Hello beautiful people, and welcome to our spooky, humble about the Thunderdome.On this happy Halloween Thursday, October 31st, 2024, Perkins starts now.
Football is obviously the topic of discussion every single day, especially whenever week nine of the NFL season is about to kick off this easing in Jet Life Stadium.
The Jets are favored by two at home against the Houston Texans who currently lead the AFC South.A lot of injuries in Houston.
The Jets obviously season is up in the air because you got Jets fans attempting to maybe salvage any sort of happiness because they fired their coach.They bring in a big time trade.They continue to lose and now...
they're drinking cayenne pepper and water.Is this gonna change at all?We shall see.It is a glorious Halloween edition of the Pat McAfee Show here live in the Thunderdome.I'm not a real panda.I am dressed up as a panda.
I am just dressed up as a panda.You know, because pan-diplomacy is what it's all about.I like to go shake their hands.Now, obviously, pandas only have four fingers and they had to be actual legit whenever they did this.
So I'm throwing up the west side on both of these things.The panda's the real deal.Football's the real deal.We got Michael Lombardi joining us and A man who's a football coach for 36 years, 18 in college, 18 in the NFL.
Ladies and gentlemen, Coach Pagano is here.Coach, what are you dressed up as?Is that a waffle I see there?
That is a, yes, right out of the toaster oven, this is a waffle.
Yeah, because you were waffling a little bit a few weeks ago and we all knew what was coming, a little mud map for maybe another Pagano in the family because you were waffling on a decision.
You're not waffling today though, you're just dressed as a waffle, right?
Just dressed as one.Although this is a funny one.Uh-oh, you're already waffling.Oh, you're waffling, huh?
I feel good about it though.
Yeah, go ahead and waffle a little bit.
You know what you're thinking about?You're thinking about Waffle a little bit.A lot of people are confused about why the Jets are favored.Yesterday, J.J.Watt was on a program.He said, what the... He swore.J.J.Watt.That superhero, J.J.Watt.
He actually swore.Oh boy.He swore because he was so confused by the spread.You, Chuck, you lose last week, obviously.We're handed the Minnesota Vikings, we thought. Ali Rams get Pukunukuwa back late.Chuck loses.Didn't know it.Big time.Chuck loses.
He's 6-2 now on Thursday night.Okay, picking against the Spreads.Still pretty good.Still pretty good.
We need to remember that.But this one is a difficult one.JJ was confused.Feels like the world's confused.I saw an odds maker from some book out in Vegas come out and say, with all the injuries to the Houston Texans,
I see this as the Jets being favored by one, let alone being at home and fireman Ed being back there.What are your thoughts on it?
Are you confused and befuddled by it as well, Chuck?I mean, you could be, but when you take a deep, deep dive into this, yeah, there's some injuries there.You know, Nico Collins has been out.
They lose Stephon Diggs, which is big, but they got Joe Mixon. Right, this guy can roll.They still got Dalton Schultz, they got Mechie.Tank Dell, let's not forget with Tank Dell what kind of terror he was on last year before he got injured.
There's injuries on both sides.It's a little bit of a stinky line.Oh, it smells like poop, like panda poop.It smells like Yeah.It's stinky like what happens if you waffle?
It stinks a little bit, you know, and think about that last loss by the Jets at New England.Oh, that's stinky too.
Everything's stinky, including cayenne pepper and water.I tried it last night because I thought maybe I'd get the found youth, I turned into a goddamn panda. Let's go to the toxic table.
Obviously two studs and a baseball happened and basketball happened last night, which obviously is going to be of interest to these two.I believe you got boss Connor and Ty Schmidt con man.Who are you?Black Panther.
No, they know me as the Rizzler.I'm the Panther dressed in black.When I give your girl the Riz face, there's no chance she's coming back.I am the Rizzler. Actually, I am the Rizzler, also dressed up as Black Panther, which he calls him.
So a little bit of a curveball, if you will, with the Black Panther look.However, if you take a look down, I have a little pillow, a little more like the Rizzler.And let me just say, Jimmy Fallon is a good guy.
He was very nice to me and I enjoyed my time in the studio.Now, he didn't love my friends. We all saw that, but no, I'm actually the Rizzler today. Yes, very similar to you.You're a panda.Really, call me spy.Dressed up in a pant.
Whoa!Whoa!Pan-diplomacy, pal.That's what I'm doing.Pan-diplomacy.Even wearing a wire.Even wearing a wire.
You know what I mean?So that we can get along.And we don't tell each other what we're dressing as.
No. AP tone Raise hail praise Dale brother, you know, a lot of people say Dale's dead.That's not true.He's just three laps ahead Okay, you're right.
We're always trying to catch up to Dale, aren't we?
Hey shout to three Miss you three three here for three rest in peace three issues three Raise hail.Raise day.Raise day.Moment of silence for Dale Earnhardt Jr.He's just three laps ahead.We're trying to catch up.Moment of silence passed.A.J.
Hawk makes that shot.What a moment.You remember that?Yeah.All for Dale Earnhardt.And back to the toxic table.Ty, who are you?
Well, it should be pretty evident.I'm the Hulkster brother, okay?There's no, you know, double entendre to my outfit.I'm the Hulkster.A lot of people saying, wait a minute, is that a DJT supporter?Maybe, but I'm also just a Hulkster brother.
No two ways about it.You mentioned not talking to people about what we're going to be wearing.I noticed there is a Hulkamaniac in the back as well.So I always love to come out and see fans and people who appreciate The Hulkster, dude.
Who's that back there?Is that one half of the hammer?Cowboys, also the Hulkster.
Hell yeah, brother.Hulkamaniacs forever, brother.I didn't sound like Hulk.He's a Hulkamaniac, dude.Come on, brother.There's two?No, there's one Hulkster, man.And you're looking at him, brother.
Hey, I have a question for you, Terry.Hulk, I have a question for you.How'd you find time in the middle of this trade deadline season to make it onto the program here?I know you've been very active in that particular department.
Without a doubt, I feel like I needed to get in front of a microphone, dude, because a lot of people saying, maybe the Hulkster's lost his fastball, brother.Guy can't even rip his goddamn t-shirt anymore.I'll have you know, that is thick cotton.
100% cotton, dude.Okay, so I just figured, you know, get in front of a microphone and let people know, not only does the Hulkster still have the atomic leg drop, He still got the fastball, brother.
Wow.Speaking of fastball, it seems like the Yankees were able to hit that and then not able to hit it.Oh, no.I know Hulkster, big-time Yankees fan, a couple days ago you were ready to, you know, kind of call quits on the season.
Then the Yankees get a big-time win in a bullpen game for the Dodgers.And then last night in a series clinching game, Pat Sajak in the audience.Prick.
Pass?What?You don't like Sajak?He's a Dodgers fan.Screw pass Sajak, dude.
Oh, I didn't know.I assumed he was just like a New Yorker who was there for the Yankees.He was not.A Dodger got that close of tickets?Wow, what's going on?
I just assumed so because, you know, they used to film Wheel of Fortune in L.A.Sajak's an asshole, so yeah, you know.He knows everybody, dude.
No idea. Jack is not an asshole.He's got a lot of dad jokes.Wheel of Fortune is a great show.He's a good guy, but he was there.
That's my personal opinion, brother.
Okay.Hulkster, what happened in that game last night?5-0, then 5-5, then all of a sudden we lose and the L.A.Dodgers are celebrating.What are your thoughts on the game, Hulkster, and did you watch it all?
I watched it all from Hogan's Hangout, obviously.It wasn't a Monday night, so just a couple close personal friends around.I'll tell you what, that is maybe the most heartbreaking loss I've ever seen as a New York Yankee fan.We talked about it, dude.
First inning, Aaron Judge is back.Hits a two-run oppo taco to the short porch, but he didn't need the short porch, dude.He hit it 400 feet. Right after that, Jazz Chisholm's playing that sweet jazz music.He goes back to back.The Yankees are up 3-0.
And I, the Hulkster, was at Hogan's Hangout, hitting these to everybody who would listen.Start spreading the news.We're going, going back to Cali, Cali.
Well, you get it.It would. Quit fucking laughing, Dale.You're throwing me off, okay?I'm trying to focus on that heartbreaking game last night.The Yankees get to clarity.They knock him out early.We're getting in the bullpen.
Everything's coming up aces for the Bronx Bombers.Garrett Cole, four innings of no-hit ball.He looks unbelievable.We said win, get on a flight, and go to L.A.Bird.Get on a bird, get on a flight.Coach Boone.
If Aaron Boone said it, I ain't fucking listening, brother. But anyway, then comes the fifth inning.And what has plagued the Yankees all year, shitty defense, just dumbass plays.It gets them again.Three errors, bonehead move by Cole.
Judge has his first error of the season.Great time for it, dude. And then, you know, we've been on his tip all week after the Grand Slam.The homegrown kid.Bonehead play.Get it out.You're up by five.
You don't need to get the force out at third base, brother.But he does it anyway.And then, you know, Cole, everyone's coming at him.He didn't cover first base.He had his head up his ass.He's got the bases loaded with no outs.
He strikes out Gavin Lux on four pitches, dude.And then up comes the big bad Shohei Otani.And Cole makes him look like a goddamn little leaguer.Four pitches, strikeout, two outs.We're about to get out of this thing unscathed, brother.
And then we got a little number off the end of the bat. from Mookie Betts, who's been a Yankee killer for as long as I can remember, dude.Little mix up, you know, miscommunication.
The Dodgers scratch one across and then you do what you absolutely don't want to do.You bring up Freddie Freeman with a 5-1 ball game and Cole throws a 99 mile an hour fastball right down the middle, brother.
laces it to the center field for a single, and then the goddamn area goal ground just keeps going and going. At the end of the fifth inning, it's 5-5, and the Yankees are dead.Sure, they took another lead, but they had to go to the bullpen.
They couldn't throw strikes.It took the air out of 8 Yankee Stadium, and that was maybe the most deflating loss in the history of Major League Baseball, dude.
Thanks for the breakdown, Hulk.It was tough.I'm sorry you had to go through that last night.It sounded like it was a very difficult evening for you.Not easy, brother. Well, especially when you have that big of a lead.
I maybe FaceTimed with you last night, Hulkster, and I think the whiskey was getting cracked in celebratory, you know, early there, because Aaron Judge, what, he got hot, didn't he?
They threw some bum-ass pitcher, threw some BP to Aaron Judge late in that last game, that fourth game. He got hot.He hits a dinger.This is it.We're doing this thing.Five zip baseball in this series.Come on, come on.It's over.That's it.Nope.
World series goes to LA.Congrats to show.Hey, when, uh, when we're all serious first year, first year with the Dodgers, obviously we're wondering, is this guy ever going to get in primetime baseball?
He gets a chance to go from the angels to the Dodgers gets paid massively.Now he's winning the world series, won a world baseball cup or whatever the hell it is.This guy, He's living the dream.He's good for everything.
We know Freddie Freeman's the star.We actually have a graphic here about Freddie Freeman and everything he accomplished.Hey, Freddie Freeman's the real deal, brother.This guy is a pretty historic run during his postseason.
I'd like to say to baseball, thank you for showing up.Thank you, baseball. Rizzler, are you a big fan of the Yankees?I know you were at the Mets game, I think.You picked the wrong team or what?
Yeah, no, I'm a Mets guy.But no, the Yankees losing, it wasn't the worst thing that the Rizzlers ever seen.It was cool to see Shohei.It's awesome he won.But Shohei also didn't really put on the show that we were all hoping for.
In the World Series, he's going to be the NL MVP.I've seen that on... That is correct, dude.
Right, brother?Yep, absolutely, brother.Is that right, brother?That is right, brother.What do you think, brother? Well, again, you know, I hate it because as a Yankee fan, everybody's gonna kill Judge, obviously.
You look at the stats, Shohei had a worse series than Judge did, but to the victor go the spoils.
He had one of the best seasons ever, and Freddie Freeman pulled out his ding-dong and rubbed it across every single Yankee, right on their forehead, right on their nose, everywhere he could put it.
His dong shot ran wild on everybody.It did, brother. Congrats to the Dodgers winning World Series.Dale, did you get a chance to watch the World Series?Baseball was good this postseason.
I'd like to say this for baseball, as somebody that never really watches.And with that being said, Johnny Batts. Johnny Batts, couldn't see well in this.Send me a good stick here.Guy's 33-30.All right, I don't know.Looks short.Look at this.Yeah.
Look at this.Got the names on his purse.Nice.Yeah, it's a good bat.I mean, it's good.You take this thing down to the yard.You stand there like Shelley.You put that son of a bitch straight up in the air like this.
And then, boom, you're hitting dong shots all over the place. Baseball showed up though, because there was a lot of that.There was like big, I mean, Aaron Judge going dong shot on his first pitch.First pitch last night I was watching, it was awesome.
And the place was chanting MVP, MVP, and then bang, it's gone.Then he goes and gets that big time catch against the wall where he almost jumped too fast.Six foot seven, 200 or whatever, he almost missed it because it hits him in the palm.
He is an absolute monster.Baseball has shown up, man.Baseball postseason was fantastic in tone.I'm excited about it.When do I get? Whatever watching it baseball had a hell of a postseason.
I think that's it It really did and as I always say you got to be closer than the edge than ever to win Sometimes you got to go over the edge and I'm not talking about driving either and last night the Yankees went too far over the edge What's up with what?
What edge?What edge are you talking about?Yeah, exactly, brother.
What edge?I can't divulge all those secrets, but no.Are they talking about the rated-R superstars?What the hell?The baseball playoffs were awesome from start to finish.
Almost every series provided dramatic moments, like the Mets' comeback, people were going to forget about.The Dodgers were down 2-1 to the Padres.Like, the Padres were raking.That was an unbelievable series.Like, every series, even like the
Um, almost said their old name, the guardians, the guardian Yankee series provided us like that with that one game with that comeback that wasn't going to say Rizzler.
What was the, well, when I, when I was driving, they were a different team name.
Oh, you say Cleveland commanders.
Same name as the Indianapolis.
I assume you'll watch maybe, I don't know, a couple of pitches from skeins next year and then probably dial back in the next post season.If I had to take a
Paul Skeen's getting moved to a team that's gonna be around whenever people watch baseball.
Pacquiao's got him under control for about six years.
Yeah, so we won't care about him for another six years.
I heard they're signing Soto, though, in the offseason, so.
Oh, 700 million, I heard that guy's gonna get good for him.Everybody on that field last night looked like they were 55 years old.
It was like an old—'cause Soto's, what, 25?
He does look old, though.
He looks like he's a 40-year-old.Garrett Cole, with that shaved face and the way he was looking, he looks like he's a lot better matured.
That's not a good look.He needs to get traded and grow that beard.
Yeah, he's got a sweet beard, but he couldn't show it.Yeah, because in Houston, they showed a little 5 o'clock shadow with a good beard.
You're only allowed a mustache in Yankee Town, though.Respect.
And old buddy has a really good one.
Yeah, I think Wells has a good one.Who's left fielder?Guy who wears chains?
Verdugo.That's an obnoxious chain.
Yeah, I love it though.I like the way he operates.
He's a beard guy too.He used to be on the Red Sox, had a sweet beard.He looks much different now.
Well, I like the way, and that's just like accepted.Like if you're a Yankee, you shave your face, you wear a mustache.That is correct.Or you get the hell out.
Cut your hair.That's always been the rule, brother.
Yeah, it's an honor of the boss.
you know we're talking about Mr. Steinbrenner uh you don't need a big obnoxious beard to play baseball although you're right some of these guys they have the big beards then they come to the Yankees and they shave them and they say what we just paid 300 million for this fatso what are we doing yeah because not everybody's face is built you know to be shaved exactly dude no they're not
What's that, Todd?What are you saying, Dale?Sorry.
You know, sometimes you shave for a costume and you discover quickly you're not meant to be a mustache guy.Yeah, you still look good, Dale.
Are you talking about you, Dale?What are you talking about?
I'm talking about people.
Oh, okay.It sounded like you were talking about yourself.We won't let you know.
You look good the entire time.
Thank you.Congrats to baseball.We're done with it.
We're not going to cover the hot stove the winter meetings.
Jet passing has some real hot stuff.You know and shot the jet pass.I assume he was up till 6 a.m.just bopping bopping all over.Oh my God.That was so much fun.Shohei wins his first World Series.Obviously they're starting next season in Japan.Yeah.
The Dodgers are going to be playing Paul Skeens probably.Probably.Yeah.Maybe.Yeah.You got to go back anyways.It's a long flight. That is a far way away.Brother, you know the Tokyo Dome, brother.
I know the Tokyo Dome well.Obviously, I'm about as over in Tokyo as I am anywhere else.Japan, really.Well, I shouldn't say that because, let's face it, the Hulkster's over everywhere.You know what I mean, dude?Is it next to the Silverdome?
Thank you for the reminder.I actually do have an action figure.Not a lot of people know this stage of my career.If you play WWE 2K, there was an Ichiban Hulkster. So yeah, I'm a pretty big fucking deal in Japan, too, dude.
