Record, record, record!All of the DONGs in here, baby!Get you in the DONGs in here, baby!That's the best way to start.
I really felt you on that one, man.I really felt you on that one.
That felt good.That was a good jump.I felt we jumped correctly. We were definitely in sync on that one.
Yeah, I think getting a lot of vibes of we are the world, you know We are the world was in there very much so very much So one of us will definitely be the Bob Dylan character who was not singing at all.
So that's I think oh, yes, that's my Totally gone with the lyrics just gone with the lyrics and just just chillin just chillin with the sunglasses on maybe clapping I don't know one of us will probably be in that category.We'll see.
Yeah Don't nobody hire.He can be Bob Dylan He kind of would be the great Bob Dylan character in that scenario.They have the same hair the hair He's gonna look going on.
I bet you if he's saying he would sound like Bob Dylan Yeah, we are sadly we are sadly down a a con man this evening He is in great city of Denver if you're in Denver go ahead get your tickets to see con he is playing at the Los Alamos as the Los Alamos and he's playing at the fluky fluky
theater yeah he's going to the the he'll be having a book signing at the atomic cowboy diner if I'm not mistaken I'm reading that am I reading that correctly yeah I think this is the one-man show where he pops the the ping-pong balls out of his pussy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a banana show it is it is his banana show he's he's very proud of it we're very proud for him as well oh yeah he loves her and he loves supporting him
Amazing anus does great work up there.
What is it?He's got like six bananas and on the top of each banana is a candle.He shoots out a ping pong to just hit the flame off the candle.
He's out here playing Donkey Kong with his asshole with those bananas, yeah.
And then he eats them and throws them behind him and people fall.Hilarity ensues.Yeah.It's just like Mario Kart.
Oh yeah.He loves it.He loves it. But we're a quad.We're a quad.We're a quad here tonight.And we're going to do a quad.We're doing a scary episode because we're heading into the month of October and all things scary account here.Right?Yeah.
That's a good, that's a good, that's a good ghost, man.That's, that's worthy of Scooby Doo, what I just heard there.Indeed.
I've always thought I could be Scooby-Doo caliber acting.I think we could get there as a group.
Definitely as a voice actor, you could be on there.
I always thought you was a Thelma.You know what I mean?I just thought you that way.
Yeah, I think it's the thick-rimmed glasses and thick thighs.Yes, yes.
Them thighs, yeah.They do not lie.No, they don't.They don't.I have a sickness.
Check out KY's watermelon shows.We're gonna have him up on the fans.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.He does it for all kinds.George Carlin, it's not George Carlin Watermelon.
It's the thighs.It's a double show you have, right?You show it back to back, but one is squeezing watermelons with your thighs, the other is where you're like Gallagher, and you just take a giant hammer out and smash watermelons.
Correct, I'm sorry, Gallagher, yes, my bad.
Gallagher, hey, that was the comedian I was allowed to watch as a child because not everything was R. He just exploded watermelons. Yeah, yeah, I just don't know.
Swing a really big hammer feels like pedophilia.
A little bit little bit, but that was more acceptable than all of the the fuck bombs that like Eddie Murphy and even Robin Williams would drop and stand up back in the day.
You know, yeah, my parents were heavily parenting with R rated stuff in my life.
Oh yeah, well, so now that we're on the Concept of spooky stuff.I went to the mall today and that was As you can imagine as you know, I was getting a battery replaced in a watch.I went to the store normal thing They said it'd be about 30 minutes.
So that's a death sentence 30 minutes is a death sentence to spend that time I'm gonna ask them if you can just go you can get your steps in you know and hide Yeah, you can get you you can get your steps in by walking around
Something about a space where there are numerous shops, people are gallivanting, they're walking at the slowest pace of their life, right?As they go in between different shops.
I gotta say, there's something about old people in the mall that makes me just wanna get fucking violent.Get the fuck out of my way.
Yeah, you need to move.You need to fucking move.You need to move.You're a target.
You're a target.Do you whisper this into their fucking ear as you go by?You're a target.
You're a target.You're a target.
You're fucking dying as you walk.
Fuck you.But it's just, it's just the, it's the no, no, uh, concept of, uh, of understanding the context of where you are.You're just walking.No care in the world.
No social graces.That's what goes as you age is your hearing, your mobility, and your social graces.And these people, these people might've been killed.You know, they could've been killed.
I also, I do want to say for listeners that knowing you very dearly, Ryan, you do not walk slow anywhere.
You're moving.That's true.You're in a clip.
That is true.That is true.And also malls are perpetually an item of avoidance for me because of the nature of a lot of people in a concentrate something's not for you.
So you're autism flared up.Yeah.I don't know.I have to go to Rias's.It just comes up.
I have to exactly.And there's just no like cute commercial with a song from the nineties playing with a condition that's solvable.It's just in my head.
Heaven forbid I ever have to go to the Apple store because that's going to fucking kill me.That's going to put me over the edge.
There'll be a cardiac event.Something's got to give.Definitely a cardiac event.
There's going to be a cardiac event.Oh yeah.I figured one of the most worst things that could happen to you is that you run into someone you know that you just don't want to see whatsoever.
And that's always a fear too because you're going to run into people.I hate that too.
I can't stand running into people I don't know. There's not a lot of living people, Ryan.It's just a tiny, tiny list.
I ran into a work person today, and I'm gonna belittle them when I see them on Monday, that's for sure.Oh, for sure.Yeah, they're going down.You just destroy them.Destroy them to the core.
How many kiwis were you buying, Barry, you fucking idiot?
What the fuck you doing on kiwis, you fucking moron, Barry.You guys know Barry buys five kiwis at a time, like a moron? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, just destroy this shot.Yeah, destroy this poor Barry.Worst part of humanity.Let's just say you go to a Sbarro's pizza and you're waiting in line.Old school.What a horrific event that is.Yeah.
Yeah, that's why that's you're queuing yourself up to get diarrhea, man.What's up with that?Oh, yeah.Yeah.
Well, because it's delicious.
I'm waiting in line for my diarrhea.I'm waiting in line for my diarrhea.That's all it is.
I might as well feed this pizza to my asshole here.Give myself an enema.Enema with pizza here.Marinara clean out.
Yeah, the marinara cleanout.
I bet the time turnaround would be the same though.If you shoved a piece of pizza up your ass and had this chance, I bet if you ate it, it'd be just the amount of time.It'd be the same thing.It's the same amount of time.Yeah.
It is the same amount of time.And I don't know the science.I'm not a biologist, but it's definitely, it's gotta be the same.
I'll run that.I'll run that through some A.B.testing tonight.Let you guys know what goes up.Yeah.With some A.B.
We'll do some A.B.Some A.B.We'll A.B.it.We'll A.B.this guy.Send him to Connor.Connor will tell us if we're on track or not.That's what I understand.
