What is popping, congregation?We're back with another installment of Scam Goddess.What if I do this every time?I get on y'all nerves, huh?I know.Guys, I am three times as excited as I normally am, right?
So you're gonna get to say that three times this episode.So, you know, if you mess up the first time, cool.The second time, all right.The third time, Joe Jackson, I'm getting the belt, okay?So you better get it right. Yell it at your radio.
I will hear it.I will know.Guys, welcome to Scam Goddess.I should say that, right?My name is Lacey Mosley, aka Scam Goddess, and this is another episode of the show.
If you're new to the show, this is a show that talks about robberies, cons, frauds, and our favorite criminals with my favorite comedians.So let's get to it.My first guest.Guys, I'm so excited.Yes.
He is on Crooked Media's pop culture podcast, Keep It.You've heard of it, don't act like you haven't.Extremely talented writer with more credits than Tyler Perry has bad wigs.And he is currently writing a movie for Jennifer Hudson.Come on now, King!
And if you watched the last season of You, honey, he in there.I just have to say it all the time, because it's just the cutest cameo I've ever seen.Guys, I have Ira Madison, the third.Come on.Hi.
I'm good.It's good to be back on this podcast.We love a returning guest.Weren't we talking about Sultans and shit before?
Yeah, yeah.He was in Dubai and he had a good Instagram.That was a good moment.That was a great moment for us.We also talked about Viola Davis and, you know, I just want you to know, Viola, that was all Ira. I love you, Queen.
Oh, I was doing my, I've been standing here with you, Troy.Or was I doing, or was I doing the how to get away with murder?
Yes.Wait, so Ira, you've already been on the show.I could ask you what your relationship with scams is, but I actually do already have like a scammy question that I just, Ira, please tell me.Go ahead. So Ira scammed for the election, honey.
He scammed for the 2020 election.Can you please tell the listeners what happened on Twitter?
um well you know before the election i was bored and um you were bored i i guess you know i put you know just not a lot going on in the news you know uh i voted early what was there to do um and i decided to like pull a jabuki you know and so i um
I pretended to be Amy Coney Barrett, and then was tweeting, making homophobic jokes, tweeting at Gwen Stefani, like, let me officiate your wedding, girl, and then tweeted at Chris Pratt, see you at church this weekend.Stop!
Then I was suspended for like half a day, but I came back.
You didn't learn your lesson.
Still have not confirmed whether or not he thought I was Amy or whether he thought it was funny.
That's important, because if he followed Amy, then girl.I know.
Or maybe he was following me because he wanted to keep an eye out.The church might disappear me.But the week later, then before the election, I was Beto O'Rourke and made him say that he would drop his nudes if Texas went blue.
And when I tell you, Ira, when I saw that tweet, because I was verified on Twitter.And when I saw that tweet, I was like, Beto!And then you were in the comments responding to people.
And I saw one comment that you put, somebody was like, are you really going to do this?Did they ask about your dick or something?And you were like, es muy grande.
Oh no, I responded, es grande.
Because I know Beto loves to sprinkle his Spanish in, which we're going to get to the sprinkling of the Spanish in this episode, because if you don't know.
Don't we love white people who sprinkle in a little Espanol?
I love it, just for seasoning, a little Tajin, a little Tajin.OK.And so Ira is fully introduced.We're going to get on to it.Guys, what did I say?This is the second time we're doing this.I am so excited for our guest.This guy is a hilarious comedian.
I've known him for so many years.I adore him. Afro Latino King, he has so many podcasts, he could become your thoughts.Spanish Aquipresence, Inside the Disney Vault, podcasts that killed the video star.
And you can hear even more of his illustrious, lovely, velveted voice on the animated series, Bless the Hearts on Fox.Guys, we have Oscar Mantolla.
Yes, put some more into it.
You know where this episode's going.
But she knows.But see, Lacey knows.She's from Texas, right?Yes.You were raised on Selena, OK?
Mira, you know.OK. I will come on the floor all over this house.Oscar, how you doing?Have you had any scammy things happen to you recently?
Not recently.I gave up my scammy ways.I used to be a scam artiste when I was a young child. Because when I was a kid, I was very small.I was like the smallest kid in my elementary school.
And I realized the quickest, the easiest way to survive was to partner up with the biggest, baddest bully in school.So that's exactly what I did.
And then what I started doing was, I started, you know, straight up godfathering the shit out of that elementary school.
So I said to the kids, I was like, if you don't want to get beat up by Christian Solis, shout out to Christian Solis, wherever he is. you gotta give me your coloring books.And it got to a point where they would give me their coloring.
I remember I had a Steve, Steven Silva gave me his Bugs Bunny Elmer Fudd coloring book.And I was like, I'm gonna rip up the coloring book just to show my parents. And that's exactly what I did.And I told Christian to beat him up anyway.
And I was living my I was living my dragon queen fantasy.And after that, I realized, you know, maybe I should stop because the power is getting to my head.
You were getting drunk with it.You was getting I was turning dark sided.Yeah.
Oh, gangster, gangster.The Colombian gangster.Yeah, I know it was bad.
You come to me this day on my daughter's.
And also, like, you got with him to avoid being bullied, and then you immediately became the bully.
Power corrupts.The moral of the story is that power corrupts.
Don't we know it.Oh, right, and we're introducing this.It's the third time.Joe Jackson, guys, if you don't get it this time, I'm hopping through the radio like the ring, like Ringisha.That's what I call her.I don't know her name.
Did they ever say the girl name in the ring?Samara. Well and equal.Y'all know who I'm talking about.Guys, calling all Szechuan sauce fan boys.I've got the hilarious queen who writes for Rick and Morty.
You've seen her on Adam Ruins Everything, Broad City, and so much more.She's from across the pond.For all my UK fans who are tired of me dragging y'all, here's your revenge.
Guys, we have Siobhan Thompson. Hola, como estas?Soy Siobhan.I love the accent on top of the Spanish.Thank you.I was trying to make it as English person who has taken one Spanish class as I could possibly do.
I adore it.So are you, have you ever been scammed or you have any relationship with scams?
been scammed?I don't know, like light shit.I feel like I waited tables in New York for a long time.Oh, yeah, very scammy job.
Yeah.No, you like straight up broad people when you're a waiter in New York.I feel like that's like, you have to lie on your resume to get one of those jobs because they need to see that you can lie to their faces and smile.
I think that's really what it is, because I noticed when I was telling the truth, I remember I went to bartender school, because I knew I was going to be an actress, so I was like, let me go to bartender school instead of going to Cancun with my friends.
So I went and took my little bartender school class over spring break.Ira, why are you looking at me like that?
No, listen, I was a bartender in New York years ago, and I definitely overcharged people for drinks and kept the extra money.So I was fully scamming and thieving.Thieving while bartending at the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.Oh my God.
