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Welcome, thank you for downloading episode 497 of Suplexity Limits, recorded live on YouTube, November 10th, 2024.If you ever see me fighting a bear, help the bear.That bitch needs it more than I do.
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Morgan Field, and of course, a good buddy, Kick-Ass Keith Martin.This week, happy birthday to our boy, Aaron Echoes.It's his birthday today, 29.Woo, woo, woo.Hopefully you're, Celebrating having a good birthday because you're not fucking here.
Yeah God damn That's on your celebrating your birthday with us.
That's that's blasphemy, bro Shoutouts to Gorgatron and electric downfall for the music Bobby and for the voiceover this week on the show we convene to peruse the weirdest shit we can find on the internet and Yeah.All with you.
Yeah.Yeah.It's it's a beautiful thing.This is episode number two of this new Suplex City Limits or SCL.You know, it's that's a blasphemy word to say now suplex.
So it's it's we'll see what happens.
Well, I thought I just love that we become the WWE.
Don't say suplex.God.Distance ourself from wrestling like they do.There are a lot of podcasts out there, but only one with a live around the world smoke session.It's this one.It's a song.Let's go.
Also, keep an ear out for not a context quote to become the title of the show.Put it in the chat.
Yeah, boy.What was last week's?Give it a Chef Boyardee or something like that.
That wasn't even one of our quotes.That was just Evan.That was so good that we had to use it.
The third co-host that should be having it here on the mic, but is not.
He meant fucking Echoes and Mad Hat, a bunch of fucking people in chat always putting funny shit in there.
Some could say they're funnier than us. You could see Brian T Watkins.
Yeah, boy.He's here to keep us out of trouble because our first lot of Links may get us in trouble Send him over to fucking Brian T Watkins.Brian T Watkins, baby.Jim, what have you been up to?What have you been up to in the last week?
Fuck no, dude.Working, smoking weed, taking naps.
Playing Castlevania, getting blown.I don't know.There you go.
You know how it is.You know how it is.No, I was just going to use this smoke sesh time just to thank everybody for the feedback.I asked people, like, honest feedback about the new format and got a lot of feedback.Nothing really.
One guy was like, oh, you spent a little too long on Santa Claus. You know, the guy like slapping himself.
Oh, yeah.You know, and I get that.I get that.
You know, like we were just amazed by him.
Yeah.How are you not amazed?Like, like, come on. That visual image of him laying down shirtless on the ground is just amazing.
But I'd say we're actually, you know, it's more successful now with the new format.We got some shorts on the page so you can check those out.You can share them around if there's something that's interesting to you.
But shorts have been doing fucking awesome.Yeah.Way better than any of our wrestling shit.
So yeah.So we'll see.We'll see how this goes.Maybe. I'm so happy not watching wrestling.
And when I see stuff on Twitter about wrestling, I'm just like, it's not a thing I'm in.It's just like looking at a thing like, oh, that's a thing.
Yeah.Like I didn't watch dynamite again this week.
Yeah.It's awesome.It's, it's, it's a great, great life that we're leaving leading here.But, uh, it is what it is.
I was curious.I'm like, maybe I was like, Oh, we'll probably watch the pay-per-views.I don't know.I might just be done with wrestling. Nobody will follow you.We'll come back.Nobody will follow you.I quit before, man.
You know, when WWE bought WCW, I quit until I started watching Ring of Honor randomly on HD net.
Oh, yeah.You know, I get that.Yeah, no, it is what it is.Things go through ebbs and flows.
I doubt we'll ever be a purely wrestling podcast ever again, unless like wrestling became like the biggest thing in the fucking world.And I don't see that happening.
Thank you, Mad Hatter, for for your pleasantries of our newfound happiness.Thank you.Well, let's get into the shit.Yeah, let's do it.
I'm baked.I took like seven rips.
I haven't taken one, actually.I've been too nervous.So once we get this link going, I'm probably going to fucking blow my brains out here with the smoke.
OK, let's get into it.Let's start off this week.I love this fucking person. I want to give you rides, you know, I want to if you need a ride, give me a call.Just as we're so like, I don't know if they plan it ahead.I don't think they do.
This person comes to pick up their friend and will just bump music from the car.And this person who, I'm sure is some kind of dancer, will give them a little performance as they walk to the car.And it's the best thing, dude.
In dark fucking times like we're in right now, it's the goddamn best thing.I love this person.
So are you ready?You ready, Jim?
I'm just setting you up.Let's do it.
And I love like the critique from the dude in the car, right?Like, yes, bitch.
Now, my question is, will he do this anywhere he is or is it at home only?
I don't see that. Look at that fucking, like, that's top-notch fucking dancing.
Dude, he is, he is fucking slaying it.Crushing it.Just fucking slaying it, bro.
Like, don't you want to give this motherfucker rides?
Like, please call me, then.
Of course I do, bro.Of course I do.
And then, like I said, the dude in the car is like, yes, bitch.Look at that shit.
Like, dude, a death drop for the for.Yes.Yes.The drag queen.You wouldn't have known that.I wouldn't know.
You brought me into that.You brought me into this whole RuPaul deal.And I love it.Like this guy, if he is not a drag queen, he should become one.
Look at that the moves like wait, there's a flip down on the sidewalk like I suppose we can't have the music Well, I had the music for a bit, but it was just really loud.I just felt it was loud.
We couldn't really talk over it Okay, watch this move right here.
Come up on the sidewalk Oh
He's gonna circle pit around the car next time his uber picks him up Go in front of the car pick up some change, you know, like do all the fucking see what else see what else we got What music video was that was that which one?
Where it goes through all the different, like, punk dances.
Evan will know for sure.I don't know.They do this, like, the dude does the sprinkler and it tells you the name of all of them, the pick it up change.Some hardcore band.I think the East Coast Hardcore Band.I can't think of their name though.
Let's see what the next video has here.Yeah, dude.This time it's like in a full fucking dress.Pants and shit.
You know what, if you're getting a free ride, this is the least you can do, though.Really.
If I give anyone in chat a fucking ride, I expect, like, something major.Even you, Aaron.Even you.It's like, dude, how are you gonna have grass stains on his balls?He's gonna have grass stains on his nice white pants.
I like how he ends every one of them with a death drop by the sounds of it.It's great.Notice the flip down the hill there.That's crazy, dude.That's talent.
That's what that is.That's absolute talent.
You're landing on uneven ground.It's fucking ridiculous.
Yeah.It's wild.Gas, grass, ass, or dance.Yes, Mad Hatter.Yes.All of them have the same equal merit, too.
Yeah, I could sit here probably and just like watch every one of these.I only watched a few just to pick them out so we can go back and get them later, you know?Oh, yeah.It's fucking tremendous.That's a jumping karate kick death.
That's crazy.Let's see.Let's see what else we got here.Oh, we got sandwich.
Maybe I'll get a show here.
Oh, yeah. He's even tied to the beat too, like.Oh dude, of course.
And he's just kicking it out of the car.
Look at that.The seizure death drop.Fuck yeah, dude.Kip up, dude.HBK, eat your heart out. This guy this guy is Amazing though.
This is what we need in these dark times.Yeah You know, it's like too big.It's out there.
I tell you people who like a hate gave you the best I know like you're trying to stop where bitch you're trying to stop people from doing this really I
Work, bitch.Tremendous.We'll have to stop back by this cat in a week or two.Yes.Yes.
Or at some point, because those are just two fucking just just for a little bit of happiness in our life, especially Beyonce one that kills because that's, you know, that song fucking kills as well.
It is a good song.It is.I remember I remember where I was the first time I heard that song, actually.
Yeah. So you have that moving on.I don't know how to transition this gentleman from New Zealand.All he does is ask for stuff on Instagram.
He's he's he's a he's what you call a New Zealand leech, the deadliest of all leeches.
I don't remember all these like. I'm seeing so, well technical before we get here.I'm seeing much less I feel like than I used to.
What do you mean seeing much less?
Like I don't know what you mean by seeing much less.On my end, the view that I have has like previews below it or something?
Oh, well that's just because it's other videos of his there.
Okay.I just like of my screen, a very small portion of it is what we're actually watching, but that's fine.It's fair.I feel like it was less than it was last time.
If I were to zoom, I would fuck up the whole stream.No, don't do that.We're good.
Okay.Technical shit aside.This gentleman from New Zealand has a question for you.
Hello there, my name is Matthew Pearson from Electro Impy, 3240 Tokoroa, New Zealand.I'm looking for people donating baking, biscuits, cakes, slices that are gluten free and non gluten free.
Therefore, me and my friends, we can't afford to buy biscuits all the time, and home baking will do a treat.If you want to know more about it, you can contact me directly on 021 151- That's his phone number, by the way.