Justin's gonna look at his lady and be like, hey, you eat your pizza and let me know when you have the shits.I'm gonna go shove this one up my ass.We'll figure it out.We'll run it by him.Runs out of the room.
She'll be down, man.She'll time it out for me.She's ride or die.She's ride or die.She's ride or die.
She'll definitely, she'll clock it.She'll clock it for you.But that's just a daily scary story.We got some scary stories to get into.
We got all our scary stories.Get ready.
Get ready for scary stories more than just dealing with people at the fucking mall.
God, I mean, it could still be that.Maybe one of us has a story like that, that, you know, serial killer or something.Who knows?Because we're going to cover A wide berth of ground here.
Shout out, shout out, if you're into retro gaming and you ever played Zombies Ate My Neighbors, the level where you are chased by little dolls in the mall, basically that's what I feel like every time.That's a deep cut.
It's a deep reference.Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in, Zombies Ate My Neighbors.If you know it.
One of our dozen listeners is gonna be like.Yeah, let us know if you, on this, it's. Like that's what they're gonna say deep Super Nintendo.
Yeah deep Super Nintendo if you if you know it holler at us wherever you listen to our podcast Find us on the social media.Let me know zombies in our neighbors greatest game of all time We're just giving the public what they want.
We know what gets your dick hard your dicks.
Yeah, plural dicks Dicks, yes, and may if you if we happen to have a lady listener your clitoral dick
Yeah, we also yeah bloods rushing hard and you're yeah, and so speaking of dick or whatever we we do have the four of us here tonight and We're just we're just strong tall and thick, just like some dick should be, you know?That's how it goes.
So I'm gonna go ahead and introduce us all.I am Sean, the Magic Carpet Ride.I have assembled together this great team of juicy storytellers here.We're gonna start at the top of the list.Under me, of course, I'm Top Loaf.Under me is KY, the Jellyman.
The fact you call it tough is just... I don't know why bread makes it weird for me.
Bread and sex don't mix.You don't want to be the heel of the low.
No, no, but I would say I'm a resident heel of the loaf.You know, that's fine.
You choose that spot pretty often.
I find myself there.I like, it's because everybody touches me, but nobody takes me home.You know, I'm kind of like a nasty hoe, little piece of bread.
They see you and then they're like, well, there's probably a better one behind.
Yeah, yeah.I'll get a nibble, a desperate sandwich slice every now and then.
I see you as the action player.You get to have your freedom at the end of the night and do what you want.
But exactly, when you reach that 350 bin, All hands are off, baby.That's right.Someone's coming by to grab that, grab that, grab that top.
It's true.Well, listen.We're about to have it.Yeah, if it's Shawn's the top loaf, KY, you're the condiments, or the cheese, you know what I mean?You're a very active member of the sandwich.
He's the jelly.Yeah, he's the jelly right underneath.He's the jelly.I'm the jelly.
Exactly, you're the condiment, my man.
There's so much love and support on this podcast.
Grease man, he's the grease man.Grease man.
He's a grease man gas up which my job in any orgy is literally just to scream Oh, daddy like every second I could see you do what I mean touched or not every orgy needs a hype man every orgy needs a hype man, dude That's right.
Yeah, or just you need a PJ every orgy needs a hype man.
And shout out, yeah, definitely with his freak outs, but shout out the episode where we talked about shooting gang bangs.You know, we understand the vernacular now after that episode.Find us wherever you listen to podcasts.Check out that episode.
Check it out.We learned it this week with P. Diddy and his freak out parties.That's right.For sure. Not enough baby oil or lube.But we just need to get the slickness, you know?
That's what he wanted of the baby oil.And speaking of slickness, I have my next co-host, J Money.Dollar signs in his eyes.He is the slickest man.
I'm so slick, I'm slimy and slick, I'm through here.So I'm doing good, man.I'm doing good.Sean, baby, if you're the top loaf, okay, why is the condiments?And I'm J Money, that makes me the lettuce, baby, ooh.
Ooh, the devil's lettuce is what you are, baby, let me punch into that.
I am a little high, I'm a little high and drunk, so man, I'm good for the podcast.I'm good for the podcast, blacky and drunk.
I gotta say if you have to give the preface being good for the podcast, maybe maybe we're already there It's already understood baby.
We've already brought it together.It's Hardy This is the time Voltron has already made the the sticks come together So for for our final stick coming together here tonight big cat Ryan, baby.How you doing?Ooh, I
Oh, I'm good.I'm good.I'm ready to get wet on some of these fucking horror stories here.God.We'll see what happens.Oh, daddy.Oh, daddy.Please, please, please check us out wherever you listen to podcasts.Find us on the socials.
What are we getting right?What are we getting wrong this evening?Maybe you're a fan of one of these stories.Let us know.What is your paranormal experience or horror story that you have?
Exactly.We'd love to hear it.Have you been sucked off by Casper?We want to know. We can't bring Casper back.
We can't make Casper do that to us again, man.We can't do that.
No one made him.We might get canceled for that one.I told y'all, if it was his choice, he wanted it.
He wanted it.Just being sucked off by a 170-year-old three-year-old, you know what I mean?
Okay, he was able to speak full sentences before he died, all right? The pause before.
It's the fact that we have to have the conversation about his cognitive ability to speak sentences is the problem in the first place.
That's the biggest problem.That's the biggest problem.That is the biggest problem.All right.I just said all that knowing none of that will make it into this episode.
That's OK.That's OK.We'll see what hits and what sticks.But I think the idea here is, you know, I'm going to I'm going to start our little our Robin here of spookiness.
We're going to talk a little story, you know, about a decade or so ago in Los Angeles. to a nice lady named Elisa Lam.Any of y'all heard of her before?
Was she ever in porn?Yes.Was she in pornography?No pornography.In a certain hotel?There was.There was a hotel indeed.
So there was a hotel.She was not in pornography.As far as we know, she was not in pornography.
Right.Okay.Okay.So she was one of those original vloggers, bloggers, you know, back when the internet was still the internet. So probably dabbled in some light porn.Probably, you know, some chatterbait.I think that was what happening back in the day.
But she was not from L.A.She was actually doing a vacation through all the West Coast and had made it through like one of her third or fourth stops was in L.A.proper at the Cecil Hotel in downtown Los Angeles.
You know, it's like, it's one of those names where it's like, I guess if you're like 70, maybe you'll be like, oh, I have heard of the Cecil Hotel.Yes, that's a great, I don't fucking know.I've been to LA.
I don't know anything about this hotel until I started researching this shit.But so she was really big into blogging, vlogging all of her life.All of her vacation was online.She was one of those people who called her parents every day.
She was in Los Angeles for most of the month of January.On literally the last day of January in 2013, phone calls stopped. The blog stopped.Everything about her seemed to just come up short.And no one really knew what was going on.
