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Welcome to The Daily Show.I'm Ronny Chieng.We got so much to talk about tonight.Trump takes out the trash, the election turns into a gender war, and we sent John Leguizamo undercover to talk to Latino voters.So let's get into Indecision 2024.
In America today was the environmental and public health disaster known as Halloween, where kids dress up in single-use costumes and eat 40 pounds of sugar because 500 years ago people were scared of the dark or something.
But it's not just kids dressing up in costumes, it's also grown men.
climbing aboard a garbage truck in Green Bay that had his campaign's logo on the side.
How do you like my garbage truck?This truck is in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden.
Former President Trump embraced his latest political set piece as he amped up his attacks on Democrats.
250 million people are not garbage.I could tell you who the real garbage is, but we won't say that.
Okay, so you dressed up as a garbage man because you say Biden called your supporters garbage, and you're saying they're not garbage, but you're taking out the garbage, which is someone else, but you won't tell us who it is.
And also, no one should call anyone garbage, but you just did because you're the garbage man.So, in other words, the perfect metaphor.
By the way, for anyone thinking of dressing up as Trump for Halloween, you gotta be really careful at this point, because it's getting kind of close to blackface.You know what I mean?But you know what?
It doesn't matter how weird you look, or how stupid your metaphor is, or how badly you f**ked it up, as long as you look great getting into that garbage truck.
Donald Trump actually climbing, I should say, stumbling into a garbage truck.
Nailed it.And to be fair, if Joe Biden did that, it would have broken every bone in his body.But look at how hard Trump is committing to the whole garbage thing.
I mean, if only Joe Biden had been like, all of Trump's supporters are always goggling their own piss.And he'd be like, is that what you think?I'll show you.
Now, I'm not a professional expert pundit, but I think it's very unlikely that this race will be decided by the war over garbage, because there's a much more important battle here.Boobs versus balls.
This presidential race could be a battle of the sexes.
This election cycle, the 30-point gender gap between men and women is stark, with NBC News polling showing women supporting Vice President Harris by a 14-point margin.
Paris wins because women crawl over broken glass to break the glass ceiling.Okay, so there was a glass on the floor before they broke the glass ceiling.
So then where did the broken glass come from if the ceiling is... Why is everyone in America so bad at metaphors? Look, I don't know why Trump does badly with women, okay?
I mean, yeah, sure, he shredded their reproductive rights or whatever, but he's only been accused of groping 26 of them.Sorry, what's that?There was a new one last week?Okay, 27. Oh, sorry, what was that?That was the new one yesterday?
Okay, well, look, I can understand why no one heard about it, okay?The media had a big garbage truck story to cover.But Trump isn't giving up.He made another pitch to women last night in a way that wasn't creepy at all.
My people told me about four weeks ago, I was saying, no, I want to protect the people.I want to protect the women of our country.I want to protect the women.Sir, please don't say that.Why?They said we think it's,
We think it's very inappropriate for you to say so, why?I said, well, I'm gonna do it whether the women like it or not.I'm gonna protect them.
You know, there's a name for when you take care of a woman who doesn't want you to take care of her.It's called kidnapping.And there is no situation where whether you like it or not is a good sales pitch.
Unlimited shrimp, whether you like it or not, would be a pass from me.So Trump's reaching out to women as successfully as he reached out to that garbage truck door.
Meanwhile, Kamala supporters are trying to win even more female voters with a stealth campaign to sway hesitant women in conservative areas.
Sticky notes reminding women that their vote is secret have been popping up in women's bathrooms all over the country, thanks to a viral grassroots campaign by Kamala Harris supporters.
It says nobody knows who you vote for, so vote for who you want or vote Harris for women's rights.How many of these have you made?We've made thousands.Thousands and thousands.I saw it online and all the women in my area, they're all doing it.
They're literally driving up to Wisconsin to the truck stops just to do this.
Damn, that is the most wholesome reason to visit a truck stop bathroom.Just imagine how disappointed you'd be seeing one of these coming out of a glory hole. But that's right.