Okay, so maybe we go watch that baseball game over there for you, Hulkster.That'd be cool.Maybe.26-hour flight, remember?Jesus, that's not real.No, it can't be that far.We sat in Washington for a while.
Remember we all put money in a deal and said, okay, who's going to come closest?
That trip home.That was awesome.Yeah, that was great.Come closest to what?
It'd be a damn shame, boy, if we couldn't have took off from D.C.
that day.Yeah, Chuck the whole time because they delayed our first flight. So we sat in DC airport Dulles or whatever it is.Yeah.They delay that first flight like an hour or whatever.And then it gets delayed again another hour.
Coming sideways.We're signing up for whatever 20 hour plus trip or whatever.Chuck just look watching film on his iPad in the airport going. would be a damn shame they can't get this plane off the ground.Be a damn shame.
But boy, when we got over there, it was awesome.
I really think any team or business should potentially think about heading over there to come together, because you literally can only talk to each other and depend upon each other, because their language is very different than ours.
I mean, theirs is not even... And they don't talk to you anyway.Nope, nope.You got a mask on.They were wearing masks before masks became popular.
Yeah, well, masks became popular.We won't get into that.
Brother, we won't, brother.It's because of the smog, dude.
All right, brother, but yeah, they do not talk to it's not like a get on a train never get on a train.
Yeah We were talking.We were conversing.We got us a little bit of yeah some booze for that trip in our city, right?
Yeah, we're the dumb Americans.
Yeah, but that nobody talks to anybody.They respect each other very much.Cleanliest place.Clean, quiet.No, I mean Wow.
How about the sound?Whenever the doors of the trainer open, they make music.And then once that music's off, that thing is shut.We are not waiting.You better.This is, you are in here and we are gone.I mean, it was one of the most efficient place.
It's the most efficient place I've ever been, I would say.And then Shibuya that it's Japan is awesome.
I will say Japan is awesome, but I think it does like bring, I think it's a good place to bring a team together because you got to depend upon each other a lot.And then obviously, you know, you see things that, I mean, it was awesome over there.
They didn't need them.Chuck McGonagall kicked the door down at a bar.Nobody's saying anything.
He just ran away.Don't mind me, guys.I'm sorry.Don't mind me, guys.
I'm sorry.Don't mind me, guys.Thank you.Hi is yes.Dozo.Yep, that's yes.And then Bozo, I think they were saying.Dozo.
No, they were saying Bozo.Yeah, they were calling you Bozo, Chuck.
They were talking about you.
Yeah, that's what they were saying.They were saying yes, Bozo.Whoa!He's got good stats. Chuck, we're gonna do the coach's hot seat before we get Paizan Lombardi on, and we'd like to let everybody know that this hour is presented by BOOM!
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It's like you're riding on clouds, but also, if you need to tow anything, you got it.
If we were drove by an 18-wheeler or anything else that's maybe stuck on the side of the road, we could've hopped out and said, hey, you hear this engine whenever I hit on the gas, it sounds like... And that's good news for you, brother, because this diesel-powered son of a bitch can pull you out of whatever you need to be pulled.
It's strong, it's beautiful, and it also has the luxury you need.You can put air on your seat if you need it, you know what I mean?And you got a full touchscreen if you need to operate it, but not too much shit, you know?It's not like an alien's UFO.
You're able to control it, and then they also got dial stuff. Which is cool.
Like they got some stuff that I think some companies hide into the screen and you gotta be able to figure out and work a computer and it's like I just want to dim the lights on my dashboard here.I don't want to go and pick a full song and dance here.
They're like, don't worry about it.We just got a little roller right over here for you. Turn it down, light it up.You know, cause I got a couple other vehicles potentially in the past that like, they're trying to judge whether or not the sun's out.
And then what if it's sensor is off?And what if the cloud's there and then cloud's not there and then cloud's there and the cloud's not there and I can't see shit on screen.Well, your friends at Ram Trucks will look out for you.
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and vote often.Chuck, coach's hot seat.Let's dive in, shall we?Incredible graphic.You're obviously sitting on a flaming chair.A lot of people have asked me, are you thinking about firing Coach Pagano?Is he on the hot seat?
Never want to be on a hot seat if you're a coach.Well, if you get in the media world, the hot seat means we're going to fire topics at you and we need quick answers.
Get your own hot seat, we need you to swing fast, swing quick, and give us the right answers.Let's talk about Dayball throwing Daniel Jones under the bus.
Coach Pagano, when you heard what Dayball said about Daniel Jones, say, hey, listen, I just talked to him, he's dead, this guy's bummed out, he sucks, he knows that.He knows that, he don't wanna suck. He's going to come out here.He's so sad.He sucks.
Omar.He's in the middle of the play.It's not even an audible.It's just a part of the play that he forgot about.T.J.Watt ends up on an island.101 strips that game over.Yeah, D.J.'s going to tell you about that.
How do you feel Dabo handled that and what do you think the relationship is like with him and Daniel Jones after hearing him say that?
Yeah, I don't think you need to go public with that kind of information.The kid knows it.Did Daniel Jones come out?
When he was speaking to the media and talking about that two-point play that they said, and then he went and executed it, you could clearly see how upset Daniel was after that debacle.I don't know, the swing and gate, whatever that was.
Did he come out and bash his head coach?I don't think so.I don't think so.Nope.
Bad ball.You know, you and me have been a part of a play that people said was bad, and you took high road on everything. We said, hey, misunderstanding, we keep it moving forward.When you start taking public shots at each other, not good.
Not good, Chuck.If you're gonna take personal public shots at each other- It's bad enough as it is, right?Bingo.Yeah, it happened.It's not good.Now we're gonna take shots at each other publicly?Not great.That's not good for a team.
Normally not a lot of success, but... We don't know how they're going to respond.Good luck to the Giants over here.I think the biggest thing, let's go to a Giants fan in the back, Bruce Brown.
Bruce, I think my favorite thing about Giants fans is coming into the season after watching hard-dumps in the offseason, you kind of knew it was going to be a clusterfuck, and then this happens.Boom!It all kind of comes to fruition.
How do you feel about it, KY?
I mean, you know, it's been six years.The guy hasn't shifted a protection in clutch moment once.So I'm glad he threw him under the bus.Okay, Bruce is on Demo's side.Yeah, I mean, whatever.
God, I'm looking forward to playing with Bruce.
There was that and we had another chance with a clean pocket and he just got happy feet, got a little scared and overthrew his guy to Beaney and ended the game twice.So, you know, Danny, did he play well in the beginning of the game?
Yeah, sure, but... he keeps joking it away when it matters so you know last year twenty two million that cab next year we're we're probably moving on maybe can work what do you dress as bruce brown I'm Kyle Busch.You know, the Chevy's too damn slow.
I can't catch up to these goddamn Toyotas.These Pansky boys got me beat to hell.Speaking of throwing people under the goddamn bus.
Yeah, my car stinks.The garage is not good.There's like two owners that could probably win a race.We're not one of them.It used to be fun, but the Cheddars, Kyle Busch classic, is delightful.It's chicken tender spread.You should try it today.
Who's two doors down from you, Bruce?That looks like, is that, who is that?That looks like an Italian man.Who is that? Oh my God.
What'd you say?Speak up, son.I can't hear you.
It's me, Charles Spagano.Oh my God.Just getting warmed up.Gonna win some people some money later.
Oh, that's awesome.Connie's brother.Yeah, it is.
I want to say, Sean, it's October 31st.It's Nick Saban's birthday.Happy birthday, Coach Saban.
Happy birthday, Coach Saban.Okay, let's go up to the front of the room, Coach, if you don't mind.Is that Macho Man Randy Savage right there?Oh, yeah!Alright, that one was obvious.That was a good costume, Zeta.You feel good?
Is Slim Jim your, I'm sorry, Macho, is Slim Jim your favorite beef jerky?
I love Slim Jim, brother!
I was gonna ask you a bunch of ooh yeah questions, but I think Macho Man should speak a little bit more.You look good, Macho, I wanna let you know it's great to see you, we all miss you.
Spanish speaking, Macho, I like that.And then next to you, Macho, what is that?What's happening there?
just simply to uh... to football players just simply to football players linebacker on the top quarterback on the bottom i figure if you had a quarterback with a linebacker mentality you probably have the perfect football player as my headphones keep falling off so who is uh... who is the linebacker and who is the the quarterback there
One of the greatest linebackers of all time, A.J.Hawk.
Oh, I see with the jawline there.
Yeah.Oh, yeah.And the great hair, too.And then obviously one of those accurate quarterbacks of all time, Tua.
Oh, so you're A.J.Hawk and you're Tua?
Oh, I get what you're doing.What are you talking about?You're talking about a blow.Oh, whoa.
Is that what you're talking about?
Is that what he's simply two of my favorite football players?
Oh, you're saying because A.J.Hawk has zero documented concussions, right?If that is that's that entire that's that costume right there.
Right.So you could say maybe two. No concussion.Okay.Okay.
So you're, you're a, you're a healthy tour for the rest of time.
Yeah.I'm basically the perfect quarterback going forward.Yes.
Two and Hawk, Hawk, and two Hawkins to a Hawkins.Where did I hear that?I don't know.I thought it was, I thought it was a blue top.
Yeah.I think just two great football players.
It is a blow job, brother.And you heard it from Haley Welch coach.You should check out her podcast.It's really funny and really cool, dude.
Is it Hawk Tua?I don't know.Hawk Tua, right.A little play on words, if you will, brother.
What do you... Nah, coach.Coach, listen, no waffling on this guy here.
It's trying to sound like you.
When you were young, you know. Let's get back to Coach's hot seat.Rizzler, you have a question for Coach Pagano?
Yeah, Chuck, kind of a conversation around this city in particular.What's going on with AR and Joe Flacco obviously has made a lot of buzz.
What do you make of it and what type of situation do you think the walkroom's going through right now with everything?
That's a good question, Rizzler. Thank you.Yeah, no, that's a great question.Unfortunate set of circumstances.I think that, you know, Coach Steichen and the rest of that organization, I think their hands were tied on this one.
I think them coming out and saying, hey, look, you know, the tapping out part of that deal where he pulled himself out of, you know, last week's game, you know, had nothing to do with this decision.I think we all know the answer to that.
You know, that had something to do with it and the backlash.And the bottom line, Riz, the bottom line here is if they don't make this move, because Flacco's come in and played well, right?He's one-on-one, gave him a chance to win.
One game, gave him a chance to win another one.He's played well.He knows what he can do.Give this guy an opportunity to catch his breath, sit back, make amends.He came out and owned it. Held accountability, right?
That's the word everybody's using now.Guy in Chicago says, hey, I'm sorry.This guy says, I'm sorry.I'm going to learn from it.I'm going to grow.So if he does the right thing, Pat, and he learns from Joe.It's going to be the best.
No, he can go to work on his fundamentals, his technique. and try to become a better pro if that's what's needed here, then yeah.
Still young.We wish the best for him.He's 22 years old.Still young.Everybody's been telling me, all the Colts fans have been attacking me about saying this, Chuck, I want to let you know.Because I've never seen him before.
You've never seen him before?No.Nobody's ever seen him before.Obviously it's quarterback position, nobody's ever seen him before.But everybody thinks that I think that he's done.
in like move on i'm not i'm not saying that i don't know if what we were be friends with him again i he was nice was where we came in here all that but i have to call it how it is looking when to superbowl's to to superbowl's business this decade that that's by twenty thirty and he's he's the future so whenever you see something like that it's like okay this this is not how the future can look
But if he gets an opportunity to watch and learn, because last year I don't even know if he got to learn anything.Like, he got hurt so early, I don't even know if he was around.I don't even know if there was any... And in Florida, what was it like?
In high school, what was it like?
Time missed, obviously.Some time missed there.
Yeah, not in the building.So, like, and then now he gets a chance to watch it.It's like, this could be the best thing that could ever happen to Anthony Richland.Because what was happening...
If they just keep rolling it out there and it's never addressed, I don't think he ever has a chance.So I'm actually on the opposite side of what everybody's saying to me.
I think the future could be bright because of this move, as opposed to the opposite.
No, and it gives everybody else hope in there, right?I mean, because if you don't make this move and we throw him right back out there, you've got a lot of veterans, a lot of paid guys, as we know, that want to win and want to win now.
Now they say, okay, look, we did the right thing.We love this kid. We're going to support this kid.You saw a bunch of his teammates come out.Support this kid.But this is the right thing for this organization and that locker room right now.
Otherwise, because if you don't do that, I think you lose the locker room.
Yeah, no waffling.You know, no waffling in that.Hulkster, you got a question?Last one here for Coach Pagano.
Let me tell you something, Coach.The Ravens just traded for Deontay Johnson. But a lot of people are saying, hey, they might have the best offense in the NFL already.Their defense, more specifically, their secondary stinks.
Do you think they need to trade for a quarterback, brother?
Well, Hulkster, you bring up a good point there.
Break down the football, Coach.We don't need you laughing.This is a real question.This is Coach's hot seat.You're about to get burned, that waffle you are, if you sit on this hot seat too long.Do you want to look at a couple more clips?
Yeah, let's do that.Sure.I think we got a couple clips.
So yeah, so they've outscored everybody in the first three quarters.They've been outscored by a bunch of points in the fourth quarter.They can't seem to hold on to a league, and most of it, Hulkster, is to your point about the pass defense.
They're just letting—if you run this thing back a little bit for me, they've got an all-out pressure here, right?There's seven-man protection up top.
If you don't bring that guy from the line of scrimmage, they're going to be able to pick up the six—you don't get the
you know the free runner and now they got all the time in the world and this guy gets behind uh Eddie Jackson here for for the game winner uh yeah they they've struggled they were out Marlon Jackson or excuse me Marlon Humphrey uh last week Wiggins the uh the rookie corner out of Clemson was out so they were they had some some backup dudes in there um why not go
Tredavious White, there's a guy that's struggling, I think, LA Chargers.I think he's in LA.I think they benched him.He needs a change of scenery.There's enough weapons on offense.
Let's go get a DB so if we have a guy get injured, we have an experienced guy we can throw in there and help this back end.Remember, trade deadline day November 5th.
Next Tuesday, November 5th, NFL trade deadline day.That's what we're all talking about.
Get out there and trade.Trade early.
trade-off early joining us now ladies and gentlemen is a man who is a general manager in the nfl he's a multiple-time super bowl champion is a ted talker he's a podcast host he's an email newsletter founder but he's a live show host ladies and gentlemen michael lombardi and i don't want to go to see you pal good to see you too it's good to be here thank you happy halloween lombo what are you uh... what are you doing for our winning sweet
You know, I'm just going to pass out candy.I thought about going as Joel Embiid and not dress for the game.So I think that's your load management, Joel Embiid.
I'm going to be Joel Embiid.I'm going to get $200 million and just watch the watch them lose to the Pistons in the fourth game of the year.So I just thought I'd do that.Why not?You know, and say, Hey, look, you know,
I could play in the Olympics, but I can't play now.But you'll see me sometime in the spring.I'll be like a good player.Look, it's important.I love Halloween.I got good candy.I got Hershey bars, big Hershey bars to hand out.
Reese's peanut butter cups to hand out.
Four-pack?Two-pack.Four-pack?
Oh, the two-pack of Reese's and the big Hershey bars.Look, I was a fat kid.I went to the houses that gave out candy twice.I knew where to go.
Do you, do you go like to, when you were growing up, you grew up in Jersey, right?Obviously you're a Jersey guy.
And I know everything's off the parkway or the turnpike or whatever it is.Everybody's in Exeter, everything like that.Neighborhood, a lot of trick-or-treating in Jersey.And do you go to other neighborhoods to trick-or-treat?
Do you scout other neighborhoods?
You know, I think a lot of people come down to this neighborhood that I live in.It's an island, so you can kind of move around pretty quickly.
And you've got to go in this town where a lot of the people live in the wintertime, because it's a summer community, basically.So you've got to go to the neighborhoods where there's a lot more winter residents.
And down here where I live, there's a lot more winter.So we'll get a bunch of kids come by, and it'll be great.I mean, there's nothing like it.It's 70 degrees out there.It's unbelievable.It's like a beach day here in New Jersey.
The weather's been amazing out here as the leaves have turned, and I guess it was supposed to rain tonight for the trick-or-treat, but that is maybe going to pass, so it's going to be a perfect evening.
Happy Halloween to everybody, and if you have the means, make sure you're handing out the king-size.
Change a night for a kid.Give them a king-size.That's right.And let's make sure we enjoy it all, and let's not take more than one if there's a bucket that says only take one, right?Exactly.
That's exactly right, brother.One beats one.These greedy sons of bitches need to remember that, okay?People spending their hard-earned dollars on these king-sized candy bars.
They're trying to give them to all the little girls and boys, all the Hulkamaniacs out there, not just one or two greedy little assholes.