The parents got a hold of the LAPD.The parents flew into town to try to find her.Everyone's just roaming downtown Los Angeles.Like, where is Elisa?They had nothing.They literally had nothing.
And the idea that brought all of this together as a most spooky of disappearances is what happened in the last known footage in an elevator security camera of Elisa. and it was basically earlier that night of January 31st.
She's in the elevator alone, but she seems to be talking with people and having deep arguments and conversations.
She's peering around the corner of the door, because apparently the elevator keeps stopping on levels when it doesn't look like she's expecting them to, so she'll look out all scared and stuff, come back in.
Crouching in the corner, she's pushing buttons, pushing buttons, opening and closing the doors after a little bit.She just looks like she's going through something.
You know, all those movies we see where someone's like talking to themselves or not like not talking to themselves, like Venom or whatever, where it's like, you know, Eddie Brock is talking to this other thing.
Like, what would it look like to the average person if you saw that from the outside and you didn't know?
I think it looked like a fucking possession.
Wow.So they were able to see all this via the footage.
Yes, this was just in the elevator.That was it.Just like- Just an elevator footage.Okay.Not even five minutes.
But so here's the thing is that that night, there was a lot of weird things going on in the hotel.There was like people calling into the front desk saying that, you know, the showers smell disgusting.It smells like rotting fruit.
or or like decomposing food or something like that but then also people would call in and say hey i just turned on my tap and it ran black for a full minute before regular water came out like this is like almost like some bringing in some like stephen king vibes of just like what is going on with the whole hotel here
It really is like, excuse me, there's a ton of red rum in my room.What's going on here?Ghost got jokes, ghost got jokes, ghost got jokes.Hey, if you get drunk with them, maybe they'll suck your dick.I'm just saying. The possibilities are open.
That's, yeah.Yeah, doors open.That's right.Maybe.That's right, so.I'll say possibilities and pastabilities.Pastabilities and pastabilities, yes.Leave that open.Leave that open.
What are you supposed to eat with your red rum?I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed that that made me giggle.I'm ashamed that that made me giggle.
So what have you been up to recently yeah Swirling a glass of I'm just hanging out man.
I appreciate the chicken ramen for sure They're there for me, but suck that even after you died that you still have to eat fucking ramen noodles, right?
That would suck.That's purgatory right there, bro.Like, you just, you did some shit.
It's the one food that can cross over.It's the only food that crosses over?It's the only thing you can eat in purgatory.
What would that, what would that, what would that show be?What would that show be?It would be Kira Sidwe talking about culinary ghosts.And the one thing is like, There's ramen left over in the bathroom.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN He starts with an R, I think.
He was in the orb.He was in the orb looking out.That's how his vision works.So all to say no one found her and the search went on for a few weeks and they kind of were thinking about calling it off.
We're looking at like the middle of February, you know, like almost three weeks later, over three weeks later. There was something weird going on with the water system, right?Like the complaints kept coming, they just didn't keep sounding as spooky.
It wasn't like, you know, there's like black sludge or it smells like, you know, a dead body is soaking in the water.Well, because of all the water complaints, a regular ass hotel worker decided to climb to the roof and check into the water tanks.
And he found a decomposing naked body of a lady there.
And it was Elisa.It was Elisa and it was confirmed rather quickly because there were other personal items of hers kind of strewn about in the water tank.
Oh, that's fucking wild, dude.
When they checked the hotel floor, though, they went to the roof, they just didn't look inside the water tower, right?
I mean, why would you?Exactly.
I mean, at this point, it's like, you know, if you've ever seen any of the fucking hangover movies, you know, like someone's hanging off the edge of a building or fucking sleeping on the roof, or what was it, one of them, he's in like a fucking dummy elevator for the whole movie.
At this point, it's like, you might, if you're really a cop worth your salt and a body disappeared in a hotel, you fucking look, Everywhere everywhere.
Yeah, you check everything.
It's crazy.But so the thing is that, you know, they got her body out, they identified her, they went through the whole autopsy, no real cause of death could describe anything other than accidental. You know, no like marks on the body.
It's even it's weird because they were saying some from the authority from their their actual like notes here.The tank to the water storage has a metal latch that can be opened.It is secured with an alarm and a lock.
But none of the like, you know, the lock didn't look disturbed.The alarm never went off. Oh my God, dude.Oh, that's wild.So how in the fuck did her, you know, after her weird, even if you're saying, okay, she's psychotic, right?
She had a weird episode in the elevator and that's what the security came for you.How do you explain the rest?
Yeah, right, isn't that isn't that hotel like I know that that this story has been around a little bit It was on Netflix.I think for a little a tad bit on Hulu Documentary on Netflix.
So like three years ago three and a half years ago.
Yeah, I Do we want to do we want to plug that do we know what the name is?Crime the vanishing at the Cecil Hotel Netflix deck.Okay crime scene at the vanishing and Netflix, please reach out with your money.We'd love to I
You rep us, we rep you, some back scratching.
Big Cat will wash all of your feet.
Did you say we'll Weinstein you?Yeah.Or we'll meet you at a weird hotel.
We'll meet you at a weird hotel for the money.
I will let Netflix executives diddle me to give me money.That's the best offer.
Best offer on the table right there.Please Weinstein us.Please Weinstein us, yeah.
I love using it as a verb, that's my favorite shit, so I'm gonna take that forever.
Hey, when it works, it works, and when it twerks, it twerks.And that was all of my twerk for you guys here.No one explained it?Dead body in the tub, no alarms, metal.My theory is that for whatever reason, one of the hotel workers did it.
That way they would know how to turn off the alarms, they'd know how to unlock the metal, dump her in, relock it, reset the alarms.
Would it explain the elevator, though, too, that's stopping at different locations?
I mean, if we want to stay in reality, some creepy hotel worker saw a woman having a psychotic breakdown and killed her.But that's if we want to stay in reality, there could still very much so be some weird elevator hotel ghost going on.
I'm saying Weinstein's ghost, even though he's not dead.Weinstein's ghost.Well, his ghost is far richer.
He has not died, but the ghost has already died.
A lot of people said that he was dead to them.So maybe he is dead in some weird limbo world.
And so he died.Yeah, his weird little grubby hands.
So I did hear about this story a long time ago, and it is a fucking wild one. I forgot so many of the details though.But there was another, on Netflix or whatever, about the Cecil Hotel itself.
So there's more spooky shit has happened at that place too.
Oh yeah, I've heard that it's like super haunted.I heard that places that like at least seven ghosts since residents in like 20 goes in the past.
There is like a whole addendum of articles going on about the hotel.Just a very quick wrap up super quick.There was a dude who stayed on the 14th floor for several months in the 80s and was confound guilty of 14 slayings.
all on the 14th floor, all around 1980 to 1985.And then even after that, there was a serial killer that was supposedly, his name was Jack Unterweiger, and he was suspected of murdering three prostitutes in the early 90s.
