kenzie's adding a point for almost dying.She's like, 11!
She's like, oh, we almost died.Yay, memories.It was a fun experience.
No, that honeymoon might have been the worst experience I think we could have ever had.
If we died, sure, but we didn't.
Yeah, we got lucky.We barely survived.OK, that's not, did you book the scuba diving through the resort?Or did you find your, oh.Yeah.So did you like maybe bring that up to the resort and say, hey, like this guy doesn't seem safe?
no we didn't tell him oh yeah this guy he just sent us and left us here's my key card also here's a tip great resort by the way you know truly though it was fine i would go back and do it with the exact same guy again yeah that's how i feel yeah uh no
But I would go back to the same reward.That place was fire.What?
About the guy?It was a good honeymoon.Oh, yeah, great honeymoon.Just not the part where we almost died.Oh, we also... Can you shoot him?We saw monkeys.
I know, I see monkeys in Costa Rica all the time.It's not special.
Tell us about the monkeys.Wait, no, no.What am I saying that's wrong?Can someone correct me?
I see monkeys in Costa Rica all the time.He's gonna fart in your face.
So.I said that part was great.No, that part was great.Just not the part where we almost died.I will stand by that.
The whole thing was great.
The honeymoon suite, phenomenal.
The scuba diving part, terrible.
We had our own hot tub right on the out, like it was our own personal hot tub with like this private patio area.Wait, y'all got the hot tub? Oh.Oh, in the heat?Y'all are trying to get it back.What?Y'all are trying to get this thing to the end.
The hot tub?It wasn't that hot?
At nighttime, it really wasn't that hot.
It felt like it was like 70 degrees.
Is that why you couldn't talk about it?
The scuba diving thing wasn't the hotels.It's just the hotels.Like, they're like in front of the hotel.
But the hotels doesn't own the scuba diving.
That's kind of crazy.Matt and Kenzie were getting in the hot tub, and the whole team on our cruise, the whole time on our cruise, every time we walked past the hot tub and saw people in it, we were like, what are those freaks doing?
Dude, there is, I'm not even kidding, I saw dolls.OK, but we had our own private hot tub with fresh water, by the way. It was empty when we got there.
I saw adults on our cruise in like 90 something degree weather in a hot tub that is in the sun.
It was disgusting.Like, I don't know why, like, how are you?And then this is the craziest thing.It's like 90 degrees in the sun and it's like all a hot tub full of hot people.
And they're like all sweaty and like they're sweating profusely into the water.No, they were not.They were sweaty people.And then on top of that, this lady's just drinking her hot Starbucks latte in the hot tub.
In the sun.Oh no, she's got a problem.That's a problem.It was gross.
we uh we got in the hot tub at night time underneath the roof and it was like 70 degrees i feel like yeah it was yeah it was still warm out but it wasn't like warm yeah it wasn't hot yeah but also while we were there this part was crazy i've always wanted to do this never got this experience in my life and it was so fun we got to like not just hold monkeys
But be attacked by monkeys.It is crazy.You can almost die by the little monkey people.If they decided to kill us, we could have died.I don't care what people say.Monkeys are practically humans.Those things walk around like people.Look at them.
They're little finger monkeys.
They're cute monkeys too.
They're called squirrel monkeys.If you have a squirrel monkey and you're coming to the live show, we can be friends.One of them was on your head.Wait, show her the little baby.There was a seven day old baby that was like...
Attached to its mom's back.Shut up.Yes, it was so cute.I wanna cry, I want one so bad.Oh my god.
Wait, did any of them like poop on y'all?
That's a seven day old baby.Oh, we should get a monkey for the episode, for an episode.Please!We should!Please!He'll climb on the tree and everything.
He'll climb... I'm gonna hire a guy with a monkey to come on to come be on for an episode Have you heard about that story that the girl's face got ripped off by a chimpanzee?
Yeah And what was his name again?
