Now Cardi B is usually an open book, but there's one thing she does not want us to know yet.
And Rosie Perez helped Madonna get some California love, honey.We'll tell you how.
And the election is over now, but some people are happy with the outcome and others aren't.But since laughter is the best medicine, we're going to focus on that.
So let's get this started. There's all kinds of drama between Halle Bailey and her ex DDG over their infant son Halo Okay, so DDG brought Halo with him for an appearance on Kai Sinat's live stream where Kai gave him a bunch of gifts
Well, Halle tweeted that she was mad that the baby was shown to millions of people without her knowledge, even though she and DDG both have posted them on their accounts.
She even deleted her social media temporarily, but then she went back online, admitting that she may have overreacted.She said, I know that Halo is always safe with his dad.
I just don't like finding out with the rest of the world what my baby is doing.Thank you, Kai, for the gifts for Halo.
That's understandable.Yeah.
In the gaming world, they call that rage quitting.When you get so mad, you deactivate your stuff.It's like, come on, man.You can't be like that.
I just think they should run it past each other.Like, whichever person has the baby, they should let each other know where they're taking them or if they're going to be live on social media.
But as many women, honey, screaming for a man to even be a part of their baby's life, she should have been happy the baby was with his daddy and like, OK.
She knew the baby was with his daddy, Gary.She just didn't know her baby was going to appear on social media.
Well, she should've been working like she said she was gonna.
No, he should've communicated that with her, and they should do that with each other.
Well, guess what?She had to backtrack.
No, I don't.Or a companion.If I had a baby, my baby could go wherever his daddy wanna go.
Okay.Okay.The double add-on is, like, DDG probably thought he was being smart, because if I'm on this live stream, you can't accuse me of having my baby around other girls, because you'd see us on the camera, you know what I mean?
So he probably thought it was a brilliant idea.
And he even got a Nintendo Switch out of it, too.
You got a point, Gary.I mean, head crack.
That baby gonna look back at it and say, my dad took good care of me.Brat.
Well, speaking of celebrity babies, Cardi B is trying to keep some things private about her youngest child, at least for now.She's already mom to daughter Kulture and son Wave, but she's not ready for us to know her baby girl's full name yet.
Check out this video of her showing off her custom jewelry.
Yeah, I can't see my daughter's name yet.So, I gotta hide the last one.Just know the whole game versus Eliante, bitch.Yeah.
Damn, we almost got it.There's an O in there.
Well, she did show the letters B, L, O, and M. So, the internet seems to think the girl's name might be Boom or Blossom.What y'all think?
Where's the L?Wasn't there an L in there?Not in Bottega.I know, and that name didn't have an L in it?Uh-huh, B-L-O-N.Maybe Baloney.
Baloney.There's no M in Baloney.
Oh, well, I don't know what the damn name is.Balaga.
Balenciaga.No, that would be too long.She wouldn't be able to cover that whole thing with her finger.
I could see it being Blossom.That's a cute name for a little girl.Yeah.
It don't seem like it would be that long.I don't know, though.Let's just wait till she tells us.How about that?
Okay, well, country singer Luke Combs, you know his name, he had a huge hit with his cover of Tracy Chapman's song, Fast Car, but he was mortified when he found out he got one of the lines wrong.
So at a recent concert, he said Tracy told him the lyric is, we gotta make a decision.Not, still gotta make a decision, which is how he recorded it.Check this out.
As I remembered when she said it, I wanted to crawl in a hole. And luckily, she was awesome about it.And I think about it every single time that I sing this song.
And I will think about it every single time I sing this song for the rest of my whole life.But she was so cool about it.
It was only the word still.Yeah.
That's not a huge difference.
But it's a difference, though.
I mean, if you do want to do your best possible version to cover someone else's song, you do want to get it word for word.
What would you have told them if you was like, say if Donna Ross said, yo, you covered my song Upside Down, but you got the line wrong, what would you say to her?
I would cry.You know, I mean, if I would never, if she said Upside Down, you turned me, I wouldn't say Upside Down, he turned me. I would say you turned him.So you don't mess that up, honey?No.That keeps it open for everybody.
Oh, my God.It's all inclusive.
Would you want Functified messed up?I wouldn't care.I would just be honored that someone did it. The word is still, it's not changing it so much.He shouldn't be so hard on himself.
All right, y'all know Madonna dated Tupac back in the day, but Rosie Perez just spilled some tea about it on the Drew Barrymore show.So Rosie was all ready to go to the Soul Train Awards in 1993 when her date canceled on her at the last minute.
Then her friend Tupac came to the rescue and went with her, saying they could make the guy jealous.And Madonna took notice, check it out.
My dear friend, I haven't seen her in years, but Madonna, she was there.And she came up to me and she was like, yo, what's up?Y'all are together?And I said, no.She goes, really?I go, yeah.She goes, hook me up.I said, you got it.He did you a solid.
You did him a solid.I love this.
So wait, am I reading between the lines here?Madonna was just at the Soul Train Awards?
That's what it sounded like.Sounded like she was Negro shopping.
Yeah, the Soul Train Awards was a big deal.People of all nationalities went.They sure did.Yeah, not just black people.Oh, I know.