What about the parents that just let the kid do that?
Well, there's no hope for them, okay?They need a body slam, they need to be hit with a steel chair, or they need a leg drop.It's as simple as that, brother. Boom!And I'll hit him with everything I got!
While trick-or-treating's happening tonight, pies on, obviously.The Hulkster has been raided of his kin size in a year past.The game tonight, there's been a lot made about the spread. Jets favored by two at home in jet life on primetime.
Have we seen this song and dance from the Jets before?Them being expected two and a half now actually going the opposite direction than everybody would have thought.J.J.
Watt lost his mind whenever he saw this because of what he thinks about the Texans versus what he thinks about the Jets.A lot of injuries in Houston.Jets obviously trying to figure it out and maybe save.
a season if they were able to turn this around boy would you talk about storybook boy are you talking about insanity that would certainly be a big one big enough for the city that never sleeps how do you see this going up eyes on and do you agree with the book on the spread
Well, I think a lot of this is related to injury.The two starting linebackers for the Texans, starting safety Jimmy Ward, are going to be out for the game.And then losing Stephon Diggs, not having Nico Collins offensively.
Look, the Texans, every one of their wins have come from, except for the Patriot game and their loss against Minnesota, it's been very tight.They've been in those games, they've found ways to win.
And this is a game where, you know, they're going to have to improve their offensive line because Indy beat them up last week.I mean, Indy really put a lot of pressure on Stroud.He made some great throws in the game.
But look, you know, I heard you guys talking about the Richardson situation.I think Shane Steichen has to really take accountability too. for that play call at the end of the first half, which gave him seven points, essentially.
I mean, you watched your quarterback.He was 0-6 on third down.He completed two passes in the first half, and you're calling passes with 38 seconds to go, like you're going to score all of a sudden, magically.
I mean, Steichen has done this repeatedly over his head coaching career.He's really mismanaged the first half of games.The second half, we saw it last year against the Cleveland Browns.At some point, you've got to manage the game correctly.
Here's third and three.Here's the fascinating thing about Richardson. He had 10 passes broken up by the Texans last week.That means the defense got their hands on 10 balls.He stares down receivers so the defense can make plays on it.
So this is where Houston's been so effective all year.Plus they've had nine turnovers in the last four games. And the Jets can't turn the ball over with their defense.They really have struggled.
So to me, for Houston to win, it's going to take a Joe Mixon game tonight.It's going to take a lot of him to really go in there.The Jets are very good on first down.They're very good at stopping first down.
They're one of the best first down teams in the league.
But where I think the Jets get in trouble, and this is where I think Aram's got to be very careful, is this Texan team is the best team in the league in creative negative plays with their defense.
So if they put him in second and 14 or second and 15, then it becomes a harder game for him to manage and navigate.So I can see why the line has shifted only because of the injuries.
Yeah, because you gotta stay on schedule, especially with that offense, the way they've operated.
That is how Aaron Rodgers has always had success, and that's why the turnover ratio that he has from touchdowns to turnovers is so absurd, because they're able to stay on schedule.
Do you think the cayenne pepper in the water is going to be the thing that gets them going over there?Do you think they are poised?Injured a couple linebacker positions.Obviously, Jets can run the ball well if they're able to stick with it.
He could throw it.Do you think tonight is a night that maybe the Jets offense wakes up and becomes one that people tomorrow morning, maybe Jets fans say,
Maybe we do something really special this season or do you think this is a potential not a good matchup for this Jets offense?
I think it's hard because that offensive line is going to start to look.I mean, Will Anderson and Daniel Hunter are two really good edges.Where are the Jets weak at their tackle position?And the movement of the Houston front.
The Houston is very athletic.They move very well.They've got great speed on defense because of their front.And they're able to get in those gaps and create negative plays.And this Jet offensive line has not matched the level of play.
They won't have Vera Tucker at right guard, so they're going to be back up at right guard. The tackles have been problematic, and I think when you look at Stingley as a cover guy, they do a really good job.
D'Amico Ryans can take away some of the best receivers.So, look, the Jets just aren't going to turn a switch on and flip all of a sudden, right?
They haven't scored over 20 points other than the two games against the Patriots and the one game against the Titans in Week 2.So, they're going to have to methodically run the football well against the Texans, control the clock,
and see if they come out.Now they got a new field goal kicker.We don't know which one they're going to decide on, but to me that was a smart play.I mean, Zerline missed six kicks, only one of them outside of 50 yards.
He's missed kicks from the 30 to the 50, five of them.So that's a real issue for them, and I think to me they've got to improve in that area.When you're in a lot of these close games, think about it.
Fairbairn has made 9 out of 10 50-yard kicks this year.That's 27 points outside the 50-yard range.What would Houston's record be if he wasn't as great as he is?
yet it gives the ball also you miss those kicks that gives the other team the ball at those spots to so it's like yet not only you gaining three point stealing three points in a as opposed to punting it and giving them back but whenever you miss those long kicks you're gonna be given up the ball to forty three that's good feel but that's great field that's two first downs to the other team you get an opportunity at some point so tiny fairbairn and he's not just like kind of making
He is.He's great.That might be some of the strongest kicks I've seen ever.He's hitting top of the net on all these kicks and they're like pure power.
If you don't have a 50-yard kicker today in this league, if you don't have somebody reliably make it, you're behind.You're out.I mean, it's really, it's almost a must.
I mean, the day of just having an accurate kicker from 40 in really doesn't do you any good.
yeah and i thought maybe there's a chance that weak-legged kickers would make a run in the nfl because the kickoff you don't have to kick it off deep or anything like that but now with like how you're scoring from long range and everybody's making these long kicks i think big legged kickers still around and also everybody's just hitting touchbacks which leads to this point lomba i don't know if you saw this danny smith special teams coordinator for the steelers said uh... he had a conversation with kamesh
And they're going to revisit this kickoff in the offseason.Here's what Danny Smith said at practice yesterday.And Coach Danny Smith should be considered for assistant coach of the year with what this special team's been doing in Pittsburgh.
Yinzer Legend talking about the kickoff with the commish.
It's all the information we have.Is it enough?No, man, I don't think eight games is a study, but it is all the information we have.So we're using it a lot.
I think you'll see things and discussions come up after the season to see where we go and how we go.The commissioner was at the game on Monday night and he and I had a conversation before the game about that very thing.
Not that that conversation was private or secret or anything like that But he mentioned some things to me that leads me to believe there's a lot more discussion gonna happen after this season He said not that you know, that's a private conversation, but
We're changing it.Yeah.And then he's at the beginning.He was like eight games, not enough to have a full study.So they're still waiting obviously to see how it's going to turn.But I think everybody wants his kickoff to become something.
I think want more special teams plays.And if you're good on special teams, you're going to be able to win in the end.I think they're going to change it again, Lombo, because now it's just a touchback with a weird line.
I want the onside kick back in the game.I want the onside kick back at the game. I think to me we've just eliminated one of the greatest plays in football by the surprise element.When you're playing a game, like let's just take Green Bay-Detroit.
If you're playing Detroit, you may need an extra possession, but now the rules have legislated against you getting an extra possession in the game because you can't surprise onside kick the Lions.
And, you know, because of the way the rules are set up.I just think, to me, it takes some of the strategy out of the game, which I'm not in favor of.I want more strategy in the game.
That's why I'm always so critical of some of the coaches that mismanage the end of these halves and give away games with play calling and stupidity in terms of, oh, we're all of a sudden going to complete passes and go 90 yards when Anthony Richardson came and he's completed 10.
Looking around at the divisions, there's kind of, you know, one or two teams at the top of all of them, except when it comes to the NFC West.What do you think about, you know, Seattle, the Rams, the Niners kind of competing over there?
And do you see one of those teams kind of separating themselves over these next few weeks?Or do you think this is going to be a tight race to the end?
Well, I think if 49ers can get McCaffrey back, I think that's critical.And all indications are he will practice on Monday and he'll be back.
I think there was some feeling he could have played last week against Dallas, but they were very careful and cautious about that.Look, I think the surprise team of the Cardinals, they go into Miami and all they do is manage the game.
They give up yards and they just hang around, hang around.And Murray made two or three plays that he needed to make.Harrison was dynamic. McBride's such a good player.
I think it's going to be 10 wins Wednesday and I think it's going to be close all the way.The Rams improved last week because their offensive line played its best game of the year.There's no question about that.And when they can run the football.
I find Seattle to be a little bit behind.I thought Brady really described it well.I think they're a very young coaching staff and I think part of the problem when they go against good coordinators
When Ryan Grubb, who was at the University of Washington last year, is probably going to be a fabulous offensive coordinator in the league.But when you go against Sean McDermott, it's a step up in class.It's a little harder.
And I think Seattle, as a young coaching staff, is going to have to grow into this as they move forward.But when they have Metcalf and they have Walker on the field offensively, they can be truly dynamic if they get that offensive line squared away.
I think this is anyone's guess.We'll find out this weekend. Seattle and the Rams, that line flipped.It was Seattle was the favorite, now they're the dog.Look, Seattle's lost their home field advantage going into the season.
They were just 24-17 at home.They can't beat people at home anymore with that crowd noise.Buffalo, despite of the raid and all the noise, Buffalo just silenced everyone.
And also Buffalo Bills Mafia took over the stadium, allegedly.That would have never happened in Seattle, ever.I'm worried about them.
Is she okay over there?Is everything okay, Ray?It kind of goes back to when Pete Carroll was fighting the gum.You know, 24 and 17, this goes back a few years.You pointed it out a few years ago, like that gum was starting to get Pete Carroll.
Those were slower chomps.Yeah, it seems like that's kind of affected the home field advantage.
Yeah, but I think Pete Carroll knew he was potentially going to get...
I thought what the Niners did last week in the second half is kind of who they need to be, right?I mean, they were very, they went back to their screen game.You know, they had, I thought the running back ran the ball hard.
I just think to me that they're better at what they were doing.They need to keep going that way.And I think Purdy had to play it the same way he had not played.That was like six quarters where Purdy didn't play well.
Yeah, they got to beat people's ass.
It was obvious the physicality of the second half was very different than the first half for that Niners team.It was fun to watch.And they're one of the only teams that can do that unless you head over to the NFC North.The NFC seemingly stacked.
Hulkster has a question for you, Paizan.
Yeah, Lombo, you mentioned Lyons Packers this weekend.And we heard Jordan Love, although with the groin, he may be out.But he said yesterday he's got quite a bit of optimism that he's going to play this weekend.
He's got a strong groin, huh?
He does have a strong groin.
just like the Hulkster does if you've seen the video well no don't see it don't see it exactly we won't get into that not supposed to see it that's why you i know that's well yeah i wasn't happy about it what video but listen well lambo when you're looking at that game obviously the lions may be the best team in the nfl how do you see that one shaking out for nfc north supremacy
Well, I think Green Bay has done a great job of turning the ball over defensively.I mean, last week they survived.I don't know why the Jags didn't run Bigsby more in the game.
And Trevor Lawrence turned the ball inside the five yard line, turned it over, gave the Packers ultimately the score that made them win.I mean, this is just inexcusable.
Bigsby's a really good player and sometimes I just don't understand why they don't do the things they do.
That was just the second backed up turnover that they had as he fumbles the ball down there inside the 5-2 which ultimately cost the game and this is how Green Bay's been able to win football games.
I think the one thing you can't count on Detroit turning the ball over last year Detroit went in there and dominated the game. And then we saw Detroit win on, Green Bay dominate the game on Thanksgiving.I think Love plays.
I don't think there's any doubt Love's gonna play.I think it's too important of a game for him not to play.With these skilled receivers, they're so effective at moving the football.
It's gonna really come down to, we're gonna find out, does Detroit have enough pass rush this week to really, and I know that Dan Campbell's intimated that he's got something up his sleeve in terms of a trade.
We're gonna see if that comes to fruition.I haven't heard who it could be. You know, I mean, I think there's so many teams that have no chance to win that you would think there would be a lot of for sale signs on some of these front lawns of teams.
But I think Detroit definitely needs that one element, that other rusher.Think about this, guys.Kansas City, who's the best defense in the league, they add Josh Uche to their defensive front. Right now they don't have to move Chris Jones outside.
They've got really four good players.They built strength on strength.I thought that was look the Kansas City's made two moves and they're undefeated and some teams haven't made any.
You kind of wonder why and that's why Kansas City is so damn good because they're never satisfied.Andy knows for him to win a Super Bowl he needs these three things even though he doesn't need them today.
Yeah, because there's going to be injuries that are going to come in the long run to the Super Bowl, obviously, at those key positions.Baltimore Ravens make a play for Deontay Johnson.Congrats to both parties, right?That feels like a good move.
Chuck said earlier on the hot seat, he said, I don't need a water seater, I need a damn DB. Or they need to figure it out on the defensive side of the ball.Now they've got three new coaches.
How did they not take this though?I mean, Pat, here's the... Bet the over-under.I mean, basically they just gave them to them.I mean, that sixth round pick that Baltimore sends to them is going to be as close to the fifth.
I mean, you know, the fifth round pick for Baltimore is going to be somewhere in the 28-29th range of the fifth round.And that sixth round pick of Carolina is probably going to be the first pick of the sixth round. This was really a ridiculous trade.
And then here's what makes this trade even better for the Ravens, is they'll get the compensatory pick.If Johnson gets, you know, if he comes out and somebody signs him, he totals into the compensatory pool.
Like, I don't know what, like, somebody explain to me what Carolina's doing.I mean, I don't understand it.I'm sure Luke Combs is wondering the same thing.Like, what are we doing?What are we doing?Like, you know, we have no philosophy.
We're giving away guys for 10 spots in the sixth round, or seriously? but we could have had a compensatory pick for the guy but it makes it but david tepper
Let them use his stadium, the venue, everything like that.Raise $24 million for Western North Carolina.
I'm all for that.I'm all for that.
That's good.Good stuff happening.You trade away a guy for nothing.
He should focus on his charity work and let somebody come in and run his football team.That might be a really good idea.Because they're going nowhere fast.They're going nowhere fast.
Why don't you go, Lombo?Vote for you, Lombo.Why don't you?You, brother.
He likes people that don't tell him the truth, I think.He likes people that tell him everything's going to be okay.Look, I've never seen a franchise as bad as Carolina.Even Sean Payton.I mean, there's a common oath amongst coaches in the NFL.
Chuck will tell you.Rarely do you hear one coach talk about another bad program.And Sean said, well, that's really one of the worst offenses we're ever going to play. Do you need, if you're an owner, do you need to know more?
I mean like seriously, I think just feel bad for Dave Canales because he got put in a job that he's not ready to play coaching.It's just not fair for him.
Chuck actually has a question for you, not about them, Carolina Panthers, which we don't know.We think there's a chance.
Get Lee, get out of there.
Yeah, we need, we need Leguette. to be on another team.In prime time.
Yeah.Everyone here and I'm seeing them.
Yeah.Cause he is must listen.10 out of 10.He's must listen.We need him to get to a team that is worthy of being talked to every single week.But the Carolina Panthers, I mean, they seemingly don't have the answer ever.
And then whenever he fires somebody, it's like, well, he's firing so many people.It's like, well, if you have the wrong guy, you got to fire him.Then now he's saying the hands off, but then it's going bad.It's like,
We don't know if the Carolina Panthers will make the 12-team playoff this year.We don't know.
No, no chance, no chance.Georgia would kick their ass.Georgia would kill them.
I mean, Kirby would out-coach them.I mean, it would be a joke.I mean, come on.
I mean, there's, you talk about, I mean, you don't want Dan Lanning in that order.I don't think Carolina wants them at all.
I don't know if they can beat Army, dude.Really?Army's good.You're right, Hulkster.You're right. brother.
All right.Before we let you go, buys on a town digs is Dale Earnhardt obviously has a question.
Yes, yes, yes.A Lambo.I believe your pick's been actually doing pretty well on here.What do you like this weekend before we let you out of here?
You know, I like Dallas.I think Atlanta's a tad overrated.Their defense has only had six sacks all year.Dallas's passing game has not been good, but I thought their run defense improved last week.
I know they moved the ball, but if you're going to give me two and a half in a close game, look, Seattle went in there and won. I think this is must win for Dallas or else there's going to be a for sale sign on their front lawn.
I think this is a critical game.I'll take the two and a half in Dallas.I think it's a game Dallas can play well because Prescott will be able to throw the ball against the team that does no pass rush whatsoever.
Look, one thing about Atlanta, they're always going to give up points.It's always going to be a track meet.I think Dallas will be able to match them.
All right, Lombo, we appreciate you, brother.
Have a phenomenal weekend.
Happy Halloween, Lombo.We can walk around.I kind of almost fell off the stage, so then I just kind of kept rolling with it.You know, it's hard to see with these things.It is kind of fun.Look at Wemby Sr.here.
Uh-oh, did Wemby and Chet get after it last night?
Really?Yeah, check out after his ass and I guess one of me hates him.USA!USA!