And in 1962, a female occupant jumped out of one of the hotel windows and she landed on a pedestrian, killing herself and the pedestrian. Damn, two for one.
That was gonna be, I wanted to do a lesser known people.Double kill.Just to see like how many people have died from people jumping on them.
Wow, what a really unique thing.You watch some weird porn, huh, KY?
Oh my god, yeah.You wouldn't believe it.It takes me forever to get into Jack.
KY goes through at least seven snuff videos before he finds something he can jack off to.Sounds about right.I'm like, ah, Jesus, finally, something new.It's not enough. It's not enough.It's not enough.New way to die.Explosion.
Yeah.Keep in mind too, I don't live alone and I stand in Jack.So I'm like around the house.
That's true.You got to do it quick.You got to fucking warm up in the laundry room.
You got to finish off in the basement.Looking for the most disgusting ways to die and that's what gets you.That's a safety Jack right there.Jesus Christ.
But so sliding down the line next we have we have the KY man With it with it with this Is it the J money man, is it the J money?
I think it's a J money, man I will be giving the next story Thank you, Shawn boy, I appreciate that.I'm gonna take us into like a little bit of a historic realm.We're gonna jump way back to the 1700s.
Whoa, somebody's getting finger popped by a Quaker.We got some weird shit going on.
There was a lot of, yeah, especially if you were in the colonies, a lot of ghost stories, a lot of people dying. killing a lot of Native Americans so you know there's ghosts.There's American patriotism.
Good ol' ethnic cleansing, that's what we're a country's famous for.
Chief goes down on you or whatever is out here just getting fucking killed.
Just scraping, just fingernails scraping the bottom.This is going to be an interesting one to edit.
Justin literally hasn't even gotten through his introduction yet.Not yet. That's okay.Our country was founded.It's a lot more complicated than just ethnic cleansing.Get fucked.There's a lot of things going on back then.Anyway.
But we're not even in the Americas in the story, so it's irrelevant.Good.I am talking ... This little story is called Saved by the Bell. And it's actually the origin for the common colloquialism, Saved by the Bell, and where it comes from.Oh, shit.
And I think it's fitting for this Hallow's Eve, this Halloween season, because it'd be fucking awful if this happened to me or you or anyone.And just thinking about it gives me the ick.It gives me the ick.The ick.So apparently,
Catalepsy was was kind of a thing back in the day.This is a catalepsy catalepsy.Maybe I'm saying it wrong.Who knows?I've done that a number of times.
Bring it back, bitch. That joke's cut, that joke's cut out of this fucking episode, just so you know.I'll give you fucks how many jokes that elicited, that joke's fucking gone.
All right, now I gotta bury it.
So this weird illness, what is it?What does this illness do?Catalepsy.
So it makes your muscles very, very rigid, and it makes you completely unresponsive to outside stimulus. Okay, so it pretty much makes you seem like you're dead almost entirely, but you're not dead.
Yeah, a little bit.Something like that.I think nowadays we understand this situation a little bit more, but it cost a lot of people back in the day to be buried alive.Oh, I can see that.And that's pretty terrifying to wake up in a box.
You can't get out of, there's no help for you and you're just going to fucking suffocate there in that box or just otherwise, you know, dehydrate or whatever, whatever comes first.
Become beef jerky.So a lot of people were buried alive back in the day because of this, this situation and it caused pretty much this big old spread of like mass hysteria.
And doctors would go through great lengths to identify whether or not a person was actually dead. or if they were suffering from catalepsy.
So one of the first things that they would do is that they would create these waking morgues or waiting morgues where they would place dead bodies and they would wait for them to wake up maybe one day.
Dude, this is just like the line thing we were talking about earlier.These guys are waiting in line to wake up.
God, you can't even die and get out of lines.
Yeah, you have to wait in line to get buried at the end of this shit.Yeah.Oh, Jesus.
You're always in a line.Always in a line.You're in a line with birth, during your life, and then death.You're in lines constantly.
You can't get away.I assume that even if you- Traffic.
Traffic is constant.Traffic is constant.It's the only consistence you have in all three realities.Yeah.
I assume that even if you're gonna be going to a crematorium, You probably have to wait for the next body.You have to keep them up.Yeah.
As you're just on the on the and we all know crematoriums it's just bodies.You know I love Lucy style on a conveyor belt.Conveyor belt just going in.
Keep it running.Keep it going Jeb.Next body.
Next.Next.So you know they make these waiting morgues where doctors would walk around they're waiting for people to wake up. It would also create situations where people would make these modified coffins with bells attached to them.
And if you woke up inside of the coffin, suddenly no longer afflicted by catalepsy, you would ring your bell or there'd be horns attached to it where you'd scream through the horn and you'd beg for someone to come save you.
You son of a bitch!I'm not dead!I'm not dead!
Uh, some pretty fucking awful, uh, some other things that they've come up with where, uh, like sniff tubes, awful.
So, so yeah, cemetery workers would have to come by and sniff your grave every once in a while through the sniff tube to make sure the body was actually decomposing.
I don't know what they were paying them, but it wasn't enough.
It could not have been enough.
It could not have been enough.
But also, also you chose to work in the graveyard.That's on you. You're gonna do whatever they're gonna ask you to do.
You would not have a healthy relationship with alcohol.
That's right.No, you would be an alcoholic.And honestly, you would just be spilling more alcohol than the dead body at that point because you'd be so drunk.
So sometimes these coffins were fitted with like, you know, water and food to prolong your agony maybe.And then often they were fitted with poison just in case you woke up and you're like, fuck. I know no one's coming for me.I'm not rich enough.
I'm not rich enough to afford a fucking bell.I died of sleep.Now that's quitter shit, dude.That's quitter shit.That's quitter shit.Fuck you.
I'd rather stay alive for three or four days before I succumb.
I got time.I got time to freak out in this box.I got time to freak out in this box for three or four days.Fuck you, man.
No one, no one can stop Justin's panic attacks.
It might just rage me right out of that box dude, you don't know Hyperventilate right out of this fucking box pop out of this like it's fucking He's never been strong product and I'm the fucking I'm the fucking coyote.
Here we go Punch his way out.That's pure panic rage.Oh
Yes, good ref there's a good reference there's one fist right out of that bitch I'm gonna step out in that fucking fucking yellow a spandex too, and you guys gonna love it Oh, yeah, if you showed up in that catsuit if you showed up in that catsuit.
We're all just Dropping trial Anyway, so people went through great lengths to figure out if you were dead or not back then and to give you the opportunity to be alive if you got buried alive.
Some other things they did at these waiting morgues before you went into the ground is they would try to test whether or not you were alive.Some of the ways that they would test if you're alive is by cutting off your fingers or your toes. Oh.
Or some part of you to see if you responded to it.