In New York, Siobhan, I had an opportunity to do what Ira did and I didn't do it.I was working in the Hamptons and our main manager, so a lot of the servers sold cocaine. So it would be like, people would be like, oh, you got your brand seat now.
Do you want some cocaine on the side?I didn't sell coke.I ain't move no way.But I knew it was happening.So our manager was like a big cocaine.He would just disappear all the time.So I had learned the manager's codes.
So then I would have to cash people out and clock them out and do all their tickets and all their, you know, do the register.And I didn't realize the whole time I could have been making tickets out the cash and taking the money. And I was like, damn.
And they told me when I got in trouble for it, they were like, we don't know.They were like, Australian, I'm giving them too much away.They didn't know.They were like, we don't know, Lacey.You could have been stealing this whole time.
You could have been turning things to cash and then taking the money out of the register.And I was like, I could have.
They were feeding you ideas.They were like, do it.
That is the rule, though.The rule in those places is you can steal from the house.You can't steal from your colleagues.And that's the only stealing rule.Code among thieves.If you steal tips, like that's not okay.No, that's fucked up.
If you're stealing from the drawer, like good.Who cares? Most people who own restaurants in New York aren't doing it to make money, they're doing it so they can bring their friends there and be like, I own a restaurant.
It's not for money, it's for clout.
The extra money definitely went into the tip jar.So I was enriching my crew.I did have to quit after a while because I can't really count.
That is an important part of the job.
So would you overcharge that?And then you try to be like, oh, it's this much.I'm like, what?Every time you came to Ira, you got a different price.
I gave you a $50 bill.You gave me back $17.
Oh, gosh.Well, let's get into our first segment here.It's called What's Hot in Fraud.
So this is where we'll either warn you about a scam that's hot on the streets or we'll get one of your listener letters and, you know, see what kind of mess you got going on.Lately, it's been listener letters.
Guys, if you want to snitch on your friends and family, scamgodispot at gmail.com.Just make sure the bag is retired.We're not trying to fuck the scam up for you and yours.Anybody throw a name out for me for this person. Doesn't matter, gender.
It's a construct.Anybody got a name?Nobody got a name?Everybody's thinking so hard.Christine.Christine?OK, Christine.I like that.Christine sound like she do her taxes.OK.So Christine says, hi, Lacey.
I know you don't read the intros, but I love you so much.OK, yeah.Thank you, girl.OK.Oh, you got to agree.I usually don't read that because I feel weird, like, gassing myself.I'm like, Lacey, you are so beautiful and smart and talented. It's weird.
So, okay.It says, anyways, this is a scam my friend told me about when he worked at Hobby Lobby.
He said- Canceled.Excuse me?Bad company.You should steal, you should steal from Hobby Lobby.I support that.
Yeah, you've done nothing wrong there.
They won't let the girls, they won't let the girls get abortions, right?Ain't that their business?Yeah.Yeah.They said, you can have any hobby you want, but not abortions.
To be fair, I think if your, if your hobby is abortion, that's maybe taking it too far.
It's not a hobby anymore.It's a passion project.
Your hobby is abortion. If your hobby is abortion, you don't need to work at Hobby Lobby.You have money.
True, true.They're not cheap.They're not cheap, as people would like to think.
Okay, so basically, this older woman would create literally tons of fake identities, wigs, outfits, and all, and write false checks and steal thousands of dollars of furniture almost twice a month.
This work because every time she disguised herself to write a check and all you have to do is show ID.They haven't caught her yet, apparently, and she's still doing it.But isn't that crazy?Is this the only source of income?
Because damn, that bitch had a lot of time for that.
Okay.They sell furniture at Hobby Lobby?
That was my first question.
I thought they had like maybe a wicker chair, but they got... What is she moving out of there?If you're buying the chair, then what's the hobby? Are you supposed to build the bed?Sitting.Sitting?
It's what you knit in.No, you could make the chair cute.You could bedazzle it.
Put some fake flowers in there.Who wants to sit on a bedazzled chair, Lacey?
You don't want a rhinestone chair?
That could be kinky, OK?Christian Grey, OK?Imagine showing up to a man's house.He had a rhinestone chair.He started whipping it.I don't know.
It sounds sexy to me. I am trying to look at the Hobby Lobby website and see where the furniture is.
I didn't know they sold furniture!
I guess there's home decor? She said furniture.Oh, they do have furniture.Okay.They have like velvet storage benches, cabinets, side tables, ottomans, side like pet beds.
This is not furniture you need to be stealing. Come on.
I do feel like if you're like in a small town and Hobby Lobby is just like one of the three big box stores that you have, I guess that that makes sense.Because maybe Hobby Lobby is your Ikea.Right.Like there's nothing else around.
But the biggest Hobby Lobby in the world.It's so huge.It's an unbelievably like, oh, this only happens in America.Right.And that makes sense.Like an entire city block that's just one store.Because in a small town. I don't know.
It happens sometimes, like you go out into the countryside and you're just driving around.There's nothing for miles.And then there's one weird strip mall that has like a CVS and a Hobby Lobby and a Best Buy.
Okay, maybe.I just don't understand how they get out there.
But also, if it's a small town, this woman puts on, like, real... I mean, she goes through transformations.I'm talking about, like, Tyra Banks-level transformations, you know what I mean?Jennifer Garner, Alias.
Hey, some Peppermint realness right there, you know?Not Peppermint. How good was this, like, transformation, though?These wigs and, like, I'm just picturing her putting on that, like, glasses with the nose and the mustache.You know what I mean?
Some, like, real... Twice a month.
Who is not catching this?Like this Hobby Lobby must have like six employees.
But also like, fuck that bitch.I mean, and by that bitch, I mean Hobby Lobby.Like, if I work at Hobby Lobby, I don't give a fuck about the hobbies or the lobbies.If you come in, you can steal every day.
You could throw the scarf around your neck and come back in and steal again.I don't care.I'll be like, all right, take your wicker basket and your auto man. I mean, as far as scams go, I appreciate this.
I don't know who can write, can you write checks in stores still?
I assume that's a very small town thing to do still.Like they'll, they'll accept checks.
You ain't been behind, you ain't been behind some bitch writing a check at Gelson's cause they still do it.
Oh boy, the Gelson's crowd.
This crowd is, you just don't ever know who you're gonna see in there.It could be Jennifer Aniston.It could be a lady with seven cats and she brought them with her.
And like, that's Gelsons.It's a vibe.
It's a whole vibe at Gelsons.
All right, guys, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back for historic Oodwinks.Is that?I sound like Count Chocula.
You can see he's straight up dead.
And we are back, guys!Hola, como estas?Eh?Okay?We're here, and this is Historic Hoodwinks.This is where we will regale our guests with a historic hoodwink, crime, caper, or maybe just a charlatan that we adore.
And today we're talking about a charlatan...