You made it sound like it's only... Well, it's just kind of funny for Madonna to be there by herself.
But didn't you just hear he said she was Negro shopping? Yeah, so she liked black people and men.
Yeah, I think she had something with the Time Walk, the guy.
Oh, for The Last Dragon?Yeah.Yep, she did.Yep.She got the glow.Yeah, she got the glow, baby.Tupac really did get around.Well...
Okay, all right.The Golden Bachelorette is just about to come to an end, and 69-year-old Frenchman Pascal eliminated himself because he wasn't feeling a connection with 61-year-old Joan.And Pascal says he'd like to be the next Golden Bachelor.
But he's got a couple stipulations.Like what?For one, he said that they should choose contestants from the same city, so no one ends up having to move.I get that.That's fair.He also said, ah, the air's got to be much lower.
Yes, I'm old, but I don't want to go out with someone who's a 17-year-old. That's exactly how he sounded, by the way.That's 100% accurate.
I mean, but it is wild how, like, these people get together in a bachelor or the bachelorette.It never works out.It's like you move for a relationship, relationship don't work out, now you stuck and you 72.Yeah.
Well, you gotta figure it out like everybody else gotta figure life out.That's right.
It's called airplane, honey.Y'all better jet-set back and forth.And at that age, you wanna be close to your dialysis place and your other relatives.
You gotta stay close to the hospital.Stability's clutch.
If you guys were to bachelor Tanner and Gary, what age range would the woman have to be?
Uh-huh.What age range would the woman have to be, Gary?Well, for me, honey, it don't matter because I ain't dating her, but he'd have to be at least... I like old. Like, how old?Old?How old?I mean, if I was 40, he could be 60.20 years older?But now?
But now?But now, though?They would have to be, hey! He'd have to be number, well, about, they could be 60.Yeah.You know, I'm in my 40s.How old would your teenage have to be?
No, no, no.Probably, like, the youngest possible, like, maybe 28.And what about the oldest?The oldest, probably up to, like, 45.OK.Well, hell.
That's a couple of years older than me.Do they have the skateboard, or they could just do whatever they like to do?Yeah.No, I mean, they don't have to live on the edge like I do.Yeah.
Up next, honey, y'all know, honey, I'm a friend of Dorothy's, so we dug up a story about Miss Judy Garland.We'll get into that right after the break.Oh, Lord.
That's how she looked later?
Welcome back!Hey!Well, y'all, Icee recently did the Boss Talk 101 podcast and dropped some gems on why he thinks Rat Beef is not smart today.Check it out.
Having beef is just not smart, if you can avoid it.Just, you know, having that thing, oh, I'm gonna beef with somebody, because you never know.It could happen to you in an airport.It could happen anywhere.
And another thing is, they didn't have social media.Big difference.See, social media is an amplifier to everything.
That is true.I absolutely agree.
It amplifies everything.And then when you say something back, if the person is not a celebrity, too, or as known as you, then they get more followers because you commented, and people want to know who you talking to.Yep.
Once you put it on social media, everybody gets to chime in, and people see you on the street, they want to say something about it.It just, it explodes it too much for me.
It does.Anybody ran down on you, Gary, on social media for like, you know, talking, you be talking reckless about a little bit of everybody. Whose came for you?
T.I.T.I.came for you?Years ago.When I was in Beverly Hills, we were at a premiere, and he came around the table, and we was talking, and he spoke to everybody, and I spoke to her.He said, yeah, I know you.And he said, let's go on the patio and talk.
And we went on the patio and talked, and I was nervous.
Honey, I was... Did you find yourself dangling by your feet from the patio?
I was so nervous, honey.But God worked it out. Won't he do it?
He will do it.Moving on, Valerie Bertinelli and her boyfriend Mike Goodenough have called it quits after less than a year of dating.
Word around town is that Val ended the relationship because her friends pointed out to her that Mike seemed to be more interested in her fame than the actual relationship.Sources said she became seriously involved with Mike, who was a fan.
Who initially commented on her social media posts because shoot or shoot and which should have been a red flag to her So do you think it is a red flag?
No, but you don't go date the fan I'm gonna be excited.I want to be famous too.They want to be a part of your no red flag red flag Oh
Yes.Absolutely.Why do you think I'm doing this?That's exactly the green flag.
So you don't care that they may not love you for who you are?They will eventually.
It's impossible not to love me.And so like, they, you know, I hook them with the shenanigans. Do you want to come see a taping of Dish?
Yes, Gary is like that all the time.
At least you're keeping it 100.
Moving on, Judy Garland's iconic Wizard of Oz ruby red slippers are up for auction for a lot of coins.Now the slippers were stolen from the Actresses Museum back in 2005 by a mobster and recovered in 2018 by the FBI.Good turnaround.
Now, Judy Garland's museum is currently trying to bid for the heels before the auction is over, but the current slippers owner, Michael Shaw Inheritance Auctions, have a current bid for $812,500.
Now, the slippers have a value of $3.5 million, so whoever wins is gonna have a pretty good return on investment.