Pull like a fingernail or something first.Jesus, leave me the finger.Yeah.Yeah.Nah, man, they gotta take a full extremity, dude.
They gotta get it to the core.
I was thinking, if you just hit somebody across the chest with a baseball bat, you're gonna get a reaction.
That's real.Some reaction will happen.
Or they're deceased and they need to keep all their fingers and you know, your broken chess pieces will still be with you.
That's true.Yeah, you'll have the broken chess pieces.At least you get to keep your shit.
Yeah, you get to keep your parts.So that's why the most preferred method of checking if someone was alive was something called a tobacco enema.
Of course, there had to be a debtor.
You knew it was going to get nasty and sexy up in this story.You knew it was going to get gross.
You knew it.We're going to shove some stuff up your butt.
So just to be clear, the part in the coffin about the bell attached to it, that's where Saved by the Bell comes from.
OK, because you're ringing that and you are saved by the bell because you are no longer being buried.
Exactly.But the term blow and smoke up my ass comes from this little story right here.
So one of the things that they used to use to test whether or not you were dead is by providing you a smoke or a tobacco enema, which essentially they would blow smoke into your anus to see if it would rouse you and wake you up.
And the first time this happened was back in the 1700s and middle 1700s in London.A man's wife had drowned or nearly drowned and he had brought her back on shore.
And he thought, you know, it's a surefire way to wake my wife up works every single time I stick my pipe up her ass.That's what he did.
God, does she have to wake up that way every day?
Dude, I don't know, man.That's just how, that's how she just normally, that's her, that's her regular 6 a.m.That's her alarm.
When she did wake up, she wasn't surprised.
Oh, thank you, Everett.Thanks.Thanks for waking me up, Everett.Have a great day.
So he reported that upon the drowning of his wife, pulled her out, stuck a pipe up her butt, blew some tobacco up there, which at the time was believed to be medicinal, blew some tobacco up inside of her anus.
And some doctors believe that that travels all the way up to the lungs and dries you out. And then brings you back to life.Not true, but you know, I don't know how you even conclude that.Great understanding of the human body.
This sounds closer to the world of drug use.Of people who, like our guy John McAfee, doing butt drugs. Oh, yes.Put it up your butt because you're like anal cavities walls are thinner and closer to blood.
So that if you do put a substance up your butt, it's more likely to get into your bloodstream faster.So check out our first episode on that one.Stimulants, nicotine, put it up the butt.
It stimulates the body to jiggle jiggle jive and jibbity doo jowl.Jibbity doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
So two guys, William Ha and Thomas Cogan.They loved the concept of blowing smoke into people's asses so much.It's a laugh.Let it out.Let it out.It's a wild story that they.
They created the institution for affording immediate relief to persons apparently dead from drowning. That's a real title.Let me read that to you again.That's the Institution for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons Apparently Dead from Drowning.
Yep, very specific.You're drowning, sir, ma'am, child.I run to you, stick a pipe in your anus and blow tobacco up there.How do you fare?Better.
Always better.Always better.
Okay, so then let this concept, when you mean something sincerely and you're doing, I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass.Let's explain that connection.
Oh, I think the connection is that blowing smoke up your ass never really worked.
Thank you and once we realize that you're just doing something that that you're just doing something to try to help someone, it's not.It's not sincere, right?OK, OK.
Not helping this is this is an unfaithful act that you're providing to me and that's blowing smoke up someone's ass.And now we know and now we know that so blowing smoke up someone's ass came from.
when people were waiting around in waiting morgues after they had potentially had been afflicted by catalepsy and gone catatonic.Okay.So those two terms are related in a very weird way.
That involves the anus, which is why it's welcome here on our Halloween episode of Let's Undo a Podcast.
I was here though because they they originally found that place for you know in case of drowning That really I think had an influence on lifeguarding because every single time I've been taken care of by a lifeguard They'd stick their finger.
Oh, yeah Well, that's also that's that's modern CPR though to dude stop them and stop, you know medicine.Yeah, you're married to You're married to a doctor, Penelope, okay?Penelope the doctor.
She finger pops me constantly.
She does fucking, she pops your asshole all the time, bro.
I know that when I'm sick, my butthole just needs a cigarette, dude.I just fucking handed a cigarette, it lights one up, and I'm fucking better.That's what got me through COVID, dude.
Dude, you beat it, you beat it, man.Cigarette buddies, cigarette buddies there, yeah.
Heard it here first, a cure to COVID, smoking on your anus, so you'll fucking definitely fix it.
So that organization, the Institution for Affording Immediate Relief to Persons Apparently Dead from Drowning... later became the Royal Humane Society.What?Wow.
Which is still a functioning thing today that gives out rewards and things to people who have done heroic activities and other things in London.That's briefly what I read when I fucking went to its website today.I ain't reading anymore.Wow, man.
Okay, interesting.This all started by someone putting something up someone's butt. Yeah, man.Never.That's how it always starts.Dude, I'm telling you, man.
I mean, when we talk about the humane treatment in society, we're definitely talking about the most anal treatment.That's humane.Whatever the most anal route for any treatment might be.Humane equals anal.
Can't spell humane without anal.
Yeah, you can't.Humane.We're very humane here on the podcast.We're humane on this podcast.
So, thank you, gentlemen, for letting my butthole take a smoke with you.And that is the end of my story.I think, Big Cat, you are up next.
How do you top a story about anal and butt smoking and Saved by the Bell, where we know we now get Saved by the Bell from? This will not top that.This is gonna be a shorty of a horror story.
This comes from the great state of Texas, right outside of Austin.The individual who is the father in this scenario is actually still in jail for life.Ooh.He has been found clinically diagnosed with schizophrenia.Uh-oh.And we'll go from there.
He is originally an El Paso, Texas native. Not that we know anyone from there.No.
God, no.Bunch of perverts.Losers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Pervs and losers, pervs and losers.
Weird, small, nippled people.Weird, small, nippled people from that place.Just from that city of Texas.
And that's why Chuck Norris went there to liberate those people.They needed him.That's right.They needed him.They needed him.They went to Moorhead Middle School out there.
What?And he saved a lot of people.
He saved people, dude. He saves a lot of people, bro.
That is a very, very deep lesser known people reference.If you were hearing that for the first time, go back and listen to him.
If you're hearing that for the first time, go back.You've got some episodes to listen to.You've got some episodes to listen to.Find us wherever you listen to podcasts.Tom DeLay.If you don't hear it.Tom DeLay.
It's Disgraced Politician.
Disgraced Politician Tom DeLay.
Chuck Norris. I'm never gonna financially recover from that.
We'll never financially recover from that reference.We're done forever.Bury this podcast.Let's start the faith-based podcast.Here we go.
Check the butthole first, though.Make sure it's dead.