USA!And then obviously we got a football player down here that's a bit banged up.That ain't gonna be a Colts player though to have you know.We're about to go on a run.About to go on an absolute run.Colts are about to win 10-11 games this year.
Look out now.People are saying, I saw a bunch of people on TV going, You think this Colts team can win a Super Bowl?Who knows?Who knows?Team's good.I watch this team.They're not good.You don't watch them.You watch the highlights.
Or you watch the low-low.You don't watch the games.We're on the ground.We are boots on the ground watching this team.They're a good team.They're a good team.Shane Steichen, I do like to Lombo says we need to figure that whole thing out.
So that's any football player that isn't a Colts player.And obviously you've got this thing.What's this thing here?What's this thing?
That's a dragon.That's from what the show you guys watch where they're having sex with each other.Oh, Game of Thrones.Yeah, how's the dragon?What are they doing?They're all boning each other.Yeah, yeah.
Sisters and brothers are boning.
It's hard for me to take serious.And then the headless horseman obviously doing it.
Ichabod Crane. Who's that?He's from the Headless Horse, Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod Crane.Think Johnny Depp played him in a movie, dude.
Johnny Depp, good actor.Great actor.Not as good as Bradley Cooper.
That is right.Love you Coop!Love you Coop!Yeah, we might have found out that Bradley Cooper watches the show yesterday.
That was a massive moment.That was a massive moment for the program.Almost canceled the show forever.Alright, we've reached our climax, is what we thought.Shout out to Coop. Tell me something, girl!
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He is awesome.Football is literally what we talk about every single day and we're lucky to do it.Thank you so much for watching.We hope you are having a fantastic Halloween.
I just learned during that break the pandas are political and that Biden walked out with a panda last night.I had no idea. I'm watching the World Series.I'm watching the Pacers beat the Celtics.
I got a bunch of people telling me that I'm into some stuff.I just want to let you know the reason why I'm dressed as a panda is strictly because the Rizzler at the toxic table has a firm belief that they do not exist.
Yeah, and they don't, but that is a great point.I didn't even think about that.How did you make it back to Indy from D.C.that quick?Okay, it wasn't me.That was a real panda.
I don't know actually.I can't believe you got a panda suit in A.C.
You see? You are a real panda right now, as we live and breathe.You could walk into any zoo and they'd throw you in the sanctuary and say, where you been?
No, no, no, no.Pandas are real.Remember, pandas are real animals.Uh-uh.They are panda diplomacy, shake their hands, which is what I'm all about, bringing people together.Yeah, real hands.I read the internet, though.
That's not what people think about panda.No, no.Hell. What the hell is going on, Hulkster?What do you think the deal is, brother?
Well, listen, brother, I didn't want to say anything, but I saw you wearing the panda suit, and I said, I hope this guy isn't one of those kooks for Kabbalah.
Listen, I don't want to get political.
Whoa, Hulkster, you got real political.
I don't want to get political, OK?So I'm not going to.But I've been biting my tongue this whole time, dude.
When you've been staring at a real animal over here.
Well, yeah, but we all know. It is political, whether you like it or not.A panda is political?You're goddamn right, dude.
We need election season, trade deadline season to end.You know, I can't even be a potentially fake animal.I didn't even know that was possible.Let's get a one half on the hammer.Done!Cowboys, Dale Earnhardt.Dale, how you doing today, pal?
Listen, Pat, you win some, you lose some, and you wreck some.There's no way that we could have known that pandas were now
Go ahead.It's just some of the things you were, how are you gonna?We knew.
Just a pawn in this game of life.
We did not know that.We did not know the Pandas were a pawn in the entire thing.
Oh really?Rizzler, you ever know?
Yeah, I've always known, you know.
As I always say, Pat, you can't let one bad moment ruin a bunch of good ones.
That's right.Sometimes you, sometimes me.
Always.Always them.Us.Us.Always us.
We saw that from his mic'd up moment.Speaking of coaches, Amanda coached football for 36 years, 18 in college, 18 in the NFL.Chuck Pagano's here as a waffle, you know, because when he makes picks, he doesn't waffle.Ain't that right, Chuck?
Might have been once or twice.
Yeah, but you're going to waffle whenever you're trying to make a decision, especially when the sports folks are doing what they do.They've got algorithms.No, they make it hard.
Yeah, they do.They make it hard.You dive into this thing.You spend hour after hour after hour digging and scraping, trying to claw and figure out why these guys are two, two and a half point favorites.
Are you ready?Do you have your pick already made?Huh?Do you have your pick already made for me?Well, yeah.Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, from Manhattan, Ohio. I've not seen what he's dressed as yet.I cannot wait.Palmton.I'm so excited.
Ladies and gentlemen, college football national champion, Super Bowl champion, Ryder Cup winner, ladies and gentlemen, AJ Hawke.
What's up guys, I'm a clown that spent some of his adult life in Waterloo, Iowa.Oh my god!It's a happy clown.Sometimes I went by Pogo the Clown when I was a happy clown.Okay, so you're supposed to be happiness, you're saying.
Yeah, I had another alter ego as well, Patches, he was the more solemn, kind of quiet, not as happy clown.You as a clown, I think, full commitment, Jeff Hardy in your face, did you do that yourself there?
Yeah, the majority, I always said I've done myself, yes, over the last hour, hour and a half, because this stuff does run, you've got to let it dry before you do other areas, it's been an issue.
I want to let you know, you look amazing, you look way to go.Happy Halloween, AJ.
Thank you.I love Halloween.You know I love Halloween.
Me too.Can't be a panda anymore.I don't know if you know that.Nope.
I didn't know that.I just, man.
I didn't know it was sold online.
I was going to say.I've lost 13 pounds in this thing today.Okay.It's hot as shit.
Full commitment to this deployment.Any locals, any like local hangouts you can go with other people that like to wear things like that?
Okay.Okay.I'm not in a furry convention either.All right?But it is thick. It is very thick out here.AJ, this game tonight, okay, is obviously one that has a lot of people confused.They have a lot of people confused.
They say that the Jets shouldn't be favored by two.Two and a half now.Was two yesterday.Everybody thinks the Texans, C.J.Stroud, a much better place, obviously fresh off of a win against the Indianapolis Colts.They're the AFC South Division leaders.
The Jets, where are they?Well, they're a team that has turned to cayenne pepper and water to turn the entire thing around.What are your thoughts early here on the game, as we will certainly make our picks in a little bit?
So let's say if Stephon Diggs was playing, what would his line be?
Or Nikko.With both of them out, that's obviously a huge deal, right?
Yeah, but they still got Tank Dell, Mitchie, they still got Joe Mixon, they still got Dalton Schultz.Now, the offensive line was not able to slow down DeForest Buckner last week, brother. I mean, DeForest Buckner was running roughshod.
He was running wild, brother.
And A.Q., you did say yesterday, you said, hey, listen, they're banged up.Their offensive line's not.They spent a lot of money and put a lot of draft capital into these guys, and they still stink, dude.
How do you feel about Waterloo, Iowa, Hulkster?
Well, I will say that is a great costume on AJ.Great commitment.But I don't notice a KFC chicken bucket.So I gotta question the legitimacy.
Just wait, buddy.We all used DoorDash and unfortunately my first one got canceled, but we'll have another one coming.
Hey, that's the DoorDash game.Every once in a while that's gonna happen.You gotta roll the dice there.It is certainly a glorious happy Halloween for all of us.We hope everybody at home is enjoying it.
We hope everybody's giving out king-size candies this evening.The Rizzler, what's your favorite candy that you get on Halloween, pal?
You know, Jimmy Fallon gave me a Twizzler the other day, and I only gave it two booms.It's not... Two booms, two booms, okay.Two booms, yeah.Boom!Boom!I was gonna do a third one, but he didn't want to hear that.
But honestly, if I had to say my favorite candy... I mean, there's nothing like a Reese's.There truly isn't.
And to be honest with you, if you get a Kit Kat and you make a Reese's sandwich with the Kit Kat, I mean, that is something that could change your life.
Even someone like that who used to live in Waterloo, Iowa, that might have stopped him from doing some things.
Hey, Klan, what is your favorite candy that you'll be getting tonight?
It kind of depends on the mood that I am.I'm a big, honestly, I know a lot of people don't love them, but at times I like Butterfingers.Those are good.Really?Butterfingers can be good.
I mean, if you can give me a- It kind of sticks to the top of my mouth.
Yeah, it's like, you gotta be in the mood.You gotta be in the mood for it, for sure.
Yeah, it goes right to the top of the mouth.And then it kind of like molds to the top of your mouth.Like peanut butter.Yeah, the peanut butter, the texture of it.But you don't eat candy though, right?
So you take grilled chicken when people hand it out, you'll take that?
No, I don't, I mean, I don't, I don't like crave candy that much, but I, if I do, I like Butterfingers.
I like, I used to, um, man, I'm trying to think when I was growing up, I mean, nerds, obviously the nerd ropes, all those nerd clusters now are legit.Back when I ate candy.
No, I'm thinking back in the day, like when candy was like growing up, Fun Dips, you guys, Fun Dips, like I think those are a thing of the past almost.They don't eat them as much.
Those were very good, the Fun Dips.
Super Ropes, the Super Rope you get at the concession stand.You're all wrong.
The Nerd Ropes, really good.
You're all wrong, boys.What is that?Listen, when you're, You're driving around in your Chevy with your Goodyear tires and your Sunoco fuel.Your favorite candy is a ice cold, butt heavy.
Okay.Okay.You like beer as your candy.Beer isn't candy, Dan.Yeah, we're talking about two different things, I think, don't you think?
Well, it depends if, while you're riding around in your Chevy with your Sunoco fuel and your good wrench, good wrench, your GM good wrench.You're going to a GM good wrench to get fixed on your tires.Thank you.
Um, no, it's only an ice cold, butt heavy.
I don't know if people are going to give that out tonight for Halloween.I don't think they're going to be driving around doing it either.Well, maybe.I mean, maybe they'll hop in there.
And their GM go wrench.Depends on what Huggy's doing.Their Shinoko fuel.Hulk Hogan, I know you like vitamins.Are you eating any candies these days?
Yeah, I like all the shitty candy, dude.Give me some good and plenties or some Charleston chews.You know, the kind of stuff that kids will usually throw back at a house.
easy okay i actually do like coconut so i do like all the joys amen but you know any of the shitty stuff i'll eat kind of mix it out of the bag no one wants that holster will eat it chuck what do you do ovaltine uh that was rude of me what did you say was good were there originals
How do you feel about Coach Trevano in the back, AJ?
I sent him a text once I saw him pop up and he started warming up his arm too to make some money for people.
Hey, did you paint your face white?
Yeah, I painted my whole face white first, tried to get it to dry.It didn't dry as quick as I thought, so I redone it a few times.
I would like to say, Ryan Clark dressed as Bill Belichick was awesome.So sick.I would like to go on the record.
Legit costume too.Like who made that?It's impressive.
All in on that entire thing.People are not happy with it.Nope.People are not happy with it.We'd like to let it be known.I thought it was incredibly creative, especially on the set with him.
And if he, did he commitment talk like him the entire episode?I guess we don't know.
No, they didn't do the entire episode in their costumes.
Well, see, we were good.I've lost My ass is drenched right now.
Now you don't have to work out.Now you worked off all your candy before you even started eating.
Oh, sauna, you say, if you will.I'm a Reese's guy, myself.And if you're going with the four cuppers, I'm hitting your house three, four times.You have to.I really appreciate what you're doing.I'm not taking more than one at a time, though.
That's fine.Now, to be clear, whenever you're taking the kids out, how are you supposed to give out candy?
I'm putting a bowl out tonight. Take one or two and guess what I bought a bunch of bags But I'm putting one fucking bag in there and when it's empty, it's empty.
I'm not going home and refilling it So if you're a kid in my neighborhood, make sure you get to my house early brother and don't No, in that situation, I'm okay.Oh, you want to take two or three Smarties?Knock yourself out.
But guess what you're not going to be taking?A king-size Snickers, or a Milky Way, or a Reese's.You're not going to be getting those from me this year.
All right, we have a new segment, AJ.Sorry, clown.
Mr. Gacy.JJWG.I didn't say that.
You know you said it.A lot of clowns back then in that era.
Clowns did have quite a run.
But you only ruined one at Ohio State.I don't know about that.
I don't think that time's up.
But I will say, you as a clown, full commitment, I appreciate.Happy Halloween, obviously, to all parties.There's a new segment now. And I'm very jacked up about this one.This one's a good one.
Now, we're not 100% sure how it's all going to work because we're kind of one thing leads to another.But what we wanted to do was showcase a Ram truck's power, luxury, explosion, and durability in a segment.
And we also wanted to give away a 2500 Heavy Duty Rebel Ram that's sitting right outside that is beautiful. So what we decided was we put out a bird call to college football fans.
We said, hey, if you see a play that could be considered a Ram truck type play, go ahead and send it in.Don't rip the clip, obviously.Don't rip the clip.Don't steal anybody's stuff.But just tell us player name, time of game, and what game it's in.
We'll go dig it up.We'll find it.And maybe they will be the Ram
true play of the week and then we picked four of them okay we picked four of these things we we picked four of these things that were sent in and obviously we hope that more and more will be sent in they had to be legal plays couldn't be a penalty right we can't be promoting penalties no we don't want to be those types of good ball we don't want to but we would like to remind people that even with these new rules football is still physical still tough still durable just like
a Ram Truck.So we have four plays that we have and then we'll put them up as a poll on Twitter.The people will vote for what represents the most Ram Trucks play.And then that champion will carry in the next week.
It'll take on four new incomers or challengers of the Ram Truck plays.And then at the end of the year, whoever's sitting as the King Ram Truck play, they will win a $2,500 heavy duty Rebel Ram.
And when you hit the gas pedal of that diesel powered truck, it goes Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram. Let's get to the first one, shall we?Out of Oregon, running back, Noah Whittington.Boom!That was a touchdown!Boom!
Cuz from Illinois got absolutely rammed. Trump!Boom!That'll be titled, uh, titled the Oregon Cutter in the poll below on the... AJ, you don't want to get in the way of that train, pal.Mm-mm.
Never.I'm never getting in the way of that train.That was impressive.
Yeah, no winning thing said, let me ram Trump!Yeah, let's go to the second play here.This is in Wisconsin.It's a fullback.Didn't score a touchdown, but what'd he do?He ram Trump! A Penn State guy at the goal line to lead for a touchdown.
He leaves his feet the guy in front Penn State.
Ram Truck!Now listen, everybody's wondering what are these two guys potentially fighting for?Well, it's that 2500 Rebel Ram. This thing's heavy-duty, but look at that screen, look at the technology, look how nice it is inside.
Easy to use, the luxury you need, and also the power to endure anything.It's a 2500 heavy-duty Rebel Ram truck that is available to one of these guys if they're able to win the Ram Truck Contest poll through the end of the year. It's beautiful.
Let's get back to two more people.That'll be hoping to win the ram truck.Here is boston college bright queece brian Go breaks on the ball.
What a play db's making an appearance on ram truck chuck How do you feel about double leg takedown right there and you don't tackle to the ground you tackle through the ground?
You're damn right, especially whenever you Ramsaw somebody.And then this one wasn't this past weekend.It was the weekend before, but we had to get it in.Okay, because somebody sent it to us.This one's called the Mount Union.Boom!DB, Weston Arthur.
Boom!Loses his helmet.Loses his helmet.Legal play, not a penalty.Boom!Weston Arthur is the fourth in final. Candidate for the Ram truck damn play of the week.We will post this video on X and in that's what a show I mean, that's all no flag.
That's a boat.Shout out Pierre Garceau also shout out national champions I think Mount Union's won a bunch old buddy gets up was not concussed.We're not emphasizing dirty place.No, no, no
within the rule book, but big time plays to showcase the physicality of the sport still.All you got to do is tweet us, hashtag Ram truck, player name and time of the game in which it happened.
And we will look it up and it could be one of the four finalists that could potentially go on to win that particular truck right there.We're excited to see who wins that.
Mountain Union, boom, I think early favorite for me because obviously the shot in the helmet, but why not Oregon guy, Noah Whittington, first Hulkster?
Love seeing a running back absolutely truck a dude.But you bet you did Pat.That kid from back you did. He brought the boobs!How many boobs?One?
I don't, I mean, I don't want to be, you know, too over the top, but I think that might be five boobs on the boobs scale, brother.Boobs!Alright, five boobs.Boobs!
Yeah, five boobs.Boobs!Boobs!Boobs!Boobs!Boobs!Five boobs, we got it.Boobs!Five boobs.Jimmy Fallon needs to do that every time.
And he needs to turn full heel every single night.AJ, did you see there's a person in the back dressed as you from the shoulders up? I did, was that Foxy?Yeah, Foxy's A.J.Hawk from Shoulders Up, ain't that right, Hawk?
Yes sir, just one of my favorite linebackers of all time and I figure if you pair him with one of the most accurate quarterbacks of all time, you have a perfect football player.