021 151- Twice, just to be safe.Or you can ring me on WhatsApp.
We should ring him one of these days.We should.
He looks like the dude from Wallace and Gromit.
Well, we're too late.We're too fucking late, Jim. That's the only vid I have from this guy for this week.We'll have to go back to him.
I was looking at one where he was asking, I'm starting a CD collection.
So if anybody is around this town, uh, you can have CDs to give me.Yeah.If anybody has a CV, sell me for free.I believe that's something he says.Sell me for free.
There's there's a I can't read that comment oil up I'll be there in 42 minutes See I'll give you a call a oh he's still buying CDs CDs.
I saw one where he was asking for radio parts because I guess he's like really into radios like maybe like shortwave or AM radio.Maybe he wants the CDs for that.I just think this guy is great.
It's like, you know, I should put something like that on YouTube, man.Or like on Facebook publicly, which is like, if you're making some cakes or biscuits for stuff that you would just eat like biscuits that someone dropped off to you.Yeah.
I won't even eat in a potluck, though.No, no, I really don't.I depends, man.Sometimes I'll just break because it looks pretty fucking good.Yeah, I like to stay away from it because I don't trust what kind of kitchens people have.
If I don't know the person, there's a good chance unless like I hear great things.You know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying.A potluck is like a potluck.Who fucking knows who brought what?You don't know anybody who brought what.
Well, I've never been in a potluck where I didn't know somebody that was bringing something.You know what I mean?
My old job, they'd do it, and it'd be like, dude, it'd be like fucking 75 people or something.It was crazy the amount of food that would come in that fucking place. And it's like, you don't know who made what.
Even if you do, it's like, I don't know what your kitchen's like.I don't know if you have fucking cats walking around on your counters and gross shit.
You got me there.You got me there.I probably wouldn't want to do that either.
If someone told me they're like, oh, you know, or if they're like smoking when they cook, they're like, my grandma cooked smoke while she cooked for fucking my whole childhood.She cooked like I'm a motherfucker.
I don't care if you smoke, just don't get any ash in there, but they're pros.They're not gonna. If you're to the point where you have to smoke cigarettes while cooking, you're a pro enough to not get ashes.
It's true.I wouldn't, I've never been, I've never, I guess I've never lived in a place.I have smoked cigarettes while cooking on a barbecue.
Do you know who cooked, who used to do that?The Chinese guys at the Chinese restaurant that I worked at when I was 14 years old.I was 14 and during the summer I worked illegally, no paperwork, undocumented, I was an undocumented worker.
I was 14 I had to work like all fucking day washing dishes at this Chinese buffet and those dudes would sit back there and sing songs and cook food just smoking cigarettes.
Crazy dude would like put a tray of like shrimp on the floor and he'd be cleaning shrimp squatted down the trays on the floor and he's smoking a cigarette.It was a wild place man.It was wild.
I seen this video where this guy in Bangladesh was making like this food and he's sitting cross-legged and he's picking his toes and he grabbed the food.Kills me, man.
Kills me.The food stuff is what kills me too.I have a hard time watching food videos if they're really gross, but like the piss ones last week were fucking...
Really got some feedback about that.Everyone's like, yeah, I love the new format.You guys sound happy and everything.That's cool.But that piss shit's fucking disgusting.I got I got a new segment from him for next week or whatever you go.
There you go.Get a new brand new piss dishes.This one is fucking crazy, dude.I'm not even going to tell you what it's like when this started out.This explosion launches an item.It's fucking nuts.
You get a second angle is terrifying dude I Think that's some kind of tank.
I imagine it looks like it could be like a semi-trailer tank So like what happened here I don't know.I don't know if it's planned or not or what?
The comments here.First person is the cameraman alive.The second one, the camera switched to the next player.Alluding to that guy dies.
It's like playing a fucking shooter.How fast is that fucking thing going?You can see it's wider than the road.I mean, yeah.Oh, yeah.You couldn't.It's maybe like a path, not a road.
If that was if somebody was walking down that path, they would not be able to escape that.
It's so fucking crazy dude, and there's something about like I hope cell phones don't get too high quality Because there's like a certain something to when you see it on the cell phone.It just looks better It looks like more realistic.
Yeah, I love porn on phones, but that's a different show That's gonna be the show that we're gonna do in the future people dying.
No, we're going to do a fucking show on Pornhub or something, X Hamster.
Oh yeah, X Hamster, Pornhub, maybe Rumble.
I don't know, we're going to find a live porn place and we're going to do a fucking adult version, an X rated version of SEO.
Bro, you ever seen nipples shaped like Ginzu stars?
I know where we'll get all the videos we need.
Oh, I'm sure you do, buddy.I don't fucking doubt it.I don't fucking doubt it, dude.
But that's nuts, that thing is hauling ass, man.It is, it is, it's crazy.That is absolutely insane.From here, I don't know.
We've got a fuck, Induced Coma, is that the name of this song?
Yes, yes, Induced.No, Induced Coma is the name of the band. Or the God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.Deuce coma.He probably was in a deuce coma.
That would explain.It would explain a lot, wouldn't it?Explain the music.
I'm just saying this.We're like always.I forgot to give the thing ahead of time.I know that our people are all fucking cool.Like we don't harass people or, you know, be mean to people.I try not to on here, too, but I'm sorry.
But as a musician, my whole life, like you put out music and even if I don't like something, I can say that's good or it's not good.You know, the original music that we have on the show, it's all fucking terrible.Yes.And it doesn't matter.
Like, it's it's a fact that it's terrible.It's not a debatable topic.
Like, you know, that guy that we had last week, you know, I should have known from the start.Yeah.Right.That guy is all over my Instagram now.
All over.Every time I open it up, it's another one of his shitty fucking verses.
Yeah.So he thinks he's doing good.Yeah.Oh, yeah.
I can't wait for him to see our show someday and just be like, oh no.
Yeah, there's this guy here, man.Induce coma.Yeah, let's fucking, let's see, let's see.
I won't, I won't let this end.I thought that you were my friend.I can't believe I believed everything you said.
He's like, hey, you want to redo it?Is that the right way?No.No, fuck it.
That's a good scream.What?
That was a really good scream at the end.You know what?There's, I've gone down a rabbit hole of this dude, right?This song.Okay.It's it's, it sucks.Right?Like this song sucks.Um, but there's certain things that he does that are good.
You know what I mean?Like he's not all bad.Um, he, he, he's real cringy in, in everything that he's about, but If he had a band around him and he was inputting certain things, I think he'd be a good part of the band, you know?
I would say I'm not going to read it, but it's not me saying it.It's you, Evan, saying it. pick him up.
He does kind of seem like that, dude.You'd ride the bus and you'd be behind you.You know, you're like, I have a ferret.You're like, okay.I actually have two ferrets at home.
And you know what I think of it?I think it's the hand warmers. I think it's the hand warmers that really give him the extra oomph into that area.
Those hand things don't help.No.But the shirt, the whole thing seems very 90s.
Early 2000s at the very least.Those moves are crazy though.It's like I watched a Hardy Boys match when I was eight years old.Jeff Hardy's my spirit animal.Oh yeah. Can you clarify, actually, before I say too much?
I've seen videos of him walking.I'm not saying you're talking.He's not in a wheelchair.
Oh, yeah.No, he can get up off that bench and walk away and not listen to us.He can.
Yeah. This guy's a fucking gold-bricker, dude.All right, his shoes looked really clean, so I was like, I wasn't sure.They just propped him up on the bench.
Oh, man.I did see a video of this dude who, like, obviously can't move.And, like, it was like he was rapped to us.Fucking insane.
Yo!Yo!I know who you're talking... We need him.We're gonna... We gotta get him on here.Yeah?Okay.Okay.You know who I'm talking... He's French, right?I don't know what he is.
I don't know... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking an inspiration.
Maybe next week.I'll throw it on we'll see if we if that's what we were talking about I don't want to check beforehand.
I'd rather just he's a smartly dressed gentleman in a In a wheelchair rapping and he can't move right he wasn't rapping and what I've seen but maybe maybe Honestly, we could probably do a whole show of
of that stuff, man, like that's the best part of chairs.Well, that's the best part about like social media is like it's like everybody can fucking hop on and do shit.And I love it, man.Like, yeah, yeah, no, it's true.It's very true.
And not even in like an asshole way.Like, I love down syndrome kids, man.I love like down syndrome people doing stuff on Instagram and shit.It's it's fun.Oh, dude.
Every time I pass by those kids with down syndrome cooking, I watch every every one of them. Not because I'm making fun of them.I just like those guys.
He's the one where they had Theo Vaughn on.