Yeah, check the butthole.I'm not blowing smoke up anyone's ass.Unless we have to. Yeah, I thought someone asked.
Nicely.A father and his daughter, Nancy.Nancy, the daughter, receives a gift of a doll for her birthday.She is obsessed with the doll.She labels, she names the doll Little Nancy.And things seem to be going well.
Yeah, very unoriginal.Way to go, dance.Like literally name your child something cool like Apple or Steel Wool.Steel Wool.I'm stealing that name.
Let me get something with G-H's and maybe a fucking apostrophe's in there.G-H, G-H, yeah.I hate when that happens.
Some other made up name, made up name.
Spell my shit with fucking math formulas, please.
Yeah. So anyways, little Nancy, who's definitely not made up like GH.Little Nancy and Nancy are inseparable.The parents get worried because at one point, Nancy decides that she is no longer interested in hanging out with anyone at school.
It is just an obsession with this doll. Um, so the parents are like, okay, we got to figure something out.They move the dolls during the night at one point.Um, and they discover the next day that Nancy is sleeping with little Nancy there.
You know, obviously she's holding her like she's holding her doll as she's going to sleep.You're like, what the fuck happened there?We moved this doll.
Um, this happens two or three more times and Nancy becomes more aggressive over the doll, little Nancy.Um, and so finally one night the parents are like, okay, we're going to get this doll.We're going to fucking break this thing up.
This thing's fucking gone.It's never going to happen.We're never going to talk about it again.Um, they take the doll. And they were like, okay, we're going to throw it out right before the trash comes.
So they kind of measured it early morning hours before the trash comes.They take the doll.And then the dad, for whatever reason, in his own testimony is like, yeah, I broke up the doll.I broke up the doll.I took the arms off.I took the legs off.
You know, I took the head off, all that stuff.I put it in the trash. And we saw the trash man come by and the trash man like took said trash can and put all of it away.And we were like, okay, good riddance for that.Good riddance for that.
They went back inside.They went to bed for like another hour, got up, started their day, all that stuff.Police come to their house. And the police say to them, um, we regret to inform you that we have found your daughter, Nancy.
And they're like, what are you talking about?She's been asleep.And so the police come in to have a conversation.They go to the bedroom.Nancy's nowhere to be found in the bedroom.
They go to what the police have been talking about, the location, and they find the daughter, Nancy, completely dismembered.
Oh, wow.What the fuck?Yikes.The parents didn't dismember them at all.
Dismembered in the way that the dad had described dismembering the doll.
pulled his daughter's arms and legs off.Jesus, dude.
Did they find a doll?They did not find any doll.They've just found Nancy dismembered.
Did this guy mistake his daughter for a doll?This is what it sounds like.
And that's kind of where this comes in.Is it tying into actually Sean's story of is this a mental breakdown or is this like a paranormal thing?The parents are obviously immediate suspects.Dad goes on trial.Dad is found guilty.
He is also found too insane to stay in trial because he is diagnosed with schizophrenia. But there is no answer for what happened to said daughter.
This story fucking weirds me out, man.This one actually does not sit well with me.
No, absolutely fucking not.This is why I gave a disclaimer at one point to you guys that this is not going to be like a funny one, this is a disturbing one.
Yeah, but still like from that perspective, good thing we got some funny ones out of the way.Someone's still listening to us.
Someone's still listening to us.I just turned all of our listeners off right now.
No, no.I'm very enraptured in this story.It's a very good story.I'm just putting myself in the perspective of the man having that mental breakdown.Like, could you imagine pulling a doll apart and then like,
Oh no, you actually pulled a tiny human being apart.
Well, that's and that's what they that's what they equate it to.That's officially what the police, because he's he is serving.He is serving time in prison right now.That is what the official investigation was.
His breakdown he associated to what you just said.Him breaking down the doll to it must have.He must have done this to his daughter.
That's so wild.So this guy actually pulled his daughter apart to him.
So that's what that that's what the investigation wrapped as.But this man sits in prison saying that is not what happened.
But so, his wife was not- Also with him.Also with him, and says the same thing.
That he had a doll.About the doll.
Yeah, yeah, that there was a doll.For whatever reason, those stories were conflicting.
That's super spooky, man.
Yeah, yeah.So those stories are super conflicting.I don't know what happened to the wife.The wife is not involved in the story.
I fucking believe him.Get him out of prison!
Yeah, get him out!Get him out.
But the, I don't know what happened to the wife, it just references obviously the man because he's the one in prison and the story is like, what the fuck fucking happened, so.Right, yeah.
But I'm just thinking he's got like a witness in the house with him.In the house, his wife, yeah.In the same story.
So I'd assume it was an issue of, for whatever reason their stories didn't line up. under initial investigation, and he is the one that took the hit.
Took the hit for it, yeah.Man.Which makes sense.
But yeah, fucking terrifying.I read that today as we were looking up stories for our Spooky Stories episode.Spooky Stories.Spooky Stories, and I was like, this is definitely spooky, oh fuck.Jesus Christ.God, too spooky.
Yikes, yeah man, that one actually did creep me the fuck out, and that still creeps me out.
Disturbing, disturbing story, yeah.Sorry, go ahead, J Money.
No, no, no, no, I just, to put myself in that guy's shoes, like, to think about pulling a doll apart, wow, it's a really fucking, really juicy doll I'm pulling apart, you know, like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, like, what are you, yeah, so, I mean, that's the thing, if you're on the side where you do think this was sincerely like a actual break from reality, what the fuck was that like?
And then, why would the wife not have heard that you were doing this to the doll if that was the case?Right, right.
She at least is around as a, as a person.
She's in the same context.So I don't, I mean, that's the disconnect is the wife story from his story and how. That didn't corroborate under something, so I don't know.Very eerie story.Eerie story.
I'm thinking they had to have both been, for whatever reason, hallucinating.You know, this could be supernatural.There was some scary shit going on and they both were seeing shit that wasn't there.
Thought they were dealing with a doll and had the daughter's body instead, but it's like this is almost like grounds for a horror movie that probably has already been made because it hits so many levels.
Yeah, yeah, so I mean he's in time, he's serving basically a life sentence if I'm not mistaken.I don't have the notes up, I'm just shooting from the hip on this one.But yes, this was the story from this afternoon.Wild, wild, wild, wild.
Good story BC, good story.
Creepy story, from a creepy story to hopefully the best we got this evening.Going batting in the four hole this evening, we have KY, what do we got?
I'm just, I'm cleaning up my boys.I'm cleaning them up.He's cleaning these boys up.He's cleaning these boys.God forgive me for what I do.
Cleaning these boys.Cleaning all these boys.
All their holes and the scrunches and scrunches.
Just blowing smoke up these boys' asses.Keeping them alive.
Tell me they're alive, Jesus.Tell me they're alive. I have another depressing story, this is going to be great.We're going on the way way back machine to January 6th, 1982.Old as fuck, old as fuck.Woo!