We're talking about Hilaria Baldwin.Hilaria Baldwin is an American podcaster, author, and yoga instructor.
She married Alec Baldwin in 2012.She is a mom, podcaster, the co-owner of a chain yoga studio in New York, and has released an exercise DVD and wellness-focused libro.That's book for you guys.Thank you.
I'm like, okay, everybody got a book.I'm gonna have a book in a minute.I hope y'all gonna read my book.I ain't gonna write it.You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna steal it.I'm gonna steal it.Yes.
I want that for you.I want you to steal my book. That's what I want.I want to lay on a chaise lounge with just like a brandy snifter.
And then there's just like a little writer in the corner typing my book and I'm just saying things and he's just writing them down.I'm like, Megan makes it.And that'll be my book.We'll see how it goes guys.
I do love a celebrity memoir.I especially love the chapter where they complain about writing.And then the chapter like six chapters later where they're like, I couldn't do it without my nanny.I just couldn't do it without her.
Like every single one of these celebrity lady memoirs is like, you know, if I didn't have her, I don't know how I would be a parent.Like, okay, you don't have to, you don't have to say it out loud though.
I don't know how you normie moms do it.You tesky nine to five moms.Um, I read Diane Keaton's memoir and I really liked that one.
I recommend Fran Drescher's memoir.That's my favorite.
We all recommend a memoir right now.Quick, Sharron.
Oh, Sally Fields.Oh, I love the Year of Yes, the Shonda Rhimes one.Yes.
I love that she branded her so it wasn't even like it could be a novel or it could be self help or it could be her memoir.
Yeah, that coffee table book. That's home.
Listen, that's what I'm gonna do.I need to come up with a phrase for mine.Like, scam to your dreams.
Didn't Shonda scam that book into a Peloton thing too?I think there's a year of yes on Peloton.
Who's trying to hear somebody read to them while they're working out?
I don't wanna be sweating in somebody's like, chapter four.I can't breathe.
What are we doing?Just listening to a commencement speech as you're running.That's like sociopathic behavior.It's just like commencement speech that she had already written, which I respect it.I respect it.I don't wanna write either.
Now I just imagine every guy on LLC Twitter, like all the guys who say mindset all the time, like running while listening to 48 Laws of Power and it terrifies me.Yes.
It is round table discussions between Shonda and instructors for an eight week journey.You're kidding.No.And you work out.
And there's tons of people doing that at this moment.
That's so funny also that it's Peloton because in the book, she's also like, I hate exercise.I found exercise that I like.It's Pilates.I don't like any other kind of exercise.Pilates is hard as fuck.It doesn't work for me.
Is she doing Pilates where she's just stretching on the ground and she on one of them machines?Yeah.Because that apparatus is a bitch.
Oh, I think she's on one of the full machine.I think that she's on the full, like, it's pushing and pulling you.
I saw that on Real Housewives and I said, let me give it a try.And I said, oh, no, no, no, no.Yeah.
They started stretching me out, I was like, are y'all about to quarter a bitch?What's happening?Like, put your leg in here, put your arm in here.I was like, oh my God.So, we haven't even got started.
So over the last couple of weeks, millions of people have been surprised to learn that Ilaria Baldwin, 36, and mother of five children, Cinco.
Yes.She's like 20 something years younger than Alec Baldwin.
She was married before, too, right?
I don't know that we can Google that.Can someone go marry somebody or call and Google if she was married before?I don't know.She was married before, but we'll figure it out.So she has five children with her husband, actor Alec Baldwin.
She is not Spaniard, but an American who was born and raised in Boston, Boston, Massachusetts.
Oh, that exotic place, yes.Of New England, I think.
It is, yes.Oh, Nueva England.Yes.
So fancy.And so at least until 2009, she was known as Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas.
Hilary Lynn.Anybody who has a Hilary Lynn.So here's the video of her telling people how to pronounce Hilary for you guys.
One more time for the girls.Hilaria Baldwin.All right, great.Did we hear that?Hilaria.
Hilaria.This feels like an episode of The Electric Company.Hilaria.
So that's how she pronounces Hillary.I didn't know that Hillary was, but all you Hillary's out there, you guys, y'all got some seasoning now, okay?Hilaria Duff.
It's so weird because it's like, there's no Spanish word for Hillary.Like, I don't know what she just invented.She just took the H off.Copyright that name.
Who else we got?Eladia Simpson.Who are the other Eladias out there?I said Eladia Duff.
Eladia Banks.Eladia Banks. Yes.
That's my favorite Ilaria right there.This is how it started.Okay.One day Hillary Ilaria was speaking in Spanish to an Argentinian man and his girlfriend who were seated at a table next to the one where Mr. Baldwin was seated.
So basically they had a restaurant.She's talking to her homeboys at the table that's next to the table where Alec is.
This feels like a set up.
So then she walked by him and he called out to her.Who are you?I must know you.I must know you.
She recalled Alec Baldwin.
That sounds like Alec Baldwin doing an impression of Donald Trump.Yeah, I don't know how to do Alec Baldwin.
I don't know how to do Alec Baldwin.Ira, you look like you might know.
Who are you?Yeah, that's way better.That gives me 30 rock.Okay, that's good.
Wait, listen, Oscar is right.Why does this sound like some days of our lives set up? She talked to her homegirl who do Alec Baldwin comes to this restaurant every other day.She was like, we coming through.I'm bagging up.
She researched it.She said it.
I mean, she she planted ideas into Alec's head.To make sure that she would be sitting right next to him.
And you guys are creeping up on my theory, which is that she became a Spaniard so that she could trap Alex.
Because she was just a basic girl from Boston.This is what's so fun about this scam is that really the only person that got scammed was Alec Baldwin. who is very funny to scan.He's fully in.I hope we have the video of him.We do.Oh, great.
I would also buy, and maybe this is like too rom-com set up, and maybe it's giving her too much credit, but I would also buy that she was just with some Argentinian friends just talking in Spanish with them, right?Imagine.
And then she walks by, Alec Baldwin's like, I must know you, Latina woman.And she's like, well, damn, I want to fuck Alec Baldwin.And she's like, buenos dias. and then she got to keep it going.
It's a bit that went out of control.
This is a premise of a sitcom.
This is a good time to tell everybody that I am actually from Wisconsin.
I just say this because living in LA, I've definitely yes anded, lied to some people at a bar.So there's someone out in New York who definitely thinks that I was a producer on True Blood for four seasons.
Listen, there's someone at Avis Rent-A-Car right now in Texas who thinks that I'm British. And when you're black and British, people are like, oh, she's not like the regular blacks.She's a fancy black.
Like, they think you're closer to the monarchies.I'm like, no, I just really need like a Jeep or something like that.But I really don't want to pay like more than like, what's American dollars called again?Como se dice American dollars?
Not American pounds or American euros.American dollars.
What do you call your quid out here?What's a pence?How many pence for the car?