Okay, yeah and A.J.Hawk and then Tua at the bottom, did you see that?
That's cool, that is cool, I mean yeah, cool, I like that.I'm a fan of Tua as well, so yeah, it's very creative.Thanks.Do you like Hawk Tua?Do you like those?What do you mean? What do you mean?
What does that mean, Chuck?That was Chuck.What is that?
That was Chuck.What's going on?
Chuck, why'd you make that noise?AJ Hawks with Tom Flo.Hey, Macho Man, what do you think about it all, pal?Oh, yeah!Boom.OK.That's my boom.
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Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom.Boom. We'll be in the middle of talking, we're in the middle of a Ram truck thing, and all of a sudden I see full on Hulkster getting after it.Hulkster, you look good today, bub.
Thank you all the yelling and screamings fogging up my sunglasses and making my mustache start to come off, brother.So I gotta figure something out, dude.
All right, we got some news for you.Jordan Love spoke about his groin injury.AJ, I don't know if you heard, Jordan Love's groin might be stronger and able to rebound better than anybody else.
Here's him chit-chatting about the potential to play this weekend against the Lions.They have a bye the following week.Let's remember that.
It's definitely feeling better.I think every day there'll be some improvements to it, but definitely feels better than it did on Sunday.
With that said, you obviously want to play.How realistic is it that you'll be out there Sunday?I think it's realistic.
How comfortable would you be playing on no practice, if that's the route you guys go?
Yeah, I mean, obviously, not practicing during the week is not the ideal format for trying to play a game.But like I said, things happen, so if that's the scenario, I know I'll be But definitely it's not the ideal scenario for going into a big week.
Okay, massive week.Obviously Malik Willis has played good football.AJ, who do you think ends up out there?And do you like what Jordan Love's saying here about his groin?
Yeah, I do like how he's handling this.Was it Lombo who said he expects Jordan Love to be out there?Didn't he say that?
It feels like everything that he's saying, kinda.He said that as well.Said he's gonna go Sunday.How do you feel about it?
I absolutely love it.And then hearing him say that, knowing that your quarterback knows that it's all about the game and how you play it, that makes me feel good as well.Shout out to Tripps.Just had to get that in there.
But no, I mean, you know, we talked about it.It's a big, it's a big time matchup.Okay.I understand we got the bye week coming, dude.But this Detroit team's for real, brother.
And we need our franchise quarterback out there because I think at home with Jordan Love, Why not the Packers this weekend?What do you think, dude?
If it was me?Yeah. With that defense, to your point, because you know Aaron Glenn's going to send bodies at him, extra bodies.
If you know that guy's limited, he hadn't practiced, number one, all week, and number two, he's limited, and he can't, you know, he's not, limited mobility, he can't get away from the pressure.
Because they have a hard time running, they have a hard time, you can't run on Detroit and they're going to get you in second and third and long pass situations, obvious pass situations.That'd be a tough duty.
You think with bye week coming, why would we?
Well, because if you have a setback with a groin, even though you got a bye week, those things can get to be two, three, four weekers, depending on if you go aggravate that thing even more.
And they've had success with Malik Lewis.
And Malik's won, to your point, yeah, exactly.But this is for NSC North supremacy here.
I agree.What the hell do you know, coach?Also, listen, I understand Malik Willis has won, but you can't play the Titans and the Colts every single week, okay?We got the meat of the NFC North schedule coming up.The Colts?
Yeah, I mean, look at the Colts.And look at the Titans.I mean, listen, I love Malik.He did what he had to do, dude.But we got games against the Lions, the Bears.
Don't you have any faith in your defense?
Absolutely.I also got faith in the guy we're paying 55 fucking million dollars.And if he says he's ready to go, I think he's ready to go, brother.
Don't you have to protect him from himself?
Our line's been pretty damn good.And everyone's talking about, hey, the Lions need to go train somebody.They don't got no pass rush.So bring it, Aaron Glenn.Send as many guys as you want.Packers are going to be just fine.
I didn't know you were such a big Packers fan, Hulkster.
Well, I tend to pass around.I really like that Matt LaFleur.I like him a lot, dude.
Any other Packers legends you're a big fan of, Hulkster?
I mean, do I have to say it?We got a number four in a glass case in Hogan's Hangout.I come up and tap that thing like the Notre Dame play like a champion side every time I go into karaoke before I play my song.
You were with him last night, right?Yeah, weren't you guys hanging out?
Well, I bet I have a speed.Yeah, we FaceTime five to six times a day.We were in the same spot together, but rally.It's not what we were talking about.
You and farmer play catch what
Listen, farm knows the Hulkster's got hands.Like, I mean, last time I was with him, we were playing a little catch.He said, geez, Louise Hulkster, you remind me of Bubba Franks, who's one of his best tight ends of all time.
Of course.So what does that tell you about good old Hulkster's hands?Yeah, I mean, Hulkster could have been an NFL guy if he wanted to be.Pretty good.Not too bad.Send the same text, too.
Exchange photos via text, of course.All right. Okay, so, Coach Sirianni.The more we learn of this man, the more we like him, out of the Philadelphia Eagles.
You know, there was a lot of conversation about this guy this year, wasn't there, Hulkster, on Overreaction Mondays?
Yeah, basically every week saying, hey, we gotta fire this dipshit, okay?Those are Eagles fans.Eagles fans, after wins, saying let's fire this dipshit.
So somebody in Philadelphia said we need to mic up this guy and let people know that he is doing real coaching. He does really have the respect of the team.So they mic'd him up for a day.I think an entire team meeting he's mic'd up.
During some of the week he was mic'd up.We're going to see how this guy coaches.He's always the same exact guy.Here's some footage from the Philadelphia Eagles on Coach Sirianni.
We talked a lot about finishing on the sideline all year.Way to finish and punish them on the sideline. Guys, I don't care that we had to punt after this.The energy that was brought, like, that just sets the tone.
You play good because you're good players.You play good because you play good fundamentals.Fourth and three, I ultimately have to be the one that makes the decision to go for this, but I don't go for this unless I trust this.
It's always, always, always coming down to you guys.Jalen, big time throw.But here's what we talked about.Doubt, criticism, and hate, right?You got to bell block all that out.
Well, it's the same deal of praise Block it out So now we're getting praised put your fucking head down and work because there's nothing like the work What was the line Tyler treat praise like perfume smell it sniff it whatever you got to do with it.
Don't drink it Love that coach AJ.How do you feel about coach Sirianni is messaging to the team, obviously.
Yeah, I like it.He's trying to say, hey, don't get on this roller coaster.Whatever they say good or bad about you, it doesn't really matter.We're going to do what we do inside this facility.
But I love him kind of praising them finishing the runs and stuff.You know, I love that when you see teams like whoever is being the aggressor like that.And I think it's it's clear in those clips that that he that's what he wants to do.
He wants to set the tone early.Hey, I don't care if we punted.We ended that on like a that's a positive note if we end like that and you're knocking two guys back on the sideline.
This is what we want to be known as. Okay, I don't care that we punted or didn't score.This is what we need to be known as.Sets the tone for everything.Coach Pagano, that's the first time I've ever been in a meeting with Coach Sirianni.
I've seen his press conferences, obviously.I've seen his walk off the field.I've seen him on the sideline of the field.I've seen him with a headset on.I've seen his sideline interview.I don't think I've ever seen him actually coaching in there.
How'd you feel about how he did coach as somebody who's been around the ball for 36 years and also very Italian? Loved it.
Loved it.It always comes down to culture, identity, and process, right?Your process is how you're going to go about your business, 60 minutes, one plate at a time.
All you got, don't judge.
All you got, don't judge.Yeah.This right here, I mean, how fun is it to be able, when you're winning, obviously it helps, right?
to be able to go in and accentuate and show the guys, show the team, hey, the play like Saquon running that dude over, guys having success, guys having fun.I mean, that's what it's all about.And then the best thing is like, all right.
the praise, the rap poison that Nick talks about us, Coach Saban talks about us all the time.Don't start reading that shit.Don't fall for that.Keep your frickin' head down, keep frickin' working, keep preparing, and good things are gonna happen.
Do we feel good about the Eagles long-term?I think so.Even after all the chitter-chatter, and you talked about Hulkster after wins, Eagles fans wanted him to lose.He beats the Saints down there in New Orleans.You're like, this guy sucks.
He gets another win later, but he talked to the fans.Remember, he talked to the fans, which ended up being, I think, what we all
Understand from the reddit post was like drunk guy in crowd yelling at him do something do something do something do something Then he does it and then he turns around.He's like, huh?
I told you I told you we're gonna do it the way that was construed the way look is like He's talking shit to his own fans are like get this guy the hell out of here once again That was after a win.They were winning in having problems now
Seems like people are buying in a little bit back into the Sirianni story.Rizzler, you bought back into the Sirianni stuff?
I mean, definitely.It feels like they have studs all over the place and there was that little run there where, you know, A.J.Brown was hurt.I think Devontae missed a couple games.Goddard was a little banged up. They have studs all over the place.
It does feel like the Eagles are one of those playoff teams that could get in there, make some noise.I don't know if they're comparable to the Steelers at all, because they're much different teams, but same type of expectation for them.
They'll be in it, they'll be in the playoffs, and can they hang with the Lions and the Packers and those big dogs?Who knows, but it feels like they got the guys, and they have playoff experience, too, with Hurts.
Yeah, I like the NFC.The NFC at the top is very good, and I think the Eagles are right back into the conversation at the top of the NFC.
I mean, their offense is loaded.They're on AQ's top five O-line every single week.Saquon's one of, if not the best running back in the NFL.A.J.Brown, Devontae Smith, Goddard, like they have so many weapons.It's unbelievable.
And then defense, the two rookie corners that they both took are now like starting to gel and starting to play really well.So the defense is starting to play better now.So yeah, Eagles, they're gonna be a team to worry about.
Yeah, I think so.And Jalen looks much better than he did last year.Last year, Jalen looked like lack of confidence, wasn't really making the same amount of plays at the end.Obviously, they had that big win streak and then they go crazy.
Yeah, Bosa says, did you watch the... First of all, you see my hat?Then he said, uh... Love his hat.We know you do, Ulster.We know you do.There's a lot of people mad about that.
He didn't get on stage and give a full speech, did he?No.
I don't think so.Not yet.Yeah, you're right.When he got on stage, he actually said, you know.
It's actually very, very... Anyways, Bose just said, look at the way we played against Jalen Hirsch.He's looking at the rush.He's looking at the rush.Thought he lost confidence.
Then in that footage, in the plays that we just watched, he's sitting back there strong, confident, delivering mid-range shots, you know. I mean, he has touch, understands how the offense is.
It's like, Jalen Hurts is back to being the guy that everybody thought he was gonna be whenever they gave him the big time contract.And I think, whenever Philly's rolling, and those Eagles fans have a chance to be showcased, the NFL's better, Chuck.
The NFL was better when this Eagles team was rolling.
Yeah, Vic coming in there new, you can see the defense starting to gel.
Oh yeah, because we thought he forgot ball.
Yeah, no shit.I mean, it just takes time.It's new terminology, some different fronts, some different coverages.To your point, the two young guys.Quinion Mitchell's given, like, He's absurd defensive numbers.
Like, I think there's one or two catches against him, 30-some yards, no touchdown passes.You guys had Cooper Dejean on the tape yesterday, good D, bad D. Unbelievable.So they're only going to get better.
He was on the good D side, which we're pumped about.That was a great play.Great.Back and forth on Jamar.
And Jalen's not even allowed to play golf.
Go cut that guy in half and stop him.
Yeah, Jalen came out and said that he did not golf.
okay you're just there with everybody that they're saying i'm golf with i was just hanging out you see in my contract i'm all out of golf has jalen hurts in his past taking a golf club like off his own ankle or like off his head and they're like we're never doing that again because you can't skydive obviously there's like motorcycle and by
But does it actually say it in the contract?I don't know if it says, it says we can come take your money if you get hurt doing these things.
We don't have to pay for recovery to like, I think you can void your contract if you get hurt doing these things and we don't have to pay for it.Like insurance doesn't have to pay for it.So I guess golfing could be considered that.
Cause he could, you know, potentially be in a golf cart, say, look at me, look at me, turn that son of a bitch sideways.And all of a sudden he's Johnny Knoxville bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, flipping over there.
Yeah, I was gonna say, we never know.He could be one of these absolute wackos who takes his golf cart and drives down a hill going 85 miles an hour before, you know, both guys are yard-sailing and one of them's dead.
And, you know, hopefully it's not Jalen, but we've seen enough videos.This goddamn thing's driving me nuts, but we've seen enough videos, you know, of guys doing that kind of stuff.Maybe he just doesn't like golf.
Maybe he just says I'm allergic, I'm not a liar.Legally, I'm not a liar.Contract, they're paying me so much money, I'm not allowed to swing club.
Can't hit fairways, dude.
Yeah, and also, you know, he swings so hard because his legs are so big, he might hurt his back.You know what I mean?They might say golf is a real risk for Jalen Hurst with the way and how jacked he is and how cool he looks.
Can't look that cool golfing.You know, he's gotta be stressed a little bit.You gotta look like this.This is how you look when you golf.Most of the time.
All the time.All the time, right?Don't you think, H? Yeah, but so wait, did Jalen, did he just ride around the cart and watch and hang out?Is that what he did?
I think he was at the 19th hole, if you know what I'm saying.
It's also a good excuse if you stink at golf.
Legally, I can't do that, coach.
Have you and the Waffle hung out at all?You guys get a photo together?
What was your favorite team you ever coached?
You know, I was a player.I was a four-year starter safety at Wyoming.I was kind of coaching the secondary there.I kind of liked that.
You used to play with your hair on fire, too, didn't you?
Absolutely.That's why it's great.
You used to fly around.Speaking of hair on fire, Tula's got a new hair color.Yeah, he does.Do you see that?Do you see this age? I did, oh yeah, it looks good.I don't know if it's Halloween, but I do know who would dye his hair.We're happy about this.
It's cool.Let's go back to the Hulkamaniac in the back, as Hulkster would say.Miami Dolphins quarterback back, no guardian cap, new hair.Are the Dolphins about to go on a run, Gump?
Tough one in Buffalo this week, but that's the same hair color he had when he threw that bomb, and Alabama won the natty, so maybe he's taking it back.Let's go, it's go time.Oh, it's like rally game.Yeah, it's time to go.
We gotta win some fucking games, boys.It's like Kyan, like his Kyan.
Yeah, do you think he used the Herbal Essence Intense Bleach Blonding Kit, or what do you think Tui used there?
I don't know, but people aren't happy about him telling people to eat potato chips, I'll tell you that much.
What do you mean?What did he say?
Uh, there was that bad snap people were talking about and he didn't catch it, said it was his fault and the center's and he basically said, it's not that easy from the couch eating your chips.
Okay.So he said, listen, I know you guys see everybody else do it on a very successful rate, very regularly.And we did it in an inopportune time, but it's not necessarily just an easy layup to get done every time.
Yeah, Miami media is outraged about it.They're calling him salty too now.I don't love it.
Oh, like the salty chips they're eating?Oh yeah, exactly.Maybe sea salt and vinegar.Yeah, exactly.Sea salt and vinegar is seemingly the go-to.I'll tell you what, I've become a salt and vinegar chip guy.
Never a chip guy.From the Ireland trip.
Bingo.That's what it was.That's exactly what it was.And I think maybe they pair great with the, I almost fainted in the first hour.I almost fainted in the first hour.AJ, legit.You're looking better now.
I can't imagine.That would be very difficult in that huge, just all of it.
And to be clear, it's not a furry costume, okay?We're not running around conventional.
I mean, anything like that technically could be.You just gotta cut a few holes.
Got three of these, okay?He had one that was a full blow-up.Full blow-up one.Oh, like an air blow-up?Oh, I've seen those ones.Yeah.I think there's maybe somebody else in the office that got that as well for today.
Yeah, there was.But I think the fan was so loud, it would have went right into the mic.You know what I mean? But it felt real good and it was like an air conditioner.This one, we're in the middle of a sauna right now.We are in the middle of a sauna.
Now, speaking of being in a sauna, we got somebody that was on a heater and he lost his second game of the year last week.Yikes.Okay.And it's Halloween.We got families.So I don't know how long today's program is going to go.Okay.
So we do apologize to everybody that hangs out with us on YouTube, but- Talking to you, Coop.
There's 82,000 people watching on YouTube right now.
Yeah, you say, hey, what's this Bradley Cooper situation?
So freaking cool.So crazy.Get a text message yesterday from an unknown number.Unknown number.Says name of other person.Very popular.Gave me your number.Big fan.Watch show.
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All right, I'm not doing it.You know, I'm not doing this.People trying to get me, obviously it's not cool.So this morning I come in here, I tell the boys, I go, somebody who was acting like their Bradley Cooper text me yesterday.