Kamala's supporters think there are a lot of women who would vote for her if they knew their husbands or neighbors wouldn't find out.So they're going all the way into women's bathrooms to let them know.
And you may laugh at that, but polls consistently show that the most important voting block in Michigan is women on the road trips who have diarrhea.
I guess this is an interesting idea, but is there any place left that we can't be safe from political ads?I mean, a public bathroom is a sacred place where we're not Democrats or Republicans.
We're just Americans who are hoping a handicapped person doesn't need the handicapped store while I'm in there. I just don't know if this is gonna work.I've never seen anything in a bathroom that's changed my opinion.For a good time, call Megan.
Please wash your hands.I'm not doing any of that.But if you're a woman who doesn't go to the bathroom, and I know some women don't because I've never seen my wife take a shit, ever.
Harris supporters have put out TV ads reminding women with conservative husbands that their votes are a secret too.
Your turn, honey.In the one place in America where women still have a right to choose, you can vote any way you want.And no one will ever know.Did you make the right choice?
Remember, what happens in the booth stays in the booth.
Did that stay in the booth?I mean, I don't know if it could be more obvious that something was going on with those women.
I mean, if I was their husband, I'd be like, wait, okay, you guys are either voting for Kamala or you're having an affair, okay?Because there's a lot of electricity here and I'm scared, but I'm also turned on.
If all that extra long staring wasn't suspicious enough, there's another ad where the women are even more obvious.
Hell yeah.What about your wife?She doesn't like him, but she's voting for him.
Guys, you got to stop mouthing Kamala.It's supposed to be a, supposed to be a secret conspiracy.
It's like, well, voting for Kamala, right?I said, are we voting for Kamala?Yes, but we have to keep it a secret or our sinister husbands will murder us.Hey, is it weird that they're like 50 years older than us?
Seriously, look at those husbands.You don't have to mouth it.I'm pretty sure they won't listen to you even if you talk at full volume, okay?
And maybe I'm just being a heroic feminist here, as usual, but isn't it a little sexist for these ads to suggest that women are morons who don't know how to vote?
But I guess it's okay, because they're also saying that men are morons who don't know how to vote.
Come on, boys, let's make America great again. It's your turn, buddy.Before you cast your vote in this election, think about how it'll impact the people you care about the most.
Remember, you can vote any way you want, and no one will ever know.Do your patriotic duty?You bet I did, brother.What happens in the booth, stays in the booth.
Okay, so the women are secretly voting for Kamala, but the men who are threatening them are also voting for Kamala?It's gonna be so romantic when they all find out. It's gonna be like that stupid Pina Colada song.
And by the way, why is everybody in these ads voting in groups?I've never seen a group of bros just vote together, like they're heading to a tailgate.And also, this guy walked into the voting room with his bros, but then walked out with his family?
I mean, what the fuck is happening? I get the woman ad, but this ad is ridiculous, okay?No real man is gonna prioritize his wife and daughter over a guy with his own customized garbage truck, okay?You know how cool that is?You can't be that.
Now, if you're worried that trying to secretly coordinate votes with eye contact might be too confusing, well, here's a new ad that will clarify absolutely nothing.
All right, everyone, time to vote.Let's all vote the right way, if you know what I mean.
Of course, honey.Remember that this election, you can vote for whoever you want.And no one has to know.No one at all.Your vote is secret, from everyone.Which means the choice is totally up to you.This election, let's celebrate our power to choose.
So cast your ballot with confidence.Because this ballot is all yours.The secret ballot is what makes America, America.It's as American as apple pie. So this election day, remember, don't get distracted by nodding.Focus on making your voice heard.
Ready to turn in your ballot, honey?Sure am.
Polls are closed.You've been standing there nodding for 13 hours.
OK.All right.Thank you for your time.
Hey, when we come back, John Luis Ramo will find out what Latino voters are thinking, so don't go away.
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Donald Trump is doing surprisingly well with Latino voters in the polls this year.But why?John Leguizamo decided to find out.
Election day is almost upon us and Democrats are concerned about Donald Trump's surprising support in the Latino community.
A new poll has Trump gaining ground with Latino voters.Vice President Harris struggling to hold on to Latino voters.