You don't want to drive a Toyota.
Also, I want to be successful enough that I can just have someone walk past me and be like, who are you?I need to know you.And then them come.
Girl, people do that to you.You know people do that to you.
No they don't, I've been in my house for a year.
I'm talking about before then.
Okay, yeah, they was doing it a little bit.But I will say, I've been single for so long that last night my mama sent me a text that said, oh, and by the way, throw all your drawers away and buy some new ones because that brings good juju.
She told me to throw all my panties away for no reason, no reason at all.Just out of the blue.Yeah.So, you know, maybe I could do this when we're out.So let's get to it.So he says,
So she said that that was the first thing that she had ever heard from him and that she told Alec Baldwin, Alaria, she said that she told Alec Baldwin after he said his, who are you?I need to know you.
She says immediately, apparently, I'm from Boston.That's the first thing I said.And that's always been my narrative.
You can't if someone asks you, who are you?The response is not I am from Boston.
If you're from Boston, it is.
Boston is a personality.So she maintains in New York Times that she's from Boston, right?Can we play a clip, Marina?There's lots of receipts in this episode.So this is Alec Baldwin on Howard Stern.
My wife's on the phone with her hairdresser or her friend.She's like, really?OK, I can't wait to see you.That's going to be great.Fantastic.What time?12 o'clock?My wife is from Spain.And she said, blah, blah, blah.
And blah, blah, blah, I don't mean to be racist when I put that accent on your brother, right?Stop this.Stop this.Stop this, please.
What?So she said, I'm from Boston, was the first thing she told Alec Baldwin.He's on late night shows doing a Spanish accent.
What is going on?Did she do that at home?She has to keep it up.I think Ira's, the theory Ira has is right that she did it once and then she had to keep it up.
I buy her as a scammer who got in over her head.I just buy it.And I buy that he was like really excited by it because like,
Alec Baldwin was too excited to be doing a fucking Spanish accent on TV and in these podcasts, but then able to be like, oh, I'm impersonating my wife who is from Spain, so she's white.It's not racist.It's not racist.
And he, yeah, you're right.And he said it immediately after, which means that he was cognizant of the choice being kind of racist, but he was also like, but I really need to do it.He was like, I'll just not apologize afterwards.
Mask off.Like if I, if I came to my family and said, you're meeting my boyfriend, I've been lying this whole time and been doing like a French accent because he thinks that I'm French. First of all, I would never live it down.
Like every time anybody in my family saw me, they would just absolutely rip the shit out of me.But then they would not.Why would anybody go along with a lie?She got married to him and nobody was like, we're not Spanish.
Your family wouldn't hold you down through that line?No, my family would sell me out immediately if I was doing that kind of scam.Absolutely not.
Siobhan, that's so upsetting because as the resident white woman here, I really thought that your family would hold it down and you would come home and they'd be like, we've got a Spanish rice and we've got...
I think if they want to do it, that's how they would do it in a way that's like, I'm supporting you, but so obviously fake and laughing the whole time that it was obvious that they were doing it.And then it would break within like three minutes.
He's also the main breadwinner, ain't he, in the Baldwin clan?
Yes, he is.They're all on the teat.That's why Hailey Bieber?Yeah, she went and got her a Bieber, because that ain't her daddy.She didn't get the rich daddy, so she was like, let me go in here and get me a Bieber.
But she got the better daddy. Wait, does she isn't her dad Billy?I thought that was Seth or whatever that one with the s start with If it's Steven if it's Steven the racist one Billy Billy's Billy's the one who was on Gossip Girl you stand him
Oh, Billy Baldwin.And also he got the best, I like that, Billy Baldwin.Mm, sounds sexy.But while we're here, a quick pullover.Just to say, just so you guys know out there, there's a difference between race and nationality.
So you can be Latino, and Oscar, you can obviously speak to this more than I can, but you can be Latino and you can be white, you can be indigenous, you can be black. And people don't know that.
So there was a lot of girls on Twitter who were like, you're appropriating the Gina Rodriguez's.And it was like, you don't know what you're talking about.
What I will say is that a Spanish person from Spain is not Latinx.They are Hispanic because they speak Spanish.That's a prominent language, but they are not from Latin American countries.As a matter of fact, Spaniards are white people.
I will come correct, colonizers.So they are still white, white, white, white.So, you know, she's co-opting another version of white culture, you know, albeit with a little more sazon, but still.
Yes, it's spicy white.Like if you're a wasp from Boston, which is the most like vanilla of white that you can be, even as a British person, I'm like, wow, those people from Massachusetts are really white.Like, Damn, burn!
Like, you go to Spain on vacation and they're like, oh, they're nice to each other and they like hug each other and dance.That seems like nice and exciting.
My favorite colonizer is Pedro Almodovar. Ah, yes, yes, yes.Love him.
Yeah, but Spaniards are just people, like mayonnaise people with a little paprika in them.That's all it is, right?
When I tell you the first time I realized that that is true, it was years ago, probably like, like college, like when I was living in New York or something after college.
And I like, truly that first time that I found out like people from Spain are just white. I was like, Oh, no, for real.
Because like in the nineties, like everybody was like, Oh, thank God for Latinx culture.We have Antonio Andres and it's like, he's still white.Y'all like he's from Spain.
Penelope Cruz is not Hispanic.
She's Hispanic, but not Latinx.
But if we're hopping into the white gaze, we can't deny that more European whites from the UK and from America kind of look at whites from Spain as still POC or still lesser than, but only in the white man's eyes.
When they are in Spain, they are the white man.So it's important to make that distinguished because a lot of people were trying to Rachel Dolezal, Hilaria, and I was like, it's not the same thing.
Rachel hopped up in Negro spaces and said, get out of here, makers, get out.And she took their jobs.
That's why this is funny.She's just impersonating a white woman.And it's not like she is stealing jobs from Latinx people.They don't want to marry Alec Baldwin.
That is a job too.No, they don't want to run a yoga wellness center.That's just white as hell.I'm assuming it just sells like powders.That's what wellness is, right?Just sells a variety of powders.
That's wellness pretty much.So, Eladia first visited Spain with her parents when she was a baby.She said she went at least yearly thereafter.She declined to explain in detail how frequently they traveled, right?
So, here's a video of Eladia saying that she is from España.España. So this is a podcast that she did. So we can stop there.
Why she's saying that she doesn't know any pop culture is because before the clip that we have, because we have so much to get through.She said that when she met Alec Baldwin, she did not know who he was.
She said, I did not have a television in Spain.I did not watch the SNL.I've never seen it.
But people in Spain know who Alec Baldwin is.No, they don't.OK.
They have television.He started a telenovela.
You can't tell me she didn't- She started a telenovela for eight years in Madrid.
You can't tell me she didn't see fucking Beetlejuice and was like, that shit is international, okay?That has international appeal and reach.