Mm.Yo, it's messed up that they don't just go back to her museum if that's where they started, right?
Yeah, well.That's how it probably should be.It's crazy that, like, someone stole them, and now you got to buy it back from some people.
It's yours.It makes me think about that time that, like, OJ went to, like, steal his memorabilia, get his memorabilia back.
And they, like, and he got jammed up on that deal.And I'm like, hold on a second.
No, Taylor, like, he got put in a pen.
Taylor Gunn's present.Yeah, it was a little.Do you think Judy Garland could have showed up like that? If she came through with the Tin Man and his axe, you know what I mean?I'd have ran it.
He hit him with the old, doot, doot, and then they got to give the hint.
Well, coming up, honey, did a Jeopardy!answer make fun of people who wear glasses?I certainly hope not.Wait a minute, bitch.We'll find out after the break.
And we're back.And the game show Jeopardy is in a little bit of hot water for a question that was asked.Check this out.
All three of you should pick up your buzzers because we're going to get back into the round.Select.
Complete the rhyming phrase 400.
Men seldom make passes at.
Well, many people felt the question was sexist and especially bad considering one of the contestants, Heather, was wearing glasses.
Well, Heather was asked about it and she responded by saying that she thought it made everybody in the audience on stage and Ken Jennings a little uncomfortable and that it was just unexpected. Well, it's not like they made up the phrase.
Right, it's a rhyming phrase.
I've never heard it before today.
Me neither.I'm like, ooh, girl.Glasses have never stopped me from making a pass at a lady.
Do you think people don't make passes because of your glasses?
Well, they say they like them, but no, look at me, I'm still single.You gotta go to different places.
Maybe take the, is it the glasses?I don't know what you think it is. I think you're just closing your eyes to all of the people who are throwing themselves at you.That's what I think.Oh, that's what it is.
So I need to keep the glasses on, then, to make sure I can see what's coming my way.
All right, moving on, it's time for... Lock your doors, lock your windows, because it's a real-life Jumanji outside, y'all.It seems that 40 monkeys have escaped from a research facility in South Carolina.
Oh, my God, check this out. morning there's an unusual warning from police to close windows and doors because several monkeys are on the loose.At least 40 monkeys escaped from the Alpha Genesis facility in rural South Carolina.That's the leader.
That's the leader.Research and development support to the scientific community.This is just two hours away from Augusta, Georgia.Right now police have set up traps to capture the monkeys.They're saying that You don't want to get too close.
Don't interact with one.If you see them, we're not talking about Abu from Aladdin.They're not friendly crawling up on you.
Oh, according to the folks at the facility, some monkey stayed behind while the rest bolted out of a secure door.And I guess it was monkey see monkey do.
I cannot imagine if my kid was just playing outside and a monkey, I looked out the window and a monkey was just sitting there standing there. This one looks super evil and scary.And uh-uh.And what kind of tests were they running on these monkeys?
That's what I'm saying, Brett.Are they mad?Are they bolted out of there?They apparently wanted to escape, so they were being, of course, held against their will.Is this not the plot of the movie Pandemic?
Remember that movie?Contagion or something like that?No, Contagion.Contagion.Outbreak.Outbreak.
That definitely looked like the outbreak monkey that was on the poster. Yeah, somebody gonna put some clothes on one of these monkeys, try to parade them around as a child.That one is cute, too.They all are cute.
They're cute till they hit you or they slap you or they, uh... Throw monkey poop at you.Yeah.Oh, yeah, they will throw some feces.Or headbutt you.Or hit you with their face.
Oh, that's so beautiful.Well, coming up, find out what one bride is demanding from her groom and why he called off the wedding.That story when we come right back.
D-D-Dish Nation.D-D-Dish Nation.
All right, this is the last story today, y'all, so... Dish is in!So a man posted on Reddit about his decision to call things off with his fiancée just days after the proposal because of the cost of her ring.
Now, everything was fine until the bride somehow figured out her engagement ring was lab-grown and cost $2,400.Then she argued that her ring should have been at least $20,000.
He said, she told me she felt hurt that I would spend so little on her, claiming it reflected her worth and the seriousness of our future marriage.Now, is he wrong for calling off the engagement?
Gary, does the price of a ring dictate the quality of a marriage?
Uh, yeah. Don't bring, my mommies always say, don't give me no stick, pinhead diamond that you can barely see.Honey, give me something I can see.Because yes, it's worth it.
But what if that was all he could afford?
Well, my momma always said this, too.Said, will you mind till you can give me what of my life?Wow.If Brat, Judy brought Brat a tiny damn diamond, honey, you think she'd be wearing that?Yes.
Oh, Brat.If my wife bought me a ring pop, I would have married her.So don't do that.
But she just brought you about 20 carats, though.
And if somebody don't want to marry you because of the amount of the ring, then you should marry them.
It's supposed to be for love.Exactly.But your woman or wife represents you.So does the house.Okay, well, good.You should be able to get both.Yeah, and most people can.So when a woman sweep her hair, that ring should just shine.
And that's going to impress who?Me. Anyway, for the record, honey, my reads are not live, grown-up.That's all the tea we have for today.Bye.Bye.
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