Fucking great, man.Three Down Syndrome dudes all fucking good.
And Theo Vaughn, who's close.My hometown, we had a guy who's a half a shark, man.
My neighbor, he was half shark, half man.His dad fucked a shark.You know what I'm saying, dude?That's a guy's comedy in a fucking nutshell.
Like, I've never been- I used to eat dirt, man.I used to eat dirt, man.I don't- I'm not a huge fan of Theo Vaughn.Like, I like him.I think he's funny.I can't listen to a whole episode of it, though.You know?He gets a little too preachy for me.
I want to see 14 Jawbreakers, dude.
He's just like any preposterous, you just gotta like mad libs together a thing, you know?That's like the neighbor being half man, half shark.Half man, half shark.Oh, is there multiple songs?
I do have more of them if you wanna hear.
Oh, wow.Okay, yeah.He had a good scream at the end of that one.I'll say that.Okay, let's see, let's see.Oh, when you want her back, like that just cringes me.
Yes, baby.I'm sorry I broke your heart again.
Okay, he's rhyming again with again.I like it.
mindless, like a fucking Cobra level, you know?
But, you know, like there's a transition.I mean, from like a audible part to another part, I guess, with more with this dude is just the cringy, like the yes, the clothes.
One hundred percent.The delivery.I'm like, yeah.Abuser.Now, how can somebody subconscious be a whore? Like what makes you subconscious or anybody in the chat about a dude or a girl?Oh, I mean like he's saying that his subconscious is such a whore
I know, but who are these songs about, like a dude or?Oh, I mean, like he doesn't he doesn't specify.
Somebody's got to comment their water, water pistol, Kelly.Oh, she and Kelly's already up.I know.And then this just makes it even fucking better.Oh, shit.
The big twist.He's singing about his mom.
Oh, Bobby Blades, Mr. Roberto Cochino.Oh, you're the filthy whore.Bobby, you're going to throw around whores.How can a subconscious be a whore?Let me know.Thank you.Brian T. Watkins, show title, I Have a Ferret.Pretty good.
This seems like something the weird kid on the bus behind you would say.
That he would say, specifically.
Just be like, I can taste colors.
I can taste colors.I can taste colors.Here, let's see what this is.
Oh, that one's gone.That one doesn't work.Fair enough.That's fine.I'm good with that.He deleted that one.Too bad.Too bad.Too bad.
All right.There you go.That's good shit.This guy, man.
This guy.Oh, no.You included a link at the end?What?Oh, of this guy?Yeah.
Yeah.Yeah. Don't worry, I got something.Don't worry.Don't look at it, Jim.Don't look at it.
Did you look?I didn't.I didn't.OK.OK, don't.I just saw what the link was.
This guy came across online.His name's Holly, Mrs. Chuck.Twenty four.
Seven.Yes.So this is Chuck.This is Chuck.He really misses Holly.He does.Let's see.
Oh, I'm right here in front of the church.I love you. I miss you so much.I never stopped thinking about you.I pray every day for God to please give me a chance to prove to you everything I'm saying is the truth.
Holly, I love you more than anything in the world.I'd give my life to be able to talk to you.I know you're alive.I have to believe you're alive, Holly.I have to.If you are gone and you are in heaven marching down with me, then you know everything.
Well, that one gives it away.
God damn it.That's not even the one I sent.No, no.You sent a video.I thought you sent a profile.Oh, maybe.I think you just sent a profile. This guy, every video I watched is him just like begging this girl to message him or get in touch with him.Yes.
I had no idea that the death angle.Yes.
Yes.Yes.The other.So let's see what else we got here of him begging.
I love you so much.I love you. to the core of my soul, Hugs.My heart belongs to you.Hugs, don't fall for the games you're playing.Holly, you've got everyone in this.I don't know what it is they think I've done to deserve something like this.
Holly, I deserve you.You deserve me.We deserve the love we share, Holly.The years we spent together are the best years of my life, Holly.You show me what true love is all about.Holly, this is like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
I've been in Paramount for over two years looking for y'alls.If I knew where you was, I'd be there in a heartbeat.I promise you that.I'm doing everything I can to try to bring myself out there.It's like I just left right to face you.
So that's literally a week ago.
This guy posts videos multiple times a day, how he's looking for her.
Right.And then to my surprise, Jim, in one of the comments on the videos was a link and I clicked on it.
And that link ended up, ended up being, let's see, I believe everybody, no, they can't.Fair enough.Good.Good.Not bad.This is the obituary to Holly, Alyssa Greenwald, Greenholds, the lady that he is talking about.
So I wanted this to be a surprise to you, but it kind of got a little ruined because of the first video.
She's dead.And he's still looking.He mentions in that.Yeah.Cause I guess probably someone mentioned in the chat, like, Hey, she's fucking dead. No way, dude.
That makes it sad.You know, you hope that Chuck finds Ollie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.But he's not going to, unless something drastic happens.So it's a sad time.
I was hoping to really crush your soul with that, but the first video really, really ruined it.Only 40 years old?Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what happened to her.It doesn't mention.I went through to look.
It never does, dude.It does.When I die, not that anyone's going to need to know what happened when I die. I'd like to lose enough weight so that people actually have to question that.
You know?When they go, Jim died, people are like, yeah.
Nobody knows why.Yeah, right.
If I start having a heart attack or something, I'm going to shoot myself so it'll be a suicide.
Oh My god, so that was a yeah, that's that is an interesting twist.I was like, oh this guy is
The chick broke up with him and he's just like trying to get her back.That's fucking crazy.And this and that, like you just you just like a bummer.Oh, no, she's dead.He's never going to find her.
Oh, never again.Never again.
Love hurts, baby.Love hurts.
Yeah. Alright, well let's keep moving here into the fudge dating game.
Yes, to something really sad to something a little bit happier, you know.
Hopefully none of these bitches die because I need a date.
Much like Chuck, you're looking for love.Always.I'm so pissed.I had one.
all set in one of these for you for your dating thing and when I was deleting I didn't pay I just held it a little bit too long and it deleted a bunch of shit and I lost it I'll never find it again oh no that was one of my favorite ones too so I'm just really a fucking you mean to tell me I I'm gonna lose out on love now because of you and your your stupidity maybe I'll find it again one day
One day I'm going to come across his profile on Instagram.
His?Oh, his?I scroll Instagram.
Oh.Oh, OK.Well, no, it's just like I guess I just said his because it's like one of those conglomeration Instagrams.
You know, like the shit here.
We're watching like fourth, fifth, seventy fifth gen of this video.
Let's see what she's got to offer, June.It's the Fudge Dating Game.Contestant one.Find me a date.
I was walking by Dave and Buster's and I thought, oh, it sure would be nice if I got picked up by the claw machine and then had like ten guys come and fill my holes up with their meat.
what so wait wait she wants to get picked up by the claw machine yeah she doesn't say she doesn't specify where she wants to get picked up by the claw machine she just wants to be picked up and then 10 i don't know it might be a deal breaker i don't know if i want to have sex with a woman with nine other dudes there
Evan, Mad Hatter, Bronte Watkins, Bobby Blades, Herneckos, let's go boys.I don't know.I don't know.You wouldn't gangbang this lady with Gene Schatt?Come on, dude.
Field trip, baby, field trip.We're going to learn biology today, guys.
We'd all become Eskimo brothers at one, like together. It's true.It's true.That's why I said like one of my, you know, one of my eventual wedding to Mrs. Vicious, when you and Randy Bats are going to be here.Yes.Yes.
You know, I got to try to find one of my exes to fucking let you guys double team so we can all be Eskimo brothers and live forever.It's the easiest way to us becoming Eskimo brothers.Yeah.Yeah.Just live forever then, you know.
I only Eskimo brothers with a few of my friends and like the ones I am, it's like, I try to make it like a real thing and they're like, you know, like, uh, in the league. You know, the EBDBB&B and shit.
It's like you do things for your Eskimo brothers, like Eskimo brothers can call in favors and shit like that.
I remember living with a dude that I didn't know completely, but we worked together long enough and I needed a place to live and he needed a place to live.
So we're like, okay, let's move in together.And then we proceeded to find out we're Eskimo brothers three times over and we got really close. His name was Tyler as well.Then one of the Eskimo ladies delivered us pizza and we both got really awkward.
We were smoking a joint out on the back deck and this lady came around and I'm gonna call her Lori the Explory.And when she left I was like, dude, Lori the Explory.And he looked at me, he's like, what?I was like, I fucked her.
He's like, I fucked her too.I was like, no!
Should've invited her in, man.Should've.I'm gonna give you two tips.Oh, she had dreads at the time now, and it just looked her way.