She never has seen con sus ojos.
She never has seen with her eyes.Lacey though, my favorite, that is actually one of my favorite things that came out about Hilaria.Really?That interview, because that interview you just played, they ask her, where she's from and she says
My parents live in Mallorca.Yeah, Mallorca.So she completely sidesteps the question of where are you from?And she says, my parents currently live in Spain.Did she lie?Did she lie?No.It's a half truth.
It's a half truth.Did she motherfucking lie?Did she lie?
Lies detected.No.Lies where?Huh?Straight up, lies where?Lies where?That's for the young girls on the TikTok. Yeah, no, so you're absolutely right.She was kind of telling these half-truths.Also, her family's not from Spain.
They recently moved to Mallorca, so she's acting like they've lived there and like they're from there, and I love that.I love this.
So it's a family business of like cultural co-opting, yes?
Well, her family hasn't made any... They haven't lied and said that they were Hispanic. I don't, you know.I guess they probably had to, to some degree, be like, yeah, yeah, this is what we about.Because Alec obviously comes home.
My parents would have did that.If I came home with a rich ass man and I was just, you know, you know what I mean?If we was all going to come up, my parents would have been like, OK, our favorite flower is poinsettia.We would have did it.
So on The Ellen Show, Hilaria or Laria revealed that Alec waited six weeks before they kissed. Do you guys know that he shook my hand for six weeks and we didn't kiss that long after we met?
Yeah, because she was 26, I think.She was 26 years old and he was like 50.
I don't know.I think that's his line.That's a straight up lie.No, you guys are whores.
You guys are whores.You guys are whores.I never have sex and I never kiss.
Listen, not even a kiss on the cheek.Listen, if she's being honest to Spanish customs, you gotta kiss, you gotta kiss on the cheek, both cheeks.You know what I mean?Not even that?
But the song is Besame Mucho.
This guy doesn't like me then.I guess I'm friends with that.Can you imagine going on dates with him?I'm going on a date and then he shakes my hand.
If it's six weeks, how do you know if you're dating?How do you know?It's just like handshakes and no make it out.But what if the handshake escalates?
That's crazy.What if it escalates from like a handshake to like you stick one finger inside the palms of your handshake?That's still a handshake, Lacey.You know what?
Six weeks of that?You want six weeks of that?
Actually good for her because at the end of six weeks, she got a kiss.I've been in many relationships. that I thought I was in.I didn't get the kiss at the end of the six weeks, so we really were just friends.She is an inspiration leader.
But this is another example of why I think Ilaria was part of scamming, trying to get Alec to marry her, because she's like, I'm not giving up my goods just yet.We're gonna stick with a handshake, and then you gotta tie me down.
And he's thinking about her in this kind of like weird fetishizing way of like, oh, she's Hispanic and Spanish.
He seems the type.Wasn't he obsessed with Selma Hayek?He was like, I'm gonna lick her coochie, it's gonna taste like rembanditos.
Yes.What I wanna know is.I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna eat her tapas.I'm gonna get canceled.
Just small bites, just small bites.
Does she have a bunch of men on, does she have a bunch of, men on deck and then pull the trigger on Alec.
Had to have had to.Oh, my God.Who else?
Who else?Who else was in the in on the like Spanish scam?Like was she scamming McConaughey?Oh, my God.Wow.
Jim. She's like from somewhere else, Macaulay, she's from Australia.
She just went online and she's like, Oscar nominees, who can I?
Also, as a 26 year old at the time, hanging out in a restaurant where Alec Baldwin would also frequent, means that she was one of those skinny hot restaurant girls who went everywhere and got everything paid for.
And I know because I'm not thin and I don't need to be thin, I like my size, but I'm hot.And so when I was younger, in my early 20s, I would be bippin' and boppin' in the most expensive restaurants.I be at all the steakhouses, girl.
I be in there with the athletes, with the senators, with everybody.And we just be in there like, thank you so much for this surf and turf, Mr. Man.I don't know your name.
I look like I'm eating a sandwich.They're the girls who, you know.They're like eating a half a side salad and like, I'm so full.I'm so full.
Or like, they order all this food and it's all still left on the table when they go out to the club.
That's also wild because like a young girl like that, just speaking in a fake accent in a restaurant, I would just assume that she was an NYU student.
Do you know she didn't go to NYU?
She did.Did she go to NYU?
No, she went to NYU.Didn't she?She went to NYU.Yeah.Didn't she come to New York to go to NYU?
That's what she said, but she didn't go there.
She went to... What?No, no, no.No, that's rude.She didn't even go to NYU.
She went to Cambridge.NYU is so expensive.She went to this Boston school.Somebody grab this for me.
Yo, you can't claim you're from NYU and not go there.That shit is...
So we have a clip of her talking about her engagement.Also, she was never married before.FYI, for you guys who are waiting for that fact.And now we have a clip of her talking briefly about her engagement.So in 2012, she's going to get married.
So this is extra.She's on extra right now.She's talking about her engagement to Alec Baldwin.Go ahead.
or did you, how did it, I mean, did it pop, like, how did it happen?
Well, he took me out to Montauk, and he said that was as close as he could get to Spain, to my family, and to Rome, because he really liked Rome as well.And he got down on his knee, and then I don't remember the rest, because I started crying.
But yeah, he's very romantic.
Look at your face, you're turning so cute.Hey, I'm turning all red now.
All right, that's good.Cut.So he took her to Montauk, which they call the, I'm sure he took her to the edge of the world, which there's like this lighthouse in Montauk, which they call like the end of the world or whatever.
He took her there and said, this is the closest we can get to space. I guess she I guess she was at NYU and then I guess she was at BU and then transferred to NYU.
Yeah, her story, oh yeah, we got it popped up over here in the corner too.Her story was that she flew from España straight to NYU.Straight to NYU.Yeah, but she took a stop at BU.
Yeah, there was a layover at BU.
There was a small layover, you know, a couple years at BU.I also want somebody to propose to me at the lighthouse at the end of the world and be like, this is the closest we could get to Africa.
I get it though, because you know, being spicy, being Latina at BU is probably not good for you.
Yeah, nobody cares.You gotta get to New York City, baby.So even though in New York City, there's so many Latinos, there's so many Hispanic people.
Right, but if they think you're Hispanic at BU, like, I don't know, would you get killed or something?What?Is it Boston?I just think they kill everybody.
Nah, she kept that to herself.She didn't pull up that fantasy just yet.Right.
So in 2012, the two got married and Hilaria incorporated several Spanish elements into her 175 guest wedding, a small wedding. She later said that I like that I brought in a bit of my culture.
During their vows, Hilaria is seen waving a flamenco hand fan. I don't know why.There it is.
So wild.You know, truly wild.
Because España, I hope she at least got on Pinterest and was like España weddings or something.Because I was she about to do the can can?What's happening?That's not Spanish anywhere.