So I assembled a panel of undecided and Trump-curious Latino voters to see why they haven't been turned off by inflammatory statements like... Kamala has imported an army of illegal alien gang members and migrant criminals from prisons and jails.
Trump's rhetoric about Latinos is darker than a 12-hour chocolate mole.But does that matter to these voters?To get the unvarnished truth, I disguised myself as a representative of a pro-Trump super PAC.The plan?
Tell them I was trying to better understand how Trump could appeal to Latino voters while confronting them with Trump's racism firsthand.Can I see everybody's ID real quick and see if you're real citizens?No. I was born in California.
But where are you really from?Come on.Parents are naturally born from El Salvador.Salvador, Mexico.OK.What do you like about Donald Trump?
He's not evasive.It's pretty clear.I mean, this is someone that's been at the forefront for a very long time, speaking his mind.
When he was on the government, the economy was better than we have it right now.That's the only part that I like.
On the surface, they seem to like Trump, but as we went deeper, I gave them the tools to express themselves in a more nuanced manner.
I'm gonna name an issue, and you're gonna raise either one or two or three chilies to signify how spicy the issue is for you, okay?The economy.Wow, damn, three chilies.That's spicy, spicy, spicy.Okay, healthcare?Not as spicy, but still spicy.
Arming, giving weapons to janitors.To protect the schools, you know, if a shooter comes in.Okay, no chilis on that.
Now that I knew the issues they cared about, it was time to see if there were any Latino celebrity endorsements that might capture their vote.You guys are tough.Bad Bunny?No.Oh, come on, Bad Bunny, I swear I would get you.No, I wouldn't.
All right, John Leguizamillo?Leguizamillo. Well, you too, then.OK, now it's time for the moment of truth.Let's see if witnessing Donald Trump's rhetoric firsthand makes them want to vote for him more or less.
On my first day back in the White House, I will terminate every open borders policy of the Biden administration, stop the invasion of our southern border and begin the largest domestic deportation operation in American history.
It's an excellent way to fix a very, very severe problem.
What do you love about deportation?
You have criminals.They should all be removed, no?Do you think they should deport American criminals too?Deport American criminals to where?
What's your least favorite South American country?Cuba.
If he's saying immigration is a problem, it's like you have a leak in your house.You gotta turn it off, the water supply.Fix it, then turn it on.Maybe that's what he's trying to do, like, let's close down the border for a while.
But who would you call to fix your leak if all the Latinos are gone? Mass deportation didn't seem to turn them off.Let's try something else.
No control whatsoever.Nobody has any idea where these people are coming from.And we know they come from prisons.We know they come from mental institutions, insane asylums.We know they're terrorists.It's poisoning the blood of our country.
So, what do you think of the language that he's using?It's poison.That's his last word that he used, but that's what it is.So, you're saying he's a little too Hitler-ish, maybe?He can soften the language a little bit?
Instead of poisoning the blood, maybe, uh... What about spraining the ankle of America?Giving America gastrointestinal discomfort?
How about if he said, ruining the testicles of America? Great, so people don't seem to love the Hitler stuff.Now, what about this clip?
How about allowing people to come to an open border, 13,000 of which were murderers, and they're now happily living in the United States?You know, now a murderer, I believe this, it's in their genes.
And we got a lot of bad genes in our country right now.
I think maybe there's better words that can be used.We all misspeak sometimes.
I mean, what I love about Trump is that he misspeaks from the heart.He misspeaks from the heart because he's got a lot, and maybe he has a good heart.Well said.Well said.
This is, you know, it's kind of stereotyping Latinos.It's stereotyping immigrants.And the more that you demonize people, it doesn't bring us together.
Yeah, you, sir, you definitely don't have the murder gene.OK, don't speak Spanish because it's not nice. Which presidential candidate do you think treats Latinos most like caricatures?I'm going to say a name and if you agree, scream Ariba.
Donald Trump. Okay, so you clearly think that Trump portrays the Latino population in an accurate and nuanced manner.
No.Then why did you scream Arriba Arriba?
Well, if your questions and the questions that I'm listening to you are about, as you see this, what do you think?