Yeah.You'd have to put something over your pillowcase.Yeah, get lice.Put a garbage bag over your pillowcase so you don't fucking get it all dirty.
All right.Well, that's good.Well, we got it.Yeah, but then she wants 10 guys.Like, can we get this one again?The way she says, meat.
You're so fucking mean.10 guys come and fill my holes up with their meat.
I don't know.I don't know.The other two will have to be quite bad for me not to pick her.I see a whole group trip.Yeah, dude, like field trip, man.All going to pile on the bus.
Somebody's coming brick by brick in broad daylight as well, bro.I know three boys that'll put it down. So we go get their auntie.Oh, God damn.That's good shit.There you go.
She's pretty fucking fun, though.
You can't deny that lady is pretty fucking fun.Oh, no, she I bet you she is a hoot and a half, especially after a couple of drinks.Yeah, she's a little soft there, I think, but the way she starts it off with, you know what I mean?
I was walking by Dave and Buster's.
I was walking by Dave and Buster's.She's totally fucking sauced up, dude.That's great, man.Christ.
Let's see, uh... Contestant number two.Let's see here.Let's see.Sorry, not totally ready here.My apologies.I added more to this, so it's kind of hard.Let's see.Oh, no, we're having troubles.Oh, no.Oh, yeah.
Is she driving with her feet?
She's just sitting there with her door open, air in her vagina.Her posts are crazy too, man.What's going on out there? She's got a pretty face.Get some fresh air.I don't know about that.
But the fact that she's got to get some fresh air for her vagine.You think she's got a pretty face?Up in here looking like Scottie Pippen.Compared to fucking Aunt fucking Wildebeest that was before us.You know what I mean?
Up here looking like Patrick Ewing.
Like, I mean, like, she, why every video you airing that you're cuter?I don't know, man.
Is it okay to say?Any, like, ugly, ugly black woman, or even, like, I would refer to them as, like, a 90s basketball player.Scottie Pippen.Like, I'll be looking like Clyde Drexler and shit.
I'll be looking like a Keem Elijah one.Yeah, Cammy Mutombo.
They look like, I mean, she kind of looks like Scottie Pippen, bro.
I mean, like, she looks like Dennis Robin when he got all done up training wise.
Oh my god.Yeah, she just had to stop and air it out, dude.
Yeah, no, I don't like airing out the vagine.Not a fan.Not a fan.
She's slapping it.Slapping her gunt.Like, god damn, dude.I think nobody wants to see her.
I mean, we could probably dive into her profile sometime.She's a wild one.I think she's a hooker.I don't know.She's a hooker?I guess.
Fucking bros will pay for anything I think I don't want to like say that because I'm not sure but I feel like when I looked around on her stuff It seemed like she was a hooker.Okay, okay It was tough this week.
I think that last week was tough to pick one this week is who I mean I mean, it's it's no it's contestant number one so far.You know what I mean?I'm giving you the ones that are DTF at least.
Oh, yeah, you know what at least now There's no fucking hardcore mullets this time.Oh
So that's a plus.I don't even remember what the third one is.Neither one has scared me yet.You know, so.
You know, not cooking lasagna the wrong way.So we'll see.
You 11 Sean Kemp, look it up.That's 90s as fuck.I could probably do with like white broads too, right?Like look at that bitch up here looking like Detlef Schrempf. Keep it going with the fucking Supersonics.All right.
Supersonics was probably the whitest team in the world.Well, they had Sean Camp.They had Sean Camp.But they didn't have a lot of white guys, though.They did.Yeah, you're right.They did.
Seattle, that's all they get to go to Seattle. Okay, let's see, let's see what we got.
Feels like Gary Payton, dude, the glove.Fucking badass.
Like one of the best shit talkers in history, and it's like ball stealers, you'd steal that shit.Every time she smacks that gun, baby, I get a little bit more on her side, just so you know, Jim.And let's check out contestant number three.
Representative of my other bush. Somewhat wild at the moment.Covered in cobwebs.And if you dive in, you may never want to leave again.Okay, this could be representative of my other bush.Somewhat wild at the moment.
Is this the winner?I think so.I'll take away the cobwebs, baby.
You may never get to leave again.Okay.
So, so, so now let's, let's break down all three of them.Okay.The third one, she definitely will take all the dicks at once.Right.And she gets, that's not a quality I look for.Exactly.
So like, that's a little thing against her is she's going to take 10 dicks.
Well, that, that gives me anxiety and I don't think I can handle it. Smoke a little bit too much weed for that much anxiety to come forth in my life.Number two, airing out vagina, that's all you need to say.No.
Number three, a little bit of, this lady, this lady, Jim, hasn't been fucked in millennia, okay?
Last time she fucked it was in black and white.Last time she fucked, yeah.
She had, when they recorded it, they had to get up and give her another fucking spin on the reel there just to keep it going.Charlie Chaplin fucked her.He called, he called his mustache the fucking, the clit tickler.
Anyways, anyways, uh, she, I could, I could go forth with minimal effort and she would probably still love it.
You know, because that's it.That's it.I think I'm going to take the easy route this time.You know, she make you maybe make you.I mean, I feel like she'd make you some tea afterward.Maybe, you know, get you some biscuits.
She's got tea and crumpets there for sure.For sure.
And then, you know, maybe I can go down the street and see burbs or something, you know what I'm saying?
Well, it depends where she's at, I guess.She's not Welsh, is she?I don't know.I don't know.It's hard to say.It's hard to say.How do you tell if somebody's Welsh?Do they have it written on their shirt somewhere?
Do they tattoo you like you're in Auschwitz? This lady's friendly though, but all her posts are like that.This lady, they're all like suggestive kind of sexual things like that.And I'm all for it.I wonder if she has an OF.I didn't look.She might.
I mean, like looking at this one, let's see what this is.Oh, that's just a photo. That's her?That's her.Grandma's got an OF, dude.Okay, well, this kind of changes it.
I'm going hard on Grandma, bro.That's what I'm doing.Going hard in the paint for Grandma.
In the chat, looking.Oh, Michi died a little bit, too.But it's got some good condition Gucci underneath the gunt of number two.
That was guaranteed to give you the same reaction of Arnold being exposed to the elements of Total Recall.
I bet number two gives a fucking, like if this is like which one gives the best blowjob.
Oh, number two.Number two.She been sucking up glizzies all goddamn day.
Dude, what a fucking joke.I love the people who show up in our chat, man.The best.The fucking miscreant is just like us. funnier than we are, dude.Like I said, OK, well, I can't like that's a pretty sexy photo for what else we got.
We can show anything that's on Instagram.Let's see.Let's see.Now, hold on now.Let me let me get to the let me get a whole full screen.He would destroy three, though, he says.OK, let's see.Let's see.Oh, oh, hot.
Hey, you use my code Lisa Reals at checkout for what?Curvy Kate dot com.That's not her, though, is it?It looks like it's her. Is it really?Yeah.This is your treat.Look at this.This lady's God damn.
Somebody's grandmother's just going insane, bro.Does she have grandkids?I want to find more videos.
Where's the reels?All I've seen is photos.I don't see any goddamn reels.It's freaking out.What's her name?Your lovely Lisa reels.Let's see. This is weird.I've definitely taken her.I've definitely taken her.Definitely.
All right, well, if we're going to explore hers a little bit, the first one's just a random re-upload, but let's check out Possessant number two.Like, let's look around her shit a little bit.Okay, let's do it.Let's do it.Let's do it.Let's see.
Kim, Kim Pence.Oh, let's see this face.Let's see.She looks like she's crying. Oh yeah.
This is to prevent you from catching HIV.I'm not a sexual addict but I'm still taking my pill.You never know.Cause it is.Something might happen to me.You know how these horny devils be.You want to rape somebody.
But never tell you they have HIV.You can't really take this pill.Prevent you from getting HIV.
prevent you for getting HIV.Wow.She posts multiple videos of her taking that pill.Wow.So that's maybe why I thought she was a hooker.I mean, she says she ain't, I'm not sexually active.Oh, is that what she said?Yeah.
Yeah.I, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm not going to, oh, look at this one.Look at all the gum she's got.
The ethereal music and shit?
What is this, Twin Peaks?Fucking... what the fuck?Uh oh, what a mulligold.
Hi, I'm here in bed.Oh my god, my ankle is so swollen.So tell me, you wanna come take care of me?
So, you were telling me to go up?Was I about to see something we shouldn't see?Oh no, it just looked like she maybe had a bikini on or swimsuit on.Not a bikini, but... Oh, let's see.
Okay, I'm getting away from the kids anyways, well why she shouldn't post that shit she shouldn't know about this lady dude
I wouldn't touch her.I wouldn't touch her with your dick and fucking Aaron Echoes pushing.