So weird.That's more Moulin Rouge than it is Spain.
Yes.She said, whatever I can find.So, you know, Google wasn't that good back then.They didn't add several O's to Google since 2012.So she probably had like six O's when she Googled.
So they exchanged wedding bands that had Somos un buen equipo, which means we are a good team, inscribed on their wedding bands.So to this day, probably, Alec Baldwin can pull off his wedding band and see the Spanish
be reminded of how much of a fool he was.
So, introducing Mrs. Baldwin.This one's going to be a little longer, guys, but we're going to get through it.We're almost there.
So for weeks now, the Internet has been sharing evidence of Hilaria speaking in Spanish accents in some videos and standard American English in others.How you say, play that video?
This is my favorite video.
So this is Alaria on a cooking show.She's on today.She's on today and she's doing a cooking segment, you know, as the wife of Mrs. Baldwin, Senorita Baldwin.So she's on here doing a cooking segment, guys, and we just want you to listen to him.
A few ingredients.We have tomatoes.We have, um, what is it?Cucumber.Cucumbers.We have red pepper.We have, of course.
Stop.Stop. How you say it in English?How you say it in English?Cucumber.Cucumber.
Cucumber.Cucumber.Cucumber.Okay.How dare she?
It's so rude.It's like, that is so rude to not even say it in Spanish.Oh, how do you say?It's like you said it in English.
She said, how do you say?Cucumber.
How do you say cucumber? Come on now.Come on now.
You know what?That was the point.She started believing her own lies.She did.
She said, I'm going to flex on these hoes on the Today Show, OK?Oh, you just know when she's having sex with Alex, she's probably like, ay, papi.Ay, como se dice?Ay, I'm coming.
How do you say, I'm coming? She got into D. She got into D. And then she got into D. Yo, I ain't even gonna lie.
Okay, I used to date a Puerto Rican man and he got some eye poppies out at me, okay?I had a good time.I had a good time.And by that, mom, I mean we were praying.Okay, mom, if you're listening. My papi, I mean daddy Jesus.
So let's get into her life as the married woman.Obviously the cook on better video.So Alaria has many talents.One is being Spanish and another is being pregnant.She has had five children. Yes, it's very fertile.Shout out to look at these.
And she loves to post photos on Instagram of her pregnant.Um, shut up.
Constantly on Instagram.Oh, I have
of a friend who posted a video as a Larry Baldwin.And at the end, she was like, you know, this whole thing is a misunderstanding.She was like, you know, I am.I am embarrassed.And they were like, no, that that means that means pregnant.
And she was like, well, I am that, too, because he's pregnant so much.So her kids names. Are Carmen, Rafael Tomas, Leonardo Angel, Romeo Alejandro, Eduardo Paul Lucas.Those are the names of how white they do.
They sound like the Ninja Turtles.That is the whole cast of Passions.
Yes, Ira, yes! Oh my God.
Can you imagine committing to a bit so hard that your children, imagine if she did this and she was pretending to be Nigerian and she was naming her kids like Timmy, Ola, Wafemi and they're like white as snow.
Like you have to go your whole life and people are like, why are you white?Like Mean Girls is your whole life.Why are you white?
I truly respect the bit.I respect the commitment.Like, it's so stupid.It's such a stupid thing.But you know what?
She got her kids involved now.She got her kids involved.
That's too much.Our kids are like the kids in the Americans, like thinking that they're just like normal American kids, except that they think that they're Spanish.
Yeah, she said that she sends them to a bilingual school where they have Spanish in school and she speaks to them in Spanish at home.After the pandemic, she said that she and Mr. Baldwin.I don't know why she said Mr. Baldwin.
She says, you know, so plan to spend more time with their children in Mallorca.That's from The New York Times.
So whoever the New York Times fact checker is, baby girl.
Lying to the New York Times, what does she work for Trump?
That's just sinful, that's sin.
Nowadays when you go to the New York Times they're like, okay so we're gonna need you to do an ancestrytree.com before we'll do the interview.
Wanna take a little saliva sample, gonna do 23andMe.
Yeah, just making sure.Mine will come back as Thomas Jefferson so then I'll be white.
You know, if I scammed my kids scamming too, I don't give a fuck.
That's the point of having a kid.Her kids got it on us.
I'm like, I'm in this, you in this.
Come here, Raviel.Betta de Rachel.So here's some more brain farts.So she was pregnant and working out in heels, and she wasn't using her accent.And we'll see a small clip of this.Oh, shit.
What the fuck?And then close it.And then open it out and close it.When you open it out, it's the activation of the outer glutes.When you close it, you should feel inner thigh work.
This is crazy.This is insane.
The heels are working, but she is wearing wool.And you're going to ask, the heels are not necessary. I'm going out with my husband right now, so don't make a big deal about it.
OK.So she's wearing a wool sweater, high-inch heels.And if you guys are familiar with the Pagal Louboutin.Oh, my God.Why did I just say that?That's a ridiculous thing to say.But it's like a pointy, high-heeled shoe that's like a pointy heel.
But it's like an uncomfortable shoe to even stand in.And she's doing leg lifts in it. With no accent.What accent, girl?
It flipped.She literally flipped like a light switch.
A lot of people said and blew us a kiss.
The pain of the pain of the heels and the wool.She like she could do all that at once.OK, that was a lot.
You're right.She was she was fully pregnant.Also, she's like nine months pregnant, wearing a high, painful heel in a wool sweater.She can't also keep a Spanish accent at that time.
All of the Spanish is just being absorbed through the placenta into the baby.
A quote from her former dance partner was because she used to dance a lot.She says the whole Alaria thing is hilarious to me, he says, like obviously knowing that she wasn't Hispanic.
He says when they danced the rumba and the cha-cha at events at the New York Dance Festival, he knew her as Hilary Hayward Thomas.So even when she was doing the cha-cha and you know, The Roomba, she wasn't pretending to be Hilaria.
And here's a picture of her doing the cha-cha and the Roomba.And look at how tan she is.But you know, all the dancers tan raw.
For ballroom dancing, this is just normal.
Yeah, she's dark skinned there.Viola Davis, is that you?
Mario Lopez is Mario Lopez Hispanic.
I don't know now She drained all of his Latinx energy She's like a succubus for the Latinx people.
Here's looking at you Mario.I don't know so The trouble began for Ms.Baldwin on December 21st this past year.
That is when a woman who uses the Twitter handle Lynn Briscoe tweeted, you have to admire Hilaria Baldwin's commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person.Just so you guys know, she also like was on Aloha Magazine twice.
with her family of, you know, her Latino family with Alec Baldwin, which I found very funny.She was also, what is the Latinx?I think it's like called Latina or yeah, Latina Magazine.
Latina Magazine.She was best dressed on Latina Magazine like three years in a row.
Latina Magazine should know better.
Well, Justin Timberlake has BET awards.