I'd rather not see that.So it's better if we don't show these clips of him because they make you not want to vote for him.
That's exactly the reason why many who will tell you that they don't like him is because of what he says.
Now I understand.The only way Trump is acceptable is if you never see or hear him.It seems like some of these people were finally coming around.But there was something that was still bugging me.
Do you want to change your answer for any one of the celebrity endorsements?Maybe to John Leguizamo?No. You guys never saw Spawn?
Did you see his last special?It was good.
What did you like most about his last special?
The setting.He did it like a school setting.
Oh, that was real clever.Real arty, too.Finally feeling like we made some progress.It was time to come clean.Okay, I want to thank you for being here and for being so honest with me, but I have not been so honest with you.
My name is not really Ron Cusmano, but Now that I've shown you all these awful things about Trump, does that change your vote?
No.Democracy.Thank you, John.
When we come back, the legendary Connie Chung will be joining me on the show, so don't go away.
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
My guest tonight is a trailblazing, award-winning television journalist whose new memoir is called Connie.I used to watch her growing up as a kid.It's a huge honor for me to welcome to the stage.It's Connie Cha!
Wow.Wow.Thank you so much for coming on the show.Well, thank you for having me, Ronnie.It's a huge honor to meet you.
I can't believe you know who I am.Well, I don't, really. Fair enough.No, no, no.I've watched you, and I can't believe I'm sitting here with you, too.No, no, that's very kind.
You're the best.I spent a lot, when I was a kid, I grew up in Manchester, New Hampshire, and we would turn on TV and watch you as a kid.Really?Yeah.I can't believe that you're in front of me right now.I can't even tell if you're, is it real?
And I read your book because I got so scared of you that I actually... I actually read this book for the first time in Daily Soul history.I read the book of your guests.And it's a, it's a, I'm not just saying this, it's a great book.
It's very well written.And as for me as a American history and television nerd, this is like the perfect book.
Yeah, because it goes through all these characters and you were like in the middle of everything in the 80s and 90s to the point where I think you caused the most of the damage in the world because you seem to be at the center of all of it.
Honestly, I didn't do it.And not just the events, but like the characters in the book, you know, all these legendary figures, Larry Grossman, Ann Root.
You know, Larry Grossman, you mean on NBC, he was the president?
Yeah, all these figures that we only know about, it's 2024.These are people, like you are in- Yeah, but they've never heard of Larry Grossman.They've never heard of him, yeah, I know, but.No, you'd be surprised.
You guys know who Larry Grossman is, right?Just say yes, just say yes.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.So, so.
And the line detectors has to look determined No, but Connie Connie these are mostly Americans.
They don't learn their history.I'm not American therefore I I read this and I guess my point is like you were around at the peak of network TV around all these Titans Barbara Walters Dan Rather Walter Cronkite, you know mixed elbows with
presidents, vice presidents.I guess now that you're retired, how happy are you that you don't have to cover the trash heap?
I'm actually glad I'm not in television news now.Seriously.Because it's not the same.
Sure.Can you give us some perspective on how it's kind of different?Because when you started, you started with typewriters.And now we're in freaking AI. Creating virtual cryptocurrency like yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, I've seen all of it well, we believed I mean back in those days it was the truth credibility and Honesty and all of that and it seems to have kind of evaporated.
Yeah, you cheer too loud man.That's okay.I Some guy was cheering that, but yeah, I mean, is there, you know, because I read your book and even in your time when you were active, there was still misinformation.
And you were the victim of some fake news, so to speak.People would spread rumors about it.So it wasn't like there were no problems.
No, but it wasn't as rampant as it is right now.In other words, there are a lot of good reporters, there's a lot of good investigative reporting, but there's a lot of misinformation, too.
So why do you think it is that, like, trust in the media has, you know, just decreased ever since you left news?
It was an era in which news was trustworthy, but I think there had been a sort of creeping negativism in which people began to not believe not only government, but news reporters, and they didn't trust Congress or the White House for good reason, because back in the day when the government was lying to them about Vietnam,
And they just didn't know.They couldn't feel like they could trust Congress and the rest.And it's gotten worse now.So we're even below Congress's level, which is pretty low.