Connor goes, we need a cold FaceTime of that phone number right now, which I almost did last night whenever I was, uh, the wife and I were talking about it.I was like, cause I was so dumbfounded by him.Like I, why would somebody do this?
You know, why would somebody do this?Well, there's a lot of reasons why somebody would do this. Just try dick with me, get me all, you think you're so cool, yadda yadda, you think Bradley Cooper's gonna... Okay, that's awesome.Humble yourself.
Cold FaceTime earlier today.Guess who was on the other side. So cool, I literally as soon as you guys start singing you guys start singing to him I said We went on I assume everybody does that I did let him know that we need another album.
Okay, we need another album Yeah, and the fact that he knows we exist is maybe pinnacle of our entire show's operation So we were not cool under pressure whenever we talked to him earlier.But yeah, Coop's a fan, I guess.He watches the program.
Don't know why.Don't love it.We need his brain to remain good.We were kind of ruining it, but it was a big moment, H. It was a big moment.Yeah, I'd say.
He's a big Philly fan.I mean, he's a giant Philly fan.He sits in the owner's box a lot of times, doesn't he?
Philadelphia Eagles nut, self-described, in a text message.Nice.That's awesome.That was all time.What a talent.Yes, what a talent. Tell me something, girl.
Are you happy in this modern world?Or do you need more?Is there something else you're searching for?Cause I'm falling. ♪ And all the good times I find myself longing ♪ For what?
♪ For change ♪ And in the bad times I find myself ♪ I'm on the outside, don't remember the words ♪ Haven't seen it in a long time But I used to know all of them, be reassured.Coop fucking kills it.
In the shallow.Yeah, of course.In the shallow.Of course.Far from the shallow.
Submit it.Someone clip it.Submit it.Did you see Hulkster do the World Series breakdown?
Are you kidding me?That's got to lead off Sports Saturday.I mean, going through the whole game.We really abuse what we do.Halloween's the best.
It is.Happy Halloween, everybody.It's the best.There was one Halloween where all of our cameras went out.We just had one camera.One still shot.
That was the first time we did it, too.
Said we're never going to do it again. But then we do.Here we are.And here we are.Okay, on this particular Halloween Thursday, Chuck's going to get back on his heater.
Now, there's a lot of things we need to look at for tonight's game, and Chuck is 6-2 on these Thursday night football games against the spread.That is a phenomenal record against a book, any book, any night.Last week he loses.We all do.
Did not know Pukenuku was going to be playing as much as he played.Good?I mean, this guy's been watching the Bradley Cooper School of Acting, too, in these graphics.Okay, we obviously know that.
Oh, he says, and then he puts the glass on, has his coffee.Oh, no.
Back to work.Oh, no.That's good, Chuck.
Okay, now we got Jets and Texans.Jets at home, favored by two and a half.Chuck, let's look at some of the, you know, game records that each of these teams have.Let's start with the Houston Texans looking ahead to the start.
Okay, good football team.Leading the AFC South.
Yeah, leading the AFC South.Big win over the Colts last week. Yeah, so who we got highlighted here?Joe Mixon, baby.So we heard Lombo say this, right, and he's exactly right.We're gonna need a ton of Joe Mixon tonight.
Damian Pierce is out, his back up, so you're gonna get a face full of Joe Mixon.Jets have a good defense, they've got a good defensive front, they've been a little bit inconsistent, especially of late, you know. Lost the three games with Ulbricht.
He's a defensive signal caller.
Yeah, they've done worse on defense.
So 17 points before, you know, before Sala was fired, 17 points a game.Now it's like 28 points a game.So significant in almost 60, 70 yards of field offense.
So this guy's going to play a huge, a huge fact tonight, especially with the two wideouts out.Nico Collins is obviously out and Diggs is out.So Tank Dell, who you see featured down here, He can make plays.No, he can make plays.
And CJ, you know, like we talked about earlier, he had a great start to last year.He came up lame and got injured and didn't finish the season, but they're going to need a lot of tank.They got Dalton Schultz.You mentioned him, Pat.
He's going to play a huge factor.The biggest thing is this offensive line. You saw the Colts last week get after this guy's ass.They've been sacked 20, he's been sacked, CJ's been sacked 22 times.
And the thing is, they got McDonald on that beat, Will McDonald IV, right?You got Hasan Reddick, who just signed.Came out of, you know, whatever his holding was, his hiding, his darkness.So he's back, he's back out there.
Quinnen Williams had a good game against New England.Everybody has a good game against New England.We're gonna see some highlights here.
Let's go to the Houston Texans defensive side of the ball here.
So up top, you got Will Anderson and you got Hunter, Daniil Hunter here on the sack.Boom.
Boom.Daniil's got four or five sacks.Anderson's got, I think, eight, eight and a half, seven, seven and a half.
And he leads the league in TFLs.
See, he's coming off this edge.He gets Anthony here.Quick.So they've got some dudes, you know, on that side of the ball.
And then for the Jets, what do you think?What do we need to talk about over here?
The big thing, you know, with the Jets, they're 2-6, just the opposite of Houston, 6-2.They've had their issues with Zerline, so they did a great thing.He's been playing hurt, and it obviously shows.
I mean, you see this sidewinder, this extra point he missed.He also missed a field goal in this game, so they put him on IR.They've signed two dudes, right?Schrader and Riley Patterson.We don't know which one of those dudes is going to be...
Everybody's gonna find out when they trot a guy out there tonight.
Do you think they're gonna have a pregame competition?Who's hitting the ball better?I would imagine.
How's that work?If that was me and you doing that, you as the best teams coach, I was the head coach, I think we'd probably already have that competition.We'd sign them, we'd bring them in, then we'd have that competition, so we'd already know.
going into this game.So we're going to probably find out when they do the inactives, one of them is going to be inactive, the other guy will be on the 53, and that's when we'll know who's kicking.
That also on special teams, which we don't love, but this has been a strong point for Belichick.
I mean, and Belichick broke this down, right?And we know special teams coordinator, Boyer's a great coach.
Great, they've been great.
And they were like first or second last year.Houston was first or second, top two in special teams.Don't kick down the middle of the field.
So I think they're not going to do that tonight and give Houston an opportunity, you know, to get a field position or a possible score.So they've got to get that rectified. So right here, you can see four guys highlighted, right?
Two guys up top, two guys down here.The two best receivers on this team are Garrett Wilson, number five, right?And then Devontae Adams, who they picked up a couple weeks ago.So I would see D'Amico.He's got good cover guys back there.
I can see him doing similar things.They're gonna double 17 up top.They're gonna double five down here.They're gonna get this guy, Aaron Rodgers, who's four-time NFL MVP. been playing a long, long time, get them to hold the ball and then get sacked.
And they've had their struggles.You know, Tyron Smith has struggled at left tackle.Morgan Moses has been battling a knee injury.He's banged up.So it's not like they've got, you know, a bunch of dudes there.And then, this is 39.
I don't, you have to go, and I don't know if he's back on the practice squad.I don't know if they signed him because they got some guys, both starting safeties, Pat. are out tonight.For the Jets?For the Jets.
That's not good.Everybody's talking about injuries on the Texans.
Tony, no.They both have injuries.So you got Fotew, a defensive tackle.You got Mosley. Heart and soul of that defense, right?C.J.Mosley, I think is his name, right?He's out.So David Adams and the other safety, David, are out.
So you've got Isaiah Oliver and Mills come over from San Francisco a year ago.So they're starting there.And then right here, Pat, if you run it back, they've got a pressure on, and it's a good pressure because they've got a free runner.
The problem is, if you're playing in Indy, this guy's blitzing from Fishers.You know what I'm saying?He's going to be a little bit late.And it puts all these other guys on an island.And this guy, is that Boyette up top?Who is that up top?
Is that Booty?Boyette in some quotes.Boutte.Sorry, Boutte.Boutte.So he has time and he beats Sauce across his face.He gets Sauce to open up outside, beats him inside. Pressure's a little late and Jacoby, they gave up.
Five third downs at the end of this game in the fourth quarter.They take the lead and they gave up five third downs.They're more than capable.I mean, I can see why, you know, the gamblers and the line is what it is.
Because when you got Aaron Rodgers, quarterback, you got Brees Hall, you got Braylon Allen, you got Devontae Adams, you got Garrett Wilson, you got Conklin at tight end.You've got all these game wreckers on the defensive side of the ball.
You're missing a few guys. They've got a ton of guys.They just haven't put it together.They fired the head coach.They've elevated the defensive coordinator to the interim head coach.They've, you know, they've done everything under the sun to try.
Now we're doing cayenne pepper water to try to make something happen.This is their last-ditch deal.They're 2-6.You lose.Let's go to the tail-of-the-tape here then, Chuck.Go ahead now.Keep going.Keep rolling.They're 2-6.Go ahead.
You know, so you lose this game and you go to 2-7.So they've got a... And I just don't know.They had... They used all three timeouts last week in the first quarter.
They also demoted the offense coordinator, Hackett, thinking, hey, that's going to—Todd Downing steps in, right?Has it been any better?Aaron's played better.He didn't have any turnovers last week.He's thrown interceptions, but he's played better.
I mean, look at turnover margin, they're minus three, the Jets.Houston's plus four, all right?Defensive EPA, you know what EPA is?Expected points average per game, okay?So post-SALA, the last three games, they're 32nd, the Jets.
How many teams are there?
What's that?How many teams are there?I think 32.Wow, that's fast.
That's not bad.The field goal, we talked about the field goal, so again, that's Zerline's numbers. to be clear, right?That's their line's number, so they got a new dude in there.But that operation, Pat, you held for Vinny for a long time, right?
You took snaps from Matt Overton for a long time, right?That's not like just to get a new kicker in there, right?From a rhythm?
New holder, definitely harder in the whole process because they're in the middle and everybody just expects it to be good.But yeah, I mean, Thomas Morstead's been around a long time.Hopefully he'll be able to figure it out.
But yeah, getting back into live action, whether it's Spencer, Schrader, or It's supposed to be 70 and balmy, but a little bit windy. J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.Big fireman head night tonight.Saks?
Saks were a pass attempt.They're both really good.Three and four.Time of possession, Houston's number one in the league.Jets are 17th.Total defense, Houston's number two.They're fourth.The ranking, if you look it up, the Jets are fourth.
But in total defense, but the last three games, they're 21st. yards allowed.Everything's gone to shit on him.He's got to handle the clock management, the game management.We saw him fumble the deal.Aaron throws it back at him.
That's not easy because your duties are So whether that was the right move or not, and then you can see their record against the spread.
So both teams got, you know, one's coming in with momentum, light at the end, like playoffs, this, that, I mean, a lot of things going for them, and the other one's fighting for their life.
Okay, so as A.J.Hawk rejoins us here, shout out to A.J., obviously, dressed as a clown from Waterloo, Iowa, obviously.
Is that the name of the clown?I think so.Yep.And we looked it up.The painting is on his face perfectly exactly how the clown had it.Okay, I hope you're happy.AJ, happy Halloween.You're really scaring all the kids out there.
Really scaring all the kids.Okay, even the gloves.Okay, perfect.
Method actor.Really good.Really, really good.You happy?Obviously, you're a clown.Everybody's happy.Everybody's happy.AJ, did you hear what Chuck just said?He laid out a compelling argument that the Houston Texans are going to hammer the Jets.
Is that what I just heard from you there, Chuck?
I mean, that's why it's hard to believe that you could take Houston and actually get points in this game.That's because they know.You mean to tell me- What do they know?
What do they know?Last week, this is last week.This is a they know line.
Bruce just said to me, it's happened six times where a team that has a 250 win percentage or less is facing a team that has a 750 win percentage or more and a 250 win percentage or less is favored.
The 251% or less team that is favorite is 6-0 in those situations.
It's a books no.Last week, everybody was on the Vikings.Hammering it.Books didn't budge.Actually went the wrong direction.And everybody's like, what are we doing?It was 80% bet rate.What's the numbers on this particular year?88% on the Texans.
Are we going to do this again?
Are we going to do this again?88% 88% It's a chandelier game where they know.
Yeah, but remember there was like three weeks in a row where they were losing the chandelier games.They were.88%, 78%, 75% was actually hitting.The public was hitting.We were all in together.Remember, we're in the middle of trade deadline season.
Everything's trying to get separated and get, even pandas are ripping people apart allegedly.But now, you know, we're potentially unified.Maybe this is a team, right?Maybe this is a, maybe this is a big, maybe this is 88%.We're good, maybe.
I just think, I think this is one of those ones where, because all those bets, it felt obvious for the team that we all thought was going to win.And in this situation, we all think, like, obviously the Texans are going to beat, you know, the Jets.
They're 6-2.They're a great football team.Their nails are phenomenal. Claws.Claws.But yeah, they're pretty sweet.They're shiny too.Unobtainium, no big deal.But with the Jets... Not that it's from Pandora.Yeah, well, it might be.
I probably got the name wrong.I believe it's Adamantium, dude!Adamantium, there it is.I knew it had an ee-um.It's Vibranium.Vibranium, there it is.
Somebody uses Adamantium.That's what Wolverine's skeletons reinforce with.Just like you.Well said, dude. But it just feels like the Jets.
I don't know what it is, but because it's minus two Jets, when it should be the other way around.Two and a half now?Yeah.Then I might take the Jets minus 10 at this point.
Yeah, I think the Jets might go on a run here.You think it's a big... Well, no, they're phasing him out, unfortunately. I don't know if it's a big game ever again, actually, but I do think it's a big Cayenne Pepper get-back game.Really?
You think Cayenne Pepper's the big get-back game?I think this is the Cayenne Pepper bet of the week.
Like the last time they played last year at MetLife, Jets beat them 30-6.
Who was quarterback? Wasn't Aaron Rodgers.Which?But CJ went out of the game.I don't know when he went out, but he went out with a concussion.Who's your pick?
88%?You've been waffling.Oh, we've been waffling.Oh, he's about to get it chewed out.You know what I'm talking about.Num, num, num, num, num, num.Syrup.Oh, yeah.
You don't know which way you're going.Get a lot of syrup ready.
It was Zach Wilson, who was the quarterback for the Jets, 30-6 win over the Texans.He is a good boy.He's a sweet boy.He's a very sweet boy.Just like the Rizzler, obviously.Zach Wilson, sweet boy.
We met him at a birthday party, actually, and he had heard everything we said, obviously.He came right up to us and told us that, and we said, we think you're a sweet boy, though.We think you're a very sweet boy.
Yeah, it was Zach Wilson, yeah. Who you going with?Who are you going with?No, no, this is your segment, brother.Hey, put that record back up.What is he on Thursday nights against the spread?6-2.Yeah, I'll tell you.Me and AJ aren't.
So that is why we're all eyes looking at the waffle, pal.
Hey, so if they pull this thing off, whatever, if somebody knows something that I don't know, we don't know, like last week, all of a sudden, Puka Nakua out of frickin' nobody.Okay, his practice window opened up.
Generally, when your practice window opens up, you just don't, you're on the field and have 10, you know, receptions for 5,000 yards and a couple tuds.
You're saying Puka's gonna be on the Jets today?
No, I don't think he was training for Puka.Okay.By the way, I don't think the Rams trained anybody, from what we've understood.No way.Even though Cooper was potentially on the move, but now they got Puka and Cooper.
And to your point, there was some reports that Puka wasn't gonna be getting the ball that much last week.
I would like to see something good. happened to that unit.
In New York, just because they need something just for everybody's morale and whatever.Life, okay.Yeah.The fan base, everybody, right?
So if it happens, it happens, but I've seen too much, like, I just don't know how you're gonna flip a switch and all that stuff is gonna get- Cayenne Pepper, brother.With the water!If it does, if Cayenne gets me, If Cayenne gets us, it gets us.
But give me the two and a half points, give me Houston.
All right, chucks on to Houston.Texans plus two and a half.He rides alongside 88% of the bets for this Thursday Night Football Week 9 NFL kickoff matchup on Amazon Prime.Aaron Rodgers in the Jets and Fireman Ed, hopefully.
He might be on TV more than he's in a stadium, which is part of the problem.Yep.We're trying to phase him out, Hulkster.
That's not a bad idea.Let's get him in the booth with Alan Kirk. And Ben.And Ben.What are your thoughts on Ben, Hulkster?I'm a big dog guy.Big puppy guy.Love seeing Ben run across the field.I got no qualms with Ben.
You like Chuck's pick of Houston plus two and a half?
This game might fucking suck.That's what I'm worried about, dude.
I think we're going to be muted all the way until we're out.And we appreciate you all so much.Have a great Halloween.We'll see you tomorrow.Goodbye.
You know, and these my sunglasses are so goddamn foggy.I can't see anything So I should have heard the music you just Bush League minor stuff.I mean, that's That's an indie promotion Hulkster.That's not the Hulkster.
That's not the WWE WWF so I apologize to all you guys.
That's a fifth.That's a fifth inning operation Yankees fifth inning well said
Did you watch that game last night, Klan?Yeah, they had that game.