Yeah, but Justin Timberlake is more Latina than Hilaria.
So here we have a video of Hilaria speaking Spanish, and I actually thought that her Spanish wasn't too bad.She sounds kind of like a Spaniard, but she's really putting the stank on it in a way that I was like, baby girl.
Baldwin told us how she has settled this fourth pregnancy.Tired, dizzy, but I'm fine.I'm almost three months, so I'm at this time, but fine.And super happy.And super happy.
When I tell you about her tongue, though, that's it was a gentry giving you people don't stick out their tongue when they do the.
This half of her looking like the mask.She's like smoking.
Freddy Krueger through the phone time.OK, just like.
That shit was a Budweiser commercial.
And also doing that thing that like, that white woman thing when she's doing an accent of like the shaking her head with like all the accents too.It's like, hola cuesta.
Gonna move your whole body to do the voice.
It looked like, when you're watching it, it was like, yes, her Spanish, like, she knows it.She studied it, I guess.She speaks it.
She speaks it, but didn't it feel to anybody else, like, the person interviewing her must have been like, it seemed like she was thinking as she was speaking, you know?Like, it's not natural.
I want to say the opposite.I think that she has some rehearsed phrases specifically around her children.Cause obviously this was like a meta side that she's talking about being pregnant and how far along she is and how much she loves her kids.
And I think she had a little bit, cause look, I partially speak Spanish.I'm like, I, you know, it's, I can speak, I can get away around.If I got dropped off in any Spanish speaking country, I'd be fine.
It's super broken, but there are certain phrases I can get out very easily.Like if people ask me, like, how do you speak Spanish?And I'm like, And like that kind of stuff, I can get out very quickly and it sounds good.
But then if you ask me anything else, I'm like, okay. Give me a moment.
Like, it's gonna be... You pull out a book.
I pull out Duolingo, the album that gaslights you.It's like, bitch, why you ain't doing your Duolingo today?You don't want to be bilingual no more?You want to be trash?All right, xenophobe.
Now, my question to y'all is this.Do you think she had a Spanish coach teaching her and working with her on the DL, teaching her Spanish.
I would buy every good soap opera villainess has a male lackey.
Just work for them.So he's probably full from Spain.And you know he's gay.He's got to be gay.
This is elementary school Oscar, but like you stay on the dark path.
Gay or like almost celibate and like in love with her and she never notices.
I believe that.And you know, Alex gotta go away to shoot stuff, he's gotta go away to do movies and production, so she probably had plenty of time to really get the Spanish poppin' and, you know, caliente by the time that he returned.
But I just wanna say, that video of her working that tongue, I'm like, I know her tongue was tired as fuck.When she got home, she was like, put that bitch in some Polydent, cause god damn, she was beating the fuck up out of that tongue!
Woo!Totally!She couldn't even use it on Alex!
She's like, not tonight.I had a press thing tonight.I can't tonight.
No wonder it took them six weeks to kiss.She's tired.The mouth was exhausted.
Are you getting mouth cramps?She went to the doctor and they were like, you need to stay off of it.You need to stay off of your mouth.
Whatever you're doing, stop.
Suck on some ice and stay off your mouth, okay?Cause you're doing too much.
So she said that she doesn't think that travel, like she would refer an online post to her traveling to Spain as going home, which she says that she doesn't think is misleading.
And obviously we've seen a lot of videos of her accent gone wrong or gone away. I wanna say that I don't think Hilaria Baldwin's accent has gone away.I think it's just on like maybe a vacation.I think it's in the Bahamas with Tupac.
I think it's gonna come back.And so I'm excited for when she takes it back up again.
I'm waiting for what accent is gonna drop next.Like she's been revealed as not Spanish.Where's she gonna go next?Suddenly she's German.I don't know.Right.Let's go uninspired.
Will she inspire other young white women too to be Spanish?
Honestly, this is a tale as old as time.This is the study abroad complex that we see all the time.A white girl studies abroad and all of a sudden she is that culture.You know, she comes back and her voice is a little different.
Her vibe is a little different.The country, quote unquote, changed her along with her personality and her voice.So Hilaria is just, you know, she's took a lot of semesters abroad.You know what I mean?And she's just,
keeping that culture real close to her.
I get it, because being a white girl is boring.Like it's boring being a waspy white girl.It's so boring.And like so much of being a wasp is like repressing all of your emotions.You're not really allowed to like things.
You just have like, if you like something, you're like, yeah, it's good.Like that's as much emotion. As you're allowed to show in those cycles.So naturally.You go to a Beyoncé Cribs concert and you're like, well, this is all right.Yeah, I like it.
And then you're slightly buffing and people are like, that'll do Beyoncé.That'll do.Too much.That'll do Beyoncé.You're embarrassing your family.
You're embarrassing your family.That'll do Beyoncé.
You gotta have a babe moment.
Let's hear it.So Alec Baldwin came out to defend his espoisa against the rumors and allegations.
And we're just going to hear a very short clip because he does this eight minute video where he rambles the entire time about cancel culture, not specific to her, very much specific to him because he's obviously a narcissist.
He's talking about how much he hates TMZ, all this other stuff.
It's just like Jeffrey Epstein, right?
He talks about Epstein.And he was like, I wasn't on the Lolita logs and I wasn't.It was like very much like old man shakes fist at Cloud. Why do you have to say that you weren't on the log?I know he does such a red flag.
You know, he's I take the plane.I took the bus.
I just want everybody to know now I was not on the Jeffrey Epstein planes.I wasn't I didn't have anything to do with it.I don't know that man.
So, yeah, it's a lot.But this is 17 seconds at the end of the video where it's he's alluding to a lot of Baldwin.
We're going to play that when you love somebody, you want to defend them.
I love that this feels like he's in like a Mission Impossible movie and he's about to like explode into nothingness.
Why is he whispering?Is she upstairs or something?
Yeah.First of all, they definitely have stairs in their apartment in New York.And also, she's definitely like right next door listening to him.
That was so Kevin Spacey, though.That was just like those videos that he releases every holiday. Like, who asked for this?Nobody wants to.I'm just doing my Southern accent.
Also, I'm gonna kill another person this week who has accused me of misconduct.
He's like, yeah, y'all canceled me, but I'm still acting.
Nobody's watching those videos, right?He could be admitting to murders, Kevin Spacey, in those videos.Every time one comes out, I'm like, I'm not gonna watch that.People are watching him.
They're creepy, but they're funny. crazed.
It's because it just takes a lot of audacity to get on camera and be like, people want to see this.
Make it a whole web series.
And I love that it is around the holidays. It's gonna ruin every Christmas.What the hell?
But back to Alec Baldwin defending Surina, I would, I just loved his, he could be talking about anything now, right?Anything.Consider the source.