Yeah, if the news is worse than Congress, you're gonna ask me a question in the beginning Did you decide not I decided not to because it's too vulgar.
I just really yeah, you came out you came out It's like I was talking to my mom.I didn't want to ask the I couldn't Yeah, you are What, the source of truth can't take the truth?No, no.
I'm 39.Funny you don't look 39.
How old do I look? 25. That's good.Asian don't raise them.
Do you want me to ask you that first question?It's so awkward now, now that we set it up and everyone wants to know what it is now.
Yeah, I think you're gonna have to do it.
Oh, okay.Well, if Connie Chen wants me to ask the question, okay. Sorry, Mr. Chung, I don't know what to call you.Legend, do I call you legend?
Goat, do I call you goat?
You can call me anything you want.
Goat, Chung. Uh, mom, uh, mom, uh... Mom?Sorry, sorry, I just got it.
Uh, uh, so, um, you've been, uh, retired from journalism now, and during your time as a very professional, trustworthy source, I think it was your opinion from your book that you shouldn't give your personal opinions.
Journalists are not here to give personal opinions, they're here to deliver the news.But now that you're retired, you're unleashed, you can give your hard opinions right now.Let's ask the tough questions, okay?
F*** Mary Kill, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly or Tucker Carlson.
I'm sorry mom Well, I I don't know if you know this but I actually decided I was so nervous about the election I decided to come out in favor of Kamala so So you can well imagine my answer to your question two out of the three I
You got it.I mean, it doesn't take brains.
I don't got it.All three of these are terrible.
I am married.I am married.
OK.That doesn't answer anything.Yes, it does.It's two out of the three.What?You gave me three choices.You're all kind of evading right now.And as a student of Connie Chung, I can't let you.It's not evasive.It's totally on target.Do you get it?
No. That's why I didn't want to ask that dumb-ass question, but I had some serious questions.You brought it up!
You're the one who asked me that.OK.OK.Anyway.So do you feel like Asian people in America are kind of uniquely suited to kind of ask the tough questions because we're not seen as participating in this ongoing race war between white and black people?
And so when we come in, it's almost like we can get in there and get the real story?
OK. No to the race war or no to the?No to getting married.Okay, so you So you in this book you went to Warren Beatty's house and a lot of people there were taking cocaine what are the Who else was taking drugs in Hollywood in the 70s?
Now you got some really interesting stories here like here you talk about Dan Rather being a real dick and Right, in this book?That's not, yeah, that's in her book.
I didn't, you're not quoting me.
I'm not quoting you, but Dan Rather was a bit of a dick to you.I mean, is that, was he a mean dude or?
No, not on the surface.I mean, he was very, he was unhappy that I was sitting next to him.He didn't want me there. You know.Why, why?Because he had been doing it by himself for a long time.
He replaced Walter Cronkite and then he, he became, his ratings started to tank.And so they decided to add me to the program.So I sat in half of Uncle Walter's chair and I was, it was like a dream job.
But it didn't, the ratings weren't moving so much and he really didn't want me there.It was very much like Barbara Walters when she began co-anchoring with... Here comes the dirt, let's go.
when she began co-anchoring with a man who demurred her there either.Right.
So how did you navigate the politics of, you know, the 70s newsrooms with these huge towering figures of media?And you were often not only the only Asian, but only woman in the room a lot of the times.A photo of you right here.
This is a photo of you as the only Asian person in this room full of smelly guys.And this is exactly how I felt the day we showed, to be honest. But how did you navigate the politics?
Well, it was kind of hard in many ways, because I saw all around me were men.And I kind of just decided I would be a guy, too.I would walk like them, talk like them, have their bravado, have moxie, even use the potty mouth that they use.
And I so convinced myself that I was a guy that when I'd walk past a mirror I'd go because I was I really was convinced right so you would just start swinging you swear the guys you say I did I
You want to say f**k to anybody on TV right now?We got a basic cable now.Not really.You want me to say it for you?F**k Dan Rather.