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Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo Yes, January 682, this crazy blizzard is going on in Breckenridge, Colorado.Whatever, mountain skiing, you know the deal.
A sheriff is flying over the storm in a commercial jet and he actually notices headlights blinking on and off.
Like Blinky Blink from a commercial jet.
Yeah.And I was like, maybe they weren't flying as high in the 80s, but also it's small town.Maybe it's he's in a fucking Piper Cub.
And yeah, I guess also a storm.You're flying at different altitudes anyways.Right.OK.
I have no idea.But this is this is this part is at least true.The sheriff was on a plane, whether how high it was high enough, whatever.But he saw like these lights flickering on and off on the mountain.He knew a storm was going on.
So he radioed down actually and was like, Hey, like let them know there's somebody I think on this mountain.I think they're on this road, whatever it was the area.So he sends troopers up there, whatever.
And sure enough, there's a guy who's stuck in like a snowbank, you know, he slid off, whatever.And he like gets rescued by the cops.He gets to go home.He could have died in a snowstorm.On that same day, two women,
What a weird twist to the story, by the way.It's not where I thought we were going.I thought we were doing this.
Yeah, I think that like being rescued from a plane like by, you know, that working out in a snowstorm is like the likelihood is like zero.
So I was like, oh, that's cool.But the story is actually about earlier that day, two women were killed in the same but two separate incidences.So the first one is 29 year old Bobby Joe Oberhauser and 21 year old Annette Schnee.
They were both kind of known for hitchhiking, didn't know each other, weren't friends, whatever.Right.I'll go through the scenarios, but Basically, they were found later to be shot in the back same day.
Whoa, like up in the mountain area where near ish.
Yeah.Right.So Oberhauser, the 29 year old, she was found near a road, like the next day, her she had a family and friends in the area and people were worried about her when she didn't come home, blah, blah, blah.So
They were kind of in the area they thought she'd be in.And sure enough, on one of the roads, they started to find some of her belongings on the road, her backpack, some of her clothes.And they're like, what the fuck's going on?
And she was like 10 yards off the road.Like she had bounds, but she had like her clothes on, but she was like zip tied or whatever, shot in the back.And they're like, What the fuck?Obviously that rocks the community.
Yeah, that's fucking terrifying.
Just wild.So they're like, what the fuck?And this isn't a ski resort town.Like, yeah, someone to be bound and shot.You're like, Jesus.
Yeah, it's like fucking gang activity.
Yeah.What the hell's going on?So
They found, when they went through, when they were looking at Oberhauser's stuff, Oberhauser, so like I said, she had most of her clothes on, actually, which is a good thing, because they don't think that she was, like, molest.
Molested.Ah, no one touched your bits.Good guess.
He didn't play with the dead body, is what you're telling me.
And they looked like she had put up a bit of a fight.She had like scratched on her knuckles and stuff.And like some, again, her backpack and her hat and her gloves and shit was found.They also found like this orange sock.
It's weird because she has, she had her shoes and her socks on.So they were like, yeah, all right, well, we'll keep it.But it never really fit into place.So six months later, they find the other chick.
Six months.Jesus.So they found her down this kind of hill, ravine area in a really small stream, pretty remote.Some kid was hiking down the stream in summer to go fishing, and he found her.
And she had been a missing person.They knew about when she had gone missing, so it would have been basically the same day.They were almost certain it was the same day. So Schnee was known to kind of get rides home from work.
She worked out like the fucking holiday and just like cleaning rooms or whatever.But was a good employee.She didn't have a reliable car, but she always got to work on time.She knew people, but she would hitchhike if she didn't have a ride.
So she probably got picked up, but she was almost completely naked. Like some of her shit was found on the hill kind of going down in the area, but she was definitely like someone chased her down the hill and shot her in the back.Wow.
And they can tell by the nature of how some of the stuff was taken off that it was probably forced off of her body, right?
Yeah, probably.That one probably went a little more south, the first gal.But they found the matching orange socks.
What?Wow.They found the left orange sock?I assume it was right left, even though you can't tell with socks, but it's whatever.
I do also think I did assume right left.That was that did happen in my mind.I made that decision.Yeah.But so. It was actually happened to be the same detective because they're only about 20 miles apart, but because the snow and the terrain, whatever.
Anyway, so the same detective and he was like, orange sock, orange sock, orange sock, orange sock.What the fuck?Yeah.So he starts trying to tie it together.And then basically they both went missing on the exact same day.
It was like the last time anybody heard from them was like midday.Wow.
So in her pile of stuff, they found like, like handkerchief and some things that looked like they didn't really belong to her, but they could have been like just trash, whatever.So they picked it up.
One of it was a handkerchief with some blood on it.They thought, well, it could have been hers.They don't know.
It could have been his.So they kept it.So the case goes cold for 40 years.Oh. Yeah.So the detectives got as far as getting all this shit together, being almost certain that the crimes were the same, or at least perpetrated by the same person.
And then they were like, well… We don't fucking know who it is.Everyone's accounted for.They kind of like the husband of the first gal, open hauser.They kind of liked her husband.He didn't have an alibi besides he was home sleeping.
They were like it was normal for him to be home sleeping and no other evidence.So in 2020 a detective for whatever.
whoever's investigating, um, was like, you know what, let me throw this fucking handkerchief and like the 23 and me DNA database thing.I can just see what comes of it.
Well, which is wild that he's going to just like a private, like determine who your uncle and your great uncle are.Also determine your favorite murderer, right?
Like closest living relative to this.
And so it came back, the DNA came back as like a match to two possible people, two brothers.And one of the brothers had no connection with Colorado, really.He lived like really far away and just didn't make sense.
But one guy lived in town and they were like, what the fuck?
So they go and pick up guy named Alan Lee Phillips.Three names.
You automatically know that guy's a fuck face.Three first names.
Absolute murderer.Yes.Absolute murderer.Mustache too, I'm betting.Oh, it's all shaping up.Yeah.
Yeah.He wears weird fucking orange socks, motherfucker.Hey.
Oh, I love this town.I've lived here a long time.Yeah, I buy my orange socks from the store over here.Fuck that guy.And talking to us here in Breckenridge, our small little town, just let us know if you need anything.
He, uh, yeah, so he was from the area, had lived there, was definitely there at the time the murders happened.He was like a minor for like years and years and then he- Yeah, everyone knows Southern 18 KY, figure it out.Wow, look out.
Hey, dude, this guy fucks.Yeah.This guy's hard.
But yeah, so, but he was, he was in the area and he, you know, whatever.So they were like, well, it could be this guy.So they pick him up.He maintained his innocence, but he was found guilty.So, I mean, his DNA matched the handkerchief and.