And I will say he did reiterate that phrase during the earlier parts of the video.He's like, TMZ, not a good source.Consider that source.So he says it a lot.So then I think he thinks at the end he's like, driving it home.Right.
But Alec, the source is Alaria Baldwin.This is Alaria Baldwin.
The source are facts, bro.Like, they're true.These are facts.People have done the research and she got caught.
Envideos. He got caught because like, even the accent that he's doing to make fun of her is not the fake accent that she has.No.
Like, the accent that he is doing is so much more ridiculously Spanish than the, like, little kind of flavor of it that she has that it's like, what?
He was giving you, like, Sofia Vergara.I think that's who he thought he married.Yes, that's what he thought he married. It's like that's the accent he's like trying to give and she's giving more like not that.
It's too much white woman every time she does the accent.It's always like a light little accent and then it's just like cucumber.
How do you say it?How do you say it?
Cucumber.How do you say it?
All right, guys, we're going to take a quick break.We'll be back for the end of the show.Wow.What a ride.What a rodeo.
Alright guys, oh we need to decompress.I need a siesta.After that, we're here for Scammer of the Week and this is the end of the show.It's so sad because this is where I'm gonna have to let Oscar and Aida and Siobhan go.
But before we go, antes, there we go. If you speak Spanish, I know I'm getting on your nerves today.Scammer of the Week.
So Scammer of the Week is very like, we're just talking about an artist who says that a man posed as a building owner hired him for a mural, then disappeared.So an Illinois artist, Joshua Hawkins, Yoshua Hawkins.No, he's just a regular white man.
Said that a man named Nate hired him last month to paint a mural on his building and offered Hopkins more than he was asking to do for it.So this man was like, hey, I'm gonna, will you commission this art?I'll pay you for it.
And he's like, maybe like 1,700.He's like, okay, 3,000.He's like, um.
When do people ever offer more?
As an artist, not under any circumstances ever.
Also, if anybody ever offers you more, it's drugs and whatever they're trying to get you to do.They don't want you to know it.
There's drugs in that paint.
You gotta lick that paint like in Willy Wonka.Right, everyone's licking the paint.So, he said, Hawkins said that he met the man twice.First, when the man dropped off the paint, and then second, when he dropped off the other half of the payment.
And so he said at the time he didn't think anything about the situation like was off, right?So he did the mural and he got a crew.It took three days to paint.
Then like some of the things started to click and I realized, well, the guy met me at the building, but he didn't really stay too long.He was kind of rushed and took off really quick.
I never went inside of the building and he met me outside to drop off the paint and money, said Hawkins.
He was like, I started to realize people, things were suspicious when we met in an alleyway at 3 a.m.and he kept looking.
He came in with a trench coat and a big old hat.
He looked from side to side constantly.I thought he had a neck condition.
He kept saying, tell no one.
So when it was done, he called the man who hired him and hasn't gotten a call back.Last week, to his surprise, Hawkins got a call from the building's actual owner, also named Nate.He said, I thought it was a prank at first.
So he calls and asks like, do you know this guy?And what the hell did you just paint on my building?And I kind of chuckled and I was like, I was hired to paint it.
So come to find out this guy had him paint a Russian phrase that was peace, land, and cookies, roughly translated into English, on a mural. And he did it on a building that he didn't own.So how does Donald Trump factor into this?
OK, but Joshua Hawkins got paid.
He did.So this is an ethical scam.Copy Trump because Trump doesn't pay his contract.Yeah.But it's Russia, though. Like, what is this peace and cookies?It was a cookie monster thing, right?
I think it was like cookie monster with the phrase peace, love, peace, land, and cookies.
I don't know.That feels like some kind of code, like for the operatives to come.So this is what it is.
I mean, that's a cool fucking mural.
Oh, weird.I think that's dope.
With an actual cookie monster?Yeah.That's copyright material right there.
This feels like terrorism. This looking like terrorisms to me, like this where all the spies get activated and they meet up and... You know what it is?
It's a bit.It's somebody doing a bit.Somebody's window faces this building and they were like, I'm going to get this mural painted for my friend as a bit.I don't believe that.Y'all haven't been on Wayfair lately.
OK, let me put y'all on my QAnon theory. Oh gosh, guys, well this has been a fantastic episode.Oh man, I'm so excited to release it.Let's just do a little round table here.We can start with you, Siobhan.
Where do you want to be found?Oh, you can follow me on Twitter at Bonnie Tom or Instagram.If if you're any of your audience cares about Dungeons and Dragons, I feel like that's a that's a wide Venn diagram.You can watch Dimension 20 on YouTube.
It's fun.I don't know.It's it's it's. a bad time.We're all doing what we can.
I love that you're a woman in Dungeons and Dragons.Yes.Because I was reading, I went down a wormhole about like the misogyny in Dungeons and Dragons.So.
Oh yeah.No, fuck that shit.No, it's, we, it's a very, um, it's the world is changing.We're taking it back.It's, it's UCB circa 2018.We're taking back the space.
Even Even the imaginary worlds, you hear that?You hear that, you MAGA racists?They're taking everything out.
They're taking Dungeons and Dragons.You don't get to be racist in a fantasy world either.Keep it to yourself.The dragon got a durag now, y'all.
Dungeons and dragonettes.
Yes.The girls are down there as well.Ira, where would you want to be found?
Um, nowhere.I have a lot of outstanding bills.I actually just launched a newsletter.Yeah.And you know, so find me at iramadison.substack.com.Forget the other socials.Forget the other socials.
Oh, I love your other socials.Ira's so good on Twitter.
Well, I'm back on Twitter.I'm back on Twitter, but I lost the at Ira because of my foolishness.So I have a new account.It's Ira the third, two Es, like Megan.
You were an early mover if you got Ira.Wow.Maybe one day we can wrestle it back from Jack's hands.
Please, please, can we bling ring Jack and get my app back?
We can bling ring Jack and not do anything else.That sounds like a great day.
I want to steal.I do too.
Quarantine is so boring.Right?
Everybody's in their home.Just let me rob a little bit.
Like there's no, and there's no subsidies for robbers.You know, everyone's in their home.
Like what's the stimmy?Robbers need a stimmy.
although it would have been a great time during quarantine to bling ring the Kardashians when it was on that island.Ooh, yes.Missed opportunity, you're right.Yes, stay woke.Damn.
Stay woke.All right, and last but not least though,
You can find all of my podcasts that I do there.
So I think that's the easiest way to find me and reach me.
Oh, right.And as always, guys, as always, I'm going to be British at the end, just to really switch it up.As always, guys, Laci Mosley.You can find me at D-I-V-A-L-A-C-I, Diva Laci, on all platforms.
And if you want to find the show, if you want to snitch on your friends and family, just make sure that the scam is retired so we don't fuck up your bag.That is ScamGoddessPod at Gmail.com.¡Con agresión!¿Cómo dices stay?¿Cómo dices stay?Quédate.
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