So, I mean, I could talk to you forever about this.Thank you.I did my research because I know how much you value people who do their homework.I do.
And I want to ask, why is it that there's no other Walter Cronkite that can rise out of this cesspool of American news media right now?
The whole thing has changed.I mean, television news isn't what it used to be.You know, digital's taken over, so it's just not going to happen.Television is a dinosaur.I mean, not your show. That's fine.We're down with that, yeah.
I think people get the news, you know, from all sorts of sources.Even, I mean, The Daily Show, they used to always get it from... They shouldn't.
They really shouldn't get it from this show.I'm trying to get Connie to turn to say ****, like, why are you... Why are you watching this for news?
But, you know, it's kind of disheartening because I was hoping you could give me perspective and say, like, all these people who are saying this is the worst ever time for America, they're exaggerating, we had the same problems in the 60s, and you're saying, nope, this is the worst time, and I don't know if there's a way through.
No, I have hope for the news, you know, and that we can swing that pendulum right back and it'll be more responsible.
Well, can you give some tips on how to swing that pendulum back or any ideas if you were in charge of news?
Well, I think one newspaper at a time, one television station at a time.And I think as long as we do investigative work, we're on the right track.The hard part is filling all those hours on cable.
That's where we come in, to talk a bunch of shit.That's what we're doing right now, filling some hours.In between important stuff. Just filling the hours.
No, but it's really hard to, it's hard to fill that many hours.Oh, tell me about it.
It's very difficult, yeah.
So you're saying that if we can stop with this idea of we have to fill up all this time, we probably help the news.
But do serious work and don't express opinions on the news.It's just that, I mean, do you really want opinion?
No, I mean on the news not no, right mom said no say no Francis no, don't say no No No opinion No, I agree if you need a source that's trustworthy that's not bias and no I get it.Yeah, unfortunately That's not where the money is anymore.
The money isn't saying then rather that's where I
Well, then that should sell, huh?
Yeah, this should sell.It's in the book.And the last thing I just want to say is, like, the hope for the future I have is in the last chapter of this book, other than talking about the weed strain that's named after you.Yeah.There is.
Which everybody, you should check it out.It's pretty cool.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't smell weed.
No, I don't smell weed.Right.Neither do I.
If you go online, you'll see Connie Chung Weed.You can buy weed at your website.Yes.No, it's not my website.Somebody started it, and I have no idea who did.Okay, yeah, we all have no idea who sold this type of weed.
We all know for tax purposes, we have no idea who's selling this weed.
But what it is, is I'm easy to grow and... Low maintenance.Yes, I'm low maintenance.
You did?I did.It says... And I don't give the scaries too much.And you can get a two-pack pre-roll for $22. Yeah.Oh, really?Do you have a coupon code you want to share with us?I just saw that.But I have to tell you one other thing.
You were talking about the last chapter, right?Yeah, I was about to get to it.OK, go ahead.
OK, I think I understand.You got it.Yeah, what's really cool about the future is this idea that there is a generation
of Connie Chung, of Connie's in America, Asian American girls who are the children of Asian parents who grew up in your generation who admired you and named their children Connie.And so there's a whole bunch of Connie.Amazing.
And she got to meet up with them.
untold numbers of babies that were named after me.
How does it make you feel that all these people stole your name?
I'm just flabbergasted and honored.What happened was there was this girl named Connie Wong and she She cold emailed me and said that she was named after me.
I couldn't believe it She said when she moved with her parents from communist China to the Midwest She was only three years old and her parents said we need to give you an American name and she only knew what she saw on television and she said Connie or Elmo
And so, it was she who discovered that all these Connie's were named after me.When I went on this book tour, I met, she thinks there are untold hundreds.I don't know how many, but I met six more, and I met a Connie Chung in drag.
And she, or he, said that he can, it takes him four hours to put his makeup on.And I said, dude, I can do mine in 15 minutes.
I could talk to you forever about this book.It's a great book.
Thank you so much for all that you do.
Thank you.Thank you so much for all that you've done.You're a legend, you're the best.Connie is available now.Connie Chun.That's our show for tonight.
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