Hey Klan!They had it.The Yankees had that thing, man.Everything was looking great and then nope.Man, the Dodgers are legit, man.They're good.
You know what else is legit?Indiana Pacers.They beat the Boston Celtics last night in overtime.And even the Indiana Pacers in the Spirit of the holiday and holiday season right around the corner.They said let's get more basketball.
Let's get more basketball Obviously Tyrese Halle a big shot hits a massive one late in the fourth quarter to put him up three and then what?
Well, there would be an answer from a guy who's a gold medalist, but wasn't allowed to see the court splash Splash game tire with 13 seconds left.
They were down 24 at one point It's like the second biggest comeback for something and something to get to overtime inevitably in the end Tyrese, how a big shot in the Pacers do too much and sneak out of there with a three-point dub.
Congrats to the Pacers getting a winner over the Celtics.Celtics, obviously the reigning champions.Connor, you were talking that big shit yesterday, Rizzler.How do you feel now, pal?
Still fantastic.I mean, you, you said it in there and it's nice to watch the end of these highlights because when the Pacers won, they blew that game.I mean, they were up by, I think 19 points with like 18 or sorry, eight minutes left.
It was completely over and what happens, you know, the Celtics say, all right, fine.We thought for a little bit, it'd be fun to let the Pacers get a win because they haven't been doing well and we respect Indiana and basketball, but fuck these guys.
Let's turn it on a little bit and let's see if we can snatch their hearts once again And they almost did and then in the end and over time they said, you know what?Let's go catch the end of this World Series game.
What the fuck are we doing still out on this court?Let's just let them have overtime.
We'll go in watch the Dodgers beat the Yankees which I'm sure Joe Mizzou and the Celtics love because the Red Sox and the Yankees don't like each other and they of course are part of the Boston team so they wanted to lose
I think they just want to get in there, you know, let the Pacers, let Hal Butt have his time.Big shot.I know Holliday and Derek White and Tatum, they had a nice little exchange with Halliburton before the game started.
So I know they're happy for Tigers.I know they like Paschal Siakam.
Big three, he hit a massive three last night.
Yeah, yeah, he went off.He was fantastic.He also almost killed the Celtics last year in the playoffs.
Spicy P, like cayenne pepper.
Yeah, that was a little bit of a spicy cayenne pepper game from him, but that's the thing about when you're hoisting one of these, when you're the team carrying this on your shoulders every single goddamn night, you just got to remember that, hey, look, you're going to get every team's best shot.
And we got the Pacers' kind of best shot, probably their best shot, and we still should have won.So it's a loss.It's a tough one.We can get back on that horse.
God almighty, can he play.Somebody posted a local Indianapolis report, I forget who it was, so I apologize for not giving the proper credit.
They said that Carlisle and Matherin have been like, I don't want to say, Carlisle's really been focusing on Matherin, I guess, over the last few weeks.
Yeah, and he's gone like absolutely, I guess he's really flipped into becoming like, not just role, star player.
Defense, I mean, plays both ends of the court, can shoot like no other, quick as a cat.That's who they missed the most last year in the playoffs, by far.
And this Pacers team, I think there's some people wondering if they're going to be able to recreate the magic they had last year, whenever they go, obviously the Eastern Conference Finals and take on the Celtics and lose inevitably and yada, yada, yada.
They went into Madison Square Garden, did some gardening, get rid of the Knicks.Everybody's talking about the Knicks.Everybody's talking about the Celtics, yada, yada.The Pacers were there last year.They returned everybody.They signed everybody back.
Tyrese goes, wins a gold medal, gets a watch company.He's big Puma now.And then they start out terrible.Self-admitted, I think, start out terrible.Then they get a win over the Celtics.It's almost like, okay.
We are settled in we are still who we thought we were and the Celtics I think realized that probably as well like hey in the end Pacers gonna be around Celtics obviously gonna be around I think the NBA's got the numbers are all down now for NBA have you seen that?
Yeah it kind of makes sense just because of the Celtics honestly I think people lose interest in it it happened with like when the Warriors were just obviously gonna win over those few years with Kevin Durant it was like you know it this league it's awesome and there's awesome stuff.
There's only a hundred more games It was like, who gives a shit?
And we know who's gonna win.
They retired this time last year?Is that what, they're down or?
Yeah, down.This, uh, Wemby, I think, last year opener?
Probably because it's nice out.It's been nice out.And baseball's been awesome.
And baseball's been awesome.Baseball's been awesome.And hockey also.Yeah, hockey is happening right now.But, like, the baseball.How are the pens?
They stink.They're really good.They need some grit chips.Coach, I don't love that.All right, AJ.AJ, let's make our picks here.Uh, Chuck has the Houston Texans plus two and a half. You dressed as John Wayne Gacy.
What do you have in this particular Thursday night football on Amazon Prime Matchup?
Yeah, well if you remember AQ yesterday talking about the Texans O-line saying they're not really playing up to who they are.They have a lot of really good players there and they're not, they haven't put it together yet for whatever reason.
So with that and everything else going on, I'm taking the Jets minus two and a half at home just because I believe they're going to win by six or more.So I'm taking them.
They've got to find a way to find their magic and hopefully tonight is the night.
Yep, I'm gonna take the Jets as well, strictly because if they win, I think we got Aaron Rodgers Friday tomorrow.
And Peppa.And 88% of the money is on one side of it.Alright, so we'll go ahead and do that.And also add to it, Aaron loves Halloween.Loves Halloween, brother!
He loves Halloween.Well, you didn't tell me that.
We did.Do some research, old man.Everybody knows that.
Hey, fuck yourself, Hulk.You didn't tell me that.Leg drop him.Leg drop him.
Yeah, bring the boom.I am a real American.
Fight for the rights of every man except you. See you in the square circle, you son of a bitch.
He's not gonna fight for your rights.Nope.
That's right.He wouldn't.Clown smoking a cigar the whole time.Put your ass on the ground just like I did Andre the Giant.
Clown with a cigar is wild to watch.That is real nightmare fuel there.AJ, how long did it take for you to paint yourself? Is that?Oh my God.Oh my God.
I took, I mean, I would say, you know, the better part of an hour or a little over just because I had to like paint myself white.I put the old bald cap on, paint that white, and then try to get to dry and try to outline things.
Al Pizza's the hut.But you need to know what's going on with their boneless wings and their bundles right now.Look at that.16 boneless wings, two orders of fries for $15.99 alongside two dips.
That's a meal.That is a meal.I know what I'm getting tonight.What's that, brother?That deal right there.You know what?
I'm feeling a little crazy.So I might throw in a pie or two, brother.Really?Personal plan?Wow. I want the whole fucking thing.
Personal pain ain't gonna cut it.Hulkster, what's your favorite thing from Pizza Hut?
Pull.That's like asking why is America the best country on this planet and why is Donald Trump the best president we've ever had?
You just can't answer it, dude.Okay, Hulkster.Too many answers, huh, for the Hulkster?I love everything.I can't pick one thing. wings are great yeah the lemon pepper obviously very very good if it shows up right
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You were so bummed out about so bummed out.It's very bummed out, bummed out.We're opening the wings last week.Me and Chuck one at a time.Chuck always better fucking be lemon pepper.What's this?Buffalo.
This better be lemon fuckin' barbecue, okay?This better be fuckin' lemon pepper fries.
The soggy-ass fries.Whoa, whoa, whoa.They're delicious, man.
You better watch your mouth, old man!
I'm just pissed and hating because it wasn't the wings.Of course you are.Yeah, the fries are available.The thing about Pizza Hut versus their competitors, obviously not every fast food, they actually fry their wings there.
It's not like microwaved wings or microwaved fries or something else.It is actually fried.They got fryers at Pizza Hut.Shout out to Pizza Hut.Love you, Hut. All right, so I have the Jets minus two and a half.AJ's got the Jets minus two and a half.
Chuck's got the Houston Texans plus two and a half.The public has Houston Texans plus two and a half.Now, we got to see all the costumes in this particular one.Oh, hell yeah.
You know, this is obviously the best part of the program, because this is a thing in the Thunderdome that is very celebrated. We need to be meaningful.We need to be fun.Unless I'm male in it.I almost fainted from my costume.
Almost passed out because it was so damn hot in the first hour.I was starting to see stars inside of that helmet.It was really something, but it's Halloween.Halloween is such a good holiday because literally everybody can celebrate it.
You don't have to have money.You can take a pillowcase out there.You can create a costume.You can go around door to door and you can get candies and memories that will last forever.That's why we love Halloween.
And if you get a chance to dress like a jackass, why not?
Society says it's a-okay.We do find out that we're the only show that goes full costume, full time, except for Good Morning Football this morning.
Yeah, they do.Nobody does Halloween like Good Morning Football.That was a tweet verbatim this morning.Thank you, Hulkster.
You got it.What was the costumes, Hulkster?Do you know?
Uh, shit. somebody else they did the bring it on the genius union great genius great genius uh akbar be a million uh i believe he was doug williams excuse me my throat fucking hurts really bad um and then kyle brant was some take on uh I got you.
I got you.Caleb, I got you.He did the whole Dune, Caleb Williams thing.And then who is Shrags?Legendary head coach, Elvis Presley.
Connor thought he might have been Elvis.Could have played both.Could have been either because that's what Shrags does.
they looked good we appreciate them doing that because everybody else says off-air people yeah produce dress up it's like no everybody got dressed up yeah that was weird don't let the spirit of halloween die speaking of off-air people dressing up uh we had kane show up today yeah i'll tell you what the graphic
The graphic department showed up in a big way.Okay, the graphic department showed up in a big way.There was actually somebody posted outside the Thunderdome this morning, sitting there with a sign, obviously came out to say hello.
And we sent the big red monster out there to go talk to him.Person had no idea who Cain was.Cain, come on out here, Cain.Come on out here, Cain.Come on out here.Jesus. Caned, re-tweeted, and Glenn Jacobs.Re-tweeted.
Anytime that's happening, you know it's a good costume.Congrats, Cane.You crushed it today, pal.Great graphics, too.Got to take some things to the back, obviously.Showed up this morning.That was sitting down.Showed up this morning.Just going to work.
Obviously, Cane has a great work ethic.Obviously, Cane has a great work ethic.Talk and mitt. did a couple's costume, and I will say, these boys, I don't know, tested IQs, how they're gonna do.You know what I mean?Tested IQs.
Well, we know how they're gonna do.
We don't know how tested IQs they're gonna do.
But, in real world, in actual jobs, these two are dogs.They put their heads down, they go to work, and their Halloween costume, obviously, I mean, come on, Mitt.Mitt, come on.Gotta prove the point right here, Pat.Yes, exactly.There it is.
Boys, obviously, appreciate it.Love the Dumb and Dumber reference with the Tuxes.Talking to Tux, Mitt and the Tux.You boys really did great.Way to go, boys.Way to go, boys.Way to go, boys.
um either haven't seen the movie someone texted them hey you guys should do this i bet you know you two remind us iq wise of these guys yeah dumb and dumber and they said that's rude but let's um talk as an emmy talk about an emmy yeah mid obviously he can
break break down and break down a skateboard you wouldn't get skateboard to AJ how to be a great cover to linebacker lacrosse coach lacrosse coach make it do anything one great driver I heard yep you can drive a great driver he's only been in like
eight accidents and totaled three cars in the last 12 months.
You think if you're a bad driver at least you can be a good parker though and he's actually a worse parker than anybody.He parks his car in traffic and then gets totaled.I don't know how it happened.He's good at working out.He's great at working out.
He's great at work.If you just give him a task.
He's getting better at breathing.
Yeah, he was talking to breathe in it for a bit.We didn't know if it was gonna continue.
Yeah, I Mean, what does that mean?
I think that was even an issue sometimes to what he brings out of his noise It's like this high-frequency whistle that comes out pretty annoying, but he's getting better at it
Bill, obviously the man who codes YouTube for us.He's always, you know, coding, doing his things.A lot of people say maybe he would be John Wayne Gacy.That is actually not who Bill is.Bill played a very topical, phenomenal costume here.
He's an FBI agent who potentially raided Diddy's house.It's not evidence because he wouldn't take evidence because he's an actual FBI.Okay. That's just sweet.You look good bill.You do it looks like potential profession.
He's doing a lot of legs, too So wearing the khaki showcasing the quads.Yep.
I don't think that's this guy's in here spotting grunting.Good work Go knock on some doors bill.Go knock on some doors.Don't be scared.
Yeah, you should do that cop knock too Open up so that's what he wears to get him in his car.Yeah, bingo.
You're under arrest, sir race
Well, I mean, you said... Obviously, if he is driving a car, it'll be a Chevy, fueled by Sunoco.
Alright, another member of the graphics department, obviously phenomenal artist, dressed up with a very exact costume, that if you know what it is, it is phenomenal.From Woodstock 1999, ladies and gentlemen, Dirty is DMing.
Drop what shut him down open up shop.Oh No, that's a lot of road I don't know if he does the hey-o thing.I think it's just the dirty half that is or do you drop? Yeah, I agree.I agree.9ix9ine Woodstock had it.Okay, I like it.
If you do watch that DMX clip, it appears as if he is performing for the entire population of the world.Yes.And it comes out... What?Yeah, that's a great costume.
I didn't know Dirty had...
He came in with a hoodie over top.He was trying to disguise what it was.Hide it, yeah.And I said, I said, Dirty, what's going on, bud?He said, 1999 DMX Woodstock.I was like, fuck it, okay.Amazon special.That was amazing.
And then I pull up the video just to relive it.What a moment that had to be.DMX had to feel, rest in peace, obviously.DMX had to feel so.At the top of the world.And it feels so cool.All the time.There it is.My dog's gonna.
All right, Dirty, appreciate that.All the boys in the back, we got the Hawk Maniac, we got Coach Pagano, Macho Man Randy Savage, A.J.Hawk, and Tua Tongvaloa.I like that one, Foxy, I think that was a really good one.
Yeah, it's good, you know, if your quarterback has a linebacker mentality, you're gonna have a good football team. And if Tua has no concussions like A.J.Hawk, that's gonna be a good quarterback.
Hawks are, I still think he was trying to be Hawk Tua, the blowjob thing.
I thought so too.I know Foxy loves Haley Welch.Every time I go by, he's stopping me and saying, did you see this clip from Talk Tua?You gotta watch it right now.
He was the one that showed us the opening pitch, right, for the Mets?Yep, he was.
Said, watch Haley Welch burn this fucker right down the middle.
So that is Hawk, too, is what he's trying to do.
He's not lying to anybody.
Figure that out, Foxy.Foxy.Riz, how's it going?
It's a great day.I'm honestly bragged it's over.I love the Halloween episodes.
Do you want to do a giveaway?Do you want to do a contest, Riz?
I mean, I really can't.I can't do much of this.What's the giveaway going to be?You tell me, bub.Whatever you want to do.You want to shoot hoops? I mean, I can try.
Riz, I think you with those nails shooting some hoops.
I tried before the show started.Boy, it was tough.What do you mean?You just couldn't see the hoop?I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.I'm not kidding.I can't.I've been trying to look and see.Like, it's fucking impossible.
How's the breathing in there?
Big hole?It's pretty terrible.But we made it through.Honestly, whoever made this mask, I think made it with, like, propane.So it just smells like... Oh, like gas.Like a fucking... I've gotten a headache from it, but it's been fucking awesome.
You're a little high right now, Huff and Fields.
Oh man, I'm high as shit.
We appreciate it.Well, how about you get high in like 50 people's minds and go make a shot for them?
Sure, sure.What type of shot?Can I walk up to the net and throw it in there?
No, you can't.Three-pointer?Whatever you want.Riz, what do we think Riz should be shooting?You think Hulkster?
I think maybe a mid-range or a three-pointer.I saw it before the show.It's going to be tough for him to make this, dude.Oh, it's going to be hard.Yeah.
That thing's fucking tight.He doesn't have a lot of range of motion in that.
He looks so much better full-body.What is happening?I mean, he's a Rizzler.He's a little chubby.Oh, no.
We saw Riz at the Knicks game.He does have a sick jumper.Oh, my goodness.
That costume, you should have stood up the whole day. You look like the penguin.
Look at his cheeks.Oh my goodness.You're such a sweetheart.
Look at that.Hold on, hold on.
Disappear.That's our show. So people know, in Conor's defense, he did stuff.If they weren't here for the beginning of the show, he does have a pillow in.Okay, yeah, you're right.
He did make that announcement earlier.It's not a natural build.Okay, Conor, if you make an NBA 3 as the Rizzler dressed as Black Panther, we will give 50 people $500.You only have one opportunity.Don't miss your chance to blow.
Yeah, one chance.Opportunity of a lifetime.
Make sure he keeps his foot behind the line.
Cheeks clapping. Nails are made of vibranium.The Rizzler.For 50 people!Oh!All right, you gotta do it.Your balls coming at you.I'm not even looking at the bag.Nice catch there, though.Nice catch there, though.It was online.Yeah, it was right online.