Not a chance.What is he like?What is he like?Fuck, how's he wheeling into me?Motorized, bro.Motorized.Back and forth, back and forth.We are at the gearbox, but I mean, whatever.But why is she trying to say she's not sexually active?
But I just take an HIV pill because.
Yeah, it's number three, dude.Yeah, it's totally number three.There's no way it's not.I was leaning to number two, but until you saw the OnlyFans and I was like, OK, I could get myself there, I think.We don't even know if it's an OnlyFans.
I actually looked at it.That doesn't appear to be an OnlyFans.
Oh, yeah, there is.Yeah, there is OnlyFans VIP right there.So, yeah.
Yeah, I found my future girlfriend.And things are going to be nice.Things are going to be nice.It doesn't show it for me on here for some reason.You can't.No, if you go to all my links.Oh, I'm at the wrong.I was on the wrong page.OK.
British granny loving life from the UK only fans VIP lovely Lisa UK
I'm not going to click on that link here because I don't want all the miscreants in the chat to know what my future girlfriend looks like naked.I was going to say, are you going to yank to it later?You're goddamn right I am.
I'm going to probably check it out.Oh, I'm definitely going to fucking swing by and check it out.Research for the show.
All right, dude.So you go number three.I'm going to go number three as well.I was going to go number two.
But I said, you know, the only fans of like, at least like I could see, you know, I could probably get up for that.Yeah.And the tea and she's probably like, has a nice place, you know?Yeah.She seems, she seems nice.Yeah, she does.
Number two is like, I couldn't like, she doesn't even know how to use the right words and stuff, man. She says for instead of from and shit.That would drive me crazy.I get like angry when people text me using the wrong your.
I lose my fucking mind with that.
Go back to school, bitch.
Exactly.Oh, man.I get it.I get it.Get on the show.Grandma or the DM her and get her on the show.Which one?Yeah.Coochie, the free base in Coochie or grandma?
Oh, Lord.Pretty good.All right, man.
I've been enjoying trying to find that you love.You know what, man?I really enjoyed this.Granny is definitely better than Lunch Lady.That's for sure.Yeah, I'm kicking lunch lady to the side.She made me some horrible spaghetti.
So I would take her over lunch lady from last week.Yeah, yeah, definitely.She looks like she showers a bunch.You know, it's good.It's good.
Yeah, only fans grain is the winner buddy dynamite says he already subscribed already subscribe Yeah, I would meet you meet you I destroy it to Matt Hatter says he's back had to take a phone had to take a phone call.
Yeah, okay Yeah, that's what I'd say if I went to go beat off to I
Beat off to OnlyFans UK granny.Yeah, fuck yeah.
You know what, we were talking earlier about like things that you might be embarrassed about you seeing, and I'm going to leave it at that.Have you ever watched a granny?
I have sex, like a sex tape granny?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, I mean, I've come across it.Me too, me too, me too.It's not a thing I'm into.
No, I'm not into it.I'm not into it, but I have watched it.
If I was, I would definitely tell you.Y'all talk about my fucking Pornhub subscription all the time.
No old ladies, man.God damn.
I've got a second of stuff that you fucking brought.Yeah.You ready to watch people get hurt?Let's go.Let's do it.
I love watching people get hurt.We haven't done any of that.
No.So this is a lady. who decided she was going to eat a live octopus on stream.Oh my God, dude.Look at her eyeball.Look at the fucking skin coming away from the eye.Oh yeah, dude.
like people talk about how smart octopuses are yeah yeah like why in the fuck would you even try to eat a fucking octopus I've seen people eat little ones.Well, little ones.I wouldn't even want to do that though.
Cause like, that cocksucker is going to like, like stick to you on the insides, turn your stomach inside out.
Is he going to come back up?Yeah.Like fuck.No dude.Want nothing to do with that.
Terrifying.What is the, what is the, what is the plan dude?Like that thing's huge.What are you going to bite a tentacle off?Like what the fuck dude?I don't know dude. I don't know, like who's eating who?The octopus was definitely eating her.
He was doing a better job at eating her.That's for God damn right.
Fucking that's what you would have found underneath the contestant number two's fucking skirt.
That's why she was getting it aired out.
It is terrifying.I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it.
I don't know why you'd want to eat that shit anyway.I don't need it even cooked.I don't need calamari.I don't need any of that shit.
Dude, the smell of calamari, a.k.a.
squid being cooked is enough for me to not want to eat it.This place I order, uh, I order like ramen from.They have all kinds of different Japanese shit and they have like this dish that's These like dumpling things, they look delicious.
I guess they're like a Japanese street food or whatever, but they have octopus in them.Like, I just can't bring myself.No, no, fuck no.No way, dude.I'm pretty adventurous, but there's just like some shit.I'm like, there's no need to eat those.
There's plenty of things to eat on the planet.Yeah.Well, I might get a chocolate covered grasshoppers.You know what I mean?Let me just eat some fucking Smarties, bro. Some Smarties.
People are Americans right now are, Americans right now are confused because Smarties here are different than there.M&M's, sorry.There you go.M&M's are better than Smarties though.Okay, so this one's short and sweet, okay?
That's because all our snacks are better than yours, boom, okay.Okay, here we go.
Let's see that again, I don't know what that is I can I
It's like firework under a beer can.Did you see that can just ricochet off his asshole and just sent to the netherworld?
Dude, dude, that had to have felt so bad.So goddamn bad.
The explosion seemed like... That's a pretty serious explosion.That's like a M-80 or something.That's like a... I would be worried about your fucking feet, dude.Just pay attention to the explosion itself.It's so loud!
I mean, that's fucking intense, dude. You can hear him cry.You can hear the tears coming from his eyes.Dude.What the fuck?
Matt Hatter says it's safe to assume that man is sterile now.Probably.Probably.
I mean, that's not even like a testicle thing.That looked more like a fucking geish.You know, a taint.Asshole.
Ah, shit.Man, if that hit him square in the brown star, dude, you're not shitting right for a week.
Which, that's like a different feeling, man.You remember if, like, you were young and you'd slip, like, off the pedal of your bike and you'd hit your fucking geish on that bar?Like, that's just a bizarre pain.It is.
It's a deep, earthy... It's a different pain than, like, getting kicked in the nuts or something.It is.Well, I mean, like, getting kicked in the nuts is an immediate fucking... otherworldly experience, but like the hit in the geisha is like.
Subtle at first, it was like, oh, and then over it just radiates within 10 seconds, like, oh, you know what I mean?Just it hurts so much and then and then, you know, then you're stuck with a fucking bruised geisha.
Can someone tell me why girls bikes have the lower bar than boys bikes?Does that not seem like the reverse?Don't you think we should have the lower bar?Yeah.Maybe they want less fall time.
yeah maybe maybe uh but you want to see some more fall time because here's some more fall time this is downhill skateboarding and it is these guys are just getting trashed look at those bumps is that a speed bump yeah well what the fuck is the plan to go over the speed bump and go around this super sharp turn
That guy landed right on the speed bump.I'm soaring up in the heat already.
Not a fucking helmet?No.Not a fucking pad?Nothing.Oh, that guy took his gun down.Fuck you, man.
And it's so long.But just so many people eat not one.Oh, there is a helmet.He took out the crap.
What the fuck?Where is this at?I don't know actually. I imagine it's somewhere in a Spanish-speaking country.Why don't they find a street without a speed bump?I think that's the whole point.
The whole point is to try to make the speed bump in the corner?Yeah, I think so.I think so.Let's see if I can see.
Only one guy, two guys wear a helmet.Yeah, I don't know.It doesn't actually say who it is actually.
Everybody loves people getting hurt.Everybody loves people getting hurt.But the Gooch Buster putty, what a goddamn fucking Gooch Buster.
Very good.Very good.Yeah, I'd find a different street, man.It's like a weird, you know, like that where people chase that cheese down the hill. Chase the cheese down the hill?You've never seen that.We'll do it next week.
Chase the cheese down a hill, hey?
Yeah, there's like somewhere in Ireland or somewhere in Europe where every year they convene on the top of this huge steep hill and the goal is to catch this piece of this wheel of cheese and of course you're not going to.
But yeah, people tried to catch this roll of cheese.The first person to get to the bottom wins.Oh shit.
Sounds interesting.Sounds interesting.
Fuckin' A. Fuckin' A. Alright.Man, we've been taking it slow today through all this shit. Um, let's just take a look at this next one.I don't even know how to intro it.
I don't either.This man has a story.
And this girl from Tinder hit me up and she's like, come over.And of course I did.So I'm sitting there.She invites me over.She sits me down on this oversized bean bag that she had.First red flag.