It was like Wilbert Okay, but also like people put a lot of trust in animals like hmm Like sometimes people do trust animals a little too much, because at the end of the day they are also animals.You want to know what's funny?
How are you going to be all shocked when a chimpanzee rips a person's face off?
Yeah, I've always said that.If you bull ride and you get helped by the bull, I don't feel sorry for you.You rode a bull.
I feel sorry for you, but also, what did you expect?
It's like when they pray before the NASCAR thing.They're like, keep these drivers safe as we built these cars that are supposed to drive at 500 miles an hour, three inches from each other. We pray for your protection, Lord.What?
It's a little contradicting.You know what's funny about the chimpanzee story?The girl, so her friend came over to babysit the chimpanzee and the friend got her face ripped off.The friend did?Yeah.
Okay, now if my friend has a chimpanzee in his house, I'm not babysitting it.
Just wait.Then a year later, the girl that had the chimpanzee that ripped her friend's face off got another chimpanzee. Oh, my gosh.No, her friend's still alive.
And like she probably still goes over there.I bet they are.I will forgive and forget.
Yeah.You forgive your friend.She heard her pet.
I can't forget anything.Maybe not forget.Every time you look in the mirror, you're like, oh, she can't look.She's like blind.It's terrible.Oh, my gosh.
Well, I'm glad you guys had fun on your honeymoon.
Meanwhile, they're just if I had to be honest, our honeymoon. Oh, no.What's he gonna say?
Oh, also, we got these shirts that say... You just cut me off.I know, because you were taking a while.What?Go ahead, spit it out.
I was gonna say our honeymoon was, uh... Great.
You had a lot of fun.You had a lot of fun on your honeymoon.Did you have fun on your honeymoon?I had a ton of fun.
Okay, we had these sweatshirts.
I bet he had fun on his honeymoon.
Are y'all done?Yeah, I saw monkeys.
I know that you think- And I went scuba diving.
You really?Yep.So your honeymoon was a lot of fun?Dude, have you ever held a monkey?You wouldn't know the kind of fun- No, I wanna hold a monkey so bad.
I wanna hold a monkey in Costa Rica.Me too.I tried to, but Kyle yelled at me.
Thank you.Geez, after all I've been blabbering on about nothing.
Wait, were you talking, Harper?Blabbering?
Yeah, I was talking.Oh, okay.
Can you guys stop talking?Remember like yesterday?
Do you guys not remember yesterday when I literally was like- Hey, Kenzie, go ahead.
were you in the room when we talked this is like between me and Kinsey now were you in the room when we talked about that yesterday no she wasn't in the room oh well oh when you're trying to say something and they just keep on yes and they were like i was like hey like one thing i would appreciate is like a lot of times i say stuff and like y'all talk over me and completely ignore me or like i try to say something and like you ignore me and ignore me and ignore me and like maybe just sometimes like taking what i say into like a little bit of consideration
yeah overall good time okay i'll talk to kate y'all just go ahead turn their mics off okay i know you think this is cringy but you need to get those mr and miss sweatshirts i promise you because we went to the airport and we cut through the line like four or five times workers just kept coming up to us and you know the little things that like pull off the pole and they're like
Not only just that, I'm talking, you get up to the security thing and you know how you have to like go through the thing and it's like, and it spins around you, but they have the other little thing that's just the metal detector.
You don't have to take everything off.They're like, y'all come through here.So if you want to take over an airplane, wear Mr. and Mrs. shirts.
No, but no, even when we were going to the Dominican, a completely different country, whenever you go into a new country, they're supposed to recheck your bags, even though they check them in the other country to make sure that you're not bringing anything crazy in.
They were just like, oh, you can just skip this line.And we were like, wow.OK.We skipped customs.Yes, this is insane.
All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
Harper, are you not having fun?
No, I wish I was in Costa Rica.In Costa Rica.
We'll see you guys next time.Bye.Bye.
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