I think you have a chance here.30 people, $500.All you gotta do is make this shot, Rizzler.Dress as Black Panther.Maybe off a dribble.Maybe vibe a little bit.On this Halloween, 30... Oh, no, that's scary.Double dribble. Stolen.It's all right.
It only gives you the next shot.Frankenstein.He's starting to move.Starting to defend.The Wrestler!Oh, it's all right.It's all right.
Good-looking shot, though.Good-looking shot.And that gear?Great effort.
You're not supposed to shoot.You're not supposed to shoot.Good if it goes.Baseball!Baseball!Baseball!Oh.OK.Thank you, Riz.Oh, OK.30 people, $500! Maybe shoot the other hoop.That's your hoop over there on the other side.
Don't you think that hoops your side over there?A little flat too.The Rizzler!Black Panther!30 people, $500!Alright, that's it.
Sorry.Tell you what, Connor, finishing races is important.What?But racing is more important.I can't fucking breathe.That's right.That's what you do.
That's right.Just shooting those, you already won.You know, just putting those shots up.
I'll try.I can throw one.Oh, you want to do more?I don't know.I don't want to show that.It's so fun.Look at AJ.
Well, Waffle is about to try to win some money for some people.You OK with that, Riz?What? I can't hear anything.
I'll get it for you, brother.
And you haven't seen Ty's whole thing either.
No, please.Ty's wearing slides.Ty's wearing slides.But he's got the whole.
I think whatever we do, we got to start doing some lunges and some squats.
Little daughter tonight.Dad, why'd you lose your voice?That's a long story.You gotta watch the show.
Listen, Sloan, say trick or treat because dad can't say anything.
It's going to be a long couple days with no voice for Hulkster.
Well, if you ain't willing to do the time, don't do the crime.That's what I always say.That's right.You made the bet.What I said about Joe Biden, but nobody wanted to hear that.
Alright, Mr. Waffle, since the Rizzler wasn't able to win, great effort Rizzler.Rizz, we're proud of you.It's not about whether the ball went in or not, it's about whether or not you put on a show and let me tell you, you did.You looked great.
It's not a chin thing, it's the Rizz face, you fucking prick.
No, it's part of the chin though. Hulkster, you do the Rizzler?
I love the Rizzler.But I tell you what.Nope.Nope.No, I'm just going to say.No.Hey, AJ, better stop fucking bumping your gums.You think QT Marshall is something to worry about.
The fucking Hulkster will snap you in half, pal.Are you all right?The mustache is coming off.Are you talking about Big Costco?Yeah, Big Costco, who basically Got fucking body bagged by Jimmy Fallon.
Thinks he's gonna waltz into that other promotion and win a world title?I don't think so.
Have you seen his work in The Ring Hoaxer?He'd actually be very pumped if you watched some of his work.
Yeah, I've seen a couple clotheslines and lariats. Shit like that, yeah.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He's all right.He doesn't have these 22 inch pythons though.
Does he?You don't know, we don't know.He kinda does.Yeah, he might.He's pretty, he's juicing.I know he's juicing.No, no don't be. Don't be putting those allegations out there.He's not juicing.Double chunk chocolate cookies.It's a good gimmick.
They got a good gimmick.It is a good gimmick.Big Costco, Little Costco, The Rizzler.I hope they continue to profit and do what they're doing.Me too.No more late night shows though.Yeah, stay off of Jimmy Fallon.
Rizzler's on his own, by the way.
No, that's part of the family.
What do you mean?No, they're brothers.They're sucking him dry of his skill.Okay.
I'm not sucking him dry, dude.You're talking about on Jimmy Fallon, not actually.
I'm just saying, the Rizzlers are a one-man show.And, you know, they've kind of tried to piggyback off of the Rizzlers.
No, they're all together.They're like the... The Avengers.I almost said they're like the... I didn't want to do that.The Bloodlines?There's no reason for me to say that.
They're like Dude Perfect.They're a team.
Tyler.Tyler.The Boys.The Purple Hoser.
The Boys.The Rizzlers outgrown them.
Well, maybe.It might come time for him to kind of Justin Timberlake away from NSYNC.
Oh, yeah.And that time is now.He crushed the Fallon show.Do you think so?Did he really?And the booms brought them down.
No, he shouldn't do Jimmy Fallon again.Jimmy Fallon, we would like him to do that again.
Yeah, keep that going, Jimmy.
That was awesome.Somebody should have dressed up as heel Jimmy Fallon today.Should have been a racist turtle too.Somebody said that earlier.We should have brought that.Yeah.
You know, everything, you know. How would you, I guess, how would that costume talk?I wouldn't be doing much talking.How do you get the point across?How do you get that point across?
I think he would just dress as a turtle and then he'd say, I'm a racist turtle because all turtles are racist, which we learned on this program.
Just throw a bunch of black or air forces around.
Yeah, or white air forces.And then, that's a wild video.That is a wild video.That was a crazy happenstance that we found out about there.Turtles would literally, White Air Force.White Air Force.White Air Force.How you doing?How you doing?
How you doing?No problem.Black Air Force.War!I didn't even know turtles had war mode.They had war mode.We missed that.Next year will be better.We'll get it.We'll start taking notes now for what we could potentially be for next year.
That's, you know, relates to the program because Halloween here.
Yeah.Oh yeah.Oh yeah.And that's the problem is they're actual turtles than they're actual turtles.
We'll show you later, sir.
Yeah.Basically, they see something white, they're cool with it. they see something dark colored they're not.
Who's raising these turtles?
Well you would think that's the thing like maybe it's but it's all turtles I guess it's just how they are look look boom boom then take the paint off take the tape off I'm sorry oh sorry sir that's what he said sorry sir I didn't know that.
Don't you think they just think they're darkness and they they're trying to get out?
No Chuck don't bring reason in here please don't bring any reason in here you're a waffle. Speaking of waffles, waffles deliver.I've been having a lot more now that I have my daughter.They are so good.What kind do you do?
Eggo, Eggo, Eggo, obviously, because I think it's so easy.You just pop that thing in the toaster.It's hard to let go of the Eggo.They also have French toast sticks, and Eggo's very, very good.
The butter to syrup ratio, if you get it right on an Eggo waffle, is just unbelievable.Money.
And what's that, 45 seconds, you've got a perfectly cooked meal.
You gotta eat the mini Eggo's, that has like the four different
so good holy shit dude like sticks or like ego sticks no it's like the it's like a square kind of but it's got four individual little mini egos they got like cinnamon sugar boom they got like mixed berries all these different flavors
Eggo does it right, brother.
Blueberries are the real deal.Cinnamon sugar ones.I used to hammer those.
I don't think I've dabbed.They're so good.This is my first Eggo experience.
What kind of butter do you guys use on them?Actual butter.Like a whip?
Do you ever do the whip like you get at IHOP?My wife does the first time I've been a part of this. butter in like butter thing out and it like gets so soft and perfect wherever it's left out.I've always been butter in fridge guy.
Yeah, that's right.No, you leave it out and put it on a dish and put it in a plate of dishes and bring it out.
Oh yeah, so we do room temp stick of butter on top of that thing.And then I am a, I am a America mill, Sir, guy.What's the name?Mama?That is not the name.Tony.He's always we go up as a turtle.That is a change.
You know, you say your Bible too.
Oh, we know.Yeah, that is not.
I'll keep saying it.No, don't.There's a new we know.
Pearl Mill.Pearl Mill.Pearl Mill.Yeah.
Okay, Pearl Mill, sorry.It's so good.No one ever fucking calls it that, but sure, Pearl Mill syrup.Nope, I'm looking at Amazon right now, I was right.
It is so good, the Pearl Mill is so good.
But it is, it's the artist formerly known as Aunt Jemima. so I can get my shit straight here.Next time I go to my local supermarket, I'm not gonna look like an asshole going up every aisle saying, hey, where's the Pearl Mill Serum?
And they're not gonna know what the fuck I'm talking about.Yeah, boom, right there, Angel Bible, I knew it. Thank you.Okay.
That's very good.Way to go.We can all change.I could change.You could change.Speaking of change, we can all change.Shout out Rocky four.
All right, waffle. We're going one way to end this thing.And that's with you hitting a shot for these people.It's Halloween.Give out a king size.50 people.50 people, $500.He's wheezing into the microphone.Dale.There's 80,000 people.
50 people, $500.All you gotta do is put that football into that hoop right over there.The waffle delivers.See, that one didn't have enough pearl mill on it.Well said.Ain't that right?
Well said.We need a little pearl.A little more pearl mill on there.
We need a little pearl mill on top of that.My wife enjoys the supernatural maple syrup.
Oh, like the ones in the leaf?
In the glass.In the glass leaf?
Are they sweet?That's my first time ever.I didn't know that existed.I know in Canada they probably did it because they just go up to the pine trees and like kind of just scoop it out.Yeah.She drops that in the house out of nowhere.
She puts it out on the table.We have like pancakes or something.I put it on there.What are we doing?That is not what syrup is.Syrup is Pearl Mill.That is what syrup is.Always has been. always will be your pearl mill in that thing.
That's what we need right now.We need a little sweetness.We need a little flavor saver on this waffle.50 people, $500.Put a little butter on top, a little pearl mill.Oh, he fired that pigskin.He fired that pigskin.
The Rizzler has a motivational speech to give to you, Mr. Waffle.
Yeah, Chuck, I'll be honest.I'm not even looking when you throw, because I can't fucking, I can't even see you.So, no matter what your fundamentals are, let's just think about this.
Keep that front arm tight, keep that elbow in, and you fucking rip that thing, son.
50 people, $500.The Waffles made a lot of dreams come true.Will he be able to do it?No, that ain't gonna be enough.That ain't gonna be enough, Buff.That ain't gonna do it.
Stop being a bitch, Chuck.
Whoa, that was from the Rizzler.I didn't expect that.Hulkster has a message for you, though.He's always super positive.Yeah, his mouth out there, yeah.He's in a bad spot.Hot, hot, hot, like heaving for air at the top of that thing.
Hulkster obviously has a message for the waffle.
I mean, what are we doing, dude? Do you even care?Do you even want all the Hulkamaniacs out there?50 of them, more specifically, to win $500.I saw your first toss.Plate crab ass out here.Listen, if you don't put this fucker in that hoop,
you're getting an atomic leg drop right at half court.And then I'm going to body slam your old ass just like I did the giant at Wrestlemania 2.
You don't want that, Waffle.You don't want that.You don't want to get flattened like a pancake.You're a waffle.Hulkster will do it, though.John Wayne Gacy also has a message for you here from... Boom.
Kline, what do you have to say? Yeah, Waffle, don't worry.If you make this one, maybe I'll give you a discount to come work on Bears next, I believe his fifth birthday party next year.
Okay, okay.You are being hired out for events.I like that.How's the KFC doing?
Unfortunately, a little mishap when I was ordering.I got Long John Silver, so I put it back in the hallway.
It's actually kind of a happy accident, though, dude.You get hush puppies with it?
It's where my power outage happened at the same time, so I haven't really checked exactly what's in there, but I saw the Long John's box and realized there was a mistake.
Well, there's been a lot of mistakes.There certainly has been.There's no mistake about it, though.If that ball goes into that hoop right over there, 50 people win $500 on this glorious Halloween.Chuck, do it for the people.Do it for the program.
Let's lock it.The waffle!
Yeah, go for it.I think you go for it.I think you go for it.
Coach, coach, remember when we gave a speech to the Colts about the German wrestler?I think his name was Schnitzel.He had no legs, this, that, and the other.And he was losing, and all of a sudden, he started winning.
And the crowd started chanting, pretzel, pretzel, pretzel, pretzel.Do it for Schnitzel, coach.
Do it for Schnitzel.German pretzel.German pretzel, yeah.It's not Schnitzel, but.
Coach, two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle.
A third favorite thing would be you fucking nailing this shot, okay?Steering wheel, Remington rifle.Chuck Berry in this shot.50 people, $500.
One of the all-time greats.Talks that shit.Maybe my favorite football coach of all time.
could be coach Pagano if he stops throwing this fucking football like Tim Walz, okay?Why don't you throw it like a guy who can rip the pigskin, please?
Listen.Coach, run the pick six play.Okay, okay.
Chuck has done that as a DB coach.He's certainly run a pick six and thrown a pick six in his entire thing.Macho man, anything to say to the waffle before he tries to make the shot for 50 people?Let the green rise to the top, brother.Oh yeah.
Hey, KY, Kyle Busch, you back there?Anything to say as a champion, as a man who wins races to the Waffle here?
You got it, coach!Come on!
Okay, I don't know if that's how he sounds.Grizzler, one last message to the Waffle?
Fire that pace game, boy.
For you, Waffle.You want a Hulkamaniac?Hulkamaniac in the back has something to say.
Yeah, coach, I can't believe you don't believe in the cayenne pepper tonight and you're probably going to lose your bet, but you're going to hit this shot.
Hulkamaniacs don't believe in you, brother.Let them run wild. The waffle for 50 people to win five!Oh.
Ooh, I thought that was it.
Wasn't meant to be.I tried.All right, it was a fun Halloween.I almost fainted.That turned into a political party, I guess.That was great.So happy we did it.So happy we did it.
Amazing timing.I mean, what the fuck?Amazing.Classic.
It's not, I mean, what are we talking about here?Pantas Christ.
No one, and we mean no one, out pizzas the Hut.
Hulkster, how do you... See, they'll just pitch something in my ear, that's a good idea. Now, nothing's as good as Pizza Hut's pizza.
They're actually number two on the pizza world right now.Okay, so we need people to remember that The Hut is The Hut for a reason.Go ahead and get yourself some pizza with the family.
Or enjoy the 16 boneless wings, two orders of fries, two dips bundle that they have right now for $15.99.Only available at The Hut. I've been told that there is a big red machine who potentially could bury a free throw.
And if he does, I think we should give, I was almost going to say 100 people.
He played the free throw game yesterday, too.
So he's fresh off of the foul shot.
Ladies and gentlemen, if Kane can make... Just grab that ball over there.This is an international ball, Kane.I don't think you need to be shooting international ball, even though Kane is an international icon.Actually, hey, Kane, here you go.
International ball, for sure, because you're worldwide, brother.He's missing this 100%.Okay, Kane. If you bury this free throw on this glorious week nine NFL kickoff Thursday, Halloween, spectacular, we'll give 50 people $500.
All they'll have to do is repost this, say something nice to somebody, and say happy Halloween while adding the best way to pay you digitally.This is all dependent upon Kane making a free throw.
Hulkster, you think your guy Kane's gonna be able to do this?
Without a doubt, the only thing better that Cain's in-ring work is his political leadings, which I... Okay, okay.
That's enough.That's enough, Oakster.That's enough, Oakster, for today.Cain, put it away for the people, not just your constituents.50 people, $500, all around the internet. What's new?Kane's a choker!No, yeah.
Choke slammer.Well, right.
But this Kane, take was better.Kane, you think you get another opportunity here to make it?Oh.Oh, take it off.
I like that little showmanship.All right, Kane.
The Rizzler has a message for you before you attempt your first ever free throw shot for money here.
Yeah, you were talking today, it was bullshit because you're not supposed to talk.
No, there's a couple different Kane instances of him.
Yeah, I think me and Ty were just hoping for a silent day out of Kane.But with this whole entire thing, you can redeem yourself for all the bullshit that spews out of that goal of yours. Put that ball in that hoop, son.
You can do this.There's not a lot of bullshit, Bowen and Kane.Sorry, we're on your side.Coach, anything you can say to Kane before he attempts this for 50 people for $500?
Show him.Sorry.Talk to you, Waffle, for sure.Sorry.Go ahead, Coach.Me?No, talk to you, Waffle.
Talk to you.Chuck.Chuck, we're talking a real Chuck Pagano.With a real Chuck Pagano.
Show him what you're fucking made of.Coach.Step up to that line and make this hoop and make 50 people.Is that?Halloween.
50 people.$500 for a happier Halloween.That's what I'm talking about. One of the Brothers of Destruction!50 people, $500.
All I gotta do is repost this post, say something nice to somebody, say Happy Halloween, and then also put the easiest way to pay.You could be one of 50 winners because Kane is clutch from the free throw line.
That's John Wayne Gacy, the Talks at the Table with a Rizzler and Hulk Hogan.And then there's Dale Earnhardt.There's a waffle.Everybody in the back from Hawk
Tua, to Macho Man Randy Savage, Coach Pagano, a Hulkamaniac, Kyle Busch, DMX of Woodstock in 1999, the Dumb and Dumber boys, Kane, the FBI investigator, and everybody else.We can't thank you enough for allowing us to be a part of your life.
We'll see you tomorrow as we react to tonight's Thursday night football game and give our predictions as we go forward.It might be Aaron Rodgers Friday, depending upon tonight's outcome.
Be a friend, tell a friend something nice, it might change their life.We're in this thing together, let's never forget it.Team on me? Team on three.One, two, three.Team.Goodbye.
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