Then she's like, hey, what's up?OK, so mind you, dude, like I said, it was like a day or two after Thanksgiving.So I'm eating Thanksgiving leftovers and I'm having Thanksgiving leftover farts and everything.I mean, it's bad.So I get to her house.
I'm laying on the bean bag.She starts topping me up. And then I'm like, OK, this is normal.This is cool.I start pushing on her head.Come on.
Now, OK, Jim, would you like that hairdo?
Like you can see it's very feathered in the back to like he's got a lot going on with.He's like Rufio to the max.Yeah.What do you think?Do you think it was just the hair, the hair that really made that girl want to top him off?
I mean, look at those earrings.It's like let's look at those feather earrings you see in the 80s, too. Yeah, what do you think?The whole thing is fucking great.Is this post Malone?I bet you any money.Not post Post Serial.
No, is this post Stranger Things?Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder.I wonder.I don't know.
Because he kind of he is kind of a mixture of the rock and roll dude, but he's also more like the pool brother guy, you know? The brother who works at the Liza lifeguards?Oh, from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?No, from Stranger Things.
Oh, he's the guy that works at the... I can't think of it.Is that... Tell me... Do you watch it at all?Oh, yeah.You're talking about, like, the redheaded's brother?Yeah.Oh, okay, okay, okay.And he's, like, fucking people's moms and shit?Mm-hmm.
He looks a lot like this fucking guy.That's fair.That's fair.This guy looks great.I mean, the look is fucking tremendous.Top notch.Top notch.Lots of flair, you know, office space flair, baby.
Let's go deeper.And she goes like this, takes my hands.And she goes, that's the funny thing about guys grabs my legs.They always think they're in control. And throws my legs.
I mean, I'm telling you like this she was like And she just started eating my bro just going to town on that shit and I didn't shower Probably the kinkiest experience I ever had anyways dog.I gotta go.I'll see y'all later He's got Heelys, too?
It was two days after Thanksgiving.
Like, what the fuck, dude?Did Heelys?
He didn't make the cut for this week, huh?He'll be on next week.
No, no.Too many.You can't have too many Heelys. Well, next week, man, come back next week.I've got a fucking Healy's master for you guys.There you go.There you go.That guy's tremendous, man.This guy is, is the definition of a broad out for sure.
Like this guy is like, do you want to hang out with the life of the party?Really?He's always got stories.Always got stories.I was, I did not get my ass eaten out in that position though.
See, I think that position would lend itself to... Did she give you a fucking jerk while she was licking your ass?No, she wasn't.Listen, okay, so... You know how I was telling you... Fuck, you can see what I'm doing.
Goddamn, it doesn't work.I wanted to surprise you.Sorry.It's okay.You know that Bloodhound Gang album?Where the fat dude's naked in a box? Right?She had a mirror on her closet and I looked over at one point in time and that's what I saw.
It was that album cover.I just shuddered. You saw yourself getting your ass eaten in the mirror?
It was, it was, it was, cause you know the closets that have the sliding closet doors and there's mirrors on them?You know what I mean?It's in old apartment buildings or older apartment buildings.That's what this was.
It was an older apartment building.Um, it was, it was something else, dude.It was something else. Yeah, because how do you call a chick like that back?She does it the first time you hang out with her.
And she asks to do it, so she is a fan of doing it.You're just going to have to get your ass eaten all the time.I don't know.I don't want it to happen once, much less like...
Often like I was nervous enough that I asked if I can like give it a courtesy wash.You know, I mean, well, dude, of course I was like, she's like, can I if you ever had your ass eaten?I was like, no, no.Do you want to?I was like, I don't think so.
And like she convinced me and I was like, OK, well, I got like I got to go to the washroom, like wash my ass first.Just said, like, not that I think it's dirty, but it's dirty, you know, like.
Dude, an ass better be like toweled off before, like right beforehand.
Right?There's no way, man.
Right?No fucking way, man.No.I gotta know what you, last time you ate.You know what I mean?
I gotta know a lot of fucking things.
Yeah, dude, that's great.
But yeah, but I'd like to think like if you're getting jerked, you know, in the baby position here, as he's about to show, you know, I mean, she's giving you like a jerk at the same time, maybe, but just that by itself is like it's nothing.
You know what I mean?Like, it's just it just feels like I fucking got shot, got out of the shower.
and didn't wipe down my asshole.You know what I mean?It just it got itchy and like five minutes after leaving.
You know what I mean?King stream people or like anything that they do sexually.But like, holy shit, if you're a grown ass woman and you're eating dudes asses on the first time you hang out with them, like you may want to fucking reconsider.
Or I need to reconsider the women I'm going after.No, no.
No, could you save that until you're like actually dating a guy or something like to just first time like Yeah, first time come punch in the fart box, baby Yeah Yeah, this dude's great, that hair is fucking tremendous.It is.
The earrings, everything about him.Everything about him is a gift.It is.Yeah, he seems fucking great.I'd like to hear more from this guy.
I don't think he has anything.I think it's just a rant, like a haktua that never took advantage of it, you know?
It was way more interesting.Oh, dude, so much like imagine his podcast would actually be like watchable or listenable.Yeah, I think, you know, too.I think I'm just thinking of now.I think I talked to her.She's saying so she'd give a hand job.
She's not spitting on it before she sucks it.That doesn't do anything.Really?Well, you know, saying like, well, good with spitting on it before you suck it, do nothing well.
Yeah, you're right.You're right.You're right.
Actually, now that I think about it, either she's going from directly from like dry dick to fucking or dry handjob.That's it.That's going to be the only way you don't spit on it before you suck it.No, I suppose you're already sucking it.
You know what I mean?You're going to have spit on it.So, yeah, who wants to fucking hand?Pookie wants a fucking handjob.
a booty munching vampire.I'm like, I guess once you say something in chat, then I say it, then it can be the title.That could be a good episode title, dude, booty munching vampire.I like that.
Yeah, from one mullet to probably the greatest mullet.
Joey bro, I don't know how you would say Joey or something like that He's here for karaoke battle this time, but we need to like look more into him in the future because dude he is Tremendous you just listen to him sit and talk and he'll tell these absurd stories Tell this story about how like he had two pro wrestlers back down from him in the 80s They showed up and like he was fucking the dudes like ex-girlfriend or whatever and
His delivery is so fucking funny.I've never seen anything.
I've seen him sing before, right?But yeah.
Yeah.Oh dude.We'll, we'll, we'll come back to him in the, in the future and check out some of his other videos.Okay.So let's, let's hear the musical stylings of the, uh, the, uh, the, the mullet man, Joey bro.Let's see.Fucking look at this guy, dude.
Oh, this song has, like, no fucking singing, huh?Everything is just a little bit off.It's probably from the setup.Oh, maybe.
No, like, for him.Wow!He's more of a dancer than he is a singer, huh?Oh, yeah. That fucking hip wiggle that he does, he looks like again, he looks like your aunt.You know, he looks like him.If he dude, dude, you brought up the wrestling.
But if him and Jimmy Hart were a tag team, bro, bro, they could sing themselves down to the ring.They could be their own fucking band.The gentries, the gentle gentries, we call them.
This guy is like after your mom and dad get divorced the first dude that your mom starts fucking yeah, you know Yeah, cuz he seems like a good time and he's got like a moderately cool car, but not really like a Pontiac Fiero Blast him out of it and shit like
He smoked some weird brand of cigarettes that nobody fucking buys anymore.Here in Canada, they'd be McDonald's.That's what they would be.We have some cigarettes called McDonald's.
In America, he's smoking like Merit's or fucking Saratoga's or some weird shit.Saratoga's?That sounds fancy as shit. Nobody smokes Saratogas, man.They're 120s.They're big, long fuckers.
I used to buy them, because I was like, before I was 18, I'd buy cigarettes out of the vending machine at my job.And it was at a Ritzy club, like a Ritzy, um, it was a Nelk's Lodge, fuck it.
Saratogas are 120s so you know you think of like a cigarette and then there's a hundred which is even longer then there's a 120s but they weren't thin they were full size of a cigarette but just double long.
I only know of a regular and king size that's all I know of.Vantage that would be he probably smokes Vantage.Vantage had a hole in the filter. I wonder if those are all still around.
I used to go to the tobacco shop back in the day and I would just buy weird packs of cigarettes and just smoke merits for a week or something.I've never been adventurous with my cigarettes, ever. I've bought the same.
I don't think you guys can up there.Oh, well, there's all kinds of different styles.There's all kinds of different cigarettes.My ex would always come back when she came back from Canada.She'd have putters.They're so terrible.