Probably raped the first one. And then just shot and killed.What they think happened is that the first, the younger gal, Schnee, she left work.Definitely, he just like picked her up, probably drove her that way and then diddled her.
She ran down the hill.He shot her and she died.And then in a crazy coincidence, later that day, The second chick, whatever.Oberweiser.Oberhauser.Yeah, Oberhauser.She, she was supposed to be leaving.She was having dinner with friends.
Supposed to be leaving with somebody.That didn't work out.And he likely came upon her because she was known to hitchhike.Because it was also like a small, pretty small town.So, she kind of, somebody's driving.She might just know who they were anyway.
So, what they think happened is he picked her up and was like, holy shit, I'm going to rape two chicks and kill them on the same day.What a moon coming up.
Wow. I've always found, so I've always found.Never have I been so fortunate.To be a fuckin' murderer in a small town, though, is like one of the dumbest things you can do, though.
I know.Go to the next small town and murder.
Yeah.And this had to have been, this was clearly the same guy whose car was stuck and he got saved by the sheriff's department.
How dare you?Yes.So, on that same day, he was driving home, the storm blew in, and the cop, the day he killed them both, the cops rescued him on the mountain when he got stuck in the snow.
When the cop picked him up, they said he had a big bruise on the side of his head.And he said that, well, when he slid off the road, he just hit his head.Sure.And the cop was like, oh, maybe.
What they think happened is that the second chick gave him a ride and he got messed up.
Good for her though.But how do you, again, how do you fucking murder in a small town and assume you're going to get away with it?I don't understand that.
Right.And like, you probably know the sheriff and all the cops.Yeah.
You know, you know, literally all the people it's like, they're going to come find you.Secondly, someone hears a gunshot.Yeah.They're going to assume something about it.Right.Like.Try that in a small town.Try that in a small town.
He got away with it for 40 years.
That's a very good point. And so all, this is just great policing is what I'm hearing going on right now.
Yeah, you got fucking Barney Gumbel over here.Exactly, dude.
Yeah, policing's an investment, man.You get it eventually, you know?
You gotta wait.You gotta wait.You gotta pay in and wait.
So did he, apparently he never murdered anyone else after that.He got two in and he was done.He was like, ah, fuck it. I got my nut out.
He had a hell of a Friday.You know what I mean?Yeah.
What a Friday.He's like, you'll never believe this one day I had dude.
A guy like that, do you think he's ever like disclosed it to other people?If he got like too drunk at a bar, he's like, let me tell you about this thing.
Yeah, I think a piece of shit, you know, small town, not that you're dumb from a small town, but this fucking guy.
This guy's definitely the townie.Yeah.Do you think he probably like disclosed it at some point to someone?
Killed two girls on that day of that summer farm.Cops picked me up same day.
They had no idea I had two bare ass feet inside these boots.
Never a word.Never a word.Never a word.I got two girls that day.
Why the fuck did he take his socks off?God damn it.I cannot get past this concept.
No, it wasn't.It wasn't his socks.It was the younger O'Shnee socks, not his socks.
Oh, so so he carried the sock.So we carry the socks.The next next.I mean, they do say location might have just accidentally falled off.
The serial killers take trophies.They do.
Well, yeah, so they kind of think that. when he, when he was getting after Schnee, he may have been like diddling her in his car with ripping her clothes off and stuff.
And that the sock, you know, he probably, he pushed off her shit, but the sock was like under the seat.
So when he picked up the second chick, they had a bit of a scuffle in the car when he got backed and the sock came, maybe came out in the scuffle and then ended up in the second crime scene.
Got it.So here I am thinking this guy just completely disrobes.
I'm going to do the worst thing possible.He just like my socks off.This is a guy before he before he commits murders is going into whatever his equivalent of his superstore Walmart is.And it's just like, I'm gonna put a sock in every fucking sight.
Just like, that way they know it's me.
That's right, it's me.I'm the sock.I'm the sock.
They call me the sock.I'm the orange sock guy.
The sock.So, uh, yeah, man, I was so thrown off by the whole sock, orange sock situation.Like you, yeah. I was really like caught in a more sock.Holy shit.That's the whole thing.So broke the case in reality.
I'm not wrong about that, but yeah, damn.
I just thought there was more to it.Like maybe it was like haunted or like that orange sock, like met more like family heirloom from his. You know, his granddaddy used to go out and fucking murder bitches in fields and shit.
Yeah, you know how it is.
Family tradition.White folks, white things, right?
He got a trophy from the first girl, and then by the time he met the second one, he gets in the car, seems to be going good.They stop.She's like, why are we stopping?He's like, I have a friend to introduce you to.He's got an orange sock puppet.
He starts talking to her.That's when she clubs him in the head.He's a sock puppet murderer.If they don't like
If they don't like his sock puppet impressions, he murders them.That's what I would assume.
Or if anyone ever did sock puppet shit in front of me, I'd try my best to shoot myself in the back.Get it over with.Make it be over with.
Don't do this.What if they saved him while he was stuck in the snowbank and he was doing sock puppets and they're like, this guy. I've been here so long, he was doing sock puppets to himself.That's what happened out here.
Honestly, anybody that does sock puppets, we should let them die on him.We should let him die.He's no good to anybody.
It was bad.I know he called from the private airliner he was on, but we got to let this guy die.
Yeah, I just thought the story, it's so fucking wild that He got caught in the storm.So, you know, got picked up by the cops, saved, rescued by the cops the same day.Yeah.He killed two women.Like, yeah, the likelihood of that is just bananas.
These have all honestly that one more so than any other.These are all stories that should have been fucking made into a movie.Like it literally has twists and turns and fucking the true crime effect is real.
Like these could have been some good movies.
Fairly certain you can find people blowing smoke up people's asses on like weird websites.
Oh, yeah Yeah, that's quite literally made into a movie.
Yeah Yeah.I love those nature documentaries.Gotta watch them.I'm gonna see one real soon.God.Yeah.
See him soon to fucking jack it.Yeah.Whoa.
Yeah, man.Whoa.Yeah, masturbation.Whoa.
Now every time I hear fucking Annie, Annie, skip the joke.I was like, where the fuck is this guy?
On that note, On that note, I think we got him.I think we got a great, beautiful, beautiful spooky stories.Our annual spooky stories episode.What did we get right?What did we get wrong?Let us know if you have a spooky story you'd like us to cover.
You know, did we freak you out?Did we not freak you out?What color are your socks?Let us know.Let us know your color of your socks.
What color socks you wear when you kill people?Let us know.
When you kill people, what color socks you got?
Are they different than when you do hand puppets?We want to know.
We want to know.We want to know.We want to know.
Yeah, I wear Hunter Biden orange when I'm out killing people, that's for sure.
Exactly.Hunter Biden orange.He's out there just killing people.
Let's go over the head with the laptop.Dude, do it.Do it.Engage with us.Talk to me.Talk to me.
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