Jim, you want to know what putters are?Okay.You know why she has them?Indian cigarettes?Yes.It's cigarettes you can only buy in a reserve and if you're an Indian. Yeah.All of those.All of those are the dirt worst.
Like, I remember one time I bought a clear plastic bag with 200 cigarettes in it from a native reserve.They were the worst, dude.Oh, my God.All all of those cigarettes are not good.They're they're not good at all.
I only smoke a few cigarettes a day, but I still I smoke Camel Wide lights to this fucking day.
I like your guys's definition for cigarettes are so crazy, like wides like I don't get it.Yeah, they're thicker than a regular cigarette.
That's what they're like.
The only they're only cigarette you can buy actually Camel Wides that are they're just like a regular cigarette, but thicker.OK. So anytime you bum a smoke off somebody, it's like, oh, this is weird.Yeah.A thin ass thing.OK, sorry.That's OK.It's OK.
Let's see.Let's see what else this mullet boy has to offer here.Yeah.Oh, boy.Oh, man.Dude, you try to sit.Don't try to sing Steve Perry, bro.
Oh lord.Oh yeah, look at that gyration.I'm hard just fucking looking at it, dude.
Oh no.Oh lord.It's cats like getting together outside of the window.
the first one was like a lot better than this the first one was a lot better because he's using his you can tell he's got that smokers growl you know i mean the zoot zoot black hat right it's just to go to also it's just like dude
I'm going to try to sing a ZZ Top song.Yeah, Billy Gibbons is a great guitar player, singing-wise, you know.Yeah, not a great singer.That's an easy song to sing, you know.
I mean, there's not much to it, where it's like, oh, maybe I'll just cover a song by a band that has one of the greatest rock singers of all time, who has a legendary vocal range.I'm like, dude, don't even try to sing Journey.
I don't give a fuck how much you like it.Nobody should.Nobody should.Don't try it, dude, unless you know what you're doing. It's true.Steve Perry is a fucking wild singer.
They had to go deep into the recesses of the Philippines to find somebody to match.Like, fuck it.Dude, no Steve Perry fake outs.Fucking baseball.
And I should have been gone.
Oh, fuck.Your sister's dating Screech. okay let's see let's see what the number three i mean first one terrible second one just awful and let's see what number three is black and white oh man these calvin klein commercials are getting ridiculous
I think this guy's more of a dancer than he is a singer.
Definitely more of a... He would be a backup singer, you know?
Oh, this is what song this is.
I wasn't sure what the song was supposed to be.
Look at that face, dude.Oh, man God, yeah real guido.Oh, we'll greet on the house.He's dancing up a disco storm There you go.
There you go Boy fucking Gucci.I think I think it is Gucci.I think so.Uh, I mean this guy like singing, terrible look good and performance dancing.He's got some dancing.That's good.The black and white here.That's pretty good.So.
We'll see, uh, I don't even know who contestant two even is.Oh, you don't remember who contestant number two is?I sent over so much shit.I know.Week three and four of this.I don't know what's going on.Okay.
Okay.So let's, let's, let's do this.Okay.
Oh yeah.I like how he like moves his mouth back and forth.
Oh yeah, he's got the weird fucking. The heroin addict fucking squeal there with the... Oh, it's great.
I've been waiting on the road.The road!Where the shadows torment our souls.And there walks a lady we all know.Who'd shine quite late and wants to show.How everything skipped towards the gold.
Oh, can you imagine if he did all of Stairway to Heaven and we listened to all of it?
It's kind of like Tiny Tim were to come do this.Fuck.
You've got the muscle in your head, bro.
Oh, shit. Oh, God damn.Yeah, dude.Real Guido.What does it mean when you say been working thirds?I don't know what that means.
I don't know.Different.Is that like third shift?I don't know.I don't know.There's like first, second, third.Oh, maybe eight hours times three.Twenty four.Yeah.This has no comments yet, man.Can we leave a comment?Can you leave a comment?
I most certainly can.Yeah.What should I say? I don't know.What did you say, Chad?What should I say to give this guy his first comment on this video?I mean, don't tell him where we are.You know, it's like we're watching this on our podcast.
I don't want him to come over here and like, you know, be mad or cast magic spells on us or something.
Ask him if he can do so.Tiny Tim, maybe.Let's see.
Or just, you know, like, hey, great job.Keep up the good work.You know, something like that.Loved it.Something positive, dude.Give him a super positive comment.Cyrax's dad?No, Cyrax's dad is a fucking woman now.Is he?Cyrax's dad is Cyrax's mom now.
Really?Yeah, he's trans.There you go. There is now a comment.Keep up the great work, bro.Could you cover Tiny Tim next?If he covers Tiny Tim, it's a point like we touch the water and made a ripple.
It's true.It's true.OK, now let's listen.
uh this is great this is great okay okay let's see what else this guy's got out let's see you ready to see what else this guy's got to offer jim oh i'm almost blacked out glad oh jesus christ okay okay let's let's listen to uh number two from his whisper style stylings they're from uh no free radicals is his name
Yeah, you got that something I think you'll understand When I... Dude, when I was a kid, I used to sing this song so much.
Because I had an Alvin and the Chipmunks album.
Oh, they did this song?Yeah.And when I touch you I feel happy inside
Maybe if this dude could cover The Divinals?What's The Divinals?When I think of you I touch myself.
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So, uh, what, uh, from what he has done here.So he's done the, can I hold your hand by the Beatles?Uh, then, uh, Led Zeppelin stairway to heaven.What do you think?Number three is I'm going with highway star by deep purple.
That'd be a good one to do now.It's probably some fucking acoustic thing.Some acoustic thing.Hey, you think so?Okay.
He liked, he liked, I remember a lot of like watching his videos and like having to watch a lot of weird ones that I was like, eh, fucking.
Was that fucking Battle of Evermore or something that Led Zeppelin had?What was it called?Fucking the folky fucking weird song.Anyways.
Let's see.Oh, yeah.It's a Black Sabbath for you.Yeah.Changes?No, not changes.What's it called?Changes.Yeah, it is.Okay.
I feel so safe.I've lost the best friend. He puts his own sauce on it.
He puts his own sauce on it.
The comment here, this is literally me after six beers on any given weeknight.He sings it better than fucking Cobes does. He just picks whatever notes he wants.
Nobody beats... What's that the... Oh, that old black gentleman.
Dude, his version of this for the... What was it?Big Mouth?Theme song that they used it for?Fuck yeah, dude.So good. yeah okay all right holy shit so so jim who i myself okay now this while this guy is an experience right
This guy, he fucks, but at his own pace.Right?
I'm going to go with the mullet man, Joey Brew, for the winner of this round.
What do you think?I mean, I feel like on one hand, Joey, Like I said, the dancing is good, the costume and shit's good, like he's dressed very amusingly.Well, amusing to me.But, I don't know, it's just really bad singing.
Like, this guy's bad singing, but I love the upper register of it all. Like, I find this guy more entertaining.If you were like, we're gonna watch another one from one of these guys, which one is it?I would say this guy, dude.So I'm going number two.
Okay.Okay.We're in a deadlock now, guys.We need the chat.We need the chat because this is the fall 2024 karaoke battle.We're looking for a grand champion.So.
Yeah, we're gonna swing back past all these guys are gonna compete the winners compete the winner This will be going against Oliver Choo.Yes.Yes the fucking legend so far.
He took the first round by storm He did he did take the first round by storm We can't do a poll.This is a great time to say hey subscribe to the channel on YouTube Okay, we can't have a pool until we have 500 subscribers.Yeah, so okay Google
We got nobody, nobody has given us any, any, maybe we'll come back next week with the winner.I don't know.I don't know.You think me saying, okay, Google, someone is listening to it out loud.It made their Google.
Uh, I was listening to actually, I went on a doom scrolling Instagram reels last night and I scrolled to one where it said, Hey Google.And my shit popped up like it is right now.It just did.And it was a, how do I make a hard wiener on hard?
Hey Google, search gay porn.God damn.Maybe we'll get somebody with that.Maybe, maybe.I would listen to this out loud.Like this is something you put on headphones to make sure there's nobody else in the room.To make sure that no sound gets out.
We do have a vote in the chat for the mullet dude.We do.
there you go god damn it so now now i can break out my tournament bracket that i made oh boy joey as the winner okay so check it already you already put it in there i did look at this tournament bracket jim look at how beautiful this looks it's got animations it's fucking oh it's so great
I guess I don't see it.It's coming.It's coming.I think maybe not.I don't know.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.
I don't want to see it.It's fine.
No, no, it's coming.It's coming.Don't you worry.You see it.There is our tournament bracket.We've got all over to you got to go to the YouTube chat, by the way.You can't see it yourself. Oh, okay.I don't know how to do it.It's in the YouTube, so.Yep.
We've got week three coming up.I don't know who it is.I don't know who it is yet.I know that it's going to be a tough battle.Definitely going to be a tough battle.Fuck yeah, dude.But yeah, I worked hard on these tournament brackets.Anyway.
They look great, man.They look great.
I agree with you jet but I guess we're at the end we had more shit
We had more stuff.We're going to at least do like a... Are we the same person?
I commented, I hate Jim.His penis is too big.
We're not that, I mean, we're not that far.You want to, I don't know my, where my fucking lady is sleeping still, maybe laying in there and waiting for me to be done.Who knows? Uh, yeah, I don't know.
You want to fucking do the end and get out of here?Do you want to finish?We only got a couple left.We it could take us a little bit.How about we end on our happy note?And you're going to take the other ones for next time.
I'll take the other ones for next time.OK, that works.Yeah.You're down with that.Let's do that.That's fine.Let's do that.Before we get to the the fucking closing clips, got a couple of them there.I just want to say, man, check out the channel.
Modern Noise Media. Uh, now I got clarification today of that.This is in fact, four countries, man.It is five shows, four countries, three continents.It is correct.Three continents because somebody is in Europe.
So it is five shows, four countries, three continents, zero paywalls, zero fucks given, modern noise media.
Who would have known?Check out shows like this.Check out shows like Defunderation with Tyler and Travis Fudge.Back episodes on Wednesdays.Is anything new coming?
Yeah, we're going to be doing a there's a episode of WCW in the late 90s where Sid gets lost on his way to the building. And there's a storyline.I don't think he actually got lost.I think it's just a storyline.But with Sid, you never know.
We wanted to do it when Sid passed away, but like the Federation normally does, we're late.So, yeah, it should be.We should be recording it this week or next week.Yeah.Modern Noise International.Fuck yeah, dude.I love that we have that shit.
Four different countries, people coming together and making pods.Yeah, dude. Different stylings.I even noticed that on Smack It Down, they had a Noah historian on to talk the history of Noah. Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Yeah, like they're doing better wrestling stuff than we ever did, I guess.He's like, do you have any questions for this person?Like, I don't watch wrestling.I just thought of like, I don't watch wrestling.
I know.I haven't watched it for two weeks now, man.It was a great two weeks.AEW started and it was pretty good.And that killed New Japan because they took all their guys.Yeah.And then now that AEW isn't good anymore, really.
I mean, it's good, but it's not great.It's not good enough for me to want to watch it.No, no. So there's nothing left for me.There's 9,000 wrestling companies and I don't like any of them.So I don't know what to tell you about that.
I think, I think we've just ran our course on wrestling.I think 10 years straight of, of covering wrestling.And for the last, what year or two, not really enjoying it.
Oh, we weren't gonna fucking quit, you know, until AEW started and they're like, okay, well, and that was cool for a while.It was like, fuck yeah, this is all right.You know, I was into it.I was super into it for a while.
I got CM Punk and fucking Danielson and shit.It was like, hell yeah.Yeah.Yeah.And it could like, we're getting a little deep into weeds here.
Like if Kenny Omega, when he comes back or something, let's see, you know, like they need to get rid of Jared.There's all kinds of stuff that needs to happen that won't happen anyways. Check that show.Check out the Federation.
Check out my other show, Old Guy Metal Caster.We Saturday.Yeah, baby.Myself and Bobby Blades.This week we talked about the election.So, you know, trigger warning.That's not your thing now.
Now you talk about I listen to the show like I always do on my Saturday night drive.Right.Yeah.
While you did talk about elections, it's like it's interspersed between the whole show, but there's still a lot of great talk about things that aren't election-wise, you know?
So even if you don't like election talk, it is still an episode that you will regret missing, in my opinion.Thank you, kind sir.Yeah, politics is like hard as fuck in this country, I mean. And I'm not gonna say that to you.
I'd like someone to expose like their shit.I'm like, Oh, done.You know, I get it.So maybe skip it if you're, you know, do you think that's going to fucking make you angry?Uh, I'll check out midnight mass creature cast.They have a brand new episode.
I just got to post it up here after the show.It is it's Halloween 24 seven for those guys. Pretty much, dude.Evil Dead 2013.Oh, I really enjoyed that movie.
You know, in fact, in fact, not to change the subject, but I started watching this TV show on I think you would enjoy it, Jim.This TV show, I don't I don't know where I'm watching.It's on that site.You can watch it on.It's called Hysteria.
And the sheriff is is Bruce Campbell.
oh yeah and it's about a metal band in the 80s who a ritualistic uh uh satanic murder happens in their town and so to capitalize on it this band turns into a black metal band and pretends they're satanists and then starts to get blamed for the murders so it's really good it's really good
I love Bruce Campbell.You ever seen Bubba Hotep?Uh, no, no.You should.He plays Elvis.Oh, shit.Really?Like real Elvis or Elvis impersonator?No, Elvis, the real Elvis.Oh, shit.OK.Yeah, it's a great movie.It's actually been great for Halloween.
Kind of a horror, it's kind of a horror comedy movie.Well, it's definitely a horror comedy.That goes, what's up, man?We wished you a happy birthday earlier.Yeah, we did, we did, but you weren't around.So we take it back.
Yeah, we took it back, and we hope that your birthday gifts got returned as we took it back.Oh, no.There goes those new blinged out wheels, bitch.We got you spinners, too.I hope you're happy.
Aaron just so you know I do have a lot of fun saying those things what gifts you haven't gotten the spinners yet fuck it makes me happy though that we can make these jokes with you and and it's cuz I'm all about that
And Smack It Down podcast, like you said, they have a Noah expert, like a historian on.So talking the history of Noah.Noah Pro Wrestling from Japan, if you're not initiated.
So you have five shows, four countries, three continents, zero paywalls, zero fucks given. Modern Noise Media.Okay, let's check out our last few clips here.Let's see, this is... What is it, Bombin' Rick?What is it?What does this guy do?
Wheelchair Rick is his name.Right, right.And he is a local legend.I don't know, I think it says what city.Like, he's got a Canadian flag there.Yeah, he's from like Toronto or something.Or Vancouver, he's from Canada.So what is he on, a wheelchair?
Yeah, dude, a wheelchair.You'll see video that shows like...
Like, now he's gonna go up the hill?Oh, Jesus.You gotta go up to go down, buddy.You gotta go up?You gotta go up to go down, buddy.Look at him!Dude, this guy's having the time of his life, dude.Okay, let's see.Let's see.Let's see this next one.
One of them is a race.He races a dude.Okay, okay.I don't know what the second video is.
Oh! This hype video dude, this is the trailer He wants to oh my can you imagine dude?
Yeah Look at this shit, dude.I Like the lights on the wheels Aaron, this could be you.He's definitely in Toronto.That was the CN Tower.Yeah, there you go.Ace Canadian.This third one is his race and has some more of like the shots.
He's so fucking... I guess they just let him do it, you know?He's wearing a safety vest, so like he's safe about it.Well, he'll watch the next video.Okay.First race that he lost, hey? So who, is he racing another wheelchair?
No, he's racing this dude on a scooter.Yeah, yeah.A Canada hat.
Aerodynamics.Scooter's winning.Yup.He's not even trying.
They're gonna have to start weaving in and out of cars here.
Jesus Christ, dude. Like, in Toronto of all places, that's insane to do.Look at this shit, yeah.
Imagine if somebody just opened up their door.I mean, what's the worst that could happen, huh?Really though, his legs already don't work.
Break his arms, that would suck.He can't wheel.
Yeah, that's fucking crazy, man.Weaving it out of traffic in a wheelchair.Bad motherfucker, dude.That's fucking wild.I love it.I don't know.I don't think I used any... There's the clips that you sent.No, sorry.I don't know.
I'd have to look at them again.Then we're in here.This was already preset.I sent Fudge, like, enough shit for, like, five shows.
All at once at the beginning.
Dude, and then I got another page.Seven pages or something there.
And then I found a page of my own.You know, Jim will have to vet through them and send them over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.That's it, though.Yeah, that's that's what we got.That's what we got.Much love the wheelchair, Rick.That's going to do it for this week.We thank you very much for tuning in.If you haven't joined us live, you should live on YouTube.
Noon Eastern.Hang on the chat.Be part of the show.Fucking chats up like funnier than we are sometimes.They are. Do you have anything else to say before we depart?Uh, no.No, I got everything out of my system.I got everything out of my system.
I was shocked that we went so long on this one, actually.Yeah, could go.I could watch this shit all day.I know.I know.Good times.We'll be back next week.And until then, everyone, I mean, you get all the dick and or pussy you desire.
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